Not mine, do not fine!

"talking"

'"device talking"'

'thinking'

!game alerts!

Chapter 8

3 hours after the tournament:

the sun having set a while ago, I finally land after a long flight. Once again I find myself home, looking at the work I had done. If you were to be in my shoes right now you would see a singular door with 2 small windows in a large granite cliff face, with a large opening to the left side where my blacksmithing space was. I enter the place I have called home for over three years and look at the first of the three rooms that make up the one large room that is my home, starting here is where my common weapons are stored that I keep for ideas for new weapons for the future, there are sabers, war hammers, bolas and even a two handed scimitar I made when I was feeling particularly randy. The room itself isn't fancy, just being a basic tile floor made from basic stone and the walls being a lightly varnished set of wooden planks. The next room which is slightly larger than the last one, which is only separated by a light curtain and 2 pillars made from a fine quartz. Inside, it is very bare, just being stone in the middle, with a ring of grass that was burnished to grow from my leaking ki during meditation, and on the outside being a set of ruts cut into the floor for a stream of water to flow through. The entire design was intended to be this way so that I will always be in touch with nature while I meditate. And finally, the room at the back.

Behind another set of quartz pillars and curtains, was the bedroom. In there lays a very basic queen bed, being made of stone with a fluffy futon style mattress on top, a couple of paintings of nature I made from my memories of Peru. Pictures of mountains, friends and my soulmate lay here. In the corner, there is also a mannequin that is to hold my armour and weapons when I do not use them, it is very easy to use as I can equip things on it just like you can in my inventory I have or Skyrim's mannequins work.

Laying down once after a long day, my thoughts can't help but to wander.

'Today was incredible, it was way better seeing the fights in person verses on tv, and this is just a kiddie fight compared to what is on the horizon. I need to work harder than ever now in these three years in order to not get passed by the other heros, I need to make sure I can control my destiny in this world where I could not in my last!'

As I begin to drift off, my last thought is.

'But working this hard can't be sustained forever, even after three years it has taken a toll on my mind, maybe some it is about time to take some time to relax...'

The next day:

"Y'know, it's been so long since I took a day for myself I'm not exactly sure what to do"

As I sit in front of my home, thinking of how to decompress. I start to realize that with the life I have been living here in this world, I spent to much time working to be stronger and in my last I lived to satisfy others because if I wasn't beneficial and showed I had my own issues, I would not have people in my life for long, so I don't really know how to live for myself.

"What to do, what to do, what to do... ahhhhh fuck it, I'll just go to that small city down south I went to when I first got to, to see if I can find inspiration there.

10 minutes later:

"Flying is baller as hell"

After a short flight I landed just outside of the small city, which I learned is called Jurassic town, as there is an abundance of dinosaurs that are known only to live in the area of this town. I easily make a disguise with a few clothes beams and after a short walk inside the city, I notice there is a lot of things to do, but none so far seem to quip my interest.

'Arcade? No, I'm not a kid anymore, even if this body is young, it doesn't even look young and mentally I'm like 30 now. Restaurants? No don't need to eat. Baseball? Who am I, Yamaha? No thanks. Maybe go to a bar? no it's morning and I don't know how alcohol will affect a Namekian body, I have no idea what is, and is not poisonous to me yet'

!For thinking logically about the differences in species, gained one intelligence!

'ok so maybe it is lethal to Namekians, it isn't good for humans either to be honest, that's why I never really drank outside my time in Peru in my last life'

I keep on wandering, not finding anything I like until I come upon a group of kids on the side of the road on the far side of the city, throwing water balloons at passing cars. Smirking I can't help but think of an interesting way to pass the time

'That gives me an idea'

I walk back where I came from towards the downtown. I keep going until I come back to an abandoned brick building that is mostly collapsed from lack of maintenance.

'No one will miss this'

I then turn all of the loose bricks and wood into ballon's and a large sack with a strap on it to be held like a backpack.

"oooh, this is gonna be hilarious'

I then hopped on a tall building nearby and waited for some people to walk by. I waiting for a few minutes before two beautiful women, one a blonde that was wearing a skimpy dress and the other a brunette, that was wearing your typical basic bitch outfit of a black shirt, jean jacket and tight black yoga pants. Both were carrying fancy hand bags and wearing lots of jewellery. I smile devilishly as I lift 2 balloons out of the sack and place one on the ledge of the building and hold the other behind my head in a position similar to how one would when playing shotput.

'Sorry ladies, maybe you would have been spared if I wasn't an asexual slug man, Guess it's just your unlucky day'

I then throw my hand forward, having aimed at the blonde first, then I quickly snatch up the other balloon and then shot it down at the brunette. The first balloon hit the blonde in the back of the head, and the balloon exploded and the yellow substance inside it flew over her head and splashed down on her dress and into her cleavage that wasn't covered by her lack of clothing. The second struck the brunette moments later, hitting her right in the ass, where it exploded and a white substance came out and splashed all over her back and legs, and some even got on and in her purse.

They sat there a moment in complete shock before together they screamed.

"Eeewwwww, what the fuck!"

Blonde: "are you fucking serious! I just had this hair done, it took the salon 3 hours to get it right! It's even down my shirt"

Brunette: My clothes are ruined, what did I do to deserve this, it's on my purse too and it won't come off"

Me 'Enjoy ladies, that was honey and glue I just hit you with, it's going to be impossible to get that out'

Me: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck your clothes!"

And with that I leap onto new buildings, fleeing the scene with the two women screaming after me.

10 minutes later:

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Old man: My tuxedo is covered in peanut butter, it's ruined, now I need to rent another one for my daughter's wedding! And I only have 2 hours to get one, curse you!

Little kid: Yay Caramel! Some got in my ice cream too!"

Me: 'Well you can't win them all'

'"sirens"'

Me: 'Ah, the popo, and not the genie this time'

I quickly land on the street and take off on foot in what for me is a slow jog but is still slightly faster than the approaching police cars. I let them get close before I jump and spin midair and throw the last 6 balloons I have left at the police cars, all of which hit the windshield of the two police cars. Pickle juice, hot sauce, mayonnaise, milk, nail polish and green paint land on the cars, blocking their field of view, forcing them to stop, least they hurt or kill someone driving further. They get out of the vehicle and look for me while they try to call for backup and clean the windshield but by the time they are out of the car I am gone with only my parting words left in my wake.

"Fear me, the trickster god, Loki!"

A police officer takes off his hat to wipe his brow which had formed sweat from the fear he felt at my declaration.

"May Kami have mercy on our souls"

On the other side of the planet a certain Namek sneezes but otherwise is unbothered by his prayers

Later:

Once again I return home as the sun sets and enter my home to lay in bed and rest after an eventful day.

"Man that was fun, I will have to do something like that again"

I finally get to my bed, lay down and go to sleep, unknowingly starting a streak of the torment an destruction of a small part of humanity in the name of fun.

"Maybe I was to harsh on them, but it was fun doing something for myself for once, I should find more things that make me feel this way, that way I will be able to not only be the strongest, but also the most unique person in this universe, but also be able to be 100% my own person that lives for myself"

And with that we close another day, and in just a short 5 years, things would truly begin for me, but until then, I would prepare and build up a life for myself here, because this world is my home now.

Annnnd another chapter for you guys, hope you like it. Leave a review if you have any ideas for the story, I'd love to hear it, if not I pretty much have a plan for the story from here to the tournament of power and Broly movie not sure how I will do super hero, because I may or may not put the Moro and granola arch in but I likely will as while I normally use the anime only, I feel they will make those archs in the anime soon anyways