Burt slept through the night and woke up with his brain in a jar. "Fuck" A robotic voice said what what he wanted to say.
"Oh you're finally awake!" Zigerion prince walked to brain jar. "Oh how ironic that the brain of ricks son is used as the processor! HAHAHAHAAA!" He left and burt brain just sighed. "Worst birth day ever!"
"Hahah Oh my god, Rick. How dumb are you? You're inside a simulation of a simulation…inside another giant simulation! W-we never had the recipe for concentrated dark matter. But we do now! We do now, sucka!" Nebulon said
"You simulated my grandsons genitalia?! Y-y-you bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!" Rick said
"Kevin fought real hard to supervise that project." Someone said
"You said you weren't gonna tell anyone! I'm never gonna live this down, am I?" Kevin said
"All right. Okay. All right, great. Wonderful. You win. Can we go home now?" Rick said
"I don't know. Can you?" A Zigerion said
"Ha!," Nebulon fist bumps the guy, "Nice. Okay, okay. Show this gullible turd to his shuttle. I'm done with him. Oh, wait. Let me get a picture," He snaps a selfie of himself with Rick, "Aww. Look at his face. He's trying to figure out if He's in a simulation still. Are you, Rick? Are you? You're not. Or are you? Oh, a-and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps. That was part of the simulation." Nebulon said
"Oh. Uh, sir, should I cancel that appointment, then?" Cynthia said
"Yeah! Of course you should!" Then he whispers to Cynthia "No, keep it. Move it up, actually, if you can." Nebulon said
He watches Rick and Jerry get in the shuttle. "Oh and we killed your son!" He said smiling as Jerry jumped from seat grabbing the window.
"Beth's going kill me!" Jerry said trying not to cry.
"All right, everybody. Two parts Plutonic quarks… One part cesium…. A-and listen, I'm sorry for shouting earlier. I-I couldn't ask for a better staff. I love you guys, and I love all your families. Don't Forget burt who processed all the Simulations and we hope to have long and rich relationship."
Burt jar. "f*ck you!" They just laughed at him and burt was already imagining all ways to kill them, but he already knew he would die with These idiots.
readies water bottle "And the final ingredient…" Everything explodes and the jar flies through space. In the endless void he wished he just died then and there, but sadly that wasn't fate, as he laughed remembering all the dead fools on the ship. "Good Job morons! YOU FORGOT BASIC SUPER CHEMISTRY!" He yelled flying through space passing Pluto.
Rick landed the ship and Jerry was hyperventilating. "rick please tell me you know a away to bring burt from the dead!" Jerry said about fall to the ground and cry.
Rick rolled his eyes and went inside. "Dad have you seen burt? He hasn't called or anything."
He took a gulp from his flask. "He said his g-going to have b-birthday Weekend in Los Vegas." Beth raised a brow "H-he said he didn't want anyone c-calling because he will be balls deep-"
"Dad no! I don't need that Picture." Beth left the living room and Jerry came inside.
"Ok I need a hair or something with a bit of dna, If beth finds out we're both screwed!" Rick said to Jerry who ran up stairs.
It lasted a few hours before he went through a wormhole and landed on a planted that looked like a dessert. "I'm going to be boiled... I wish someone would just break this fucking jar an-" A mouse like creature came and then the jar noticed the destroyed cars around them.
"Hmm this could be useful" The robotic voice was monotone and the one eye looked at the mouse human and because of the robotic voice they just started at it. "Ok I need to do this I want all of you to collect the car parts around us!" they followed the Magic voice and did as told. "Now let me see this." He tried to move his non-existent Hand and then two mechanical tentacles emerged from it lid.
He took control of a Mouse man after stabbing him in the back of his neck. "Better then nothing!" He started ripping the cars apart and repairing it enough to drive it. "Holy shit, well looks like I'm going to start from scratch." Burt started wiring the car after fixing it, he drove off to look for a lab or a factory so far it seemed like this planet was type I civilization unless the giant ring around this planet was some kind intergalactic bling.
Rick came back to thr garage after finding nothing. "There is nothing here! No hairs, no blood, his corpse was burned to nothing! Ok I can make a Robot but that will last maybe a month or two." He said pulling out his tool speaking of Tools.
Jerry was walking around the room panicking. "What are we going to do rick?! If beth finds out she will either throw us out or divorce me!" Rick rolled his eyes.
"I know Burt was the only one in the Family who didn't leave her or Abandon her when she got summer, but she won't throw us out- she will throw you out and throw me into a nursing home." He said being finished with Burt bots head.
Burt found a mouse child and luckily she wasn't a complete moron then he found out the lid was able to Project holegarms. "Ok, it can create holograms, can connect to roganic nerves System, but can't send a fucking distress call?!" Burt started visually teaching the mouse, what they needed and was able to do enough that she would atleast be smart enough to build him a Body.
Burt walked with a humaniod robotic body now. "Ok I just need to keep at this pace and we will be off this rock!." He said to Victoria and the ship floating
They heard marching and looked outside to see an army. "Oh right, they're a developing civilization" Victoria pulled a homemade machine gun out.
He pressed the button on his arm and a Plasma blade came out. "Come at me you sons of metal!" After half of them died the other half surrendered.
Victoria yelled. "Good, about time you morons do what I want! Get me Food and mine the mountians for red Stone! NOW!" She yelled and the mouse people fleed.
Rick, Morty and Burt climbed a bean stock and rick. Then the Robot slipped and there weren't even over the Cloud yet. When morty saw it a Robot. "Aw come on! I-i Know he didn't want to come but-but replacing himself with a Robot?" Morty said and rick decided to roll with it.
"Yea! D-dick move, we should head home an-and get him back here." saddly morty stopped.
"Who needs him, plus his been acting weird staring into nothing repeating what people his just seen." He said continuing to climb.
Victoria descendants ruled with an iron fist, the mice people people aged rapidly and they advanced from the middle ages to a type I civilization with Burt's help. "Good, this ship should get me off this world." Then the mice people turned their guns on him. "Yea I knew this would happen." He threw a bomb into the air and it shot needles out killing everyone there exception from orangutan man. "Never cross me." he stepped into the ship and flew off.
He landed in the backyard and saw his dad screaming at the fourth, he got inside and looked at rick. "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ?!" He said in his Robotic voice and everyone screamed seeing a Robot with a jar in his chest. "It's me burt and stop screaming." He paused looking at the living room. "OK what happened?"
Beth looked confused. "Burt? Wait I just saw you-"
"Yea that must have been a Robot. I got my brain removed to a be a processor for some stupid simulator and ended on a planet where the mice people ruled!" He said looking at Jerry and Rick.
"We got a meeseeks box and they got angry when Jerry didn't get two stokes of his golf game." Burt just chuckled before bursting into a laughing fit. "It's not that funny."
"It is, since one meeseeks can't do this Kind of damage!" He spread his arms, pointing to the entire room. "I'm going to clone myself a new Body no one talk to me." He said livng the room then stoped. "Oh and rick left me to die in a jar."
Beth looked at rick. "What?!" He was having his revenge and it was sweeter then honey.
He got a car and rode it to a self storage unit and opened it to reveal a fully functioning lab. He looked at the cloner and sat down on a chair as his brain was removed from his jar and and placed into a clone. "Finally!" He stood up and went to his Computer and sent an E.M.P wave at causing it to fall into the dark ages "Never, cross a Sanchez." he said after leaving the storage room.
authors note: I'm skiped the meeseeks Episode.