In the night a tired burt and morty carried rick on to the Couch. "Ok you remember the steps to defuse a nutrino bomb right?"

Morty. "Yes."

"Good, because I'm not going run to the middle of nowhere again!" He kicked the drunk in the stomach.

"U-Uncle burt, why d-d-did you do t-that?!"

"because he scraped my car to make a Alien saucer, I think he deserves some kicks to the stomach." He gave the continued kick him in the groin which lead to the defence System to turn on.

"Step away from the groin." burt just looked at while morty hid behind him.

"Morty let's go to bed, I Need my sleep."

Intro starts

Burt, Rick and morty are running away from a monstrous giant frogs, rick opens a Portal, jumping Into while morty Trips and burt tries help and the two are stranded, before a second frog monster jumps at the two ready to swallow them.

The next scene is of jerry firing at Cronenbergs.

Burt chainsawing a tree version of himself.

Rick, Morty and burt being chased by the evil clones of Beth, Jerry, and Summer.

Jerry trying to give birth to an alien baby who possessed his body, while Summer, Burt and Morty are holding some laser guns, waiting for it to come out.

Hepatitis A confronting Morty and Annie from Anatomy Park.

Rick, Morty, Summer and burt being chased by a Cthulhu in Rick's space cruiser, while Summer is seen holding who is presumably the Cthulhu's baby and Burt fired at it from the cruiser window seat.

Rick and Morty.

At the dinner table burt is sitting his eye lids half open drinking enough coffee to kill a elephant.

"I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight. Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?" Jerry said trying to start a conversation.

Morty falls asleep on to his plate.

"The food is on his face, I'm gonna puke!" I took the chance to answere jerry.

"Morties right, that's the most Boring way to start a conversatin." He said discouraging jerry.

"Morty are you getting sick?" Beth pulls him up examining him. "I told you not to practice kissing on the couch pillow, the dog sleeps on it"

Morty pulls beths hand away. "I wasn't kissing the pillow mom, I-I didn't sleep last night I don't k-know maybe my dream was too loud!"

"or you were hanging out with grampa rick all night?"

"What?"

"Dad?"

"snitch." burt said glaring at summer.

"What do you have to sleep every night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time? T-that's half our time wasted!" Burt hid a laugh thinking at the of lines. "like you last night?" or "You are a waste."

"Damn it!"

"Jerry!"

"Beth!"

"Oh my god, my parents are so loud!"

"There is no god summer, have to rip the band-aid early. You will thank me later."

"True, less likely for Priesters to get weird." Summer just gave a worried look to burt.

jerry stood up glaring at rick. " Okay, with all due respect, Rick— what am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?" Burt just questioned if it was sci-fi, when it was happing right in front of you.

Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you something—tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. "Jerry stares angrily at him" Buncha people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. And I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. "wipes his mouth and gets up, stopping behind Beth and putting a hand on her shoulder" This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them. "Rick gives Beth a kiss and walks away"

Burt looks at Beth as tears start to form in her eyes.

"What really?" Jerry asked and morties face landed on his plate.

Burt as is at school writing the next test and wishing he could blow this place to kingdom come! "What is this?!" Asked the leather jacket wearing, black haired delinquent.

"Fifties called, they forgot to send you grease for you hair." burt thought as frank pulled out his switch balde. "You failed youR math test." burt said not carring about the knife. "Study more or go be a poor fifties movie bully." He tried to stab burt but he dodge and punched the kid in the stomach hart making him fall to the floor. "Get out of my sight." He said glaring at the kid before he scurried. He sat there for a few minutes before an alarm on his phone went off. "Alert! Morties heart rate has increased." He looked at it for a moment. "He doesn't have today gym, so it's frank being an idiot." He left the room to see his dad turning the kid into a ice sculpture.

he looked at the frozen corpse of frank. "I will fix this when i get payed." he turned around and started walking back to his class, one, two, three a screaming niece. "Shit!" He said more annoyed then angry as see saw the pieces of frank on the ground. "In all open, horror!" Summer just ran to him crying her eyes.

"WHHYYYY!" Burt sighed wishing he was killed at alleyway and not in the middle of the of the fucking hallway! "UNCLE BURT! WHYYY!" burt sighed taking his phone out to see morty had disappeared.

Burt looked at summer. "Listen just wait there will be new hunky bad boy and there are no such thing as soulmates." He left the room and went through the drawer pulling a pager and his disgustegrator ray. (It just a ray that turn pretty people ugly, works great on teenagers with them having so little self worth.)

Principle vargania "Hey mr sanchez a student Died." He saw him holding a soldering iron in one hand, a laser pointer with a crystal on top of it and he wore a gas mask.

He took the mask off and looked him. "S-s-so you think I did it?" Before vagina could deny this burt started talking. "Bring me p-p-proof or get the hell out." He said about holding the door.

"Your sister is here because of morty attendance and-." He just slamed the door and went back to making whatever. His phone rang and picked his phone.

"Talk to the B-dog!"

"U-Uncle, Burt I need yo-"

"Morty, listen to your grampa and don't eat anything off the ground. If you see anything on the floor don't eat it!" He hung it up and looked at his finished work. "This should pull morty back into school" He opened the door and there his sister glared at him. "Oh sis! I-"

Beth interrupted. "You said you can pull Morty, back? do it now!" He was about to say something but the interdimensional hook started glowing.

He ran to the cafeteria and threw it at a table causing a portal to open over them.

Jessica looked at morty. "Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?"

The teenager gave awkward smile. " Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my-my Ferrari's in the shop. ha ha just kidding."

"You're Morty, right?" Jessica asked.

"Yeah." Rick grabs him knowing something was odd, since they ended up in the cafeteria and not in the garage.

"You can get his number later. Come on, Morty. We got to get out of here. You got to get those seeds out of your ass." Rick and Morty are stopped by Jerry, Beth, Burt, and Principal Vagin.

"Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche."

"What?"

"Yea ein-douche? Relatively your a moron."

Beth chuckled at that.

"I'm an angry father, not an improviser."

"Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty! What are you doing out of class? We talked about this. Your-your parents and I are very disappointed in-in this behavior... No? No takers?"

Back home.

"Ok let's start." He said hiding his joy getting rid of his father!

"You guys shouldn't touch my stuff. T-they're beyond reasoning!"

"You're beyond reasoning!"

"Takes one to know one." He said in a scolding tone.

"You're going to a nursing home, so shut up and help us, maybe you can build a doomsday device!"

"Or build baskets you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas."

Both beth and burt looked at Jerry. "What does that mean?"

"It's personal."

Morty joined to conversation. "Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all."

"Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own."

rick glared at jerry. "What does that mean?"

Burt joined. "Dad, Where shoudl I put the shit box?" He said holding the time machine stuff.

"Get me a beer and you can place it on the floor." Burt left and took bottle out of the fridge.

Then beth and jerry came, the moving van driving away. "What-"

"We decided that dad will be staying!" She said happy about the fact.

Jerry spoke up "Only if you go with them." Burts eye twitched and went to the garage.

"Ok you drunk de-." He then saw morty on the floor looking like he was having an epileptic episode. "Mega seed up the mud hole?" He asked rick and gave him the beer.

He nodded drinking the beer. "So you made interdimensional trackers?" Burt nodded looking at morty.

"God this is some nostalgia, atleast he hasn't shit himself, yet." Rick laughed before having his beer taken and chucked in a few moments. "I you clean him. When shit starts flying. Oh and The next chance there is to kick you out, I'm using it!" Burt left the garage and went to the attic, at least it was better then the closet rick called a room.