Author's Note: Here's how the voting went in 'Inglourious Suckers'
Anne Maria (6): Duncan, Justin, Jo, Lightning, Heather, Sierra
Justin (5): Noah, Gwen, Alejandro, Courtney, Scott
Duncan (1): Anne Maria
(Day 6)
The 9 members of Team Heroism were sleeping in their ultra-soft beds at the McLean Spa Hotel, all knocked out after throwing a huge party the previous night. And on cue, a new song played on the speakers, that song being "Chop Suey" by System of a Down, which woke everyone up.
(Confessional)
"Last night was probably the best night I've ever had on Total Drama. Even better than when Scott was eliminated last season. We finally won a challenge, which meant we finally got a chance to be in the Spa Hotel and we threw a HUGE party to celebrate. And when we got to bed, I'm telling you, sleeping in that ultra-soft bed was HEAVEN." said Zoey.
STATIC
"I'm just glad we were able to sleep in separate rooms instead of all of us sleeping together in bunk beds. And it's not like I dislike the guys I'm with. Brick, Cody, Owen, and Harold are cool, but I can definitely live without dealing with Owen's farts, even if it is for one night." said Cameron.
STATIC
"I'm feeling better after what happened yesterday. I guess a party and a good night's sleep will do that for you. But now I know Jo is gunning for me and knowing Jo, she's not going to let what I did to her go." Brick said before sighing.
(Scene Change)
Team Villainy just woke up in their respective cabins. In the Guy's cabin, Duncan was about to go to the bathroom to wash up when he saw Scott and intentionally bumped into him.
"Hey! What the heck, man?" asked Scott.
"What?" asked Duncan.
"You did that on purpose." said Scott.
"Maybe. So?" said Duncan.
"Duncan, if you have a problem with me, then say it." said Scott.
"Why? I don't have to tell you shit." said Duncan.
"It's about Courtney, isn't it?" said Scott.
Duncan didn't answer, which told Scott that it was about Courtney.
"Look, I know you two had a long history with each other but believe me, I'm not trying to be your enemy here." said Scott.
"Says the guy who spent the last season making nothing but enemies." said Duncan.
"You two are killing my beauty sleep." said Justin.
"Shut up, Justin!" yelled Duncan and Scott.
"Guys, can we not do this right now? It's too early for fighting." a tired Noah said from the top of his and Duncan's bunk bed.
"Noah's right. We should save our energy for the challenge, not for useless squabbles." said Alejandro.
"And Lightning needs this time to focus without any distractions, so we can SHA-WIN!" said Lightning.
Duncan and Scott glared at each other before Duncan went into the bathroom.
"Oh yeah, I can tell today's going to be a fun day." said Noah.
(Scene Change)
In the Girl's cabin, Jo just got up and got out of her and Heather's bunk bed (Heather had the top bunk, while Jo had the bottom one). She was about to leave to do her morning jog when she noticed something on Sierra's bed. Something that disturbed her quite a bit.
"Uhhh…what is that?" asked Jo.
"Oh, this? This is my Cody collage. My Codyage. I'm putting it on the wall so I can sleep and wake up next to Cody's face." Sierra said with a smile as the collage on her bed had at least 100 images of Cody, some more embarrassing than others. But an image that wasn't part of the collage caught Jo's eye.
"Is that Cody…in the shower?" asked Jo.
"Yep. It's my prized possession. Next to a screenshot of Cody not wearing any underwear while we were in the Amazon in World Tour." Sierra said before kissing the picture, which made Jo shiver in disgust.
(Confessional)
"I always heard that Sierra's obsession with Cody was bad, but seeing it in person, yikes." said Jo.
(End Of Confessional)
Gwen and Courtney were both in the bathroom, applying makeup, and Gwen used this moment to talk to Courtney.
"Courtney?" asked Gwen.
"What?" replied Courtney.
"I think we need to talk." said Gwen.
"About what exactly?" asked Courtney.
"Look, we don't like each other very much. And for good reason." said Gwen.
"Very good reason. You took Duncan's knife and used it to stab me in the back." said Courtney.
"Not exactly how I would word it, but I did hurt you. I won't deny that. But your constant whining and crying about the World Tour fiasco is getting old and it's starting to piss me off." said Gwen.
"What are you trying to say?" asked Courtney.
"What I want to say is that we're on the same team. Ideally, we need to coexist so we can make it to the merge. And our conflict isn't going to help either of us win this game. I'm not asking us to be friends again, but I think it would best to throw our petty bullshit to the side and have a temporary truce." said Gwen.
"A truce? With you? I'd rather eat Chef's worst dishes than have a truce with you. And just to be clear, I'll NEVER forgive you for what you did to me." Courtney said before leaving the bathroom.
(Confessional)
"It was worth a shot." said Gwen.
STATIC
"Gwen must be out of her mind if she thinks I would accept a truce. After what she did to me, she should be lucky I haven't broken a shovel over her head. It doesn't matter that we were friends at one point because Gwen burnt that bridge a long time ago. With Duncan's lighter." Courtney said bitterly.
(End Of Confessional)
Team Villainy were now eating breakfast in the main lodge, enjoying DJ's food.
"How do you guys like the food?" asked DJ.
"It's amazing." said Scott.
"It's great." said Alejandro.
"Bro, between your food and the fancy food at the Spa Hotel, I'd pick yours any day." Duncan said, complimenting one of his best friends.
"Thanks man. So, how's the team?" asked DJ.
"It's hell. Out of everyone on the team, I can only tolerate two people. My second-in-command and my girlfriend. And speaking of which, I need to talk to her right now." Duncan said before going over to Gwen, who was in a somber mood.
"Hey babe, are you alright?" asked Duncan.
"Not really, no." said Gwen.
"What's wrong?" asked Duncan.
"A lot is wrong right now. Courtney still hates my guts, and our team is a toxic nightmare." said Gwen.
"Tell me about it." said Duncan.
"And there's also the fact that…I feel you've been neglecting me recently." said Gwen.
"What? Neglecting you? Gwen, I'm sorry but I've been really busy with this leadership stuff. I would never ignore you on purpose. I'll tell you what, after today's challenge, how about we hang out and maybe even take a dip in the lake. Just the two of us. Does that sound good?" said Duncan.
"Yeah, I'd like that." said Gwen.
"I knew you would." Duncan said before he gave Gwen a quick kiss.
(Confessional)
"I love Gwen. I really do. But the reason I've been 'neglecting' her is because I don't want our relationship to get in the way of the game. I don't want drama to weigh me down because I want to win or at least have Noah, Cody, or Owen win. I know that sounds bad but $1.25 million is $1.25 million. Besides, I'd give her a cut of that money. I'm not a total douchebag." said Duncan.
STATIC
"If I were Duncan, I would be very careful about how I'd handle my relationship on this show. Because if there's one thing I've learned after rewatching this show, it's three words. Drama. Is. POISON." said Noah.
(Scene Change)
The 9 members of Team Heroism and the 11 members of Team Villainy waited outside the main lodge for John's announcement about today's challenge.
"Morning, All-Stars. Hope you're ready for today's challenge because I'll think you'll enjoy it. Or at least some of you will." said John.
"What makes you think we'll enjoy any challenge you throw at us?" asked Courtney.
"Because I'm bringing back another challenge from Season 1 and it's arguably one of the best in the whole show. Today, we're doing Paintball Deer Hunter." said John.
(Confessional)
"Paintball Deer Hunter. Just hearing those words brings back memories. Memories of me getting mauled by a bear and getting eliminated that night." said Cody.
STATIC
"The paintball challenge! Next to winning the finale in Action, that was the best day of my life because I finally stood up for myself against Heather. Good times." said Beth.
STATIC
"I'm fine with the paintball challenge coming back, as long as I'm not a deer again. Wearing that tail, red nose, and antlers did a number on my image. And Courtney did a number on my chances of having kids that day." said Duncan.
STATIC
"I'm not too sure about this challenge but as long as no actual deer are harmed, I will participate." said Dawn.
(End Of Confessional)
"The original challenge consisted of the two teams, the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass, having hunters while everyone else was deer. To win, one team had to have less paint on them. Honestly, while I liked this challenge, the rules were a little too vague for my liking, so I'm going to change some things." said John.
"Like what exactly?" asked Harold.
"The first change is that instead of the teams having both hunters and deer, one team will solely consist of hunters, while the other will solely consist of deer. The second change is that there will be a 1-hour time limit and once it's up, you will cease fire. And the third change is that I will be using a coin to decide who will play the hunters. Heads will be Heroism; Villainy will be Tails." said John.
John took a coin, flicked it in the air, caught it, and inverted it on top of his opposite hand.
"Tails! Villainy, you're the hunters! Heroism, you're the deer." said John.
Team Villainy cheered before being handed their paintball guns, while Team Heroism groaned.
"Goddammit." said Cody.
"And here's everyone's protective glasses and for Team Villainy, here are your cool camo hats." John said while handing out the glasses and hats to the All-Stars.
Team Heroism noticed how some members of Team Villainy (namely Courtney, Duncan, Heather, and Jo) looked a little too excited about holding those paintball guns and their confidence more or less went 6 feet under.
"Team Villainy, the only way for you to win is if you shoot all the 'deer'. If you don't, Team Heroism will get the victory. Is that clear?" said John.
"Crystal." said Duncan.
(Confessional)
"Man, I am feeling SO DAMN GOOD right now. I get to be a hunter this time and taking out all the 'deer' shouldn't be too hard. Owen's obviously the easiest target of them all. Sure, we're in an alliance, but I haven't forgotten how he tried to taunt me and call me 'Bambi'. Well Big O, who's Bambi now?" Duncan said while showing off his paintball gun.
STATIC
"I honestly don't see us losing today. The numbers don't lie. It's 9 of them and 11 of us. And we're the hunters! We have the easy job. I just hope Courtney doesn't get hypercompetitive again." said Scott.
STATIC
"I'm not worried about being a deer. Sure, wearing these antlers and the red nose and the little tail is a little embarrassing, but I know how to evade and hide. Just ask Chef when he couldn't find me in that Hide and Seek challenge. Still proud of that one." said Leshawna.
(End Of Confessional)
"And one last thing before we start. Team Heroism, I'm going to be nice and I'm going to give you a 3-minute head start so you actually have a chance to hide. Once those 3 minutes are up, Team Villainy will start hunting you down. So, get moving." said John.
Team Heroism quickly ran into the forest to find some good hiding spots, while Team Villainy formed a group huddle to talk strategy.
"Okay, the best thing we need to do is split up into groups. 4 groups of 2 and 1 group of 3. I'm going with Gwen." said Duncan.
"I'm going with Courtney." said Scott, which made Duncan's eye twitch.
"I'm going with Alejandro." said Heather.
"I'm going with Jo." said Lightning.
"Wait. Oh no, I am NOT going to be stuck with Sierra and Justin. I'd rather go solo." said Noah.
"Sorry dude, that's not how we're doing this. You should've picked someone sooner." said Duncan.
"Ugh." Noah groaned.
"Now, are we going to take another loss today?" asked Duncan.
"No!" yelled Team Villainy.
"Are we going to let Brick and his little soldiers humiliate us again?" asked Duncan.
"No!" yelled Team Villainy.
"Are we going to show everyone that we're the greatest team in Total Drama history?" asked Duncan.
"Yeah!" yelled Team Villainy.
"That's what I like to hear. Now, on three. One. Two. Three." Duncan said before he and the rest of the team yelled, "Villainy!"
Once the 3 minutes passed, the 1-hour timer started, and Team Villainy split into smaller groups and took off into the forest.
54:59
"How has it been 5 minutes, and no one has shot anyone yet? Pfft. Some hunters." John said while watching the challenge play out on his monitors.
In the forest, Jo was frustrated with both her lack of progress in hunting down Team Heroism and Lightning's excessive bicep kissing.
"Will you stop that!" Jo yelled.
"Why? I earned these biceps; I'll kiss them as many times as I want. Not my fault you ain't got none." said Lightning.
Jo growled and continued walking.
(Confessional)
"Lightning is so damn frustrating. He's equal parts dumb and egotistical and it drives me mad. But as much as I can't stand him, he's the only one on my team I trust which is really sad now that I say it out loud." said Jo.
(End Of Confessional)
53:38
"Do you see anyone?" asked Scott.
"No. You?" asked Courtney.
"No." Scott said sadly.
"Oh come on! How is this so difficult? You'd think we'd at least find Owen. He's not exactly hard to spot." said Courtney.
"Wait. I think I heard something." said Scott.
"Where?" whispered Courtney.
"Over here." Scott said before he and Courtney silently moved toward the sound. They hid behind a bush and were ready to open fire on whoever was making that noise.
And just as they were about to shoot, the source of the noise revealed itself. It was a deer but not the deer they were looking for.
"For fuck's sake. The one time we find a deer, it turns out to be an actual deer." a frustrated Courtney said.
"Don't get frustrated, Courtney. We still have plenty of time to win this thing." said Scott.
"You're right. Let's keep moving." said Courtney.
(Scene Change)
51:19
Owen was attempting to find a good hiding place in the woods, but his large size was making that task difficult.
"Why did I have to be the hunted instead of the hunter? This is so much harder." said Owen.
And just as things couldn't get worse, Owen's stomach began to make noises. And those noises meant one thing.
"Uh oh. I think I ate a little too much for breakfast." Owen said before he farted. But this fart wasn't a causal passing of gas. It was a 'I need a bathroom right freaking now' type of fart.
"Oh crap. This is not good." said Owen.
And to make matters even worse, there was no outhouse in sight, which gave Owen no choice but to find an alternative. And that alternative was a bush.
Owen sighed before dropping his pants, squatting down, and unleashing code brown in the bush.
Nearby, Heather and Alejandro were walking with each other when they smelled the horrendous stench and covered their noses and mouths.
"What is that awful smell?" asked Alejandro.
"I don't know but…wait. I know this smell. It's Owen." said Heather.
"How can you tell?" asked Alejandro.
"Let's just say I've seen and smelled things. Terrible things." Heather said, having flashbacks to when she was forced to witness Owen loosen his bowels when they were handcuffed together for the triathlon challenge.
They moved closer toward the smell and were disgusted and repulsed to see Owen going No. 2 in a bush.
"Hey guys, sorry you had to see me like this." said an apologetic Owen.
"Owen, WHY?!" asked Heather.
"I had to go to the bathroom and the outhouse was too far away." said Owen.
"And your only option was to go in the forest?" asked Alejandro.
"Yeah." said Owen.
Awkward silence ensued for several seconds as no one knew what to do while Owen was doing his business.
"So, this is pretty uncomfortable. You know if you want to shoot me, you can. I won't mind." said Owen.
Heather and Alejandro smiled before shooting Owen in the chest, eliminating him from the challenge.
"Yes!" said Heather.
"And Owen is the 1st deer eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
Heather and Alejandro shared a kiss before Alejandro said, "Mi amor, shall we eliminate the rest of the deer?"
"Yes, yes we shall." Heather said before she and Alejandro ran off together.
"Awwww. Those two really are made for each other." Owen said while still taking a dump in the bush.
(Scene Change)
48:32
Noah felt like he was about to go insane, as he had to listen to Sierra and Justin argue about who the hottest person on the show was for 10-plus minutes. Even worse, they've had yet to find a single member of Team Heroism.
"I'm telling you, I'm the hottest person here." said Justin.
"Nope. Everyone on my blog says that Alejandro is hotter than you but even then, neither of you will match the cuteness that is Cody Wody." said Sierra.
"Cody is nothing but an unattractive geeky loser." said Justin.
An offended Noah replied with, "That geeky loser still has more personality than you'll ever have."
"Yeah, and he has more fans too. I would know because I run fan polls. And Justin, you don't rank very high on those." said Sierra.
(Confessional)
"As much as I like Cody, I don't really get why he's so popular online. Girls literally worshipped him when he was with the Drama Brothers. Maybe it's because girls have a soft spot for geeks or maybe it's that gap in his teeth. It's probably the latter, that gap is kind of cute. Oh no, did I say that on camera?" Noah said before putting his head in his hands.
(End Of Confessional)
"Well, those fans clearly have low standards." said Justin.
"Disrespecting fans on TV won't help you on those fan polls." said Sierra.
"I am about 5 seconds away from shooting both of you in the face with this gun, so if you value your looks, I advise you to SHUT THE HELL UP!" said Noah, finally having enough of the useless arguing.
"You know what, I don't need this. I'm out of here." Justin said before walking away.
"And where do you think you're going?" asked Noah.
"Away from this challenge. I'm going to the beach." said Justin.
"I see. You're just going to abandon us again. That's fine. Don't cry if we lose." said Noah.
As soon as Justin was gone, Sierra said, "What a jerk."
"Tell me about it." said Noah.
(Confessional)
"Justin is one of those people that's always rubbed me the wrong way. The type that get ahead in life because of their physical appearance and not because of talent or personality. And knowing what I know now about Justin thanks to Izzy, his ex-girlfriend if you didn't know, yeah, the guy's a total piece of garbage. I hope a bird shits on him while he's tanning." said Noah.
(Scene Change)
45:47
Duncan and Gwen were walking around the forest, bored out of their minds as they had yet to find one member of Team Heroism to shoot.
"You know, I thought being a hunter would be a lot more exciting than this." said Duncan.
"Yeah. Somehow this is even more boring than when I was a deer last time." said Gwen, who didn't want to mention that she spent the whole time with Trent.
Suddenly, Courtney, Scott, Jo, and Lightning appeared, with the 6 hunters unintentionally meeting up. Duncan starred daggers at Scott and Courtney did the same to Gwen as the tension grew exponentially.
"Scott." said Duncan.
"Duncan." said Scott.
"Gwen." said Courtney.
"Courtney." said Gwen.
"Sha-Lightning!" Lightning interrupted, which made everyone glare at him.
"What? Everyone else got to say names." said Lightning.
"Can it, Jockstrap. So, you guys shot anyone yet?" Jo asked.
"Nope." said Duncan.
"We saw an actual deer but that's about it." said Scott.
"Great. Fantastic. 15 minutes in and we only got Tubby, who was pretty much a freebie. I guess this is what we get Dudcan as the leader." said Jo.
"What did you just say?" asked Duncan.
"You heard me, Mohawk. You make a trash leader. If I was in charge, this whole challenge would've been over by now." said Jo.
"Yes, because it would take us 15 minutes to cover AN ENTIRE FOREST." Duncan said sarcastically.
"Guys, yelling isn't going to get us any closer to winning this challenge so we can please try to focus." said Gwen.
"No one asked you to talk, Gothy." said Jo.
"And who the hell asked you to insult my girlfriend?" Duncan asked, squaring up to Jo.
Soon enough, things escalated, and everyone started arguing and playing the blame game with each other. But then they heard something from a nearby bush and without hesitation, they pulled their guns on the bush and started blasting it with paintballs.
When they stopped shooting, it turned out that someone was behind that bush. It was Beth and they managed to hit her with a ton of paint.
"And Beth is eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
"Well, that worked out quite nicely." said Courtney.
"Yeah. Hey, maybe we should stick together for the rest of the game." said Scott.
Duncan and Jo looked at each other and both said, "Over my dead body.", before walking away with their companions, Gwen and Lightning.
Disappointed, Scott slumped his shoulders and said, "Okay. That's…that's fine too."
Courtney put her hand on Scott's back and said, "Come on, Scott. The clock's not going to slow down for us."
(Scene Change)
39:57
"20 minutes have passed and only 2 deer have been shot." John said on the loudspeaker.
"It's been 20 minutes. We're still doing good." Harold said to Leshawna, who was submerged in the lake, breathing through a hollow straw.
Leshawna gave Harold a thumbs-up in response.
(Confessional)
"Leshawna and I are pretty tight now. It took a while but now we're an item and it feels awesome. Hopefully, we'll make it farther this season than last time." said Harold.
STATIC
"Yeah, Harold and I are a thing. At first, I didn't think it would work out, so I kept him in the friend zone. But after World Tour, I was like, 'You know what, screw it. What's the worst that can happen?', and before I knew it, he became the one for me. Never thought in a million years I would fall for someone like Harold, but this show can do some crazy things to people." said Leshawna.
(End Of Confessional)
Unbeknownst to the couple, they were being watched by two people they despised, Heather and Alejandro.
"Make sure you get a good shot." Heather said to her boyfriend, who was aiming at Harold from a distance.
"I'm trying. This would be much easier if I had a scope." said Alejandro.
"Just hit him." said Heather.
Alejandro rolled his eyes and took the shot and to his satisfaction, the paintball hit Harold right in the chest and knocked him into the water.
"And Harold has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
As much as Leshawna wanted to tend to Harold, she didn't want to give her cover away, so she stayed put and hoped that whoever shot him would walk away.
But that didn't happen. Instead, Heather and Alejandro ran to the dock and saw Harold in the water.
"Now where's Leshawna?" asked Alejandro.
Heather looked around and saw a straw poking out of the water and remembered how Leshawna used it to survive the Hide and Seek challenge.
"Got you, homegirl." Heather said before shooting the straw, breaking it in the process.
With no straw, Leshawna couldn't breathe so she had no choice but to swim up to the surface to get some air. This turned out to be a fatal error, as Leshawna got shot in the back of the head with a paintball.
"And Leshawna has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
"YES!" Heather said before she and Alejandro ran back into the forest.
Leshawna felt the back of her head and saw green paint on her hand.
"Oh hell no. She DID NOT just go for my hair." said a fuming Leshawna.
(Confessional)
"Shooting Leshawna was so satisfying. It's what she deserved after she slapped the shit out of me and cost me a tooth in World Tour. She's a fool for thinking I would forget that." said Heather.
(Scene Change)
34:23
Dawn was currently sitting in the woods, meditating with her animal friends, trying to pass the time as she had yet to find one member of Team Villainy looking for her.
Suddenly, she heard someone whisper, "Dawn!"
She recognized the voice as Cameron's and replied, "Cameron?"
"Brick, Zoey and I are behind this bush. We need to talk to you." Cameron whispered.
Dawn looked around to see if anyone else was around. Once she knew the coast was clear, she went behind the bush and joined up with her friends.
"What do we need to discuss?" asked Dawn.
"Okay, here's the situation. Owen, Beth, Harold, and Leshawna are gone, meaning nearly half our team has been taken out." said Brick.
"Oh no. And the challenge isn't even halfway over. Wait, where's Cody?" asked Dawn.
"No idea. We haven't seen him anywhere so it's pretty much just the 4 of us now." said Zoey.
"And I say we should stick together and not let each other out of our sight. Got it?" asked Brick.
Dawn, Zoey, and Cameron nodded their heads in response.
"Good. Now let's win this challenge." Brick whispered, trying not to draw attention.
(Scene Change)
29:20
"Less than 30 minutes before the challenge ends! Team Villainy, I'd suggest you start picking up the pace if you want to win." John said from the loudspeaker.
"We're trying our best out here!" Noah yelled while walking with Sierra.
"Why does John have to be so rude? It's annoying." asked Sierra.
"Still better than Chris. I'd rather have a rude host than a straight-up psychopath." said Noah.
"True. Ugh. How is it that we've been walking all this time and we have yet to find my Codykins!" Sierra complained.
"Maybe it's because he doesn't want to be found by you and I don't blame him for a second." said Noah.
"You know since you and Cody are best friends and all, does he ever mention me when the two of you talk?" asked Sierra.
"Yes, he talks about you quite a lot." said Noah.
"Really? What does he say about me?" an excited Sierra asked.
"You really want to know?" asked Noah.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! A thousand times YES!" said Sierra.
"Okay. Well, he hates you, you're the worst thing that's ever happened in his life, you need to go to an insane asylum, and once he's gone from the show, he'll file a restraining order against you. One would think he would've done it immediately after World Tour, but he gave you a chance and held off on going through with it. But then you blew that chance and now he never wants to see you again." said Noah.
Sierra was shocked. She refused to believe Cody would say such hurtful things about her. He was one of the nicest people on the whole show. It couldn't be true.
"He…he said that about me. No, he couldn't have. He's too nice to say such things." said Sierra.
"Well, nice people have their limits. Owen, Lindsay, Brick. They've all snapped at some point and Cody has every reason to snap at you." Noah said while walking.
(Confessional)
"There's no way Cody could say mean things about me. Noah's probably lying. Yeah, that's it. Noah's lying so he can keep me away from Cody. Like that's going to stop me." said Sierra.
(End Of Confessional)
They walked until Noah saw someone in the distance. Turned out there were several people in the distance, and they were all 'deer'.
"Sierra." Noah whispered.
"What?" asked Sierra.
"I see several members of Team Heroism near us. We need to move quietly so they don't notice us when we shoot them." Noah whispered.
"Is Cody there?" asked Sierra.
"No, just Brick, Zoey, Dawn, and Cameron." Noah whispered.
"Then where the heck is Cody?" asked Sierra.
"Can you shut the hell up about Cody for 5 minutes?!" Noah whisper-shouted at Sierra.
"Wait, maybe they know where Cody is. I just need to rush them first." said Sierra.
"NO! We need to be stealthy about this." Noah whispered.
Instead of listening to Noah, Sierra thought it was best to run straight toward the rest of Team Heroism and chase them.
"Damnit." Noah said to himself.
"WHERE'S CODY?!" Sierra yelled as she ran towards the 'deer'.
"Guys, RUN!" Brick said as he, Zoey, Dawn, and Cameron ran away from a crazed Sierra.
(Confessional)
"I've seen some scary things on this show but the visual of an angry Sierra chasing me (shivering)…two words, PURE TERROR." said Zoey.
(End Of Confessional)
24:13
The 4 'deer' continued to run away from Sierra, with Brick and Zoey in front. Sierra, in her Cody-fueled rage, shot at the group with her paintball gun. Luckily, her aim wasn't very good, and she missed nearly all her shots. All except for one, which hit Cameron's arm, eliminating him from the challenge.
"And Cameron has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
"Cameron!" Brick yelled as he wanted so badly to turn around and help his friend, but Zoey stopped him.
"Brick, Cameron's eliminated. We can't help him now. We have to keep going." said Zoey.
The 3 'deer' continued to run while Sierra went to Cameron and asked, "WHERE. IS. CODY?!"
"I don't know! None of us know!" said a terrified Cameron.
"Well, until you tell me where Cody is, then I guess you'll be my new Cody. You look enough like him." said Sierra.
"Wait, what?" asked Cameron before Sierra grabbed him with ease and put him on her shoulders.
"Hey, this isn't right! HELP! HELP! Someone, please help me!" a powerless Cameron yelled as Sierra continued to run to find the other 'deer'.
Speaking of the other 'deer', they ran until Brick tripped over something and fell on the ground.
"Brick, are you alright?" asked Zoey.
"I'm fine." said Brick.
He looked to see what caused him to fall and it was a hole that had a fake cover on top of it. Out of curiosity, he removed the cover and to his shock, there were paintball guns inside. But these guns were green, while Villainy's guns were red.
"Wait, John never told us about this. Can we use these?" asked Brick.
(Confessional)
"Yeah, I hid some paintball guns in the forest, and if a member of Team Heroism happens to find them, they can use them with no consequence. Of course, I wasn't going to mention that to anyone. That would've spoiled the surprise and I HATE spoilers." said John.
(End Of Confessional)
20:45
"Well, John never said we couldn't use them." said Zoey.
"Good point." Brick said before tossing some guns to Zoey and Dawn.
The trio turned around and saw Sierra still running toward them. They then pointed their guns at her which made her stop.
"Where did you get those?" asked Sierra.
"Doesn't matter. Put Cameron down and we won't fire." said Zoey.
"Then tell me where Cody is." said Sierra.
"WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!" said Brick.
"Yes, you do. You're lying to me. You're trying to hide him from me but that won't stop me. NOTHING will stop me from-" Sierra said before she got shot in the stomach by Dawn of all people.
(Confessional)
"Normally, I am against violence and consider myself a pacificist. Unless you threaten my friends or Mother Earth. In that case, run." Dawn said while showing off her paintball gun.
(End Of Confessional)
The shot allowed Cameron to escape Sierra's grasp and get away from the obsessive uberfan.
"Okay. Now that we're armed, let's split up and take out as many hunters as we can." said Brick.
And for roughly the next 10 minutes, that's exactly what the trio did. No member of Team Villainy was prepared for their prey to have guns of their own. Heather and Alejandro got the worst of the surprise attack, getting hit repeatedly with paintballs.
Duncan and Gwen were walking together when all this madness was going down and they weren't aware of what was happening until Noah ran towards them and warned them about Team Heroism's guns.
"Guys, Heroism have guns. I don't know how but they're armed, and you need to run." Noah said while still running.
Duncan looked at Gwen and asked, "Babe, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"We split?" asked Gwen.
"We split. I'll meet back up with you when the challenge is over." said Duncan.
The two quickly kissed each other before running in different directions. Gwen ran towards the cabins while Duncan ran towards the beach. When Duncan got to the beach, he saw something that made his blood boil. It was Justin, laying down in front of the sun and getting a tan, like there wasn't a challenge going on.
Infuriated, Duncan stomped over to Justin and yelled, "You lazy piece of shit!", before kicking his lawn chair, knocking him to the ground.
"Why the hell aren't you with Noah or Sierra?" asked Duncan.
"I had better things to do." said Justin.
"So you'd rather be a waste of space than an actual team player? Is that what I'm hearing?" Duncan asked.
"Relax, Duncan. We're still going to win." said Justin.
"That's what we thought yesterday and look what happened. So how about you get off your ass and actually do something!" said Duncan.
While Duncan was confronting Justin, neither noticed that Dawn was nearby and aiming her gun at them. And right when she fired, Justin noticed her and used Duncan as a human shield by pushing him toward the incoming paintball. And before Duncan could react, the paintball hit him right in the face, specifically near his nose, which caused the paint to get into his eyes.
"FUCK!" Duncan yelled in pain.
Justin tried to run away but Dawn got him too, shooting him in the back, knocking him down. While on the ground, he checked his face to make sure it was okay.
"No marks, no bruises, no permanent damage. Okay, I'm good." said Justin.
(Confessional)
Duncan was using some cloth and bottled water to wipe the paint out of his eyes while saying, "You know for someone who's 'nonviolent', Dawn sure knows how to use a gun. What the hell did I ever do to her?"
STATIC
"Although I didn't intend to shoot Duncan, that doesn't mean I regret my actions. Duncan was cruel towards nature in Season 1, so if you ask me, he had it coming." said Dawn.
(End Of Confessional)
09:54
"Less than 10 minutes left in the challenge!" John said from the loudspeaker.
Courtney and Scott were running around, trying to find the remaining members of Team Heroism, when they saw Gwen rush past them.
"Courtney! Scott! Behind you!" Gwen yelled.
When they turned around, they saw Zoey firing her paintball gun.
"Courtney!" Scott said before quickly grabbing her and bringing her down to the ground, shielding her from the paintballs, which all hit Scott's back.
Once Zoey ran off, Courtney looked at Scott, who was on top of her and said, "Wow. Thanks Scott."
"Hey, just being a friend." said Scott.
The two looked at each other for a few more seconds before they realized the position they were in and awkwardly separated from each other.
"Sorry about that." said Scott.
"Don't worry about it. It's fine. I'll deal with Zoey." Courtney said before getting off the ground and pursuing Zoey.
(Confessional)
"I'm not sure what I felt when Scott was on top of me, looking at me with those blue eyes of his. But I know I felt…something." said Courtney.
(End Of Confessional)
07:26
Brick and Dawn were at war with Jo and Lightning as paintballs flew all over the place. Brick managed to hit Lightning, but Dawn got taken out by Jo, eliminating her.
"And Dawn has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
"Dawn!" Brick yelled before looking back at Jo and saying, "You know what, Jo? I'm the one you want. You want to do this? Then let's do this."
"I couldn't agree more, Urinator." said Jo.
The two stared at each other, waiting for one of them to make a move. Both having trigger fingers, they simultaneously fired at each other and landed their shots, which eliminated Brick in the process.
"And Brick has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
"Worth it." Brick while on the ground.
And just when the two started to get up, they looked at each other, grabbed their guns, and shot each other again.
(Confessional)
"For the record, I shot first. And I don't want to hear anyone saying otherwise." said Jo.
(End Of Confessional)
02:19
Courtney chased Zoey into the main lodge and said, "Well, Indie Girl. Nowhere to run now."
Zoey then adopted her 'Commando Zoey' persona and said, "Bring it, C.I.T."
The two then proceeded to shoot each other with paintballs but managed to dodge every last one of them.
01:41
To evade Courtney, Zoey ran across the main lodge and even performed a backflip off a wall, which shocked Courtney.
(Confessional)
"Okay, now I know that Zoey girl's a threat. She's about as athletic as I am." said Courtney.
STATIC
"Man, those gymnastics classes I took with Mike over the past year really paid off." said Zoey.
(End Of Confessional)
00:56
Duncan, who still had paint on his face, was walking around the cabins when he heard something from the main lodge. As he got closer, he heard a familiar voice say, 'I'm not losing today! You hear me!'.
"Courtney! The hell is going on in there?" Duncan asked before sprinting towards the main lodge.
00:20
Zoey continued to avoid getting shot by Courtney and right when she did a flip in the air, Duncan burst into the main lodge and shot Zoey, causing her to crash to the floor.
"And Zoey has been eliminated!" John said from the loudspeaker.
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
"GAME OVER!" John yelled from the loudspeaker.
"Yes!" Duncan celebrated before John said something that broke Duncan.
"Team Heroism wins again!" said John.
Duncan didn't move for a few seconds as John's words registered in his brain.
"We…we lost." Duncan said as John gathered everyone outside the main lodge. When he saw John, he saw red, literally and figuratively, and grabbed him by the shirt, confronting him about Heroism's victory.
"How the fuck did we lose?!" Duncan yelled.
"Geez, Duncan. Chill. You weren't like this yesterday when you lost." said John.
"WE HAD THIS WON! WE TOOK OUT EVERYONE!" Duncan yelled.
"Did you?" asked John.
"DID I WHAT?" Duncan yelled.
"Did you take out everyone?" asked John.
Then right on cue, Cody, who was AWOL the whole challenge, showed up with not a drop of paint on him.
Duncan was flabbergasted and struggled to form a sentence, only saying, "How…what…where the…how the-"
"I have my secrets." Cody said before his team carried him off in celebration.
(Confessional)
"If you're curious, I hid in a tree the whole time. It was boring but it was effective. Last time I was in this challenge, I walked around the woods, and you know what that got me? Several weeks in the infirmary. Yeah, like I was going to make the same mistake twice." said Cody.
(End Of Confessional)
"Team Villainy, I'll see you at the ceremony tonight." John said before walking away.
Team Villainy then watched an enraged Duncan, who was angrier at himself than Cody, let out a rage-fueled scream and some very colorful vocabulary that would require a lot of bleeping in the editing room.
"And we lost again. So much for being a great leader, Duncan." said Justin.
Justin's comment made Duncan whip his head around and shoot Justin in the face with his paintball gun.
"AH! NO! MY FACE! MY PERFECT FACE!" Justin said while on his knees.
Duncan threw his paintball gun on the ground in anger as he and the rest of Team Villainy walked away from Justin.
(Scene Change)
Team Villainy sat around the campfire and waited for John to start the ceremony.
"Team Villainy. Oof. Two in a row. What happened to all that momentum you guys had?" asked John.
"Some people just don't want to pull their weight." Duncan said while staring daggers at Justin.
"Well, you know the drill. Time to vote." said John.
(Voting Booth)
"Bye, bye, pretty boy." Duncan said before checking off a contestant.
STATIC
"I think you can all guess who I'm voting for." Noah said before checking off a contestant.
STATIC
Scott looked at the checklist for a bit before checking off a contestant.
STATIC
"Noah may be keeping me away from Cody, but Justin abandoned us in the challenge. Hmmm." Sierra said before checking off a contestant.
STATIC
"This team has room for only one handsome face." Alejandro said before checking off a contestant.
(End Of Voting)
"And with…wow, goddamn…a near-unanimous 10 votes, the contestant going home is (cue dramatic pause) Justin." said John.
"Of course. You all would rather keep Duncan over me." said Justin.
"Yeah, because Duncan is actually useful." said Gwen.
"I'd choose Duncan over you any day and that's coming from me." said Courtney.
"Adios, little perra." said Alejandro.
(Scene Change)
Justin entered the helicopter, and no one bothered to see him leave. Instead, most of the team went back to their cabins, while Duncan and Gwen went down to the lake to go for a late-night swim.
"You know, if you want to, we could try skinny dipping." Duncan said with a suggestive look on his face.
"Duncan!" Gwen said before playfully pushing Duncan.
"Okay. I'm kidding, babe." Duncan said while laughing.
They then stripped down to their underwear and jumped into the lake and proceeded to swim around, splash each other with water, and have an overall good time.
"I love you, Duncan." said Gwen.
"I love you too, Pasty." Duncan said before he and Gwen kissed.
Meanwhile, Noah was still sitting at the campfire, thinking about the events that transpired earlier in the day.
Flashback:
Noah was trying to ignore Sierra and Justin's babbling when he looked up in the trees and happened to see Cody.
The two friends looked at each other with wide eyes and Cody made a shushing gesture to Noah.
Noah responded by sealing his lips and continuing to walk like nothing happened.
(Confessional)
"Yeah, I saw Cody during the challenge. Could I have said something to my teammates? Sure. Did I want to? Absolutely not. I don't care that Cody's on the opposite team. He's my best friend and I wouldn't sell him out for nothing. Besides, thanks to me not saying anything, we got rid of Justin, so today was a success in my book." said Noah.
(End Of Confessional)
John finished watching Noah's confessional and said to the camera, "Wow, looks like Noah chose his friend over his own team. Will this have an effect going forward? You'll have to find out on the next episode of Total Drama All-Stars."
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. This took longer than expected because I had to juggle so many plotlines and set things up for future chapters. So, now Justin is gone because I didn't have anything for him. What did you think of the big twist in the chapter? I thought it worked well for the story and Noah's character and it will have an effect in future chapters. Also, I gave Dawn a bit of an edge but only when something threatens her friends or nature. Besides that, she's unchanged. The next chapter will have an original challenge and it will certainly cause A LOT of drama so stay tuned. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now and stay safe.