Atenttion, Fanfic of 2018 year, the first fanfic of my Oc with the Loud family, translated to english in this 2021 year.
To understand how this shit started, you should first read the translated and adapted English One-shot.
"Lincoln and Rob's bet"
Rob, a original character who can create portals and can go from universe to universe of cartoons and anime (created in 2017 for a fanfic parody of Star vs the forces of evil and to parody simps)
(...but then I put him in the world of the Loud house to piss off the Loud family LOL )
an interdimensional entity that has the power to manipulate the laws of physics as if it were a classic cartoon.
This fanfic shares universe with my other stories from The Loud house in Spanish, Ronnie Anne's cousin (2019), a demigod in royal woods (2019) the unexpected team (2020) the other Ronnie (2020)
"Regretting a past misfortune, and that it does not exist, is the surest way to create another misfortune"
William Shakespeare
"Brace yourselves for pure fucking madness Louds"
Rob 2018
Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like a ping pong balls
Just to reach the bathroom on time
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles
Guy's gotto do what he can to survive!
In the loud house, in the loud house!
Duck, dodge, push and shove
That's how we our love in the loud house
In the loud house, in the loud house!
1 boy 10 girls
Wouldn't trade it for the world!
Loud! house! loud! loud house!
One Boy, Ten Girls, and Rob.
Chapter 1
The f*cking revenge.
The days in the Loud house had changed in an almost so radical and adherent way, After that strange night in which Lincoln Loud accompanied by Lucy, they had invoked an extremely disinterested and stupid being from another reality, that night, The Loud family discovered Through Lisa, the genius of the family, that there are millions of alternate realities, dimensions for them to understand better, even if it seems like something crazy out of science fiction movies, or the Ace savvy comics that Lincoln usually reads. They were a very true and solid reality, the proof, it was a boy of Leni's age who was now a guest, the first No Loud inhabitant of the house. (pets don't count.)
An crappy boy, addicted to rule 34, hentai was the reason for him and to live on it, the loudcest and the cloud? Needless to say, alcoholic beverages considered sacred to him, doritos, his greatest desire, his shield is a heart, oh no, wait, I'm talking about Rob.
-It was about time you introduced me, you bastard writer, anyway, how about a preview of what the firts chapter will be?-
Eltiorob95 = Okay "king of assholes", as you say. Here's the preview.
(Gunshot sounds.)
Now Lincoln and Clyde were in a very fucked up situation, so screwed up that even from a movie, but not "Die hard" style or something, but "Scary movie" style or "the naked gun", they had little chance of saving them but there his sisters, his parents, his family were within a second of dying, they were suspended over a tank of acid. One more shot and they would fall, and all that will happen.
"I'm sorry," the white-haired boy said.
"I didn't want any of this to happen, I wanted to get revenge but not in this way."
He said it with all sincerity and sorrow.
"Lincoln, this is the dumbest thing you could have done!" Lana yelled annoyed, and with good reason.
"How the hell can you sign a contract without reading it!" That's literally very foolish of you little brother! - the older blonde, Lori, shouted, just as annoying she was.
"When we get out of this, I won't invite you to my tea party for two weeks!" Lola yelled angry.
-I don't hold any grudge against you Lincoln, after all, I always wanted to have a horrible ending like this, sigh "said the dark Lucy Loud with a smile.
causing her family to look at her strangely.
Right now Lincoln's head was spinning.
"How did all this happen? Oh right, I already remembered ..."
Soon his thoughts were interrupted, as other shots were heard trying to reach the half-broken chain that held the Loud family over the acid, causing them to scream.
-We are lost! Aaaahhhh! - Lynn jr yelled.
(End of preview.)
The Loud house, a few hours before...
Lincoln was beginning to wake up in his bed, another regular routine morning had arrived, his quiet way of starting the day would not be long in fading soon.
"Good morning, incestuous white-haired kid :)" he greeted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" The white-haired 11 years old yelled and fell off his bed.
"Rob you scared me!" What are you doing in my bed I almost thought you were ..."
"And who the hell did you think "Casper"?"
(references to other famous fanfics of the series in 3,2,1)
Your lost twin? ... (the unKnown)
Flug and Demencia wanting to kidnap you? ... (Lincoln, new villain of the Black hat corporation)
The fucking purple man? (Animatronic Loud)
Do I have the face of Vilgax the conqueror or what idiot? (the Loud 10)
Will you buy your own house just for that? (Independent.)
You're not going to die to see me either, are you? - (Requiem for a Loud)
the only Loud brother, still on the ground, was watching the interdimensional boy with much confusion.
"Sometimes I want to know what the hell you're talking about, Rob" he thought to himself.
"Anyway, I thought you were sleeping in the basement, what time did you come here?"
"If I slept a bit in that little place that your old parents gave me, but I wanted to wake you up in a good way and I succeeded, are we going to eat breakfast or what?" Rob asked.
"Yes, let's get down before it's too late."
"Okay, background music please!" Rob ordered.
Out of nowhere, a song by the band Green day began to be heard. "Holiday", while Rob and Lincoln walked to the bathroom, Rob shook his head from side to side, with his hands rocked as if he had a guitar, gaining the somewhat puzzled look of Lincoln who was watching him, but smiling at the end, at the white-haired kid. There was no doubt that Rob had good musical tastes like his older sister Luna.
(Green day, song Holidays)
"Hear the sun of the falling rain coming down like an Armageddon flame (hey!)
the shame the ones who died without a name
hear the dogs howlin out of key to a hymn called faid and misery. (hey)
and bleed, the company lost the war today"
"Good morning, Lincoln, good morning Rob," Luna greeted.
"Greetings Lincoln fraternal unity, and troglodyte interdimensional unity Rob"
"Good morning Lisa," Lincoln greeted.
"I don't know what the hell is a Troglodyte, but your MOMMA!" Four eyes!" Rob answered.
"Don't forget that you will be my test subject this afternoon, you understand fraternal unit?"
"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow dies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday!"
"Don't forget you have to practice with me after breakfast, Linc!" Lynn jr said with the intention of demanding to herself more, after his losses in his last baseball games, he would not have the luxe of losing again.
"Hear the drum pounding of time, another protestor has crossed the line (hey!)
To find, the money´s on the other side
Can I get another amen (amen)
There´s a flag wrapped around a score of men (hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument"
"Lincoln literally don't forget that now it's your turn to wash your clothes for the favor I did you the other time, you understand?"
"Sure, what you say Lori—" (she rolled her eyes from hers)
"And YOU better stay out of my underwear, Rob, or I'll turn you into a human pretzel."
"As you ordered sargent! (in a low voice)… fuck you Lori" Rob said to himself
"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow dies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday! "
"Lincoln!" Don't forget you have to go to my tea party, without fail" Lola ordered
"And you Rob, you will understand that I will need a ."
"Yes, of course, in your dreams "mija"
"that It's not important Lola, don't forget that I also need you in the big puddle of mud in the yard" Lana said.
Lincoln snorted in annoyance, but Rob liked the idea of rolling in the mud with Lana more, much more than the cheap kitsch of drinking imaginary tea with Lola.
"The representative from california has the floor
Zeig heil to the president gasman
bombs away is your punishment
pulverize the eiffel tower
who criticize your government
bang bang goes the broken glass and
kill all the fags that don't agree
trials by fire setting fire
is not a way that's meant for me
just cause, just cause because we're outlaws yeah!"
Lincoln and Rob washed their faces in the bathroom, both took out their combs to fix their hair, brushed their teeth, the difference is that Rob only used "dulce de leche" as toothpaste and beer to rinse his mouth, when the unpleasant favors came out. They were not long in coming, much to the chagrin of the white-haired kid and the interdimensional black-haired boy.
"Lincoln, don't forget you have to listen to my poems, sight." Lucy
"Today I have another birthday party, don't forget it, my assistant" Luan
"You have to listen to this new song that I composed bro, it's cool" Luna
Lincoln only frowned even more, there were days when the white-haired 11 years old was not in the mood to put up with anyone, today was one of those days, When they both arrived in the kitchen, Mrs. Rita Loud received them with a good morning, and they He offered to eat a rich breakfast, bacon, eggs, bread and butter, and a glass of juice, of course, Rob did not avoid drooling and devouring everything like a beast, once Mrs. Loud left for her work.
Rob took the opportunity to remove a bottle of fernet from his ridiculously and illogically infinite pocket and mix it with the juice.
"Hm hmm hmmm now this is a decent drink."
While Rob enjoyed his drink, Lincoln was thoughtful, with a serious expression, what was wrong with his sisters and parents? He did not get out of his mind that time they left him out of the house, believing Lynn's story that he was bad luck, although he had shown that that stupid superstition was not true, but even so, they made him use the Squirrel costume just a few more days, just in case, before he had to replenish his room himself, the things they had sold from him, although everything had returned to normal, Lincoln could not stop thinking about how his sisters returned to Acting as if nothing happen, after that misunderstanding, in a way he felt offended by that, as if he still did not mean anything to them, it was just asking for forgiveness and already, he hit the table with that idea, Rob ignored that, and continued enjoying his juice with Fernet.
"Seriously, is it that easy?" After what they did to me, does it seem so easy? Sisters? Mom? father? Is it so easy to be mean to me and then apologize !?"
He hit the table harder again, but he was still being ignored by Rob, he was still struggling internally, he had forgiven them, why did he suddenly feel so angry? So full of anger? Maybe he felt that this time, his family had been out of hand, and he would have to give them an example, but how? If he tried something like this against his family, someone would notice and discover it red-handed, it could be Lisa, Lola , Lucy or even Luan the one who detects the most when someone makes a plot behind her back. He was tied hand and foot, he needed an expert in revenge and stealth, but who? Who? An idea invaded his mind, but would he accept? I guess so. he promised to help her in everything but exams, the night he summoned him, he sighed in defeat.
—AAAaaaa
(Another depressed sigh)
—AAAaaaaa.
(Lincoln gets angry)
-I SAID * sigh * aaaaaaaaaaa… ..-
"Ok, what the hell is the big deal with you now Loud?" Rob said in a disinterested tone, but somewhat annoyed that they didn't leave him or have breakfast alone.
Not even the eleven-year-old Loud kid.
"Rob, did I ever tell you that my own family threw me out?"
"Hmmmm No, but I know something about that."
"Well, what happened was…."
Rob listened carefully for the first time in his fucking life, everything the white-haired man told him in detail, about how Lynn began to believe that he was bad luck, how his entire family began to believe it, how he was exiled from his room, and from his house, as he had to solve everything for them to believe him. And now that everything was settled, now that he had forgiven them, he did not feel all satisfied, somehow, he wanted to teach everyone a lesson, so that he would not repeat a case like that.
"Hmm, I think I understand what you're saying, Linc, I've had idiots in my life who did me a lot of damage, both psychologically and physically, on top of that they had the nerve and dare to apologize, as if nothing had happened"
"And what did you do Rob?"
"I remember kicking one of the assholes in the face, the second I broke the bottle on his head, and the third I remember I put a tree branch in his eyelet, and I sent them to hell, because if they I was sorry, they were doing the same shit again and again, that's how these people are Linc, they ask for forgiveness, just to feel good themselves"
"Well, I couldn't do what you did with them, they are my family."
"And that's why you want me to charge them for you, right?"
"H-how did you know?" Lincoln asked.
"I assumed it "white" I AM ROB!"
"are you going to help me with that? I couldn't, mom, dad, they would figure it out right away, even if Clyde helped me" Lincoln explain.
"And why would they never suspect a moron like me? Am I the right person for the "Revenge if it's good" operation, riiight?"
"Yes, but please don't be offended Rob"
"Not at all, Linc, I'm not offended."
"Well, how do we start?"
"In fact, "Casper", I'm the one who will do it all"
"How? Almost everything goes wrong for you, not to mention that you get distracted by almost anything, "Lincoln said with raised eyebrow, and hands on waist, he had a point about that.
"No, I do have this shit," said Rob smiling and pulling an old scroll out of his pocket.
"and what is that?" said Lincoln confused.
"This my dear Linky, is a magic contract!"
"Magic contract?"
"Yes, it is a contract of cruel jokes and humiliations, with this, if you sign it, the magic of the contract will hypnotize me, and I will not stop until each one of the Louds has had their deserved well inside, it would be like a Terminator, yes...that, a very bastard terminator"
"I should I Read it?"
"Nah, what for, kid?" It is a contract that basically says what I explained to you, but with more words and specifications, reading that is a mess and a total waste of time" Rob explain.
"I don't know, I have to think about it. They will suffer a lot, right?"
"They will suffer more than ever, that's for sure, I tell you from experience, when I tried with these very cool contracts" Rob said.
"Hmmm I don't know, Rob."
"Come oooon, don't be a faggie and sign, or do I have to remind you how they got off on you, your sisters, your own parents? By discarding you as a garbage, a scum, a vile monstrosity, a two-legged rat, a poor fool, and brainless ...
-Okay Okay ! I get it! I got it Rob! thank you! -
The white-haired man remembered those damn moments from those two hard weeks.
(Flashback)
Lincoln was on his way to his room when he suddenly found his door full of police slats. his sisters.
"Is this a joke!?"
"No!" They all responded angrily in unison.
"I'm sorry Lincoln, you can't join us, your bad luck could ruin the ride" said the voice of his father,
"Who said to take off your Lincoln squirrel suit?" Lola's voice said.
"They threw you away like used toilet paper"
"Used"
"Used"
"Used"
"Used"
"Uuuuuuseeeed"
"Dang it! Do you want to stop whispering in my ear!? " Lincoln yelled.
"Excuse me, Linc, I wanted to give you an incentive, that's all, hehehe"
"That bunch of ingrates you know what? I will sign the contract. Let them suffer! I no longer care, so they will think twice before leaving me outside the house again"
"Thats it bastard, that's the attitude my boy!" : D - Rob said with a big smile.
"I wish I had had a little brother like him, but no, I got a little cousin who listens to pure reggaeton , Maluma and Bad bunny, yes readers, that abomination is real: v" thought Rob to himself.
"Ready, I signed, I hope I don't regret this Rob," he said before heading back to his room up the stairs, stomping his feet, still remembering with resentment what his family did to him.
Rob however, kept smiling, he would finally have an interesting day, he had about three minutes before the contract possessed him and fulfilled his mission, it was his duty, after all, he promised Lincoln to serve him in whatever way, as long as When they are not studies or exams, he stretched his hand in a cartoonish way towards the basement, his temporary room, took a Duff Can that he toiled from Homer's house, and began to drink it, while he looked at the contract, he began to read it until he arrived At the last paragraph, which made him very uneasy, to the point of spitting out the delicious beer, he opened his eyes wide to reread that last part of the contract. more scared and screwed up than he ever exclaimed:
"OH HOLLY SHIT! "ME LLEVA" I MADE LINC SIGN THE WRONG FUCKING MAGIC CONTRACT!" -
To be continued...