Opening
We see we are in the Human world as we are in a park and then we see a three Imps in there as they plan to shoot someone as then we see a women on her phone as their aim was to kill her but then a child got in the way and one of the imps shot him and suddenly the blood landed on the screen as the background changed to black and the blood formed words that said "Helluva Hotel".
Imp City
The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that has an overhead shot of a Bus as it stops at a bus stop sign as we slowly zooms in on it.
As we have a side shot of Flynn Shepard as he gets off the Bus he then looks at the Address on the sheet of paper he wrote.
A interior of a Building
He walks towards the entrance and it looked decrepit and dirty but he seemed determined to get the job.
He goes to the Elevator and looks at the buttons as we see one of the Numbers covered with I.M.P as he pressed it.
Shepard: Ok, Shepard granted this place is a dump but hey, it might be actually cheaper and all of them are professional's. I mean it's in their Name.
As he sees the doors stop he immediately got off and walked towards the a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it.
As Shepard then knocked on the door and then we see Blitzo answer it. Blitzo appears to be quite tall for his species, and sports a harlequin-like aesthetic.
He has crimson skin with white blotches of various sizes that cover parts of his forearms, chest, and his tail, as well as most of the right side of his face. He has black spines on his head and upper back, as well as on his tail, which ends with a triangular point that has a black spot at the tip.
He has fairly broad forearms and hands, pointed feet with boot-like heels, and a long, narrow head, out of which extends large, curved, black and white striped horns. His eyes are red and his sclera are yellow, which are lined with a thick circle of black. He has a heart-shaped skull symbol on the center of his forehead.
Blitzo wears a tattered slate-gray collared coat with red buttons down the breast, black knee-high boots (incidentally matching the same heeled shape as his feet), and elbow length black, fingerless gloves, featuring large, rounded, yellow decorations on the upper side of them.
Blitzo also wears a red skull charm around his neck.
Blitzo: Who the Fuck are you?!
Shepard: Uh... your new bodyguard. I saw the add on the T.V.?
Blitzo: Ha! See Moxxie someone watched the commercial! Get in you!
Shepard was then forced into a seat next to a female Hellhound as he looks across and see's two new imps from the commercial ad.
Female Imp: (Southern Drawl) Why hello my names is Millie! And this is my Husband Moxxie!
Millie is a short Imp with a long devilish tail. She has red skin with white markings on her forearms and tail, eyes with yellow scleras and black pupils, darker red eyeshadow, and long black eyelashes that extend beyond the sides of her hair.
She has two black horns with three thin white stripes, and dark gray hair worn in a messy bob style with bangs that cover half of her right horn. She has a beauty mark on her left cheek and a gap between her front teeth, and wears black lipstick. Millie also has a black tattoo in the shape of a heart on her left shoulder.
Millie's head is noticeably more human-like (although still without a nose) than a lot of other imps, having rounder proportions with front teeth usually appearing flatter than the sharp conical teeth most demons have.
Her attire consists of a cold-shoulder black crop top with gold buttons where the straps at the top meet the torso piece, fingerless black gloves, a black choker around her neck, torn black pants, and black footwear that does not cover her hoof-like toes.
Moxxie is an Imp Demon with red skin and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns.
He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. Moxxie has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of artiodactyls.
Moxxie's usual outfit consists of a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.
Shepard: And they are..? [Points to the Hellhounds.]
Blitzo: Oh those are my daughters, Loona and Auora
Loona: Only on paper.
As Loona and Aurora eyes Shepard up and down as he looked like a dork as he smiles and waved at them as Loona looks back on her phone with an uninterested look and the Latter just rolled her eyes as Shepard eyed them up and down and focused on how they looked.
Loona is a Hellhound with a wolf-like appearance. She has a pointed, dog-like muzzle with sharp and pointy teeth, and a dark grey nose. Her eyes have red sclera with white irises, and she wears dark grey eyeshadow. She also has a piercing on her right eyebrow.
Her fur is white with grey encircling her face, grey patches on her shoulders, and long, voluminous silver hair swept to the side to reveal her dark grey ears - the right of which is pierced with two small hoop earrings, the left which is ragged. She has a large, dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside.
Her outfit features a spiked black choker. Her tattered grey, off-the-shoulder crop-top is held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti-straps that form an inverted pentagram. She wears shorts that are tattered at the hems, with a crescent moon detail on the right side. Loona accessorizes with fingerless gloves and black toeless stockings, with her black claws protuding due to her digitigrade stance.
Next to her was Aurora has red sclera with white irises eyes, and she wears dark grey eyeshadow.
Her fur is Dark Red with grey encircling her face, grey patches on her shoulders, and long, voluminous Dark Red hair that covered her grey ears - the left of which is pierced with two small hoop earrings, the right which is ragged. She has a large, dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside.
Her outfit features a spiked black choker. Her tattered Red pentagram, T-Shirt crop-top is held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti-straps that form an inverted pentagram. She wears black pants that are tattered at the hems, with a eclipsed son detail on the left side. Aurora accessorizes with fingerless gloves and black toeless stockings, with her black claws protuding due to her digitigrade stance. You could say she was almost a twin sister to her.
They are the tallest and the only non-imp member of I.M.P.
As Shepard looks at her and shows his enthusiasm.
Shepard: Well... I hope we all can be friends and do our jobs well.
Blitzo: That's the Spirit! Whoever you are!
Shepard: Uh, It's Shepard.
Blitzo: Sure thing Leopard.
Shepard: Shepard. Flynn Shepard.
Blitzo: Bless you. Now onto the matter at hand...
Shepard rolled his eyes when he noticed something in the back room.
Shepard: Um ... who is that?!
Soon everyone looks bYou could say she was almost a twin sister to her.
They are
Aurora:monitor
Aurora:
Blitzo: We'll get to that later right now we need to focuse on why we're here in the meeting.
Soon Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.
Blitzo: Alright. Now, some of you know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie.] Moxxie.
Moxxie then gives him an incredulous look in response to Blitzo words as Shepard looks around feeling nervous.
Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: [eyes sparkling.] What about a car wash?
Shepard: There's car washes here?
Blitzo: No. This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? [thinks for a second.] Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.
Moxxie: [rolls eyes.] We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: [wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder.] Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [pushes Moxxie away.] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
Shepard: I assume it's killing people?
Blitzo: Exactly! Way to go Killer! See Mox you can learn a lot from him.
Blitzo then turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Shepard: Wait... that would mean that the only reason I'm here is because I was the only one who found your three hour t.v. ad? How broke is the company?
Moxxie: Very...
Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me?
Soon the two then focused back on Blitzo.
Blitzo: What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. [does jazz hands.] Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir--
Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Shepard was confused by how everyone around him was acting as he expected professionals but instead we have a total screwup factor here as everyone is not even fixing what is wrong with the company.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Millie: [flirtatiously.] I thought I knew you.
As Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.
Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie!
He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it. As Shepard looked horrified by it as Moxxie looked terrified beyond anything that is rational.
Blitzo: After I made you employee of the month!
Moxxie: [defeated.] Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!
Millie: I liked it.
Moxxie: Do not-- [points at Millie.] Do not agree with him in front of me!
Shepard: Wait, there was a Jingle?
Millie: Yep! Take a look at this!
Millie then takes the remote and we see the screen turns into a reels as we counted down from "3","2","1".
Imp Commercial
(A/N: It's the original JINGLE this time around.)
Blitzo: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!
He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.
Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.
Blitzo: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"
Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for [in demonic voice.] fucking a deliveryman, [normal voice.] you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that [in demonic voice.] yappy jogger [normal voice.] who saw me hiding the body!
Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.
Blitzo: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!
He then falls backwards into the portal.
(I.M.P Jingle; Helluva Boss; By Singer Guy)
The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.
[Singer]
When you want somebody gone,
Soon a dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.
and you don't want to wait too long
Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.
call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.
Hand grenade or cyanide,
Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.
We'll make it look like suicide
Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.
We do our job so well,
The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.
Because, we come straight out from Hell!
The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.
Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.
We'll kill your husband or your wife
Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.
We'll even let you keep the knife
A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.
We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession--
[Song Paused]
Moxxie but he accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.
The boy: AUUUGH!
The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.
Human Hospital
Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.
Pink-haired Nurse: [in masculine voice.] Doctor, he's not responding!
Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!
The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face as the boys tongue flops down from his mouth.
Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!
Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.
Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.
Doctor: CLEAR!
They all zap the boy and he wakes up.
The Boy: [gasps.]
Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked.
Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.
Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. [looks up from clipboard.] Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?
Blitzo: The fuck is insurance?
A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.
[Song Resumes;Singer]
We then see still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.
Kids die for freeeeeee!
Meanwhile back at the Meeting
The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt and Aurora is on her phone looking at Charlie News fiasco. As Shepard took time to process on what he saw he now knows what happened to the unconscious boy.
Shepard: What happened to make you all screw up on killing the right target?
Moxxie: Well, I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.
Loona: [not looking up.] Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.
Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!
Auroura: [Sarcastic] Oooh good comeback...
Moxxie: Don't you start too!
Blitzo: Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loony and Rora, okay?!
Blitzo then hugs and nuzzles Aurora and Loona, who snarls at him in response.
Blitzo: They didn't do anything wrooooong~
Moxxie: ...Are you kidding me, sir? Their awful!
Shepard: How awful are we talking here? Explain for the new guy?
Imp Building; Flashback
The scene cuts to a flashback of Aurora at her desk, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone.
Aurora: [not looking up.] Hello, I.M.P.
Millie: (on phone, panicked) Aurora, I got stabbed! Call Mox--
Aurora suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.
Next Flashback
Next, we see Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.
Blitzo: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.
Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?
Blitzo: I... Oh...
Loona: [Loona snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor.] THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!
A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.
Loona: UGHHH!
Blitzo: [Muffled.] I'm sorry!
We now see Blitzo outside as he was scared what she might do to him as Spiders play on her nose and ears.
Blitzo: [Muffled.] It was spiders!
Loona: [annoyed, deadpan.] Goddammit.
Next Flashback
Aurora and Loona is then shown at their desk, watching an online video of Charlie Morningstar performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".
Moxxie: Um, e- excuse me. Did one of just fax me an ad for weight loss?
Loona: No.
Aurora: Doesn't Ring a bell.
Moxxie: Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?
Loona: C'mon... [looks up at Moxxie.] You know why.
End Flashback; Present Time; IMP Building
Aurora just starts to laugh uncontrollably as he thought that was funny.
Aurora: [Laughs Uncontrollably.] Ha ha ha she just– she just– she put out a ad for you and– HA HA.
Moxxie: [Annoyed.] Is this funny to you?
Aurora: Yeah! Nice one!
Sge then hi fives Loona as she reciprocate it as well without looking away from her phone with a small smile on her face as we go back to the flashback.
Back to Flashback; Imp Building
The next scene shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.
Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!
Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.
Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?
Loona: [stops drinking.] I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!
Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with a box.
Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?
Loona: [drops the box on the floor.] Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-
She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.
Loona: -fucking steam!
Loona then runs out of the break room and out into the street.
Loona: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Loona runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.
Next Flashback
The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.
Loona: Bliiiitz! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.
We cut to Blitzo and Moxxie standing by a water cooler.
Blitzo: Oh, GOD, it was one time! [crosses arms.] If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.
Moxxie: [stares in stunned silence.] ...You what?
End Flashback
Shepard stares at Blitz as he was shocked as well.
Shepard: [stares in stunned silence.] ...You what?
Resume Flashback; Stolas Mansion
The scene cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.
Blitzo: [to himself.] Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!
Blitzo reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.
Blitzo: Oh- Oh, SHIT!!
Blitzo lands on the cake that Stolas' wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.
Blitzo: Oof! (to Stolas Wife) Sorry, I fucked your husband.
Back at Imp Building
The scene cuts back to Loona at her desk.]
Loona: BLIIIITZ!
Blitzo: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!
Blitz's Office
The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.
Blitzo: Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?
Stolas Mansion
Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.
Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Imp Building
We then go back to Blitz as he talks to Stolas.
Blitzo: Doesn't it?
Stolas Mansion
Stolas: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~
Back at Imp Building
Blitzo: Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense.
Stolas: [through phone.]You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?
Blitzo pulls his phone away and talks to himself.
Blitzo: [under his breath; To Himself.] God-fuckin'-dammit.
Stolas Mansion
Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red d* of yours...
Imp Building
We then go back to Blitz as he is listening Stolas continue to be censored and as he was disturbed by Stolas continues his Sexual rants to Blitz.
Blitzo: [Stolas on Phone.] ...and * with more teeth until you're screaming * like a FUCKING baby--!
Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, hangs up. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.
Blitzo: Eat this!
Loona then drinks the blended cellphone mixture.
Blitzo: And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?
Loona: Yeah?
Blitzo: Shit off it!
Present time
As Shepard looks visibly disturbed for multiple reasons.
Shepard: Well... now I'm going to have nightmares for a while now. So far on this Orientation I'm receiving it's just a whole bunch of Assholes that seem to not give a fuck about each other especially those two as they are interested in themselves here and has no social skills other then killing people but don't worry I will help you all in anyway I can!
Blitzo: See Moxxie this guy is making his way to the top!
Moxxie: But they need to work on their communications.
Blitz: Look, the point is, Loona and Aurora are a valued members of our family, and we don't get rid of family.
As they looks up from their phones and briefly smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.
Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat them like their some troubled teenagers! Their more like a meth-addicted homeless women you let man the phones!
As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.
Blitzo: That is offensive! Without homeless people, [walks over to window and raises blinds.] I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!
Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.
Moxxie: While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?
Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!
Moxxie: Excuse me... WHAT?!
Shepard: What do you mean he finding you two outside of work?
Flashback Millie and Moxxie at Home
The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.
Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?
Millie: Sure, sweetie.
[Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.]
Blitzo: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!
Millie: [giggles.]
Moxxie: [throws the diced carrots into the soup.] What's funny, honey?
Blitzo: Really impressive wordplay.
Moxxie: WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!
Millie and Moxxie Bedroom
Later that evening, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.
Blitzo: Whatcha dreamin' about?
Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.
Moxxie and Millie Bedroom another time
In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.
(Oh Millie; Helluva Boss; By Moxxie and Millie)
[Moxxie]
Of all the imps in Hell,
[Moxxie/Millie]
[harmonizing.] It's for her that I fell/It's for him that I fell
[Moxxie]
Oh, Millie~
They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window holding a camcorder.
Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!
The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.
Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!
Blitzo: [shrugs.] I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?
Moxxie: [eye twitches in anger.] No!
Aurora & Loona: [snickers.]
Blitzo: You a baby-wiener-haver?
Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally [stands up from his chair.] INAPPROPRIATE!
Millie: [lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder.] Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!
Moxxie: I AM CALM!
Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo.
Millie: [comforting Moxxie.] Shh-shh-shh. There, there.
Blitzo: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff [motions his hands to imply sexual activity.] you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!
Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!
Millie: Mox, he's our boss!
Blitzo: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?
Blitzo: [smiling smugly.] ...retarded.
As Shepard immediately had a deadpan and look at each of his new coworkers; Blitz is a Selfish, greedy, jackass that hides his inferiority by making fun of others less unfortunate or privileged people, Moxxie while he seems ok he has less of a spine when it comes to others but has a bit of a backbone when he is with others especially his Boss, Millie is a blood crazed maniac that has no problem comforting her husband and possibly fighting for him, Aurora and Loona while they are possibly badass they are antisocial and lacking any friends to have a good time with.
Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?
Blitzo: [leans towards Moxxie.] It actually does.
Loona: The only reason you have a wife [looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie.] is because you're easy to manage!
Millie then slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.
Millie: No, he's not, you BITCH!
Millie then flips Loona the double bird as Loona growls at Millie as Shepard covered his eyes with his thumb and index finger as he seemed to be having a headache from everyone here.
Blitzo: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!
Loona: [snaps at Millie.] Yes, I am!
The boy: [Offscreen.] You guys are all fucking assholes.
Blitzo, Shepard, Moxxie, Millie, Aurora and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. He is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach as he was actually wide awake.
Blitzo: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!
Moxxie: [pinches bridge of his nose.] Ugh, this company is such a mess!
Blitzo: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.
Loona: Nobody was talking about that!
Blitzo: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?
Aurora: No...
The boy: [points at Blitzo.] It's been a literal hell [detaches the tubes of the heart monitor.] having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!
He once again points at Blitzo.
The Boy: You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!
Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very--
The boy interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.
The boy: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.
Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.
Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!
The Kid: [laughs.] That's your husband?!
Moxxie and Millie snarl at the kid.
The boy: I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad! [points at Loona and Shepard.] And you three!
Loona: What? [looks up from her phone.]
Shepard: What about us?
The boy: Nothing. [crosses arms.] I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.
Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at the boy with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone as Aurora just growls at him for being a complete little asshole.
Blitzo: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.
Everyone, in unison: [softly.] Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit.
Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.
Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.
Blitzo: Who?
Loona: [points at The Kid.] Him.
The Boy: (in disbelief) Me?
Shepard: Seriously?
Loona: [smugly, without looking up.] Yup.
Blitzo: They wanted us to kill an actual child?
Loona: That's what they're sayin'.
Blitzo: ...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God.
Blitzo draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly.
The boy: OWWWW!
Blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone as Shepard just watched in horror but then Loona then gets in as she hands Aurora the phone as stares in terror as she records his face and back at the boy.
Blitzo: (voiceover) Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!
Blitzo and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering the boy's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively as Aurora videotaped this with Loona's phone still. As Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting the boy's body parts in a garbage bag.
Blitzo: (voiceover) So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares.
As Blitzo does the voiceover, he hugs Moxxie, Millie, Aurora, Shepard and Loona, the latter's phone flying out of her hands.
Blitzo: Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that [wraps his tail lovingly around the group.] we handle this going forward respectfully.
The group all smile as Shepard can tell that Blitz really does care for his employees but just has a different way to show how he cares for them. Moxxie is actually a loyal employee while he is spineless sometimes, he isn't afraid to fight for his friends and Wife. Millie is the same way with Moxxie but she really takes her anger out on anyone who messes with her husband. Finally Aurora and Loona, while they act like they don't care about anyone they actually are hard to get to know but the two had a hard life and Shepard hopes he can earn their trust. And finally Shepard, he may not know who he was before hand but he definitely is Loyal and Trustworthy person to make sure I.M.P is going to be smooth sailing.
Meanwhile back in the Living World
The scene cuts to a newscast, showing the boy's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"
The child's mother: [Sobbing.] Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at--
The child's bloody body bag suddenly falls into her arms.
The child's mother: [terrified.] OHHH!
The Child's mother and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Shepard, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.
Shepard: I told you they would be here!
Blitzo: [smiles and waves.] You're welcome!
The four disappear in the portal as it closes.
Imp City
We see Shepard walking back to the Apartment he is staying at as he then see's Aurora and Loona as he then moves by them and Aurora then noticed Shepard as she was looking up from her phone.
Aurora: Hey.
Shepard: Hey. So, what are you doing here?
Aurora: We're thinking of going to a bar want to come?
Shepard: Seriously? On work night?
Loona: Yep.
Shepard: You want me to come with?
Loona: Do you want to come or not?
As the two seemed annoyed and Shepard just smiles and walks toward them.
Shepard: Sure! It sounds like fun!
Soon we see Aurora, Loona and Shepard walk down the street as she seemed to accept him in the friend circle if she had any other friends of course. They walk away in silence but as Shepard glances at Aurora he just smiles at her as she seemed beautiful to Shepard, but as Shepard focused back forward Aurora looks at Shepard as she eyes him up and down and smiles just a little bit as she found him a bit handsome as she blushed and she goes back to her phone. As the two seemed to have a spark of something going on there even if it's small. It's there just waiting to turn into a roaring fire of passion.
A/N: Now I believe that this is a good pilot episode. Reason for adding characters is because I am working with another Author on the story and gave me Ideas.