Shinobi of Twilight
opening 2 by neostardustdragon
Kono sekai no hate nante
Kono me de mita wake janai
Dakara tabidatsu nda kimi to we can!
A silhouette of the Konohmaru's gang before the camera focuses on Konohamaru putting on his goggles and rushing forward, followed by the rest of his crew. Ed, Al, Hit-Girl, Death the kid, Liz and Patty, Vivi, Maka, Soul, Star, Lala, Penni and Konohamaru are posing with their names behind them before the entire group stood together.
Umi kara umi wo mata ni kakete
Hitotsu nagi no takara sagashi ni
Sonna no yume monogatari da to
Dare mo ga waratte iru kedo
The Gummy Mk-2 Konohamaru is sitting on the ship's deck as Soul starts performing for the crew.
Konohmaru and Vivi were looking off to the horizon Mindy was at the ship's helm while Al and Penni did maintenance on the ship with Jim and Tim while Soul lounged about causing Maka to slap him upside the head. Kidd was practicing posing with Liz and Patty and nearby Star was making a nuisance of herself along with Lala.
Mune no takaburi dake ga rashinban
Shitta kaburi shitero yo
Kyoukasho nante sa gaido bukku
They all stood together as various worlds and keyblades flew by them, Stars eyes widening as she had never seen such sights before.
Two shadows stand across from each other, each one wielding a keyblade (Naruto and Ansem) as eight shadowy figures appear surrounded by flames, their eyes glowing red. Suddenly the organization was shown then a massive group of Marvel Villains before revealing Hisoka holding up the Joker card.
Konohamaru and his group stood off looking off towards the great empty galaxy with excited smiles ready for adventure each one the group striking their own pose
Ame mo namida mo itsuka wa yamu
Kao wo agero ikari wo agero
Kokoro no arashi ga sugita nara
Kajitore saa kachitore
Ashita no kaze ga fuku koro ni wa
Harebare ho wo hare mune wo hare
Dare ka ni aitaku naru nda
Konohamaru and Vivi ran after Al and Soul armed with water guns Mindy Liz Patty Lala and Star laying about relaxing in the sun
Al used Alchemy to forge a large water cannon and blasted water at Konohamaru and Vivi who ducked causing it to blast Ed and Kidd istead causing Al to blush and Soul to burst with laughter only to be hit by water balloon courtesy of Penni and her Mech while Ed jumped to his feet. The two boys armed themselves with water cannons and glared at each other ready to fight
Souzou tsukanai koto bakari daro
Mite minu furi suru na yo
Joushiki nante sa tasuuketsu
The group walked through a smoke of dust where the eight shadows awaited them the leader held up his hand forming a mini sun before launching it at Konohamaru,
Kono sekai no hate nante
Kono me de mita wake janai
Dakara ikouze amano jakku senchou
Dekiyashinai koto tte nani?
Mada nani mo hajimatte nai
Subete shiritai nda ima yes we can!
Maka swung Soul in scythe form cutting away all foes that came in her path, Hit-Girl swiftly shot a Heartless Soldier Ed and Al fought with animal heartless while Kidd was had Liz and Patty in there pistol forms firing off blasts at Sky Soldiers while Penni in her spider Mech fought with Kung fu. Star in her butterfly form blasted away all the heartless in her way while Vivi held up his mages staff and fired off a Giga flare and Lala unleashing a torrent of water from what looked like a watering can.
Konohamaru, Hit-Girl, and Edward jumped towards the shadows, each one facing a different figure. Edward formed his sword as he slashed at a crazed figure jumping away from him kicking at him. Mindy fired off her bullets as several tendrils shot at her as a white aura formed around her, she quickly evaded them jumping into the sky pulling out her blade. Konohamaru jumped into the air raising his rasengan, thrusting it forwards as a massive mass of shadows appeared with several eyes opening consuming him before a light shined before him revealing a smirking figure Konohamaru looked down to see a bright light form in his hands.
Yes we can! You can! Kono shunkan
We can! I can! Kono kaikan
Ima ima oh yes we can!
Konohamaru and his friends ran through an open field with smiles on their faces, flashes of the various worlds and people they met appearing. Konohamaru thinks back to that day when he met his mentor and rival Naruto's shadowed eyes and smiling face looking at him.
The group stands together with Naruto's back turned to them.
Yes we can!
-0o0o0o0-
(Back at the ship, a day later)
Konohamaru and the others were setting up to get ready to leave this world.
"You sure you're ok Mindy?" Konohamaru asked, as he approached her as she was watching Ratcliffe's men getting ready to leave, as they had no leader now and now had no reason to be here, since there was no gold.
Mindy sighed, as she looked at Konohamaru. "Yes, I'm fine. Relax, that hag just scratched me" she said, as she waved him off.
Konohamaru frowned, and approached Mindy as he grabbed her arm, pulling up her sleeve showing a long scar along her arm. "Your scarred Mindy," he said flatly.
"So what, I've taken worse" Mindy said, pulling away from Konohamaru.
"Mindy, I don't care. You're my friend, and I care about you" Konahamaru said.
Before Mindy could answer, she heard Ryuk laughing from up on the mast of the ship.
"I would think you would love being doted on by him, kid " he said, as he threw his head back and cackled.
Before Mindy could glare at Ryuk, she saw something approaching from the forest. "Looks like we gave company" she said, as the others came over to take a look.
"Huh, looks like Pocahontas and her people are here to see us off," Kid said, leaning over the side of the ship.
Konohamaru smiled ,seeing Pocahontas and her people approaching the ship, and jumped down along with Mindy.
Pocahontas approached, and looked at Mindy as she handed her a small bag. "Herem it's some herbs for your injury," she said kindly.
Mindy took the bag, and nodded at her gratefulness, even if she was fine. "Damn, another one that likes Konohamaru" she thought, as she saw her approaching Konohamaru with a smile.
"You all should be fine, now that you have the basics of chakra down. All you need to do is develop your abilities on your own" Konohamaru said to Pocahontas.
Pocahontas nodded at this. "We promise not to abuse your teachings" she said, as she and her people nodded their heads at him.
"OK, let's get going!" Jim yelled from the ship, as he honked a horn loudly, making Konahamaru jump in surprise.
"Yea, we have other worlds to see!" Tim yelled in agreement.
"OK ok, hold on" Mindy said, as she jumped back up to the ship.
Konohamaru sighed and looked at Powhatan. "Remember that people from my home may show up. They are not your enemy" he said
Powhatan nodded at this, before he placed his hand over his heart and gave him a small bow.
"Will I see you again?" Pocahontas asked Konohamaru.
"Sure. I'm sure someone will set up a way for you to visit Traverse Town, if you want. We will meet again, plus friends don't really leave you, if you keep them here" Konohamaru said, as he pointed at her heart with a smile.
Pocahontas smiled at this, and nodded as Konohamaru jumped up to the ship and landed on the railing.
"Charmer," Ed said to Konohamaru with a smile.
"Take notes. You may actually have a conversation with Winry, that doesn't end with you getting nailed with a wrench" Konohamaru said with a smirk, as he hopped off the railing.
"You mother -" Ed was yelling, before Maka chopped him in the neck, knocking him out.
"You need to teach me that," Al said, impressed with Maka.
"OK people, let's go!" Konohamaru said to his team.
Jim and Tim nodded, as they turned on the engines of the ship. which made the ship rise up from the water, making the natives gasp as the ship took off into the sky.
-0o0o0o0-
(Space)
"So, how long until the next world?" Penni asked Jim and Tim, as she tinkered with her Mech.
"No clue, the navigation system needs to find a world first" Jim said, pointing at a small screen near the steering wheel.
"Where are the others?" Konohamaru asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Watching TV, or at least trying to, without Patty whining" Liz said.
"About?" Konohamaru asked curiously.
"The past couple days, her cartoons haven't been playing at all, and she's getting worried," Liz said.
"So, no Looney Tunes?" Konohamaru asked with a frown, as he liked them too.
"Will you calm the hell down?!" Soul yelled from inside the ship.
"Oh great, another fight to break up" Maka said, as this fighting over the TV remote was getting old really fast.
"Well, let's go stop this from getting worse" Konohamaru said, as they heard a gunshot go off.
"Too late" Liz said, as her sister was so immature sometimes.
As they headed for the inside of the ship, they didn't notice the navigation system glitch as it showed images of a world, and it saying "\Attempted hacking, failed to block\" as an image of a white mouse with a big brain appeared, before disappearing again as another mouse said "Narf!"
-0o0o0o0-
(Inside the ship)
"I want my cartoons!" Patty yelled, as she laid on the couch and kicked her feet in the air.
"Well keep wishing, as they probably got canceled" Soul grumbled, as he crossed his arms with a huff.
"Don't you say that!" Patty yelled, as she threw a chair at Soul.
"Woah!" Soul yelled, as he ducked before the chair could hit him.
"Now now, let's calm down Patty. I'm sure everything will be OK" Konohamaru said reassuringly.
Before Patty could answer, they all felt the ship change course sharply.
"What's going on?" Lala asked, as she grabbed onto Konohamaru's arm to stay on her feet.
"OK, who the hell messed with the navigation system?" Tim asked, with a frown as he folded his arms.
"None of us. Why don't you tweebs go take a look?" Mindy groaned from the floor, before she picked herself up.
Konohamaru followed after the twins, as they went back outside.
"Another world already?" Konohamaru asked, as the navigation system was blinking, showing it found a new world.
"That's impossible. Unless we have already been there before" Jim said, as he looked at the information on the new world.
"What world are we at?" Vivi asked, as the rest of the team came out of the inside of the ship.
The navigation system showed the name of the world they were fast approaching, but it was blinking a lot and glitching.
"Uh, shouldn't the ship be slowing down?" Penni asked, sounding worried as the ship was flying full speed towards the world.
Tim looked at the navigation system, and frowned. "We have been hacked!" he shouted.
"Someone is making our ship head for this world!" Jim yelled out.
As the ship was getting closer to the world, red circles appeared like an intro and the ship entered through it.
The Navi system started to play a musical tune that sounded familiar to some of them.
"What world is this?!" Mindy yelled at the twins.
Tim smacked the Navi system, and it finally stopped glitching and showed the world's name, making Tim's eyes widen in surprise.
"\Tune world\" the navigation system said, as the ship picked up even more speed.
"Everyone, brace yourselves. Looks like it's gonna be a crash landing!" Konohamaru yelled out.
Everyone braced themselves, as they flew through the clouds and saw they were fast approaching a grassy area, which the ship crashed into and slid through the dirt, as it slowly came to a stop.
Konohamaru was sent flying out of the ship, and landed on the grass in a heap.
He groaned in pain, as he slowly tried to get up, while small yellow birds flew around his head.
"Watch that first step doc, it's a real lou lou" a voice said.
Konohamaru groaned, as he opened his eyes and looked towards where the voice was, and paused at what he saw.
He saw what looked like a humanoid rabbit, with grey fur looking at him while chewing on a carrot as he leaned against a tree.
"Bugs Bunny?" Konohamaru asked, surprised.
"You were expecting the Easter Bunny?" Bugs asked, as he approached Konohamaru.
Konohamaru scoffed at this. "With your experience as the Easter Bunny, I'm surprised you would say that" he said with a smirk, as he figured he was dreaming.
"How so doc?" Bugs asked with a quirked eyebrow, as he threw the end of his carrot away.
Konohamaru smiled at this, as he crossed his arms. "I want an Easta egg! I want an Easta egg!" he said in an annoying voice.
Bugs chuckled at this, as he smiled. "Not bad kid," he said. "Glad this kid had a sense of humor" he thought to himself with a shrug.
"Well, this was fun. But I need to wake up now" Konohamaru said.
"Why's that doc?" Bugs asked, crossing his arms.
"I need to wake up, cause as fun as this is, you're not real. And I need to go help my friends" Konohamaru said.
"Not real eh? if I wasn't real, could I do this?" Bugs asked, as he pulled a mallet out of nowhere, and smacked Konohamaru in the head.
Konohamaru groaned, as he saw stars flying around his head. "Wait, I felt that" he said in realisation.
"That's right doc, I'm real. Be afraid, be very afraid" Bugs said with a smile, as he held his hands in the air while wiggling his fingers.
"Look, I need to get back to my ship. My friends may be hurt" Konohamaru said, as he took off leaving a dust trail as he went.
-0o0o0o0-
(Back with the others)
Mindy and the others were all groaning from the crash, as they made their way to outside the ship, to see where they were and see if the ship was damaged.
"OK, when I find out who hacked our ship, I'm gonna do things that will make Freddie Kruger toss his cookies" Mindy growled out savagely.
As everyone nodded at this, Lala looked behind Mindy and her eyes widened in shock. "Uh Mindy?" she said, pointing behind her.
"We have company" Penni said, with shock also on her face.
"Look, we are now stranded on this world, thanks to some asshole hackers. So I don't give a -" Mindy was saying, before Penni turned her head to look behind her, and she stopped talking.
They all saw a crowd behind them, that were holding up numbers like they were rating the crash.
This wasn't what was silencing them though.
"OK either this is a dream, or there's a gas leak," Soul said, sounding bewildered at the fact that they were looking at the Looney Tunes.
"Nope, we are as real as you, my boy," Foghorn Leghorn said with a smile.
"Ooo, I tawt I saw some other worlders," a voice said from up in a tree.
They looked up, and saw Tweety Bird looking down at them from a tree.
"I did, I did see other worlders" Tweety said, as he flew down and looked at them all.
Patty smiled, and pulled Tweety into a hug. "You're so cute!" she squealed in happiness. She then looked up into the sky, and yelled out "I'M IN HEAVEN!"
"Oh good, one of you is a f-f-f-fan" Porky said with a smile.
"Yeah, and you could say that my sister is your biggest fan," Liz said with a chuckle.
"These are the ones that those mice brought to us? How can they help?" Daffy asked, crossing his arms with a frown.
"Wait, you guys need help with something?" Star asked curiously.
"Yea. Bugs can explain it best" Porky said, looking around for him.
"Which of you hacked our ship?" Jim asked with a frown.
"Oh, we ropped in these two to help since one of them is smart," Daffy said, holding up a cage.
"Pinky and the Brain? Good choices" Penni said with a smile at the two mice, as she recognized them.
"Well, one of them is a good choice. I'm gonna assume it's Pinky's fault we crashed" Tim said, giving said mouse a hard look.
Brain chuckled at this. "Got it in one, my fellow genius," he said.
"Guys!" Konohamaru yelled, as he ran over quickly, but was tackled by Lala into a hug.
"Hey look, it's a human version of you Pepe" Daffy said with a smile seeing this.
Mindy snorted at this, and smiled as it was an accurate comparison.
"Looks like your friends are OK Doc" Bugs said.
"Yea, but the ship isn't. It will take a bit to fix this" Jim said, looking over the damage.
"Well, we could have the Brain help you fix it" Bugs said
"So long as someone keeps Pinky away from anything that'll help us fix the ship," Tim said.
Pinky laughed sheepishly at this, while rubbing the back of his head.
"So, what do you all need from us?" Konohamaru asked, as he finally got Lala to let him go.
"Thought you would never ask," Bugs said with a smile. "See, these aliens came down from space wanting to make us work in their theme park. Eh, what do we care their little" Bugs said, as he made a small motion with his hand.
"Go on," Mindy said with a quirked eyebrow.
"Well, I tried them into accepting a challenge to play us in a basketball game for our freedom. But then they show up, and they are not so little anymore" Bugs said, as he gained a panicked look.
"They're HUGE! We need to beat these guys!" Daffy yelled out, waving his arms in the air.
"Yea. They are talking slavery here. Bottom line is; WE NEED YOUR HELP!" Bugs yelled in Konohamaru's face, grabbing onto the front of his shirt.
"They want to enslave all of you?" Patty asked with a frown.
"Oh boy, hit the deck" Liz said, as her and Kid backed away slightly.
"Point me at them, and shoot!" Patty yelled, as her arm turned into a gun barrel, surprising the tunes.
"Why us specifically?" Ed asked curiously.
"Well, from what we heard, people from other worlds have been trying to make allies with each other. So, we figured if we could get someone's attention, they may help us" Bugs said while folding his arms.
"Yes, and my device was looking for any ship to bring to our world that was nearby" Brain said.
"Well, Kono has played basketball before. So I guess we could try to help you" Al said with a shrug.
This made the Looney Tunes smile, and look at Konohamaru.
Konahamaru looked at the Looney Tunes, and saw that they were looking pretty desperate. He then smiled at them, before nodding his head. "Ok, we will do our best to help ya" he said.
This got cheers from the Tunes.
"How long until the game?" Mindy asked curiously.
"It's tonight at 9," Daffy said.
This made Konohamaru and his friends pause.
"Do any of you know how to play?" Maka asked with worry.
The Tunes all held up their arms in a way that showed they didn't know.
"Well, we may as well get started with training then" Konohamaru said, as he clapped his hands together.
"We have a gym nearby, follow me" Sylvester said, as he walked off while waving at them to follow him.
Konohamaru nodded, as they all followed after him.
"We will stay here, and fix the ship" Jim said, as he placed the Brain on his shoulder.
"Cool, let's get to work! Narf!" Pinky said excitedly, sitting on Tim's shoulder.
"I feel a headache coming," Tim said, rubbing his forehead.
"Welcome to my world" Brain said, before they got to work.
-0o0o0o0-
(Gym, sometime later)
As they all entered the gym, Konohamaru and his friends saw that the gym was not in the best shape.
"This place is an absolute mess," Konohamaru said.
"Yea, it looks like Bridgeport Connecticut" Mindy said in agreement.
This got groans from the Tunes, as they laughed at MIndy's joke.
"Mess? There's nothing here a spit shine won't fix" Daffy said. He then looked at the other Tunes. "Spit shine!" he yelled out.
"Spit shine!" the other Tunes yelled, as they all started spitting on the floor.
This made some of the others groan at the bad pun.
Taz then grabbed several mops, and started to spin and run around the gym, and in minutes the Gym looked brand new and shined.
Taz then stopped, and looked at Konohamaru and his friends. "Lemony fresh," he said with a fanged grin.
"Well, it gets results at least," Konohamaru said with a chuckle.
"OK, so which of your friends can play basketball?" Bugs asked, looking at Konohamaru's friends.
"Well me, Soul, Ed and Al often play back home," Konohamaru said.
"Yea, and the rest of us are not good enough to really make a difference" Maka said, as even if they knew how to play, they had no above average talent at the game.
"Yea, especially Kid. His obsession with symmetry makes him useless at this game" Liz said pointing out Kid, who was looking at a basketball like he was about to start worshiping it.
"Well, let's try to get some basics down," Konohamaru said, as the Tunes all lined up and got ready to practice.
Before they could start practising, they then heard a thudding sound approaching the gym.
Konohamaru looked over at the doors with a raised eyebrow.
The doors then burst open, and what looked like 5 monsters in basketball uniforms entered the gym.
"We're here!" the purple one yelled out with a confident grin.
"Yeah, me too" the tall blue one said, as he walked on and smacked his face into a low hanging hoop. "That hurt!" he said, as he held his face in pain.
The five monsters approached Konohamaru and the Tunes, towering over them.
"Who are these guys?" Konohamaru asked, looking at Bugs over his shoulder.
"Uh, remember those tiny aliens I mentioned doc?" he asked, as he pointed at the monsters.
"Oh" Konohamaru said, as he looked up at them.
"Have you heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team wuss" the orange monster said, with a scowl at Konohamaru.
"I'm gonna assume you speak for this team?" Konohamaru asked with a scowl, as he crossed his arms.
"Yea, and we're the monstars. I'm Pound, and that's Blanko, Bang, Bupkus and Nawt" the orange monster said, pointing at the blue, green, purple and red monsters as he introduced them.
"Are you here to help these Tunes? Let's see what you got chump" Bang said, as he passed a ball to Konohamaru.
Konohamaru caught it, and glared at them. "One on one, or do you losers think you need more than that to take me?" he asked, as he glared at them.
This made Mindy smirk, as she recognized this side of Konohamaru.
Pound growled at this, and approached him. "I can take you on wuss," he said, as he and Konohamaru approached the half court.
"You think he can take him?" Daffy asked Mindy, a look of worry on his face.
"Don't worry, he's a trained ninja. He's got this" Mindy said, folding her arms with a smile.
"Wait, he's a ninja?" Tweety asked, as he hovered next to Mindy and landed on her shoulder.
"Just watch," Mindy said, as they all watched as Konohamaru and Pound got ready to play.
"Try to get past me shortly," Pound said, as Konohamaru bounced the ball.
Konohamaru smirked, and ran at him slightly faster than Pound was expecting, and as he ran at him, he slid under Pound and when he made it to the other side, he quickly jumped and dunked the ball into the hoop.
Konohamaru dropped down, and looked at Pound who looked surprised. "I win. Now get lost, I have a team to train for tonight" he said.
Pound growled. "Come on boys, let's teach this kid a lesson" he said, cracking his knuckles.
"Uh, Pound?" Bupkus said, a tone of worry in his voice.
Pound turned around, and saw that Konohamaru's friends had their weapons pointed at his other teammates.
Mindy had a knife pointed at Nawt's head.
Maka, who was holding Soul in his weapon form, had his blade under Bang's neck.
Vivi had a fireball charged, and was ready to fire at Blanko.
Kid had both Liz and Patty in their weapon forms, pointed at Bupkus.
"You guys had better be sure you want to fight us. We aren't from this world, so we will play dirty if we have to" Konohamaru said, giving Pound a hard stare.
"Another world?" Pound asked, surprised as he turned to the Tunes. "So, you wusses had to go recruit help huh?" he asked.
"We are more than happy to help them. So why don't you leave, before we end this problem in a way that ends with body bags" Mindy said, as she glared at Pound and kept her knife aimed at Nawt.
"Woah there kid, keep it PG" Bugs said, holding his hands up as he tried to calm her down.
"I will, if they leave now" Mindy said with a glare.
The monstars held up their hands, and backed up as they headed for the door.
"See you at the game, chumps," Pound said with a glare as they left.
"Jeez kid, little extreme don't you think?" Daffy asked Mindy.
"Mindy is always like that with bullies," Maka said, as her scythe turned back into Soul.
"What, is she a superhero?" Sylvester asked sarcastically.
"More like an anti hero, but yea I have been called that" Mimdy said with a shrug.
"You're kidding," Sam asked, with wide eyes.
"Nope. All of them, besides me, go to a hero school back in their world" Lala said with a smile.
"Hero school? That sounds familiar" Daffy said, as he pondered where he'd heard that.
"Probably a world we broadcast to Daffy" Bugs said with a shrug.
"Broadcast?" Vivi asked curiously.
"Oh yea. We broadcast our antics to all kinds of worlds, and we get to look at some worlds on occasion" Porky said with his usual stutter.
"Ah, that explains why I couldn't watch you guys. The past couple days, you have been dealing with these jerks" Patty said, hitting her fist on her palm in realisation.
The Tunes nodded at this.
"OK, time to get to work. We have 12 hours to get ready, so let's get to work" Konohamaru said, clapping his hands together.
"Maybe we should have tryouts," Al said.
"Everyone in our world knows about this game. So if any toon wants to help, they know to show up here" Bugs said, as he found it to be a good idea.
"OK. Soul, Ed and Al, you all help me try and teach them the basics. Hopefully we can make a team out of these guys" Konohamaru said.
-0o0o0o0-
(A few hours later)
Konohamaru was about to pull his hair out, after just a few hours of practice. As the Looney Tunes were practicing, but were letting their Looney antics get in the way.
After seeing the Road Runner trick the Coyote into running into a wall, he blew a whistle to get their attention. "Ok, someone here has to have some skills," he said.
The gym door opened at this moment. "I can play," a female voice said, causing everyone to look over.
Soul quirked an eyebrow at the female bunny that came into the gym. "I don't recall this Looney Tune. You know her Patty?" he asked her curiously.
Patty shook her head in response.
Bugs gained a surprised look and hearts in his eyes, as he ran over to greet this new arrival.
"Hey, I'm Lola Bunny" she said, as she held out her hand to Bugs to shake.
"Lola? Well, glad to have you here. Let's see if you can beat Bugs" Konohamaru said with a knowing smirk at Bugs.
"Yea, let's see what you can do doll" Bugs said with a goofy grin.
"Doll?" Lola asked angrily, with fire in her eyes.
"Oh hell" Mindy said with a smile, as even she could tell what was coming next.
"On the court" Lola said, as she grabbed a basketball and led Bugs to the middle of the court.
"Oh, she's hot" Tweety said, placing his finger on his rear which caused smoke to appear.
"Hush you" Maka said with a smile at him.
"How come you're nice to him, but I get a neck chop if I say something like that?" Soul asked her with a raised eyebrow.
"Maybe it's because she likes you," Ed said with a smile.
Maka paused at this, and turned to look at Ed. "Maka chop!" she yelled, as she chopped him in the neck, making him fall to the floor wheezing for breath.
Everyone watched, as Lola and Bugs played.
Lola easily maneuvered around Bugs, and scored a shot while leaving Bugs tangled up.
"Huh, she's really good" Ed said
Konohamaru nodded at this. "Ok, you're on the team Lola. You ok to try and help get some level of skill in these guys?" he asked her.
Lola nodded, as she approached Bugs and pulled him close roughly. "Lesson 1 - don't call me doll" she said with a smile, that promised pain if he called her that again. She then blew her ears out of her eyes.
"Check!" Bugs yelled with a smile.
The gym doors opened, and they saw Jim and Tim enter the Gym.
"Hey guys, how are the repairs going?" Konohamaru asked them.
"We are done, so we decided to come here and drop off Pinky and Brain" Tim said, as he place said mice on the floor
"You left the ship alone?" Penni asked in shock.
"Of course not. I bribed some Tunes to watch the ship, narf!" Pinky said with a smile.
"Which Tunes?" Bugs asked him curiously.
"They looked like three dog kids, two boys and a girl," Jim said.
This caused the Looney Tunes to pause, and then started laughing.
"Oh god, don't tell me you hired…." Mindy said as she slightly paled.
-0o0o0o0-
(With the ship)
Back at the ship, three toons were marching in front of the ship while dressed as musketeers. These were the Warners; Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
"One two three four! You ain't getting on this ship!" Yakko chanted first.
"Five six seven eight! If we do a good job, we get a space trip!" Dot chanted next, as they marched.
"I'm hungry," Wakko said, as his stomach growled.
"Well, Pinky said the chef inside was a good cook," Dot said.
"OK sibs, let's guard while we eat!" Yakko said, as he led his siblings inside the ship.
-0o0o0o0-
(Back at the gym)
"You hired the Warners?!" Mindy yelled at Jim and Tim.
"To be fair, it was Pinky who suggested them," Jim said with a nervous look.
"Oh, that's so much better," Mindy said sarcastically.
"Oh cool. I wanna meet them!" Patty said excitedly, as she quickly clapped her hands together.
"I say avoid them like the plague. We have no idea what those monkeys will do" Soul said, as he crossed his arms.
Penni and Patty started to giggle at this, and started to hum a song.
"OK, let's get back to work. We are on the clock!" Konohamaru yelled, as he clapped his hands together to get everyone moving.
"So, what are we gonna do while they help with the game?" Penni asked Mindy curiously.
"Good question, as there's not much we can do with this," Maka said, as she folded her arms.
"Oh! I have an idea!" Star said, as she held up her hand.
"Well then, let's hear it" Mindy said as Star approached them.
As Star whispered her idea to them, Mindy, Maka and Penni's eyes widened in surprise.
Patty and Lala smiled, while Liz shook her head at this idea
-0o0o0o0-
(A few hours later )
"Well, we are making some level of progress" Konohamaru said, as he watched some of the Tunes practice, with Lola making sure they did the proper techniques.
"Are you kidding? We will be carrying this team" Ed said with a frown.
"Well, we can't just give up brother. We promised to help them" Al said.
"Yea, and big bro Naruto wouldn't just give up and I won't either" Konohamaru said with a fierce nod.
"Yea. Plus, maybe they will surprise us" Soul said, nodding in agreement.
"Oh please, the only one with any talent is the eye candy bunny - Ow!" Ed yelled, as a basketball nailed him in the back of the head, making him almost fall flat on his face.
"Heads up!" Lola yelled, with a smirk that promised she would do it again, if Ed ran his mouth off once more.
"Hey doc, I'm curious. Who is this Naruto you were talking about?" Bugs asked, as him and the Tunes took a short break.
Konohamaru smiled at this, before he sat on a chair and told them all about Naruto.
-0o0o0o0-
(One explanation later)
The Tunes were all impressed with the story Konohamaru had just finished telling them.
"So, this guy helped stop the heartless, and is now in a coma huh?" Bugs asked with a thoughtful look.
"Yea. But we all know he will wake up someday" Soul said with a smile.
"Do any of you guys have a Keyblade like him?" Porky stuttered out, nervous in case the heartless attacked.
"Sadly, no. But, we have been getting by pretty well so far on our adventure" Al said.
"Al, we have only been to three worlds so far" Ed said flatly, looking at his brother with a deadpan look.
"Well, having a good attitude can go a long way Doc" Bugs said, as he chewed on a carrot.
"Hey, where are the girls?" Konohamaru yelled at Kid, who was looking at a basketball like he was in a trance, while Vivi was reading his book.
"Oh. Star and Lala had some idea to try and help with this game, and dragged the other girls off" Vivi said, as he looked up from his book.
"What are they up to?" Konohamaru asked curiously.
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M WEARING THAT!" Mindy's voice yelled from the changing room.
"That little miss has a temper, huh?" Foghorn said, scratching his head.
"Are you kidding? She is a borderline psycho" Ed said, shaking his head.
Konohamaru frowned at this. "Come on Ed, she's gotten better," he said.
"Man, you sure do like defending her. There something between you two doc?" Bugs asked with a grin.
Konohamaru paused at this, and blushed slightly. "Me and Mindy?" he thought to himself.
"Don't answer, you may piss some girls off" Soul said with a smirk, as Ed laughed and Al chuckled.
"I don't wanna hear it from any of you," Konohamaru said with a glare at them.
"What are you talking about?" Soul asked with a cocked eyebrow.
Konohamaru scoffed at this, and pointed at Soul. "Maka, Winry and Star" he said, as he pointed at Soul, Ed and Al in that order.
The three boys huffed at this, and looked away from Konohamaru while crossing their arms.
"As fun as this is, we have to get to the stadium for the game" Porky said, as he tapped on his watch.
"OK, let's go. We need to get the girls, and get moving" Konohamaru said with a nod
They all headed for the exit, and as they passed the door to the girls locker room, Konohamaru knocked on the door.
"Hey girls, we need to head to the stadium" he said loud enough for them to hear.
"We will meet you there. We need to finish up for the game" Liz said from inside the locker room.
"Like hell! Let me go, damn it!" Mindy yelled, as the boys could hear a few things being knocked over.
"Wear a helmet, Maka!" Soul said with a laugh, as they left.
"Fuck you, shark teeth!" Mindy yelled out angrily.
"Geez, does she always talk like that?" Daffy asked, as they all headed for a bus that was nearby.
"If you think that's bad, you should see her with her enemies" Kid said, as they all got on the bus, with Witch Hazel behind the wheel before they drove off.
-0o0o0o0-
(Later at the stadium)
Konohamaru and his team were in the locker room, getting ready for the game.
"Wow, I'm surprised you got us team uniforms so quickly" Konohamaru said, as he put on a white jersey that said Tune Squad on the front.
"Daffy, will you stop being a loon, and put on your uniform" Al said, as he sighed from the outfit Daffy had on, which was a makeshift set of armor and an inner tube.
"We can't all have armor like you, big man," Daffy said, as he patted him on the arm.
"I hope you realize, that you will look stupid to the crowd, and on camera, if you go out there like that" Bugs said.
"Woah, on camera?" Ed asked in surprise.
"Yea. The game is being broadcast to our entire world" Bugs said, shrugging his shoulders. "Though, I'm curious if the Brain was able to make it so we can broadcast the game to other worlds, especially Traverse Town" he thought to himself.
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town)
The council of Traverse Town and the Avengers were gathered in the meeting room.
"We still don't have any leads on those kids?" L asked, as he ate a chocolate bar.
"No. They seem to be good at staying off the grid, and avoiding the Mandalorian fleet" Yan Lin said with a sigh.
"I know. I'm so proud of them" Tsunade said with a large smile.
Before anyone could react to Tsunade, the door opened and Shizune entered the room.
"Lady Tsunade, we have a problem," Shizune said with a look of concern.
"It's not an attack is it?" Squall asked.
"No no, look" Shizune said, as she turned on a TV that was in the room.
"A broadcast from another world?" Steve asked, as they saw what looked like a live broadcast, of what looked like a basketball game that was about to start.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate game to decide if our world will be enslaved," the announcer said.
This made everyone frown at hearing this.
"A basketball game to decide the fate of a world?" Natasha asked, rubbing her chin in thought.
"Wonder what kind of world this is" Clint said, as he leaned against the wall.
"The starting lineup for the Tune Squad: standing at 2ft 4 the wonder from down under the Tasmanian Devil!" the announcer said, as Taz spun out onto the arena ready to go.
"Wait, did he say the Tasmanian Devil?" Tony asked with a bewildered look.
"Standing a scintillating 3ft 2, the heartthrob of the hoops; Lola Bunny" the announcer said, as Lola appeared to a few wolf whistles.
"At power forward, the Quackster of the court; Daffy Duck!" the announcer said, as Daffy ran out waving his hands at everyone, but there was no applause.
"And at point guard, sitting at 3ft 3, 4 ft if you include the ears, the co-captain of the Tune Squad; Bugs Bunny!" the announcer said, as Bugs burst out from under the floor.
"Wait, these guys are real?" Tony asked in absolute shock.
"It would appear so," Thor said.
"Got to be a prank or something" Clint said, shaking his head at seeing this.
"And now, the coach and captain of the Toon Squad, sitting at 5ft 8 from Traverse Town, the ninja of the court; Konohamaru!" the announcer said, as Konohamaru ran out to the court to cheers from the crowd.
"Looks like they are real," Yan Lin said, as she leaned back against her chair.
"And it would seem Konohamaru and his friends are helping them," Tsunade said, placing her chin on her intertwined fingers.
"We should send someone to intercept them," L said.
"And calm the kids in town down. If the Looney Tunes are at risk, they may panic" Scrooge said.
"Don't forget Deadpool and his team, they may be worse" Xavier said with a sigh, as he knew that Deadpool and his team loved the Looney Tunes.
-0o0o0o0-
(With Konohamaru)
Konohamaru and the boys saw that the girls were in blue and white cheerleader outfits, with pom poms in light blue and orange.
"Say a word, and you're dead," Mindy said with a glare.
"Same to you Soul" Maka said with her own frown.
"Oh relax Maka, you look great" Soul said truthfully, as he gave her a thumbs up.
Maka paused at this, but looked away from Soul with a light blush.
"Gotta say, I agree with Soul Mindy. You all look great" Konohamaru said to them with a smile.
Patty, Liz and Lala smiled at this, glad they didn't look stupid.
Penni blushed, and covered her face with her pom poms.
Mindy just pointed at the court. "Just go help them, captain" she said with a hot blush on her cheeks.
Konohamaru nodded, as he ran over to the middle of the court, with the rest of his team.
"Told you he would like this," Patty said with a smile at Mindy.
"Zip it" Mindy said flatly, as her eyebrow twitched from hearing Ryuk cackle at her, as he hovered above them.
"Oh, if only I had a camera to remember this moment forever," Ryuk said with a large smile.
Mindy glared up at him heatedly at hearing him say that, as she and the other girls sat down on the benches on their side of the court.
Vivi and Kid were on a VIP bench nearby.
Konahamaru approached his team, and they all put their hands in for a team salute.
"Are you guys ready?" Konahamaru asked his team.
"I'm ready to take it to the rack jack" Daffy said, with a determined look
"Those monstars will wish they were never born," Tweety said, as he tried to look tough.
Konahamaru sweatdropped at this. "You've been taking advice from Mindy, haven't you?" Konahamaru asked Tweety
Tweety smiled at this, confirming Konohamaru's theory.
Before anymore could be said, some music could be heard playing as the spotlights were aimed at the other end of the court, causing Konohamaru and his team to look over.
"And now, the challengers for the ultimate game. All the way from Moron Mountain; the Monstars!" the announcer yelled out, as the Monstars arrived on the court with Pound hitting his chest, as Bang and Bupkus chest bumped each other, while Blanko clapped his hands over his head and Nawt ran around them, before he and Blanko chest bumped too.
Konohamaru walked over to them, as he gave them a hard look.
"What are you looking at?" Bang growled at Konohamaru, trying to be threatening.
Pound growled at them intimidatingly, at them which caused Taz to faint.
"Moron mountain?" Mindy asked with a smirk.
"It fits them," Patty said, as she giggled along with the other girls.
"Do you think they can beat them?" Vivi asked Kid.
"I'm sure they will do fine," Kid said with a nod, placing his hand on his shoulder in comfort.
Konohamaru and his team got ready for the tip off to start the game.
Blanko met up with Konohamaru in the middle of the court.
"Of course they have the tallest one to do the tip off," Konohamaru thought, shaking his head.
Marvin the Martian approached with the ball. "Ready?" he asked, as he got ready to throw the ball up.
The buzzer to start sounded, and Marvin tossed the ball up.
Konohamaru instantly jumped with charka, and beat Blanko to the ball as he slapped it to the side towards his team.
"Hey, no fair," Blanko said in a whiny tone.
Bugs grabbed it, and started to dribble it, as he headed for his team's goal. "I got it!" he said with a smile.
As Pound approached to slap Bugs, an angel grabbed Bugs from behind, and lifted him up to avoid the swipe Pound made at him.
Bugs passed to Lola, who dribbled the ball and headed for her team's hoop.
"Since when can you jump that high?" Daffy asked Bugs curiously.
"Felt like someone was lifting me up" Bugs said, scratching his head slightly.
"Kono!" Lola yelled, as she passed shot the ball at the hoop.
Konohamaru nodded, and jumped and slammed the ball into the hoop.
The score for the Tune Squad changed from nothing to 2.
The crowd cheered at this, with some waving flags in the air.
Pound chucked the ball to Nawt, who dribbled the ball and when he met Lola, he passed to Bupkus who jumped and scored, by slamming the ball through the hoop.
"Stay alert guys!" Konohamaru yelled, as they got ready for the next play.
Ed passed the ball to Konohamaru.
"Red light!" the monstars yelled, blocking him.
"Feed me! Feed me!" Tweety yelled nearby, wanting to help.
Sylvester grabbed Tweety. "Feed you? Feed me!" he said, as he ate Tweety.
Konohamaru passed the ball to Sylvester, but the ball nailed him in the stomach, making him spit out Tweety.
"Bad old puddy tat" Tweety said, as he sat on the floor next to the ball.
"I'll take that," Pound said, as he picked up the ball and ran to the hoop. "Don't try this at home!" he yelled, as he slammed the ball into the hoop scoring.
-0o0o0o0-
(Next play)
Foghorn was dribbling the ball towards his team's goal, when Bang blocked his way with a grin, and roared at him while spewing fire at him.
Before Bang could grab the ball, Al grabbed the ball and ran past him.
As he ran, he slammed his hand on the floor, making a wall to block Bang's path, as he threw the ball and scored.
"Go Alphonse!" Star cheered loudly, as she waved her pom poms in the air.
Al rubbed the back of his head at this, looking embarrassed.
-0o0o0o0-
(Next play)
"OK, you're up" Konohamaru said to Ed, as they got ready for the next play.
"The short guy?" Daffy asked in disbelief.
"Trust me" Konahamaru said, as he grabbed Ed's ear to make him get on the court, instead of attacking Daffy.
Ed ran towards Blanko, who had the ball.
Blanko smiled at Ed. "Careful shortly," he said.
Ed growled, and punched Blanko in the nuts with his metal arm.
Blanko's eyes bulged, as he dropped the ball to grab his nuts, while he screamed like a little girl.
The crowd groaned at this, while they also laughed.
"Sometimes it's good to be the short guy," Ed said as he grabbed the ball, and turned to look at the goal, which was blocked by the other monstars.
Ed then smiled, as he clapped his hands together and slammed them on the floor, as in a flash of light he made a cannon.
Everyone was surprised at this, as Ed aimed at the monstars. "I would move if I were you," he said with a grin.
The monstars quickly moved in a rush, as the cannon fired. But it was just a flag that said Bang on it.
"Losers" Ed laughed, as he threw the ball through the hoop, scoring them another point.
The crowd laughed at this, and applauded.
"Embracing the Looney in ya huh?" Konohamaru asked, as he high-fived Ed.
"When in Rome right?" Ed said with a grin
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town)
"Huh, Konohamaru and his friends are actually doing pretty well," Scrooge said, stroking his chin.
"Yea, but it's not enough. It's just Konohamaru, his friends and that chick bunny that are making progress" Tony said, as he saw Lola get past Pound to score.
"Looks like the monstars are way ahead," Tsunade said with a frown, as the score was now 66 to 34.
"It's almost half time," Clint said, as the final play of the 2nd quarter was going on now.
They all watched as Pound made another dunk, and the buzzer went off.
-0o0o0o0-
(Back with Konohamaru)
"Halftime!" Marvin said, as he fired a laser.
Sylvester coughed, and saw that the blast blew a hole in his stomach.
Tweety flew through his stomach. "Holy puddy tat!" he said with a smile.
Konohamaru and his team headed for the locker room, for a rest.
"Moron mountain, here we come" Sylvester said with a frown, shaking his head.
"We're gonna be slaves," Elmer said, putting his head in his hands.
The rest of the Tunes were all frowning, as they didn't see any hope now.
"Come on you guys, it will be OK," Konohamaru said, trying to raise their spirits.
"Yea, stay strong. There is a whole other half to play" Soul said, as they left the field.
Mindy and the others saw this, and Mindy glared at the monstars as they confidently went to their locker room.
"Kid, if you use the death note, they may have to forfeit," Ryuk said to her.
Mindy shook her head at this. "No way, I refuse to go that far" she thought.
"This is a disgrace!" Patty yelled, throwing her pom poms on the ground in anger.
"It will be OK Patty" Penni said, trying to calm her down.
"Not if they keep playing like this, it won't" Liz said with a frown.
"They need to stop playing like they are human! Ed was the most like a toon out there, for crying out loud!" Patty yelled out, as she sat down while crossing her arms with a huff.
Mindy's eyes widened at this, but she smiled. "Patty, you're a genius," she said, as she got up.
"Where are you going?" Liz asked with a raised eyebrow.
"To help Konohamaru. You all get ready to cheer, like real cheerleaders" Mindy said, as she left.
Patty looked confused, as she asked "What did she mean when she said I was a genius?"
-0o0o0o0-
(Locker room)
"Come on you guys, you can't just give up now" Konohamaru said, as he looked at the Tunes look at him with downcast looks.
The doors then burst open, and Mindy barged in. "Ok, you all need to stop acting like pussys!" she yelled out, making everyone look at her.
"Oh great, the great leader is here to yell at us," Daffy said.
"Mindy, you aren't helping," Konohamaru said with a frown.
"Well someone needs to whip them into shape. For fucks sake, Ed was the most like a Tune out there!" Mindy yelled at them.
The Tunes had a bewildered look at this.
"What do you mean, little lady?" Foghorn asked her.
"News flash you idiots, you are the Looney Tunes!" Mindy yelled.
"Yea, and?" Bugs asked, not getting it.
Konohamaru's eyes widened at this, and he smiled. "She's saying you're not playing as you should," he said.
"Exactly. Embrace the Looney in you!" Mindy yelled, pumping her fist in the air.
Bugs eyes widened at this, along with the others. He then got up off his bench. They are right. We should all be ashamed, as we are getting out done by a short stack, with an even shorter temper" he said.
"Hey!" Ed yelled out, not amused.
"Now, who's ready to go kick some butt?" Soul asked the Tunes.
"If we're going out, we're going out, Looney!" Bugs yelled.
The rest of the Tunes cheered at this, as they all followed Bugs out of the locker room.
Konohamaru and his friends smiled at this, as they followed after them.
"Good job Mindy," Konahamaru said with a smile.
"Just get out there coach," Mindy said with a smile.
"I owe you a date for giving us that pep talk," Konahamaru yelled, as he ran off to catch up.
Mindy paused at this, but smiled as she blushed lightly before she ran after them
-0o0o0o0-
(On the court)
"OK girls, let's do this!" Lala yelled, as music started to play over the speakers.
The other cheerleaders started to dance in sync, as they shook their pom poms.
Konohamaru and his team ran out onto the court, and got ready to play.
Bang growled at Daffy as they got ready, but Daffy just growled back and got in his face.
Taz got in Nawt's face with a manic grin.
Porky growled at Bupkus, who just growled back at him.
Konohamaru smiled at this, and nodded at Bugs, who had a confident look on his face.
Bang tossed the ball at Pound, who caught it and started to dribble towards his team's goal.
Suddenly, Bugs drove by on a moped, while dressed as a mailman, and stole the ball from Pound.
"Coming through!" Bugs yelled, as he stopped near his team's goal. "Special delivery!" he yelled, as he threw the ball towards the hoop, where Konohamaru slammed it into the hoop.
The crowd cheered at this, as some waved their flags while others waved giant hands with the index finger raised.
Konahamaru looked at Pound, who had a shocked look on his face. "New game assholes" he said with a smirk, before taking off.
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town at 7th Heaven bar)
Tifa and some of her friends were watching the game, along with some of her patrons.
"Well I'll be damned, that kid actually whipped them into shape" Logan said with a smirk, as he took a drag of his cigar.
"Seems to me they should have been Looney from the start" Tinkerbell said with a smile, as they saw Wile E use explosives to stop Bupkus from scoring.
"I agree with you on that sister" Tifa said with a nod.
They saw Bupkus almost hurt Wille E, when they saw Elmer and Sam stop him, by shooting out his teeth.
"Ha! A pulp fiction reference, I love these guys!" Deadpool yelled, as he drank a bottle of whiskey.
As they watched the game, the Tunes were steadily catching up, as they racked up the points.
-0o0o0o0-
(Back at the game)
Konohamaru and his team were getting ready to set up the next play, when he saw Daffy painting pounds butt red, and laughing.
"What is that idiot doing?" Ed asked with a raised eyebrow.
Konohamaru saw a bull in the audience get mad, and run onto the court towards Pound.
"Hit the deck!" Konohamaru yelled, as he and his team got out of the way, as the bull slammed into Pound, sending him flying while holding onto his butt in pain.
Ed laughed at this, and high-fived Daffy as he had to admit that was hilarious.
Al shook his head, but chuckled as he scored another point.
-0o0o0o0-
(Next play)
Taz was trying to block Bang from making his way to his team's hoop, but was pushed aside.
"Taz!" Konohamaru yelled, as he got Taz's attention, and babbled at him in his own language, as he made a spinning motion with his hand.
Taz smiled at this, and started to spin hard, as Bang jumped to make a slam dunk.
The spinning from Taz actually spun around the world, and when Bang made his dunk it was in the Tunes hoop.
Konohamaru high fived Taz, as he laughed at the confused look on Bang's face.
"Does anyone else understand what just happened?" Maka asked the girls, who all had confused looks on their faces.
"I have no clue," Penni said, as she pulled up a flow chart. "By all accounts, this doesn't make sense," she said, while pointing at the chart.
"Who cares. If it means we are catching up, I'll take it" Star said with a smile.
"Well said," Mindy said with a smile, giving Star a pat on the back.
-0o0o0o0-
(Next play)
Tweety was flying around, when he was blocked by the monstars.
"Hey there little birdy" Bang said menacingly.
"Uh oh" Tweety said, as the Monstars grinned, as they approached him.
Tweety then made a kung fu pose, making the monstars pause.
Tweety then let out a battle cry, as he slammed the back of his fist into Pound's face, and then slammed his forehead into Bupkus' face.
He then kicked Bang in the stomach and flew past Blanko so fast, that his head twisted several times.
"Wow, you actually corrupted the most innocent Looney Tune" Liz said to Mindy, with a shake of her head, as Tweety bit Bupkus hair, and ripped it off his head.
Mindy smiled at this, and nodded in approval of Tweety's response to the monstars attempt to bully him.
Tweety then kicked Bang in the chin, sending him on his back, as Elmer made a basket.
The score was now monstars 66, Tune Squad 62.
"Time out!" a green alien that looked like a business man yelled, as he approached the monstars, with a smoking cigar in his hand.
"OK guys, we just need five more points, and we can win this," Konohamaru said with a smile, as he and his team went to go get a drink of water, during the time out.
"How are you all losing at these Tunes?!" the green alien yelled at the monstars.
"We are trying Mister Swackhammer" Pound said with a scared look, as the others nodded in agreement.
"Well, you're failing. But I guess that's what I expect, from you idiots. You were useless before, and you're useless now!" Swackhammer said, as he stomped on Blanko's foot making him yell out in pain
"Are those guys actually getting bullied?" Kid asked with a bewildered look.
Mindy growled at this, as she hated bullies, even if they were bullying opposing team.
"Hey!" Konohamaru yelled to Swackhammer, causing the alien to turn around.
"You talking to me runt?" Swackhammer asked with a growl.
"Yea, you're crowding the field. So get your fat ass off the field, before I make you" Konohamaru said, as he walked up to him.
"What are you gonna -" Swackhammer was saying, before Konohamaru slammed a Rasengan in his gut, which sent him flying back into his seat, with a crash
"We didn't need your help," Pound said to Konohamaru.
"Obviously, you do. Now let's end this" Konohamaru said, as he returned to his team.
Konohamaru approached his team, who all looked at him with wide eyes at what he just did.
"You idiots crush them, and run out the clock!" Swackhammer yelled at the monstars.
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town, at 7th Heaven)
Everyone was watching the game continue
Wile E was dribbling the ball towards his team's goal, when the monstars charged at him and attacked him, leaving nothing but his eyes and limbs, which held up a sign that said 'Ouch' on it.
The monstars were all attacking the Tunes, racking up fouls and making the people watching the TV start to boo.
"They are playing dirty now" Mando said with an edge in his voice, as they watched.
They saw Bupkus squish Daffy, who in his daze messed with him, thinking he was his mommy.
"And even then, karma gets them," Lulu said with a chuckle.
-0o0o0o0-
(Back with Konohamaru)
Konohamaru looked at his team, and sighed as most of them were all hurt and he needed a 5th player.
Konohamaru had himself, Bugs, Lola and Al and he needed to choose a new player.
"OK, time to bring you in," Konohamaru said to the Road Runner.
"Meep meep!" the Road Runner said, ready to go.
"Why did you wait so long to put him in?" Al asked, as they got ready to play.
"I figured he's the fastest on the team, and it's best to use that speed when we need it most," Konohamaru said with a shrug.
"Good idea doc. They won't get used to him in time to react" Bugs said with a grin.
"OK. R.R., steal the ball and…." Konahamaru said, as he whispered into the Road Runner's ear.
The Road Runner's eyes widened, as he smiled and nodded at Konohamaru.
They heard the start whistle, as Blanko had the ball, and before he could react, the Road Runner ran around him, making a whirlwind of smoke.
"A smokescreen, looks like Konahamaru is using ninja moves," Mindy said with a smile.
Blanko was looking around in confusion, and before he could react, the Road Runner had grabbed the ball from him with his hair, and looked at him.
"Meep meep!" he yelled as he stuck his tongue out, before he threw the ball to Al, who caught it and ran for the goal.
Before he could shoot the ball, the other monstars jumped at him and crushed him. But when the last monstar landed, it sent the ball through the Tunes hoop from the 3 point line.
"Alphonse!" Star yelled, as she ran onto the field with her wand ready. "Get off of him now!" she yelled at the monstars.
"Make me" Pound said with a smirk.
Star scowled, as her wand glowed brightly, as she aimed at the monstars. "Get the fuck of him, now!" she yelled, as she fired at them.
Her spell summoned what looked like a swarm of crabs, which attacked the monstars who ran off screaming, revealing a flattened Al.
"Alphonse!" Star yelled, as she approached and tapped Al with her wand, making him reform back to normal.
"I'm OK, just let me sit down for a moment" Al said, as he wobbled back to the bench.
"You're done playing," Star said, sounding worried.
"But Star, I'm not actually hur -" Al was saying, before Star glared at him.
"Your. Done. Playing." Star said, with an edge in her voice.
Al gulped as he nodded his head, and sat down on the bench.
"Woah, who knew that Star had a mean streak," Maka said.
"Well, we all have our limits. Apparently, Al getting hurt is hers" Liz said.
"I actually find it cute," Penni said with a smile.
"How the heck did Al do that?" Konohamaru asked Bugs curiously.
"What, you mean get flattened? Oh, anyone can do that, even you. Watch" Bugs said, as he grabbed Daffy and stretched his head towards Konohamaru.
"No sweat, this is Looney Tune land!" Daffy said in a high pitched voice.
Konohamaru nodded at Daffy, as he looked at the score, and saw it was 66 monstars 65 Tune Squad, with only 10 seconds left.
"10 seconds? OK, we need a plan" as he gathered his team of himself, Bugs, Daffy, Lola and Soul.
"OK, so what's the plan?" Lola asked him.
"Best that I can think of is one of you get the ball, get it to me and I'll go all out and score," Konohamaru said with a shrug.
"All out? You've been holding back?" Daffy asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"I can't go too nuts with my chakra, I have a limit" Konohamaru said, as they all got ready for the final play.
"Hey Daffy" Soul said, as he approached the duck. "I have an idea" he said, as he pointed at Pound, who was getting ready for when his team passed him the ball.
"Uh huh?" Daffy asked Soul.
Soul leaned down, and whispered into Daffy's ear as Daffy smiled. "Oh, that's good. I approve" he said, as he rubbed his hands together in excitement.
"OK, let's all play fair," Marvin said, as he gave the ball to Bupkus, who slapped Marvin away once he had the ball.
"OK, let's do this!" Konohamaru said with his team.
Daffy put on a crash helmet, and took a ready stance. "It's gut check time" he said, as he moved his legs and made a gun cocking noise.
When Bupkus passed the ball at Pound, Daffy took off and slammed himself into his gut, as he caught the ball, making him drop the ball.
This made the crowd cheer, as they chanted "Daffy! Daffy!"
Soul instantly grabbed the ball, before he started to dribble it, and when Nawt got to him, he passed it to Lola. But she was instantly confronted by Blanko and Bang.
Lola quickly passed to Daffy, but Blanko smacked him. "That's mine" he said with a smile, as he picked up the ball.
"Not today!" Bugs said, as he grabbed the ball with his ears and threw it.
The ball made it back to Soul, who saw Blanko approaching him. He then made his arm turn into a scythe blade, and tripped him.
Soul saw Konohamaru running towards his team's goal, and passed it to him.
"You're mine!" Pound yelled, as he ran at Konohamaru.
Konohamaru made a cross sign, and in a puff of smoke he made several Shadow Clones, who charged at Pound.
Two clones kneed Pound in the chin, and some on his shoulders as he was stunned from the attack.
The real Konohamaru jumped on top of his clone's shoulders, where his clones grabbed Konohamaru's legs, and threw him at the hoop, unknowing that an angel behind them flapped his wings, powering up their throw.
Konohamaru flew at the hoop like a bullet, and slammed the ball through the hoop, right as the buzzer went off, but also slammed into the hoop, breaking the glass.
The crowd cheered at this, as the final score was monstars 66 Tune Squad 67.
"The Tunes win!" the announcer yelled over the crowd's cheers.
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town, 7th Heaven Bar)
Everyone in the bar were cheering at this, as they either hugged or high fived each other.
Well, almost everyone.
"I really wanted to see that kid stretch. I was even gonna say, Gum Gum Slam Dunk to make it sound like an actual technique" Deadpool said, as he drank his bottle of whiskey. He then looked up, as he said "Why've you done this to me, Author-San?"
-0o0o0o0-
(Back with Konohamaru and the others)
The entire team ran at Konohamaru to check on him, but he instantly got up and met them in a group hug.
"Not bad, ninja boy," Bugs said with a smile, patting him on the shoulder.
"Thanks. Thankfully, I didn't feel a thing" Konohamaru said, as he groaned slightly. "Well, mostly," he said.
"Losers!" Swackhammer yelled at the monstars, as he stomped over to them.
"Sorry," the monstars said together.
"Choke artists!" he yelled at them, as he waved his hand around holding his cigar, causing some ash to fly from it.
"Sorry again" the monstars said, with sad looks on their faces.
"Wait until I get you losers back on Moron Mountain!" Swackhammer said, as he made threatening motions with his hands.
"Why do you take this asshole's abuse?" Mindy asked them.
"Because he's bigger," Blanko said, with fear in his voice.
"He's bigger than we..used..to..be" the monstars all said together. "Wait a minute" they said, as they glared at Swackhammer.
"What are you doing?" Swackhammer asked nervously, backing away from them.
"Come here!" the monstars said, as they grabbed him and grabbed some equipment, and in a few moments, Swackhammer was made into a makeshift rocket.
The Tunes smiled at this, as the rocket went off and fired, sending Swackhammer through the roof.
"Feels good to be free, huh?" Konohamaru said with a smile at the monstars.
The monstars smiled at this, as they nodded.
"So, what are you gonna do now?" Vivi asked the monstars curiously.
"Excuse me, Mr Bunny. But can we stay here?" Pound asked, nervously playing with his fingers.
Before Bugs could answer, Konohamaru approached. "I think it's a good idea. Think about it, you don't have any fighters here right?" he asked Bugs.
"Ahhh, bodyguards," Bugs said with a look of understanding.
Konohamaru nodded at this. "OK, you five. You can stay, but under one condition" he said to the monstars.
"Name it" Pound said, as his team nodded behind him.
"You are bodyguards of this world, and you all protect the Tunes of this world from the heartless and anything else that may come here with bad intentions" Konohamaru said, with his arms crossed.
The monstars nodded, and pulled out some blasters. "They won't get anywhere near them boss," Pound said to Konohamaru, while pumping his alien blaster that looked like a shotgun.
"Hey Kono, let's go celebrate with the Tunes!" Soul yelled out.
"Oooo, I wanna go!" Lala said excitedly.
"OK ok, let's go" Konohamaru said with a smile, as they followed the Tunes.
-0o0o0o0-
(Traverse Town)
"Well, at least those kids actually saved that world," Tsunade said with a smile, as the broadcast of the game ended.
"We should send someone to go get those kids," L said, as he ate a piece of cake.
"I already sent someone," Yen Sid said, leaning back in his chair.
"Who'd you send?" Yan Lin asked curiously.
"I sent someone the Elric brothers are familiar with," Yen Sid said with a smile.
"Oh, you sent mustang?" Yan Lin asked him with a raised eyebrow.
"No. I sent someone who will make them come home" Yen Sid said.
Tsunade thought about this, and her eyes widened. "Oh kami. You sent Izumi, didn't you? she asked.
Yen Sid nodded at this. "Those kids are eventually gonna end up fighting something that they aren't ready for, and she will make them return home" he said, as he leaned on the table.
"That, or scare them to death," Tsunade said with a chuckle, as she knew how Izumi was.
-0o0o0o0-
(The next day)
Konohamaru and his friends were heading back to the ship, and saw Bugs waiting for them.
"Hey doc, I wanted to tell you Traverse Town got in touch with us" Bugs said, as he leaned against a tree while chewing a carrot.
"You didn't tell them about us, did you?" Konohamaru asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"They already knew doc. They saw the whole game, and apparently they are sending someone after you. Some woman named Curtis" Bugs said with a shrug.
Ed and Al paled hearing that. "Everyone, get on the damn ship!" Ed yelled out, as the two brothers ran up the gangplank.
"OK ok. Anything else Bugs?" Konohamaru asked.
"Yea. We are sending a nurse to help take care of Naruto, as thanks to you guys" Bugs said with a grin.
"Oh? And who would that be?" Konohamaru asked curiously.
Bugs put his carrot in his mouth as he pulled a picture out of his glove, and held it up so they could see.
Suddenly, Yakko and Wakko appeared out of nowhere. "Helloooo nurse!" they yelled out with hearts in their eyes.
"Boys" Dot said with a sigh, as she shook her head.
"Of course you sent her," Mindy said with a roll of her eyes.
"Where have you loons been?" Bugs asked the Warners.
"We have been exploring the ship," Wakko said.
"Look what I found in the grape heads room!" Wakko said, as he held up what looked like leopard skin panties.
"You freaks went in my room?!" Mindy yelled out in anger, with steam coming out of her ears as her face went red.
"Wow, that's quite a statement Mindy," Penni said with wide eyes.
"Those aren't mine," Mindy said.
"It says Mindy on the tag," Yakko said.
"That's it!" Mindy yelled, as she started to chase the Warners.
"Run away sibs!" Yakko yelled, as he and his siblings took off.
"If I ever see you again, I'll skin you myself!" Mindy yelled after them, while shaking her fist in the air.
"Relax kid, it's not so bad. If anything, it makes you attractive" Ryuk said as he cackled behind her.
Mindy growled at this, but before she could say anything there was a massive explosion nearby in the city.
Konohamaru and the others frowned at this.
"Looks like we aren't done here yet" Konohamaru said, as him and his friends headed for the city to see who or what was attacking.
-0o0o0o0-
(The city)
In the city, Kimblee and Pride were attacking the city.
"I still say I don't need your help" Kimblee said to Pride with a huff.
"Normally, I wouldn't waste my time helping you human. But father ordered me to help you" Pride said, as his living shadows attacked some buildings nearby.
"Hey!" Konohamaru yelled, as he and his friends arrived.
"Ah, the ones who killed Lust are here" Pride said with a scowl at them, as his shadows gained some teeth and eyes which glowed at them.
Mindy looked at Kimblee, and scowled along with Ed and Al.
"Careful guys, that's the crimson alchemist Solf J. Kimblee" Mindy said in warning.
"Oh? Have I threatened you before?" Kimblee asked Mindy with a raised eyebrow in curiosity.
"I know all of the names of the scumbags that escaped from the Traverse Town prison, three years ago" Mindy said with a glare.
Kimblee smiled at this. "And I bet you use those names, don't you?" he asked with a knowing grin.
Mindy.s eyes widened at this. "Fuck" she thought in worry.
"Enough of this. Let's end this" Pride said, as his shadows attacked.
Konohamaru rushed in, summoning up two shadow clones, with each wielding a kunai while running full speed at their opponents. Pride smirked, as the shadows underneath him began once Konohamaru was in range as spikes shot up, intending to pierce the boy. But he and his clones managed to dodge the incoming attacks by jumping over the pillars.
Kimblee smirked, grabbing the clone by his face and blowing it to nothing, but once the cloud vanished Maka and Mindy were right in front of him, with each of their blades slashing him across the chest as blood sprung up from his wound. But the mad alchemists only smirked, licking his lips as he reached out to grab the girl's, when a pillar of stone pushed him a distance away from them, courtesy of Ed and Al.
Penni took aim with her mech, and fired off several missiles towards Pride, as a barrier of shadows sprung up, absorbing the missiles into themselves.
"What the?" Penni shouted.
"Penni, watch out!" Kid shouted, as shadow appeared behind her with an open mouth, firing off a barrage of missiles upon the young webslinger, which struck her in the back.
"Bastard!" Ed shouted, kicking and swinging at Pride, who either evaded his attacks or blocked with his shadows, before striking back at him with his shadows.
Kimblee grabbed a few pieces of rock, before tossing them at Mindy and Maka. But a massive barrier of bubbles appeared, taking the projectiles and popping on impact but containing the explosions.
"Narwhal blast!" Star shouted, firing off a large narwhal blast at Kimblee, who pierced through his hand.
"Aaaahhh!" Kimblee shouted in pain, but smirked looking at his bleeding hand licking up the blood.
"Guys, I've got a plan!" Star said to her friends, looking over at the others.
"What is it?" Mindy asked her.
"Hit me! Attack with your best attacks, now!" Star shouted, confusing her friends
"What?! Star, are you crazy?" Konohamaru shouted
"Just trust me!" Star shouted, holding up the wand. Konohamaru fired off a Rasengan, Mindy tossed three grenades, Al tossed a tree, Vivi fired off a lightning blast and Kid fired off several rounds of bullets. Star concentrated on creating a portal to suck in all the attacks.
"What was that going to do, simply waste our time?" Pride ruanted
"No...Just a distraction." Star smiled, as a portal opened behind Pride and Kimblee, with a second one in front of them and a third above.
"Dimension Bombardment!" Star declared, as suddenly several attacks came out of the portals blasting them, rainbow beams, shining emerald snake strike, and narwhal blasts all came out of them, alongside the other attacks striking the two residents of the world of alchemy.
"That was mildly impressive, but unfortunately it's not enough to..." Pride was cut off when a massive dragon erupted from the portal above, diving downwards and biting down on Pride unleashing an explosion of rainbow energy and blasting Kimblee away from the scene. Maka appeared behind him, slashing his back while Kid fired off a round of bullets hitting his legs.
Star fell to her knees breathing heavily, having used a good amount of magic in that bombardment attack.
"Stand back Star. Mindy, Maka, Kid, Ed and I will handle it from here on out. Al, you take them back, and have Lala heal them with some of her tech" Konohamaru instructed, running at Kimblee with Ed not far behind him.
Kimblee picked up a few rocks, and threw them at them.
The rocks then exploded, making Konohamaru and his friends separate to avoid the blasts.
Mindy then jumped out of the smoke, and threw some daggers at Kimblee.
Before the knives could strike Kimblee, Pride's shadows blocked the knives, and then the shadows flew at Mindy, ready to tear her to bits.
"Mindy!" Konohamaru yelled, as he ran towards her.
"Not so fast hero" Kimblee said with a cruel smirk, as he snapped his fingers.
Spots on Konohamaru and his friends then glowed, and exploded which wounded them all, making them drop to the ground in pain.
"Fuck!" Mindy yelled, as she held her bleeding shoulder.
Kimblee approached Konohamaru with a smirk. "Game over kid" he said, as he held out his hand and the transmutation circle on his palm glowed.
Mindy tried to move, but she couldn't. She then looked at her armband, and opened it showing a slip of paper.
"Damn it" she thought, as she grabbed it and wrote on it with her blood.
Kimblee's hand was inches from Konohamaru's face, when he stopped and grabbed his chest with a grimace of pain.
"What? But how?! She doesn't have…" Kimblee thought, as he looked at Mindy and saw a slip of paper in her hands.
He then started to laugh maniacally at this, as he fell to his knees. "Yes! Death! It's closing in! One who spreads death and destruction, must accept their pursuit! He will never be far from either! What can be more beautiful than doing a job that puts your soul at risk?! That's what it means to be alive!" he yelled out, as he soon stopped laughing and fell to the floor.
"What's happening?" Pride yelled, but he then grabbed his chest and fell to the ground.
"W-what the hell was that?" Maka asked, as she held the wound on her leg.
"I think they are dead," Soul said, as he carefully stood up.
Pride then got up, as his chest sparked with red energy. He then looked at Mindy, who put the piece of death note in her mouth and swallowed it.
Pride then smiled at this, and started to laugh. "Oh, this is hilarious. A wannabe hero playing God!" he said as he laughed.
"What are you talking about?" Kid asked, as he got up and aimed his pistols at Pride.
Pride smirked at this, as he saw the panic in Mindy's eyes.
Before he could speak, a darkness portal opened up behind him and Envy came out.
"Father says to come back at once" Envy said.
Pride scowled at this. "Fine" he said, as he looked at Mindy. "See you soon, false God have fun with your 'notebook'" he said with emphasis, as he laughed again before he left through the portal, along with Envy.
Kid had a bewildered look on his face, as he looked at Mindy.
As he thought about all the weird things happening with her lately. "Talking to nothing, missing apples, mysterious deaths," he thought to himself.
His eyes then widened in realization, as he remembered something about a weapon that his father told him about. That it was worse than any spell a Witch could use, or weapon that could be made. "A Death Note" he whispered.
"What's a Death Note, Kid?" Liz asked, as she and Patty turned from pistols to human.
Kid looked at Mindy with a frown.
"Damn it" Mindy thought, as everyone looked at her curiously.
-0o0o0o0-
ending 2 by neostardustdragon
Black wings spread out as feathers fell everywhere as seven shadows appeared circling around
Konohamaru, and his friends standing traders then at night, the lights flash down on each one of them. Each one with a sullen expression Mindy clutches her chest tightly as black feathers spread out over the town.
Dare ni mo mirenai yume wo mite
Iranai mono wa subete suteta
Yuzurenai omoi
Kono mune ni yadoshite
A naked Mindy stands alone in a void of darkness, a picture of her smiling happily with her parents rotates behind, a tear falls down her eyes. Konohamaru sits alone in an alley as the rain pours down clutching his goggles tightly.
Ed, and Al sit on steps as the wind blows, while Vivi stands behind them, Star looks to the sky while Death the Kid stands leaning on a nearby building. Mindy stands in a dark void as purple angel wings sprout out from her back various images in her life flash before ending on a pair of red eyes. Soul kneeling down baring his fangs Lala looking sad and trying not to cry.
Mada riaru idearu no hazama ni ite
Gisei no kaze ni ashi wo torarete mo
Afureru shoudou wo osae kirenai
Tsuyoku motomeru kokoro
Ga aru kara
Mindy walks alone down a dark path of emptiness, an apple spins showing her saddened reflection as she wanders the darkness alone. A pair of feet run down the path of darkness as Mindy wanders alone as a pair of arms wrap around her protectively, shocking her as she bites her lip and a tear falls down her eyes.
Mindy, and Konohamaru look behind them to see the others looking over at them with smiles on their faces as the girl looked at them with warm tears in her eyes as Konohamaru pulls her towards her friends
Itsuwari" "osore" "kyoshoku" "urei"
Samazama na negatibu ni
Torawareru hodo yowaku wa nai
Kodoku mo shiranu TRICKSTER
An image of kingdom hearts appears hovering over travers down showing a winged shadow flying through the sky an image of Ryuk appears happily chomping on an apple.
Yea that's right, Space Jam is a world.
Bugs and the other Looney Tunes showed up in Roger Rabbit, so again another loophole.
Will there be other loopholes? You all should know by now lol.
Stay safe people, and hopefully we can get through this COVID crisis.