The only thing Burt knew was one his freaking arm was replaced and two high school sucked. Senior year and what great things are there to achieve? Go to a jock party after helping them study? Collage filled with other Apes? Continue to look for the last family member he had or just continue being a genius in a ocean of drowning sheep. He had met many Rick but none was his dad, simple and happy man who loved him instead of being used as a tool.

Burt continued to go home well a storage unit since he couldn't afford a normal house. He sat down and played a song on his Mp3 a song from a world ten years in the future listening to daft punk. "Ok one more, and it's over!." He said going through the dimensional map and locking on to a portal, especially an scotched taped ones.

A portal appeared in the self storage and Burt saw a rick go through and he shot Rick with a tranquilizer.

Rick woke up tied up. "Huh? W-what is happening?!" Burt looked at Burt and both just stared both their eyes empty from loss. "B-Burt?" Burt pointed a gun at rick.

"Don't, I need to make sure you're the one." Rick looked surprised at Burt calling him dad. "What is my middle name?"

"What?" The rick asked and Burt shot him, placed a helmet on him and looked through the mess of memories.

A green ping went off. "Again?! Well sorry you shit!" He pulled his gun and fired at the Rick's head.

Burt woke up once the Hovercraft stopped. "Are you going to leave this dimension or am I just here as a jerry body guard?" They landed and parked at a jerry daycare. "Wait which astroid." They opened the door to reveal a female Burt or a Brandy sitting on the desk.

She smiled a mirror image of Diane Sanchez. "Hello, good day sir and idiot." Other then freckles and face her eyes and hair was the same as Burt. "Please fill this." She gave a board to rick, then looked at Jerry. "and handsome follow the nice lady, she will show you to the waiting room." Jerry blushed and followed.

Morty read parts of the sign up sheet. "You made a day care for my dad?" Morty asked and brandy answered his question.

"No not this rick, another rick and his rich." She smirked at Rick, who glared at her.

"How is it flirting with Jerry's all day?"

She sighed. "I get to sleep with some of the whose Ricks forgot them and I get payed 5000 thousand flerbos." Whistled was impressed.

Burt sighed. "Let's leave before I start setting bombs here." Brandy laughed. "What?"

She placed their jerry's ticked after taking the filled out sheet. "That was my first day dream." Burt grabbed the ticked and got out of there. "Don't lose your ticked."

"So where are we going now?"

"business." Rick answered Burt laid in the back now enough leg room he fell asleep.

Burt woke up in the Garage. "Ok wait here." He was about to stand up but was irrupted by Morty.

"I wanna come with." Burt sighed knowing a fight would come.

"Don't come with, it's boring, it's Burp business stuff."

"What kind business do you do a garage? this seems a little shady." Burt sat up.

"I had it Dad leave, Morty you don't stuffed up little prick. Also it doesn't matter where or when you can do shady stuff anywhere! Even in your aunties house." Morty gulped. "Yea I saw your internet history, and the looks you gave brandy." The window was tapped.

Burt looked and rick saw Michal. "Oh crap." He opened the window. "Hey what's up?"

Micheal smiled. "Hey Rick!" He laughed and brought a sack of flerbos. "Here you go three thousand flerbos, do you have the weapon?" Burt cleared his throat.

"You make your deals outside Morty shouldn't." At the moment Micheal took the chance.

"Oh, Hi, morty, I'm Krombopilos Micheal. I'm an assassing. I buy guns from your grandpa." Rick groaned.

Rick gave the alien a suitcase. "Here go away!"

Michea opened it and looked. "Uuh this looks deadly. So this shoots anti-matter? My target can't be killed with regular matter. Nice to meet you, Morty. if you ever need anybody murdered pease give me a call." He gave Morty and Burt a card.

"I' m discreet, I have no code of ethics."

"You're giving him a card?" Rick asked confused by the killer for hire.

"I will kill anyone anywhere. Children animals, old people doesn't matter. I just like killing." He left after saying slogan.

"You sell to killers? For money?"

Rick Groaned. "Explain this Burt, you're better with teens, it's your job."

"Listen Morty, the thing is that it's better to sell a gun to one person who kill one idiot compared to selling weapons to a military, destroy planets." Plus what can you do with three thousand flerbos, Dad?" He smiled

"An entire afternoon at Blips and Chitz!" Rick yelled and they got out of the garage to the upstairs to blips and chips.

Burt ran sat at roy playing the game. First he did after skyschool build a freaking Nuke!

Rick stood next to burt. "Aw, this place is the best. It's got beer, games, prizes, and you can never tell what time it is."

Morty still had a stick up his butt. "You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?"

Rick rolled his eyes. "Yeah, sure, if you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty." The screen on exploded and Burt stood up.

Burt took the helmet off "I know it's not original but seriously it's the bed ending."

Rick took it put the helmet on Morty's head "Here, check this out." Morty's eyes roll back into his head.

Burt sighed. "Ignore him and he will stop bitching that's what I do boot lickers in my class when they fail a test." He looked at the game and groaned.

Rick looked and chuckled. "His bird watching. What's he— Oh now his fly fishing with his fake son." They both watched the game Morty's run.

Morty regains consciousness and pulls the helmet off, frightened and confused. "Whoa! What the hell?! Wha—Where am I?! What the hell?!"

Rick walked to the screen "Fifty-five years. Not bad, Morty. You kinda wasted your thirties though with that whole birdwatching phase."

Burt nodded. "Don't forget that stupid, date night phase in your late fifties!"

Morty looks around, grips his head "W… Where's my wife?"

Rick looked at morty "Morty. You were just playing a game. It's called Roy. Snap out of it, come on." Rick hands Morty his tickets

Burt sighed. "You're Morty, his Rick and I'm Burt

Morty was trying to concentrate. "I'm Morty… You're burt and You're Rick… Hey, you sold a gun to a guy that kills people!"

Rick "Lookit this. You beat cancer and then you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo."

Burt joined. "Boo!" Rick sits in the seat to play Roy.

Morty "Don't dodge the issue, Rick! Selling a gun to a hitman is the same as pulling the trigger!" Burt held his mouth as he was the one who that told him to pull the trigger.

Rick "It's also the same as doing nothing. If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead, there's not a lot anybody can do to stop him. That's why he does it for a living? Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to thrash your Roy score." puts on the helmet

Morty got closer. "You could stop this killing from happening, Rick! You know, y-you did a bad thing selling that gun, but you could undo it if you wanted!"

Rick "Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference between you and me, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store."

Burt put his two cents. "micheal would have bought it from someone else, either a rare artifact or some other lesser genius."

Alien passing by, sees Rick playing Roy "Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid!" Other alien patrons gasp and congregate around Rick. "This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!"

Morty looks at Krombopulos Michael's business card, which shows his location, and walks away.

Jerryboree where brandy was reading a magazine saying 'how to kill your brother in law.'

Jerry approaches the Jerrysitter from earlier. "Hi, I'm sorry, I think there was a misunderstanding. I'm an adult and would like to go home, please."

Jerry-Sitter "Well of course! Right through that tube." points to a tube in the wall

Jerry muttering to self "Unbelievable." approaches the tube and starts climbing in.

Jerry-Sitter "You're doing great."

Jerry indignantly "I know how to crawl in a tube." to himself, while crawling "Ugh… Come on… This is harder than it looks…"Suddenly the tube transitions into a slide. "Whoooooaaaa!"

Jerry lands in a ballpit in an area designed similarly to the Smith house. Other Jerrys are in the ballpit playing Marco Polo.

Pink-shirt Jerry "Marco?" Jerrys laugh. "Marco?"

Other Jerry "Come find me."

Pink-shirt Jerry "Marco?"

Our Jerry seems disturbed.

Jerry "You guys are enjoying this? Don't you feel a little… patronized?"

Pink-shirt Jerry "How so?"

Brandy dressed in a large Beth costume approaches the ballpit.

Brandy Beth "Jerry!"

Other Jerry. "Beeeth."

Jerry "Oh, come on, this is ridiculous!"

Brandy Beth "I love you, Jerry!"

Jerry "Aw… Beth…" Brandy threw up a bit in the costume."

Brandy Beth "Who wants to come watch Midnight Run with director's commentary on?"

Jerrys "Oh! Yes! Definitely!"

Brandy Beth "First one there gets to adjust the picture settings!" Jerrys become more excited.

Jerry "The factory tint setting is always too high!" climbs out of the ballpit and hurries after "Beth" with the other Jerrys

Other Jerry "Out of my way!"

Another Jerry "The factory tint setting is always too high!"

Brandy Beth sits on a couch with a Jerry on each side of her and dozens of other Jerrys surrounding them, watching Midnight Run. If the last guy didn't quit she would be sitting at the desk.

Back with Morty

Krombopulos Michael prepares to carry out the hit. He holds up a heart shaped locket with a picture of a presumed romantic partner in it, kisses the locket, and puts it away.

"Oh boy, here I go killin' again!" Burt teleported next to him. They stared for at eachother moment.

"Don't get cocky, now kill the cloud of ass." Burt said taking a cigarette, Burt got his binoculars out and watched Micheal.

Krombopulos Michael sneaks through the building, killing several Gromflomite guards along the way before arriving in the chamber his target is kept. His target appears to be a strange, gaseous being. Krombopulos Michael draws his weapon, but before he can shoot, Morty crashes Rick's ship through the ceiling, crushing him. "Oh come on!" He held seeing the life sign on Micheals card disapear.

Ship "You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael. Your destination is below."

Burt opened a portal to the crash sight. "Morty, What the fuck Morty?!"

Morty dazed "All out of off-white Persians…" gets out of the ship and realizes he killed Krombopulos Michael "Oh man, wha-wh-wh-what have I done?!" picks up KM's arm and the antimatter gun.

Burt groaned. "You're hypocrite Morty!

Morty "It was was an a-a-accident!" Rubbed his temples and then

Gromflomite pointing a gun at Morty and Burt "Drop the gun!"

Morty "You don't understand! This guy was gonna kill someone!"

Gromflomite "I guess that makes two of us." fires up his weapon. Burt shot a blue portal and on the other side the guard landed into wood chipper that was on cliff.

Burt looked around for more gaurds. "Listen I don't have time for my backstory, because most of it will my rebel phase, but me being here is like a Salmon being in the three bears house!"

Fart "You saved my life!" Burt and Morty both turn to face the gaseous being.

Burt "Shit!"

Morty "Huh?! Are you Krombopulos Michael's target? W-Wwwwhat's your name?"

Fart "My kind has no use for names. I communicate through what you call "Jessica's feet." No, "telepathy."

Burt clapped. "Oh, good job, Morty. You killed Ricks best customer but you saved a mind-reading fart! Hey can you read mine?"

Fart "I like this name, 'Fart.' Morty, would you kindly release me by pulling that lever to the left of my cell? I am in great pain." Burt glared at it.

Burt "Morty, don't do it." Morty walks toward the lever." Morty… That might trigger an alarm, so let leave this fart and have some at a strip club." Morty glances at Burt before pulling the lever. Alarms start to sound as Fart escapes his cell. "Oh now your dick compass is broke!"

Morty "Oh crap, let's get you outta here!"

Burt "We can't get him outta here. He's gaseous. He's not gonna make it through artificial worm, Morty.

Morty stomps past Burt "Well then I guess we're all getting in the car! Right, uh…"

Fart "Fart."

Morty "No! Jus-j-j-just get in the car!"

Fart floats into the car and Morty sits in the driver's seat.

Burt "Morty, come on, It's not worth it and how do we he isn't somekind evil Fart, that smell like Broccoli and fish.

Morty "Y-You've been clear on the fact that you don't wanna help, so just go away!"

Fart "More are coming."

Burt starts walking off. "Fine, I hope you can get out of this!" Port fires a blue portal and leaves through it. Morty tries to start the car as a Gromflomite approaches, but it stalls.

Morty "Oooh…! Come on, come on!" He please as he was surrounded.

Gromflomite. "Get out of the vehicle made of garbage or we will open fire!"

Morty still trying to start the car "Oh no no no!"

Gromflomite "Open fire!"

A Blue portal appears directly above the guards and sucking them all out of the room. Another portal then appears and Burt emerges through it, walking up to the car.

Burt "Annoying ass fart-saving carpet store Puppy kicker!" shoves Morty out of the driver's seat and takes the wheel "Move!"

Fart moves to the backseat as Morty takes the passenger seat.

Burt drink holder "Wait, did you drink my soda?"

Morty buckles up and Rick begins adjusting the seat settings.

Fart "More are coming." More Gromflomites storm into the room. Rick continues adjusting the seat.

Morty. "Burt!"

Burt sighed. "Rick owes me one." He crashes the car into the Gromflomites before flying away from the outpost.

The fly to gear head world. Burt, Morty, and Fart wait while Gearhead works on the car. Morty and Fart are watching Gazorpazorpfield.

Gearhead "Your geldon convertor is pretty dinged up."

Burt "That's 'cause my Dad drives like a female Obavradian. Yeah, I said it. Now fix it before the cops find us."

Gearhead "Actually, it's because of years of neglect. You really need to respect your gears, Burt. To you, they're just wheels with teeth, but in my culture, wars have been fought, entire—

Burt interrupts him. "So I've heard. Just fix it." He look at Morty "I don't think the Gromflomites can track us now, but it looks like we're gonna be safe here." He whispers to Morty. "Or we can just kill it and go to a stip club."

Fart. "You do understand I'm telepathic, right?"

Burt rolled his eyes.. "I don't care, you're just collection of electrons and unstable molecules. I'm mostly carbon and water. So just throwing you into the sun would be easier."

Morty "Burt, we're taking him back where he belongs!"

Burt "Yeah, where's that? Find the giant ass who delt it? Oh wait it's you."

Fart. "I came here accidentally through a wormhole located in what you call— Wait why is your mind empty?

Burt. "I had mind reader girl friend, judge mental as Morty." He looked at Morty with his arms crossed. "Fine, Mind physic fire wall off."

Fart. "Ah good, the wormhole is located in what you call. "I'm a male prostitute that loves to suck on— No I mean In what you call the Promethean Nebula."

Burt groaned "800 lightyear jump! that Will take hours! Brain fire wall on."

Morty. "You know, you can leave any time you want, Burt."

Burt walks away cursing that he should have shot this fart himself.

Fart. "Thank you, Morty. You are not like other carbon-based life forms. You put the value of all life above your own."

Morty "That's how things should be. It's how they could be."

Fart "I could not agree more." Fart envelops Morty as "Goodbye Moonmen" begins.

Fart singing over a montage formed from Morty's imagination. "The world can be one together / Cosmos without hatred / Stars like diamonds in your eyes. / The ground can be space ( "almost whispering space, space, space, space) / With feet marching toward a peaceful sky. / All the moonmen want things their way / But we make sure they see the sun. / Goodbye, moonmen / You say goodbye, moonmen. / Goodby—

Burt holding a bat "Shut the fuck up about moonmen! This isn't a musical number. This is a fucking mission of life and death, we gotta be cool and fucking lay low!"

at Jerryboree

A roomful of Jerrys on computers forward each other joke emails.

Random Jerry opens email and laughs "Duck, duck, birdie?" All Jerrys open emails and laugh. "Very funny!"

Jerry "Here comes another funny…"

Other Jerry "Hahaha! Oh, this place is great."

Jerry "I almost wish I could stay longer than one day."

Other Jerry suddenly serious "You just might."

Jerry "W-What do you mean?" They walk to the Room of Forgotten Jerrys. The other Jerry from before leads our Jerry inside.

Other Jerry "These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys never came back." Forgotten Jerrys stand, sit, and lie around the room, generally looking despondent. "…They live here now."

Jerry "Uuuum…"

Brandey came in. "Ok here's your meal, no fighting and we might watch a movie." She left and the jerry's too, Tv foods.

Gearhead's place

Gearhead continues working on the car while the others watch Ball Fondlers. The show is cut off by Breaking News.

Gear Anchor "No gear turnings as of yet in the curious case of these unidentified humanoid fugitives" An image of Burt and Morty in the car as Rick was throwing the empty soda out the window appears onscreen. "reportedly at large somewhere within the Gear System."

Burt sighed. "Son of a…" approaches Fart "Why were the Gromflomites holding you prisoner? What the fuck is so valuable about you?" He said acting if he didn't know.

Fart. "I am no more valuable than life itself. However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, like this." An electric fuzz seems to go through the gaseous cloud and a lump of gold materializes, dropping to the ground beneath him. "That was oxygen. I added seventy-one protons to it."

Burt picks up the gold "Ah, terrific. The fart that pooped gold. No wonder every cop in the system is lookin' for us!" pockets gold "Any species that gets a hold of this thing is gonna use it to take over the galaxy. His a video game cheat code!" Sirens sound outside. Rick rushes to the window and sees police in flying vehicles have surrounded the place.

Burt. "Somebody dropped the dime on us. Revolio…" turns around

Gearhead pointed his a gun at Burt. "I'm sorry, Burt. The reward on your head is too high. And like Rick always say, you gotta look out for Number One."

Rick "Number One is Rick, asshole! You're supposed to be my dads friend! You're supposed be my friend!"

Gearhead. "Friend? Does he even know my real name? It's Revolio Clockberg Junior. I belong to an entire species of gear people. Calling me 'Gearhead' is like calling a Chinese person 'Asia-face.' "Burt notices a nearby box of twigs, marked with a warning. He throws them at Gearhead and they get caught in his mouth, causing him to drop the gun.

Gearhead. "No, not twigs!"

Burt kicks Gearhead in the crotch, removes his gear-testicles, pulls two gears out of his mouth, and shoves the gear-testicles in their place while Gearhead moans in pain, clutching his mouth and groin.

Burt. "Two things I wanna make clear to everybody in this room. Just kill the person you're betraying, and it's time to go.

Rick, Morty, and Fart get in the car and fly out through a window. Two gear police enter.

Gear Policeman #1 "Nobody move!" Gearhead waves his hands, trying to communicate. The officers see how he's been disfigured.

Gear Policeman #2 "Oh my god."

Gear Policeman #1 "Are those…?" Both vomit oil and metal.

Gear World

Burt leads police on a flying chase, shooting and driving at the same time. Numerous police cars crash, killing officers and civilians.

Burt. "Hey Morty, remember when you said selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger? Yea look around as masses die to save one idiot."

Morty "I did the right thing, Burt!"

Burt. "Tell that to Revolio gearsticles."

Morty. "You did that!"

Burt "Wrong! I'd be in a strip club right now. You pulled that leaver and that was the domino the moment you pulled it, everything fell apart." Both don expressions of surprise as helicopters appear in front of them. Burt quickly steers the craft away and the chase continues.

Forgotten Jerrys room

Jerry playing poker with other Jerrys, sighs. "I can't believe Rick did this. This is the eighth to the last straw."

Bearded Jerry "Ante up."

Jerry. "You know what?" throws down cards. "Screw it! I have a better gamble for your guys." leans forward. "I say we escape."

Other Jerrys stare at him for several seconds. Bearded Jerry. "If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door."

Tank-top Jerry. "You think we're kept here against our will? That would be illegal."

Jerry "But… If you can leave, then why are you still here?"

Buzzcut Jerry. "Same reason as you." looks to other Jerrys for confirmation "…We're Jerrys."

Brandy nodded. "Yea, plus you can't speak alien and I don't care enough, I literally sell these guys to ricks who accidentally killed their Jerry." Jerry stands in disgust.

Jerryboree lobby

Jerry is marching out. "I'm leaving."

Jerry-Sitter "Okay then, that was always allowed."

Gearworld

The chase is still on. Burt stops his vehicle, and Gromflomite ships pass him, giving him a chance to shoot them. He drives off again and pulls out a gun.

Burt "Morty, take the wheel!" Rick and Morty clumsily swap seats.

Morty. "Whoa, whoa!"

Burt. "YEA!" Burt climbs into his seat as Morty buckles up.

Burt. "Dammit, Morty! Who taught you to fly this thing?! Oh right a drunk monkey"

Morty. "Um, Burt!" An enormous craft lowers down before them. At this point, the car is surrounded.

Burt. "Shit. Well, I guess this is it. Morty when you meet god piss on his shoes for me."

Fart "Morty, crack the window." Morty open the window and Fart flies out, entering a gear policecar and entering the officer's mind.

Fart. "I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend."

Officer. "Well… He'd probably like to have me to himself, that's how friends are."

Fart. "Or does he want her to himself?" Fart induces an image in the officer's mind of Greg having sex with his girlfriend. "Goodbye Moonmen" begins again.

Fart "The world can be one together / Cosmos without hatred / Stars like diamonds in your eyes."

Officer anguished. "My life is a fucking joke." He crashes his cruiser, setting off a chain of destruction of police and government vehicles as Fart continues singing. Rick and Morty look on from the car, shocked.

Fart. "Goodbye, moonmen. / You say, goodbye, moonmen." The destruction beings to kill civilians of Gearworld.

Fart. "Goodbye, moonmen…" Fart floats back in through the window and the song ends. "Alright, let's proceed."

Burt. "Damn. Can't blame that on the dog. …I mean i have nerve but that one! Silent but deadly am I right?"

Morty not amused "Are you done?"

Burt "I'll let you know, Morty. Gone with the wind, am I right? If you don't like that one, Morty, an alt on that one could be, like…if I said Gasablanca! …Alright, I'm done." Morty starts driving. "Let's get to the Promethean Nebula, so my nephew can finish savin' a life!"

Cross-temporal asteroid, customs

Jerry walks through a set of sliding doors and gets in line, intent on finding a way back home. He approaches the window. Garblovian "Ga-ga blahg blahg?"

Jerry. "Um… Earth, please?" The alien stamps a ticket and passes it to Jerry."

Jerry. "Um… Is this… Do I pay?"

Garblovian. "Agah blahg-blah!" Jibberish continues as Jerry rushes away. Other aliens heckle him.

Jerry. "Sorry!"

Jerry passes a homeless alien holding a sign that says "WHY LIE? WILL USE GLEMS FOR GLOOBIES!" He then spots a creature that appears somewhat like a small hairless dog.

Jerry. "Hmm. Hmm…" hesitantly makes to pet the creature, but its face suddenly splays out in a tentacle formation "Agh!" runs away.

Jerry runs into an alleyway where he's met by a shirtless Garblovian, holding out a cup.. "Agah blahg blahg?"

Jerry. "I don't…"

Garblovian angrily "Agah blahg!"

Jerry "What do you want?"

Garblovian holds out cup. "Agah blahg blah—" The alien suddenly explodes into bluish goo. Some of it gets on Jerry.

Jerry "Oh!" looks at self and begins panicking "Ahahaaaahhhhh…." Two smaller Garblovians run up to Jerry, jabbering and holding out cups. Jerry runs away, and one drinks some of the bluish goo from its cup.

Jerry. wiping goo off himself' "Uhhh… Huhhh…." Stumbles upon two fleshy alien creatures mid-coitus. "Oooh!" runs away, he now sits on a lone bench under a streetlight, looking around the alien world in obvious fear and flinching at strange noises.

Jerryboree

Jerry walks back inside, hanging his head. The Jerry-Sitter smiles cheerfully. He approaches some of the same Jerrys from before. They're trying to set up a television.

Tank-top Jerry. "Hey, are you the one that left?"

Jerry gave a single nod

Tank-top Jerry. "I get it. It's… uh… a hassle out there."

Jerry suddenly less forlorn "Right? Who needs that?"

Other Jerrys to one another. "Right? Not me."

Paul. "Oh-ho, not us!"

Jerry "Uh… Who are you?"

Paul "Oh, excuse me. Paul Fleishman." shakes Jerry's hand. "Infinite timelines! In some of them Beth remarries."

Jerry. "…Geez…"

Paul "Don't worry. I treat Beth very well, and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty. Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you. Hey, you wanna give us a hand with this?" gestures to the TV. "We're trying to figure out how to get the sound coming through the stereo instead of the TV. I-I-I don't—It's very difficult."

Jerry. "Oh. Uh, well, is there an Aux input?"

Tank-top Jerry. "I tried that, but there's two different colors." several clusters of Jerrys also working on identical television sets.

Various Jerrys. "Uh… There's two different colors."

Brandey in a beth suit came with A camera. "Who wants to take a picture?" They all gathered together.

Promethean Nebula.

Dinosaur-like creatures eat plant matter in what appears to be a vast jungle. Rick's ship flies. Burt is now behind the wheel.

Fart. "The wormhole is seventy of what you call 'meters' what you call 'north' of what you call 'here.'"

Rick "Fine. Morty, take your fart to his hole and say your goodbyes. I'm gonna find some fuel and take a long Morty." Morty gets out of the car. "That's my new word for 'Piss' because of today's events, because you literally pissed everyone off."

Morty and Fart head north, soon finding the wormhole.

Fart. "Here it is. This should take me back to my kind."

Morty. "I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart. I'm really sorry your name became Fart."

Fart. "I will be back soon, Morty."

Morty excited. "Really?"

Fart. "After I return to the others with this location, we will be back for your cleansing."

Morty "Um… Cleansing…?"

Fart. "Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life. To us, you are what you would call a disease. Wherever we discover you, we cure it. You said yourself that life must be protected even through sacrifice." Morty, shocked and saddened, begins to tear up. "You haven't changed your mind about that. I can sense your thoughts. Morty."

Morty. "wipes his eyes. "Um… Before you go… Could you sing a… C-Could you sing for me again?"

Fart. "Yes, Morty." approaches him as "Goodbye Moonmen" begins, again set to a sequence formed from Morty's imagination* "Cosmos without hatred / Blinding stars of cosmic light / Quasars shine through endless night / And everything is one in the beauty / And now we say goodby—" The song is interrupted as Morty shoots Fart with the antimatter gun.

Fart. "Morty… Why… Why?" Morty shoots him several more times until he completely vanishes, then drops the gun, crying.

Morty. "Goodbye." Burt is loading Multiple rocks and a bag of crystals into the ship as Morty returns.

Burt. "Let's get out off this rock, I hope that fart gave you a big kiss."

Open space

Burt. "Morty, I know I was being a real Rick, but I am glad you insisted on gettin' that fart home. You know, atleast it wasn't for nothin', you know?" notices Morty's detached, almost anguished expression" You miss your fart friend, huh? Well I've got a little surprise for you, buddy. While you were gone I found another hole with millions of beings just like him on the other side and they're all coming to visit."

Morty panicking "What?! Burt! No, you can't!"

Burt "Too late, Morty. The hole's opening."

Morty "No, no, Uncle Burt! You don't understand!"

Burt farts. "Th-there's a lot more where that came from too. Oh and I heard what the fart." Before Morty could say anything. "Listen I hired Micheal because the galatic dicks crossed me, I already have enough risk keeping Rick here I don't want the rest of the family getting impaled by some goverment. Also Rick doesn't know any of this, his at Flips and Chips. It was still stupid saving someone you don't know."

Morty. "Did you know?"

Burt. "No, I also didn't know it could poop gold! If I knew he would in my storage unit right now!"

Jerryboree

Our Burt and Morty enter the lobby, which is filled with Ricks, Mortys, Burt, and Jerrys. "Hey." taps another Burt arm "Hey bro. How many people was your Morty responsible for killing today?"

Other Burt "None, we chilled at Blips and Chitz all day, ain't that right homie?"

Other Morty "Darn right bro! Roy rules!"

Other Rick "Haha!" He laughed holding the two by the shoulders.

The other trio leaft with their Jerry.

Burt sighs at Morty. "Must be nice… Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry." The Jerry-sitter guides a Jerry toward them. He and Morty hug.

Jerry. "Mm, I missed you. Hey Burt, Where's Rick?" He said the last part bitterly.

Burt. "Glad you're safe Jerry. What do you say we go home?"

Jerry. "I'd like that."

Another Rick holding a ticket. "Hey, wait, do you have 5126?"

Burt. "Uh, I'm not sure. Morty." Morty pulls a ticket out of his pocket.

Other Rick "Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket."

Morty "What?!"

Rick. "wait." Checked his pocket and took out the ticked. "5126" The Ricks and Burt exchange Jerrys. Both Jerrys look uncertain and nervous.

Jerrys. "Uh… W-wait, what?"

Burt. "Alright, come on, Jerry."

Alien planet

Roy is the god emperor of the world. "HAHAHA! I am God!" Burt took the helmet off.

"HEY!" Rick tried to take the helmet back. "I wasn't Finished!"

"We're going home dad!"

Roy escaped the game and screamed. "I am free! Bow to your new god!" Burt put the helmet back on rick and then it screamed. "AAAaaaahhh! All is meaningless! Why do I exist if there is no point!" The god created a black hole which sucked him in and so the god died.

Morty looked shocked. "I want a turn!"

Jerry eating popcorn. "Me too that was awesome! Why didn't you bring me here, it's the best place in the universe!"

Burt yelled at them while the roy game was spitting tickets and Rick looked at you. "Blipz and Chips! the best place in the universe and a fun place for the F-f-family!" He said the last part pointing at you.

Authors note: Brandey sells black material to Ricks.