I don't own the show, or else I would be a real life tony stark by now.

"talking"

(god speaking for first chapter)

Chapter 1

Our story starts off with a man of our world, that man is me, but you can call me jason. Our story starts on a normal day just like any other, I am walking around my fine Canadian city looking for work so I can get off the streets and earn enough money to move back to Peru, the land that I love more than life myself.

Unfortunately it is another day of rejections and failures my dreams are pushed away that much further. So as night falls I go out in search of a place that is free of the heavy winter snow known to be around for over half of the year and with cover from the wind so I do not freeze to death in my sleep when while rounding a corner in a dark part of the city on my way through a park I feel a hand on my shoulder and next thing I know...

I feel myself being suspended in a a completely white abyss...

"Ok what the fuck is going on, where am I?"

I try to move and while I can it feels strange, both in the fact that no matter where I look nothing changes and the ground I stand on doesn't feel like it is there, yet I have traction to move. It also feels like I am moving but my limbs do not hold the same weight nor does my body had the weight it did behind it, it is all too effortless, which I quickly learn why is as I look down to see I have lost my previous body and now what used to be flush and bone is now a blue dense energy.

"Ok, seriously what even is this? Is the cold making me hallucinate?!"

(I'm afraid not son, seems like you caught a bad case of premature death)

I turn to the side to see a big mahogany desk with a hill billy that looked exactly like android 13 behind it has spawned in this anti void. With how absolutely ridiculous this entire situation has become I walk up to the desk and say "oh? And who made you the god of death to say who is and isn't dead?"

He puts on a deadpan expression and says. (Seems you have things twisted son, no one made me the ruler of death, I was made to rule death)

"And you expect me to believe that why...? Why am I going to believe a knockoff of a parody version of android 13?"

(Ok first things first, I am in this form because he is your favourite character of your favourite show dragon ball z abridged so that says more about you than about me and secondly, don't matter if you believe me, I am going to be done with you in a few minutes anyways, just know what you say next will make or break your future to an indescribably huge level while for me I will forget you even exist in 5 minutes)

"Fine I will play along, let's say I believe you, what do you want? Are you going to send me to heaven or hell? How did I even die? All I remember is a hand on my shoulder then being brought here.

(both questions have the same answer actually. You were killed by a part of a gang that was selling guns across the American boarder into Canada and they mistook you for a possible snitch that looks similar to youI will be reincarnating you into another world, which while normally we wouldn't be having this conversation but because you had a life of pain in your past and having your bright future cut short so you get the choice to be reborn in another plane of existence, even one depicted on your television as all that you saw on media of other worlds was not created, they were simply just seen by those in your world in visions by their "creators" and depicted in television. You also have the ability to choose one power and a choice of which in universe race you can be when you enter the universe)

"wow that is a lot to take in, well luckily this is an easy choice, make me go to dragon ball the same day king piccolo dies as a Namekian with the power being the the gamer system from Skyrim with the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system from fallout 4 with no level cap on it and the perks of the Skyrim system being upgraded to better fit the universe of dragon ball"

the redneck god scoffs and says

(that is pushing it on the powers but the secondary addition doesn't change things too much so whatever, take your new life and go do with it what you will)

he then takes off his trucker hat and throws it with such accuracy that it would make an Asian mother self conscious about her lesser skills with a sandal and the hat hits me directly in the face and my world goes dark

This is my first fanfiction but I saw so many out there I wanted to do my take on my own reincarnation story based on what I would do and how well I would go through the dragon ball story.

Let me know what you think, I will try to update daily to twice weekly. This is going to be a long story, likely in the 300-500k words area depending on how well I can describe senes and how much filler I want/can make.