Tout était destiné à les séparer : des monstres, des sorceleurs, des rois - et le léger détail qu'ils appartiennent à des fandoms différents - et pourtant... Leur amour pour la musique a réussi à les rapprocher. (Quelques histoires sur Bohort et Jaskier)

Here are all my ficlet entries for the Witcher Monster MAYhem 2024, featuring Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier, Emiel Regis, Milva, Angoulême, Cahir, Eskel, Lambert, Vesemir, Coen & Gallatin.

Not long after they have left Toussaint on their way to free Yennefer and to find Ciri, Geralt and his company (Milva, Regis, Cahir and Angoulême) have to weather a nasty blizzard. (Set shortly after the Hansa find the hoof prints in the snow in chapter 7 of The Lady of the Lake.) For the Witcher Whump Week prompt "Exposure" and the Bad Things Happen Bingo prompt "Snowed in".

On their way to find Ciri, Geralt and his company - consisting of Jaskier, Milva, Cahir and Regis - travel through the wild forests of Riverdell. Suddenly they are under attack. It stings. Ispired by the Febuwhump prompt "Bees" and the Bad Things Happen Prompt "Creepy Crawlies".

A year has passed since the events at Stygga Castle and Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri remember their fallen friends. Warning: This is pretty sad, but it has a bitter-sweet/fluffy ending!

Ciri's baby is born and a very nervous Cahir has to learn how to be a dad. Luckily Jaskier is a good teacher. And then, of course, the baby needs a name.

Post season 2. Geralt and Company decide to head to a nearby town for supplies. When they are trying to scrounge what little funds they have, the group is angry and devastated when they hear a rumor that Jaskier is wasting money at a nearby fancy tavern. Aka Jaskier does his job, but the Morhen Morons forget he's a bard. Jaskier/Priscilla with The Amazing Devil references

On their quest to find Ciri, Milva and Cahir have a little more going than just friendship.

Geralt hates shopping. But Fringilla has a surprise for him.

Regis has a very special present for Angoulême. It is not a totally selfless one, though. The other members of their weird Hansa might profit from it, too.

For once Cahir is not haunted by Ciri in a nightmare. This dream is very different ...

Milva is sad. Cahir helps her forget.

Jaskier spends a night with a gorgeous girl. Unfortunately, her husband comes home early and Geralt has to save his bard.

Another festive event is coming up in Toussaint and Jaskier has the perfect idea for how to celebrate it with his Hansa. He only needs to convince Geralt and the others that his idea for their Yule party will be fun, lots of fun. (Set during "Lady of the Lake" while the Hansa is wintering in Toussaint. But you don't need to have read the books enjoy the story.)

While Geralt and Fringilla are having sex in the Beauclair library, Fringilla suddenly has an epiphany. Unfortunately not a pleasant one.

Buffy Summers is a mutant/Slayer, hated, feared and respected for her path, born into a lineage of girls destined to slay Vampires and demons. A freak of nature and the only one of her kind. Geralt is a Witcher, upon their meeting by chance they feel less alone. But will they be allies or enemies? (I wrote this on a whim but I don't know if it's any good) Bangel, Spuffy, Geraskier

Mathayus (Harry) est envoyé à travers le voile. Ceux-ci ne savent pas qu'en fait, il lui on fait le plus beau cadeau, celle de recommencer à zéro sa vie, une vie plus simple et plus terre à terre. Dans ce nouveau monde, il croisera la route de Jaskier, le barde oméga qui a été chassé par Yennefer, car elle voulait Geralt pour elle seule. Ils trouveront le bonheur ensemble. M/M

It is the evening of the last day of October, Samhain, a magical night where the gates between worlds are wide open for those who can travel through space and time. Ciri can, and she has a surprise for her boyfriend Cahir, a very nice surprise.

On their way from Toussaint to Stygga the Hansa get separated from each other in a natural disaster. Regis, Geralt and Angoulême find themselves stranded together on a little island. (Companion piece to 'Flood and Fire')

Regis is waiting in front of the Witcher Keep, but Vesemir is reluctant to let the monster inside the walls of Kaer Morhen. / Returning from his unfortunate adventure with the doppler, Cahir runs into Regis on the doorsteps to Kaer Morhen just before the rain starts pouring down.

"Finished!" Angoulême exclaims and starts to dance circles around the victim of her wager. "I bet nobody'd take him for a Nilfgaardian now!" she adds with a raucous cackle that reminds strongly of a goose on fisstech ... Cahir loses a bet and Angoulême is having fun.

When a portal sends the young Sorcerer Supreme careening through the multiverse, he begins to consider assigning the library a severe re-write.

C'est à croire que dans chaque univers guerrier et belliqueux, il faut cette personne plus douce, celle qui apporte la sensibilité nécessaire pour équilibrer la balance.

On their way to Stygga Castle Angoulême is unusually quiet. There is a question she wants to ask Geralt and Milva. But, with not a clue as to how they will react, she is reluctant to pose it. Finally, she takes all her courage in both hands.

Wet and tired from travelling, the Hansa (Geralt, Regis, Milva, Cahir and Angoulême) spend a night in a little cave.