Here we go again.

Enjoy the second part.

This March 13th was the anniversary of the premiere of such an infamous episode.

Here we go again, part 2

Rob yawned a little but stood up while scratching his back, he was able to recognize the four people in front of him, who had called him.

-Well then…-

Before he could say anything else, Lisa quickly grabbed his arm and injected him with something that caused the drugs to wear off.

-Hey! Thank you! - Rob said very sarcastic.

-Now I will have to get addicted and rot in my happy misery again-

-I'm sorry for doing that, but we need you in your five senses if we want to solve this mystery how many am I...-

"Yes, you're Lisa Loud, but an adult," Rob interrupted and continued talking while he pointed at each one.

-This is your sister Lori, this is Clyde, and she must be Officer Schoffner, I know you well, I have met versions of you-

"Well, you know who we are, so you know why we summoned you here?" Lori asked.

Rob touched Lori's mind and could see her memories.

Memories of Lori

*Lincoln being accused of giving bad luck by Lynn*

*Lincoln pretending to give bad luck*

*Lincoln in a squirrel suit outside the Loud house*

*She and Leni scream when they find her dead brother with signs of having been stabbed*

Rob releases Lori, and already deduces everything he had seen.

-Well, I guess, someone killed poor Lincoln, and they want me to find the murderer-

"You're not wrong about that," Lisa said.

-Why shouldn't I kill them?-

-Because whoever killed Lincoln is still free, and we already paid enough, me, Lori, and Lily are the only Louds still alive-

-The other sisters were brutally murdered by that madman!- Clyde explained.

"Brutally murdered," Rob repeated as he wrote it in a notebook.

-We are quite sorry, and I have something that may be useful to you if you help us- said Lisa, showing a plate.

-Uh Pastafrolas?- asked Rob asked.

-I LOVE IT!-

Rob ate the entire plate of pastafrolas.

-Ah, all my souls have rested and my stupid stomach is happy-

Rob looked at these people for a moment, he thought about it for a moment

-Well, you got me, Rob is going to help you, but you will have to follow my unfortunate rules, ONE, always listen to me, Rob, two, I have a bad memory and I repeat things, three, if I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I eat whenever I want, FOUR , I can say whatever I want whenever the hell I want, so I don't want complaints, five, I have a bad memory and I repeat things, was I clear?-

Lori, Lisa, Clyde and Schoffner looked at each other but nodded at the interdimensional traveler's demands.

-Okay, just... don't cause us problems, we know about you thanks to Lisa literally researching the multiverse-

Lori walked giving Rob a challenging look, he didn't flinch.

-You are a murderer, we need a beast to hunt another beast, that's the only reason we need you-

Rob just smiled.

-Let me Guess, you feel remorse for not helping your ONLY brother when you could, or you just want to make up for something just to feel good about yourself, or the most used, you do this just to look good with your dearest Bobby and so that he doesn't leave you alone. Have he realized late that you are a b*tch? im wrong?-

-Son of… a!-

-Lori!- Lisa called.

Lori walked away from the dimension traveler while she grumbled, Rob smiled at having annoyed Lori despite not knowing which one he got right, Lisa straightened her glasses.

-Well, Rob, do you know where you are?-

Rob looked around, there were floors with old cracks, walls with old cracks, there was no doubt, this must be the abandoned Royal Woods mansion, he recognized the place, he was here, in another dimension.

-Yes, this is the mansion where the haunted mansion was once used, isn't it? - deduced the dimension traveler.

Lisa nodded.

-That's how it is-

-Witnesses have said that the mysterious killer was seen around here- Officer Schoffner explained.

-They have killed all our sisters and our parents- Lisa explained.

-except for Lori, Leni was able to escape, but then she was found in the hospital... suffocated with a pillow-

-Poor Leni- Clyde said regretfully.

-she was the only person who had seen the murderer, she could have given us a description to catch him once and for all-

-Well, if she's killed all the Louds, that means he could be someone close- Rob said thoughtfully.

-That was ruled out- Lisa said.

-the killer started killing people who are NOT Louds, Flip, Mr. Grouse, Fiona, Cristina, Cookie, Jackie, Mandee, Taylor, Anderson, Pablo, Rusty spokes, Zach gurdle, Liam hunnicut, Jordan Rosato, and recently... Stella Zhau-

-okay, I don't have anyone anymore, did the murderer really leave no clues? And they say they have him cornered here? Are you guys really f*cking sure about that? - Rob asked.

-I have hundreds of officers surrounding the mansion area, if they see any suspects, they will report them to me immediately- said Officer Schoffner.

Rob shrugged.

-If you say so, honey, I'll take you at your word. Come on, let's look for the stupid son of a bitch who sent Lincoln away.

Lisa, Lori, Clyde and Schoffner along with Rob walked through the corners of the mansion.

-Tell me Lisa, what do you do?-

-I am a forensic investigator, for years I was able to identify the patterns on the bodies of the victims that my brother's murderer left behind-

-I'm a night security guard- said Clyde.

Rob raised an eyebrow showing little interest.

-I deduced it from your Mcbride outfit-

-Oh sure, of course hehe- he said, scratching the back of his neck.

-and I also deduced from your outfit that you could be a businesswoman or manager in something Lori, is that right Lori Loud?-

-Do you want a prize for that?- Lori asked sarcastically.

-She's so sexy when she's angry, isn't she?- Clyde asked.

Rob noted that in this universe Clyde still hadn't gotten over his crush on Lori.

-Yes...- he answered quietly agreeing.

They both walked behind Lori and kept looking at her butt, Lori turned around, Clyde and Rob quickly looked away, whistling.

-You guys are good at hiding- Lori thought sarcastically.

-Guys, I'll go find a bathroom around here-

-What? You can't separate yourself from the group Lori, the murderer could be in any corner of the mansion!- Lisa warned.

-You worry too much, you forget that I know self-defense-

-Of course, and Lynn and Lola knew kung fu, where are they now?-

Lori did not respond and walked away from the group in search of a toilet.

-Don't blame her Lisa- Rob said.

-besides, we all know that women biologically cannot hold urine like mens do-

-She prefers to go to the bathroom than think about her life, my sister Lori should have been the example, but she continues with her stupid decisions-

-Well, that's her problem Lisa-

-Yes, hers... wait a moment, you could go watch Lori and accompany her, right? -

-I'm not a bodyguard you know?-

Suddenly the four heard a scream.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!-

-that's Lori!-

-Come on!-

Rob, Lisa, Clyde and Officer Schoffner who loaded their weapons ran down the long hallway of the mansion towards where they heard the scream.

Only to arrive and find Lori, hanging, crucified with hundreds of daggers stuck into her neck.

-Lori!- Clyde exclaimed, they put her down, but there was nothing they could do, Lori Loud had died.

-Oh Lori, my dear Lori, my queen, my muse, my inspiration, my eternal dream woman, I still remember when I saw you for the first time and….-

-Clyde…. I don't think she can hear you-

-I know she can't hear me Rob! but I want to express my sorrow for her in some way, and make Lori feel it, wherever she is-

Rob rolled his eyes.

-Well, Loud, Schoffner, look for clues, no one can commit a crime and disappear without leaving at least a f*cking trail, geez-

Lisa and the female officer nodded and did as Rob told them, Rob pulled out a bottle of alcohol and started drinking from it.

Clyde notices a silhouette moving from outside the room, Clyde quickly draws his gun and fires.

BANG!

-What the hell!?- Rob shouted.

-What the hell are you doing, Mcbride?- Officer Schoffner shouted.

-There he is! is the murderer! I'll go get him! - Clyde jumped in pursuit.

-I'll catch you bastard! For killing my Lori!

- came here, you moron- Rob shouted, calling for Clyde, but he didn't come back.

-Just as I knew- Lisa said.

-What's wrong Lisa?- Rob asked.

-As with all victims, the killer left an almost microscopic trail of an unknown green matter?-

-Unknown? You say the suspect is an alien?

-Please don't be stupid, they seem to be homemade seaweed that I like to eat, but no one but me digests them- Lisa said, completely bewildered.

-I still don't know how you can eat that Lisa- Rob asked.

-Reinforce the perimeter!- Schoffner ordered her officers over the radio, then the uniformed officer tried to communicate with Clyde.

-Clyde? everything is alright? Can you hear me, Clyde? Mcbride, answer!

-AAAAAHHHHH-

They heard Clyde's scream followed by a couple of gunshots.

-We have to look for Clyde! Come on!- Officer Schoffner ordered, Rob stopped her.

-Wait Schoffner, I have an idea, while you can go with Lisa-

Rob was walking down the lonely hallway of the mansion.

-Okay, it's just you and me!- Rob shouted while smoking a cigarette.

-why do not you show yourself!? I'm easy prey! You return Clyde alive in exchange for me, it's a fair deal, right?

Rob knew that the killer was not aware of his powers, if he showed up to try to kill him he could take him down very easily.

A hunter who knew how to hide his footsteps well, but he was just an ordinary human being, that was what Rob expected.

Passing by one of the rooms in the mansion, Rob notices something.

-What the hell?-

There was a body hanging, he sneaks in, looks both ways, hoping not to see a surprise.

Rob approaches the body and his fears are confirmed, Clyde hanging and with knives stuck all over his body.

-What in the Fridays!?-

Rob notices something, and there he sees it, a strange sticky greenish fragment, this time more colorful, Rob takes it and licks it.

-YUCK! Lisa was right, these are homemade seaweed, but who could?-

He quickly remembered everything the Loud genie had told him.

-As with all victims, the killer left an almost microscopic trail of an unknown green matter-

"They seem to be the homemade seaweed that I like to eat, but no one but me digests them"

"It can't be... the murderer was always with us, Lisa was the murderer all the time!"

Rob heard a female maniacal laugh right behind him and slowly turned around to see Lisa Loud with a sinister smile.

-You discovered me!- Lisa pulled a lever, activating a hidden trap.

The interdimensional boy reacted quickly and jumped to avoid two sharp spiked logs that collided, Rob landing on his feet on the couch.

-Damn, I knew I should have seen your mind first! I knew there was something wrong with you Lisa!-

-Lisa? I'm afraid you've got the wrong person now, Lisa's gone on sabbatical dear, now you're dealing with Liz! It is a pleasure to meet the very interdimensional entity of infinite idiocy and "avenger of Lincolns" Rob in person.

Now everything was clear to Rob, this all seemed to be a well-organized trap, and this young adult version of Lisa had split personality disorder.

-So double personality right?-

-There is no doubt that you have experience-

-This is coming from someone who really had those problems before-

-You see, the nerdy Lisa you knew stopped being the same Lisa a long time ago in this dimension-

*flashback to the past*

"That night, it would be a rainy night, I could see storm clouds approaching on the horizon"

Lisa was at her desk, until she sighed and began to feel sorry for her brother who was sleeping outside in a squirrel suit.

Baby Lily, although innocent of everything that was happening around her in her large family, could tell that something was not right with Lisa.

"That night I bought a very large, warm blanket for my brother, that would prevent him from getting too wet in the rain and keep him warm"

"I left my room and I couldn't help but look with disgust and contempt at all my sisters, they continued with their activities in the hallway, I don't know how they could continue with their lives without even thinking about how bad Lincoln was having a time outside, maybe I did a favor in killing them, maybe my sisters were potential future psychopaths worse than me"

-Seeing how Lucy and Lola were, I wouldn't be surprised- Rob said.

*flashback*

I went outside but I saw something that changed me forever, there I saw him, my brother's murderer, the storm had arrived but there was only thunder.

My instinct activated and I hid in a bush, I watched in complete shock as that bastard stabbed my brother to death with a large knife without mercy, he laughed while he did it, and insulted him.

-Hahahahahah you are pathetic Larry, look, now your sisters treat you worse than an animal, they didn't love you as much as you thought, you always were and will be NOTHING!-

A left twitch in Lisa's eyes.

"That day caused something in Lisa's young mentality, a kind of disorder from not knowing how to process a murder seen in person, in that moment I was born, the dark side of her, the wild side of her, me, Liz"

*end of Flashback*

-and since then, little by little I began to take control-

-and the murders began-

Liz nodded in response, not changing her psychotic smile.

-Exactly Rob, it's great that you discovered the thread of my sweater in Clyde, I was already getting desperate that it took you so long to discover me!-

Liz began to attack Rob by throwing knives at him, he began to dodge them.

-Okay, I understand, you were born as a result of trauma, but…why kill people who didn't hurt you? Flip, well, actually, I don't care that you killed him, Mr. Grouse? Well, the poor old man was already old, the trio of idiotic redheads and virgins? Bah, not even his parents would cry for them, Jordan Rosato? That girl can be eaten by an armored titan, with her stupid dog Courage... i mean Ajax -

-I admit they were innocent- Liz confessed.

-But I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy killing them slowly-

-You were with us when Lori and Clyde had died. How come…-

-Holograms-

-Oh, sure, that makes sense-

She pressed a button, and knives shot out of the paintings.

Rob quickly took out shields, covering himself with the two shields that received the knives.

-Don't try that again, do you want to kill me? I warn you, as an interdimensional being I have instant regeneration and a lot of resistance-

Rob threw the shields at Liz.

-Catch them now, you damn crazy woman!-

Liz quickly dodged the shields Rob threw at her, unfortunately for her, that was just a distraction.

She dodged her shields only to see Rob leaping at her.

-GOTCHA!-

Now he was on top of Lisa, he grabbed her arms, she struggled and even tried to bite Rob's nose, but he moved away from her.

-calm down beast, I can spit fire at you and goodbye to your earthly existence, let's see what you really plan-

Rob touched Lisa's mind and was able to see into her memories and her future plans, he was now inside the mind of the Loud genie.

There was a blood path to her brain, and there were the corpses that Liz left, some without faces, she removed their faces and left them hanging.

-How did I never think about that?- the interdimensional boy thought to himself.

He could see the real Lisa naked and chained, without her characteristic glasses, there was no doubt that the other personality called Liz was gaining complete control over Lisa's mind and body.

Rob approached her.

-Did you know about all this Lisa? Did you know about her?-

Lisa was scared but she shook her head.

-No, I didn't know, I never thought that all this time, it was myself that I was the beast I was looking for, but upon discovering what her intentions were, I decided to stop fighting and let Liz take care of everything-

-about what? Kill innocent people!? No, I'm not talking about your sisters and your parents, they can be raped by demons in hell now and I wouldn't care at all-

-No, none of that, what interests us, avenging Lincoln-

A newspaper comes flying and smashes into Rob's face.

-My buttocks! I mean, my face!

He read the front page of that newspaper and read a name that he completely disliked.

-his... f*cking ...mother of him-

"Chandler Mccann arrested for the murder of Meli Ramos"

-It was him, he killed Lincoln, wasn't it?-

Lisa nodded in response, closing her eyes and tearing up.

-He is in prison for stabbing poor Meli hundreds of times- Lisa explained.

-that RAT deserves to suffer before disappearing completely-

-I'm sorry Liaa, it will sound absurd, but I have a personal rule not to kill people who are already paying for their crime in prison-

-But no one said anything bad about sending Liz to where Chandler is locked up-

Rob opened his eyes in surprise, that idea was not far-fetched, and he smiled maliciously, his eyes turned black, while his teeth turned into fangs and a black liquid came out from between them.

*demonic voice*

-Very good f*cking idea-

Rob wakes up to find himself on top of Liz, she is just laughing.

-hahaha Then, you already know, you should tell Schoffner-

-She already knows, she heard everything-

-what!?-

Suddenly the police kicked in the door of the room and entered, other officers entered and destroyed the windows.

Everyone pointed at Liz who was still being held by Rob, he smiled.

-Excellent! There are men of the law and this time they are not targeting me!-

-Lisa Loud, Liz or whatever your name is, you are arrested for the murders committed throughout the city of Royal Woods, you have the right to remain silent, everything you say will be used against you, you have stained the forensic institution and caused great "disappointment"- said Officer Schoffner, taking out the handcuffs.

She puts the handcuffs on Liz, Liz and Rob looked at each other knowingly, Rob started to laugh.

-HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA-

Officer Schoffner looked at him confused.

-And that evil laugh?-

-It's a laugh of TRIUMPH! Whatever, I'm leaving-

Rob left the mansion, when the forensic experts were carrying Lori's lifeless body, he quickly took advantage of the fact that no one was near her and took off Lori's pink bra, he began to smell her scent.

-Hmmm it's still warm, die of envy Mcbride-

He created a green portal and left that universe.

In a prison on a rocky sea coast, far from Michigan...

Lunchtime had ended, a certain thin, red-haired man was being led by a young female guard to his cell.

-Ugh, the food is disgusting, the drinks are never fresh, and besides, if there is a riot here, I swear I will take advantage of killing the chef-

The redhead entered his cell, another day in that prison hell.

-Well well, finally I see you again...Chandler Mccann-

Chandler turns to see Lisa Loud, one of the sisters of whom he considered a loser, emerge from the darkness of his cell.

-Lisa Loud? How the hell did you get in here?

-Well, I knew that if I murdered people in the bloodiest and most possible ways, they would send me to YOUR prison, BUT to get to your cell I would need just a little help-

-Help?- Chandler asked confused.

The redhead looked at the window of his cell to see a young blonde girl who was a security guard. She smiled maliciously and said a single word to give the inmate a clue, and at the same time, insult him.

-Poo poo….that's you Mccann-

-Lily- Chandler said to herself, he smiled evilly and applauded.

-Lisa Loud, from science prodigy to serial killer, who would say?-

-Hahahahaha, oh no, Lisa Loud no longer exists, she only exists "Liz", I am Lisa's psychotic personality, I was born the night I witnessed a certain redhead... cruelly murder my brother-

"Liz" gave the redhead a withering look, Chandler rolled his eyes at him in response.

-Oh yes, split personality, I understand, how original!- he said sarcastically.

-that is VERY trite. What is the number to dial the ideas police over here?-

-Lisa never had any idea who the murderous Verdedaro was, she has always been my accomplice without knowing it, but it took her so long to discover it, that I decided to hire someone who was capable of discovering it- Liz explained.

-Anyway, Lisa no longer exists here, Lisa was my last victim, or the penultimate? - said Lisa who now proclaimed herself "Liz", taking out a huge, sharp kitchen knife.

-Penultimate?- Chandler repeated, starting to get scared and back away, knowing what was coming.

Liz just laughed maniacally.

-hahahahahahahaha, Come on, don't look at me like that, be thankful that I'm the one who kills you, another person who wanted to avenge Lincoln had a much worse fate in store for you-

Liz turns on the old record player playing a classic opera song, Liz does a dance as she approaches the old redhead, with a sinister smile, raising her knife high.

-GUARD! GUARDS!- Chandler shouted.

Chandler Mccann took refuge in the corner of his cell while he covered himself with his arms, looking at Liz, beginning to scream at the possibly bloody painful end of him.

-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!-

Outside the cell door, in the window, you could only see Liz sadistically stabbing Chandler over and over again while blood came out from under the door.

Lily who was the guard was simply lying next to the cell door, twirling her club, chewing a piece of gum and pretending that she didn't hear Chandler's last screams of horror.

Lisa as a psychopath would be really dangerous, she is calculating, a prodigy in creating somewhat advanced weapons, bombs, chemicals, she knows how to make surgical cuts and remove organs.

It's ironic, that she had to need help from the stupidest multiversal being to be discovered, but of course we talk about Liz, her dual personality.

Chandler got what he deserves for killing Lincoln in that universe, without knowing that he created a monster.

This March 13 was the anniversary of No Such Luck (2017)

Until the next update, this is eltioRob95.