In the world of eatman, Manji has survived, walking the earth for far longer than any human should, meanwhile, Alucard is just waking up. How will Bolt Crank deal with these two juggernaut hit in his world?

Five little Hikago/BotI drabbles for Flonnebonne/Laziness Incarnate for guessing me at Blind Go! (BotI fans, you find familiar characters - Manji, Makie, Rin, respectively - in the last three ficlets.)