"All right is everyone ready to race?" Yoshi said, him and the others in their karts at the starting line of the Sky Garden for they prepared to take off with Dr. Hoshi being right next to him in his own pipe framed kart and saying as a means of getting the race started "Yes but let's try not to get to crazy with the-"
"Enough talk, let's start the race!" Peppy shouted while he was eating fresh lettuce to fuel himself up since he couldn't wait any longer.
Conker sighed with the squirrel waving the flag since he desperately wanted to drink something so badly. "Why the hell did I agree to come here...?"
And thus were the racers off with them drifting around and chucking a variety of items at each other for they glided across the air of the race course and then immediately got transported via a warp to the Grumble Volcano where they had to dodge the hot spewing magma surrounding them since the entire red coded volcanic area was already violently shaking about with parts of the course sinking into the molten magma.
"This is some race!" Birdo snapped with her firing an egg at the nearby racer close to her, with Melody Pianissima farting out a spiny winged blue shell and chucking it at the pink dinosaur while laughing, "You know what they say, whoever smelt it dealt it!"
"H-hey!" Shokora screamed with her spinning around in her kart and her face turning green for she swallowed her vomit back in and burped loudly while having X marks on her eyes. "You shouldn't do that!"
"Seriously blaming the others when that's on you." Plum pointed out with her feeling her stomach growl for she leaned in her seat and ripped out a big fart. "Ooh that felt better-"
"Waugh!" Waluigi snapped with the race now going right into the frosty Gamecube Sherbet Land for they were skidding around on the ice trying to dodge the Shy Guys, the lanky purple man taking the lead. "Why did I even bother to participate in this stupid race?"