Wait, so I have to pick a name for my character?

I mean, duh. After that long introduction about the war and all? Between Humans and Monsters? It'd make sense to choose a name for yourself.

Yeah, I guess. I feel kinda bad about the Monsters, though. Imagine having to live underground for millennia.

Dude, just write something! I've sort of played through the start of this game before. You don't need to overthink everything!

Yeahhh, I gotta agree with H.

What the—? Where'd you come from?!

I just heard 'overthink' and I'm already like, "Yeah, all signs point to you."

But I just started this game! I have questions

That will be answered as you play, now just start it!

...The music is kinda nice, though.

Oh, so this is a videogame? Nice! Which one?

An indie RPG game called Undertale. S just found it on Steam and wants to make the mistake of wasting hours upon hours of attaching herself to the characters.

I won't! I don't even know who they are!

I dunno, S. You've had a... pretty questionable history of throwing yourself across rooms and demanding why characters have to die by the hands of bloodthirsty authors—

Alright, alright, shouldn't you be doing the laundry right now, M?

Ehh, that can wait. But you should probably just decide on a name right now.

Thank you! Finally!

Okay, jeez! Uh... maybe something reckless... brave? Ambitious, impulsive, kinda hotheaded...

OhmygodIwillwhackthiskeyboardagainstyourheadifyoudon'tpickagoddamnnamerightnow—

Shut up! You'll wake mom up!

Wait, wait! I got something!

I hope it isn't something stupid, like some other pseudonym you used.

By my standards, no. But I think it's perfect.

Well, that's saying something.

Wow, thanks. Anyway! His name's gonna be...