This chapter is all about the Dursley's wanting revenge
Harry woke up to see Zoroark staring at him and she had a feast of Hogwarts Proportions in her hands.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Oh morning Zoroark.
Zoroark: Top of the morning to you Harry. Time for breakfast. I had J.D. make you a Hogwarts feast for you because he knew it was your day to shine.
Harry Potter: Oh wow. Thanks.
He ate pancakes, waffles, bacon and more.
He was in for a special day today.
Later it was time for Nico's rescue and Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Creature of The 5th Dimension, Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota as well as Sailor Mars, Maara Mars, Abigail Zodiac Aries, Selina Almenara, Commander Mars and Ares Halinora and we were at Hogwarts.
Me: Good to be at Hogwarts again.
Nico: Wow it sure is. Boy Hogwarts is looking great.
Nicole: It sure is.
Sakura Knudson: Wow no kidding. Now that the threat of the Dark Wizards is gone for good it's now an era of peace too.
Me: Yep.
Laney: And many more generations to come in wizardry.
Camie: Yeah.
Lola: I agree.
Nico: Rei, I want to thank you, Creature of The 5th Dimension, and your teams for coming today
Sailor Mars: It's my pleasure Nico. This will be so fun.
Me: Yep.
Maara Mars: I'm looking forward to this one.
Lincoln: Me too Maara.
Nico: Maara, what do you like to do in your free time?
Maara: I like to teach all about Mars at the museum. It's fun.
Lincoln: She gives lots of amazing history classes about the planet Mars and it's awesome.
Qin: Wow!
Me: That is awesome. You know now that Mars is fully terraformed right?
Maara: I sure do. That is amazing that Mars is now like Earth.
Me: Yeah we were shocked.
Nico: J'onn's really happy about that.
Me: Yeah.
Sailor Mars: It went from a barren wasteland to an Earth Eden.
Lola: Yeah.
Qin: That was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Lola: Yeah. Boy Linky, Luna did really awesome!
Me: She sure did. That's number 2 of the Ultraman teams down.
Laney: Yeah!
Lincoln: I'm really proud of her.
Me: We all are. Especially Sam.
Qin: Yeah. And their daughter Whitney too.
Lola: Yeah that is for sure!
Nico: I forgot they adopted. That is awesome.
Maria: We took down Doug as well.
Lincoln: And saved Michelle after revealing the truth.
Nico: Me and Lincoln both had a hand in it.
Me: And Lincoln's view into the past was the final nail in Doug's coffin.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Camie: Yeah that jerk!
Lincoln: Michelle was immediately forgiven by everyone all over the city and she quit show business. Now she wants to help us on our adventures.
Me: That's awesome. But man LUNA'S AKUMA WAS SCARY!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Nico: No shit!
Juran: How do we know Michelle won't double cross us the first chance she gets?
Nico: Juran, no need to get paranoid. Besides Lincoln helped make sure she wouldn't because she now knows that she was lead down the wrong path and wants to make it up to everyone whose lives she and Doug ruined.
Juran: You're right.
Lola: Yeah.
Professor Snape came.
Snape: (Brittish Accent) Welcome back to Hogwarts, Mrs. Taylor.
Qin: Professor Snape it's good to see you.
Snape: You too.
Me: Hello Professor.
Snape: Ah Mr. Knudson it's good to see you.
Me: You must've heard about all of our major enemies then.
Snape: Indeed I did and one of them is right here.
He pulled his cape back and to our shock, we saw DRACO MALFOY!
WE GASPED!
Me: Well well well if it isn't Malfoy. I was expecting you to appear during the mission later today but it would seem that the staff of Hogwarts got to you first.
Nico: Yeah.
Draco Malfoy: (British Accent) I HATE ALL OF YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Our auras flared up intensely!
Me: You did all that yourself.
Nico: Yeah!
Draco Malfoy: (GROWLS)
Snape: (to Malfoy) While I admit I may not have liked Mr. Potter before, that was only because he reminded me of his father. You don't have an excuse. And your time as one of my favorite students ended the minute you joined up with that clone of Lynn.
Me: Yeah! Not to show any disrespect to you professor but I don't know what you were thinking having a heartless snake like him as your pupil. He was as ruthless and honorless as that scumbag father of his.
Snape: Yes you're right.
Me: But being banished to the Black Gates was more than enough for us to not kill him anymore.
Nico: WHAT!?
Me: Like you said Nico. While I still hate him for all the terrible crimes he committed he still needs to be punished for his crimes. And I know just the place for him.
Kaito Kumon then kicked Malfoy in the groin
CRUNCH!
We winced!
Qin: OOH!
Me: Nice one Kaito.
Kaito: Thanks.
Me: I was thinking of giving him Dolores Umbridge's cell in the Comet Lovejoy prison.
Nico: Fitting.
Me: Yep.
Malfoy: You!
Eli ignited his lightsaber and pointed the blade at his head.
Eli: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, You're under arrest Draco Malfoy.
Kaito Kumon: Also, that was for allying with Dai Shocker.
Me: Yeah! And one more thing...
Malfoy: What!?
Me: Go wild girls!
Daphne Greengrass: (British Accent) GET HIM!
The girls went at him and mercilessly thrashed and pulverized him all over!
VICIOUS SOUNDS OF FIGHTING!
Me: (To Sakura Knudson) We found a secret treasure trove of perverse stuff under his mattress in his dorm room and the girls of Hogwarts want his head mounted on a pike.
Sakura Knudson: Oh he was collecting underwear and stuff?
Me: Yep.
Nico: Well done Professor.
Snape: Thank you. And I must give my congratulations to all of you for defeating Xehanort and Galactus.
Me: Those were epic battles.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: We COULD snap his wand.
Snape: Or give it to someone else.
Me: Not a bad idea.
Snape gave Malfoy's wand to Eli.
Eli: Me? Interesting.
Then he felt a glow and it chose him.
Eli: It chose me. Wow.
Me: Must've decided that it was much better for you than Malfoy.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Lets go see if anymore of Hogwarts' scumbags are still lurking.
Me: Yep.
Me: Well done Professor.
Snape: Thank you. And I must give my congratulations to all of you for defeating Xehanort and Galactus.
Me: Those were epic battles.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: We COULD snap his wand.
Snape: Or give it to someone else.
Me: Not a bad idea.
Snape gave Malfoy's wand to Eli.
Eli: Me? Interesting.
Then he felt a glow and it chose him.
Eli: It chose me. Wow.
Me: Must've decided that it was much better for you than Malfoy.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Lets go see if anymore of Hogwarts' scumbags are still lurking.
Me: Yep.
Snape: Also, tell me if you've seen Moaning Myrtle. She seems to be missing for some time.
Me: That's queer.
Camie: Moaning Myrtle?
Sakura Knudson: She was a Ravenclaw Witch that died in 1943 because of Voldemort. She lived in the Slytherin Bathroom.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And I used the Cosmic Cube to bring back all those killed by Voldemort.
Maria: I remember that! That was when the Redemption Squad first started out.
Nico: I heard about that even though I wasn't there when it happened.
Me: Yeah. Maybe the Cosmic Cube brought her back along with all those killed by Voldemort.
Nico: It's possible. We'll find out soon.
We went and checked out Hogwarts and everything was doing great.
Lincoln: Okay, gang, we're in for one really dangerous battle: we're here at Hogwarts Castle, and here's the dangerous part, I found out that our old enemy, Jadeite, has returned.
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh shit!
Nico: I can't believe it, and this proved you and Lori were right yesterday when we fought against Neflite, Jadeite, Zoisite, and Kunzite have also returned.
Sailor Mars: I thought we were rid of him as well, but it looks like he refused to stay dead.
Maara Mars: I've heard about him all too well, and I'm absolutely disgusted by his actions and for his crimes.
Selina Almenara: As much as I want to kill him, I've got a better idea, we'll throw him in The Masters of Evil, but just to make sure he, Zoisite, and Kunzite don't get any funny ideas, we'll have Lincoln put The Hinon's Vengeance Curse on them.
Lincoln: Good idea, Selina.
Eli: You think it'll work?
Nico: Hey, it kept Max, Frost, and Tanya in line, it'll work on those three.
Lincoln: If we're going after Jadeite, I'm going to have to get into gear with this.
Suddenly, Lincoln's long shoulder-length wild white hair, large white wolf ears on top of his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails and rabbit tail, and massive white angel wings and medium sized and small sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings turned crimson red except for the multi-colored phoenix fire ombre streaks in the back of his hair and front strands of hair in front of his face, the rainbow markings on his large wolf ears, the rainbow tips and markings on the wolf tails and rabbit tail, his large white pants turned crimson red except for the elemental forces on them, the fifteen large colored planets orbiting around his legs and the fifteen smaller planets orbiting around his waist turned purple with stars, and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned crimson red as flames appeared behind him.
Lincoln has transformed into INFERNO LINCOLN, ELEMENTAL HERO OF FLAMES!
Me: I knew he was going to turn into that!
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could.
Lori: So, Jadeite's next, huh? Well, then, I think he needs to be burned badly for what he's done before we send him to Vypra.
Lincoln: Unlike what we did to Neflite, Jadeite's not getting a single ounce of mercy, he still needs to answer for everything, and I mean, everything that he's done in Queen Beryl's name.
Me: Right.
Lincoln: Yeah. (Sensed for Jadeite) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Jadeite, he's 20 yards away, but he's waiting for us.
Nico: He's sure to have some soldiers waiting for us, so we better be ready for them.
Suddenly, we hear a demonic choir sing as the flames of Hell burst out with intensity, and we saw the sigil of Asmodeus, Demon of Violence, form from the fires of Hell.
Anna Anyanova: The Sigil of Asmodeus?! That means, we're running into the sixth of the Nine Keyblade Knights of Hell and Avatars of The Nine Circles of Hell.
Lincoln: There's no doubt who it is.
Carol heard a Pokemon cry.
Mew came out.
Me: Whoa Mew!
Carol: Wow hey little guy.
He flew around Carol and nuzzled her cheek.
Carol: You're friendly aren't you.
Mew: Yeah I sure am.
She gave it apples.
Mew: Oh boy.
Mew ate them.
Carol: Wanna come with me?
Mew: Sure!.
Qin: Awesome.
Carol: Cool.
Me: Better not damage the school.
I put a force field along it to avoid damage.
We then took off into the air and set our sights on taking down Jadeite and sending him to The Masters of Evil.
We were flying in the air, and we spotted our target: Jadeite.
Me: There! Target at 2:00.
Lincoln: There's Jadeite. (Suddenly picked up on Jadeite's monsters) I knew he wasn't alone, he's summoned some monsters for us to deal with.
Nico: Figures.
Caleb Maxwell: What the?! Okay, time for me to do a little demolition.
Lincoln: No, Caleb. Let me.
Lincoln fired red energy and fire blasts that hit the group of Jadeite's monsters and then, he sucked out their energy and they flowed into him making him even stronger than ever and the monsters died and he fired fire blasts at Jadeite and they hit him as we landed in front of Jadeite, and he was pissed upon seeing us again.
Shanan: Hello Jadeite.
Me: Been a very long while since we ran into you, Jadeite, but that would be a lie because you're still pissed we destroyed you long ago.
Jadeite: You stupid humans! Because of you, Queen Beryl's dead and her plans to rule the entire universe have been destroyed, and you also humiliated us! I will have my revenge on every last one of you!
Me: We'll see about that.
Shanan: Yeah!
Jadeite: Come and...
POW!
She punched him in his face with devastating force and bashed him into the wall. HE SCREAMED IN PAIN!
Jadeite: (SCREAMS IN PAIN) MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Shanan: Aww did I damage your pretty little face? That's going to be the least of your problems.
She then transformed into her SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL LIFE INTERSTELLAR PLANETARY LIFE MAGIC MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL LIFE INTERSTELLAR PLANETARY LIFE MAGIC MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL LIFE INTERSTELLAR PLANETARY LIFE MAGIC MASTER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
Jadeite gasped.
Shanan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Life Interstellar Planetary Life Magic Master Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Life Interstellar Planetary Life Magic Master Phoenix God Angel Love) I'm not the same as I was when we fought the last time Jadeite. I've gotten much stronger since we last fought.
Jadeite: I should have killed you back then.
Shanan: Well you didn't. Now it's going to cost you big time.
She teleported and kicked him in his stomach and punched him in his face.
He then formed his sword and and Shanan got her sword out and they clashed.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
SPARKS FLEW EVERYWHERE AND MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF ALL OVER!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Wow! Look at her go!
Lola: YEAH!
Mew charged at him and fired an energy ball and blasted Jadeite in the back.
Me: Take that!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Nico: WHOA!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off everywhere.
Nico: What a battle!
Me: Shanan really means business with him!
Nico: YEAH!
Volcana got out her Fullbottle.
Volcana: Top this!
VOLCANA OF THE FIRESTORM! SHOTO OF FIRE AND ICE! BEST MATCH!
Shoto Todoroki: Lets show fire and ice!
Volcana and Shoto: IO TRITON HYPER VOLCANO BLAST!
They fired massive blasts of fire and ice and blasted Jadeite and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Black Widow: Now for some fun.
Keito: Lets show show Jorogumo power.
She grew her Spider legs and crawled onto the wall.
Black Widow and Keito: SPIDER STORM BURST!
They fired massive blasts of energy and smashed him down.
Me: YEAH!
Sarah got out her Fullbottle.
Sarah: Time for the power of the wolf to shine!
SARAH OF THE EARTH! J.D. KNUDSON OF THE WOLF MOON! BEST MATCH!
She used her Crystal Wolf Moon Quirk.
Me: Time to get my game face on! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON! 🌙
Nico: OH YEAH!
Sarah fired blades of crystal and slashed him.
I fired blasts of blue fire and blasted him.
Sarah Gunnerson: Lets get him!
Sarah and me: WOLF MOON CRYSTAL SHARDSTORM!
We fired waves of blue fire and crystal and blasted him all over the place.
Lola: Nice one!
Sarah: YEAH! And this too.
SARAH OF THE EARTH! TIMBERWOLF OF THE MOON! BEST MATCH!
Timberwolf: Lets make this fun.
Sarah and Timberwolf: WOLF MOON BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and crystal and blasted Jadeite all over.
Eddy got out his Fullbottle.
Eddy: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
EDDY OF THE JAWBREAKERS! DARK SPICER! BEST MATCH!
Dark Spicer: YEAH! Lets kick his ass!
Eddy and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING JAWBREAKER BLAST!
They fired Jawbreakers and bashed Jadeite's face in!
Me: YEAH!
Eddy: Now for this one.
EDDY OF THE JAWBREAKERS! LUAN OF THE LIGHT! BEST MATCH!
Luan: Lets has his Jawbreak! (LAUGHS) Get it?
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one!
Eddy and Luan: JAWBREAKING LIGHT BASHER!
They fired candy light blasts and smashed Jadeite all over!
Qin: OOH NICE!
Eddy: YEAH! Now for his!
EDDY OF THE JAWBREAKERS! HEFFER WOLF OF THE SAUSAGES! BEST MATCH!
Heffer: YEAH! LETS GET HIM!
Eddy and Heffer: JAWBREAKER SAUSAGE BLAST!
They fired Jawbreaker Stuffed Sausages and bashed Jadeite all over the place!
Qin: Nice one!
Kairi got out her Fullbottle.
Kairi: Time for Gravity to pull you down.
KAIRI OF THE FLOWER KEY! OCHACO URARAKA OF GRAVITY! BEST MATCH!
She fired waves of gravity flowers with her quirk.
Ochaco: Lets bring the Gravity!
Kairi and Ochaco: GRAVITY LIGHTBEAM BLAST!
They fired waves of gravity beams and blasted Jadeite all over.
Lola: OH YEAH!
Spiderman got out his Fullbottle.
Spiderman: Time for your friendly Neighborhood Spiderman to show his stuff!
SPIDERMAN DEFENDER OF NEW YORK! DONKEY KONG OF NINTENDO! BEST MATCH!
Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Spiderman and Donkey Kong: COCONUT MUNCHER SWARM WAVE!
They fired waves of coconuts and Muncher Spiders and blasted down Jadeite!
Me: OH YEAH!
Nicole: Boy I remember that level Muncher Marathon. That was intense!
Qin: It sure was!
SPIDERMAN DEFENDER OF NEW YORK! BLACK CAT OF THE PROWL! BEST MATCH!
Black Cat: Lets show him some power!
Spiderman and Black Cat: BLACK SPIDER WAVE!
They fired waves of energy and spiders and blasted Jadeite all over.
Leo got out his fullbottle.
Leo: Time for the Lost Galaxy to shine!
LEO OF LOST GALAXY! JERI OF THE LION! LEOMON! BEST MATCH!
Jeri Katou: Lets get him!
Leo, Jeri and Leomon: (ECHOING) VOLCANIC FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
They fired a lava lion energy blast and it roared ferociously and blasted Jadeite and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: WHOA!
The smoke cleared and Jadeite was badly hurt.
Yumi got out her Fullbottle.
Yumi: Time for this blood to burn!
YUMI OF LYOKO! HIMIKO TOGA! BEST MATCH!
Yumi fired a wave of scorching hot blood and it drenched Jadeite and he screamed in agony as it was burning him alive!
Me: WHOA! Merman wasn't kidding! That blood is lethal!
Carol: That is as strong and potent as Godzilla's blood.
Yumi: That's right.
Himiko: Deadly stuff.
Yumi and Himiko: ELEMENTAL BLOODBATH STORM!
They fired waves of fire and blood and blasted Jadeite and burned him all over.
Liam got out his fullbottle!
Liam: YEEHAW! Lets bring the storm!
LIAM OF THE THUNDERSNOW! CARMEN OF THE FIREBIRD! BEST MATCH!
Liam fired a massive blast of lightning with his quirk and electrocuted Jadeite!
Nico: WHOA! That is intensely powerful lightning!
Dark Spicer: No kidding! Nine is gonna have a hard time beating that!
Carmen: Yeah!
Liam and Carmen: THUNDERSTORM PHOENIX BLAST!
They fired waves of lightning and fire and it formed into a lightning phoenix and it hit Jadeite and blasted him and electrocuted him.
Stacy got out her Fullbottle.
Stacy Bolton: Kisame Hoshigaki would be proud of my Quirk.
STACY BOLTON OF THE LIGHTNING SHARK! HAKU YUKI OF THE ICE STYLE! BEST MATCH!
Haku Yuki: Lets show him power.
Stacy and Haku: ELEMENTAL SHARK MIRROR BARRAGE!
They formed mirrors and fired numerous elemental sharks and they blasted Jadeite all over!
Me: YEAH! Whoa! Stacy that was awesome! Kisame Hoshigaki would be amazed at seeing you do that.
Nico: Yeah!
Harry: Well, since we ARE at Hogwarts… Stupefy!
He fired a beam and stunned Jadeite.
Qin: Nice one!
Me: Take this!
I formed an energy ball and an image of the Running Chicken Nebula in the Constellation of Centaurus appeared and then...
NUMEROUS THUNDERCLAPS AND LIGHTNING STRIKES!
Lightning struck him all over the place!
Me: OH YEAH!
Qin: YEAH!
Red Hood threw a propane tank at Jadeite and fired at it
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
It exploded in his face with a powerful fiery explosion!
Me: YEAH!
Camie: Take that!
Nico: What did you just drink?!
Brian: Some of J.D.'s hot sauce.
Me: Nice Brian.
Nico: Oh.
Poromon got out a beer bottle and shook it
Then..
POP!
It splattered all over Jadeite and the beer ignited and burned him all over.
Qin: Nice one!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: That's right. Beer's flammable.
Qin: Yep it sure is.
Lily: Yep.
Nico: Awesome.
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: You like that!? How about this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.
Me: YEAH!
Jadeite: I will rip your limbs off!
But, before Jadeite could attack, Caleb Maxwell shot him in the arms with his guns!
BANG! BANG!
Jadeite: (SCREAMS IN AGONIZING PAIN)
Shanan: Yikes!
Nicole: Yowch! Okay, who blabbed to Caleb about Jadeite's crimes?
Everyone: Wasn't us.
Caleb Maxwell readies his Caleb Maxwell's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Twin Pistols of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Thanatos True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) It doesn't matter who blabbed to me about his crimes, what matters is this. Jadeite, I'll never forgive you for your crimes against the universe, you deserve to suffer the cruelest and most horrific form of pain and suffering for your crimes.
Then, we saw his shadow rise behind him, and his shadow's coat unfurled and opened out even more as if the coat had turned into massive bat wings and demons and bats flew out into the skies.
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: Now, that's just really spooky.
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein Gott.
Hunter's Friends: Not good.
Cage Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, and Cronus Chase: Not again.
Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) Crap, looks like Caleb's lost it again.
Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) This has to be the twentieth time he's let that side of him out, now there's going to be total bloodshed.
James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) Oh well, no skin off our noses, it's time for us to give you the punishment you deserve.
Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, and James Blunt went after Jadeite, and Caleb Maxwell fired more bullets at Jadeite and he got hit in the legs and arms, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt and Travis Tackett fired blasts of darkness and dark energy and they hit Jadeite and he got sent flying into a wall, he got out and he was now pissed off.
Sailor Mars: Jeez, you guys pissed him off big time. Alright, now it's our turn, it's payback time, Jadeite!
Suddenly, Sailor Mars' purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, fires, red flames, magic, cats, phoenixes, and angels, she had her Sailor Mars' True Mars Princess Eternal Love Angel Mage's Staff of Eternal Red Fire Justice in hand, and as she approached Jadeite, she left red energy, stars, fires, red flames, magic, cats, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Sailor Mars: You've got some nerve coming back from the dead, Jadeite, but from what we saw with Neflite returning yesterday, I knew it was too good to be true. But, unlike with us showing some mercy to Neflite, we're not showing you any at all, you piece of crap, and getting shot by Caleb is about to be the least of your worries, because we're going to do a lot worse to you.
Suddenly, Sailor Mars was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy, stars, fires, red flames, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are cats, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with the Mars sign on its stomach and blood red eyes glaring at Jadeite: the blood red eyes of eternal judgement.
Nico: Uh oh, the blood red eyes of eternal judgement!
Me: Jadeite was never an honorable person, he was scum.
Lincoln: Rei's going to burn him badly, the same with Maara Mars and Selina Almenara, this is going to get ugly.
Then, as the vortex faded, Sailor Mars emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sailor Mars grew from 7'9" to 8'4" in height, she has metal gold braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has fifteen red planets orbiting around her legs and fifteen smaller red planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair and red phoenix fire ombre streaks in the back and on the two strands and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a red energy aura with stars, fires, red flames, magic, cats, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a cat with the Astrological Sign of Mars emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on cat earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with red gems in the gold flame links and red crystal links and a red angel-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a cat with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a short-sleeved white blouse, red short-sleeved shirt with flames on it, long red skirt with flames on it, white stockings, white knee-high high heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fires, red flames, magic, cats, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an angel with the astrological sign of Mars above its head surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Sailor Mars felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with red tips grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized black angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive black angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized black angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized black angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Sailor Mars' massive Sailor Mars' True Mars Princess Eternal Love Angel Mage's Staff of Eternal Red Fire Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, fires, red flames, magic, cats, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sailor Mars' True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Red Inferno Firestorm Fire Magic Sailor Mars Princess Phoenix God Angel Mage's Staff of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Red Inferno Firestorm Fire Magic Sailor Mars Princess Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 9'0" in length with a large red globe mounted on top of four white dove heads with red gems for eyes and large white curved sickle-shaped beaks, large red gem surrounded by a gold ring and gold dragon coiled around one end of the long black handle and on the other end is a red gem and below it are four smaller white dove heads with red gems for eyes below a large gold crescent-shaped weight and large red gem on it, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the angel that said, "Rei Hino Also Known As Sailor Mars, Sailor Guardian of Fire, Member of The Sailor Scouts, Reincarnation of Princess Mars, True Immortal and Powerful Omnipotent Warrior of The Universe, Shrine Priestess of Hikawa Shrine, Destroyer of Queen Beryl and The Moon Kingdom's Villains and Enemies, Friend of Serena, Molly, Amara, Hotaru, Lida, Galaxia, Ami, Mina, Trista, Michelle, and Yulia, Loving Future Wife of Clyde McBride, Archenemy of The Creature From The Fifth Dimension, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Fire, Flames, Magic, Cats, Phoenixes, and Angels"
火野レイは、セーラーマーズ、火のセーラーガーディアン、セーラースカウトのメンバー、プリンセスマーズの生まれ変わり、真の不滅で強力な全能の宇宙の戦士、氷川神社の巫女、クイーンベリルの破壊者、そして月の王国の悪役としても知られています。敵、セレナの友人、モリー、アマラ、ホタル、リダ、ギャラクシア、アミ、ミナ、トリスタ、ミシェル、ユリア、クライド・マクブライドの愛する未来の妻、五次元からの生き物の大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートとブラック・アビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして星、火、炎、魔法、猫、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Sailor Mars has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SAILOR MARS SOLDIER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL MAGIC MARS RED FIRESTORM INFERNO SAILOR MARS SOLDIER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL MAGIC MARS RED FIRESTORM INFERNO SAILOR MARS SOLDIER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL MAGIC MARS RED FIRESTORM INFERNO SAILOR MARS SOLDIER PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Sailor Mars' Super Angel-Sailor Mars Soldier-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Clyde saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Lincoln: Oh boy. Hang on. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Lincoln snapped his fingers and Clyde was back to normal.
Sailor Mars: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Holy Celestial Magic Mars Red Firestorm Inferno Sailor Mars Soldier Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Holy Celestial Magic Mars Red Firestorm Inferno Sailor Mars Soldier Phoenix God Angel Love) Nice one with snapping Clyde out of it, Lincoln. But, I think someone is going to have to do the same to you. Maara, Selina, you two are up.
Maara Mars: You got it, Rei.
Suddenly, Maara Mars' red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she summoned her Earthshaker Keyblade in her left hand and unholstered her greatsword in her right hand, and as she approached Jadeite, she left red energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Maara Mars: Don't think I hadn't known about you, Jadeite, for too long, you've caused so much pain and suffering to so many in Queen Beryl's name, and on top of that, you're just a stupid bastard who wants nothing more than to destroy everything and everyone in the name of that witch! If we weren't going with throwing you to Vypra, if I could, I wish I could kill you right now! But, no, killing you is something that a bastard like you doesn't deserve.
Suddenly, Maara Mars was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with the Astrological Symbol of Mars on its stomach and blood red eyes glaring at Jadeite: the blood red eyes of eternal judgement.
Me: Oh, Triple Shit! Now, she's mad!
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Angering one of The Keyblade Knights of The Planets is literally the worst thing that anyone could do, and it always ends with them dying horribly.
Then, as the vortex faded, Maara Mars emerged, but she was changed forever.
Maara Mars grew from 7'0" to 8'4" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has fifteen large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs and fifteen smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and crimson red hairband with red phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back and the two front strands and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the Astrological Symbol of Mars emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws, she also has a phoenix with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and crimson red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Maara Mars has on a white and red school uniform, blue shoes, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is an angel with the Astrological Symbol of Mars above its head surrounded by fire and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Maara Mars felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized crimson red angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized crimson red angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" and she now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Maara Mars has on her Ring of the Phoenix with a large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Maara Mars' massive fire greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Maara Mars' True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Holy Celestial Inferno Firestorm Master Mars Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Holy Celestial Inferno Firestorm Master Mars Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Greatsword Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and the Astrological Symbol of Mars etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with crimson red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Maara Mars has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Uria, Lord of Searing Flame's head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the angel that said, "Maara Mars, Keyblade Knight of Mars, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Fire and The Powers of Mars, Eternal Despiser of Xehanort, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Freeze, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Fire, Flames, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mars"
マーラ・マーズ、火星のキーブレード騎士、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、火のマスターと火星の力、ゼアノートの永遠の軽蔑者、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使、そして未来の妻リンカーン・ラウド、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、フリーズの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートとブラックアビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、星、火、炎、フェニックス、天使、火星のマスター
Maara Mars has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KEYBLADE KNIGHT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL INFERNO FIRESTORM MASTER MARS KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL INFERNO FIRESTORM MASTER MARS KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL HOLY CELESTIAL INFERNO FIRESTORM MASTER MARS KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Maara Mars' Super Angel-Keyblade Knight-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Jadeite saw it, he fired an energy blast at her to kill her, but Lincoln deflected it and fired an energy blast that hit Jadeite in the face, and that pissed him off big time.
Maara Mars: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Holy Celestial Inferno Firestorm Master Mars Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Holy Celestial Inferno Firestorm Master Mars Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Love) Thanks for the assist, Linky. Alright, Selina, you're finally up.
Selina Almenara: You got it, Maara.
Suddenly, Selina Almenara's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a neon crimson red and orange energy aura with stars, superhot flames, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Selina Almenara's Pyrosapien Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Greatsword of Eternal Pyrosapien Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Angel Justice, and as she approached Jadeite, she left neon crimson red and orange energy, stars, superhot flames, aliens, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Selina Almenara: You really really make me sick, Jadeite, you hurt so many innocent human beings and even tried to kill them and all for Queen Beryl's desire to rule the universe! That is the last straw, you son of a bitch, as the Gene-Slammer of Alien Mars and Warrior of the Pyrosapien race, I'm putting you down like the mad dog that you are!
Suddenly, Selina Almenara was surrounded by a massive vortex of neon crimson red and orange energy with stars and superhot flames surrounding the vortex, there are aliens, phoenixes, angels, and Alien Mars flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Jadeite: the blood red eyes of eternal judgement.
Lincoln: Oh boy, the last time Selina transformed, it was against Gleeman Vox, and now, she's going to transform again, and this time, it's against Jadeite. This is going to get ugly.
Me: Big time.
Nico: Well, Jadeite is about to know the old saying: he plays with fire, he's going to get burned.
Then, as the vortex faded, Selina Almenara emerged, but she was changed forever.
Selina Almenara grew from 7'9" to 8'4" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has fifteen large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs and fifteen smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and crimson red hairband with orange phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back and the two front strands and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and red sclera with red flame tattoos covering her hands and feet and a crimson red and orange energy aura with stars, superhot flames, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has she has the Fire Kanji in the hands of Alien Mars emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on alien earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Alien Mars with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her red alien-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Selina Almenara has on a sleeveless crimson red crop top, crimson red skirt, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, aliens, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Alien Mars and a Pyrosapien surrounded by stars and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Selina Almenara felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with orange tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized crimson red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized crimson red angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" and her eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings grew larger and longer for her new body, Selina Almenara has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on red bridal gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Selina Almenara's massive Selina Almenara's Pyrosapien Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Greatsword of Eternal Pyrosapien Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Angel Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red and orange energy, stars, superhot flames, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Selina Almenara's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Pyrosapien Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Galactic Inferno Firestorm Alien Mars Pyrosapien Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and Alien Mars and etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alien heads with crimson red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alien heads with crimson red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold alien heads is a large gold alien head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Selina Almenara has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Alien Mars' head with crimson red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with flames in between the kanji below Alien Mars and the Pyrosapien that said, "Selina Almenara, Gene-Slammer of Alien Mars, Powerful, Sexy, and Immortal Pyrosapien from Planet Pyros, Powerful Warrior and Tactician, Powerful Master of Fire, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln's Many Enemies, Destroyer of Gleeman Vox, Archenemy of Mars, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates and The Black Abyss, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Fire, Flames, Pyrosapiens, Aliens, Phoenixes, and Angels"
セリーナ・アルメナーラ、火星のジーン・スラマー、ピュロス星の強力でセクシー、不滅のピロサピアン、強力な戦士であり戦術家、強力な火の達人、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、リンカーンの多くの敵を粉砕する者、グリーマン・ボックスの破壊者、火星の宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙へ、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートとブラックアビスのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄、そして星、火、炎、ピロサピエンス、エイリアン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Selina Almenara has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN MARS-PYROSAPIEN-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL COSMIC INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS PYROSAPIEN GODDESS ALIEN MARS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL COSMIC INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS PYROSAPIEN GODDESS ALIEN MARS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL COSMIC INFERNO FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS PYROSAPIEN GODDESS ALIEN MARS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Selina Almenara's Super Angel-Alien Mars-Pyrosapien-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was really gushing out blood!
Lily the Mermaid: Yikes, looks like Linky became even more dumbstruck now that you've transformed, Selina.
Selina Almenara: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Cosmic Inferno Firestorm Voluptuous Pyrosapien Goddess Alien Mars Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Cosmic Inferno Firestorm Voluptuous Pyrosapien Goddess Alien Mars Phoenix God Angel Love) Oops, looks like I did.
Lincoln shook his head.
Lincoln: I'm alright. Now, then, let's get that piece of trash.
?: Glad you recovered from that attack, Lincoln. But, you've always had those sorts of attacks around us, so we're not surprised.
Suddenly, we saw a girl appear from a tornado of hellfire: she has black hair, red eyes, black clothes, purple demon wings, and she has Xehanort's Keyblade in her right hand.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Vanya Violenta, Keyblade Knight of Hell and the Avatar of the 7th Circle - Violence. Whoa! Alright, now it's time we take you down, Jadeite.
Me: We've evolved a lot since the last time we met, so don't expect it to be an easy road, you piece of trash, especially after Caleb shot you in the arms and he, Cage, Travis, and James blasted you all over the place.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) It's been a long while since last we faced you, but like J.D. said, we've evolved and grown a lot since then.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even after we got rid of you the last time you made your return, you refuse to take the hint.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You were a total asshole back when we first met, and you're still an asshole even now.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) But, unlike with Neflite, we're going to make this really really painful.
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) Don't expect any mercy whatsoever from any of us.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) That's right, if Lincoln didn't suggest throwing you to Vypra, we'd kill you right where you stand.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) Alright, enough talk, time for some action.
Lincoln, Selina Almenara, Maara Mars, Sailor Mars, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, James Blunt, Nico, and I went after Jadeite, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, purple energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Jadeite and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, and Travis Tackett shot him multiple times and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well same with Nico, and Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, James Blunt and Caleb Maxwell did the same by firing black and blood red energy slashes from their gold plated claws, and Lincoln, Selina Almenara, Maara Mars, Sailor Mars, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, James Blunt, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.
Jadeite: Impossible! Impossible! How can all of you be that much stronger?! You...! YOU SHOULD BE BENEATH ME, YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Continuous training makes a really huge difference, and it's no surprise that you're still as arrogant as ever, Jadeite. Well, then, time for this fight to end.
Suddenly, The Astrological Symbol of Mars appeared underneath Lincoln's feet, and the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged broad gold blade of his massive greatsword was suddenly surrounded by red energy and fire.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) COSMIC MARS INFERNO FIRESTORM BLADE STORM!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive shower of red energy blades with flames that hit Jadeite, and he was knocked down and out.
Nico: WHOA!
Then, Lincoln beamed Jadeite to The Masters of Evil. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and we powered down and Sailor Mars' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, fifteen large red planets orbiting around her legs, fifteen smaller red planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive black angel wings and medium sized black angel wings and small sized black angel wings underneath her massive black angel wings are permanent, Maara Mars' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, fifteen large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs, fifteen smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive crimson red angel wings and medium sized crimson red angel wings and small sized crimson red angel wings underneath her massive crimson red angel wings are permanent, and Selina Almenara's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, fifteen large crimson red planets orbiting around her legs, fifteen smaller crimson red planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive crimson red angel wings and medium sized crimson red angel wings and small sized crimson red angel wings underneath her massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Just then, Sailor Mars was hugged by Clyde, and he kissed her on the lips which surprised her, but she returned it.
Then, Lincoln wrapped his arms around Maara Mars and Selina Almenara, and he kissed them each on the lips, and they returned it.
Nico: That's Jadeite taken down and sent to Vypra.
Me: Now, only Zoisite and Kunzite remain.
Lincoln: And like Jadeite, those two aren't getting any mercy from us.
Me: You got that right. So, Lincoln, you going to introduce us?
But, before he could, Vanya Violenta had their hands on Lincoln's hairy pecs, and she began deeply kissing Lincoln on the lips and kissing him on the face, along on his massive hairy pecs, arms, and ten-pack abs. When she was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks, his face had an atomic red blush, an In Heaven look in his eyes, and steam whistled out of his normal ears and large wolf ears, and we laughed.
Selene Arcangela: I think you should leave that to us. This is Vanya Violenta, Keyblade Knight of Hell and the Avatar of the 7th Circle - Violence, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Hell and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She was born and raised in Hell, and she's a powerful master of darkness and a deadly force to be reckoned with, she's the bringer of of 3 kinds of punishments that are from that Circle: Those that kill others: Boil in a Scalding Hot River of Blood, Those that Commit Suicide: Turn into gnarled trees forever, and Those that do Blasphemy: Burn in sands of fire and burn with fire from the sky. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of darkness and the hot river of blood, suicide fruits and trees, and sands of fire and flames of the skies, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies that do all those and swore to unleash all these punishments on them.
WE GASPED!
Nico: OH MAN!
Me: The Circle of Violence was literally one of the worst of The Circles of Hell, those who committed acts of violence over the centuries were sent there, and the punishments they suffered were horrible, and I remember her all too well, she viciously pulverized many of Lincoln's enemies that do all those acts and she'd sent them there, and they suffered horribly.
WE GASPED IN HORROR!
Eli: MY GOD!
Lincoln: I saw what she did that time, and boy, I was horrified. But, one day, if they dare to return, I will send them to The Black Abyss forever, and it's so good to see you again, Vanya.
Vanya Violenta: You too, Lincoln, and whoa, you've really really grown into quite a large, sexy, and extremely manly rugged hunk of a man.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Vanya Violenta and he leaned his head down to her right trapezius and he slowly bit her on the right trapezius and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her right trapezius as the mark healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Vanya Violenta with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolt links with blood red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Vanya Violenta saw them and she knew she became part of his harem and is among his many future wives, and she kissed him on the lips which he returned as we cheered.
Harry Potter: I hope we don't get deducted house points for this
Snape: No he had it coming Mr. Potter.
Me: Indeed. But we did give everyone a good show.
Lola: Besides it was awesome taking down Jadeite.
Shanan: Now we have 2 more generals of Queen Beryl left before we take her down.
Me: It may be a while but we'll wait and see.
Nico: Nice job, Mew!
Mew: Thanks Nico!
Me: Awesome.
Poromon: Want some beer?
Mew: Oh no thanks I don't drink.
Poromon; Okay then.
Poliwag: (Does the Puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Mew: The puppy eyes don't work on me pipsqueak.
Poliwag: HEY!
Harry: And no, I haven't seen Moaning Myrtle these days
Me: Weird. Like she vanished off the face of the earth.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: I think the Cosmic Cube DID bring her back and someone got to her.
Eli: And I have a good feeling on who it might be.
Bloo: Maybe a Galactic Overlord abducted her!
Me: Bloo that's your answer for many people that got kidnapped.
Ed: Maybe she entered a wormhole and was spewed into an alternate universe!
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Patrick: Maybe she got eaten.
Nico: Ew!
Me: Okay okay lets calm down and use our heads for this.
Patrick: Maybe she got eaten.
Nico: Ew!
Me: Okay okay lets calm down and use our heads for this.
Horsea: Maybe she became famous and we didn't know about it
Me: That could be it.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: Hmm.
Ron Weasley: (British Accent) Whatever the case, I am NOT looking for her in the women's bathroom!
Eli: Won't need to Ron.
Eli used the force and found nothing.
Eli: She's not in there. I don't sense spiritual energy in there.
Camie: The cosmic cube did bring her back.
Me: Yep. But where is she? She may be among the Anothers.
Ron: At least I'm not going in there again!
Nicole then glared at him
Me: Okay that's enough. We don't need to go in there because Eli confirmed it through the Force.
Qin: Yeah.
Nicole: Okay that's good. But Ron don't get any ideas or I'll make sure what happened to Draco Malfoy is amplified on you.
Nico: Nicole no need for that.
Ron: We had to go in there once
Sakura Knudson: I remember. That was during the Mountain Troll attack.
Nico: And during the Chamber of Secrets fiasco.
Qin: Yeah.
Ron: That's right.
Lola: Yeah.
Harry: I was there too.
Me: Yes we know.
Qin: Yeah.
Poromon: We get the idea.
Me: Yeah.
Harry: Sorry.
Me: No worries.
Nico: I was not expecting Draco to return.
Snape: Yes but J.D. that was good judgement on your part to send him to prison.
Me: Yeah he was not worth killing anymore. After facing people like him over and over and over many times before he is not worth killing again especially after being banished to the black gates. But even though we still hate them they still deserve to be punished.
Harry: My only regret is that I didn't get here in time to have a crack at him
Me: That's okay Harry. But there are many more enemies for you to take a shot at.
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: He's right about that.
Me: Yep.
Harry Potter: Good point.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: Anyway time for the main event.
Lola: The Anothers.
Me: Yep.
Eli: (Concentrates) And we have Another Creature of The 5th Dimension, Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota.
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: Awesome!
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Creature are 3 people.
Me: Wow!
Eli: And there's Another Harry Potter with Creature.
WE GASPED!
Me: Whoa!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: So Sailor Mars, Maara Mars, Abigail Zodiac Aries, Selina Almenara, Commander Mars and Ares Halinora are up.
Lola: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: This will be fun.
Another Freeze: (In a girls voice) It sure will.
Another Bun Lass: We're ready.
Another Mars (Saint Seiya): (In a girls voice) Yeah this will be fun.
Nico: (GASP) Those voices!
They merged and split into 3 and they were the gene-slammers of Gigantamax Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres!
Nico: (GASP!) Arlene Articuno, Zinnia Zapdos and Molly Moltres!
Me: Wow! The gene-slammers of the Gigantamax Legendary Birds.
Arlene Articuno: That's right. Nico it's awesome to see you again.
Nico: Same here.
Zinnia Zapdos: We saw the battle with Jadeite and that was cool.
Molly Moltres: It sure was.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: That is for sure.
Me: Can you girls tell us more about yourselves?
Arlene Articuno: Sure. I'm Nico's friend from Alaska and I'm an Alaskan chef. I make all kinds of awesome food from Alaska.
Me: Cool! Love food from Alaska.
Zinnia Zapdos: I'm Nico's friend from Venezuela. I lived in Lake Maracaibo for a while and I'm a master of Catatumbo Lightning. We met in Tampa, Florida and I'm a great crimefighter.
Me: Awesome!
Laney: Catatumbo Lightning is really amazing and powerful.
Me: Yep.
Molly Moltres: And I'm Nico's friend from Hawaii and we battled criminals in Hawaii.
Me: That is awesome. By the way girls are the Another Creature and Harry Potter friendly or hostile?
Arlene Articuno: Friendly and both are amazing.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and blasted them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: OH YEAH!
Maria: (Turns dial) MERCURY MAYHEM BRIGADE!
She summoned Spooky Space Kook, Snow Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Metal Men from Mercury, Alchemy Beast Ekenas the Mercury, Mercury and Danjim.
Lola: YEAH!
Nico: And now we wait.
Me: Yep.
But then as I was about to move I stepped on a banana peel and then...
SLIP!
Me: WHOA!
CRASH!
I slipped and crashed onto the floor!
Me: OUCH!
Nico: What the?
Me: Okay who is the wiseass that left a banana peel on the floor!?
Nico: Yeah! Who did that?!
Luan: It wasn't me but it wass Ap-pealing! (LAUGHS TO RIMSHOT) Get it? But seriously it wasn't me!
?: That was from me sorry!
Out came a girl with blond hair, yellow eyes, yellow clothes and yellow angel wings and had a tiara with the Banana dopant symbol on it and on her skirt and had a Banana Peel Magisword in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Bonnie Banana!
Nico: The Banana Dopant Embodiment!? Whoa!
Bonnie Banana: Yep. I'm one of the Embodiments that got away.
Me: Wow. Ouch.
Bonnie helped me up.
Lola: That was funny though.
Me: Yep.
Bonnie Banana: The Embodiments are on their way. They'll be here any second.
Me: Thanks for telling us.
Nico: That could've seriously hurt him!
Me: Nico you know I'm a tough guy and it'll take more than a slip on a banana peel to hurt me.
Nico: Oh. Right.
Me: Yeah and besides I handled pranks like that hundreds of times before.
Qin: Yeah.
Bonnie Banana: Wow.
Nico: Can you tell us about yourself?
Bonnie Banana: I sure can. I'm The Embodiment of the Banana Dopant and a master of bananas. I'm also a great banana chef. I also use banana peels as the classic banana slip gag. I also love the song Day O by Harry Bellafonte. And for good reason too because I lived on a banana farm.
Me: Yep it's true. Her family lived down in Jamaica and they farmed bananas.
Nico: Awesome! And Bastion here loves the Day-O song and we get a great laugh out of it.
Me: Yeah.
Bonnie Banana: That is awesome!
Lola: It sure is.
Chazz: I sang that too!
Bonnie Banana: Welcome to the Day O Banana Club.
Me: Awesome. Oh and just in time!
We saw ANOTHER CREATURE FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION AND ANOTHER HARRY POTTER!
Me: Another Creature and Harry Potter.
Me: Whoa!
Qin: This will be good.
Another Creature: (In a girls voice) I agree there.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, black clothes and had red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Ultraman X Dopant on it and ono her skirt and in her hand was the Ultraman X Xlugger sword.
Me: (GASP) Xinnia Xextor!
Xinnia Xextor: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.
Nico: WHOA! The Embodiment of Ultraman X's Dopant!? That is cool!
Another Harry: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) (Moans) Harry good to see you.
WE GASPED!
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle!?
Me: I knew it!
She reverted back and it was MOANING MYRTLE! She was back from the dead thanks to the Cosmic Cube and she was now 19 years old.
Me: Whoa! Myrtle you look amazing!
Myrtle: Yes I'm back after 75 years.
Me: You have the Cosmic Cube to thank for that. Swartz kidnapped you and turned you into Another Harry.
Smolder: Wow! And it's an honor to meet the Embodiment of the X Ultraman.
Eli: It sure is.
Xinnia Xextor: Same to you Smolder, Eli and Chloe. I heard so much about you from Daichi Ozora. I'm glad that he now has you 3 as siblings.
Me: Yeah we're happy for him too. And Eli is my brother so that makes me part of it too.
Xinnia Xextor: Yep.
Myrtle: I have so much to catch up on. Now that I'm free to go to school again I can be with everyone in the 21st Century.
Me: I know 75 years have passed since you died. But we'll gladly show you around this time.
Lola: Yeah.
Xinnia Xextor: Yeah and also Daichi and everyone said hello.
Me: Awesome.
Xinnia Xextor: Yeah. And I am an interdimensional traveler too.
Me: Cool!
Lola: Just like the Creature.
Me: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Xinnia Xextor: No he didn't. He was...
Me: Too afraid of the powers of the Ultraman right?
Xinnia Xextor: Well... Yeah. How did you know?
Me: Same thing happened to Ophelia Orb, Connie Cosmos and Melanie Mebius.
Xinnia Xextor: I see. Yeah we ran away because he was scared.
Me: No surprises there.
Nico: Yep.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you 2 first.
We did so and got the fight started.
Nico: (gets out Creature from the Fifth Dimension's Ridewatch) We're not strangers to travelling between dimensions.
May: (Gets out Bun Lass' Ridewatch) You want your buns toasted?
Maria: (Gets out Old Maid's ridewatch) Time to make you the old maid!
Maara Mars: (Gets out Freeze's Ridewatch) Time for the Ice to freeze!
They used the powers of Creature of The 5th Dimension, Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota and blasted them both down.
Then Underbite, Antar (Skannerz), Despair Tenko Chabashira, Despair Ryoma Hoshi, Marya Meshkov A.K.A. Morning Star and Doomwing came.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Nice team Underbite!
Underbite: Thanks Nico.
Shanan: (Sees Antar) (GASP) WHOA That's a Cobeetalian!
Me: WHOA MAN! What is a Cobeetalian?
Shanan: They come from the planet Cobaelia and they are deadly and powerful warriors that are fierce and barbaric.
Nico: GEEZ!
Underbite: It's about time I get a team!
Nico: I'll say!
?: I agree!
Then Dokugumon came!
Me: Dokugumon!
Qin: Wow!
Dokugumon: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Diana Dokugu!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with neon purple hair, purple eyes, black clothes, black angel wings, had a black widow hourglass on her arm and shirt and had Dokugumon on her forehead and skirt and had a Spiderweb Magisword in her hands.
Diana Dokugu: Awesome to see you Nico. I got this. (Echoing) VENOM BLAST!
She fired a poison ray from her hand and it hit both Anothers and blasted them down and I caught the ridewatches and purified them.
Me: Nice shot!
Maria: Is that a Magisword?
Diana Dokugu: Yes it sure is.
Vambre: (British Accent) Ah good to meet another good Magisword user.
Diana Dokugu: It sure is.
Maara Mars: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Diana Dokugu: I sure do. My favorite is when me and Nico found a huge Spider Castle and we saw an amazing colony of spiders. We met the Spider Queen and she was amazing.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: Boy if Leni were still scared of spiders she would be scared shitless of that.
Leni: It's totes true.
Me: Yep.
Nico and Diana hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Diana Dokugu: Same here. Oh and Nico just to give you the heads up, more International Digidestined Gene-slammers are still out there.
Nico: Thanks for telling me.
Me: Awesome.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem and family, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Hunter Drake Michaelson, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Mount Volbono, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're going into battle against the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell.
Apparently, they found out that Caleb had returned from the dead eight years later, and just a month ago, he got his revenge by killing Marcus and Drake Maxwell, and needless to say, they're pissed off and desiring one thing: payback and revenge on him, and even worse news, Caleb Maxwell's little sister, Allie Maxwell, and his mother, Marlene Maxwell, have been sighted here at Mount Volbono, but those jackals are out to kill them, and when Caleb Maxwell finds out those morons have been trying to steal their money and force them out onto the streets.
But, that's going to lead to him calling his uncle on his mom's side, a man by the name of Christiano Maxwell, and he's also someone that not even the toughest and the meanest mafia gangs nor the relatives on his dad's side ever wanted to cross: he's fierce, tough, and physically and mentally intimidating, in other words, he's a total badass and hardcore. But, once we capture his relatives on his dad's side, Caleb's calling his uncle and fists are going to fly and blood's going to be spilled.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Mount Volbono, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're going into battle against the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell.
WE GASPED!
Caleb Maxwell: I knew it was going to be those filthy animals!
Eli: Oh no.
Cage Blunt: Apparently, they found out that Caleb had returned from the dead eight years later, and just a month ago, he got his revenge by killing Marcus and Drake Maxwell, and needless to say, they're pissed off and desiring one thing: payback and revenge on him, and even worse news, we got word that Caleb Maxwell's little sister, Allie Maxwell, and his mother, Marlene Maxwell, have been sighted here at Mount Volbono, but those jackals are out to kill them, and they've been trying to steal their money and force them out onto the streets.
Needless to say, Caleb Maxwell was pissed.
Caleb Maxwell: Those rotten good for nothing toxic leeches! That's it, if they're not going to listen to any of my warnings, there's only one person they're going to listen to: someone even worse than me.
Caleb Maxwell got out his phone and made a call. Then, he hung up, but we saw the scared looks on the faces of Cage Blunt, James Blunt, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Travis Tackett, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, and Hunter and his friends.
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein Gott, please tell me you didn't call...him?!
Sailor Mars: Who exactly did he call?
Carter Kenrick: His uncle on his mom's side, a man by the name of Christiano Maxwell, and he's also someone that not even the toughest and meanest mafia gangs in New York nor the relatives on his dad's side ever wanted to cross: he's fierce, tough, and physically and mentally intimidating, in other words, he's a total badass and hardcore.
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Lincoln: We better get to Caleb's mom and sister and fast before those vultures do, and then, we're going to tie them up and wait for his uncle to arrive.
CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS
We then saw a spirit made of violet fire fly through the skies.
Lincoln: The spirit made of violet fire, she's here.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with violet streaks and purple headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she has on a necklace with a red gem pendant, she's dressed in a sleeveless white crop top, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt, cyan stockings, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, violet fire, violet flames, spirits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Spirit, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and red pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Mary Zihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Spirit.
Mary Zihuo: That's right, and I got the girls away from there, but those vultures are still after Caleb Maxwell's mom and sister.
?: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME AND MY DAUGHTER, YOU GODDAMN VULTURES!
Caleb Maxwell: That was my mom. Come on!
We rushed over, and we saw an 18-year-old young girl with long brown hair and brown eyes and she's dressed in purple clothes, it was Caleb Maxwell's younger sister, Allie Maxwell, along with an adult woman with long brown hair, brown eyes, and dressed in pink clothes, it was Caleb Maxwell's mom, Marlene Maxwell, and we also saw our targets: the lowlife relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell, and they're out for blood.
Caleb Maxwell: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOM AND MY SISTER, YOU BLOCKHEAD SLIMEBAGS!
Caleb Maxwell fired blasts of dark fire at his dad's relatives and they got driven back, and they were so pissed off when they saw Caleb and all of us land.
Captain Whitten: I should've known that all of you have shown up, and you've got some nerve going after a woman and her daughter, Adrian Maxwell.
Adrian Maxwell: Fuck you, pigs! Once we get all their money, we're killing them and getting revenge for what happened to Marcus and Drake!
Caleb Maxwell transformed into Super Angel-Demon-Death Harbinger-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Star Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Caleb Maxwell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Darkness Dark Death Harbinger Demon Phoenix Angel Hope) Maybe, I didn't make myself clear, I warned you all of what'll happen if you dare to come after Allie and Mom, Uncle Adrian.
Cage Blunt unholstered his massive Cage Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Cage Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) But, as always, you refuse to listen to any of the warnings Caleb's given you and the rest of you slimeballs.
Travis Tackett unholstered his massive Travis Tackett's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
Travis Tackett: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) And just so you know, we're not showing you any mercy, not after everything that Caleb told us about you all.
James Blunt unholstered his massive James Blunt's True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Demonic Darkness Firestorm Almighty Vampire True Immortal Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Vampire-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope.
James Blunt: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Demonic Shadow Bloody Darkness Vampire Phoenix God Angel Hope) But, getting a beatdown from all of us is just the beginning, Caleb's also called Christiano and told him of the situation, and when he gets here, you all are dead meat.
Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, and James Blunt went after the relatives of Caleb's dad, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, Travis Tackett, and James Blunt fired bullets at the vultures, and they got hit in the legs and arms, and Caleb Maxwell, Cage Blunt, James Blunt and Travis Tackett fired blasts of darkness and dark energy and they hit the vultures and they got sent flying into a wall, and they got out, but now, they were mega pissed off.
Sylvester: You vultures need to be stopped right now!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: After everything we heard from Caleb about all of you, I'm going to make sure that all of you get the punishment of a lifetime. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, Captain Whitten, Carter Kenrick, Roxy Drake, Jack Howard, Jazz Jackson, Cuffs Lane, Casey Antonio, Buffy Blain, Vessie Harris, Abby Smith, Leela Salyers, Peace Salyers, Cronus Chase, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Sailor Mars and her team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln tied up the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, so they have nowhere to run. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: We got them.
MEGA LOUD MOTORCYCLE ROAR!
Me: WHOA!
Caleb Maxwell: Aha, and here he comes now!
Marlene Maxwell: Oh boy, I knew he'd call my brother here. This is gonna get messy.
Suddenly, we saw a huge black motorcycle heading for our location, and we saw the driver of the beast: a really massive and physically imposing man with messy black hair, brown hair, hard brown eyes, and he was really tough both physically and mentally, and he was dressed in a black leather jacket, white tank top, blue jeans, black leather knee-high boots: it was Christiano Maxwell, total badass and hardcore older brother of Marlene Maxwell and uncle of Caleb Maxwell and Allie Maxwell.
He then parked his motorcycle and got off, and we were really stunned at the look of him: this guy is someone no one, and I mean, no one wants to mess with. Then, he approached Caleb, Allie, and Marlene, and he glared at the relatives of Marcus Maxwell, and that sharp glare caused them to turn white with horror.
Nico: Damn, just one glare, and already, they look like they're gonna piss their pants.
Me: Nice.
Christiano Maxwell: So, what my nephew told me on the phone is true, you braindead asshats were trying to steal the money he's been putting in for both my sister and my niece was true and get them thrown into the streets and killed?! Of all the stupid horseshit that you morons have pulled, this is by far the worst!
The relatives turned even whiter when they heard his loud deep booming voice!
Adrian Maxwell: (Glares Angrily at Caleb Maxwell) You! You snitched!
Caleb Maxwell: I warned you all a million times never to go after Mom and Allie, but no, you baboons have nothing but sewage for brains, I didn't want to do that, but you all left me no choice but to get Christiano involved.
Christiano Maxwell: And the money they were going to steal from your mom and Allie, it amounted to $350,000.
Me: THAT MUCH?!
Christiano Maxwell: I got him a job at one of the restaurants we have, and he earned a lot of money when he started working at seventeen, and he really earned a lot.
Nico: Nice. And I can't believe those thieves were trying to steal it.
Rena Maxwell: It's ours! ALL OURS! THOSE LOSERS DON'T DESERVE IT! THEY SHOULD JUST DIE!
Caleb Maxwell and Christiano Maxwell: SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU PILES OF HORSESHIT!
Marlene Maxwell: And FYI, that money will never ever be yours, you're nothing but thieves and losers who only leech off others, and if you ever come after us again, you're getting a knuckle sandwich in your stupid mouth, Rena!
Lincoln: So, what are we going to do with them?
Caleb Maxwell: They tried to steal the $350,000 that I placed in the accounts of Mom and Allie, there is no way that gaggle of vultures are going to be let off that easy.
Christiano Maxwell: Neither am I, I'm going to be talking to some loan sharks I know from back in the day, and they're going to squeeze every last penny out of all of you, and all the money will be sent to Caleb, Allie, and Marlene, while you all are plunged into Debt Hell.
Allie Maxwell: After Caleb died eight years ago, you made the lives of me and Mom nothing but hell with constantly harassing us and trying to rob us and kick us out into the streets. I've prayed every night for this to stop and for you all to leave us alone, but nothing helped, we suffered thanks to all of you. (Voice Breaking) We were almost that close to losing all hope and we almost our home and all the money Caleb put into our accounts to help us both, I hate you all and I hope you all die!
Caleb Maxwell: You assholes think you can make my little sister cry?! That's it! I hope you all suffer with what Uncle Christiano puts you all through. Take them away!
Christiano Maxwell called his gang over who arrived in black cars and loaded those piles of trash into the cars, and all of them drove off.
Caleb Maxwell: With what you've got planned for them, Uncle Christiano, I hope they suffer horribly.
Christiano Maxwell: They will, and we'll be in Gotham Royal York, so this way, the rest of the family on your Mom's side will have plenty of catching up to do with you.
Me: That's awesome.
Nico: Your nephew's been dead for eight years, and he's got eight years of catching up to do. He's going to be pretty busy with catching up with them.
Lincoln: But, at the very least, we saved his Mom and his little sister and the ties he has with his former dad's relatives have been severed for good, and now, all that waits for them is hard work along with repaying debts back at our home in Gotham Royal York. (To Mary Zihuo) And it's so good to see you again, Mary.
Mary Zihuo: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Mary Zihuo perched her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and she lifted herself up to Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach. When Mary Zihuo were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, ten-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Mary Zihuo: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and muscular arms around Mary Zihuo and hugged her, and Mary Zihuo is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and even more massive white angel wings and larger medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers and larger small sized angel wings with orange and aurora tips and large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Regina Huoqiang: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 9'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and ten-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind man from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard ten-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal and invincible.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Arpina Huoqiang: And so do we, this is Mary Zihuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Spirit, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of violet fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Spirit, along with having angel wings along with having intense violet fire powers. She's known as The Spiritual Master of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's known to be a powerful master of mind, body, and spirit, and her training in that field has helped Lincoln to grow even stronger in both mind, body, and spirit and it removes all stress that he carries with him no doubt due to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of his enemies. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of violet fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Mary hates Lori, Lynn, and Lola, because of what The Trinity of Violence has done to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she beat them up so bad, they all wounded up in the hospital with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, broken bloody noses, and irreversible super double mega wedgies.
Nico: She took on the entire Trinity of Violence at their worst?!
Me: She did, and they stayed at the hospital for three months.
Arpina Huoqiang: But you don't want to see the photos of Lori, Lynn, and Lola after they were trashed by Mary, it was even worse than my thrashing of her.
Qin: Good point.
Lincoln: I almost barfed when I saw Lori, Lynn, and Lola in those mangled up conditions, but I was beaten horribly by those three, so that was basically a representation of the old saying "What Goes Around Comes Around", and now that you're here, Mary.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Mary Zihuo's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from her right trapezius and the marks sealed up and Lincoln kissed the spot where he bit her.
Mary Zihuo: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Mary Zihuo with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Mary Zihuo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Mary Zihuo.
Mary Zihuo had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Regina Huoqiang's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, and with her hands still on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Mary Zihuo had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was pounding like a drum. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Chika Morisato, Gabriel, Kurimia, Neneko Shiroi, and Tsubasa Ichiki from Angel Breath.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chika Morisato, Gabriel, Kurimia, Neneko Shiroi, and Tsubasa Ichiki from Angel Breath.
Nicole: So, those were the girls that got kidnapped by those vultures?! Mary got them away from them, but I wish we could've killed them!
Lincoln: True, but it's best they suffer at the hands of Caleb's uncle. Are you girls okay?
Chika Morisato: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chika Morisato and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 9'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, ten-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with colored phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles surrounded by an Angel, Phoenix, Thunderbird, and Buffalo on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" along with tattoos of The Phoenix, Mermaid, Golem, Fairy, and Shadow Wisp on the back of his left forearm and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his arms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized white angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized white angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" underneath his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and gold phoenix head, gold Thunderbird head, gold werewolf head, gold vampire bat head, gold mermaid head, gold demon head, gold dragon head, and gold angel head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gems in their mouths around the belt on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links and jade beads from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with fine chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armor on the finger joints and gold dragon claws over his fingers, he has fifteen large colored planets orbiting around his legs and fifteen smaller colored planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with the elements swirling around him.
Chika Morisato: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Chika Morisato: (Seductive Voice and rubs Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chika Morisato, Gabriel, Kurimia, Neneko Shiroi, and Tsubasa Ichiki with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home, and everyone was shocked to find out that the villains we went after were the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in trashing them along with meeting Caleb's mom, Marlene Maxwell, his little sister, Allie Maxwell, and his uncle, Christiano Maxwell, who called his gang and the gang grabbed those pieces of trash and loaded them into the cars that took them back to Gotham Royal York to be condemned to work that'll send them all to Debt Hell, everyone cheered wildly as everyone hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him, Lincoln and Mary Zihuo have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and we got Caleb's mom, sister, and the relatives on his mom's side into our protective custody.
Maria: Oh man, so that explains the black cars that arrived from Mount Volbono, wow!
Lincoln: We were surprised to know that Caleb's mom has a brother who's literally that intimidating even to the meanest street gangs and even his dad's relatives.
Nico: He's someone no one, and I mean, no one wants to cross, and even the members of his gang are also that intimidating. (SHUDDERS)
Me: And with the relatives of Caleb's mom here, he's got a lot of catching up to do.
Allie Maxwell: That's for sure.
Marlene Maxwell: We lost eight years with Caleb, but that's not going to go to waste ever again now that he's finally back.
Caleb Maxwell has got eight years of catching up to do, now that he's got his mom, Allie, and all of the relatives on his mom's side here in Gotham Royal York, and as for the relatives on his dad's side, thanks to Christiano Maxwell and his gang, the males are all forced to do extremely hard labor like cleaning the sewers and doing construction work, but for the females, they had something far worse for them in store, and little by little, they're going to be repaying the $350,000 that they attempted to steal from his mom and Allie, but they're going to be in for nothing but pain, and if any of them dared to escape, the loan sharks will hunt them down and beat them up before dragging them back to their work stations.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down the relatives on the side of Caleb Maxwell's dad, Marcus Maxwell, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Mary Zihuo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000.000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Mary Zihuo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 9'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his ten-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Mary, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and larger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Mary Zihuo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from seven years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Mary Zihuo: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: a group of criminals are out causing havoc and they're going to start shooting the civilians.
Nico: What the?! Let's get those assholes!
Me: Right.
We then flew out of The World Tree Estate, and we spotted the criminals about to start shooting the civilians.
Lincoln: How low, now you're stooping to shooting civilians?! You're dead for sure!
But, then right before we were about attack the criminals, we suddenly saw a dragon flying from the sky and as it landed, it started breathing fire on the criminals sending them running into the hands of the police and saved the civilians.
Eli: Wow, that was really impressive.
Suddenly, we saw the dragon transform and in its place was an 18-year-old male with medium sized dark brown hair, hazel eyes, and he was dressed in a black T-Shirt with red vest and blue denim pants with black sneakers.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: That was really impressive.
The boy turned to face us.
Kaan Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) Thanks. (Sees us) Wait, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?! Wow! It's an honor to meet all of you. Oh, sorry about that, my name is Kaan Demir-Vanhoof, my family and I just moved here from Belgium.
Nico: It's been years since we've had someone new moving in to Gotham Royal York.
Just then, we're greeted by Kaan's father, Emirhan Demir, and his two brothers and sister.
Emirhan Demir: (Belgian Accent) Oh, Kaan. Looks like you've made some new friends. (Sees us) Wait a second, Team Loud Phoenix Storm?!
Me: That's us. Your son told us everything, and we were surprised to see your son take down those criminals by transforming into a dragon and scaring them off by breathing fire at them.
Gabriel Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) That's cause like you guys, Kaan also has powers.
Kaan Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) That's right, I have fire powers and I can also transform into a dragon.
Jules Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) It's still very impressive.
Madelca Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) It sure is.
Me: Wow.
We welcomed Kaan and his family to Gotham Royal York, and we found out their home is right next to The World Tree Estate, and we went back inside and continued working out.
Lincoln: So, where were you guys living before you moved here?
Kaan Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) Before we moved to Gotham Royal York, we lived in Belgium with Dad, we had a Mom, her name was Sophie Vanhoof, but she died of breast cancer.
That hit us in our hearts.
Me: Oh man, we're so sorry to hear that.
Kaan Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) I know, and that led us to move here. We wanted a fresh start, but we wouldn't forget the memories we had with Mom.
Lincoln: Keeping the memory of your Mom alive is important, that's the only way to honor those who've passed on.
Eli: You said it.
Suddenly, Kaan and his family heard loud obnoxious bellows of rage!
Kaan Demir-Vanhoof: (Belgian Accent) What was that?!
Hunter: (German Accent) Those were the obnoxious bellows of the former relatives of my friend, Caleb Maxwell. (Sighs) Caleb, your dad's relatives are acting up again.
Caleb Maxwell: What? If they keep this up, I'm gonna get Uncle Christiano and his gang to head to their work stations and punch them in the mouth.
POW!
Allie Maxwell: I think Uncle Christiano did just that, Caleb.
Lincoln: Serves them right.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle are heading to Laverra Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 9'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters and Zoey Tsukino made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Plus, we found out Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound criminals, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all, and Lincoln and Peni saved Addy from a gang of thugs.
Addy Brock: Whoa, so this is Laverra Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Addy, and it's perfect for our first date, shall we?
Lincoln, Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle dived into the water and they had fun swimming in the ocean and they also saw the marine life there, then, they went back onto the sandy beach and they had a volleyball game, and Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000.000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
Addy Parker: (Swooning) Oh man, Peni, you weren't kidding! He's so manly!
Peni Parker: Told you.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Peni Parker, Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings and small sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and ten-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Laverra Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links and jade beads from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Jade Necklaces of Shangdi along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle are in your harem, Linky.
Addy Brock, Flamewar (Transformers Prime/RID 2015), Mother Longlegs, Simulator Mylène Haprèle, Simulator Ondine, and Gisèle showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: You guys had no trouble at all.
Addy Brock: Nope, not at all. But, Lincoln did have us all swooning when he lifted thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells he summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and we were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
Serena Logan: (WHISTLES) Since when did he get THAT confident?!
Rarity: Well, you all helped in that matter.
Lincoln: She's right on that one, Serena.
Maria: Too bad Flip's kicked the bucket, now I can't give him the finger anymore.
Nico: You know we made a clone of that mutant.
Lincoln: He's right, along with clones of Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III to join Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy who are still imprisoned at Lynn's Table.
Eli: That's right.
Maria: Oh right, I forgot. Well, let 'em have it.
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in mouths of the clones of Flip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and in the mouths of Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into their mouths and the funnel was removed. Then, their stomachs gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
The clones of Flip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of their asses like crazy!
The clones of Flip, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffins, Dark Amy, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, Margie, and Brad Uppercrust III, and Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, NO MA'AM, and Mindy stopped farting like crazy and we were laughing hysterically.
Lincoln: That's still as hilarious as ever! (LAUGHS)
Nico: Man, those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Okay, that was still as hilarious as ever!
Nico: When the next humiliation session starts, we've got much worse for them. (SMIRKING LIKE A DEMON)
Later it was time for Lily, Lemon Hearts and Maria's 3rd Mission.
Nico: Anyone else want to go with Lemon Hearts, Lily, and Maria? Besides New Wave, Ebon, Pimon & Tumbaa, Live Action Optimus, Animated Optimus, Winx Club Stella, and the other Meta Breed Members?
Zero G: Me and my siblings will go.
Crimson Dynamo: So will I
Me: Cool.
Minuette: Me and our friends will go too.
Twinkleshine: Awesome.
Lincoln: And me and my siblings will go too.
Me: Okay.
Nico: Lets go guys.
We were off.
We arrived
Kengo: Hey guys!
Lily: Guys, meet New Wave, Ebon, Pimon & Tumbaa, Live Action Optimus, Animated Optimus, Winx Club Stella, and the other Meta Breed Members
New Wave: Awesome to meet you all. My name is Rebecca Jones. But everyone calls me New Wave.
Ebon: Yo. Name's Ivan Evans. But I'm known as Ebon.
Pimon: I'm Pimon.
Tumbaa: And I'm Tumbaa.
Live Action Optimus: I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots in the Live Action Universe.
Animated Optimus: And I'm the Animated version of Optimus.
Stella: I'm Stella, princess of Solaria.
Maria: And these are my fellow comrades of the Metabreed.
Teresa: My name is Teresa. But I went by Talon before.
Francis: Name's Francis Stone. Everyone called me Hotstreak.
Shiv: The name is Shiv.
Carmen Dillo: My name is Carmen Dillo and yes I was turned into an Anthropomorphic Armadillo.
Onyx: Yo I'm Onyx.
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Pleasure to meet you mon. Name's Kangor
Ferret: I'm Ferret.
Puff: And the Name is Puff..
Static: What's up guys. I'm Virgil Hawkins. But everyone calls me Static Shock.
Gear: And I'm Richie Foley. But everyone calls me Gear.
Kengo: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all!
Fluttershy: Carmen is my archenemy.
Lynn: Shiv is my archenemy.
Lily: These are all my siblings.
Lori: Literally awesome to meet you. I'm Lori.
Leni: I'm Leni.
Luna: Sup dude. I'm Luna.
Luan: I'm Luan.
Lynn: What up? Lynn Jr.
Linka: I'm Linka.
Lyra: I'm Lyra.
Liberty: I'm Liberty.
Lee: I'm Lee.
Lucy Loud: I'm Lucy.
Lucille: (Scottish Accent) I'm Lucille.
Laney: I'm Laney.
Lana: I'm Lana.
Lola: I'm Lola.
Lisa Loud: Greetings. I'm Lisa.
Kengo: Wow! Lincoln you weren't kidding about having so many siblings.
Lincoln: I know and my family is one word and that's chaos.
Me: I've known since 2016 and it's crazy. But Lincoln and his siblings love it and they wouldn't trade it for the world. Also their mom and dad both thought it would be cute if their names all started with the letter L. (Whispers to Kengo) And they are ones that never believe in condoms.
He snickered.
Lemon Hearts: And these are my friends from Canterlot. You met Twilight before.
Minuette: I'm Minuette.
Twinkleshine: Twinkleshine.
Moondancer: Moondancer.
Lyra Heartstrings: And I'm Lyra Heartstrings.
Kengo: Cool!
Me: Yep And this is the Power Pack.
Zero G: My name is Alex Power and these are my siblings Julie, Jack and Katie.
They nodded.
Crimson Dynamo: And the name is Anton Vanko. But everyone calls me Crimson Dynamo.
Kengo: Wow it's truly an honor.
Maria: I was once known as Aquamaria and before I got cured I was made of pure water.
Me: Yep.
Kengo: Wow! So, you guys were mutated by the Big Bang, right?
Ebon: That's right.
Kengo: What was that?
Me: Well it was an explosion that released an Experimental Biohazardous Mutagenic gas called the Quantum Vapor and it mutated a bunch of people that were in the wrong place at the wrong time. They were turned into what is called Bang Babies.
Nico: Yep it's true.
Kengo: Wow! That is crazy!
Me: It was.
Kengo: What powers did you all get out of it?
Ebon: I've gotten Darkness powers.
Me: His brother Adam who goes by Rubberband Man was given super elasticity.
Francis: I was given fire powers.
Kangor: I got powerful seismic stomping mon.
Puff: I can turn into Chemical vapor and fire chemical blasts.
Teresa: I was turned into a bird and given sonic screeching.
Onyx: I got turned into a golem and I have super strength.
Carmen Dillo: And as I told you I am now an anthropomorphic armadillo.
Shiv: I have like weapon powers.
Ferret: I got enhanced heightened smell and claws and senses.
Static: I got electricity and lightning powers.
Gear: Mine was accidental from V here. I got superhuman intelligence and mechanical expertise.
Kengo: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: It sure was.
Maria: My little sister Carmen was also caught in the explosion. She got fire powers too.
Me: Yep.
Maria: But honestly, Ebon was the best damn leader I ever had before I met J.D.
Ebon: Aw thanks Maria.
Me: Ebon did a great job leading the Meta Breed.
Lily: He sure did.
Me: And our friend Carol knows Maria and she is a great friend. She saved Maria from herself.
Nico: Yep. It's true.
Maria: That was awesome.
Me: There are many others like the Meta Breed. We met the Nightbreed. They were nocturnal bang babies. They couldn't come out in the sunlight or it would hurt them.
Ebon: Yeah that was crazy.
Me: It was.
Kengo: Amazing!
Maria: We also met Maureen Connor. She went by Permafrost. She was a homeless girl that was given ice powers.
Me: Yeah and we felt really sorry for her too. She was on the streets when we found her.
Kengo: Oh no. Is she okay?
Maria: Yeah she's fine. She's doing much better.
Kengo: Good.
Me: Yeah.
Franciss: Before I joined the team, I was J.D.'s bully.
Me: Long story short, Francis bullied me and I showed him the error of his ways and he looks up to me like a mentor figure.
Nico: It's true.
Kengo: Cool!
Me: Yep.
Kengo: (to Animated Optimus) What about you?
Animated Optimus: I come from a world where I didn't start off as leader of the Autobots.
Me: But it was really awesome to see. And we helped them battle a TOTAL ASSHOLE rogue Autobot with a REALLY Overzealous ego and an ugly big chin.
Live Action Optimus Prime: The Animated version of Sentinel Prime.
Starlight Glimmer: He was a much different version of the one that was saw on Tatooine.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Yeah that was crazy.
Live Action Optimus: That was the one from my world. In my world, me and my Autobots fought the usual war against the Decepticons. But at one point, humanity turned against us.
Me: Yeah they went through total hell! You wouldn't believe all the shit they had to go through.
Nico: It was terrible.
Starlight Glimmer: And it was because of not just the live action versions of Megatron and Starscream but also an evil terrorist organization named Cemetery Wind.
Me: They were a terroristic military faction whose goal was to destroy not just the Cybertronians but kill anyone and everyone willing to help them.
Eli: Yeah!
Me: And we KILLED All of those motherfuckers.
Eli: Some of them we killed but others we sent to prison.
Kengo: That is terrible!
Starlight Glimmer: It was.
Me: Yeah. And for some reason over the course of 3 months from 2021 to 2022 we found out that their fallen comrades and those defeated in the war were appearing in our world.
Lola: Yeah that was crazy.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was.
Kengo: Wow! Did you guys correct all those flaws there?
Me: It was a huge challenge but we did it. At the cost of General Morshower's life.
Kengo: That's good. (to both versions of Optimus): Do you guys ever miss fighting Decepticons?
Live Action Optimus: Yes we do but after so many years of fighting it's a good change for us.
Me: You would believe how long the war lasted for the Cybertronians.
Eli: It lasted for over 8 million years!
Kendo: That's crazy!
Nico: I know. That was an intense war. Spanned all over the galaxy. But after the destruction of Unicron in 2019 I was made this.
He pulled out his Decepticon Leadership Medal.
Nico: I was made the official leader of the Decepticons and am now leading them on the road to redemption.
Kendo: Wow that is amazing!
Live Action Optimus: And Nico is doing a great job doing so.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Now, what's been going on since last visit?
Kengo: Well Lincoln told me what happened when you guys met the Ginga Team yesterday and Luna congratulations to you on your big day.
Luna: Thanks dude. It was fun.
Me: It sure was.
Then the alarm went off and we saw CARMEARA!
WE GASPED!
Me: Carmeara! I remember her! She was messed up because of a major case of lovers rejection!
Maria: And I think she's the main target for Lily, Lemon Hearts and mine big day.
Me: I remember she was really nuts! But if she is the main target I do have a plan. I'm going to purify her and then banish her evil half to the Warp and we can face her on the big day later on.
Lily: I like it!
Both versions of Optimus transformed into their vehicle modes.
Live Action Optimus: Autobots!
Animated Optimus: ROLL OUT!
We were off.
Both versions of Optimus were driving alongside us.
Nico: Keep your eyes pealed.
We then saw her!
Me: There she is!
Lily: Here we go!
I went giant and faced her.
Eli: SPACE GODZILLA!
Then a huge Crystal object came and landed and it was SPACE GODZILLA!
Space Godzilla roared!
Carmeara: J.D. Knudson. Nice to finally meet you and Lincoln Loud been a long time.
Lincoln: It has been a while.
Space Godzilla: So she is still upset over that love on Kengo.
Eli: I'm afraid so.
Then a ball of light fell from the sky and crashed into the ground and NUMEROUS CRYSTALS grew all over the place.
Carmeara: So you came to stop me?
Me: We came to save you from this monster you became.
Eli: That's right!
Lincoln: This isn't you Carmeara! You are better than this!
Carmeara: My love for Kendo is true!
Me: That may be but this monster inside you is corrupting you!
Nico: Yeah!
Carmeara: And I see your brought those Autobot leaders with you. (to Live Action Optimus) You'll be wishing your version of Megatron killed you when I'm done with you!
Live Action Optimus: We'll see about that.
He transformed.
Me: Carmeara it's time for you to be free from this monster!
Carmeara: I DON'T NEED SAVING!
She formed an energy whip and lashed it at me and I grabbed it and channeled lightning through it and then electrocuted her all over and then I fired a wave of light and separated the darkness from her!
She was on the ground tired and weak.
Lincoln flew down and got her away from the battle.
Lincoln: You'll be okay Carmeara.
Evil Carmeara: FREE! Big mistake!
Me: Actually we were prepared for this!
I fired waves of energy and blasted her.
Space Godzilla fired his Corona Beam and blasted her all over the place and massive fiery explosions blasted off all over!
Live Action Optimus: At the end of this day, one will stand...
Animated Optimus: And one will fall!
Me: And the one that will fall will be you!
Evil Carmeara: Bring it on!
Me: With pleasure!
I used my quirk and an image of the Elephant's Trunk Nebula in the constellation of Cepheus the King appeared and then...
NUMEROUS THUNDERCLAPS AND LIGHTNING STRIKES!
Lightning struck her all over with intense force!
Both Optimus Prime's blasted her all over with energy lasers.
Animated Optimus got out his Fuestle for Baby Bowser!
He blew it and fired a massive fireball and it hit Evil Carmeara and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Space Godzilla used his power and lifted numerous crystals up and then they rained down and smashed onto her and then flew at her like rockets and exploded upon impact!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
He floated into the air and fired numerous Corona Ray blasts and blasted her all over. Massive fiery explosions were blasting off!
Me: YEAH!
Kengo turned into ULTRAMAN TIGA!
Eli: OH YEAH!
Live Action Optimus got out his Fuestle for Giant Ralph.
He blew it!
Me: (Imitating Giant Ralph) PE PIE POOKA PLOT! I SMELLS YAKKO! WAKKO AND DOT!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Hey that wass really good!
Me: Thanks.
Optimus fired waves of energy and blasted her.
Lily: Take this!
The Loud Siblings all blasted her all over!
?: OH YEAH!
Then a figure with blue hair, red eyes, black clothes, black angel wings and a tiara with Walkatrout on it came.
Me: (GASP) Wendy Walkatrout!
Nico: Walkatrout's Embodiment!
Wendy Walkatrout: (Grunt) Yep. I got this!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted Evil Carmeara all over.
Me: YEAH!
Wendy lost control and leaped at Crimson Dynamo.
He blocked her strike and Nico fired an electron antidote ray.
Nico: That did it!
Crimson Dynamo punched her down.
Laney: Nice one!
The Power Pack team charged at her and fired waves of rainbow energy. They blasted her down.
Zero G: Want some salmon!?
They got out Samon Shakekisutanchin's Fuestle and blew it and a rain of salmon bombs blasted her all over.
Lightspeed: Take that!
Ebon, New Wave, Maria and Lily blasted her with darkness and water.
Pimon & Tumbaa charged at her!
The kicked her down.
Laney and Lincoln fired waves of lightning at Evil Carmeara.
Stella got out her Fuestle For Chalmers.
She blew it.
SHE FIRED A LOUD CHALMERS YELL BLAST AT EVIL CARMEARA AND WENDY!
Nico: Nice one!
Space Godzilla fired Corona Ray blasts and blasted down Evil Carmeara.
Teresa fired Sonic Blasts and Francis fired fire blasts and they hit Evil Carmeara and blasted her all over.
Kangor stomped the ground and knocked down Wendy.
Static and Gear fired lightning and laser blasts and blasted down Wendy.
Onyx punched Evil Carmeara!
KRASMASH!
Eli: YEAH!
Eli fired Force Lightning Blasts and Electrocuted Wendy.
Me: Hey Evil Carmeara! Watch this!
I fired an illusion ray and it was the mascots!
Poromon: YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING SCARY?! Well (SHOWS THE TRAILER) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT!?
Evil Carmeara: HORRIBLE!
Manaphy: YOU LOOK AT IT!
Evil Carmeara: AWFUL MOVIE!
Poliwag: YOU LOOK AT IT!
Horsea: LOOK AT IT!
Tentacool: LOOK AT IT!
Jirachi: LOOK AT IT!
Mevya: LOOK AT IT!
Hoppip: LOOK AT IT!
Emolga: LOOK AT IT!
Eevee: LOOK AT IT!
Gatomon: LOOK AT IT!
Mascots: WE WANT YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
SHE SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!
Nico: WHOA!
Kengo: What was that?!
Me: I made an illusion of our mascots showing a trailer of a movie we all hate.
Eli: Ugly story.
Me: Yep.
?: (ECHOING) LEAF CYCLONE!
A tornado of leaves hit Wendy and knocked her down.
Petaldramon came.
Me: WHOA! Petaldramon.
Nico: Cool!
Petaldramon: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun started.
Nico: Penny Petals! Wow!
Petaldramon: Yep. I'll handle Wendy here.
Maria: Thanks!
Petaldramon: Anytime!
Me: Lets finish her.
Kengo: You got it!
Me: Hey! You know who is crazier than Daffy Duck?
I activated TTG CRAZINESS ROBIN RIDEWATCH and fired waves of crazy energy and blasted Evil Carmeara all over and Kengo and Space Godzilla fired energy waves and then a portal to the Warp opened and she was blasted through it and into the warp.
Me: There!
Nico: We're not done yet!
We went to face Wendy.
Penny reverted back and was a girl with brown hair, green eyes, green clothes and had leaf angel wings, Petaldramon on her forehead and skirt, had the Wood Spirit Kanji on her arm and had a grass sword.
Penny Petals: Take this! THOUSAND SPIKES!
She fired waves of roots and smashed down Wendy and the Antidote took effect and she was cured.
She had her eyes back to blue.
Nico: You okay now?
Wendy Walkatrout: Yeah thanks to you guys.
Carmeara: (Groans) It feels good to be separated from that monster.
Me: Good.
Penny Petals: At least we saved you both.
Me: Yep. Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Penny Petals: I sure do. When me and Nico were in the forest and in a giant sequoia tree we built an amazing tree mansion for me and my family.
Me: Wow!
Eli: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Penny hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Penny Petals: Same here.
Carmeara: I'm just glad I can redeem myself now.
Maria: We are too
We later came home.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Awesome.
We told everyone everything.
May: WHOA! What an adventure.
Me: Yep.
Nico: next time, Vinyl, Jun, William, and Wataru will come
Vinyl: Oh yeah!
Qin: Yeah!
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive thirty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier, manlier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Lance Loud: Honestly, Lynnie, I'm still that surprised that Lincoln's attracted a ton of girls.
Lynn Sr.: Even Rita and I were stunned, and after hearing all of the trouble he's been through because of Chase Young's Dark Side turning Principal Huggins, Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into those monsters from years ago, they wanted to protect him and make them pay.
Rita: But, in the end, those Dark Sides finally got The Black Gates and they'd since healed and repaired things with Lincoln.
We were playing video games.
I was playing against the mascots and Xion in Super Smash Brothers,
Me: Got you now!
Lucilla Emerson: What are you guys doing?
Poromon: Playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Me: Yep.
Xion: I'm playing as Sora.
Poromon: I'm playing as Kirby.
Me: I'm going as Zelda.
Eli: Go bro!
Xion: I got you now!
We were really playing!
Xion: Me playing as Sora is fitting.
Me: It sure is.
Xion: I got you now!
Me: Oh yeah!?
I blasted Sora all over.
Poromon blasted us all over.
Dead End: The other mascots haven't had a turn
Poliwag: Actually we are playing.
Poliwag was Samus, Manaphy was Fox, Horsea was bowser and Lily was playing as Lincoln Loud.
Nico: Whoa look at them go.
We were really blasting each other all over.
Dead End: Sorry didn't see them.
Poliwag: Got you guys now!
Lily: Oh yeah?!
Lily had Lincoln use his Final Smash with him and his siblings and they blasted all of us CLEAR OUT OF THE ARENA!
GAME!
Me: WHOA!
Poromon: WHOA!
Lily: YEAH!
Nico: WOW! What a victory!
Camie: Good game!
Me: Nice one!
?: Boy that was a victory!
We saw a girl with black hair and grey clothes and had blue eyes and had grey wings and she had a tiara with Metal Shark Player on it.
Mina Shark: Mina Shark, Embodiment of Metal Shark Player.
Boris: Oh wow! Mina great to see you.
Dante: Yeah looking great.
Mina Shark: You too Boris and Dante. Been a while.
Kup: How did you meet Boris and Dante?
Mina Shark: I met them during one of their Seances. They found the ghost of my ancestor, Captain Ahab and I got to help him realize that vengeance is wrong.
Me: Wow! Captain Ahab of Moby Dick? That is one of my favorites.
Camie: Yeah.
Mina Shark: Yep. But knowing him because of the white whale biting his leg off, he is never going to listen. But I still love him.
Lola: You're right on that.
Me: Yep. Would you like to join us?
Mina Shark: I would be honored.
Bugly: Nice job, you guys!
Me: Thanks. That was awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figures were in the vision: to our disgust, it was none other than our old enemies, The Dursleys, and they're still out for revenge on Harry. When we saw it, we knew it meant big trouble.
Lincoln, Nico, me, and the Louds: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!
Eli: Please, tell me that wasn't who I think we just saw!
Lincoln: Afraid so, Eli.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
May: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Everyone, we've got a huge emergency, and we're not going to like who it was that's back: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: to our disgust, it was none other than our old enemies, The Dursleys, and they're still out for revenge on Harry.
EVERYONE WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!
May: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
Qin: Not those piles of crap again! I thought we had them locked up in The Tower of London!
Lincoln: Looks like those morons have broken out of prison again. That's it, we're sending Vernon and Petunia Dursley to Azkaban for the rest of their miserable lives to rot there forever, and as for that baby hippo, Dudley, we're putting him in a foster home. I can't forget how he threatened the life of Wallflower who was pregnant at that time, mind you!
Me: Same here.
Nico: And I like your idea of punishment, Lincoln. Plus, I got in contact with the foster home, and the people there are going to make sure that Dudley gets adopted only by strict families who knows just what to do to a hippo like him.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Luckily, they're still in England, and I've also got a few words for those three.
Me: Without a doubt they will be heading to Hogwarts. But you're Planning on raising Verbal Hell on them? We'll get the cameras rolling.
Nico: You bet. Alright, team, let's get ready to head for England, and we're putting those losers in their place once again.
Lincoln: This'll be the last time we ever have to deal with The Dursleys.
The previous group came.
Koragg: Can me, Larxene, Shade, Dark Spicer, Dr. Light, Vanitas, El Diablo, Merman, Iron Lung, and Ranamon go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: We're going to put the kibosh on the Dursleys.
Me: I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
Camie: Yeah!
Lola: Better call Tala here too.
Nico: Good idea.
Tala came.
Tala: I sensed the Dursley's returning so I'm ready for this.
Teen Titans Lightning: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Mammothmon next.
Me: Ooh that one is gonna be prehistoric.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and a vision orb formed in our left hands, and we saw who the figure were in the vision: the figure is none other than Caleb the Priest of The First Evil and another of Buffy's old enemies, and he's come back to get revenge on Buffy for destroying him. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like in the slightest: the figure we sensed is none other than Caleb the Priest of The First Evil and another of Buffy's old enemies, and he's come back to get revenge on Buffy for destroying him.
We gasped.
Brittney: Oh shit, I thought I'd never have to see him again. He's a fanatic ex-priest and serial killer who worships The First Evil, and he sought to reawaken it and destroy the world, and he also rejected God.
Me: So, we got a heretic running loose?!
Ellie Davies: That heretic's going to pay for what he's done and face God's punishment.
Lincoln: That's right, Ellie, he deserves to pay for his crimes.
Nico: That heretic will pay for his crimes against humanity. Alright, team, let's go, we're off to England and we're taking down The Dursleys once more.
Lincoln: But, this time, we'll make sure they never plague anyone ever again, and once we get done with them, you're next, Caleb.
Ellie Davies: Never again will you be allowed to run free and try and destroy humanity in the name of The First Evil, today, you die, Caleb.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us head out to England to take down The Dursleys once and for all and send Vernon and Petunia to Azkaban and send Dudley to a foster home, and once we get done with them, Lincoln and Ellie Davies along with me and Nico are going to destroy Caleb, the priest of The First Evil.
We were off to Hogwarts.
We arrived at Hogwarts.
Me: Here we are!
Larxene: You guys were here just this morning!
Nico: We know.
Me: I sent an emergency message to Professor Dumbledore and the staff here and told everyone to stay in their dorms until further notice.
Xenia: Cool.
Larxene: Awesome. Wait I heard Draco Malfoy returned.
Me: Yeah he sure did. We decided that he's not worth killing anymore.
Harry Potter: That's good.
Crimson: Are there any mystic swords here?
Nico: Just these here.
We found the 4 mystic swords of the 4 Founders.
Me: These will get the job done.
Dr. Light: Let's have the teachers keep watch every hour. That way, they'll see the Dursleys coming
Me: Good idea.
Snape: I shall go first then.
Me: Okay.
Bludgeon: What about Peeves?
Me: Worry about Peeves later.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Want to play some board games while we wait?
Nico: Sure!
Ron Weasley: Lets play Wizards Chess.
Me: Okay.
We got to playing and Ron was doing really well.
Me: Hmm. (Fingers tapping) Knight to E5.
My piece moved to said spot.
El Diablo: Bludgeon meant that Peeves can help patrol the area too
Me: Okay fair enough.
Nico: Good idea.
Ron Weasley: Indeed. Queen to E5.
His piece moved and came to life and smashed it.
Sakura Knudson: Wizards Chess is really cool.
Camie: Boy it sure is.
Me: Yep.
Cybertron Sideways: In fact, ALL the ghosts should patrol the area
Qin: Awesome idea.
Me: I agree.
All the ghosts went on patrol.
While we were playing, SpongeBob and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators.
SpongeBob: It sure feels like it. Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes. [rolls the dice]
Patrick: Oh, eels. Too bad, SpongeBob. You gotta ride the eel.
SpongeBob: Darn. [moves his game piece to an eel]
Patrick: My turn! [rolls the dice] Hooray! Escalators! [laughs excitedly] Up, up, up!
SpongeBob: Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators. [rolls the dice and sighs] Eels again.
Xenia: Drat.
Patrick: My turn! [rolls the dice] Escalators!
SpongeBob: Escalators, Escalators, Escalators! [throws the dice] Eels?
Patrick: [rolls the dice] Es-skee-lators! [moves to the escalators] Well, this is your last chance, SpongeBob, or if you get eels again, you lose!
SpongeBob: [gets frustrated while rolling the dice] Escalators, escalators, escalators! [the dice is thrown and lands on escalators] Ha! Escalators! [the dice later turn over to eels]
Patrick: Eels...
Eli: Okay there has to be something magical at work in those dice.
SpongeBob: DAH TARTAR SAUCE!
Iron Lung: Let's check what it is
Brittney: Wait.
Brittney saw tiny footprints on the dice and with her spirit senses found something.
Brittney: Aha!
She used her magic and revealed DICE IMPS!
Brittney: Dice Imps! I knew it!
Nico: I thought we took care of the gremlins before.
Brittney: Now we have Dice Imps. They are mischief makers that make certain people lose.
Nico: Jeez.
Power Girl: Are these the culprits?
Brittney: Yep.
Brittney banished them back to the Spirit Realm.
Qin: Good riddance.
Lincoln then had a premonition!
Lincoln: OH MAN! Guys we have a scary one! The Akuma of Harry Potter. His name is Wizardgeist. He was made because of the constant abuse of the Dursley's and their hatred towards all wizards and he vowed to avenge his parents and kill the Dursleys no matter what.
WE GASPED!
Lola: WHOA MAN!
Camie: Geez!
Varie: What does he look like?
He showed a sketch of him and he looked like a scary faceless spirit from hell.
Lola: That one is scary!
Qin: Yikes!
Brittney: Looks like a Dementor.
Harry Potter: It sure does.
Camie: The Dursley's really are heartless fiends.
Varie: Yeah.
Me: Professor McGonagall did call them the worst ever muggles ever to walk the face of the Earth.
Qin: It's true.
Camie: Man no kidding.
Poliwag: And they also killed 75 wizards. And we should know because we did bust them.
Nico: Wait i remember that. That is too true.
Ranamon: Wasn't this in 2019?
Me: Yes it was! I remember that.
Qin: That was crazy.
Poliwag: But yeah that is what we did back then.
Nico: We need to take care of the Akuma first
Camie: How did the Dementors come?
Me: Well a telltale sign of them coming is when everything around them freezes in seconds.
Nico: Look!
We saw stuff being frozen and out came WIZARDGEIST!
Me: WHOA!
Lola: Scary!
Wizardgeist: (British Accent) I heard about the Dursley's coming. Now I can make them pay.
Me: Whoa! Harry your Akuma form is amazing!
Wizardgeist: Why thank you J.D.
Ginny: (British Accent) Harry? Is that you?
Wizardgeist: Yes Ginny it's me. I became this because of those wretched monsters I call my aunt, uncle and cousin.
Lily Potter: (British Accent) My sister and brother in law really hated your guts.
James Potter: (British Accent) What they did to you son is completely unforgivable.
Me: Yeah.
Wizardgeist: I heard about how you brought everyone back with the Cosmic Cube, J.D. including my mum and dad. You have my thanks for that.
Me: I could only use the Cosmic Cube once so it was the least I could do.
Nico: It's true. But Harry we can let you release your rage on the Dursley's. They will be here any minute.
Tala: Harry, stand down or we'll make you.
Me: Tala wait! Harry listen. Just give us time to wait and then you can unleash the 9 Circles of Hell unto them.
Eli: Yeah. I sense that they are here... (Concentrates) Oh right now!
Me: Wow that was fast.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Lets get ready everyone.
Nico: Right! Battlestations.
We got to hiding and got ready.
Hagrid was outside as he heard a noise.
Hagrid: (Scottish Accent) Is someone there? If that's a student, you're supposed to be in your room. But don't worry. I won't tell Dumbledore if you run back right-
Hagrid then saw that it was only Hedwig.
Hagrid: Hedwig? It's okay, girl. I won't hurt you. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Hedwig kept making noises.
Hagrid: What's wrong with you? You want to wake everyone up?
Hagrid had no idea the Dursleys were right behind him!
Hagrid sensed them.
Hagrid: Dursley I know you're behind me now!
POW!
He punched Vernon and sent him, Petunia and Dudley flying and then they crashed through the door!
Me: Wow nice one Hagrid.
Nico: Entrance time.
We went at thim.
Vernon: (British Accent) (Groans) Blimey he is strong.
Then the spirits of Hogwarts came and they swirled around them and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and then a Phoenix Cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Okay Dursley's This is as far as you go!
Qin: YEAH!
Petunia: (British Accent) YOU FREAKS! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Me: We'll see about that!
Qin: Yeah you wretched old prunes!
Me: And another thing...
I teleported and punched Dudley in his face and kicked Vernon down!
Lola: The only freaks here are people like you!
Poliwag: YEAH! You ugly jerks are stupid.
Hedwig came.
Gilda: Hedwig! There you are!
Hedwig hooted.
I punched Vernon and threw him into Petunia.
Lily Potter: You have had this coming for over 17 years "Sister!"
She punched Petunia and bashed her face in.
Lily Potter: You are dead to me!
Merman: (to Wizardgeist) Wanna battle Tala and some of us while J.D. and the rest have their fun?
Wizardgeist: Oh, why not? It'll pass the time while waiting
Tala: Okay then.
She fired waves of magic and Ginny and Ron fired waves of magic and blasted him.
Lola: EXPECTO PETRONUM!
SHE FIRED A BLAST OF LIGHT AND IT FORMED INTO THE PHOENIX PETRONUM AND BLASTED WIZARDGEIST BACK!
I punched Vernon and Lily and James bashed him all over too.
Qin kicked Petunia in her face.
Lily kicked Petunia in her face too.
Petunia roared and went after Ginny!
She had a knife in her hands and then Molly Weasley went at her and kicked her in the face.
Molly Weasley: (British Accent) Not my daughter you bitch!
She punched her in the face and her nose was dripping blood!
Qin kicked Petunia in her face and Luna Lovegood fired magic blasts and blasted her all over
Me: Fred, George! FIREWORKS COMMENCE FIRE!
Fred and George Weasley flew in on their brooms and blasted the Dursleys with their intense awesome fireworks and blasted them all over the place!
Qin: YEAH!
Ron Weasley: Way to go brothers!
Wizardgeist was down.
Brawlrus: Give up yet?
Wizardgeist: I'm just getting started!
Daphne Greengrass: (British Accent) Good we were hoping for a challenge.
She fired magic blasts.
Eli went over to the Dursley's.
Eli: Vernon, Petunia and Dudley Dursley, in the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, (Ignites Lightsaber) You three are under arrest!
Myrtle and Eli fired waves of lightning and fire and blasted the Dursleys all over.
Me: You 3 make me sick! For 17 years you have abused and tormented Harry Potter and made him feel unwanted and also called Wizards and Witches freaks because of your own petty jealousy! But the only abnormal ones here are YOU THREE!
Vernon: HOW DARE YOU!
He went at me and he punched at me and I grabbed his fist and crushed his hand and broke every single bone in his hand.
Wizardgeist got up and set his sights on the Dursleys.
Wizardgeist: This is for years of shit!
Apeface: You're in for it now!
Me: Yep!
Wizardgeist then gave the 3 of them the BIGGEST EVER BEATDOWN OF THEIR LIVES!
MASSIVE NUMBERS OF PUNCHES AND KICKS AND MORE!
HE WAS REALLY LETTING THEM HAVE IT!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: NICE!
Wizardgeist stopped.
Me: YEAH! Also Dudley, here's this!
I snapped my fingers and then he got turned into a hippopotamus!
Vernon and Petunia screamed in fright and saw that their son was now a hippo.
Nico: NICE! You literally made him a hippo!
HARRY POTTER WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THAT!
Me: (LAUGHS) Thought you would like that Harry.
Nico: That was funny!
Me: They have a hippo for a son and now HE IS a hippo.
WE LAUGHED!
Dark Spicer: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Me: And it's going to hurt!
Dark Spicer turned into Menace Arms.
He grabbed Dudley and smashed him onto Vernon and Petunia!
KRASMASH!
Qin: Nice one!
Lola: YEAH!
Xenia: That was funny!
Nora Valkyrie then bashed the three of them on their heads with her hammer!
Lola: YEAH!
Me: Top this.
I used my quirk and formed an image of the Cats Eye Nebula and then...
NUMEROUS THUNDERCLAPS AND LIGHTNING STRIKES!
They got struck all over the place with incredible force!
Me: If you're lucky Dudley maybe you can rent yourself out to the Zoo for display! (LAUGHS)
Nico: NICE!
Tuddrussel: GET SOME!
He went and bashed and pulverized Vernon all over the place.
Tengu Man (to Wizardgeist): How about you show them your magic in this form?
Wizardgeist: Sure.
He used the Riddikulus spell and made the Dursley dress up in stupid clothes that would make even the humorless of souls laugh!
WE THEN BURSTED OUT INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!
Discord: Oh that was amusing! But this is too.
He used his chaos magic and turned them into escaped mental patients and then trees with billy clubs came and bashed them all over the place.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny Discord!
Discord: Indeed it was humorous. Years of watching silly cartoons.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was great!
Shade: Time for it to get dark!
He fired waves of darkness and blasted them all over.
Larxene charged at them and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them.
Larry 3000: Take this too!
Larxene and Larry: TIME LIGHTNING BLAST!
They fired lightning lasers and blasted them.
Qin: YEAH!
Me: (To Vernon) You are NOTHING MORE THAN A CLINKING CLANKING COLLECTION OF CACOPHONUS JUNK!
Vernon gasped in total insult!
Shade charged at them and fired waves of darkness and blasted them.
RD Lola: How about a little fire Petunia!
She formed balls of fire.
Shade and RD Lola: DARKFIRE INFERNO BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and darkness and blasted them all over!
Koragg charged at them and slashed them all over.
Isabel Knudson: Feel the spirits of the Wolf!
Koragg and Isabel: WOLF SPIRIT LIGHT BURST!
They fired waves of fire and darkness and it formed into a wolf and blasted them.
Me: YEAH!
Petunia: Why those!
Me: (In falsetto) Got a flashlight?
Petunia: Why yes. (Turns it on) Here.
Me: (Imitating Mel Blanc) TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!
I bashed her all over the place with a mallet!
Dark Spicer charged at them and fired his blaster and blasted them.
Jack Spicer: Lets get them.
Jack and Dark Spicer: SPICER FURY BLAST!
They fired laser blasts and smashed them all over.
Dr. Light charged at them and blasted them with light blasts.
Daffy Duck: Time for the light to get screwy! HOO HOHOHOHO!
Dr. Light and Daffy Duck: LIGHT OF LAUGHING FUNNIES!
They fired waves of light and blasted them all over.
Vanitas charged at them and blasted them with dark fire blasts.
Bugs Bunny: Eh lets get them doc!
Vanitas and Bugs Bunny: DARK CARROT BLAST!
They fired waves of carrots and darkness and smashed them all over.
Camie: Yeah!
Zoroark charged at them
She turned into a MAD BUTCHER AND SLASHED THEM ALL OVER!
Qin: Nice one!
Xenia: Yeah!
El Diablo charged at them and blasted them with fire.
Patrick: Lets do it!
El Diablo and Patrick: GOOFY GOOBER FIREBALL STORM!
They fired waves of ice cream fireballs and blasted the three of them all over.
Merman charged at them and smashed them.
Granny (Looney Tunes): Lets do it guys!
Merman and Granny: LOONEY BUTTKICKING BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Iron Lung charged at them and blew a blast of wind.
Terraspin: LEts make this hurt!
Iron Lung and Terraspin: WINDSTORM TURTLE BLAST!
They fired waves of wind and blew them down.
Ranamon charged at them.
Ranamon: Take this! DARK VAPOR!
She fired a cloud of darkness.
Mr. Krabs: Lets get them lass!
Ranamon and Mr. Krabs: DARK KRABS VAPOR!
They fired waves of energy and vapor and smashed them all over.
Vernon pointed a gun at Horsea. But she squirted Ink in his eyes and blinded him and he ended up shooting Dudley in his butt!
BANG!
Me: OOH THAT HAD TO HURT!
Horsea: Take that Dursley you ugly stupid prune!
Maria: You tell them Horsea!
Petunia slapped Manaphy. But as she was about to hit her she bit her hand!
CRUNCH!
Petunia screamed in pain.
Manaphy was let go.
Manaphy: BLECH! You taste like rotten perfume and bat guano!
Poromon threw ipecac at her And she threw up all over Dudley!
PROJECTILE VOMIT ATTACK!
Stewie: (LAUGHS)
I put a diving helmet on Vernon.
Me: Jackass 5!
LOUD FART!
I farted in the tube and he smelled my farts and then...
PANICKED SHOUTING! VOMITS 20 TIMES!
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Poliwag got out a beehive and shoved it on Dudley's head and then he screamed and got stung all over.
Qin: YEAH!
Poliwag: How does that Sting you!
Nico: Better him than you.
Me: Yeah!
Poliwag: Yeah!
Poromon: YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING SCARY?! Well (SHOWS THE TRAILER) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE ISN'T IT!?
THEY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!
Manaphy: YOU LOOK AT IT!
Vernon: WHAT IS THAT MOVIE!
Poliwag: YOU LOOK AT IT!
Petunia: THAT IS HORRIBLE!
Horsea: LOOK AT IT!
Dudley: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL)
Tentacool: LOOK AT IT!
Jirachi: LOOK AT IT!
Mevya: LOOK AT IT!
Hoppip: LOOK AT IT!
Emolga: LOOK AT IT!
Eevee: LOOK AT IT!
Gatomon: LOOK AT IT!
Mascots: WE WANT ALL THREE OF YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
THEY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT! HARRY WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Maria: J.D. made an illusion of that before
Me: Yes I sure did.
Qin: Wow!
Me: Yep.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: I got an idea! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: KILLING SPREE OF BLOOD AND HONEY!
I fired waves of darkness and it formed into Pooh and Piglet and they slashed and mangled up the Dursley's all over the place!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: Now a Technique version is cool!
Me: Yep.
Poromon: LOOK AT IT!
Me: YEAH!
Then Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fetale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Johnny 13, Kitty, and Titanium Titan came.
Nico: Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fetale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Johnny 13, Kitty, and Titanium Titan.
Firebrand: Did you really turn Dudley into a hippo?!
Nico: We sure did!
Me: Yep.
Man Boy: It's fitting for him!
Me: You got that right.
Femme Fetale: Don't forget Vernon is a walrus while Petunia is a horse!
Me: That I can do.
I snapped my fingers and turned Vernon into a Walrus and Petunia into a horse!
EVERYONE LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!
Lola: YEAH!
Maria: And Aunt Spiker is a Vulture and Aunt Sponge is a Hog.
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Me: YEAH!
Trapster: We heard you Jadeite here.
Nico: We sure did.
Saix (to Carol) You should take care of that Mew.
Carol: I will.
?: That was awesome!
A figure came out and it was KING POTDEUS from the Zenkaiger VS Kiramager VS Senpaiger movie!
King Potdeus (王・ポットデウス Ō Pottodeusu) is a Kikainoid who had been led to believe that he was the illegitimate son of Great King Boccowaus and a major antagonist of Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger vs. Kiramager vs. Senpaiger.
A lonely Kikainoid who coincidentally looked similar to Boccowaus himself, he was misled by Dr Iokal into believing that he was Boccowaus' illegitimate son. As a result, he had restored the Tojitendo Dynasty under the belief that he was following his false birthright with himself as the new leader of said dynasty.
However, in spite of his position as being the leader of the newly restored dynasty, he was overreliant on Dr Iokal's guidance and had proven himself to be a very incompetent fighter due to the leader in question greatly relying on Kuddakks and Kudaiters whenever he is faced with a threat. Eventually, during the final battle against the Zenkaigers, the Kiramagers and their allies, Potdeus had desperately asked his one and only friend for help but then, Dr Iokal proceeded to expose the fact that Potdeus' relation to Boccowaus was nothing but a lie that the scientist in question had cooked up so that the Kikainoid himself could unknowingly do Dr Iokal's bidding.
As a result of the person whom he had thought of as his one and only friend revealing his true colors to him, Potdeus could only run away from the fight in question and cry. After Dr Iokal as well as both Beef Rib World and Great Beef Rib World had been defeated, Potdeus was found by the heroes themselves before he proceeded to apologize to them for his actions. Thankfully, Stacy decided to give him a chance to atone for his sins and work for Kikaitopia with the aforementioned Kikainoid accepting the chance of redemption that he had been offered
Eli: King Potdeus! I remember you! You were going to restore the Tojitendo Dynasty under your rule!
King Potdeus: That's right Eli! Good memory.
Me: We never faced you before as one of the targets of the Zenkaigers.
King Potdeus: Yeah it's because I'm fairly brand new.
Me: Oh.
?: That is cool!
A figure came out and it was SUSHI WORLD!
Sushi World is created from a Kudaiter by Barashitara as an attempt to appease Great King Boccowaus who is extremely angry over the loss of the Tojiru Gears and sent to Earth with the mission of turning it into Sushitopia for Tojitendo to conquer. In order to do this, Sushi World has to trap the entire population of Earth by using his arms to trap them to random objects like one would a piece of sushi. As the Zenkaigers practice jumping to try and access Kikaitopia, Sushi World uses his extendable arms to stick random people to objects but their screams soon attract the attention of the Zenkaigers who arrive quickly. Sushi World welcomes them but prepares to stick them to objects with his sushi dough so Kaito and Juran henshin and take on Sushi World's accompanying Kudakks whilst the other Zenkaigers help the trapped citizens. Whilst Kaito continues to fight the Kudakks, and the other Zenkaigers discover how indestructible the sushi is, Juran fights Sushi World but his Juran Sword is no match for Sushi World's gauntlets though he swiftly cuts down the World monster. He fires off sushi missiles but Kaito obliterates them with his Geartlinger before grabbing hold of Sushi World and demanding that he get taken to the Tojitendo Empire. Unfortunately, Sushi World smacks him off and plans to make him into sushi so Juran intervenes only for both of them to be stuck to a bench instead. Satisfied, Sushi World humiliates them further by spraying them with wasabi sauce before departing for the time being.
The next day, Sushi World is lured to the quarry by smelling some sushi dust spread by the remaining three Zenkaigers cooking sushi. Obsessed and unable to control himself, Sushi World swiftly approaches whilst gushing about sushi but gets in close enough to Gaon for him and Vroon to grab him and for Magine to send him flying with a boot up the rear end. They transform and do battle with Sushi World and swiftly knock him down but Barashitara arrives and blasts them down and Sushi World very much appreciates the help. With Barashitara's help, Sushi World gains the upper-hand against the three Zenkaigers and sends Magine flying with his bombs whilst Barashitara makes short work of Gaon and Vroon. At this point however, Kaito and Juran fly in from high above having used the former's Geartlinger equipped with Lucky's luck powers from the Uchu Sentai Kyuranger Gear to destroy a fire hydrant. Using this method, they have transported themselves to the battlefield using a combination of weird contrivances (including an UP style sequence where they fly into the air on balloons and have a woodpecker destroy them at a convenient time) and crush Sushi World under their combined weight in a makeshift sushi stack. Trapped under their combined weight, Sushi World is helpless and complains about becoming a sushi roll himself and they do eventually release the World monster. However, even stuck together, Kaito and Juran are still able to transforms and perform their roll call at which point Sushi World (frustrated) pulls out a Plug Lancer and charges only to be overwhelmed by their teamwork. Even when he manages to knock the two over, Kaito's feet are able to fend off the Plug Lancer and a follow-up attack is blocked by the Juran Sword before Kaito blasts him away with his Geartlinger. Before Sushi World can recover, the two spin so fast that they go underground before popping up right under him and sending Sushi World flying. The World Monster soon recovers angry but the two Zenkaigers fire the Zenkai Finish Buster which finishes Sushi World off, crippling him with a devastating rip through the stomach and getting him explosively crushed by the Zenkaiger symbol.
With Sushi World gone, his evil effects vanish and his victim are completely freed from his captivity. Unfortunately, his Tojiru Gear survives his explosion which allows Barashitara to summon a Kudaitest to step on it and become Great Sushi World.
Nico: SUSHI WORLD!
Kaito: Oh boy.
Me: I remember you! You were going to turn our dimension into a world of sushi!
Yugito: Now that sounds like a purrrr-fect dimension for cats.
Cat: I love sushi guys!
Sushi World: (LAUGHS) Yeah you sure do. And yes that's right.
Me: Yep.
Sushi World: (to Gatomon) I know cats love fish. (sees Zayto and Lucky) The images of Shishi Red and Ryusoul Red look very real this time
Lucky: That's because we are real.
Zayto: We sure are.
Me: It's true.
Nico: Yep. LETS GET IT ON!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANN A LIVE FOREVER?!
We got the battles underway!
Kevin Reynolds, Leanne Nikos, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, Oven Jamen, Doomwing and Fire Lord (Theme including Leanne Nikos) - Nico's rescue in Hogwarts and us battling Jedite
Firebrand was first.
Firebrand (to Kevin): Nico's rescue was here in Hogwarts. He battled Jedite there
Kevin Reynold: Yeah they sure did and it was awesome.
Leanne Nikos: It was a most satisfying battle to see.
Blossom: Boy it sure was.
Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was fun to see.
Featherweight: I agree there.
Sprocket: Yeah everyone had fun.
Firebrand: Glad they did! Lets do it!
KEVIN REYNOLDS! PROTO MAN! BEST MATCH!
Kevin Reynolds: Now watch my Quirk!
He fired a beam of energy and it hit Comrade Red and it made him as dumb as Patrick! He was bashing himself on his head with a coconut!
Firebrand: Okay that's funny!
Kevin Reynolds: That's my quirk. I call it Stupidity.
They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Flora, Shion (Naruto), Yuki Yuna, Irina Verokkova, Coconut Cream, Sailor Glaren, Aurora Gettysburg, Fluttershy, Lilja, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Thunder and Lightning VS Man Boy, Country Boy, Klepto the Crab, Mxyzptlk, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, Dooku, Rhinoblast and Goto Imasuji (Theme including Shion (Naruto)) - Us battling Another Creature of The 5th Dimension, Harry Potter, Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota who were the gene-slammers of Gigantamax Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno and the Embodiment of Ultraman X.
Man Boy was next.
Man Boy (to Flora): Nico, Rei's team, Creature of The 5th Dimension's team, and the others did good battling Another Creature of The 5th Dimension, Harry Potter, Freeze (Skannerz Commander), Bun Lass, Mars (Saint Seiya), Old Maid (Loud House) and Despair Kaito Momota. They were the gene-slammers of Gigantamax Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno and the Embodiment of Ultraman X.
Flora: Yeah those were really cool to see. Especially the gene-slammers of the Gigantamax Legendary Birds.
Shion: Yeah no kidding. It was awesome.
Yuki Yuna: I agree there too.
Fluttershy: Yeah it was really fun.
Lilja: (Icelandic Accent) It sure was cool.
Tornado Bolt: I agree there and it was fun.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure was.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was awesome.
Man Boy: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!
FLORA OF LINPHEA! HORNET MAN! BEST MATCH!
Flora: And here is this.
She put her hand on the ground and then numerous flowers and plants grew instantly and formed into plant snakes and they fired energy blasts and blasted the group.
Flora: That was my quirk called Eingana.
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.
Alexis Rhodes Yuki, Jade Flashwing, Sasame Fuma, Karura, Mikoto Uchiha, Mebuki Haruno, Hina Hyūga, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale, Evil Flare Woman, Metal Alice, Big Burpa, Princess Archerina, Katherine (Catherine), Hydrax and Angewomon (Fusion) (Theme including Jade Flashwing) - Lincoln's rescue on Mount Volbono.
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale (to Alexis): I heard Lincoln's rescue was on Mount Volbono. How was it?
Alexis: It was really fun and there they battled the 5 relatives of Caleb's dad.
Jade Flashwing: Yeah it was intense.
Sasame Fuma: Yeah it was intense.
Rarity: But it was really amazing darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was.
Gill Grunt: I agree there.
Femme Fatale: That is cool! Lets do it!
ALEXIS RHODES OF WHITE NIGHT! FROST MAN! BEST MATCH!
Alexis Rhodes: Now watch this one.
She spread wings made of pure ice glowing with the light of the Midnight Sun and they fired waves of energy and snow and blasted them down.
Alexis: That was my quirk called White Night.
They fired waves of ice, water, jewels and energy and smashed them down.
Rocket Raccoon, Chumley, Jasmine, Gloria Andrukhovych, Super Android 18, Maria Cranberry the Cyclone Dopant, Reika the Heat Dopant, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster, Yost X 23, Yost Graviton, Ferocious Fins, Grim Reaper, Bruiser Unversed, Glasses Org and Tactimon (Theme including Chumley) - Lily, Lemon Hearts and Maria's third mission
Trapster was next.
Trapster (to Rocket): Today was Lily, Lemon Hearts and Maria's third mission. Who was fought there?
Rocket Raccoon: Believe it or not guys they fought Carmeara!
Trapster: WHOA! She's the target for those missions isn't she?
Rocket Raccoon: Yep she sure is. They separated her evil half from her and then battled her and banished her to the Warp so that we can face her later on.
Chumley: Boy they sure did and it was amazing.
Jasmine: It sure was. Now Carmeara is in the Redemption Squad.
Applejack: She sure is and that was amazing.
Apple Bloom: It was awesome to hear about.
Flashwing: Yeah you got that right.
Trapster: That is awesome! Lets do it!
ROCKET RACCOON OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY! WOOD MAN! BEST MATCH!
Rocket Raccoon: Groot is gonna love this one!
He fired a beam of energy and it hit the group and then NUMEROUS HUGE DIAMONDS AND JEWELS appeared in their hands.
Trapster: What the!? Those are all jewels and valuables that we stole years ago!
Rocket Raccoon: That's my Quirk and it's called Thief. It steals valuables that you all took over the years.
Trapster: Oh I get it! And it's fitting too. Because Raccoons are the Bandits of the Animal Kingdom.
Rocket Raccoon: Yep.
Trapster: I completely forgot we had all that stuff.
They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Randy Cunningham, Lady Ninja Yae, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor, Evil Star Man, Animated Dirt Boss, King Hippo, Negatron, 9-Tailed Kitsune, Elestomp and Wild Elephink (Theme including Lady Ninja Yae) - The mascots and us playing video games
Kangor was next.
Kangor: (to Randy) The mascots and you guys played video games. Did you specifically play, mon?
Randy: No sorry but it was the mascots, Lily, J.D. and Xion that were playing. Also Lily won and it was cool.
Lady Ninja Yae: She sure did and it was cool. She used Lincoln's Final Smash and won easily.
Lyna: Boy I'll say! She did really well. Her teachings under Nicole were really amazing.
Rainbow Dash: Seems the student has surpassed the master in a way.
Scootaloo: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome.
Whirlwind: Lily said she still has a long way to go. But she can do ot.
Kangor: Indeed mon. Lets do it!
RANDY CUNNINGHAM OF THE NINJA! STING CHAMELEON! BEST MATCH!
Randy: Now watch this one.
He fired a massive shower of Soup Pops and they hit the group and blasted them down.
Randy: That was my quirk. Soup-Sicle.
They fired waves of energy, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Carol, Cybertron Menasor, Yost Mr. Fantastic, Flik, Atta, Black Widow, Heimlich, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sinestro and Power Girl VS Saix, White Royal Guard, Psyphon, Lava Ghost, Blarrg, 3 Headed Bone Dragon, Lava Bubble, Crescent Moon Mask and Moon Monster (Regular Show) (Theme including Cybertron Menasor) - We played Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
Saix was next.
Saix (to Carol): You guys played Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. What characters were chosen?
Carol: J.D. was Zelda, Xion was Sora, Poromon was Kirby, Poliwag was Samus, Manaphy was Fox, Horsea was bowser and Lily was playing as Lincoln Loud.
Cybertron Menasor: (Irish Accent) Boy the lads picked good ones there.
Yost Mr. Fantastic: I'll say.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding. That was cool to see though.
Cozy Glow: It sure was.
Hex: I agree.
Saix: Me too. Glad they had fun. Lets do it!
CAROL THE QUEEN OF THE KAIJU! CHILL MAN! BEST MATCH!
Carol: Now watch my quirk!
She spread wings of moonlight and fired Crescent Moon Blades and they slashed the group all over.
Carol: That was my Quirk called Moonwing.
Saix: That's fitting for me. Nice one!
They fired waves of Ghosts, bones, skulls, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Ed Grant, Yost She-Hulk, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot, Weather Report, One Eye, VrilDaiBouken, Antilion Fangire, Mog, Ringbah and Gatekeeper (Yu Yu Hakusho) (Theme including Yost She Hulk) - The Dursley's are back for revenge and they are attacking Hogwarts!
Spot was next.
Spot (to Ed Grant): The Dursleys are back for revenge. And they're attacking Hogwarts!
Ed Grant: Yeah they sure are. But we knew they were coming and the Dursley's should know better than to sneak up on Hagrid.
Yost She-Hulk: Yeah that is for sure.
Kujaku: They got punched and sent crashing through the door. That is impressive strength.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree there. But that was cool.
Spyro: It sure was.
Spot: I agree there. Lets do it!
ED GRANT OF THE HULK! CHARGE MAN! BEST MATCH!
Ed Grant: Now watch this!
He took off his glasses and then he glowed and TURNED INTO A HUNKING SUPER STRONG BUFF HEARTTHROB HUNK!
Ed Grant: (Flexes Muscles) (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) What do you think of this? I call this quirk Strong Heartthrob.
THE GIRLS IN THE GROUP TOOTED LIKE STEAMWHISTLES AND THEY DID WILD TAKES TEX AVERY STYLE!
He threw a huge boulder and smashed the group.
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Ghost Rider, Lego Ghost Rider, Chester Cheetah, Captain Space Heifer, Universe 666 Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Universe 666 Kaos, Universe 666 G1 Megatron, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13, Boil Man, Universe 666 Armada Unicron, Universe 666 Cybertron Megatron, Skarf, Gigertox, Helmedor and CLU (Universe 666) (Theme including Lego Ghost Rider) - Harry Potter's Akuma is scary!
Johnny 13 was next.
Johnny 13 (to Ghost Rider): Harry Potter's Akuma is scary! But at least it wasn't caused by Voldemort
Ghost Rider: Yeah no kidding. The Dursley's did all that. He has 17 years of payback to dish out on them for what they did to him.
Lego Ghost Rider: I would use the Penance Stare on them but Lincoln said he was going to banish them to Azkaban which is fitting.
Johnny 13: Have there ever been any muggles going to Azkaban before?
Chester Cheetah: I don't think so.
Sunset Shimmer: Now that you mention it I think the Dursley's will be the first ever Muggles in history to be sent to Azkaban.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it has been a prison since 1718 and I don't think they have ever had Muggles like the Dursley's go there.
Sunburn: Yeah that is for sure. In its 308 years of operation muggles have never been housed there. So this will be a first.
Johnny 13: Wow! That is amazing! Lets do it!
GHOST RIDER OF THE FIRE OF DAMNATION! NITRO MAN! BEST MATCH!
Ghost Rider: Lets see how you like this.
He formed hellfire weapons and fired blasts of fire and blasted them down.
Ghost Rider: My quirk is Hellfire!
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.
Lewa, Galapagus, Joan Gutierrez, Rachelle Orinoco, Three Mage Sisters, Janeen Aran, Adeleine, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty, Esdeath, Sand Banbara (1973), Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno, Meteor, Ravess, Bakeneko and Cat R. Waul (Theme including Galapagus) - The Dursley's are going to pay for their crimes in Azkaban!
Kitty was next.
Kitty (to Lewa): The Dursleys are going to pay for their crimes in Azkaban! Well, Petunia and Vernon will, anyway
Lewa: Yeah that is for sure! Not sure where Dudley is going to go but it will be someplace not fun.
Galapagus: I agree there.
Joan Gutierrez: YEAH! What a couple of jerks.
Princess Celestia: Yeah if we could we would have them banished to the moon.
King Solar: I agree there too.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah but Azkaban is perfect for those dirt clods.
Amber Morning: If they get out they will never get back home alive.
Spotlight: Yeah the Dementors will kill them LONG BEFORE they reach the land or the water.
Kitty: That is for sure. Lets do it!
LEWA OF THE WIND! GYRO MAN! BEST MATCH!
Lewa: Now watch this!
He formed a miniature hurricane disk and threw it and it hit the group and blew them around in a cyclone and smashed them all over.
Lewa: My Quirk is called Hurricane.
They fired waves of light and wind and smashed them down.
Nuju, Udonna, Sam Manson, Sydney Kirlian, Shana the Flame Haze, Evangelyne, Edyn, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan, Megalon, Universe 666 Captain Gut and his Crew, Doctor Diablos, Haze Shenron the 2-Star Dragon, Count Grogan, Evil Titanium Ranger and Jaws (Udonna) - The Abuse of the Dursley's has gone on for far too long!
Titanium Titan was next.
Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) (Spanish Accent) The Abuse of the Dursleys has gone on for far too long! Now, they've resorted to attacking an innocent magic school!
Nuju: Yeah but they didn't expect us to be here and we were ready for them.
Udonna: That is for sure.
Sam Manson: Yeah what a bunch of stupid morons!
Princess Luna: Yeah that is for sure.
Titanium Titan: But those pranks you guys did on them were REALLY FUNNY!
Moondust: Yeah they sure were! We never saw Harry Potter laugh so hard before when Dudley got turned into a Hippo.
Snowdrop: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was so funny.
Gari: It sure was.
Blackout: (LAUGHS) But then again Vernon was always known as a walrus and Petunia was a horse.
Titanium Titan: (LAUGHS) Yeah those guys had it coming! Lets do it!
NUJU OF ICE! FREEZE MAN! BEST MATCH!
Nuju: Now watch this.
He put his hand on the ground and then massive ice crystals formed and went at them and smashed them all over.
Nuju: My quirk is called Ice Age!
They fired waves of darkness and ice and smashed them down.
Zenkaigers, Megaforce Rangers, Zero One Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS King Potdeus and Sushi World.
King Potdeus and Sushi World wre next.
King Potdeus: Boy this will be fun.
Sushi World: I hope you guys give those fatheads the Dursley's what for.
Nico: Oh you bet we will.
May: YEAH!
Sushi World: That is for sure.
King Potdeus: Lets do it!
Nico teleported And opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of The Dursleys, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those monsters!
Nico teleported back with them.
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
Zocks danced and the mascots and Will danced with him.
Poromon: LOVE THIS SONG!
Will: YEAH!
They transformed.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
Zero-One Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Seven assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted of behind them and they were ready.
Nico: YEAH! Lets get them!
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CANNON!
They charged it up and then they fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit them both and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
They were dead and Nico picked up Sushi World's gear.
Nico: King Potdeus and Sushi World you both have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.
We regrouped.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) That's it, I've had it up to hear with you cretins, and I've been wanting to say this for years!
Nico: Uh oh.
Qin: EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S GONNA START TEARING AT THE MORONS WITH HIS VENOM-FILLED MOUTH!
EVERYONE RAN FOR COVER, AND THEN, THE HUMILIATION BEGINS!
Harry Potter: (British Accent) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, NOT ONLY HAVE YOU THREE BROKEN OUT OF PRISON AGAIN, BUT YOU THREE CONTINUED TO CAUSE NOTHING BUT GODFORSAKEN HAVOC AND TRY TO GET REVENGE ON ME AGAIN! I SHOULD TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB AND FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!
WHOA! CRUEL! THAT ALSO MADE THE DURSLEYS SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!
Harry Potter: (British Accent) (To Vernon Dursley) YOU MERCILESSLY INFLICTED PHYSICAL HARM ON ME AND THREW ME IN THAT MISERABLE CLOSET AND TRIED MANY ATTEMPTS TO KILL ME! (To Petunia Dursley) YOU ALWAYS INFLICTED PSYCHOLOGICAL HARM ALONG WITH PHYSICAL HARM BECAUSE I GOT IN THE WAY OF YOUR "PRECIOUS" SON AND YOU ABSOLUTELY HATED MY MOTHER FOR SO MANY YEARS AND WISHED SHE WAS DEAD! (To Dudley Dursley) AND YOU! YOU'VE ALWAYS FOUND MANY WAYS TO MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING MISERY! YOU'RE JUST AS HORRIBLE AS YOUR VILE PARENTS!
WE GASPED IN HORROR, AND MANY OF US DID TONS OF WILD TAKES!
Me: OH MY GOD!
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Nicole: NOW, THAT WAS JUST CRUEL!
Lily Potter: (British Accent) My goodness.
James Potter: (British Accent) I knew one day Harry was going to snap and tell those monsters off.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) For so many years, all of you have made my life a living nightmare and all because you hated my parents and only favored that fat pig you call a son, my "love" for any of you died long ago, and all I harbor for all of you is hatred.
Me: DAMN!
Nico: Wow!
Lori: Jeez!
Lincoln: No way are we stopping Harry, this needed to be said.
Me: And he's about to do the grand finale.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) YOU CONTINUE TO SPEW YOUR TOXIC HATRED TOWARDS ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL MISERABLE AND ENJOY CAUSING MISERY TO ALL IN YOUR PATH! YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE ETERNALLY DAMNED FOREVER AND FORCED TO SUFFER THE SAME MISERY THAT ALL OF YOU PUT ME THROUGH FOR YEARS!
HARRY POTTER FIRED BLASTS OF MAGIC AND ELEMENTAL FORCES AT THE DURSLEYS AND THEY ALL EXPLODED AND THEY WERE LITERALLY COVERED IN SOOT AND ASHES!
Dursley Scumbags: Ouch.
They shook off the soot, but now, they were pissed!
Petunia Dursley: YOU LITTLE VERMIN! DIE!
THE DURSLEYS CHARGED AT HARRY POTTER WITH MURDEROUS INTENT, BUT CALEB MAXWELL FIRED BLASTS OF DARKNESS AND DARK ENERGY ALONG WITH DARK FIRE AT THEM AND THEY WERE SEVERELY BURNED AND CHARRED! THEY SHOOK OFF THE SOOT, BUT THEY WERE PISSED EVEN MORE!
Caleb Maxwell: Honestly, you all deserve to die horribly because of all the crap you've done unto Harry, but we're sticking with what Lincoln has for all of you. But, let me tell you all this, you're all horrible and I hope you all go straight to Hell.
Riggan blasted and smashed the Dursleys all over.
Troy: Your days of getting off scot free for your actions are over!
Tsukasa: Time you got your just desserts!
KAMEN RIDE! FOREVER PURPLE!
Tsukasa turned into the Purple Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the purple rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER PURPLE!
They turned into the Purple Rangers.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PITCHER PLANT FORCE!
She summoned Pitcher Plant Monster, Hysteria (Danger Mouse), Fearful 5, Gadget Cop, Dottie (Batman Beyond), Roger the Potted Ghost, Donquixote Doflamingo, and Billy the Kid (The Simpsons)!
Qin: Lets mangle them
we went at the Dursleys and blasted and smashed and pulverized and bashed them all over the place.
Dead End, Kup, Xion and Lucilla used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dead End and Kup's weapons and Xion and Lucilla's powers 100-fold.
Dead End and Xion: ELEMENTAL LASER BARRAGE!
Kup and Lucilla Emerson: DARKNESS LASER STORM!
Volcana of the Firestorm and Larxene: VOLCANIC LIGHTNING STORM BLAST!
Black Widow of the Spiders and Shade: WIDOW SHADOW BLAST!
Sarah of the Earth and Koragg.: EARTH WOLF BLAST!
Eddy of the Jawbreakers and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING JAWBREAKERS BLAST!
Kairi of the Light and Dr. Light: LIGHT KEY BLAST!
Spiderman of the Spiders and Vanitas: SPIDERFLAME DARK STORM!
Leo of Lost Galaxy and El Diablo: LOST GALAXY FLAME STORM!
Yumi of the Melting Blood and Merman: BLOOD ACID BLAST!
Liam of the Thundersnow and Iron Lung: THUNDERSTORM BLIZZARD BLAST!
Stacy of the Lightning Shark and Ranamon: LIGHTNING SHARK VAPOR BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Twilight Sparkle, Tala, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Moaning Myrtle, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger and me: HOGWARTS SUPER BLAST STORM!
We fired waves of energy and magic.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We've had it up to hear with you all for the last time. This time, you better not come back! MAGIC ELEMENT STYLE: MYSTIC SWORD!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired massive waves of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Earth, Light, Darkness, Sun, and Moon magic that transformed into swords which slashed The Dursleys!
Jessica Kaios: MAGIC FIRE STYLE: BURNING HAWKS!
Jessica Kaios fired waves of fire magic that turned into fire hawks that hit The Dursleys and they got burned!
Nanami Simpson: MAGIC WATER STYLE: AQUA HIPPOS!
Nanami Simpson fired waves of water magic that turned into water hippos!
Dursleys: HIPPOS!
THE DURSLEYS WERE TRAMPLED BADLY!
Toph: MAGIC EARTH STYLE: STONE RHINOS!
Toph fired waves of earth magic that transformed into stone rhinos and they trampled The Dursleys!
Makoto Nanaya: MAGIC WIND STYLE: WIND TIGERS!
Makoto Nanaya fired waves of wind magic that transformed into wind tigers and they mauled The Dursleys!
Shizuka Marikawa: MAGIC LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER BEARS!
Shizuka Marikawa fired waves of lightning magic that transformed into lightning bears and they mauled The Dursleys!
Lincoln and his harem: MAGIC FINAL SMASH: MAGIC BLAST!
Lincoln and his harem fired a massive Ki blast at The Dursleys which exploded with incredible power, but they didn't die from the blast, they wound up getting really big boo-boos!
Tala: Killing you 3 would be taking the easy way out. You don't deserve this. But I WILL do this!
She fired waves of magic and blasted them all over.
Me: Nice one!
Then, Lincoln tied up Vernon and Petunia and he brutally kicked them into a portal that led to Azkaban Prison where they were thrown into separate cells, and Lincoln tied Dudley Dursley and put him into a car that sent him to a foster home!
Nico: We never ever want to see you piles of trash ever again!
?: (Six girls voices) Aw man, we missed the fight!
Suddenly, we saw six girls appear before us with hair, eyes, and angel wings matching the colors of ice, earth, fire, and water, while four of the girls have the symbols of The Four Elemental Nations on their foreheads and skirts, and they have Keyblades in hand.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Diana Dharmok, Keyblade Knight of Dharmok, Ida Idourhin, Keyblade Knight of Idourhin, Aoi Mizu, Keyblade Knight of The Water Tribe, Terra Tsuchi, Keyblade Knight of The Earth Kingdom, Houou Ka, Keyblade Knight of The Fire Nation, Kaze Wynn, Keyblade Knight of The Air Nomads, and Rhonda Rura Penthe, Keyblade Knight of Rura Penthe! Sorry you all missed the fight against The Dursleys, but you're just in time though. We took down The Dursleys, now there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Caleb, The Priest of the First Evil.
?: I will have my revenge on you, Slayer, and I will bring back The First Evil!
Suddenly, the fifteen large planets orbing around my legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the fifteen large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the fifteen large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our large gold halos with four orbiting large gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from powerful energy blasts that came out of nowhere and the barrier really stood strong against them and the energy blasts were absorbed into us and we grew even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent of blood) I knew there was no mistaking the scent of blood, you better get out here, Caleb, or we're forcing you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Caleb, The Priest of The First Evil.
Brittney: Should've known you'd show up once again, Caleb.
Ellie Davies: But, this is where it all ends for you.
Suddenly, Ellie Davies' brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a brown and orange energy aura with stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive earth greatsword, and as she approached Caleb, she left brown and orange energy, stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Ellie Davies: You really make me sick to no end, Caleb, you're just a monstrous serial killer and vile misogynist and you're also a heretic who turned away from God and worshipped The First Evil. You're just as despicable as the vampires who destroyed Barrow, and now, I will see to it that you die here and now.
Suddenly, Ellie Davies was surrounded by a massive vortex of brown and orange energy with stars and earth surrounding the vortex, there are moles, phoenixes, angels, and Neo-Spacian Grand Mole flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Caleb: the blood red eyes of eternal death and eternal judgement.
Selena Arcangela: Oh boy, now things are definitely going to get ugly.
Lincoln: And Ellie's right, what this bastard has done proved he's just as worse as the vampires who destroyed Barrow. Now, he's going to be destroyed forever.
Then, as the vortex faded, Ellie Davies emerged, but she was changed forever.
Ellie Davies grew from 7'0" to 8'4" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has fifteen large brown and orange planets orbiting around her legs and fifteen smaller brown and orange planets orbiting around her waist, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and orange hairband with orange phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back and the two front strands and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and a brown and orange energy aura with stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Neo-Spacian Grand Mole emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on mole earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in their paws, she also has Neo-Spacian Grand Mole with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange mole-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and orange gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Ellie Davies has on a brown sleeveless vest, brown sleeveless crop top, brown skirt, orange stockings, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Neo-Spacian Grand Mole and on top is the symbol of the Barrow Anti-Vampire Defense Coalition surrounded by earth and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding an orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Ellie Davies felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with brown tips on the large orange feathers grew much larger for her new body with a wingspan of 20'0" and medium sized orange angel wings with brown tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange angel wings with a wingspan of 15'0" and small sized orange angel wings with brown tips grew and sprouted out underneath her medium sized orange angel wings with a wingspan of 10'0" and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Ellie Davies has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and rainbow Thunderbird wedding ring on her left pinkie and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on white fingerless gloves with gold armor over the joints and gold dragon claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Ellie Davies' massive earth greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brown and orange energy, stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ellie Davies' True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Seismic Earth Fury Master Neo-Spacian Grand Mole Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal Harmony Seismic Earth Fury Master Neo-Spacian Grand Mole Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Neo-Spacian Grand Mole and etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold mole heads with white gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold mole heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold mole heads is a large gold mole head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Ellie Davies has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her arms and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Neo-Spacian Grand Mole's head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with rocks in between the kanji below Neo-Spacian Grand Moss that said, "Ellie Davies, Gene-Slammer of Neo-Spacian Grand Mole, Loving Niece of Carter Davies, Member of The Barrow Anti-Vampire Defense Coalition, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Earth, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and All of Lincoln's Enemies, Despiser of Marlow Roderick and The Vampires of Barrow, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Stars, Earth, Moles, Phoenixes, Angels, and Neo-Spacian Grand Mole"
エリー・デイヴィス、ネオ・スペーシアン・グランド・モールのジーン・スラマー、カーター・デイヴィスの愛する姪、バロー対ヴァンパイア防衛連合のメンバー、強力な善の力、悪者のスラッシャー、マスター・オブ・アース、真の不滅にして全能の強力な戦士宇宙の愛する守護天使であり、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・ルアン、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、そしてリンカーンの敵全員、マーロウ・ロデリックの軽蔑者とバローの吸血鬼、驚くべきメンバーチーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストーム、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして星、地球、モグラ、フェニックス、天使、新宇宙のグランドモールのマスター
Ellie Davies has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NEO-SPACIAN GRAND MOLE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL SEISMIC EARTH FURY MASTER NEO-SPACIAN GRAND MOLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL SEISMIC EARTH FURY MASTER NEO-SPACIAN GRAND MOLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL SEISMIC EARTH FURY MASTER NEO-SPACIAN GRAND MOLE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Ellie Davies' Super Angel-Neo-Spacian Grand Mole-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Caleb saw it, he went ballistic and charged at her to kill her, but Ellie Davies fired a massive barrage of brown and orange energy, stars, earth, moles, phoenixes, and angels which hit Caleb and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but he was really really angry now.
Me: No way, did Ellie just transform?!
Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Caleb apart and make him pay for everything.
Ellie Davies: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Seismic Earth Fury Master Neo-Spacian Grand Mole Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Eternal Seismic Earth Fury Master Neo-Spacian Grand Mole Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, boys, let's get this monster and tear him apart.
Me and Nico: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Alicorn-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Elemental Almighty Hinon True Immortal God Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Emily Riis.
I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal Cosmos True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope.
And Nico unholstered his massive Nico Chan's True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of True Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Saiyan Pride Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Saiyan Angel-Great Ape-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Elemental True Rainbow Redemption Mythological Saiyan Pride Phoenix God Angel Hope and we joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You should've never returned, Caleb, but don't worry, we'll put you back in the grave and see to it you never rise again.
Nico: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Saiyan Great Ape Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After everything we'd heard about you from Brittney and Buffy, I am completely disgusted at your actions!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to pay for your crimes, you fucking bastard!
Ellie Davies, Lincoln, Nico, and I went after Caleb, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, brown and orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Caleb and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated dragon claws and his two massive angelic and demonic greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire and elemental blasts at her as well and Nico and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated dragon claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Ellie Davies also did the same by firing white and black energy slashes from her massive greatsword and gold-plated dragon claws, and he, Ellie Davies, Nico, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was making Caleb even angrier than ever.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Godly Universal Mythological Harmony United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Alicorn Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln said the Lord's Prayer and the 8'0" massive, wide, double-edged broad gold blade of his massive greatsword was glowing with rainbow light, and as he swung his massive greatsword, he fired a massive beam of rainbow light that hit Caleb with full force, and he exploded into nothing and he was sent to The Black Abyss forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Ellie Davies, Lincoln, Nico, and I did as we holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down and Ellie Davies' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, fifteen large brown and orange planets orbiting around her legs, fifteen smaller brown and orange planets orbiting around her waist, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings and small sized brown angel wings underneath her massive brown angel wings are permanent.
Ellie Davies: Don't you ever come back, you fucking sicko. Thanks for helping me take down Caleb, Lincoln, you too, J.D. and Nico.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ellie.
Me and Nico: Our pleasure, Ellie.
Suddenly, Ellie Davies wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive hairy pecs and her stomach pressed against his ten-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Emily Riis' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Alicorn, Demon, and Neo-Spacian Grand Mole flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ellie Davies sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Luna: Oh man, that was one wild performance that we just saw!
Luan: No fooling, you four smashed that heretic down and Lincoln fired that beam of rainbow light.
Me: And sent him to The Black Abyss forever. So, Lincoln, you going to introduce us to the six girls who showed up?
But, before he could, the girls had their hands on Lincoln's hairy pecs, and they began deeply kissing Lincoln on the lips and kissing him on the face, along on his massive hairy pecs, arms, and ten-pack abs. When they were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks, his face had an atomic red blush, an In Heaven look in his eyes, and steam whistled out of his normal ears and large wolf ears, and we laughed.
Selene Arcangela: I think you should leave this to us. The first girl is Diana Dharmok, Keyblade Knight of Dharmok, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of the stars and omnipotent power. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet Dharmok which is in the same system as Glaren and she's a powerful master of a force called The Aura Star which is a powerful omnipotent force that can create worlds. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of the stars, and she made a prison planet for all of Lincoln's enemies and she hates them all with a vengeance, and she intends to give Lincoln the power of The Aura Star by letting him feed on her blood.
Shanan: (GASPS) The legendary Aura Star?! I remembered hearing stories about it, The Aura Star is a powerful omnipotent force that can create worlds.
Me: Incredible! And the energy I sensed from her is also just as powerful as ours.
Nico: Whoa! That's really awesome! We've heard about that before, but we all thought it was a myth, but Lincoln, I never knew you had a Keyblade Knight who has the power of The Aura Star.
Lincoln: No one asked, and I was amazed at the planets Diana can create.
Eli: That's really amazing.
Valentine Emperyous: The second girl is Ida Idourhin, Keyblade Knight of Idourhin, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and deadly master of earth. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet Idourhin which is in the same system as Glaren and she's a powerful and deadly master of earth. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of earth, and she made a prison planet for all of Lincoln's enemies and she hates them all with a vengeance, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies with a vengeance.
Me: Whoa!
Laniya Emperyous: The third girl is Aoi Mizu, Keyblade Knight of The Water Tribe, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of water. She is the Keyblade Knight of The Water Tribe and she's one of the most powerful waterbenders ever and one that has waterbending that is stronger than a million Fire Lord Ozai's put together, and she can single-handedly annihilate an entire Fire Nation Army with absolute ease. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of water and waterbending, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies and Ozai with a vengeance.
Vorya Emperyous: The fourth girl is Terra Tsuchi, Keyblade Knight of The Earth Kingdom, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of earth. She is the Keyblade Knight of The Earth Kingdom and she's a powerful Earthbender that has Earthbending powers as strong as 500 quadrillion Earthbenders combined and she can single-handedly annihilate an entire Army of Fire Nation Soldiers with absolute ease. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of earth and earthbending, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies and Ozai with a vengeance.
Melanie Emperyous: The fifth girl is Houou Ka, Keyblade Knight of The Fire Nation, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of fire. She is the Keyblade Knight of The Fire Nation and she's a powerful Firebender that's as strong as 500 billion Ozai's enhanced by Sozin's Comet and she is powerful enough to single-handedly annihilate the entire Fire Nation with absolute ease. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of fire and firebending, plus, she's the leader of The Anti-Ozai Rebellion, a rebel group whose sole purpose is to destroy Ozai and Azula and help Zuko bring The Fire Nation on the right path of good, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies and Ozai with a vengeance.
Rachel Emperyous: The sixth girl is Kaze Wynn, Keyblade Knight of The Air Nomads, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of wind and tornadoes. She is the Keyblade Knight of The Air Nomads and she has Airbending powers that is as strong as 600 million Airbenders combined into one and she can blow an entire Fire Nation Army away with incredible power and single-handedly annihilate them. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of wind and tornadoes and Airbending, and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies with a vengeance. But, she harbors a special kind of hatred towards Sozin, Azulon, and Ozai, because when the news of The Genocide of The Air Nomads was heard, she VOWED TERRIBLE ETERNAL VENGEANCE ON SOZEN, AZULON AND OZAI and she vowed to avenge her people and kill those three monsters and banish them all to The Black Abyss!
Selene Emperyous: And the seventh girl is Rhonda Rura Penthe, Keyblade Knight of Rura Penthe, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and she's a powerful force of epic power to be reckoned with. She's a powerful and deadly warrior of good and master of ice and extreme cold and subzero freezing temperatures. She is the Keyblade Knight of the prison planet, Rura Penthe, from Star Trek VI and it's known throughout the galaxy as the Alien's Graveyard, and she knows many of the prisoners that were sent there. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the powers of ice and cold and subzero freezing temperatures and she hates all of Lincoln's enemies with an arctic cold vengeance and she vowed that if they ever cause trouble that she would banish them to Rura Penthe and have them freeze to death!
Nico: No way, and there were also Keyblade Knights of The Water Tribe, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads?! That's incredible!
Me: Along with a Keyblade Knight of Rura Penthe, the prison planet The Enterprise has encountered?! Wicked!
Lincoln: I was amazed myself, and it's so good to see you all again.
Diana Dharmok: You too, Lincoln, and whoa, you've really really grown into quite a large, sexy, and extremely manly rugged hunk of a man.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around the girls and he leaned his head down to their right trapezius and he slowly bit them on the right trapezius and he fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them along with gaining the power of The Aura Star, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. Then, Lincoln slowly unlatched his fangs from their right trapezius as the marks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Then, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Diana Dharmok, Ida Idourhin, Aoi Mizu, Terra Tsuchi, Houou Ka, Kaze Wynn, and Rhonda Rura Penthe with colored gems on the gold lightning bolt links with colored crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck and an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Valencia Valenciana with purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links with purple crystal links and jade beads from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and Jade Necklace of Shangdi and a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.
Diana Dharmok, Ida Idourhin, Aoi Mizu, Terra Tsuchi, Houou Ka, Kaze Wynn, and Rhonda Rura Penthe saw them and they knew they became part of his harem and are among his many future wives, and they kissed on the lips which he returned as we cheered.
Me: That was really awesome. So, Lincoln, who's the next girl we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS)
Suddenly, we saw a horse made of Prussian Blue fire pass through the sky.
Panda Faye Ling: Was that...?
Lincoln: It is, Panda, I think I know who we're meeting on my rescue tomorrow: Carla Pulushilanhuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Horse Prince.
Selene Arcangela: I knew it was her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Carla Pulushilanhuo is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of Prussian blue fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Horse Prince, along with having angel wings along with having intense Prussian blue fire powers. She's known as The Horse Master of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's known as the horse trainer and tamer and she owns a horse ranch in Gotham Royal York, and she and Lincoln have ridden the horses many times. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of Prussian blue fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Carla hates Lisa, because of what she's done to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she beat her up so bad, she wound up in the hospital with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, broken bloody nose, and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.
Nico: Yikes!
Me: I remembered her all too well, she's one powerful and skilled warrior, and Lincoln literally kept up with her in his training with her and she was so proud of how strong he's gotten.
Lincoln: She's going to be even more proud of how much stronger I've gotten the last time when we meet her again, and I'm not going to show the photos of Lisa after Carla got done with them, it's way too graphic and way too ugly.
Qin: Good idea, we'd wind up barfing once again.
Lincoln: And tomorrow is the day we meet with Ace and the Geats team.
Himiko: You said it.
Yona: Ace, everyone, hang in there, we're coming.
Carlota Santiago: And of course, we'll be facing another of Anti-Monitor's lackeys, so we got to be ready for who's next.
Kangor: This time, the Dursleys reign is at an end mon.
Spot: You said it.
Me: Good riddance.
Johnny 13: They'll be back to normal in 24 hours.
Me: Yep.
Kitty: (to Dumbledore) Tell everyone else it's safe to come out.
Me: Yeah.
Titanium Titan: So we can have a victory feast!
Dumbledore: I shall tell everyone.
Me: Great.
Dumbledore: Thank you all so much for saving us.
Me: You're welcome Professor Dumbledore.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
Harry Potter: (To the viewers) Now the Dursleys are going to live in misery for their crimes.
Me: That is for sure.
We had a great feast and enjoyed the rest of the day
As we were watching TV we heard the Doorbell ring.
Me: Come in.
In came an owl and it dropped a paper in my lap.
Fluttershy: Oh you're a pretty one.
Me: Lets see.
I unrolled the paper and it was a newspaper.
Me: It's a Wizard Newspaper. Lets see. (Reading) "Trial of the Dursleys results in Consecutive Life Terms in Azkaban."
Nico: Wow.
Me: (Reading more) "Team Loud Phoenix Storm apprehended England and the Wizarding World's most hated Muggle family in existence, the Dursley's. Vernon, Petunia and Dudley were tried and convicted in Wizarding Court Wizengamot and the British Justice Tribunal. The Dursleys were then sentenced to 75 life terms in Azkaban Prison plus an additional 40,234 for additional crimes against both worlds and ordered to have Whole Life Orders on them making them never allowed to be released as they are now an absolute menace to both the Wizarding World and Society of England. And they were ordered to pay Lord Harry Potter of the House of the Potter Family £489,000,000,000 in restitution. Dudley Dursley was sent to live in a Foster Home and ordered to take remedial classes in a boarding school for spoiled children."
Nico: Good riddance.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: How much is that he got?
Me: That's the equivalent of $620,792,835,000 in US Dollars.
Nico: WHOA!
Harry Potter: Wow! The Dursleys are never going to hurt me again.
Lola: Thank goodness.
Me: And they will never get out of Azkaban alive. The Dementors will kill them long before they get out.
Nico: Yep.
We then went to sleep
Meanwhile in Japan, The Geats Team was getting ready for our arrival.
Ace: It'll be awesome to have the team help us tomorrow.
Neon: I agree there.
Ace: I can't wait for that. Lets do it!
Gears Team: HENSHIN!
They transformed...
TO BE CONTINUED!
Chapter 8 done.
WOW! I always hated the Dursleys.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Underbite, Nanette, Antar (Skannerz), Despair Tenko Chabashira, Despair Ryoma Hoshi, Marya Meshkov A.K.A. Morning Star and Doomwing as well as Sailor Venus, Vina Venus, Fayra Halinora, Venia Halinora, Varya Halinorova and Hiyori Kazane and we're going to Walkerville Elementary and we're going to learn all about how the mechanics of the Fuel System works. And we're going to fix the bus too. Also we're going to battle an evil version of Zoicite and Sailor Venus and Vina Venus - Keyblade Knight of Venus Are going to transform Against her. Also we're going to battle Another Underbite, Nanette, Antar (Skannerz), Despair Tenko Chabashira, Despair Ryoma Hoshi, Marya Meshkov A.K.A. Morning Star and Doomwing who are the gene-slammers of Rosemon, Lotusmon and Rafflesimon and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Mammothmon.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the next match-up scene is for Yona, Himiko and Carlota Santiago against the next of Anti-Monitor's lackeys
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Emerald Coast, and we're going to take down the Deceptihogs and send them to The M.O.E., and we're going to meet the next of the Gene-Slammers and Avatars of The Brotherhood of The Fire Fist Duel Monsters, her name is Carla Pulushilanhuo, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Horse Prince, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from China and she's a very powerful martial artist and master of Prussian blue fire. She trained in the martial arts when she was a child, and she became a very powerful and deadly martial artist, and her parents found out that she was born with the powers of Brotherhood of The Fire Fist - Horse Prince, along with having angel wings along with having intense Prussian blue fire powers. She's known as The Horse Master of The Sisterhood of The Fists of Fire, because she's known as the horse trainer and tamer and she owns a horse ranch in Gotham Royal York, and she and Lincoln have ridden the horses many times. She moved to Royal Woods years ago, and it's where she met Lincoln, and she heard from the other Guardian Angels of what they've been doing in training and helping Lincoln to defend himself from the out-of-control wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Killjoy Huggins, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and she decided to help out and she taught Lincoln everything she knew in the martial arts and mastering the powers of Prussian blue fire and she also helped him get stronger physically as well through more workouts with heavier dumbbells and barbells at the gym his Guardian Angels built. Lincoln made her a powerful fire sword and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and due to that, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with the rest of his harem, and Carla hates Lisa, because of what she's done to Lincoln in the past, and in one incident, she beat her up so bad, she wound up in the hospital with two black eyes, broken arms and legs, broken bloody nose, and an irreversible super double mega wedgie.
Next is Kamen Rider Geats and we're going to battle Stain and Suel and make those monsters pay!
See you all next time.
