Lord Summerisle pensó que todo había acabado cuando dio su ofrenda, quien iba a imaginar que un vórtice apariencia tragando toda la ofrenda o para su sorpresa que dos niños salieran del vórtices, acaso eso es una señal divina. NaruHina NaruHarem

Fuelled by the question "what would happen if James Bond investigated the Wicker Man mystery instead of a provincial bobby", Goldenisle reimagines the story, but on a slightly different island, with slightly different characters.

Nicolas Cage loses the script to the movie in a car accident, and thus, everything is improvised. After he's freeded from stasis, it's time for him to save the movie. But, since he's Nicolas cage, he fucks it up and then flies away on Stephen Hawking. Contains Back To The Future, Wicker Man, Fallout and even subtle Call Of Duty jokes here and there. Kids love it!

I watched Wicker Man starring Nicholas Cage, and ignored the bad acting due to the main character's horrible plight. This is my revenge fantasy on all of the horrible pagan women that used feminine charms, deceit and violence to enslave, betray and murder countless innocent men with noble intentions. Rated M to be safe.