Perhaps many don't know my OC very much.
because this is the fandom english of the Loud house series.
BUT my original character is well known in the Latin Spanish fandom of the Loud house.
even many authors have used my Oc in their stories.
Montanahatsune92, Rcurrent, Sam the stormbringer, Augustospiller, Optimus1985, Charly888, MightyMitch, etc.
for example, Rob appears in the 2018 classic fanfic "Ficgelion" (written by Montanahatsune92)
a fanfic where he and other Ocs of Loud house fanfics fight Villains like Nega (Banghg) and the Unlouds ( El Legendario )
and save the Multiverse.
they will appear as antagonists in the future deviantart comic "The Loudverse" in 2022.
Enjoy the third chapter, translated to the english.
Chapter 3
Story tale for the twins
Who the hell is Rob? That was the question that almost all the people of Royal Woods asked, it all started simply when the neighbors began to notice one more inhabitant in the famous house of incessant noises, a 16-year-old apparently who would be so foolish and unsane to live in a house with a family whose only pattern they follow is the chaos? The answer was Rob, the interdimensional boy.
Well, at first some of the neighbors whenever they saw the mysterious young boy lying in one of the trees in front of the house drinking a can of soda, they approached him to ask who he was and why he lived in the Loud residence .
He was an idiot but he was not so stupid as to reveal the truth to them because ... one, they would not believe him, two, they would take him for crazy, so he simply replied that he was a nomad who was passing through, and the Loud family granted him an asylum temporary, a backpacker, I think that's what they say to those who travel countries and cities, he thought.
That poorly crafted lie was not entirely made up, yes, he would be a backpacker but of alternate dimensions, and now he was taking a mini-vacation in this dimension.
Rob's name quickly became very popular throughout Royal Woods, as he had already done some destructive things that did not happen so much to older people, well, he may have been arrested on some occasions, locked in a cell for a night or even For Mr. Loud to arrive and pay the bail of course, since this Rob had arrived at the Loud house, the noises were louder than before, so much so that some neighbors were already putting up signs in large letters near their houses.
"On sale"
What surprised everyone is that Mr. Grouse, who was the only neighbor who lived next to the Louds, did not want to move from there, nor did he want to go crazy, not only because the infamous crazy house was more scandalous than never, but because of the fact that Rob would sometimes show up to destroy the gnomes in his backyard. When someone approached his house and asked him why he was not moving from there as soon as possible, he simply replied that he was too old to think about moving.
—It's been a while since I started to get used to the annoying noises of the Louds, besides the only male in the family (not counting the father) Lincoln, he already explained to me that that damn bum will only be there for a few weeks and then he will leave, and about Rob , don't worry, I just put bear traps in my garden—
At school there was no exception, everyone wondered who was the teenager who was almost always with Lincoln and Clyde, Rob could only meet with them during recess, as he was Leni's age, he shared classes with Lori and with Leni, because of Lucy and Lisa, who already knew him long before he stayed in the house, spread the word that Rob was actually a boy from another dimension who loved to have fun regardless of the consequences. They did not take much trouble to be discreet on the subject, although there were some skeptics, they did not take long to change their minds when one day, a bully who was from the same classroom where Leni was studying, wanted to intimidate Rob with his fists and this as a defense, he put his head in the anal cavity of one of his accomplices. he pulled a bazooka out of his pocket and blew them out of school. And then he started to walk into the cafeteria like nothing.
Seeing that such actions were physically impossible for anyone, from that day on everyone in the school (except for the teachers) began to take the words of the goth girl and the little gifted nerd as true.
Even Ronnie Anne Santiago, who did not give much importance to almost anything around her, was curious about that new inhabitant in Lincoln's house. Of course Lincoln did or did have to tell him about Rob's origin, and how he got there, since lying to Ronnie Anne meant getting a beating with all interests.
Returning to the topic of the Loud house, the dear Rob, was the result of many investigations on the part of Lisa, she asked the interdimensional boy for all kinds of DNA samples such as hair, saliva, and blood of course, which He agreed in exchange for some inventions in his room, the exchange was fair, Lisa wanted to investigate how Rob could break the barriers of physics like nothing, with the stupid things he did, in his view Rob was just an idiot with powers, but he thought that researching it might bring great scientific breakthroughs.
While Lucy held her firm belief that Rob was just some kind of interdimensional magical dark entity that represents the truly chaos in the form of a human, Lisa wanted to prove the opposite, to find him a scientific explanation on the interdimensional boy Rob (in other words to look the fifth leg to the cat, you know how Lisa is, she denies the illogical)
Even Lisa interviewed Rob, while she took notes on his words. He wanted to know about his origin, the reason for his existence, what his home world was like, and also what his life was like when he was an ordinary human being, he mentioned that he had already been in Royal Woods at some points in the past so He investigated the historical events in Royal Woods on his laptop, he had the enviable ability to travel in time, but that power could only be used every two months according to Rob, when she investigated, it was his surprise to see some black and white photos , old graphics, one of them showed Rob putting up a "fuck you" finger to one of the founders of the town, Lisa raised an eyebrow at that image, read about some events that happened in the community, and could see that Rob was the cause, not the purpose, that was more than obvious.
The explosion of a factory in 1970? Rob was the cause, the Mick Swagger concert where his electric guitar exploded causing a townwide blackout in 1995? Rob was the cause, The Great Royal Woods Flood of 1938? Rob was the culprit, in all the photos of those events you could see the sucker with his typical "I don't care face", it did not take her so long to deduce the cause of those events.
Things became more interesting for everyone was when on the night of January 13, all the town's broadcasts on TV were interrupted, on the screens of each television in each house, the interdimensional boy was seen trying to destroy the Loud family. , wanting to lower them into an acid tank, although most people thought that this "Show" was just a fake movie with a very bad budget and poor quality, the police did not hesitate to visit the Loud residence and question the adults in the home, Rob convinced Mr. and Mrs. Loud to go along with the rumors in the community, to say that all that they saw was pure acting and part of the channel.
Luckily for the entire Loud family, the pair of policemen believed them and left, not before one of them left a card with his number for Rob since that officer wanted to be an actor or at least an extra.
After that event, Rob's popularity had increased, not only earning the fear of the neighbors towards him because of the chaotic way of having fun with him, but also the respect of some students at the Royal Woods school. Especially teenagers, so much so that many approached Lucy for the first time to flood her with questions.
"What's up with Rob Lucy?"
"Is it true that he tried to destroy you and your family?"
"Lately Lincoln hangs out more with him than with Clyde, are they really friends?"
"They said that he's comes from another dimension, is that true? Are you sure he's not coming to conquer us?"
"For the times I've seen him in the detention room, I don't think he is a good influence on your brother. Is Rob good or bad?"
The little Goth Loud calmly answered all the questions that came to her.
—A wave so destructive to the point of not knowing if I like it or not
-Of course, the trouble is that he didn't make i- (they looked at her in confusion)
—Yes, Lincoln likes Rob a lot, they always have fun together, I've never seen him so smiling with someone, but that's not why he's going to leave his friend Clyde aside.
—Yes, it comes from an unknown dimension beyond our understanding, believe me, you don't want to know the profane images they make of us or the way they imagine us in their world, don't worry, he doesn't think about conquering our world, it seems to him very boring-
—Yes, obviously he is a bad influence but he does not drag Lincoln into problems since he appreciates him as if he was a little brother to him, what if he is good or bad? I couldn't tell you, according to the summons book, Rob loves to have fun, even if it brings some disaster later, sigh, he seems like a good boy, but it is not known if he is good or bad, I just know that his head floats, along with Leni's, I haven't been able to understand him myself, believe me, it's a real dilemma to talk about Rob ... sigh.
Lucy finished saying.
Lisa was aware of all the rumors related to Rob, she was surprised when Lori told her that in a virtual group of social networks called "Royal Woods neighbors" they published a photo of Rob doing "Fuck you" along with the description "I am surprised that since this vandal moved in the Loud house has become more scandalous and unbearable than usual, that's all, I'm moving to Huntington oaks ", all seen from his cell phone, the profile was unknown.
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Resultados de traducción
(Flashbacks begin.)
Mrs. Rita Loud came from shopping at the supermarket. As she got off she called her offspring and her host.
-Kids! Rob! come help me with the bags! -
At that all the sisters and Lincoln along with Rob leaned out of the vanzilla tailgate with the bags.
-I bet you I will literally carry more bags- Lori bet.
-Oh you already roared Blondie girl- Rob replied.
So everyone grabbed the bags they could and ran at full speed at the end they all ended up crashing and on the ground, Luna was the winner, she did not hesitate to give her victory dance and sing.
-Good Luna! *singing* More bags what!? More bags what!?-
At that moment, Rob took the opportunity to snatch the bags from her and run into the house.
-HAHA, You idiot!-
—Ah? Hey, come back here Rob! -
...
At night everyone was in the living room watching a program on which they agreed on television, everything was calm until ...
-Bedtime boys!- Lynn Sr yelled.
-That goes for you too Rob!-
-Dammit…!-
-I'll go upstairs first!- Bet the little plumber Lana.
Everyone ran piling up on the stairs to end up falling one on top of the other being tight, Lynn Loud reached the "goal" first.
-HAHA losers!-
She celebrated by dancing and walking towards her room, while the defeated ones watched her annoyed.
-Hey, what happened to Rob?- Leni asked.
-Get off your back, Incestuous girls!-
-Does that answer your question Leni? - Lola said sarcastically.
In the only bathroom in the house, the toilet was clogged again, Rob had eaten a dozen hamburgers, and they'll figure out what happened next, but the interdimensional boy had an ace in his sleeve or the idiot believe it. Lincoln doubted him.
-Hey Rob, do you think it's safe to use dynamite to unclog the toilet?-
-Weeeell, I don't care if it isn't-
"BOOM!"
The explosion caused the entire area of the Franklin avenue neighborhood to shake, he uncovered the toilet yes, but the stupid problem is that there was no toilet, Lincoln and Rob were covered in smoke with their eyes wide open, Lola opened the door.
-I'm telling Dad!-
In Vanzilla, the entire Loud family had a family outing, Yes, Rob was invited too, he sat next to Lincoln, Lynn was in the middle of them, The Loud athlete was bored until an idea occurred to her.
-Hey Lincoln, let's play Auto Attack-
-How do you play that?-
-I hit you every time a car passes by-
A huge, sprawling truck carrying cars passed Vanzilla.
-Ohh good time-
(Lynn jr hits Lincoln many times)
"Pshh!" "Pshh!" "Pshh!" "Ugh!"
-Oh oh, my turn, my fucking turn- Rob said.
—Lynn Loud JR, for every bus that passes I will give you a bang—
-Oh, good luck with that, so far I haven't seen any pass by- Lynn said with a victorious tone.
Unfortunately for her, a long line of buses passed Vanzilla. Created chance from the author? Hmm Maybe.
-Hehehe prepare your shoulder motherfucker— Rob smirks evily.
April Fools Day had arrived at the Royal Woods, an infamous day and considered the day more feared than Friday the 13th for the Loud family. Since on this "holiday" so to speak, they endured Luan's relentless jokes until the clock strikes midnight, The Loud family found the furniture stuck on the ceiling.
-Oops, it seems that this joke is upside down hahaha, Get it?-
The next joke was when the house was filled with chickens.
-I see you will need" chicken "a lot hahaha, get it? -
Everyone growled annoyed at the joke, Rob spat out a chick. To the surprise and disgust of Lincoln and his sisters.
—What? And this? - He said surprised.
The next joke was for Rob, he was walking through the kitchen until he saw that there was a delicious bowl of soup on the table, he couldn't help but smell its aroma and taste it.
* sucks * hmmm not bad AAHH! -
Out of nowhere the 15-year-old comedian jumped on him causing him to sink his face into the soup.
-What a good slap you had, did you get it Rob? Hahahaha!"
-WHAT THE F*CK LUAN!-
His face wet with soup, Rob quickly took the Lynn's bat and started chasing the joker waifu around the Loud house.
(End of flashbacks.)
-Hmm, I should start writing down the events in the house-
The 4 years old Loud genius told herself.
Surprisingly today was an almost calm day, Rob decided to skip class and sleep in his bed in the basement all day, Lincoln would have a sleepover with his friends and he wanted to be wide awake for the occasion everyone went to school, there was no explosion in the house, the mythical corridor on the second floor was still full of noises as it always had just started the night, Rita Loud and Lynn sr brought Pizza for dinner, they all tasted it without fighting and in peace, something that is not very common with the Louds, of course Rob was the first of all to appear as soon as he detected the aroma of the rich Pizza.
When it was time to sleep, all the Loud sisters proceeded to go to rest for the next day in their rooms, Rob was the only one who was happy with the night schedule, Mrs. Loud granted Lincoln permission to bring his friends and create a sleepover, got her things ready.
-A box of cards to teach them the vice of the game? Ready, Dvd Blu ray of the movie The Conjuring to Trauma Lincoln's Friends? Ready, adult jokes to corrupt and pervert his naughty minds? Ready, Rusty, Liam, Zach, and Mainly Clyde, get ready fuckers, because all of you will lose your money tonight—
Rob said moving the stack of cards from one hand to another, with a smile adorning his face, Rob went up the stairs to the basement, turned around to the mattress, looked at his Hentai magazines on it and said:
-Darlings, I'll go out with friends, don't wait up for me, I love you-
He closed the basement door with a key, just in case, he went up the stairs, not caring about the creaking of these, and without caring that it woke up the Loud sisters, from outside, you could hear the talks of Lincoln and his group of friends, He was about to knock on the door until he felt a hand place itself on his shoulder, Rob soon recognized that it was the matriarch of the family, Rita Loud.
-What is it, Mrs. Loud? If something disastrous happened, can I assure you that this time I had nothing to do with it-
-It's not that, Rob, what's up?-
-What, You know I spy on everyone through the pipelines? Come on, Lucy does it too and no one claims her, not to mention Luan and Lisa's cameras placed—
-What? Did you ... let's forget that for now, it's about Lana and Lola—
—Huh, "Lanachan and Lolicon"? What wrong with the twins? -
—As you know, Rob, Lincoln is with his friends, and I can't go to disturb him, Lana and Lola can't sleep, they want someone to tell them a story, I tried to talk to Lynn, Luan, Luna, Lori and Leni but they already find deep asleep, you are my only option—
"Oh, I think I know where this is going. Do you want me to go and give you your fairy tale so that you can go quietly to the land of marijuana dreams?" Is that what you mean Mrs. Loud? I don't really know if I can, fairy tales are not very good for me, I had some childhood traumas with them.
(11 years ago, when Rob was only 6 years old ...)
Two infants were on the roof of a house. One of them had orange hair.
"Are you sure about this Rob, are we really going to fly if we think nice things?"
"Of course Saturnino, just beautiful thoughts and we will float like Peter pan, the story that my mother reads to me every night. Why the hell are you doubting Satur so much?"
"Well Rob, it's not that I don't trust you, but…." Do you remember that time we saw a snake and you told me that it was harmless and that I could caress it? -
"Get over it Satur" he took a breath
"At one o'clock,here I go , Now AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(He falls face down to the ground.)
The little orangehead kid peered down.
"Rob, are you okay?"
—Saturnino, I think the sexy fairy tooth will come today—
(End of the memorie.)
-Don't worry, I have faith in you, and I also know my two drops of water, Lana and Lola don't get bored of any story-
-Okay Okay I will-
-Good, but no erotic things or adult things in the stories!-
"Damn! Fine, but I'll make a few references—
—That's if I would let you pass, and if they ask you where the babies come from, you say the stork brings them—
-And isn't the stork bringing them anyway?- Rob said with a wink.
Which made Mrs. Loud giggle a little, she tapped him on the shoulder.
—Hahahaha Oh Rob, you're quite a case, I'm going to sleep, tell my little ones a story and then you can go to my Lincoln's sleepover—
-Sure, good night Mrs. Loud-
Rob stared at Lincoln's bedroom door for a moment, then went to the room of the identical and at the same time different sisters, quite different, on the one hand, there was Lana, the miniblonde who loved to bathe in the mud, have From pets to rats, lizards, snakes, training Charles, the dog, interested in all things plumbing, the cross-dimensional boy loved spending time with the little plumber, especially when they were playing dive in the vast puddles of mud. It reminded him of himself when he was her age.
On the other hand there was the other miniblonde, Lola Loud, proud, arrogant and a fucking snitch, she only does things well because it suits her, one of the most famous in the mini beauty contests, one of the cunning of the most astute, and One of the most desecrated by rule 34 in the fandom, Rob loved to annoy the little spoiled princess of the family from time to time regardless of the retaliation she has against him, although the last time he made her angry, he almost did not The account, since one day, Lola moved Rob's bed while he slept, great was his surprise when he woke up when he noticed that he was no longer in the basement of the house but on the tracks of a train.
-I'm going to kill her- were his only thoughts
Now Lola was not his great concern, his concern now was What the hell was he going to read to the twins and make them sleep?
-Very well, this is the plan, I am not going to enter her room until it occurs to me what little story I should tell you-
-Hi Rob- Lana greeted.
-Will you be the one to tell us a story this night? Because that would be great!—
Lola just rolled her eyes
-Oh great, Rob-
When Rob regained his lucidity, the super fool realized that he was already in the twins' room, they were in his beds looking at him expectantly, Plan A went to shit.
—FUCK! Umm… I mean Lanachan? Lolicon? Are you ready for a very cool story? - He said with a cheap smile, he didn't know where the hell to start.
-Yes!- The Loud twins answered
-And it better be good!- Lola warned.
—Oh my dear Loli, I have a great and assorted selection of stories that I can read to you in my fucking infinite magic pocket, just wait— he put his hand desperately in his pocket to see what the hell he got, he took out some books with somewhat controversial titles .
-What about this one? Little Red Riding Hood and the Pedophile Wolf Eater?
-Don't-
—IT the drunk clown ?
—No!—
- Fifty Shades children's version?
—Nah!—
-I already read that one- Lola said without emotion, Lana looked at her strangely.
-F*cking naughty little girl- Rob thought as he pulled out another book.
-Anyway, how about this one?- Hansel and Gretel, and before they send him to hell with a No, I must tell you that they are a pair of doxy twins curiously similar to you-
-Hmm it sounds interesting, tell it now- Lola asked.
-Yeah, I'd like to hear it too- Lana added.
-Well, here I start, no regrets huh?- Rob said before starting to tell the story. the twins nodded.
Once upon a time there were two twin sisters, nice and tender, both with blond hair, their names were Hansel (Lana) and Gretel (Lola), their father, he was a humble woodcutter, and he was similar to Lynn Sr, his wife, a humble mistress from home, who was similar to Rita Loud, With them lived a young boy who was previously a wandering alcoholic vagabond unemployed from kingdom to kingdom, now he was an assistant to the Woodcutter, together they threw down trees to make firewood.
-Very well Robbie (Rob) here we go, I'm going to throw the tree down, be careful if it falls near you- the woodcutter Lynn sr warned.
-Huh? Ah yes, as you say, Mr. Loud, I mean… Mr. Lumberjack,-
replied the young boy named Robbie who watched a beautiful maiden who was passing by like a fly hypnotized by the light. She greeted her and smiled at him. They were in an area near the enchanted forest. From what it took him to think.
-Is it really the woman? Or just a fucking apparition ghost from the forest, nah, whatever, I'll spend some good tonight in my room, in the barn, in my bed made of straw-
-Robbie , The tree!- the lumberjack yelled.
-What? (the tree falls) AAAAAGHHHHH! FUCK MY LIFE! I could use a cigarette right now-
The woodcutter shook his head.
—It can't be Robbie, but this is already 42 times that a tree falls on you—
-that's why no one wants to hire me maybe?-
After moving the fallen tree that was on the young and somewhat asshole Robbie, the proud Woodcutter brought the wood necessary to make the fire and that his wife prepare a delicious dinner. And also to sell. This was how he made a living, they finally reached the house.
-Darling, we are here!-
.Dar- darling, we have a huge problem- said his wife (Rita) with a worried face.
-What's the matter, honey?-
-yeah, what happened? An airplane? - Robbie asked.
-This- Mrs. Grimm said, showing them a long scroll apparently a communiqué from the king to the town and its surroundings. The woodcutter took it and began to read it. Apparently the unfortunate King created new taxes for the people to pay, and he would become richer than a watermelon, like all politicians today, no shit.
-Tax on food, tax on well water, tax on firewood, oh my god, tax on candles- Lynn the woodcutter quoted as she read the scroll.
-The king should go to the hell with that bullshit-
-There's also a tax on the rude words Robbie, watch what you say-
-Don't sh*t me!- Robbie yelled indignantly.
At dinner time, everyone ate quietly and without saying anything, something that did not go unnoticed by Hansel and Gretel, after dinner, the woodcutter went outside the house to contemplate the starry sky.
-I can't believe it if I pay for this, we won't have many doubloons to feed us all, but if I don't pay, we can be evicted! What will happen to our daughters? - said the lumberjack worried.
-If you care so much about the finances of your home, why don't you just leave the twins abandoned by the enchanted forest?" Maybe some werewolf will adopt them—
-Do you think that's the best?-
-Better that than starve here- said Robbie, smoking a cigarette without interest.
-Well, I suppose you're right, go Rob, I said Robbie, you finally say something witty-
-Thank you Mr. Loud, I mean Mr. grimm-
-But you will be the one who takes them to the forest!-
-FUCK, FINE , it's okay, I'll take them! Anyway…. I know the enchanted forest as if it were my own neighborhood, I will leave the girls in the heart of the forest, Done? -
-Done-
-If you're planning to get rid of me too, I want you to know that I can hunt my food for myself-
-Well that's better, one less burden to worry about.-
The next morning, Robbie went to the twins' room, woke them up and did not take long to tuck them in, picked them up with the excuse that he wanted to play hide and seek with them in the forest, It did not take long for the little doilies to notice that they were moving away from the house and deeper into the forest.
-Hey Gretel-
-What do you want Hansel?- Gretel answered with a certain boredom.
-Did you notice that Robbie is getting us well away from home?-
—Hmm, if I've been noticing that, hey Robbie—
-What's up "Lolicon"? I mean…. Gretel-
-Don't you think we're too far from home?" you are taking us to the center of the forest! We could get lost!—
-Don't worry girls, I know the forest well, besides, we go further so that we have a wider space of possible hiding places, so the game will be more interesting, do you understand?-
-Oh, it's fine! if you say so - they answered in unison, looking around somewhat doubtfully, some trees seemed to have faces, terrifying faces.
-Very good girls, we are here-
Hansel and Gretel topped when they saw a huge oak, old, green and so full of life.
-Wooow it's beautiful-
Hansel couldn't help but notice that this tree had already been seen elsewhere before, but where?
—Well girls, in this tree, you are going to lean on it, close your eyes, count to a hundred and I'll go to hell, I mean…. I'll hide-
Robbie said with a wide, nervous smile.
-Hey! Why do we two have to count to a hundred and not Hansel this time? - asked Gretel with a raised eyebrow.
-That's because... Because ... Because isn't it faster if you both find me?-
-Oh, okay, come on Hansel, count-
They both leaned against the large oak, closed their eyes and began to count.
—1… 2… 3… 4…
-Haha goodbye- Robbie ran away without noticing the tree in his path and crashed into it.
"PTTT!"
-God Damn it!- He backed away from the tree and kept running.
—96… 97… 98… 99… 100! Ready or not, here we go! -
The twins ran through the forest in search of Robbie, hours passed and they still could not find him, they were careful not to meet some beast or wild animal, after so many journeys in search of him. They finally got tired.
-Damn!- Gretel complained
-Where did he go?-
He looked at her sister Hansel who had a book open.
- and what are you doing?-
-Reading Duh…, I knew I had seen that oak tree before, look- Hansel held the book to Gretel, as she was not to read books, she only observed the graphics
-It is the largest tree in the forest, that means we are in the heart of the enchanted forest, Robbie brought us here to abandon us to our fate!-
-Oh that idiot,, just wait for me to put my hands on top of him, no one abandons this pretty little princess in the forest- said Gretel annoyed and pointing her finger at herself.
-Whatever you say, Your Grace- Hansel said sarcastically.
-How about we better find our way home before the night come?- This book could serve as a guide in this place—
-Well let's go-
Both twins walked through the forest they could not help but feel a certain chill as they observed the gloomy dry trees that formed claws, whose oaks had what seemed to be faces of horror.
-I don't like this forest, Hansel-
-Neither I do, Gretel, but we must keep moving, remember, no shouting or you will attract the attention of some forest creature-
-Hello girls- greeted them a Wolf appearing from the bushes. The little girls screamed.
—AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
-YOU WILL NOT EAT NEITHER ME OR MY GRANDMOTHER!- Hansela yelled. Before they started running away from the Wolf.
-¡I just wanted to know what time is it, rude little girls !- The Wolf shouted offended and going the way he came.
-Why do people always run away when they see me?-
Hansel and Gretel ran as fast as they could until they finally stopped to regain their energy, panting from exhaustion.
-Are that wolf following us? -
-No, I think we lost him-
-Good! Because I HATE THIS FOREST!- Gretel yelled with her fists clenched and stomping on the ground.
-Stop complaining Gretel, we must find shelter- Hansel suggested.
—It won't be long until nightfall—
-Oh great, and to top it all the night will come and we have nowhere to sleep. What could be worse !?-
—Hi girls, hmm Lana and Lola Loud ? I didn't think I found them around here - said a freckled, red-haired boy with glasses, you could tell he was a Nerd without a girlfriend or half social existence, he was a great artist but he used his gift for evil, you'll see what I mean by that.
-Lana and Lola? You mistake us for other people younger, I am Gretel and she is my sister Hansel, we are lost in this forest, and we are looking to get back home—
—Oh well, my name is Larry, and I am a well known artist, I have my Tumblr account and I draw Cloud—
-I only got the artist part- Hansel said.
-So you draw?-
-Yes, I'm a very detailed artist, I was wondering if I couldn't draw them- said the boy named Larry.
-Oh sure-
-Unclothed-
-What !?- they exclaimed in unison.
-It's that they look a lot like the twins from my favorite show, just let me draw them without any garment, it's for my Tumblr, you can leave just that Dutch pointy hat, it's so Hot- he said pointing a finger at Gretel, she whispered to her twin.
-Shh Hansel, this guy is scarier than the Wolf-
-Yes, let's walk back slowly and run away—
Walking slowly in reverse, Larry noticed.
-Oh no, don't even think about it!-
—AAAAHHHH! -
Hansel and Gretild sprinted through the woods until they finally lost the disturbing artist. That was definitely a lot worse than ten wolves put together.
-I hope I don't have any more surprises like that. I'M GOING TO KILL ROBBIE FOR THIS! - Hansel said, recovering.
-Ya,me too ... Look! – Gretel said pointing a finger at a house.
This house looked very different from any that the twins have seen, it was made of sweets, it had chocolate walls, columns of candy, an old witch came out of it who looked kind, she was damn similar to Sue, the controlling nurse of the asylum where Pop pop was, only that she had green skin, she had the typical pointed hat that witches wear.
-Come on girls come in, I have all the kinds of sweets you want- he offered with a smile.
-I know it's not Halloween, but I'll accept anyway-
Gretel was going to walk towards the house, but she was stopped by Lana I mean… Hansel.
-Wait Gretel, don't you realize she's a witch? If she doesn't invite over to her house, she's going to be eating us! says it in the book—
—Hansel, that Book makes you too paranoid, that's why I don't like books, trust my instincts, if a lady offers you sweets it's because a good person—
-I guess you're right, let's go-
Meanwhile in the house of the woodcutter Mrs. Grimm, Robbie had returned to the house, to warn them that he accomplished his mission.
-MR Loud, I mean Mr Grimm, I'm back!" I already took care of the twin abandonment operation—
-¿¡ twins Abandonment !? What are you talking about !? - said Mrs. Grimm worried and alarmed.
-Well- well Mrs. Grimm, the truth is that… it was her husband's idea! I did what he asked me—
-Lynn you have to bring our daughters back immediately!" If you don't want to see what I'm capable of with a frying pan- Rita threatened.
-Come on dear, I didn't think it was such a bad idea, you have to understand, or it was them or us, the money is not enough for everyone and you know it. If we don't pay the new taxes, the king's men will behead us! It is also the enchanted forest, I am sure that some fairy will take pity on them and take care of them.
-You will need someone to take care of you after I temporarily incapacitate you if you don't bring my babys back to me!-
Lynn the lumberjack gulped at that, there was nothing worse than his pissed-off wife, maybe his mother-in-law, but that was aside, he got an idea, he smirked at his wife and brought her waist towards his.
-If you want we can replace them- he said in a romantic and seductive way, he knew that it never failed with her, but it failed, Rita looked at him with narrowed eyes annoyed.
-Oh, fine! it's okay! Robbie go bring our ... but what the hell !?
The couple, totally surprised, observed Robbie sitting in a director's chair, wearing a director's hat, next to them were cameramen and people holding the microphone.
—I say replace them. Do you have any idea how much a video of you two doing hot things in fandom is worth? Come on, start making the magic sex, Lights! Camera! Action!-
-Hanseeeelll!" Greteeell! Where the hell are you girls!?- shouted Robbie who was now in the enchanted forest again, still rubbing his butt from the strong kick that Lynn Sr gave him
Suddenly a little shiny creature flew around Robbie — stupid mosquito — he crushed him with both hands, he was surprised when he heard a high-pitched scream come from his hands.
-Aaaaaah you hurt me!- said the little girl in pain on the ground, curiously the fairy looked like Leni Loud.
-You are a fairy! Uh excuse me I thought you were a bloated mosquito, I'm going to help you—
-Help! Help! A human! and he wants to abuse me! -
-What the f*ck are you talking about!? Why would I want to do that with a tiny fairy, I also have a huge sausage, it won't even fit in your drawer—
—AAAAHHH! Help! Help!
-stop screaming! I told you that I won't do anything to you! -
-What's going on here?- Said a voice, Robbie, he observed an elf, accompanied by some trolls, ogres, goblins and some fairies.
-This human immobilized me to want to rape me!- accused the fairy in the ground.
-Oh no, no no no!- Robbie denied moving his hands to both sides
-I don't know where this crazy stupid fairy think that from, I didn't want to do that, I mistook her for a mosquito and I hurt her, it was just that, I wanted to help her and she misinterpreted things."
-Even if it's true- said the elf
-What kind of dumbass would mistake a fairy for a mosquito !?-
-Uhm, me?-
-Stone this jerk!- The elf yelled.
Robbie quickly started racing.
—AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK! -
The forest creatures threw stones of all sizes at him, Robbie increased his speed when he saw the ogres start throwing rocks at him.
Meanwhile in the gingerbread house, The witch enslaved Gretel who was now sweeping the floor, as for Hansel, she was chained from the ankle to the wall, she was eating all the cakes, donuts, and puddings that the witch gave her.
-Me and my stupid instinct- Gretel grumbled to herself as she swept unwillingly.
-Haha Gretel you were right, the witch is very kind- said hansel with her mouth stained with chocolate.
—Lana I mean… Hansel, that Witch treats you like a pig—
-Well, I love pigs-
—I already know that Hansel, I mean that Witch is making you fat and then eating you—
-Well, what can we do?- Hansel said, taking a bottle of salt and laying on herself, Gretel raised an eyebrow at that.
-Less talk!" Keep sweeping or I'll hit you with the broom- the witch threatened.
Gretel snorted annoyed at that, she was a princess, or so she imagined, she didn't have to do this and she spoke defiantly to the witch.
-What is the need to keep the floor clean? Nobody seems to come here! Besides you don't even have a boyfriend! -
-Of course I have a boyfriend!- The witch defended herself.
-Oh yeah? Whats his name?-
"It's ... It's ... George …hmm… Cauldron!"
-Ooooh George Cauldron will you introduce me to "Ed Ladle"?-
Gretel said in a mocking tone much to the witch's chagrin and she started to laugh, but she soon stopped in her tracks when the Witch lifted her arm. putting it face to face.
—You will go to the oven first—
In the forest, Rob, I mean Robbie was coming through the forest, with minor injuries from the scourge that the "Neighbors" of the forest gave him.
-What the FUCK, I hadn't run so much since the time I was a grave robber, I need to eat something to recover energy- He observed a house in the distance.
-Oh, a candy house, that will do!-
-Go! Come in there! - The witch demanded who was pushing Gretel towards the oven, the little blonde was holding on to the oven door with her little hands and legs, like a cat. Suddenly great was the surprise of the twins when they saw Robbie devouring the wall of the house in front of them.
—Robbie ! - exclaimed Gretel.
-You came to save us!- Hansel added with a smile.
-Save you? Pffft Oh please, I just came to recharge for a moment, then I'll see, by the way, how did you end up here? let me guess, Larry's wanker right? -
-What do you think?- Said Gretel sarcastically.
-Anyway, I'll keep eating- Robbie said biting the column causing half the roof of the house to open, much to the witch's annoyance.
-That's a candy cane, YOU STUPID PIG!-
Furious, she cast her spell, her spell against Robbie, turning her arms into brooms, they moved by themselves
— What the HELL? Why do I feel this is a reference? –
Then the witch transformed half of her body into part of a chicken, her head turned into catfish, with rabbit ears, with his new form, Robbie walked defiantly as if he were a rooster towards the witch.
-Very brave, very Macha, HUH?-
The impatient witch pushed him into the oven, Robbie smelled the fire.
—Hmm how yummy, it smells like cooked catfish, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IT'S MEEEE! AAAAAHHH YOU MOTHERF*CKER WITCH! -
Robbie screamed trying to get her head out of the oven, but the witch had more strength, Gretilda took advantage of her that she had her back to her and pushed her into the oven, Robbie closed the oven, and lit the fire.
—AAAAAAHHHHHH not again! Get me out of here, this is already very cliché! - The witch shouted as she burned in the oven, Robbie and the twins smiled, when the witch burned, Robbie returned to his normal form. suddenly they saw a handsome young blond approaching.
-Good afternoon, I'm George Cauldron, I came by Sue for our date-
-Oh wait, the old lady will be ready in fifteen minutes- Robbie said, turning the knob on the oven from "low heat" to "high heat", he and the twins gave an almost evil laugh:
—Ahahahahaha
-Hahahahaha
-Hehehehehehe
-But the concert is at eight- said the surprised young man.
After that, they walked back home, Robbie came up with the brilliant idea of going to give the goblins a chest of gold, in order to return home and give them a better economy, that benefited them a lot, over time the The family became rich, they changed that hut they called home for a mansion, over the years, the woodcutter and his wife had nine more children, one of them was born with white hair, and so Hansel and Gretel became the best older sisters for them.
They were all happily eating at the large table.
-Does anyone else want eggs?- Lynn Grimm asked proud of her great family.
-Yeah!- They all said at the same time.
-Okay Robbie, you heard them, do your thing-
* Sigh * -I guess I deserve this for giving you the idea to leave them in the woods-
Lynn sr nod in response.
-Well, there it goes-
The witch's spell did not disappear completely with young Robbie, since he was still half chicken in the lower part of his body, he was over his "makeshift nest"
-Here we go, just one more, GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ALREADY GETTING ALREADY GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR JUST A LITTLE MORE-
With a ragged breath, Rob expelled the big egg in great pain.
—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
….
-And the End- said Rob
- did you like the story? please say yes—
-Hahaha it was a fun tale, Rob- Lana said.
-I liked the part where the twins had brothers and they were the oldest- Lola added.
-That Robbie guy reminds me a lot of you, Rob-
-Sometimes we want to be the oldest, you know, to have certain freedoms.-
Rob looked at the twins strangely.
—Oh girls, why do they need to be older? It's boring, believe me, I know, you better live your childhood, enjoy it while you can, do you really want to be like Lori? Please believe me she doesn't always like to be bossy, sometimes she wishes she was your age so she doesn't get stressed all the time—
-Really?- said the Loud twins in unison.
—Yes, enjoy your childhood while you can Lana and Lola Loud, never forget it, and yes, that Robbie is like me, it could be, the difference is that I would never abandon you in a forest, you two are too cute for that—
-Awww thanks Rob- Lana said-
-good night!- they both said before turning over and sleeping.
—Rest, my little beings of chaos— said Rob with a smile.
Rob slowly closed the door, and was thoughtful, the truth that those little girls were adorable, and much more when you have them face to face, in person. He never imagined it but so his life stirred, until a memory invaded him.
-What the hell was it going to be? Oh yeah, the best, craziest and fucking sleepover that Linky and his friends will go through in his fucking life, I already have my own "truth or punishment" cube that I got from Mewni, but first I'll give them a scare -
With a flamethrower and a hockey mask on, Rob made his way to Lincoln's room.
TO BE CONTINUED.
funny crazy chapter of Rob living with the Louds.
Remember, Rob the interdimensional boy feeds on the energy of chaos, and what place is more chaotic than the Loud house?
that's why he likes to be there.
today
the big premiere of the Loud house movie in Netflix
I have Netflix
Long live the king.
see you in the next translated chapter.