Hell on earth. The comeuppance of fun. That is what the academy was. But a boarding school? Heck, maybe he should just ask the Kyuubi to eat him. Definitely less painful than school 24/7. But white cats? Black dogs? Inter dorm rivalry? Sounds like prime time prank time. Heh, he might just make it out of this alive. And with some ramen to boot!

Traversing through portals and pilfering whatever they could, three minions finally land in a boarding school among a fight between the White Cats and the Black Dogs. Giddily spectating the fight among the students, the three minions decide to make it even more chaotic! How? By throwing all their pilfered artifacts into the fray of course! Warning: Crack fic.

Forbidden love? Pfft. Naruto didn't know who they thought they were, telling him such a thing was forbidden. When it came to her, a word like 'Forbidden' didn't exist in his vocabulary. Bah, and who was Sasuke to tell him such a thing wasn't allowed? And when he proved him wrong, he could almost taste the victory.