Hello, how have you been, dear sons of the cosmic monk, (father and creator of Rob and all interdimensional travelers)
I hope you have enjoyed the first chapter translated into English.
My first fanfic of my character Oc Rob with the Louds family, written in 2018.
Now enjoy this second fun chapter.
Chapter 2
Nsl, the revenge part 2
-"A contract of murderer!" That's what I made him sign men! And I asshole thinking it was a harmless cruel joke contract, I told him that it was not necessary to read it and he signed it, and now what do I do!? -
Rob was super-mega-ultra-nervous about the stupidity he had just committed, wrong contract, After reading everything, the best thing this asshole could do was leave the Loud house and call his best friend in the whole life, Saturnino yrrizaga, but since the orange-haired boy was busy, Rob could only call him through his Tablet, with a video chat.
—That's why it's always important to read what one signs men, Lincoln is supposed to be someone smart, I find it hard to believe that he has listened to you in that of signing, but what an idiot is "Casper", right?
—He's a f*cking kid, Saturnino, he has a lot to learn even though he is "The man with the plan" -
"But how much do you care about that scandalous family? That they don't deserve what is going to happen to them? They let their only male child sleep in the yard"
-Asshole, of course they deserve it, even I would consider breaking them, but Lincoln didn't ask me that, only that I take revenge on them, WITHOUT ANNIHILATING THEM, do you understand !? If I do, he will not forgive me in the mothef*cking life!—
"And that's why you tied yourself to that tree with chains like you were a fucking hippie?"
-Well, it's the best I could think of,- said Rob who was now tied to a large oak tree in the community park.
-Luckily this fucking contract will wear off the effect, which will only last one day, I'll be here until the day passes and I'll untie myself-
"Well, good luck buddy," said the orange-haired boy.
—Thank you Saturnino bye, say hello to your sister—
—F*ck you, Rob—
After finishing the talk with his best friend, Rob breathed and began to observe the landscape, he putated himself when he saw that he tied himself on the side where people were walking their dogs, instead of the other side where there were many hot Athlete girls stretching or running, she'd settle for cute dogs at least. His boredom vanished when he saw a small poodle approaching, it sniffed him.
—Ohh hello puppy, awww what beautiful eyes you have Little boy, please tell me that your lady is not a lonely decrepit old woman, but a very hot Milf.
Her joy and her tenderness for the little poodle did not last long when Rob saw him lift his paw.
—Oh….. NO NO NO! AAAAHHH BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU LITERAL SON OF A BITCH! -
After making his call of the wild, the little poodle left.
"I'm going to castrate you unhappy!" I HAVE REGISTERED YOUR PATENT STUPID DOG! – the interdimensional boy yelled, memorizing that little blue bow that the puppy had on its furry tail.
"What the hell, now my shoes have the smell of dog piss, fucking chihuahua I mean poodle, this could not get worse I say?"
In fact this could get worse, now that the three minutes had passed, the magic of the Hitman contract was taking effect, a blast of green energy emerged from the ground and surrounded Rob until it entered through his nostrils, The interdimensional boy's eyes turned They turned bright green, he had a dull look, as if he were an android, Rob was already out of his consciousness, now the subject we have here was the hypnotized Rob.
—The Crazy moment has come, it's time for the Loud Family to take the fuck—
Once that said, the hypnotized Rob began to walk without difficulty, he pulled the tree from its stem, even with the tree on top he prepared to fulfill his objective, at that a boy with tanned skin and black hair passed, it was Bobby who was fulfilling his job as a pizza delivery man.
-Oh, Hey Rob, how are you?- Lori's boyfriend greeted.
The hypnotized boy Rob had to achieve his goal as soon as possible, he adjusted his throat and spoke trying to imitate the "normal" Rob as always.
—Eu, what are you doing namesake, if I'm okay here, nothing strange or magical happens here hehe—
Although he looked at him strangely when he noticed that the black-haired man was acting something strange, weirder than "normal" in Rob's senses, he asked him.
-Good huhmm ... hey, do you know if Lori is not at home or if she is busy?-
-Who? The lace? If she is at her house, quietly, you are sure to ask her out after work, right? -
-Of course why?-
-For nothing "Robert", simple and FUCKING curiosity hey, by chance you don't know if there is an armory around here in Royal Woods?-
-Actually yes, I know one, it's Chuck's old armory, which is located a few blocks from this park-
-With that Chuck, huh? wow what a new, big news, now I'm going to find out about the prices to break your girlfriend, I mean, dismember her, I mean to scare her to death, I mean to give her a pleasant surprise if that's what I said hehehe- He finished laughing nervously.
-Oh well. Hey Rob, are you sure you're feeling good today?-Bobby asked
-Yes, I'm OK! I'm perfect! Don't fucking bother me, I have to kill a family, I mean, kill time with nonsense and arming chaos and disaster as I always do- he said before leaving.
-I ask because you have a huge tree behind your back- Bobby pointed out with his finger.
The hypnotized Rob rolled his eyes and snorted in annoyance, Ronnie Anne's older brother was driving him crazy, if it weren't for him not being on the list of those he should destroy in the contract, he would have already broken his cerebellum for being an idiot, or else he could use it as bait to lure Lori, but it would mean destroying Bobby, and he wasn't on the contract.
He took out a lightsaber from his pocket, with that saber he cut the chains that held him to the oak, the huge tree fell behind him.
-Have you never seen a backpack?- He said before running off leaving the boy of Latin descent more confused than ever. At least he would have more mobility when.
The interdimensional boy crossing the blocks in the direction where Bobby indicated, upon arrival he could reach the old Royal Woods armory, at least he already knew where to get ammunition, but in a boring, dung and quiet dimension where there are no aliens or demonic beings Then it would be difficult to say that something was wrong, he entered the store, the owner who was cleaning his shelf prepared to serve him.
-Hello Young man, what do you offer?-
-I would like to make a special purchase- he said, smiling wickedly.
-Judging from his smile I see that you are very eager to buy his first weapon- Chuck said, ignoring the mesmerized Rob's fucking destructive intentions.
Meanwhile in the Loud house everyone was with their usual activities as if nothing, there was something unusual that was happening in the noisy environment of the home, Lincoln suddenly behaved quite kind and helpful with his sisters, the reason in particular ? They did not know. At this time, the white-haired kid was in the room of the family's little princess, Lola Loud.
-Lincoln, may I know why you are so helpful today?- Asked the little blonde, going straight to the point, while she served him another cup of tea.
-What do you say, Lola? I don't know what you're talking about. A brother can't do favors for her sisters with all the love I have for you? (Despite what you and the others did vilely ungrateful witches!) - Lincoln said with the most concealed and false smile he could express, he wanted to look good with his sisters so as not to raise suspicions, deep down he really enjoyed the idea of knowing that Rob them He would make everyone pay more than just Lynn, that could be specified in the magic contract, which he had kept in his pocket, he had not yet read it, but he would soon notice that this would be more than just revenge, something that will go up higher, same as the price of gasoline.
Lola raised an eyebrow, decided to face him, jumped on the table and walked towards him face to face.
-You lie! I know that you have something on your hands Lincoln Loud, you always do, and I will find out, today I heard that you received many hits in the yard from the pitches that Lynn hit, and that despite that you hugged her, with Lori you offered to carry the basket Of clothes by yourself, you listened to all of Lucy's poems, each and every one of them, being that you only usually listen to one, and now I see you enjoying my tea parties, being that you almost never do! So ¡spit it out! What are you up to? -
Lincoln just kept smiling at her, and he pretended not to understand.
-Lola, I really don't understand why you are so paranoid, I just want to have a good time with you, after all, I think this will be a great day that no one in this family will forget, no one, especially me-
said the Loud of 11 years old with some satisfaction before sipping that tea.
Lola didn't know why, but that look and that suspiciously relaxed tone of Lincoln made her feel a certain chill inside her, there was no doubt that something was on her mind, but what? Whatever it was, it didn't seem to be a good thing for them, she wanted to think.
From outside the room at the door, all the Loud sisters watched the tea party attentively, to see what information the little princess could get from the cunning white-haired kid.
-Seriously, I literally don't know what's going on with him- Lori said in a low voice to her sisters.
—Today he asked me if I could not use it for experiments, I told him that I only had a prototype of food that makes you temporarily float and he agreed to eat it, although the side effect was vomiting, he did not get angry or disgusted, he just held me up as if It was a human larva and he said it was the best genius sister he could have - said Lisa.
-Today he invited me to catch lizards with me in the garden, the funny thing is that he didn't even mind touching one- Lana said.
-The same thing happened to me, he listened to my music and rocked with me, the usual, but the strange thing is that he asked me to do it with the first song I wrote and composed hundreds of times- Luna said.
-He asked me to tell him my repertoire of my best jokes, I told them, and he surprisingly laughed, it was weird, I even told some not-so-good jokes and still he threw himself on the ground crying with laughter- Luan finished saying .
All the sisters stared at the Comedian with wide eyes, since no one in this house, no one other than Lynn Sr. or Rob, would laugh at Luan's jokes.
-Definitely something knows that we don't- Lori said, looking questioningly.
The army of sisters did not finish murmuring to each other, until a question from Leni that was not relevant at all came up.
-Hey, have any of you seen Rob? I haven't seen him since morning,-asked the blonde with glasses on top of her.
-No, i have not seen him-
-I didn't see him either-
-Literally he must be in another of his nonsense things-
—Ah ah neither me—
-I have seen him-
They all looked at the goth girl.
-He had left the house running scared and yelling certain obscenities that I didn't even repeat, sigh," Lucy explained.
-Yeah, that's very typical of Rob,- said the rocker girl Luna, while everyone nodded in response, it was not news to them that Rob, despite not being a loud, made more disasters, chaos and scandals than anyone in the house.
They all did not finish talking to each other until Lola left her room, Lori made a sign to all of them making them understand that she will only ask the questions.
-Well Lola?" What did he say to you? -
-Judging by his gaze, I'm sure he's just thinking of giving us some kind of ... surprise, that's what I could interpret from his expressions and what he said – Lola answered.
-But it's not my birthday,- Leni said, more confused than usual. While Lola continued recounting.
-He said this would be a great day that no one in the family will forget-
-Well, that gives a lot to think about- Lynn said.
-Cheer up girls! - exclaimed Luan
—Surely he plans to surprise us with some good surprise for us, after all, he loves us very much, despite how little we have valued what he did for us—
Lori lowered her gaze with some pity.
—I know we made a terrible mistake with that ridiculous nonsense of bad luck, I never told him but I am going to try to be the best p big sister for him and I am literally not the only one who think the same right? -
-True-they all answered.
-Well, when Lincoln reveals his surprise to us, whatever it is, we are going to accept it with pleasure and joy, understand?-
-Understand!- said all the sisters to Lori.
-Well, do what you have to do- ordered the older one on the phone with a smile.
They all returned to their contemptuous rooms.
-Wait Lori and what will happen to Rob?- Leni asked.
—You worry too much, don't worry about that tadpole Leni, he'll come home, he always comes back, remember, it's Rob—
-Oooh okay!- said the "aerial" Leni Loud recovering her usual smile.
Ignoring that "Rob" was hanging around in Royal woods town, planning something not very cool to say against them.
In the Royal Woods armory ...
-A 12 gauge autoloading, 45 gun 4 barrel with lasers, a 9mm uzi, a box of grenades, your purchase, excuse me young boy, but what do you need all this for?- Asked the gun dealer named Chuck.
-I plan to withdraw my savings from the bank,- Rob replied.
-What!?-
-Hahaha it was a joke fucking old man-
—Oh, you scared me for a moment boy hahaha but really, what would you use these weapons for? As the owner of an armory, I have to know what the clients buys them for, it is a security policy that I have to obey, you understand, right? -
-I'm going to eradicate a family from the face of the earth-
-Oh, I see ... and they did something bad? They deserve it?-
-Something bad sir? if they deserve it? Well of course! they threw their only male child out of the house to sleep outside as if he were a simple animal -
—Oh I understand, in that case, here is your purchase sir and don't forget your receipt—
—Thank you Chuck, have a good day, by the way, another day I'm going to come here to buy that nuclear missile that you have on sale in the window — smiling.
The hypnotized Rob came out with his purchase, everything inside a bag behind his back as if he were Santa Claus, he smiled in a satisfactory way, now he would have to think with what trap he would attract the Louds, the last place where he would take them he already had it Well thought out, so he would fulfill the magic contract, while deep in his subconscious, Rob did everything possible to break the mental magic barrier of the hypnotized Rob, he knew that it would not do it much good, he would recover his body, just when the magic contract fulfills its purpose.
-Very well, if or if I have to get out of here, I have to warn the Loud family and mainly the little whitehaired asshole that he did not read before signing-
"That was because of you, brainless idiot, you told him not to read the contract"
"Yes but ... why does he pay attention to me in that? And he don't stop me a bit, wait who said that?" said Rob looking in all directions, until the author of that voice appeared, Rob couldn't believe it, it was like looking in the mirror Only instead of being dressed like him, he was dressed as a scientist and wore glasses, like a nerd.
-Aaand who the hell are you? And why are you so handsome?-
"I am your intelligent side, retrograde, and I am also your reasoning" said the other Rob, adjusting his glasses.
"I didn't know my mind had those things, I thought you were just a hallucination or a poor Levi loud cosplay attempt, it's that I drank a lot this morning"
"Well, of course I exist, only you don't usually use me so much, you great piece of aberration to the human species"
"Well let's stop for a bit, you already look like Lisa from the way you talk to me, what are you coming to break my patience now that you can? Or what?"
"Not at all, I'm not like you, cromagnon" replied the scientist Rob, tightening his glasses.
"I came to tell you that it seems very sensible of you to warn Lincoln's family or Lincoln at least"
-And just for that you appeared before me as a ghost?-
"Not at all, if we combine our forces maybe there is a percentage probability of breaking that magic barrier in your consciousness, and so you tell Lincoln what he should do with the contract"
-I wish he realized what he just signed, so he would be looking for a way to prevent the hypnotized Rob from breaking everyone, he has the contract-
"By my calculations I may not have read it yet, well, ready to shoot"
-I'm ready when you are ready to go-
"I'm always ready, You Neanderthal"
And so both Robs, the genius and the selfless clumsy shot their mental rays coming out of their minds, while the mental ray of the scientist Rob was pure infinite numbers, the mental ray of the Rob we all know were hot dogs.
Out of the rapt mind, the hypnotized Rob climbed onto Vanzilla and started the engine, he affirmed the front mirror so he could see back.
-Very good Loud Family, ready for the ride of your lives?- Said the hypnotized Rob turning to the mentioned family, who were tied hand and foot like pigs.
"Hmmm hmmm hmm!"
It was all they could say as the hypnotized Rob covered their mouths with a napkin and cloth around everyone's mouth, not only the Loud sisters, Messrs. Rita Loud and Lynn sr were captured along with them, Rob from the subconscious He could see it all, he couldn't believe it, they were all caught.
-But what the f*ck… !? How did this happen so fast? What did I miss?-
"Oh that, you were so focused on getting out of here, that you didn't even notice what was happening outside, the time here in the subconscious passes very quickly"
-Did we get to see how he grabbed them?-
"Everything was recorded here, on my Tablet" said the scientist showing his holographic Tablet.
In this Tablet you could see how the hypnotized Rob caught each member of the Loud family, The first prey was the eldest Lori Loud, who believed that Bobby was texting him to go on a date, the message said if he could not see her on a date. dark alley, with the excuse that he had discovered a nearby food place where they could have lunch for a date, although the text message seemed strange to the older blonde, his illusion that Bobby would take him to another date outweighed his reasoning and obeyed the message. lori came to the happy alley where she had indicated "Bobby"
—Bubu bear, I'm here Ahhh! -
She was surprised to see that someone captured her in a net, before she could even scream, she saw his possible kidnapped, stopped freaking out, and watched him with a raised eyebrow.
-Oh, it's just you Rob. What the hell are you doing?- Lori asked in a bored tone, after seeing the crazy things the interdimensional boy did, this didn't seem like anything new, something caught his attention when he turned to answer.
—It's just a pleasant surprise from your brother, you'll see Lori Loud—
Lori was somewhat perplexed, she knew that that boy Leni's age was Rob, but that look he had was very different, muted and cold, nothing to do with the regular indifferent look of "I don't give a damn about everything" that he usually has. It seemed as if another being had seized him.
With the other sisters, their captures were not very different, since "Rob" knew very well their weaknesses, their very obvious weaknesses, with Lola and Lana, he only had to call them from outside the school and tell them that he had a juicy gossip For the little princess and some worms for the plumber, Lucy Loud, lured her to the cemetery with the excuse that she had seen a tombstone from three centuries ago that had buried a woman accused of witchcraft, Luna, she simply had to hide in a bush And imitating the voice of Mick Swagger to deceive her, with Leni Loud the dressmaker, was the easiest, only she had to place a dress under a huge box held by a stick tied to a thread and hide behind a tree to wait for her, in the In the case of Luan Loud, he had to work on the emo Maggie's cell phone, the same trick he used to catch Lori.
Message from "Maggie" to Luan:
"Hi Luan, it's me, Rob hypnotized emm ... I mean Maggie, you know, I'm somewhat interested in meeting you, I really like you and I wish we were best friends, so that you could teach me to be a little more ... you know, happy, this is not a trap to exterminate you, I repeat it is not a trap "
Surprisingly the comedian of the second-rate jokes believed it all, at first she thought it would be a joke, but knowing Maggie, she always words like trap or extermination, she quickly went to where the supposed girl Hater had indicated, only to be captured for another of Rob's traps.
In the case of the young bastard athlete, Lynn Loud Jr., he only had to provoke her, she went to one of her baseball practices.
-Hey, you really did it well today, Francisco- Lynn said, giving him a friendly slap on the shoulder of the boy named Francisco.
-Hey Lynn!- Called a voice that the athlete immediately recognized.
-What's wrong Rob?- She asked, turning to see something really unpleasant, so much so that she widened her eyes in shock. The black-haired interdimensional caotic boy had a very precious object for her.
-Excuse me, I recently defecated behind a bush and since I have no paper here, I hope you don't mind that I use this precious Kickboxing trophy you won to clean me up—
Slowly rage and unbridled fury took hold of the family prodigy athlete.
-Come here with that! Or I'm going to bury this bat where you already know! - Lynn threatened furiously running towards Rob, he went quickly towards the bushes.
-That's it! come to Rob! You superstitious idiot—
Rob was not a natural runner, but he did not need to run away from Lynn Loud, if not to approach the bushes, when he entered there, the athlete jumped over the bushes like a tiger surprising her prey.
The bush was shaken too much, from inside there were sounds of blows and kicks, until finally the sound of a club hitting someone's head was heard, after that, no noise was heard, only Rob emerging from the bush with the club in hand, whistling, with a heavy black bag behind his back, you can imagine what or who was inside.
When he heard a groan come from his bag, the hypnotized Rob did not hesitate to smash said bag into a tree.
That's how I like it, pure silence.
With Lisa it was quite difficult to capture her, as it was the list, he should have been cautious when catching her, it was not exactly Rick Sanchez or Ford pines, but still it should not be underestimated, but they all have a weakness, and Lisa's it was her friend Darcy. Just as she did with Luna, he only imitated her voice behind a bush.
-Come on Lisa, don't you want to play hide and seek?-
-Darcy?-
it was how he captured her, although Lisa resisted, that and the fact that she had a laser pistol to defend herself, the hypnotized Rob managed to snatch her away.
-You're not so rude without your toy, are you "brainiac"?-
"PSHH!" -Auch! (she kicked her crotch.)
—Take that weirdo!—
—AAAHG MY PLAY BUTTON!
With Messrs. Loud, Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, it was only necessary to wait for them to leave their work during their rest hours, after that the holographic tablet disappeared, then the genius Rob explained to Rob that little Lily did not count in the plan of revenge, in addition to the fact that the magical contract of hitman has an ethic of not annihilating babies, since they are innocent and unaware of what is happening around them, the interdimensional boy was relieved to see that that piece of paper had codes , at least one of the Loud family would be safe.
-holy shit, we have to do something soon!- Rob yelled in alarm and walking or floating to either side thoughtfully.
"And what could we do? We joined forces and it didn't help a damn" replied the Rob genius, fed up with seeing all his efforts made to fart.
-Wow so if you could do your daring crap-
"Obviously, don't forget that I'm you, fool" said the genius Rob.
"And why you didn't ask us for help , you couple of idiots?" said a third voice.
They both turned to see other Robs surprised but of different colors, one was green, one was yellow, another was purple, another was red and with an annoyed expression, there were others of different colors.
-Let me guess, you are my emotions right?- Rob asked.
-Not one if not twenty, get it? Hahaha- said an orange Rob (humor)
After that fart joke, the Anger Rob kicked the Humor Rob.
-Ouch , my balls!-
-I told you to end with the jokes, Dumbass-
-I can't help it, it's my fucking nature, I'm the humor!-
-Well as they are, let's push! And hard!- Rob shouted
-take positions!-
All the Robs, the emotions, the genius and the authentic one by irreplaceable luck, crouched down spreading their two legs and joined their two hands accumulating energy.
-Kame… hame… Haaaaaaaaaa!-
While out of Rob's mind.
In an old abandoned Royal Woods refinery that was supposed to be demolished years ago, but the mayor of the community was incompetent.
-Louuuud Family, wake up!-
-Rob!- yelled, spilling fish guts at them. The smell made everyone wake up from his unwilling unconsciousness.
-Eww yuck!- Leni yelled.
-Rob, do you literally have any idea how long it will take to get that damn smell out of my clothes?- Lori said annoyed, soon she and her whole family noticed something, they saw that they were all tied up, hanging, and under them there was a huge tank of acid .
-Rob, can you explain what this means!- Lola asked annoyed as the others.
-Well, I wanted a tank made of molten steel, but the writer of this fic didn't have much of a budget, so I'll settle for this tank of acid-
The little princess looked at him confused for a moment, but she regained her posture.
-Did you go Crazy !? I mean what are we doing hanging over this tank !? -
-Ooooh that, you see, this is the surprise that Lincoln wanted for you, all of you Louds, he wants me to turn you all upside down- he replied with a sinister smile.
-But we're not pets in training-Leni said with her typical "Lenian " phrases.
-No, you lie Rob!" Lincoln would never do something like that to us, and I know neither would you- Luna said skeptically with the revelation.
-Seriously? That was not what he told me when you threw it out as if it were nothing, and just to believe that a stupid thing as big as the bad luck, rocker girl—
-That was a few weeks ago!- Lynn justified herself.
- I admitted that it was my mistake and a great stupidity of mine to blame him and invent a cheap excuse, besides he forgave us, I don't think Lincoln is capable of doing this to us, I refuse to believe it! -
-It's true, I don't know the hell what I was thinking when I let my only son sleep outside, I don't consider myself the best mother in the world, I failed him, I promised myself that it wouldn't happen again- said Rita somewhat terrified of what Rob was about to do.
-You know what?" It is too late to regret Louds, they say they are sorry, but Linky told me that you still force him to be a helper for their experiments, birthdays, painful practices, among other things, they never made mothers for their only brother, Loud sisters, the things were still as before, and that is what annoyed him, what pissed him off, he believes that he is worth nothing to you, you still don't give him a little of your free time, and it is precisely for that reason that that happened pulled out of bad luck, he thinks you Louds didn't learn, and fears that it will be repeated, they are selfish. DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT NOW "FAMILY" OR DO I MAKE THEM A DRAWING!? -
All the Loud were speechless when they heard Rob's severe words, they were remembering the last days, and now that they thought about it, yes, the black-haired man and Lincoln were right, they apologized to him, he forgave them, they promised to be better sisters from then on, which they did not comply with, since they still commanded Lincoln to do chores or accompany them in some event, they did not give their only brother a break, and he supposes that from that damn time they would treat him better, but now it was late and soon they would get what they deserved.
- Luckily I'm here to remedy it, don't worry, this won't hurt much, at least that's what they say :) -
The hypnotized Rob walked towards the lever that would submerge them in the acid, while The Loud screamed and begged him not to please. Everyone was unaware that the boy who would be his executioner did not seem to be him, everyone except Lisa who was watching him suspiciously.
-Emm siblings units don't you notice that Rob is acting something weird?-
They all looked at the little genius, while Lori shook her head.
-Lisa, its Rob, he always acts weird, even more than Lucy-
-Sigh, this is the best moment of my life- said the goth girl smiling for the first time knowing that it would have a chilling ending.
-No Lori, I don't mean weird level Rob but weird weird—
"Ahhhh," the whole family said, beginning to understand what the genius meant. Lynn watches the super bastard crashing and walking against the wall like a video game avatar.
-I don't know Lisa, I see him just as stupid like always-
-And wheres Lincoln?- Leni asked.
Suddenly everyone opened their eyes to see that Rob's head was shaking around like a robot about to explode, the green eyes disappeared, Rob had recovered his body but not for long.
—Well Louds, listen! I don't have much time, it took me to recover my body and my conscience, to be able to tell you this, you will see this is the real version, Lincoln signed a magical contract—
-Magic contract?" no sh*t - Luna said.
—Well, that's how it was "yumi yoshimura", will you let me continue? He wanted a way to get revenge on you for throwing him out to sleep in the open, I told him it was a cruel joke contract, I was a total idiot, an asshole, no blame him, I was very idiot to told him that it was not necessary to read it and he signed the wrong contract without me seeing it either—
-What wrong contract are you talking about, Rob?- Asked Mr. Loud.
-A contract of hired assassination, Lincoln sign it without reading, it was supposed to make them have the worst day of their fucking lives, not the last day you breathe, hehe, I sent a big shit right?- Rob said, smiling nervously , while the kidnapped Loud family looked at him annoyed.
-How can you be so stupid !?- Lynn yelled furiously.
-Do you realize why you got the wrong contract, we are going to die you idiot!?-
-You shouldn't be so surprised Lynn, remember it's Rob- Lori said.
-True, true- Luan, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lucy said as they nodded.
-Now how do you tell us how to remedy this and then turn you into a human pretzel-
—Hey hey Blonde , don't throw the package to me either, none of this would have happened if certain "PARENTS" and a certain "OLDER SISTER!" "Hadn't let Lynn's fucking superstition go too far, to be honest, all of you deserve to be done ballot in this way and many painful ways, but it is not what Lincoln asked me, besides if I destroy them, what series will feed the old Nickelodeon? Dora the explorer? Shit! No please! -
-Just tell what is the solution, Rob- Lori said through clenched teeth, clearly irritated.
-Okay, Lincoln has the contract, apparently the little idiot has not read it, all he has to do is break the..AHHHHH IS RETURNING, THE SON OF A BITCH IS RETURNING!-
Suddenly the interdimensional boy's eyes turned bright green again, the Rob hypnotized by the magic of the contract had returned.
-That was weird, where I was ? –
-Oh! you were going to get us down to the acid :D- smiling.
-¡Leni!- They all yelled her angrily except Lucy, while Lynn butted her head when she was tied up close to her.
"Auch!" -
—Oh, thanks for reminding me Leni, time to float Loud family :D -
She said as she lowered the lever, causing the chain to slowly lower into the acid.
—AAAAHHHHH D: - they all shouted.
-Not so fast Rob!- A voice yelled, the whole family astonished to see the possible rescuer from this.
-Lincoln! : D— they all exclaimed when they saw the little man of the family, accompanied by Clyde.
-How did you find us son?- Rita asked.
—Well, when I read the contract, I realized why they took time to come to the house, you will see this is what happened—
(Flashback.)
Clyde was very surprised to see that the bell was ringing in such a hurry, when he opened it, he found Lincoln alarmed taking him by the shoulders.
-Clyde, you have to help me! I just found out that Rob made me sign a magic hitman contract! -
-A what !?
—I'll summarize it for you, I wanted to take revenge on my whole family for the bad luck thing, so I gave Rob that task, he made me sign a magic contract, I didn't read it and I signed it, now he is controlled by the contract is going to annihilate my family! -
Clyde didn't change his calm expression, he kept watching him, trying to process what his best friend told him.
-Clyde, don't you understand? He Will Finish Them! -
Clyde was still not reacting, Lincoln rolled his eyes and sighed.
-That implies that he is going to kill Lori too-
-OH FOR ALL THE SKIES! WE HAVE TO STOP LINCOLN! I will not be long-
Clyde entered his house, for a second, the second he came out with a soldier's pants, and military boots, his physique was exposed, with a ribbon around his forehead, two lines of crayons painted on both sides of his face, The boy thought himself Rambo, with a serious expression he spoke:
-Let's rescue Lori-
Both Kids headed to the Loud house, to see if there was any clue as to the whereabouts of Rob or any member of the noisy family. The white-haired man could see that Vanzilla was not there, Clyde spotted something.
-Lincoln, is that good for a clue?- Asked the dark-haired boy with glasses. Lincoln noticed that Vanzilla left a trace of gasoline, they did not know it, but before starting, Rob managed to control part of his right arm to cause a small leak of gasoline in the engine and thus guide the white-haired kid.
(End of flashback)
-Wait, did you leave Lily home alone !?-
-Of course not Lori!" I had to call Carol Pingrey, and before you ask why I called her, it's because I didn't have time to go drop her off with Ronnie Anne—
-Well, all very nice this, but we have a live annihilation here, we don't want to disappoint the viewers, don't they see the cameras?-
-What?- They all said, they observed that it was not fucking what the black-haired interdimensional boy said, the cameras around the whole place, Luan felt silly not having realized it before.
- all Royal Woods are watching us, you see, the contract said he should humiliate them too- Rob said before turning to the cameras.
—Don't worry dear viewers, you can already see the annihilation of the Loud family, sponsored by bimbo –
(Viewers)
Mr. Grouse = how good, I do call this good programming, exterminate them boy!
Mr. Grouse encouraged despite hating Rob because the idiot usually comes to his yard to destroy his gnomes or defecate in his garden from time to time, but the Loud family were more insufferable for him because the noises from the house.
Ms Johnson = who would say that the Louds would be in a movie, come on save them my good student Lincoln!
Cookie = Dad dad! Look! Lincoln and his family are on TV!
Cookie's father watches the show somewhat worried, he did not know if what he saw was real or just pure performance.
Chandler = Oh this is going to be good, too bad Lincoln isn't the one to fall into the acid ahahahaha.
Alistair (the rich kid.) = Hmm this looks kind of interesting.
In the Santiago house ...
The Santiago family was watching the "program" too, while Bobby watched excitedly thinking it was just a performance, Ronnie Anne watched worried for the safety of her unofficial boyfriend, only she knew what was really happening, since Lincoln told him all after desperately asking him if he hadn't seen Rob or Lori.
—So that's why Lori didn't write to me, she's being in TV, what a surprise! I'm more proud of my girlfriend every day! - exclaimed Bobby.
"Come on Lame-o, you can do it," Ronnie said to herself in a worried tone.
—So what better way to do that, than to record them being eaten by the hydrogen, sulfur and oxygen atoms that make up acid, on video, being played, hundreds of times, on YouTube, Facebook, the deep web and the wiki by The loud house? What better revenge than that !? bastard huh? ohohohohoho - he said with a smile.
They all looked at him with fear, but they all knew well that this was not Rob.
—By the way, how slow that chain goes down, I'll see if I can't speed up this thing—
But when Rob even got close to the lever, Clyde fired the uzi 9 millimeters, deactivating it instantly, the chain stopped, The Loud family sighed in relief.
-Where the hell did you get that gun from?- Rob asked puzzled.
-You left a big sack of all your weapons next to the door, you idiot- Clyde said pointing a finger at Rob's sack.
(He imitated Homer simpson)
—DOUH! … Well okay— the interdimensional boy pulled a gun out of his pocket and started shooting, not at the Louds, but at the chain that held them. which Lincoln already had foreseen.
-Oh no, you won't Rob!- He yelled, throwing a jug of fresh lemon juice straight into her eyes.
—AHHG MY EYES! BURN! FUCK MY LIFE! -
-Fuu was close-
-At least I have my fuckin super hearing sense-
To everyone's surprise and terror, Rob took out a shotgun pointing at the chain, managed to hit it but it was half broken, it did not break completely, one more shot and they fell to the acid.
-I only have three bullets, I'll have to use them well, oh yes, very well-
-AHHHH we're lost!- Lynn yelled.
The whole family panicked, what they did not know is that his screams only guided the hypnotized Rob despite being somewhat blind from the juice, his loud screams condemned the Loud family, worth the irony right?
-That's it, keep yelling suckers! so I will know where I'm pointing—
-Silence! Don't you see that you are making things easier for him with his yelling !? - Clyde yelled to the Louds.
But it was difficult for the Loud family to remain calm, the chain was half broken, at any moment they would fall, they would not stop screaming. The brunette ran to fight Rob, but he barely got close, despite having blurred vision of him, he felt him coming, in a quick act, he took off his glasses, threw them into the acid, and continued firing.
-Oh men, I prefer contact lenses for these things- thought clyde.
-I'm so sorry!- The white-haired apologized.
-I didn't want any of this to happen, I wanted to get revenge but not in this way-
-Lincoln, this is the dumbest thing you could have done!- Lana yelled annoyed.
-When we get out of this, I won't invite you to my tea parties for two weeks!- Lola yelled.
-How the hell can you sign a contract without reading it !? Rob told us everything That's literally very foolish of you little bro! - Lori screamed, until a thought invaded her, Rob had mentioned that Lincoln had to break something but what? The magic contract maybe? contract!
-That's! Lincoln! The contract! You have to break it!
-Do you think it works?-
-Just do it!-
(A bullet scares her.)
-Ahhh, watch out for my hair, Rob!-
-I don't give a shit!- He yelled at her.
-Hey Rob!- Lincoln yelled, he looked at him in shock.
-The contract is canceled!-
Lincoln cuts the paper in two, all the green energy magic that Rob possessed left his body coming out through his eyes and mouth, the idiot fell to the ground exhausted, he had finally recovered his body.
-Uhg! You did it just in time, that was really close—
-Congratulations my son, well done- said Lynn Sr.
The joy of the Loud family did not last long as the chain that held them broke and they fell.
-FUCK!- Rob quickly took out a freeze beam gun that toiled from Lisa's room and shot the acid turning it into ice, the ice they fell on broke and now they were drowning,
—Emm Linc , please tell me that your family knows how to swim—
—Not if they are tied—
-Oh quantum crap, let's save them-
(Meanwhile theTv viewers.)
Mr. Grouse = But what a lousy program, the worst I've ever seen, do I pay for the cable transmission for this?
Ms. Johnson = Well done Lincoln!
Cookie = Yes Yes Yes! (jumping.)
Chandler = aaagh but what stupidity, is this why I changed WWE?
Alistair = Uhg, Booooooooriiiiiing.
Ronnie anne = that's my boyfriend ... I mean "half boyfriend"
In the next days, the entire Loud family, with the exception of Lincoln and Lily, caught a cold from their exposure to the icy water. By the time Lincoln went to bring them a coat and sheets, they all mysteriously disappeared. (not to say that Rob had something to do with it) and instead they had to wrap each other in squirrel suits, at first they refused, but then they accepted, they deserved that at least, Lincoln and Rob took care of them, They would be calm, for now, knowing Lynn sr and Rita, they would give them some punishment, you always have to read what one signs, so that something like this never happens again, Lincoln was told that he would have only one day without dessert, but They would give him a week of free time for his own activities that he longed for so much, reading comics in his underwear, playing in the arcade, etc, they owed him and they as parents knew it.
Although with Rob the punishment was more severe obviously due to his carelessness, now he would be the helper of all his daughters until Lincoln's free week is over.
-HELP! HELP! - He yelled trying to escape from Lynn with whom he now had to train.
-Where are you going, Rob? We still need to practice Kung fu my friend- Lynn said with a smile as she dragged him to the yark.
—PSHH! (Kick)
"Ahhgggg!" My ribs! You f*cking crazy!
The END, I Lied…. To be continued…
( Ending music, Turn it up Loud)
TURN IT UP LOUD!
Shake the floor and burn it up say!
HEY! HEY! HEY! TURN IT UP LOUD!
Life is never loud enough say, HEY! HEY! HEY!,
TURN IT UP LOUD!
The growd goes wild and hear their fear.
No matter it's wrong and up to loud
It's time to craph we're blowing up.
Well say me and top it off
Dance with me.
Come dance with me.
I feeling coming on
The feelings getting strong
Sometimes say we should be seen and not heard
I just speak louder than our words
TURN IT UP LOUD!
Shake the floor and burn it up say!
HEY, HEY, HEY! TURN IT UP LOUD!
Life is never loud enough say, HEY! HEY! HEY!
TURN IT UP LOUD!
Uh, uh, uh, uh…
TURN IT UP LOUD!
remember the video "turn it out loud" right?
What beautiful memories of when the series began to emerge, 2017-2018 was the golden age of the series without a doubt.
As you already read here, wherever Rob goes, chaos will always follow.
The Loud house is very chaotic, I am not surprised that this place attracts the presence of this crazy unscrupulous interdimensional being, Lmao,
don't miss the next chapter, Rob reads a funny story to the twins (Lolicon and Lanachan, Lol)
don't miss the fanarts of my character, characters from the Loud house or other series in my deviantart