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Note-This story is AU, the characters are OOC, and this story will NOT follow canon. Elements of canon will be extracted, but canon will not be what this story is about.

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Morbius Supreme.

Chapter III.

New-York city. Petra's flat.

Many times that day did Petra Parker remember Living Vampire with prayers for his health and good words. Was it not for his advice, she would have never patented her polymers. Was it not for his advice, she would have still worked in Daily Bugle. She would still live with Uncle Ben and Aunt May… Aunt Merissa and Aunt Helga... with several cousins…

Currently she was resting in her own flat, in hot bath, with her wounds bandaged by MJ, with hit redhead waiting for her in their bed…

"What a pair of pervs." hissed Andrea behind the window as she observed how MJ was fingering her ass, while sniffing Petra's panties. "Well counting that Spider-girl is fingering herself in the bath… These two are perfect match for each other."

"And perfect way to test our abilities." boomed voice of Mania in her head. "We do not know if our progenitor had survived. We need to procreate… Both spider and red-head have the necessary genes to bring forth the good offspring."

"So you wish to fuck them and leave them to raise my kids?" asked Andrea.

"In a blatant way you terrans use to explain it… Yes." said booming voice in her head. "Also do not worry. Upon a contact I could… manipulate memories. They will not remember their intercourse with us. But with enough fantasy and some preparations… they will believe that they had fucked one another."

"I'm starting to like this… continue."

"First of all, we need to deal with red-head."

Of course, Mania didn't attack right away. Petra and MJ were fun to spy on and she liked to satisfy herself, looking at two girls' roleplay. It was especially intoxicating when Petra wore her suit and MJ dressed as thug, bound her and fucked her with a strap-on. Mania even taped these moments.

Countless hours of blackmail material that can be considered as greatest porn in history of humanity passed before Mania's eyes, until she finally prepared her attack.

That day Petra warned her girlfriend that she will return late, long day indeed: entire day in Connor's laboratory and entire night in patrol, stopping crime and searching for Mania with her friends… while Mania had already sneaked into her flat, where MJ was left alone.

With Petra gone and having absolutely nothing to do this day, with gathering of her musical group being tomorrow and another 'business meeting' a day after. By the way… while Petra was away, MJ had some time to spend with naked photos of her 'benefactor' and her favorite dildo.

While during her alone time with her 'tigress MJ was a violent dominatrix, during her time with her music sponsor she was adorable ans submissive kitten and Gelicia Hardy, for it was none but her who financially supported 'Mary Janes' had never missed a chance to take payment from MJ through her body. Meeting after meeting Felicia trained MJ to get used to come from her ass and while she was too tired to resist… git out of her personal information on Petra.

Black Cat had her own plan on three girls… in her dreams she had already taken the place of the first wife and leader of the family, with certain blonde vampire as her husband and three other girls as her underling-wives.

This training led to MJ having large collection of Felicia naked photos and her favorite pastime, while unseen, being fucking herself in the ass.

In such pose Mania had found her as she got inside MJand Petra's flat.

Black tentacles didn't leave Mary Jane any chance to resist and long tongue stopped her scream as Mania started passionately make out with redhead. Growing couple on tentacles between her legs Mania pushed them inside MJ's pussy and asshole causing her to scream in pain.

Seeing that MJ was still fatigued from last sex with Petra and ready to lose consciousness, Mania's body started to create pheromones to make her aroused. Her saliva changed to be equal to the most potent aphrodisiac, and very soon MJ was moaning and begging for more.

Mania intensified her thrusts, she felt incoming orgasm one of many and wanted to satisfy herself, even if she would hurtredhead in process.

"Fuck!"hissed Mania, as she continued to move her hips despite just coming into MJ's ass and pussy. Suffice to say, tentacle that played the role of Mania's upper dick, tore off from main symbiont and stayed inside. It was supposed to become the core of the new symbiont. "Your have girlfriend and secret lover, yet you are so tight! I'm gonna fuck you all day! I will keep you right here and fill you over and over again… and when you lose consciousness and your dear Petra will ring the doorbell, I will do the same to her!"

At this moment the door to the bedroom opened and Petra entered the room removing her mask.

"MJ… What the fuck is happening here?" screamed she seeing what Mania did to her girlfriend. Her muscle tensed she prepared to battle, but mass of black tentacles forced her into the the wall.

Long tongue and needle-sharp teeth were the last thing she had seen before the darkness claimed her.

New-Mexico. Hospital.

Mind control or hypnosis was one of the basic moves that vampires learned during their long lives. Vampires used them to lure their prey or enslave their thralls. That's why he easily persuaded one of the doctors to take a blood sample from the woman they brought, his gift was also the reason why no questions had been asked.

Doctors put enough tranquilizers into her to calm down an elephant, so she without a doubt would sleep till the morning. The team returned to their hotel, while John finally started to process the data he gathered.

Doctor Selvig decided to rest, in her age good sleep was required, while Naruto and Darcy decided to seek privacy and indulge in more carnal desires… John continued his task, in company of countless cups of coffee and only late in the morning, after tired Darcy returned to consciousness on Naruto's muscled chest and they reunited in the room that served as temporal office to Doctor Foster, two young people had found out what kept him so excited and Doctor Selvig – confused.

"Can't you see? All these constellations… all these stars… this is impossible to see them from this region of Earth!" screamed excited scientist. "Some of them are impossible to see from the surface of Earth without the usage of special equipment!"

"Yes… but how?" massaged her temples Selvig.

"Einstein-Rosen Bridge!" stated Foster as if he was speaking before the crowd of fellow scientists after receiving a noble award.

"When you say it to your colleagues, you may say 'goodbye' to your reputation." broke his fantasies Naruto. "Seriously, runic circles in the sky? Wormholes? Rainbow-colored anomaly? You will be lucky if it will only end in public humiliation and not with you stuck in madhouse."

Seeing that Naruto was right, Foster fell into his chair and covered his face with his hands in defeat. He knew what he saw… but his rivals from scientific society would shut him up the moment he would try to show his findings… Foster made himself too many enemies among the influential scientists.

"Wait a minute…" said Selvig "What is this?"

She was pointing at one of the photos passed through ultraviolet redactor. Rainow stricture of the wormhole was seen more clear through it… as was an anthropomorphic spot on it.

"I cannot believe my eyes." said Darcy.

"We need to get back to the hospital." said Foster. Sudden headache warned Naruto about incoming problems.

As he suspected, they didn't find Thor where they left her. Asgardian princess had escaped and nobody knew where to find her until… they didn't once again hit her with their car. After an hour in nearby cafe, several pizzas and large cups of beer much more benevolent goddess heard about an object that fell from the skies yesterday.

According to the witnesses it was a small warhammer made in medieval times. Yet in perfect state. Hearing about that Thor instantly jumped into action and Naruto's company followed her. While Selvig and Darcy tried to set John's brains into rightful place, Naruto walked to Goddess of Thunder.

"So… Thori, you are not against me calling you like this?" confused gaze of the asgardian princess was his answer.

"I'm against it, mortal." rudely declined princess. "What do you want?"

"Mortal..." muttered Naruto and his eyes glowed with unholy red light. It was safe to show some of his true nature to prideful goddess… and use a spell so none of his fellow companions too interested in their argument with Foster could hear something. "Been a while since I was insulted like this. Not even ounce of tact and wisdom. I can see why you have problems with your powers. However, why do you believe that you can take your hammer back from the guarded base?"

"Your weapons cannot hurt..."

"You not almighty anymore, Thori." smiled Naruto. He liked to infuriate prideful fools. And he liked the nickname he gave the Thunder Goddess. "Yesterday with you dealt a normal human girl… with a shocker. If you will be hurt by bullet, you will bleed and if someone gots lucky in battle or you git unlucky… you will die. I do not try to insult you asgardian. I'm just trying to explain to you that you cannot return your hammer while being dead."

"You are right, but should I touch the handle of Mjolnir my power would return to me!"

"You do understand that you are banished?" asked Naruto. "Your right to wield Mjolnir was… aborted."

"You..."

"I understand that situation is rather touchy and very painful to you, Thori." tried to reason with her Naruto. "But you must understand… this is a trial, you cannot simply return what you have lost by touching a handle of the magic hammer."

"I understand… but what else can I do but try?" asked she and Naruto couldn't answer her… it was not yet time. She needed to see that sometimes power alone is not enough to deal with your problems.

Thori left them, in hopes of finding her hammer, while they returned to the hotel…

In their temporal residence a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents already confiscated all work of doctor Foster, and some of them even tried to take Naruto's weapons that he smuggled among the equipment of the good doctor and later hid in his room. Fortunately, agent Coulson who led the operation was focused too much on complaining civilians, while ordinary agents searched through their belongings and confiscated them. Fortunately Naruto once again managed to use his mind-trick to force ordinary agent to forget about the weapons she had found and leave his room.

Several moments later they were left alone, with Darcy and Selvig trying to comfort the sulking Doctor Foster, whose work was confiscated and taken from him. Meanwhile Naruto went to the balcony to get some alone time and have a good look on the desert. It was surprisingly good look from one of the highest buildings in the city.

He knew that in several hours he and some of his friends were about to do something stupid… when door of their apartment loudly clapped behind someone, he realized that he was right.

"Nathaiel…" heard he Darcy's voice. "We need help… I think John left to get his work from the federals..."

Prepare for trouble… and make it double.

They sat in the bar.

How did Living Vampire and Goddess of Thunder found themselves in such situation? Well, Thori didn't listen to Naruto and unlike Foster, who simply felt too fearful to do something, countless agents and several soldiers didn't frighten the banished goddess. Naruto, unseen to naked eye, observed how she crushed one protector after another and even bested large female that was at least twice her size. Truth to be told, Naruto felt that said female wasn't a normal human. At least part of her organs were changed for the augmented prosthetics. Looks like princess was limited less than he believed.

However, just as he foretold… she failed to rise Mjolnir. She wasn't worthy and in realization of that fact… she fell to her knees on despair. She was then captured by S.H.I.E.L.D. and ut behind the bars, while Coulson interrogated her. Back then she had a visit from her sister, Loki.

She brought news from Asgard. According to her words Odin was dead and with no Allfather and his heir banished, Loki as his child and member of the royal family… sat on the throne.

She also noticed Naruto and made him a warning to not interfere or else… What was this 'else' Naruto tried to not think. Though it was clear that Goddess of Lies had rather great imagination and Naruto had no intention of testing it's limits.

No, instead he awaited while Coulson would try something drastic, but Thori was saved by timely intervention of Doctor Foster and Selvig. Right now both she and Naruto sat in the bar and awaited their drinks.

"Why are we here?" asked Thori, whose depression was nearly palpable.

"To get drunk, get into bar fight… you know, do the things that people usually do in the bar." answered Naruto.

"I'm not about that..." sighed princess. "Why are you here with me? You are vampire, you cannot get drunk."

"First of all… if we mix this… and that… and add some special ingredients..." Naruto started to play with alcohol from their order while answering Thori's question. "Even vampire would feel this. Moreover, Thori the last thing you need right now is get yourself drunk… alone. In company it at least doesn't look as pathetic as it would be."

"What can you understand… my father is dead..."

"So is mine, but I wouldn't be so certain about yours." stated Naruto and seeing Thori's surprised look he elaborated. "Your sister, Loki, is a Goddess of Lies and Magic, a Trickster who plays with words and laws of universe. I fear that her desire to prove herself better than you would be her undoing. Nevertheless, blidly believing her words would be… unwise."

"So, what shall I do?" asked Thori dealing with another cup of bear.

"You should ask yourself different question: what do you want?" corrected her Naruto, slowly sipping his own mixed drink.

"I… want to return home, but I do not know where is it anymore."

"Home… home is a place where those close to us wait for our return. Where are people close to your heart? Where are those who you cherish? Find them and with them will be your home." stated Naruto.

"You have great wisdom, bloodsucker." shadow of a smile appeared on Thori's face. "Very much like legends tell about your dark kin."

"Ah… you make me blush." smiled Naruto mixing another drink. "So… anyone to return to?"

"Why? Are you interested?" smirked Thori.

"God, no!" nearly screamed Naruto. "Since you heard that I'm a vampire, you stopped calling me my name. Just Vampire, Bloodsucker, Sun-fearer and many other things in several different languages that are used to call and curse my kind. This is very racist, you know?"

"I'm at such state that I do not care." said Thori, emptying another cup. "What shall we do now?"

"Bar fight?"

"Bar fight."

Darcy met the two of the at the entrance to their apartment and was rather surprised to see them somewhat roughed and reeking of alcohol, but Naruto quickly left Thori rest on the coach in corridor , while he left to help Darcy to 'relax'. Tomorrow Thori was found by her fellow companions, while she was making some sort of meat according to recipes she had learned during her journeys.

In that position she had been found by her fellow companions, quartet of women, led by Lady Sif. Unfortunately, Loki had predicted something like this. For a while she was thinking how to steal the hammer from Thor. As far as she was concerned only Allfather and Goddess of Thunder herself were capable of raising the hammer.

But right now Mjolnir was covered by spells that prevented the 'unworthy' to claim the mighty weapon. Unfortunately, Loki knew Odin well enough to see that he had created a loophole for himself to claim the weapon back, shall his daughter fail the test. He was also capable of raising the dreadful weapon.

All that Goddess of Lies, Magic annd fire needed, was to make spells on the hammer believe that the one wielding them was indeed Odin. So she used a drop of Odin's own blood to enchant the Destroyer. Armed with Mjolnir, this metal power of destruction simply threw away Thori's companions and came to deal with the princess of Asgard herself.

Fortunately, rocket launcher didn't fail Naruto. He had hit Destroyer's metal hand and Loki, who was controlling the battle golem had lost her focus from milisecond of irritation and rage, but it was enough for spells on hammer to go into disarray… and attack the one who tried to use Mjolnir for dark deeds. Destroyer had fallen to it's knees, smoking from intensive electrocuting, just like Mjolnir near it.

Loki on the other side of connection was nearly killed. She forced the Destroyer to raise it's head and grab Mjolnir… only to grab nothing but void. Loki turned her head and the last thing she saw through visor of Destroyer, was Mjolnir in pale clawed hand.

Thori fell to her knees, being unable to comprehend and accept what she was seeing before herself, very much like her fellow asgardians and humans that surrounded the scene. Pale blonde stood before them, his bat wings opened wide behind his back, his top being burnt in battle, opening his torso covered by battle scars and ritual tattoos, left as reminders of his countless times and proves that he had learned in several magical clans. And last but not least… the mighty Mjolnir in his right hand that generated lightning.

"So…" Darcy was first to ask. "Is he a Thunder God now?"

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