The Kent family gets together for Thanksgiving, and the 8-year-old twins get into all sorts of mischief with their uncles, cousins, grandparents, and pets.

A Clark Kent from a meteor-ravaged Smallville meets four different versions of his future self, Superman. As they talk about their different lives, they meet an android, an ally and an enemy until eventually they are manipulated into fighting each other.

One-shot story. Crack fic. Lex Luthor screws over Kyle Cushing, but his daughters Sarah and Sophie Cushing-Langs and their friends Jon and Jordan Kents decide to get a payback.