This is an AU of my other stories the summary is on the first chapter fem Harry, Harry is Tiny Kong Good Dumbledore Good Severus and as advance notice I'll need collaborators since it's been years since I played Donkey Kong 64 and Mario Super Sluggers so the details of Tiny's involvement are foggy at best on my end.

Lord Voldemort has a plan... by stealing a bunch of bananas from Donkey Kong Island, he can use the powers of the Tiki-Tak tribe to control all of the Ministry of Magic. Unfortunately for him, Donkey Kong and the rest of the Kong Clan don't take too kindly to their bananas being stolen...

Note! This is not official Harry Potter canon. I realise it may seem like it given the amazing quality of writing but don't be fooled. Dedicated to Nicola with special thanks to Caitlin for ruining my amazing story by making me include Donkey Kong.