Chapter 3: The team meeting
We now see Iruka standing before Naruto and Naruko's class as he is giving the same speech as cannon about how he was no long going to be their teacher and assigning them their teams with Naruko and Naruto being put on different teams with Naruko going with team 8 due to her tracking skills and Naruto staying with his cannon team as Naruto sees team 8's sensei walk up Naruto walks over to her and tells her to keep an eye on his sister and Kiba for him. "Oh don't worry, I'll make sure she's got him by the ropes." As Kurenai says this while walking away, Naruto gains a tick mark as Shino looks at him. "Don't worry, I'll keep them at arm's length for now." As he walks to his team with a smirk, and when they were gone Naruto can only say one thing.
"Traitor, you're an absolute traitor to my trust Shino." As a big leaves Naruto as he walks to his team, but not before setting a famous Uzumaki trap. As they wait Naruto groaned in frustration. "When is the idiot coming?" As he said this the door opens and the trap is sprung with a chalkboard eraser falling pulling a string connecting to a ninja wire to a Kunai launcher that launches a Kunai to a seal that reveals a catapult with a pie in it as it is launched at the targets face splattering them with a apple pie.
"Ha! You just got pranked by the king of pranks Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest pranksters in the world!" "Hm Apple pie, not a bad choice." Says the figure slightly removing his mask to eat the piece that was still on his face. "I'd give the execution a ten out of ten, but I would have gone for just a lot of whipped cream." "Why waist that much whipped cream for a prank, and at least this one is apple scented." Says Naruto with a look that says that his new sensei was dumb in pranks.
"Well besides me being pranked pretty good by Naruto, I'm Kakashi Hatake, your Jōnin sensei, let's go to the roof to get to know each other." As team 7 makes their way to the roof Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura say the same thing as in cannon but as Sakura finishes talking about her self Naruto scoffs. "What's wrong Naruto?" Asks Kakashi, knowing that Naruto was about to change both his teammates lives, for better or worse was their decision.
"You two are idiots, first off Sasuke, revenge isn't something you should be chasing, trust me, 'fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger lead to hate, hate, leads to suffering' and you pink girl stop fawning over him, unless he gets himself together, he won't accomplish anything." As he says this Sasuke stands up and grabs Naruto by the collar. "What do you know about pain!!? I bet you never had to work a day in your life to get that power you have, I bet your parents gave it to you so you would stop whining about shit!!" Naruto angered by the comment that makes him think that Sasuke thinks that his parents didn't love him.
"My parents died before I or my sister truly knew them, their deaths anniversary lands on me and my sister's birthday, which kind you, is the day of when that cursed Uchiha used Kurama to attack the village! And they say that it was a freak accident, bull shit, it wasn't a freak accident, it was a planned and coordinated attack that left hundreds dead!! And you think me and my sister didn't cry ourselves to sleep because we were hated, we questioned if our parents truly loved us each day until BC gave us the final message of our parents saying that they loved us so much, that they died to protect us from a rampaging Kurama!!! So stop whining about your brother killing your clan and get the fuck over their deaths!!!"
With that both Sasuke and Sakura are silenced by Naruto's actions. "Well, even tho it was ruff and a bit harsh, I completely agree with Naruto's words, grief can lead to dark emotions and actions, if you want some help, the Yamanaka clan will be happy to help you." As Kakashi finished his first statement he looks at Naruto. "So what do you hope to achieve Naruto?" 'He looks just like you sensei, tho he doesn't have your color scheme.' As Naruto takes a deep breath and smiles. "It's simple really, to help my sister become Hokage and beat fate itself in the face!" Naruto says this some shadow boxing.