Shinobi of Twilight
opening 2 by neostardustdragon
Kono sekai no hate nante
Kono me de mita wake janai
Dakara tabidatsu nda kimi to we can!
A silhouette of the Konohmaru's gang before the camera focuses on Konohamaru putting on his goggles and rushing forward, followed by the rest of his crew. Ed, Al, Hit-Girl, Death the kid, Liz and Patty, Vivi, Maka, Soul, Star, Penni and Konohamaru are posing with their names behind them before the entire group stood together.
Umi kara umi wo mata ni kakete
Hitotsu nagi no takara sagashi ni
Sonna no yume monogatari da to
Dare mo ga waratte iru kedo
The Gummy Mk-2 Konohamaru is sitting on the ship's deck as Soul starts performing for the crew.
Konohmaru and Vivi were looking off to the horizon Mindy was at the ship's helm while Al and Penni did maintenance on the ship with Jim and Tim while Soul lounged about causing Maka to slap him upside the head. Kidd was practicing posing with Liz and Patty and nearby Star was making a nuisance of herself.
Mune no takaburi dake ga rashinban
Shitta kaburi shitero yo
Kyoukasho nante sa gaido bukku
They all stood together as various worlds and keyblades flew by them, Stars eyes widening as she had never seen such sights before.
Two shadows stand across from each other, each one wielding a keyblade (Naruto and Ansem) as eight shadowy figures appear surrounded by flames, their eyes glowing red. Suddenly the organization was shown then a massive group of Marvel Villains before revealing Hisoka holding up the Joker card.
Konohamaru and his group stood off looking off towards the great empty galaxy with excited smiles ready for adventure each one the group striking their own pose
Ame mo namida mo itsuka wa yamu
Kao wo agero ikari wo agero
Kokoro no arashi ga sugita nara
Kajitore saa kachitore
Ashita no kaze ga fuku koro ni wa
Harebare ho wo hare mune wo hare
Dare ka ni aitaku naru nda
Konohamaru and Vivi ran after Al and Soul armed with water guns Mindy Liz Patty and Star laying about relaxing in the sun
Al used Alchemy to forge a large water cannon and blasted water at Konohamaru and Vivi who ducked causing it to blast Ed and Kidd istead causing Al to blush and Soul to burst with laughter only to be hit by water balloon courtesy of Penni and her Mech while Ed jumped to his feet. The two boys armed themselves with water cannons and glared at each other ready to fight
Souzou tsukanai koto bakari daro
Mite minu furi suru na yo
Joushiki nante sa tasuuketsu
The group walked through a smoke of dust where the eight shadows awaited them the leader held up his hand forming a mini sun before launching it at Konohamaru,
Kono sekai no hate nante
Kono me de mita wake janai
Dakara ikouze amano jakku senchou
Dekiyashinai koto tte nani?
Mada nani mo hajimatte nai
Subete shiritai nda ima yes we can!
Maka swung Soul in scythe form cutting away all foes that came in her path, Hit-Girl swiftly shot a Heartless Soldier Ed and Al fought with animal heartless while Kidd was had Liz and Patty in there pistol forms firing off blasts at Sky Soldiers while Penni in her spider Mech fought with Kung fu. Star in her butterfly form blasted away all the heartless in her way while Vivi held up his mages staff and fired off a Giga flare.
Konohamaru, Hit-Girl, and Edward jumped towards the shadows, each one facing a different figure. Edward formed his sword as he slashed at a crazed figure jumping away from him kicking at him. Mindy fired off her bullets as several tendrils shot at her as a white aura formed around her, she quickly evaded them jumping into the sky pulling out her blade. Konohamaru jumped into the air raising his rasengan, thrusting it forwards as a massive mass of shadows appeared with several eyes opening consuming him before a light shined before him revealing a smirking figure Konohamaru looked down to see a bright light form in his hands.
Yes we can! You can! Kono shunkan
We can! I can! Kono kaikan
Ima ima oh yes we can!
Konohamaru and his friends ran through an open field with smiles on their faces, flashes of the various worlds and people they met appearing. Konohamaru thinks back to that day when he met his mentor and rival Naruto's shadowed eyes and smiling face looking at him.
The group stands together with Naruto's back turned to them.
Yes we can!
-0o0o0o0-
(Flashback start)
(Three months ago)
Mindy was walking in the park very mad, as she saw Konohamaru hanging out with Patty.
She knew it wasn't his fault, but she was scared to speak up about how she felt to him.
She soon sat down on a park bench, and looked up at the sky. She then heard an alert on her Gummi phone.
She looked at her phone and scowled, seeing it was a villain alert in Traverse Town.
This had been a regular occurrence since the villain breakout had happened, three years ago.
She saw on her phone that it was Carnage, and he was tearing up a building.
"Huh, looks like that Spider guy" Mindy thought to herself, seeing the guy attack some heroes who had shown up.
"Damn pieces of shit" Mindy thought with a scowl.
She then heard something fall next to her, and when she looked she saw a black notebook on the bench next to her.
Mindy picked up the notebook, and looked at the cover.
"Death Note?" Mindy asked with a quirked eyebrow, as she opened the notebook and saw that the first couple of pages were a list of rules.
"Rule 1: The human whose name is written in this note shall die" Mindy read, as she then scoffed at this. "If only it was that easy" she said as she looked at her phone, which showed Carnage still attacking the heroes.
She saw her phone flash Carnage's real name; Cletus Kasady.
She then looked at the notes rules again. "Rule 2: This note will not take effect, unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected" she read.
"Hmmm, why not? Worse case scenario, it works and a serial killer dies" she thought with a shrug, as she fished out a pen from her backpack.
Before she could turn the page on the death note, she saw another rule. "Rule 3: If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen" she said.
"Interesting, ok let's see" Mindy said, as she wrote in the death note 'Cletus Kasady dies in a fiery explosion.'
She then looked at her phone, and saw Carnage fighting the Guardians Of the Galaxy and Rocket Raccoon fired a rocket at him, but he dodged while laughing maniacally. But what he didn't see, was the rocket hitting a gas tank which exploded violently, and engulfed Carnage.
Mindy's eyes widened in shock, as she watched Carnage fall and the symbiote on him being destroyed, leaving the lifeless body of Cletus.
"Holy shit" Mindy whispered in shock, as she looked at the Death Note.
"I'm surprised you're not freaking out, like other humans have done in the past" a voice from above said.
Mindy looked up, and saw what looked like a demonic figure with black wings, perched on a tree near her.
"What the fuck?" Mindy said in absolute shock, as the creature flew down and hovered in front of her.
"Not bad for your first kill. It was creative, I approve" the creature said with a raspy laugh as he flew down to hover in front of Mindy.
"Who the hell are you?" Mindy asked, as she took a fighting stance.
"I'm the shinigami that dropped that Death Note," the creature said, while pointing at said notebook.
"And let me guess; you are here to take my soul or something for using it?" Mindy asked him.
The creature scoffed at this. "What is it with you humans, and thinking that? I'm not gonna do anything to you, it's yours. If you don't want it, pass it to someone else, though I will have to erase your memory of the death note if you do" the creature said, as he crossed his arms.
"Really? There's no price to pay? No strings attached?" Mindy asked, as she lowered her arms.
"Well, you may experience nightmares, but something tells me that won't be a factor with you" the creature said.
Mindy nodded at this. "Yea, I have seen a lot of death even before this thing" she told him, while holding up the notebook.
The creature looked at Mindy curiously at this.
"So, what's your name?" Mindy asked, trying to be friendly as she sat back down.
"Curious huh?" the creature asked, and laughed. "Call me Ryuk," he said, as he sat down next to her.
"So Ryuk, can others see you?" Mindy asked him, with a curious look.
"Only those who have touched the Death Note can see me," Ryuk said, as he leaned back.
"So, why are you here?" Mindy asked him with a raised eyebrow.
"Lost my world to the heartless, so I decided to drop my death note here in this world" Ryuk said with a shrug.
"Why?" Mindy asked, with a tilt of her head.
Ryuk smiled at this. "Because I'm bored. In my old world I dropped that Death Note, and it was picked up by a human, and he was quite interesting. But sadly, his heart attracted the heartless, and so my world fell leaving me the only shinigami left" he told her.
"Sorry to hear that" Mindy said, as she tried to show sympathy.
Ryuk laughed at this. "No need, as most of the shinigami back home were lazy and a disgrace, so no big loss" he said with a slight shrug.
Mindy looked at the Death Note, and then looked at her phone as she saw an alert for another Villain attack.
Mindy smiled, as she rubbed her hands together. " Time to clean up the trash" she said.
-0o0o0o0-
(A month later)
Mindy was in her apartment watching the news on her TV, seeing her handy work, as she saw the villain Pyro holding some hostages. But before he could burn them, he grabbed his chest and fell to the ground.
Mindy sighed at this, and shook her head.
"What's wrong?" Ryuk asked curiously, as he floated in the air above her, like he was laying down.
"It's too easy using this thing, it feels wrong" Mindy said, as she held up the Death Note before dropping it on the small table in front of her.
"That's surprising, coming from you kid" Ryuk said, as he ate an apple.
"I blame Konohamaru's influence," Mindy said with a small smile.
"That the one you have a crush on?" Ryuk asked with a teasing grin.
Mindy ignored Ryuk, and looked at the death note. "Maybe I should destroy this thing" she said, as she picked it back up.
"Oh? Why's that?" Ryuk asked her, with a slight tilt of his head.
"Because as long as it exists, there is always the chance that it may fall into the hands of someone who would use it to hurt the town, and other worlds" Mindy said, as she stood up from the couch and walked to a window, to look at the town.
"Well good luck with that, it can't be destroyed easily. When my world was destroyed, it gained the ability to not be destroyed easily. So, unless you have something equivalent to a God's power, the Death Note isn't going anywhere" Ryuk said.
Mindy's eyes winded at this. "Shit, then that means I'm stuck with this thing, until I either die or pass it to someone else" she said, looking down at the notebook.
"Exactly. So, unless you go to other worlds to find a way to do it, you may as well just sit tight, and keep it from those enemies of yours" Ryuk said with a shrug.
"Well, that's not happening until I graduate," Mindy said with a sigh.
"Looks like I'm stuck with you roomie" Ryuk said with a cackle, as he ate his apple before tossing the core in the bin.
-0o0o0o0-
(Flashback end)
(Traverse Town)
Konohamaru and his friends were all waiting outside a house in a suburban neighborhood, waiting for Mindy to show up.
"Jeez, you would think she would show up first" Ed said, as he crossed his arms.
"Well, she does find the tweebs annoying," Soul said with a chuckle, while shaking his head a little.
"She should be here soon, I trust her to be here" Konohamaru said, as he leaned against a tree.
They then heard a roar of an engine, and saw Mindy riding over on a purple motorcycle.
"Cool ride bestie!" Star yelled excitedly, as Mindy parked in front of them.
"You're late," Ed said flatly.
"And you're short," Mindy said, as she took off her helmet and shook her hair free.
"I'm gonna -" Ed was yelling, before Al bonked him on the head lightly.
"OK, let's do this," Konohamaru said, as he approached the house, which had a nameplate that said 'Possible' on it, and knocked on the front door.
The door opened and they saw Kim.
"Shit, the girl scout" Mindy said, not liking that Kim was here.
Kim raised an eyebrow at Mindy, but ignored her. "What do you need Konohamaru?" Kim asked him.
"We were hoping to see Jim and Tim, are they here?" Konohamaru asked her.
"Yea, they are in their lab out back" Kim said, as she nodded her head behind her.
"What brings you here anyway, didn't you move out?" Liz asked her curiously.
"Yea, but I visit my family often. Now go ahead into the backyard, and be careful. The tweebs are working on something big, from what I can tell" Kim said with a shake of her head.
Konohamaru nodded, as he and his friends entered the backyard through the fence.
They saw what looked like a big garage, with the door open showing the inside of the garage, which showed Jim and Tim Possible working on some device.
"Hey you two" Konohamaru yelled out, getting their attention.
Jim looked up and looked at Konohamaru and his group, showing he had goggles on and smiled brightly. "Hey Konohamaru, how've you been?" he asked, as he wiped his hands.
"Still keeping Mindy out of trouble?" Tim asked with a laugh.
"Actually, he's busy keeping Star out of trouble these days," Penni said with a smile.
"Ah, a new friend huh?" Jim asked, while looking at Star.
"Yup, I'm part of the group now!" Star said with a bright smile.
Jim and Tim smiled at Star, and nodded.
"So, what brings you here?" Tim asked, as he and Jim went to sit down.
"We're here to ask you two a favor" Konohamaru said, as the group sat down themselves.
"Oooo, you don't ask for help often. This must be good" Jim said with a smile.
-0o0o0o0-
(One explanation later)
"OK, to summarize; you guys need our help getting a ship, to go explore other worlds?" Tim asked, with his arms folded.
"And you need us to be your maintenance team?" Jim added with a raised eyebrow.
"That's pretty much it, yeah" Maka said with a nod at the two.
Jim and Tim looked at each other, and smiled. "We're in!" they said with excitement in their voices.
"How long will it take you two to make a ship?" Al asked them both.
"Oh, we already have one that we were working on as a side project," Jim said with a grin.
"Great, now all we need are supplies and a plan on how to distract the heroes, so we can escape" Mindy said with a slight frown.
"Um, I may have an idea on how to get supplies," Vivi said, holding up his hand.
"Well, let's hear it" Ed said, as they all looked at him.
"I know a person that could help us, but I will need some of you to help convince her to help," Vivi said.
Konohamaru nodded his head. "OK, me, you, Maka and Soul will go meet her. Meanwhile, Mindy, I'll trust you to make the plan for the distraction" Konohamaru said.
Mindy smiled, as she cracked her knuckles slightly. "Leave it to me" she told him.
Mindy heard Ryuk laughing, as he stood nearby. "I know that look, this is gonna be fun" he said as he laughed.
Konohamaru nodded at Mindy, as he, Vivi, Maka and Soul left, while Mindy started talking with the others, making a plan.
-0o0o0o0-
(Downtown, sometime later)
Konohamaru and his friends were outside a large iron gate, with the name 'Cromwell' on it, in front of what looked like a big old house.
"Is this an important family?" Maka asked Vivi, as they approached the gate.
"Oh yes. Miss Agatha is from a family of witches" Vivi said with a nod.
This made Maka and Soul pause mid step.
"Not those kind of witches" Vivi said quickly, as he knew that the witches from Maka and Souls world were evil.
Konohamaru nodded at this, as he had heard about the Cromwell's back in school.
Vivi approached the gate, and tapped his mages staff on the gate. "Miss Agatha, it's me!" he yelled out.
The gates opened for them at this.
"She must like you," Soul said to Vivi, as they entered through the gate and approached the house.
"Miss Agatha like's almost anyone, as long as they are not a stick in the mud" Vivi said with a shrug of his shoulders.
As they approached the door, it opened as an old woman was in the doorway.
She had blonde curly hair, and was wearing a red and pink dress.
The old woman smiled kindly, and held her arms out in a hug to Vivi. "If it isn't my favorite black mage, and you brought some friends!" she said happily, seeing Konohamaru, Maka and Soul.
Konohamaru smiled at this, feeling at ease with this old woman. "Nice to meet you, Agatha right?" he asked, while holding his hand out to her.
"Call me Aggie sweetie, all my friends do. And you are Konohamaru, Maka and Soul right?" she asked, as she shook each of their hands.
"That's us," Soul said with a smirk, as even he could tell witch or not Aggie didn't have an evil bone in her body.
"Nice to meet you Miss," Maka said, bowing her head to Aggie.
Aggie smiled at them. "Please, come inside. I'll make you all some tea and some treats" she said, as she led them inside.
When they entered the house, they saw the inside looked like a typical witch's house, only not as threatening.
They saw what looked like a broom cleaning the house on its own.
"Now, while I make you some tea, tell me what brings you all here. It must be important if Vivi brought you, the poor dear hates to ask me for help" Aggie said with a smile at Vivi, who rubbed the back of his head.
-0o0o0o0-
(One explanation later)
Aggie was pouring them some tea, and serving them some candy with magic, as she listened to Vivi and Konohamaru finish their explanation.
"I see. So, you wish to go explore other worlds, and need my help getting supplies for your adventure" Aggie said, as she sat down.
"That's pretty much it Ma'am" Konohamaru said, as he drank some of her tea. "Hmmmm, this is great tea by the way."
Aggie smiled at this. "Why thank you dearie. And, I'm not one to discourage anyone from going on an adventure. From what I recall, that's what made Naruto stronger
"So you will help us?" Vivi asked her with a grin.
"Of course I will, dear. Just leave it to me, I'll make sure the ship your two inventor friends have for you will be well supplied" Aggie said with a smile, as she rubbed her hands together causing a few sparks to appear.
They smiled at this, and saw what looked like a big bag with legs crawl to Aggie, and rub against her leg.
"Oh! Right I almost forgot, nobody in your group is a Keyblader right?" she asked, as she bent down and opened her bag before she started digging through her bag.
"Sadly not," Konohamaru said with a frown.
Aggie pulled out several things from her bag. "Well, I have a few things that will help you regardless" she said, as she pulled out what looked like a crystal ball. "This will help you keep in contact with me, while on your adventure" she said, as she handed it to Vivi.
"Why would we need that?" Soul asked her curiously as Maka took the crystal ball and put it in her backpack.
"Well for one; you don't really expect the heroes of this world to not send someone after you. So this way, I can keep you all informed on who they are sending after you" Aggie said with a smile.
"And second?" Maka asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, if you go to a world and find a Keyhole, I figured you should tell me" Aggie told them.
"So you can send a Keyblader to seal it up," Konohamaru said with a smile, and a nod.
"Exactly," Aggie said with a nod back at Konohamaru, while pointing her finger at him.
A book on the table then floated over to Vivi.
"That should help you with anything you may need to know about worlds you may visit, so be sure to read it ok?" Aggie said, as she drank some tea.
Vivi nodded, as he took the book and put it in his backpack.
Konohamaru then heard his phone buzzing, and when he looked at it he saw a message.
{"Mindy: the distraction is going off now, so get your ass to the space port!"} the message said.
"We gotta go now! She set off the distraction" Konohamaru said urgently, as he got up from seat.
"Oh my, that little girlfriend of yours is most impatient" Aggie said with a smile.
Konohamaru blushed at hearing this, as he said "S-she's not my girlfriend."
"Will this affect you getting us supplies?" Maka asked Aggie, as the rest of them stood up.
"No no, I can do that instantly. Now get going, and stay safe but have fun ok?" Aggie said, as she gave them each a small smile.
Konohamaru and his friends nodded, and left the house with Vivi on Konohamaru's back, since he, Maka and Soul were faster than him.
"Why can't all witches be like that?" Soul asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"I agree. Miss Aggie was most nice" Maka said with a smile.
"If you think she's nice, you should meet her daughter and grandkids," Vivi said, as they ran down the street.
"I just hope Mindy made a big enough distraction," Konohamaru said.
Vivi took out his phone, and looked at it. "Uh, it looks like she hired Mister Deadpool, Sam and Max to attack someone with a giant Mech," he said with a sweatdrop.
"Of course she did," Soul said with a shake of his head.
"Who are they attacking?" Maka asked curiously.
"Apparently, they are attacking that new hero Hancock, for destroying Mister Deadpool's favorite restaurant/bar," Vivi said, as he read from his phone.
Soul laughed loudly at this. "They are attacking that asshole? Oh man, I wish I could see that" he said, while holding his sides.
Suddenly, the viewing screens all over the town showed what was happening, while Konohamaru and his friends headed for the space port.
"Ask, and you shall receive," Konohamaru said.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Deadpool)
Deadpool, Sam and Max were in a big Mech confronting Hancock outside of a bar, which was half destroyed thanks to them stamping the Mech's foot on it.
"You destroyed my favorite bar, Fresh Prince!" Deadpool yelled from his driver seat, as he made the Mech fire a few missiles.
"Are you sure this guy is a villain?" Sam asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yea, what if that psycho is setting you up?" Max asked him with a smile, as either way this would be fun to watch.
"I don't care, he destroyed my girl's favorite bar! He has to pay!" Deadpool yelled out.
Before the Mech could do anything else, Hancock punched his way through it, destroying it.
"Hey! I just had that detailed asshole!" Max yelled out.
"Yea. You think you're hot shit, but your movie was shit asshole!" Deadpool yelled, while giving him the double finger.
Hancock scowled at this, as he glared at Max and Deadpool. "Call me an asshole, one more time" he said, as he leaned his head forward slightly.
Max smirked at this. "Ass. Hol -" he was saying, before he got interrupted.
Hancock then grabbed Max and Deadpool, and ripped Deadpool's pants off.
" I'll be a good boy, just please don't do it Agent J! " Deadpool yelled out.
Sam watched what was happening, and his eyes widened. "Oh wow, this is a first" he said, as more heroes soon arrived.
'Momma, noooooooo!' Deadpool yelled out in pain and terror
"OK, what are you idiots doi - oh wow" Tony said, seeing what Hancock did to Deadpool and Max.
"Is it normal for you humans to do this kind of thing?" Thor asked, as he crossed his arms while tilting his head slightly.
"Get him out, he's biting his way through!" Deadpool yelled out, as he ran around with Max's head shoved up his ass.
Tony took out his phone, and took a picture. "Logan is so gonna love this" he said with a chuckle, before he posted the photo.
"Really?" Steve said with a disapproving look at Hancock
"What, I warned those two idiots," Hancock said, as he took a drink out of his whiskey bottle and then looked at Sam. "What about you rover, you want to start something?" he asked
Sam shook his head quickly, and held up his hands in surrender
"Why would you do this to me, Author Aan?! I'm a fan favorite!" Deadpool yelled out, as he ran around the area with Max's head up his ass.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Konohamaru)
"Oh man, remind me to buy Mindy a drink sometime" Soul said, as he laughed hard as they saw the spaceport come into view.
Maka tried hard not to laugh, but was failing miserably as she was shaking from her contained laughter.
"I hope that Mister Deadpool will be OK" Vivi said, as Konohamaru put him down from his back, as they went into the space port.
"He's healed from much worse," Konohamaru said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Well yea, but I don't think any therapist will ever make him right again" Soul said.
"As far as I know, he was never right in the first place," Maka added.
"Hey, over here!" Mindy yelled, getting their attention.
Konohamaru saw that the others were on what looked like a pirate ship, but it looked like it was upgraded with more tech, and it had the name; The Gummy Mk-2 on its side.
"You guys upgraded Hook's ship?" Konohamaru asked in surprise, as he, Vivi, Maka and Soul got on the ship.
"Well, that loser wasn't using it while locked up, so we took it since nobody wanted it," Jim said with a shrug.
"Less talk, and more getting this thing going. We are on a time table, damn it!" Mindy yelled, while tapping her wrist.
"As soon as Penni hacks the security," Tim said.
"Done" Penni said, as she tapped on her wrist, which had a holographic keyboard on it.
"I expected nothing less from you Penni" Konohamaru said, with a thumbs up at her.
Penni blushed and played with her fingers, as she looked away from Konohamaru with a smile.
"OK, let's get this adventure started!" Konohamaru yelled, while pumping his fist.
Tim, who was at the wheel of the ship, turned the wheel and was soon pointing the ship at the opening door of the space port.
Jim looked at his twin with a smile. "Hick a Bic a boo?" he said to his twin.
"Hoo sha!" Tim yelled, as he pushed a button next to the wheel.
The new engines in the back of the ship lit up and fired, sending the The Gummy Mk-2 forward, quickly leaving out into space.
-0o0o0o0-
(Council of Traverse Town)
The council of Traverse Town was in their meeting room, discussing what had happened today.
"Looks like that Konohamaru lad is taking after Naruto, in all the worst ways" Scrooge said with a sigh, placing his head in his hands.
"Yea. Naruto would be so proud of him" Tsunade said with a laugh, slapping the table with her hand.
"Though putting Wade through that was a little much" Xaver said, with a shake of his head.
"Are you kidding? That was the best part!" Tsunade yelled, as she laughed even more.
"Well, we should send someone after them. Those kids will eventually get in over their heads" a new member of the council said.
He was a very slim, pale, tall young man who had messy neck-length black hair, and black eyes. One of his most noticeable features was the shadow below each of his eyes, a result of him being an insomniac (much like Gaara). He was shown to be wearing a pair of blue jeans and a long-sleeved white shirt, and he wasn't wearing any shoes or socks. He was sitting in his chair with his feet up in the seat, and he was hunched over.
"Yes. With the organization recruiting new more powerful allies, and Naruto still sleeping, it's not safe for those kids to be visiting other worlds" the young man said, as he ate a chocolate bar.
"Sound reasoning L, we will send someone to track them down" Xaver said with a nod.
"I still say we should at least know your real name, kid" Tsunade said to L, while leaning her elbows on the table.
L ignored Tsunade, as he ate his chocolate bar.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Konohamaru)
Konohamaru and his friends were looking out at the vast sea of stars, as they passed them by.
"Wow, it's so pretty," Star said with a large grin, as she looked at the vast sea of stars.
"Yea, and each star is supposedly its own world" Al said with a nod of agreement.
"Well, we should get to a world soon, so let's eat. The chef that witch you had send supplies with, should be ready with lunch soon" Ed said.
"She sent a cook too? Wow, she doesn't do anything halfway" Soul said with a smile, as they all headed for the dining area.
"yes miss Agatha likes to take care of people"
Vivi said as he followed the others
"Woah, talk about a spread" Liz said in amazement, as they saw a big table with all kinds of food, like a buffet.
"Indeed, our cook outdid himself," Kid said with a smile, as he sat down and loaded his plate with food.
"Oh boy, pizza!" Patty yelled excitedly
Everyone sat down at their seats, and started to eat, except for Al who sat next to Ed and Star and chatted with them.
"So, is there a way to get your body back?" Star asked Al curiously.
"That's what we are hoping to find someday. Why do you ask?" Al asked curiously.
"Well, in my family magic book, it says if I get strong enough, eventually I can make my own spells. So maybe I can make a spell to give you your body back" Star said, as she ate a burger.
Ed choked on his steak upon hearing this, but Al smacked him on the back, clearing his throat. "You can do that?!" he wheezed out, looking at Star with wide eyes.
"Of course. If I master my family magic, I definitely can try to do it" Star said with a shrug.
"I would appreciate that, but I don't want you to stress over it, Star," Al said, as he patted her hand.
"Nonsense, you're a friend, and friends help each other!" Star said with a bright smile at Al.
"Well said Star" Maka said, nodding at her in approval.
"Wow, you sure can pick them, Al" Ed said, shaking his head at Star.
"Hush!" Al whispered to Ed.
"Wow, this food is fantastic. Who's the chef?" Konohamaru asked, as he ate some soup with a bit of bread.
The door to the kitchen burst open, and a great mini whirlwind spun into the room.
When it stopped, it revealed a small, grey-and-white creature that had a mustache with four arms and three fingers on each hand. He had black eyes, a red round nose, a little mouth, short ears, a chef's hat, and a spatula for a tail.
The creature was yelling in French, clearly upset about something.
"Woah woah. Frenchfry, what's wrong?" Mindy asked him.
"Frenchfry?" Soul asked curiously.
"He's one of Stitch's cousins," Liz said.
This got nods of understanding from the others, as they had all encountered some of Stitch's cousins at some point in town.
Frenchfry yelled some more in French, while waving his arms in the air.
"Does anyone speak French?" Soul asked, as this sounded like gibberish to him.
"On it" Penni said, as she tapped a button on her wrist. "Huh, says here that he said that someone is stealing apples from the kitchen" she said, as she looked up at the others.
Mindy rolled her eyes at this, knowing it was Ryuk. "Its ok Frenchfry, we have plenty of food" she said, hoping to calm him down.
Frenchfry scowled, and nodded at this as he went back to the kitchen.
"Foods fantastic" Konohamaru yelled after the alien chef.
Frenchfry gave Konohamaru a thumbs up, as he went into the kitchen.
An alarm suddenly went off, getting their attention.
"Looks like we found a world" Jim said with a smile, as he got up to check out what world they'd arrived at.
"Cool, let's get going," Konohamaru said, as they all got up.
As they all left for the deck of the ship, Jim and Tim approached a mini computer to take a look.
"\World name: Nottingham\" the computer said in a female voice.
"Looks like a world where you all will have to disguise yourselves" Tim said, as he looked at footage of the world, which showed that the residents of this world were all anthropomorphic animals.
"I can handle that," Vivi said, as he held his staff up.
"Wait, you two aren't coming?" Konohamaru asked them.
"No. Our job is to protect and maintain the ship, but you can keep in contact with us" Jim said, as he handed out earpiece communicators to everyone.
Everyone took the earpieces, and put them on.
"OK, let's get down to this world," Konohamaru said, leading the way to the teleporter pads nearby.
-0o0o0o0-
(Sherwood Forest)
In a flash of light, Konohamaru and his team appeared in the forest
Only with some major differences
"Why the hell am I a sloth?!" Ed yelled out unhappily. as he looked at his new form which made him look like a sloth.
"Sorry, the spell makes us as animals that fit us best" Vivi said, as he had long rabbit ears poking out of his hat.
"This'll take some getting used to," Konohamaru said, as he noticed that he was a monkey.
"Yeah, you're telling me," Penni said, who was a cat.
Mindy looked at herself, and saw she was a lioness. "Huh, not bad," she said with a smile.
"Why is Al still the same?" Liz asked curiously, showing she was an owl along with Patty.
"The spell only works to disguise us, and I guess Al's armor counts as a disguise," Vivi said, as he rubbed his head.
Konohamaru looked at the rest of his friends, and saw that Kid was a dog, more specifically a Doberman.
Soul was a hawk, while Maka was a peacock and Star was a beautiful white horse.
"Pfft, a peacock?" Ed asked with a snicker.
"Makes sense, since she's flashy with her scythe and everything" Soul said.
"OK everyone, I see a sign pointing towards a town. So let's head there" Konohamaru said, pointing out a sign on the road that said 'Nottingham: 5 miles.'
"Lead the way, monkey boy," Mindy said with a large grin.
"Careful, or I may fling something at you," Konohamaru said.
This made the guys laugh, and the girls to groan as they facepalmed.
-0o0o0o0-
(Later, in Nottingham)
Konohamaru and his group entered the town, and they didn't like what they saw.
"This place is practically a slum" Konohamaru said with a frown, seeing how rundown the buildings were.
Mindy saw some little bunny kids trying to sell matches, and growled upon seeing this.
"Either the kingdom is poor, or the ruler here needs a beat down" Soul said with a growl, as he punched his fists together.
"Hey guys, look at this!" Star said, as she pulled a piece of paper from a tree, and showed it to them.
The paper said - 'Wanted: Robin Hood 1000 gold pieces' and it showed a Fox man with a bow and an arrow notched on the bow.
"Robin Hood huh? Figures a thief is a fox" Kid said, as he shook his head a little.
"Looks friendly to me" Penni said, as she saw the smile on his face.
"Maybe we should ask around, get some perspective on this place" Maka said to everyone.
"Good idea. Ok everyone split up, but don't go on your own" Konohamaru said.
Everyone nodded at this, and split up into small teams.
Konohamaru saw Mindy talking to the bunny children selling matches, and he walked over.
"Everything OK with you kids?" Konohamaru asked them, as he knelt down.
"Yes sir. We were telling the lion lady about Prince John" a bunny girl in a red dress said.
"He the guy in charge?" Konohamaru asked Mindy with a cocked eyebrow.
"Yea. Apparently this...jerk is having the sheriff tax the people so much that they can barely afford food" Mindy said, censoring herself in front of the bunny kids.
Konohamaru frowned at this, and stood up as he crossed his arms.
"It's ok though, Robin Hood steals from him and gives what he takes to the people here in town" a bunny boy wearing a hat similar to Robin's said, with a large grin on his face.
"Oh? Are you a fan of his or something?" Konohamaru asked with a grin of his own.
"Yup, and he gave me his hat when the sheriff took my birthday present for taxes" the bunny boy said, touching the hat with a smile.
"Remind me to hurt the sheriff when I see him," Mindy whispered to Konohamaru, with a frown on her face.
"Get in line," Konohamaru said with his own frown.
A toddler bunny, holding a doll, ran over to them. "Skippy, the sheriff is coming" she yelled out.
"We gotta go, otherwise he will take our money again. Bye Miss lion and Mister monkey" Skippy said, as him and his siblings ran off
"Cute kids," Konohamaru said with a chuckle.
"Yea….now, let's go find the sheriff and make him suffer" Mindy said, as she pulled out a pistol and cocked it.
"Woah! Mindy, let's pull back a bit" Konohamaru said, as he jumped in front of her before she could walk off.
"Well, what do you wanna do then?" Mindy asked, as she put away her pistol.
"Let's prank him, and steal from him," Konohamaru said with a big smile, while rubbing his hands together.
"You wanna be like this Robin guy?" Mindy asked with a smirk, as that actually sounded like fun.
"Yup. Let's go make a plan with the others" Konohamaru said, as they turned around and went to look for the others.
As Konohamaru and Mindy walked off, Ryuk was flying above them.
He laughed at this. "Interesting couple activity kid" Ryuk said to Mindy, before taking a bite of the apple in his hand.
Mindy's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at this. "Damn smart-ass" she thought, as she flipped him off.
This was seen by a villager, who looked around confused, as to him Mindy was flipping the sky off.
-0o0o0o0-
(Later on, at the castle)
The sheriff of Nottingham, who was a fat wolf, was turning in some bags of gold into the clerk, which was Prince John's assistant, Hiss.
"A good turnout today Hiss" the sheriff said, with a smile at Hiss.
"Yes, this should keep his majesty happy, at least until his trap at the archery tournament later today" Hiss said with a cruel smile.
"Yes yes, this trap should finally capture Robin Hood" the sheriff said with a smile, while rubbing his hands together.
"Speaking of which, we should get going. His majesty should be ready to go soon" Hiss said.
The sheriff nodded at this, and he and Hiss left the room.
Once they were gone for a few moments, there was a flash of light on the floor, and a hole appeared where Konohamaru and his friends climbed out of the hole.
"OK I take it back, Alchemy is very useful" Soul said, with a nod at Ed and Al.
"Glad to finally win you over," Al said with a nod at Soul.
"I still don't think we should be breaking the law," Kid said nervously, while looking around.
"Kid, this jerk is starving the people, by taxing them" Liz said.
"Yea, don't think of it as stealing. Think of it as returning this back to the people" Penni said, as they all started grabbing bags of gold, and throwing them into the hole.
"So, where should we hand out the gold to the people?" Vivi asked curiously.
"That archery tournament should be a good place to do it," Maka said with a small shrug.
"I could make it rain these gold coins with my magic," Star said, as she took a bag from Al.
Mindy laughed at this. "Yea, that will get the prince mad at us" she said, nodding in approval.
"Oh thanks so much bestie, I knew you'd like my idea" Star said with a beaming smile.
Soon, they took all the gold and emptied the room.
"OK, all of you take this gold, and get ready to spread it around at this tournament. Me, Mindy, Ed and Al will go there to take a look, and wait to signal you all to launch the gold" Konohamaru said.
"Sounds like a good plan. I'll use my Mech to keep a lookout for any heartless too" Penni said.
"Great idea, we don't want to get blind sided" Kid said, nodding in approval.
-0o0o0o0-
(Archery tournament)
Konohamaru, Mindy, Ed and Al were walking towards the tournament, which was slowly getting ready to go.
They saw what looked like a royal booth, where there was a lion, a bear, a vixen and a female chicken sitting there.
They saw that the lion was wearing a crown that looked slightly bigger than his head.
"Wow, this guy is the ruler here? I'm actually disappointed" Ed said, upon seeing Prince John.
"He's about what I expected to see," Konohamaru said with a shrug.
"Yea, guy looks like a total wuss" Mindy said.
"Ha, I bet you anything he sucks his thumb and cries for his mother" Ed said with a grin.
"Suckers bet" Mindy said with a smirk.
Prince John looked around, and saw Mindy where he instantly smiled. He whispered to a guard, who nodded and approached Mindy.
"Excuse me miss, but his majesty wishes to meet you" the guard said with a bow.
Mindy scowled at this, but nodded.
"What do you think he wants from Mindy?" Al asked curiously, as they watched Mindy follow the guard.
"Well, she is a lioness here. Maybe he wants her as his bride" Ed said with a shrug.
Konohamaru snorted at this, while shaking his head.
They watched Mindy approach the booth, and saw Prince John say something to Mindy, who's eyes widened and she laughed loudly at him, but she then composed herself.
"I would rather drop dead, then be with you ya wuss" Mindy said with a scowl.
This caused the bear man, the vixen woman and the chicken woman to start laughing lightly at this.
"You dare insult the king? A peasant like you won't do better than me!" Prince John said, with an angry look on his face.
"Sorry, I like men not crybabies" Mindy said
Prince John turned red from this, and pulled a sword. But before he could do anything, Mindy punched him in the nose with a light aura on her fist, which sent him through the booth and through several others behind it, until he crashed into a pie booth..
Mindy scoffed at this. "That was just a love tap with my nen aura. Jeez, and I thought the Beagle Boys were pathetic" she said with a shake of her head.
Prince John stumbled out of the destroyed booth he landed in, and a darkness portal appeared next to him and a robed figure appeared in front of him.
"Want my organization's help now, your majesty?" the robed figure asked, with sarcasm lacing his words.
Prince John growled at this. "Very well, I'll take your help. Now, help me get rid of Robin Hood, and whoever else gets in the way!" he yelled out angrily.
The robed figure nodded, and snapped his fingers, summoning some heartless, that looked like demonic animal guards.
"Not so fast asshole" Mindy said, as she pulled out her guns, and fired at the robed man. But a burst of sand blocked her attack, catching her bullets.
Konohamaru saw this, and his eyes widened. "Gaara?" he asked, as him, Ed and Al approached to back Mindy up.
The figure made his sand drop, and he took down his hood, showing that he looked like Gaara, only he had ashy hair instead of red hair. "Who the hell is Gaara? The name is Kaxkushu" he said with a tilt of his head.
"Another enemy, that's a dead ringer for one of your fellow ninjas. That's not good, if he can fight like Gaara" Ed said, as he knew what Gaara was capable of.
Konohamaru touched his earpiece. "We have heartless here, we need backup now!" he said, as he heard people yelling in fear, as the heartless attacked.
What looked like a stork threw off his clothes, showing he was actually Robin Hood, as he ran over to them and pulled out a sword. "Looks like you kids could use some help" he said with a grim smile.
"Teens actually" Al said, as he punched a heartless that jumped at him.
Konohamaru pulled out a kunai, and slashed at a heartless.
Mindy took a fighting stance similar to Biscuit, and started attacking with Kung fu, bursting through the heartless with her punches and kicks.
This made Robin blink in surprise, but he soon smiled. "Not bad miss" he said, as he dodged a swing from a heartless before beheading it.
"Help them, you fools!" Prince John yelled at his rhino guards.
The rhino guards approached Ed, and pointed their halberds at him.
"OK shorty, surrender or we will have to hurt you" one of the rhino guards said.
"Hoo boy," Konohamaru said, as he slammed a Rasengan into a heartless, as he knew what was coming next.
"Well, it was nice knowing you guys" Mindy said with a smile, as she back flipped over some heartless, and shot them in the head with her pistols.
Al sighed, as he clapped his hands together and slammed them into the ground, making the earth form walls blocking the heartless path to civilians.
Ed smiled at the Rhino guards, and clapped his hands as his smile turned practically demonic, as he turned his automail arm into a massive blade.
The rhino guards froze at this, surprised a sloth could make such a face.
Ed then attacked the rhino guards, slashing at them as they ran from him. "I'll skin you alive, you pathetic sacks of blubber!" he yelled in a rage, as he raced after them.
More heartless started to appear and attack. But as they charged at Konohamaru and his friends, the massive wall Al made burst from Penni's Mech bursting through it, with the others following behind her.
"What the heck is that?" the large bear dressed as a noble, asked in absolute shock.
"No idea Little John, but if it is fighting Prince John it's an ally. For now, protect Maid Marian and Lady Kluck" Robin said, as he grabbed his bow and shot a few arrows at some heartless.
"Oh phooey, you guys started the party without us" Penni's voice could be heard from the mech, and you could almost see her pouting.
"We have it covered. You set up the surprise for the royal crybaby?" Mindy asked, as she slugged an armored rhino in the stomach, with an aura covered fist making him keel over in pain.
Star smiled, and held up her wand. "All set bestie!" she said, as her wand glowed.
A bunch of clouds formed, and it soon started raining gold coins near the civilians.
The people nearby cheered, as they held out their hands to catch some coins and picked up those that they missed.
"Wha?! How is this possible?!" Prince John yelled out in anger, while pulling at his hair.
Kid fired his pistols at some heartless. "Easy, we stole all the money you took from the people" he said with a glare, and a growl.
Maka was spinning her scythe like a pro, and opening her peacock tail to make heartless back off from behind her. "Yeah, and it was pretty easy for us too" she added with a grin, before dodging a charging heartless.
"Ha! Take that phony king!" Little John said finding this funny, as he slapped his knee before he punched a heartless, that tried to grab Marian.
Robin smiled at this, as he fired an arrow at a heartless and hit it in the eye
Prince John growled at this, and turned to Kaxkushu. "Make yourself useful, and get my money back!" he yelled out.
"I'm getting sick of your mouth king" Kaxkushu growled, as he turned to Prince John.
"I am the king, and you will obey me yo-" Prince John said, before a sand spear stabbed him from behind, piercing his body.
Marian gasped at this, as her hands flew to her mouth in shock.
Kaxkushu smiled maniacally, at the look of shock on Prince John's face. "If you want something done, then do it yourself" he said, as Prince John's heart floated up from where he was stabbed, and a dark aura appeared around Prince John.
"Oh crap! Hey bear guy, you better get those two to safety now!" Mindy yelled out to Little John.
Nearby at the destroyed pie stand, Ryuk was watching with interest. "Hmm, so mortals can turn into heartless huh? Mmmmmmm, apple pie is good" he said, as he took a big bite of a pie.
Little John nodded at this, and led Marian and Cluck away.
"Everyone, get ready! Mindy, Kid, Star, Robin stay back and hit him with cover fire. The rest of us will wait for openings, and attack" Konohamaru said, as he took out two kunai and held them in reverse grips.
Prince John's body finally was engulfed with darkness, and soon a giant lion heartless formed, which glared at them all and roared at them, making the earth shake.
"Well, have fun. Try not to die, or don't it's not like I care" Kaxkushu said with a shrug, as he made a darkness portal and approached it.
"Pussy!" Mindy yelled after him, as Kaxkushu left and the darkness portal closed.
The lion heartless glared at them all, and took a stance ready to pounce. But before it could attack, a flash of light appeared underneath him, and the lion heartless fell down into a ditch.
They all looked, and saw Ed and Al with their palms on the floor, from there Alchemy.
"There's your chance. Light him up!" Ed yelled to them.
Konohamaru laughed at this, as he took out some paper bombs and threw them into the ditch.
Mindy took out a grenade, and covered it in aura as she threw it into the ditch.
This caused a big explosion, which caused the lion heartless to roar in anger, as they saw it start to crawl out of the ditch.
Kid and Star took aim at the lion heartless, and opened fire at it, pelting it with energy blasts and Magic blasts.
Vivi held up his staff, and fired a Firaga spell at the lion heartless, making a massive blast of fire slam into the heartless.
Penni fired some rockets from her Mech at the heartless, which exploded all over its body and made it roar out in pain.
The heartless got out of the ditch, and growled at them, but a pair of arrows fired by Robin hit it in the eyes, making it yell out in pain as it tried to pull them out.
"Dam it, stay down already!" Soul yelled out, as Maka charged at the lion heartless and swung him at the lion heartless, slicing it's head off.
The heartless fell down, and finally dissipated into nothing.
"Nice job team" Konohamaru said with a smile.
"Not bad for our debut as a team" Penni said, as her Mech opened up and she got out of it, while giving a thumbs up.
"Wow, it's like a suit of armor" Little John said, as him, Marian and Klucky returned, with Marian running to hug Robin.
"You kids did pretty good. Not only did you return the people's money, but you got rid of Prince John" Robin said, as he walked over with Marian next to him.
"Again, we're not kids," Ed said with a scowl, as he crossed his arms.
"Well, whatever you all are, we will make sure that you are remembered for generations, for helping us" Marian said, as she bowed her head slightly at them.
Konohamaru and the others smiled at this, glad they actually made a difference for once.
Konohamaru felt his earpiece buzz, and he touched it. "Yes?" he asked.
{"We need to get moving. The ship's radar says we have a patrol from the mandalorian police on our tails!"" Jim's voice said in an urgent tone.
"OK, we gotta go. But listen, if anyone from Traverse Town shows up, they are allies" Konohamaru said, as he and his team grouped up, and in a flash of light they disappeared.
"Those kids weren't too bad. Weird, but not bad heroes" Little John said with a small grin, as he side hugged Kluck.
Robin and Marian smiled at this, and nodded in agreement as they hugged each other.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Konohamaru)
Konohamaru and the others were all on the ship, and back in their human forms, watching as some mandalorian ships were getting out of sight, as they took off at full blast.
"Thankfully, our stealth system kept us hidden long enough, so we could get out of here unnoticed," Tim said with a sigh of relief.
"Great, I'm gonna go take a bath. I still feel like a monkey" Konohamaru said, as he turned around and headed for the showers.
"Yea, you smell like bananas" Mindy said with a grin, as she waved her hand in front of her face.
"Ha ha ha" Konohamaru said sarcastically, as he went into the ship's bathroom.
-0o0o0o0-
(Bathroom)
Konohamaru was in the bathtub, relaxing as the water felt good.
"Not bad for a first adventure. Hopefully it doesn't get crazy going forward" Konohamaru thought with a sigh, as he leaned his head back with his eyes closed.
Suddenly, there was a popping sound above him, and something fell on top of Konohamaru into the tub.
When Konohamaru opened his eyes, he saw it was a girl around his age with long pink hair, with a devil's tail.
She was very pretty, but that wasn't what freaked Konohamaru out.
She was completely naked!
"What the hell?!" Konohamaru yelled out, as he jumped out of the tub.
"Hi! Sorry about that, my teleporter device doesn't take my clothes with me" the girl said with a kind smile. "My names Lala Deviluke," she said, as she stood up.
Before Konohamaru could respond, the bathroom door burst open and Mindy was there, with her pistols ready.
"Who's attacki- what the fuck is this?!" Mindy yelled out, seeing Konohamaru and an unknown girl both naked.
"Mindy, I can explain," Konohamaru said, as he raised his arms.
"Oh please, do" Mindy said, as she cocked her pistols.
"Would you believe she showed up suddenly?" Konohamaru said with an uneasy smile.
Mindy glared at Konohamaru, and pointed her pistol at Konohamaru. "I'll give you a 10 second head start, before I take what makes you a man, 9" she said with an evil glare.
Konohamaru took this chance to run, as he grabbed what clothes he could when he ran past them.
"Get back here, you fucking pervert!" Mindy yelled, as she ran after him.
Lala tilted her head in confusion upon seeing this, not getting why the other girl was so mad.
-0o0o0o0-
ending 2 by neostardustdragon
Black wings spread out as feathers fell everywhere as seven shadows appeared circling around
Konohamaru, and his friends standing traders then at night, the lights flash down on each one of them. Each one with a sullen expression Mindy clutches her chest tightly as black feathers spread out over the town.
Dare ni mo mirenai yume wo mite
Iranai mono wa subete suteta
Yuzurenai omoi
Kono mune ni yadoshite
A naked Mindy stands alone in a void of darkness, a picture of her smiling happily with her parents rotates behind, a tear falls down her eyes. Konohamaru sits alone in an alley as the rain pours down clutching his goggles tightly.
Ed, and Al sit on steps as the wind blows, while Vivi stands behind them, Star looks to the sky while Death the Kid stands leaning on a nearby building. Mindy stands in a dark void as purple angel wings sprout out from her back various images in her life flash before ending on a pair of red eyes. Soul kneeling down baring his fangs.
Mada riaru idearu no hazama ni ite
Gisei no kaze ni ashi wo torarete mo
Afureru shoudou wo osae kirenai
Tsuyoku motomeru kokoro
Ga aru kara
Mindy walks alone down a dark path of emptiness, an apple spins showing her saddened reflection as she wanders the darkness alone. A pair of feet run down the path of darkness as Mindy wanders alone as a pair of arms wrap around her protectively, shocking her as she bites her lip and a tear falls down her eyes.
Mindy, and Konohamaru look behind them to see the others looking over at them with smiles on their faces as the girl looked at them with warm tears in her eyes as Konohamaru pulls her towards her friends
Itsuwari" "osore" "kyoshoku" "urei"
Samazama na negatibu ni
Torawareru hodo yowaku wa nai
Kodoku mo shiranu TRICKSTER
An image of kingdom hearts appears hovering over travers down showing a winged shadow flying through the sky an image of Ryuk appears happily chomping on an apple.
yup lala from To Love Ru is here
poor Konohamaru lol