Shinobi of Twilight

by Kfbanime87

Naruto lost his home to the darkness when Kaguya made a desperate move to stop her sealing, now he is on a quest to save other worlds and find his friends this is a reboot of old Kingdom Hearts story with help from my co-author Power of magic. NarutoxHarem cowritten with Thanatos125

23. Chapter 23

Shinobi of Twilight

opening 3 by newstardustdragon101

Fight butsukatte hamukatte

Sore ga boku tachi no Hard Knock Days

Heibon na mainichi ja kawaki iyasenai

Here We Go itsudatte nigenaide

Kazeatari tsuyoku ikiteyukou

Gooru mada tooku

Susumubeki Hard Knock Days

Woh.. Woh.. Woh..Woh..

A giant blast erupted from the side of a mountain, Tifa adjusted her gloves, Nero gripped his sword Chuni-Li cracked her knuckles, Cammy smirked, Bayonetta held up her rifle, Max coughed up a bit, Ashoka had her lightsaber ready, Minda cupped her hands under her chin, Greed punched his palm with a greedy grin and Pikachu's cheeks sparked.

They all rushed forward jumping out of the hole in the mountain with looks of excitement.

Let's do it again sou doredake, Baby

Tachiagareba My Dream Come True

Towareru kakugo no tsuyosa

Tamesareteru youna Everyday

The Gummy Mk2 flies throughout the space of other worlds, Naruto lays out on the deck looking off into the distance seeing the various worlds. Konohamaru and Naruto spar against each other while their friends look on Tifa and Mindy smiling at the boys excitement. Tsunade groaned watching the stooges mess up while Jessica chuckles. Naruto, Grogu slurp down some ramen. As Nico holds up Nero's new bill making him do a spit take.

Hey Let's Go

Iiwake de chiisaku matomaru ki nakute

Hey Let's Go

Tobidashita sekai wa araburu noo ruuru

Karaburi no sukima ni sematteta genjitsu kauntaa

Yousha naku Beat Me Hit Me mata taoretemo Oh

Mou ichido tachiagari mae wo mita mono dake ga

Saigo ni warau nosa Only Winner

(We gotta go todoku made Glory Road)

Naruto runs through space as various worlds the grand line, mushroom kingdom, hyrule,the Ant Colony along side various keyblades and the friends he's made. Logan slashed at several Heartless, while Mando covered him with his blasters.

13 shadows loom overhead with glowing red eyes as a pair of yellow eyes open up behind them shining brightly. A hand reaches out towards Naruto blasting him away forcing him to skid along the ground before charging forward as the Gummy Mk2 came up his friends smiling bright at him.

Naruto smirked drawing his keyblade as his friends held out their hands to him.

Fight butsukatte hamukatte

Sore ga boku tachi no Hard Knock Days

Heibon na mainichi ja kawaki iyasenai

Here We Go itsudatte nigenaide

Kazeatari tsuyoku ikiteyukou

Gooru mada tooku susumubeki michi

Naruto swung his keyblade shifting through his Drive forms, firing off a rasen-slash unleashing a spiraling blast of blue chakra. Tifa gathered energy into her fist and shot out a powerful burst of yellow energy, Chun-Li sends out several fiery kicks while Cammy punches at the air as they stand back to back smiling. Nero swings his sword as his blue wings spread out, Bayonetta winks kissing her gun as she fires off several bullets while her clothing vanishes, Max swings his shield like a boomerang, smiling giving an a-hyaku.

Greed smiled madly as he went into his unbreakable form. Ashoka swung her lightsaber and sent a force push forward, Midna chuckles as she sits atop pikachu's head as he suddenly expands into Gigantomax form, they all gathered around him flashing wide smiles.

Naruto old and new team ran along a wide trail with several friends close behind them, Naruto soon ran pass a young man who looked like his twin wearing an organization cloak he held up his hand coated in red chakra as an image of Kurama appeared behind before thrusting out a blast of chakra.

Chun-Li kicked away a Heartless, Cammy punched away a Heartless, Nero sliced one away, Bayonetta fired off her bullets as Pikachu gave off a large blast of lighting

Fight kechirashite tsuyogatte

Sore ga boku tachi no Hard Knock Days

Bunan na sentaku? sonnano aru wake nai

Here We Go itsudatte saikou de

Atosaki nante kangaezu ni yukou

Negai wo tabanete

Susumubeki Hard Knock Days

Woh.. Woh..say

Hikari no saki Make My Day

Woh..

Naruto stood back to back to his nobody twin narrowing their eyes, an armored figure stood within the keyblade graveyard, Naruto ran towards kingdom hearts as Kurama's nobody stood in his way both raising their fist towards each other.

-0o0o0o0-

(With Konohamaru)

Konohamaru's Keyblade clashed with fathers barrier, sending several sparks flying as he blocked his attacks again and again.

"Why do you persist when you know you'll only perish?" Father asked him.

"Because I refuse to let scumbags like you win!" Konohamaru shouted in defiance.

"You can't win alone, even with a Keyblade boy!" Father told him, as his barrier sent him skidding back.

Suddenly, his barrier activated again by blocking bullets.

"He's not alone, asshole!" Mindy yelled out, with her pistols read.

"Ah, the so-called hero who plays God, dealing out death on a whim" Father said, as he mockingly bowed to Mindy.

"I would watch my mouth, dwarf in the flask," Mindy said with a smirk.

Father paused at this, and glared at Mindy.

"Gotta say, that's a really retarded name" Mindy told him with a grin.

Konohamaru snorted at this and smiled. "That's his name?" he asked with a laugh.

"It's inconsequential that you know it. Your notebook would never affect me. After all, I am further beyond all you worthless humans" Father told her, trying to keep his composure.

"Oh, I know the death note can't kill you. That's why I used it more creatively" Mindy said with an even wider smirk.

"Whatever you did won't matter. I am above all of you humans!" Father shouted, as he rushed at Mindy.

Suddenly, a figure was in front of him and when Father looked at the figure, his eyes widened along with Konohamaru's.

"Are you sure about that?" Naruto asked his Keyblade out.

"Big bro!" Konohamaru shouted in shock and happiness.

"Uzumaki!" Father growled at Naruto.

"Got a Keyblade now, huh Konohamaru. We'll definitely catch up later, but first this is the prick who attacked the town huh?" Naruto said, his sight never leaving Father.

"I am way worse than that fool Ansem! I have the power of a million souls powering me! I am a God!" Father yelled out.

Naruto glared at father after hearing this. "That a fact? Then I won't feel guilty for killing you, a million and one times then!" Naruto told him.

"We have to make him keep using his powers. Eventually he will run out and die. Just like his children did" Konohamaru said.

"Do you believe the three of you are enough to beat me?" Father asked with a sneer.

Suddenly father's barrier activated, as caps shield struck it along with Thor's Hammer.

"Who said they were alone?" Steve asked, as he, Thor, Tony and the Hulk arrived.

Naruto, Konohamaru and Mindy smiled upon seeing other heroes arriving.

"It's amusing that you all think you stand a chance against me" Father told them with a growl.

"Oh we definitely have a chance" Tifa said, as she slugged her palm as she, Wolverine, and Tsunade arrived as well to help out.

"I'm surprised you all could handle my Heartless. I suppose I should summon one more worthy of you!" Father yelled out, as a burst of darkness appeared behind him, which soon produced a massive Heartless that looked like Shukaku. The Heartless roared in rage before it's foes.

"Another biju heartless….perfect" Naruto said, remembering what happened with Kurama and making his anger spike, at seeing another tailed beast lose it's heart..

"Indeed. The organization gave him to me just in case I wanted to attack this pathetic town!" Father shouted, having had enough of these heroes interfering. As soon as he said this, before anyone could ask him what he was on about, he vanished in a flash of red lightning. Teleporting away from the fight between the heroes and the heartless Biju.

"Not so fast asshole!" Naruto growled, as he used his sage senses to track down father who wasn't far. While the others stayed behind, to deal with the heartless Shukaku.

The heartless Shukaku soon summoned some black sand, and sent it to the heroes. The heroes dodged the sand and started the fight.

Thor blocked a sand spear with his hammer, and saw a tall woman in a white dress nearby. The woman leaped into the air standing next to Mindy as she pulled out her pistols. The Shukaku heartless seeing this sent a sand blast at the woman.

The sand struck the woman and destroyed her white dress, and in a flash of magic, the woman now was in a black skintight outfit, with what looked like feathers attracted to her outfit. The woman was wearing glasses and had black hair that was cut short

"You know, that blond Keyblader was cute. And I was oh so really hoping to speak with him. But I suppose I have a Tanuki to stuff first," she said with a sigh.

The woman then made four blue double barreled guns appear. Two in her hands, and 2 on the back of her feet. She then struck a pose and pointed a pistol at the heartless. "Let's dance!" she yelled with a grin.

"I like this chick!" Mindy yelled, loading her own pistols ready to lay the smackdown on the heartless.

They then heard a car honking, and they saw it was Deadpool and Nero driving their cars towards them, with everyone in the cars.

"Weeeeeeeeeee!" Deadpool shouted crazily, as his car drove straight into the heartless Shukaku's leg.

"You idiot! You trashed my ride!" Max yelled at Deadpool, who was carrying Anko as they all jumped out of the car.

"Aw come on! That was totally awesome!" Deadpool shouted.

Behind Deadpool, some black sand approached him, but in a burst the woman shot the sand making it explode.

"Focus, this will take all of us," she said.

Deadpool looked at the woman. "Oh. Of course Author-Sama couldn't resist adding Bayonetta, since the smash announcement! And rocking her second game look too! Harem boy, you lucky bastard!" he yelled as he pulled out his katanas.

The now-named Bayonetta quirked an eyebrow at Deadpool. "How did he know my name?" she asked, while looking at Anko.

The snake user shrugged. "It's easier to just roll with it honestly," Anko answered.

"Focus. For now, let's all focus on taking this asshole out!" Konohamaru yelled, as he fired a Blizzara spell at Shukaku's heartless.

"Side Plot boy is right! Let's cut this beast down to size. And those sizes to pieces. And then those pieces to shreds." Deadpool said, as he ran at Shukaku.

Konohamaru rolled his eyes, as he saw Zudomon running over. "You ok partner?" he asked his Digimon friend.

"I'm fine. Let's take this guy out!" Zudomon said, as he readied his hammer. Konohamaru's digivice glowed with a bright light at this and engulfed Zudomon. "Zudomon digivolve to….Vikemon!" he yelled out.

Vikemon was a large mammal Digimon that resembled a viking and a walrus. He had two large canine-like teeth, and white fur that covered his entire body except around his blue eyes and hands which revealed a black skin. He wore a red viking helmet, along with a yellow fur coat that had what appears to be the limbs hanging around its neck, an X-shaped harness around its chest with the ring as its center, a red loincloth, with belts wrapped around its fists, and a ring on each finger. He also had two large round shields on his shoulders for defensive maneuvers, and two large maces on his back.

Everyone was surprised, as the new Digimon was now slightly bigger than the giant Shukaku heartless. "Whoa" Konohamaru said, surprised at his partner's new appearance.

"Ah, a worthy warrior!" Thor yelled out upon seeing Vikemon.

"You two can tango later. Let's finish this thing now" Mindy said, firing her pistols at Shukaku.

Shukaku fired some sand tendrils to attack the heroes. Vikemon shot forward, and blocked the sand attack with his shoulder, which had shield styled pauldrons, into Shukaku's heartless. This sent the Shukaku heartless into a building.

"Hey, watch where you send him fluffy!" Tony yelled, as he hovered in the air.

"Stark, that's Scrooge's building. What do you care?" Deadpool asked him.

"Well, we are all one town right?" Tony asked.

"So you'll finance his repairs then?" Anko asked him, as she threw some kunai and shuriken at the heartless Biju.

"I wouldn't go that far," Tony said, as he blasted at Shukaku with a laser beam.

"Arctic Blizzard!" Vikemon yelled, as he summoned a massive amount of ice, engulfing Shukaku's heartless, trapping him inside.

"Light him up!" Kid yelled, as he twirled Patty and Liz in their pistol forms, and fired at Shukaku. Mindy and Bayonetta joined him in rapid pistol blasts.

Penni opened fire on Shukaku, with missiles and bombs from her mech

Maka and Soul synchronized their power, and Soul's blade grew to massive size. "Genie Hunter!" Soul and Maka yelled together as they slashed, sending a massive wave of energy, which cut into the Shukaku heartless.

Ed and Al clapped their hands together, and slammed them on the floor, making a massive amount of spikes appear underneath the trapped heartless.

Star and Vivi attacked with their wands, blasting the trapped heartless.

Nero was firing his pistol at the trapped heartless.

Deadpool in his infinite wisdom, was attacking the heartless the only way he could. With a random ice pick.

"Sweetie, use this," Anko said, handing her boyfriend a medieval mace.

"Thanks babe! Time to go Sauron on this bitch!" he shouted, swinging the mace now.

"What do you see in that idiot?" Tifa asked Anko with a raised eyebrow.

"He makes me laugh," Anko said with a smile, as she sent snakes towards the heartless to poison it.

"Doesn't seem worth the headache" Tifa said, as she slammed her fist into the heartless.

"Oh, like your boy toy is worth it? I don't judge your love life, so you don't judge mine" Anko told her.

"Love life? Ha!" Deadpool yelled, as he laughed and smacked at the Shukaku heartless with his mace.

"Oh yea, you still haven't tapped that huh?" Anko asked Tifa teasingly.

"Nope. Author-Sama has been holding back on the lemons for this fic at least!" Deadpool yelled out.

Tifa growled at this, and punched at Shukaku even more. Breaking a large piece of ice, which she then proceeded to javelin into the trapped Heartless.

The ice started to shake some more, as Shukaku started to try and get free.

"Looks like it's time to go all out" Bayonetta said, as she smirked and struck a pose, as her outfit disappeared and became a massive amount of living hair, which shot forward, and turned into what looked like a giant demon.

"Woah" Mindy said, her eyes wide in surprise.

"Yeah. It's made from her hair, and not the hair on her head ewwww!" Deadpool said with a shudder.

"What is this lass?" Thor asked, as he caught his hammer.

Deadpool pulled out a book that had a picture of Bayonetta on it that said Bayonetta 2: Strategy Guide. "She's an Umbran witch, one of the few ones left" he said, as he looked up with what looked like nerd glasses on his face.

Thor paled at this.

"Does that mean something to you?" Steve asked him curiously.

"An Umbran witch is said to be one of the most powerful of magic users" Thor said, worried about what she could do to their home.

"Relax. I find this town quite lovely, so I will be helping it stay intact" Bayonetta said, as her hair demon attacked the Shukaku heartless, boring into him and making it scream out in pain.

The demon soon started chomping on the heartless, and eventually the heartless burst into smoke as it died. The demon then roared in victory, as it disappeared and Bayonetta's outfit reappeared on her body.

"Jeez, this chick could have done that from the start?" Tony asked, slightly intimidated.

"If that blond had stuck around, I probably would've so I could see his reaction. I heard he is quite shy, but likes strength" Bayonetta said with a grin.

They all then heard booms and explosions nearby.

"Looks like big bro needs backup" Konohamaru said, as he readied his Keyblade.

"You kids can fight, but after this we're having a serious conversation about your escapades" Captain America told them, knowing they needed as many people fighting as they could against this threat.

"Yeah, there is still a lot of heartless in town," Black Widow said as she arrived.

Suddenly, a ring portal opened as Sonic and his friends ran through it.

"Hey Kono! Need some help?" Sonic asked with a smile.

"Yeah. We need you, Tails, Knuckles and Amy to help clean out the heartless in town" Konohamaru told the hedgehog.

"On it, and I may have one more who can help." Sonic said with a grin.

A black blur ran through the portal, as a blue plane followed him. The black blur was a black hedgehog, with red in his quills.

"You have another brother?" Star asked curiously, as this new hedgehog looked like Sonic.

Sonic chuckled at this. "Nah, Shadow here is just a new friend we made. Get this, Robotnik had him locked up in his lab, before you all helped take out his base" he said.

Shadow looked at Konohamaru with interest. "So, you are the Keyblader that helped free me" he said, crossing his arms.

"Yea?" Konohamaru said, as this new hedgehog looked at him.

"Then I owe you a favor" Shadow said, intedning on repaying this debt in full.

"Well, we could use help with the heartless here," Vivi said.

Shadow nodded at this, and looked at Sonic. "Hope you can keep up fake,'' he said, as he took off running, leaving an orange streak of light past Mindy.

"Did that hedgehog just take one of my guns?" Mindy asked angrily, seeing one of her guns was gone.

"Yea, Shadow is like that" Sonic said with a chuckle, as he took off after Shadow with Tails, Knuckles and Amy close behind on a plane.

"OK, who the hell was that?" Tony asked Konohamaru, who had his face plate up so that everyone saw his shocked expression.

"Just some friends we made when we liberated their world from some dictator," Mindy said with a shrug.

"You all helped defeat a dictator?" Steve asked, surprised these kids were that capable.

"I'm gonna need a drink after today" Tony said exasperated, as he rubbed his forehead.

"Drink yourself stupid later. Naruto needs our help!" Tifa yelled out.

"Indeed. Let us go help our fellow warrior!" Thor yelled, with Mjölnir raised high in the air.

Everyone nodded, as they took off towards where the explosions were.

Vikemon grabbed Konohamaru, and put him on his shoulder as he ran ahead.

"Jeez, that kid may become a problem if he's packing a monster like that" Tony said, taking note of how Vikemon took orders from Konohamaru.

"You should ask his harem girls about his real monster. Haha. I'll be here all week folks" Deadpool called out, giving two thumbs up.

Mindy blushed at this, and shot Deadpool in the nuts, making him scream out in a high pitched voice "Worth itttttttt!"

-0o0o0o0-

(With Naruto)

Naruto was still chasing father, who kept blocking every strike with his barrier.

"That barrier is getting old asshole!" Naruto growled, as he fired a massive lightning attack at him, which he still blocked as he ran.

Father scowled at this, as he knew that Naruto was indeed draining his power, and if he kept attacking, he would eventually have to stop using his shield.

Father then saw a group of civilians nearby, and grinned. "Time to recharge a bit" he thought to himself, as he rushed at the 4 civilians.

Naruto saw the look in his eyes, and growled as he recognized one of the women as Nani, and made his Keyblade armor appear on his body, and ran at him with more speed.

The second civilian was a woman with apricot skin, and had black hair, teal earrings, and a teal necklace. Her outfit was a purple sweater and teal jeans, and black mary jeans.

The third was a middle-aged, attractive woman with fair skin, green eyes, and short, brown, unkempt hair. Her outfit consisted of a black V-neck shirt with very short sleeves, jeans with rolled-up sleeves that show off her ankles, a black belt, and umber flats.

The fourth and final woman looked identical to Kim, but is taller in height with lighter hair, blue eyes, and a more pinkish color to her skin while her red orange hair was silkier than Kim's. Her attire consisted of a magenta sweater, and a purple skirt with a matching skirt and high-heels.

Right before father could grab at Nani or her three friends, Naruto appeared in front of father and slashed at him with his Keyblade, finally landing a hit.

Naruto made his helmet disappear, and looked back at Nani and her friends. "Get moving, damn it!" he yelled, not wanting them to get caught in the crossfire. The four women nodded and ran off.

"Impudent brat!" Father growled as he stood up. "You will not stop me from harvesting their souls!" he yelled.

Naruto glared at father, and aimed his Keyblade at him. "Zeta Flare!" he yelled, as a magic seal appeared under him as he charged his spell.

"Fine, you want to do it this way? Let's end this now!" Father shouted, as he started charging up red energy in his palms, as crimson lightning crackled from his body as he did so.

Naruto glared, as he fired a massive beam of energy at Father. Father responded in kind with his own energy beam. The clashing beams ended up clashing against each other, making a large shockwave happen. The red lightning bounced off the beams and hit several different buildings, causing them to explode.

As they both struggled to overcome each other with their attacks, droves and droves of heroes arrived on the scene, intending to help their comrade beat Father.

Father growled, as his barrier barely blocked any attacks from the heroes. He then charged everything he had, and put it into his attack, hoping to engulf Naruto and the world in his beam. If he couldn't absorb their energy, he would obliterate them and move on to a new world.

Naruto charged some of his demonic chakra, and used it to try and overpower Father's beam.

Father laughed in mad glee, as he could tell Naruto was struggling. But he soon stopped when he felt a blade pierce him through his back. He looked down, and saw the end of Konohamaru's Keyblade impaled through him..

The blade then disappeared, and appeared in Konohamaru's hands, as he was on a rooftop nearby.

"My barrier?! D-damn it!" Father said, as blood flowed from his mouth.

Naruto grinned, and fired his attack at full blast

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Father shouted out, as the beam started to engulf and vaporize him. As he was engulfed, he reached towards the nearest person and saw his hand turn to ash. "All I wanted was knowledge!" he shouted, before he finally disappeared as ash in the wind.

The beam finally stopped, and Naruto panted. His armor melted away, as he stumbled a little having just fought in an epic battle, right after awakening from his coma.

"You ok bro?" Konohamaru asked, as he ran over with Bukamon on his head.

"Well, that's one way to wake up!" Naruto said with a laugh, as Konohamaru helped Naruto steady himself.

"Well, at least now everyone knows you are awake now! Your friends will be happy you're up!" Konohamaru said with a smile.

"Wow, you were asleep for three years. Weren't you hungry?" Bukamon asked with a tilt of his head.

Naruto blinked looking at the little Digimon "I'm just gonna roll with this, and yes. I'd kill for some ramen!" Naruto said before paling, realizing something.

"Yeah, I made a lot of friends since you've been asleep" Konohamaru said, chuckling as Bukamon smiled until both noticed Naruto's pale form. "You ok bro?" he asked Naruto.

"Olivier is gonna kill me!" Naruto said, realizing she was going to kill him when she realized he woke up. Then revive him. Then kill him again.

Konohamaru shuddered at this. "Yea, she's been going crazy keeping the soldiers in shape, while waiting for you to wake up" he said.

"Is my will still good, or do I need a new one considering how long I've been out?" Naruto asked with a look of worry.

"Nah, you should be fine. Tifa has been keeping all the women interested in you in line" Konohamaru said. As Naruto relaxed hearing that.

"Wooohoooo!" Several voices cheering cut the two out of their conversation. They looked to see the rest of the heroes and townspeople cheering and clapping. At the return of their hero, the defeat of Father, and at a new hero's debut in Konohamaru.

Naruto and Konohamaru smiled at everyone, as they held up their Keyblades in victory. This fight is over, and Traverse Town is safe again.

"Bout time you woke up whiskers" Tony said, as he walked over and clapped him on the shoulder.

"Truly, this is a cause for celebration!" Thor cheered.

"Nice work harem boy and side plot!" Deadpool cheered while eating a taco. Where he got it no one knows. "Pity that Author Sama didn't have Naruto use his Baryon Mode to defeat Father, but I'm sure he still wants Kurama around" he thought to himself.

"Watch your mouth about my man, or the next bullet is in your ass" Mindy said, to her sister figure's crazed boyfriend.

"Our man" Lala said, as she flew over and tackled Konohamaru into a hug. Unfortunately, this caused him to let go of Naruto, who stumbled falling to the floor.

"Great, you're building a harem too?" Tony asked Konohamaru, as Lala hugged him tightly.

"Building one? No. Have one? Yes" Ed piped in with a grin at Konohamaru.

"Wait…..isn't that the daughter of that space warlord, who was asking us to keep a lookout for?" Logan asked upon recognizing Lala.

"Yeah. It would seem Konohamaru brought some trouble to Traverse Town, by wooing his daughter" Tsunade said.

"Hey! I didn't attract her on purpose!" Konohamaru yelled, as he tried to get Lala loose from him

"Can anyone with a harem on this planet keep things simple anymore?" Tony asked exasperated.

"Not really. Most harem fics are convoluted" Deadpool said chuckling.

"Oh, go stalk a unicorn," Tony said, while rolling his eyes.

"It was one time, and turned out to be a horse with an ice cream cone on its head!" Deadpool shouted.

"Here brat, up you go" Tsunade said, as she helped Naruto to his feet.

"Thanks granny," Naruto said with a grin.

"Hey, I was de-aged by Strange so watch it" Tsunade said in a mock scolding tone.

"How did you pull that off?" Naruto asked, knowing Strange wouldn't do that without a reason.

"I threatened to become his student in healing magic," Tsunade said with an evil smirk.

"He made the right call," Naruto mumbled, paling a little.

"Well, let's go get this party started. I would bring big booty bitches, but whiskers has that covered- owowowow!" Deadpool yelled, as Tifa grabbed him by his neck, and put him in a choke hold.

"Uncle, uncle!" Deadpool yelled, choking.

'"Hey Tifa," Naruto said with a smile.

"Don't you 'Hey Tifa' me!" she shouted, as she threw Deadpool to the side.

"I'm OK!" he yelled, as he crashed through a window. And then a wall fell on him. "I'm still ok!" Another wall fell. "Shutting up now!"

Tifa marched up to Naruto and pointed a finger in his chest. "You have some nerve acting like nothing happened, after you stole a kiss from me to leave the planet! Then you get put into a coma for 3 damn years, and then wake up and save the town acting like everything's fine!" she shouted.

"So, you don't want to go out with me?" Naruto asked her curiously.

"You're damn right I want to! But first this!" she shouted, as she slugged him in the stomach, making him bend over.

Naruto wheezed for breath, as he held his stomach in pain. Tifa picked him up by his shirt and held him up. Holding her hand up again. Naruto closed his eyes waiting for another hit. Tifa however grabbed the back of his head, and slammed her lips into his in front of the crowd.

"Where the fuck is he?!" Olivier's voice could be heard screaming out.

"Oh God. I was hoping she wouldn't find out so soon, `Steve said with a sigh, as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Oh, I texted all of the brats girl's about 5 mins ago," Anko said, smirking.

"You just signed my death warrant, you psycho!" Naruto said, as he pulled away from Tifa.

"Run bitch! Ruuuuuuuuuuun!" Deadpool yelled from beneath several fallen walls, with only his feet poking out. "You think I'd make a good Wicked Witch of the West?" he asked.

"Smartest person here. Come on Tifa, let's go on that date!" Naruto said he dragged Tifa off, away from the chaos that was about to unfold.

"Where is that idiot?!" Olivier yelled, as she stomped over. Flanking her were Lulu, Tinkerbell, Shego, Mayor Jessica Rabbit, Mystique, Helen, and Peg. The rest of the girls that showed interest in Naruto, also came from different areas of the large crowd, with gleams in their eyes.

"He ran off with Tifa on a date," Konohamaru said, with a nervous look on his face.

"Oh….OK then" Olivier said simply, as she calmed down.

"Just like that?!" everyone yelled

"Yes. We agreed she gets first crack, and that we wouldn't interrupt each other's dates" Olivier said calmly. "But that reminds me. Since I can't go after him at the moment, there is a group here that needs some punishment!" she shouted, as she glared at Konohamaru.

"Oh fuck" Ed said, realizing what was coming next.

"Round them up, we have a disciplinary meeting to get to!" Olivier said.

Ed and Al tried to run away, and prolong their lives from whatever the Armstrong woman was going to do. However Ed was hit by a flying wrench, and Al was suddenly tied up by alchemy made wires.

"Who the hell said you could go on adventures, without me to make sure your automail was in working order?! Look at it! It's all dirty!" a blonde teen girl yelled, as she approached Ed.

"Hey Winry," Ed said, rubbing his sore head.

"Don't you 'Hey' me mister! You owe me for slaving over that automail of yours!" Winry shouted.

"Winry, Ed will take you on a date, in exchange for making you worry" Mindy told her.

"Wait?! What?!" Ed shouted out, with wide eyes.

"Good!" Winry said, as she looked at Al who was still tied up, but Star was trying to free him. "Oh? And who's this?" she asked curiously.

"Oh, that's Star. She's-" Ed was saying, before being interrupted.

"I'm his girlfriend now, get him loose!" Star yelled, as she stomped her foot in anger.

"S-Star, it wasn't Winry who tangled me up" Al stammered at the claim of Star being his girlfriend.

"It was me! And I owe you two several beatings for making me put up with these three!" Izumi yelled out, as she approached with the Warners hanging off her.

"Well, you did want kids, right teach?" Ed asked nervously as he smiled.

"Ooooo, you're our mommy now!" Yakko said to Izumi.

"Can we have frosting for dinner?" Dot asked cutely.

"Can we watch the late at night channel?" Wakko asked with a grin.

"Hello Nurse!" Yakko and Wakko yelled.

"I was in the bunker, what's happening?!" Heloise asked, thinking someone was injured and came rushing out of her hiding spot.

Izumi grabbed Winry's wrench, and proceeded to hit Ed over and over again in the face with said wrench.

"I think Ed's gonna need some healing" Soul said to Heloise with a sigh.

"OK, you all follow me! We have things to discuss!" Olivier said to Konohamaru, who nodded solemnly, knowing any attempt to run would end poorly for him and his group.

Tsunade shook her head and looked at Logan "come on babe let's go i still want kids damn it!" she yelled

Logan chuckled at this as he followed

-0o0o0o0-

(With Naruto)

Naruto and Tifa were walking down the street, hand in hand.

"Wow, a lot has changed in the town!" Naruto said, marveling at all the new features to the town.

"Well, three years and new arrivals practically every day, and that's what happens" Tifa said with a smile at Naruto's excitement.

"Any new ramen places?" Naruto asked her.

Tifa laughed at this. "God, I missed you. Ok, I know a relatively new place that actually made Teuchi himself bow to their greatness" she told Naruto, who gaped in astonishment.

"They better not have put them out of business," Naruto said with a frown.

"Oh no, the head chef there hired them, as she didn't have it in her to leave them with nothing.'' Tifa said with a smile, as she led Naruto to a building that had a sign that said 'Mintendo Noodle House'.

"Well, at least there's that," Naruto said, as he entered the restaurant along with Tifa.

"Welcome to the Mintendo Noodle House, what can I-" Ayame said, before noticing who had just walked in. "Naruto!" she shouted, surprised to see him walking about.

"Yeah, I finally woke up and I want some ramen," Naruto said with a grin to his sister figure.

"Well, you two came to the right place!" Ayame said cheerfully.

"I heard you got taken over by some new owner," Naruto said, as he sat down at a booth along with Tifa.

"Not exactly. It was more of a merger agreement. Dad is the manager, and consults with the owner ,who is an absolutely incredible chef" Ayame said.

"Well I'll be the judge of that. Let's see what she can do" Naruto said to Ayame who smirked.

"One chef's special for the hero of Traverse Town!" Ayame yelled out.

"On it!" a female voice yelled from the kitchen.

"So, what kind of person is she?" Naruto asked her with a quirked eyebrow.

"You're going to fall in love with her immediately" both Tifa and Ayame deadpanned.

"Oh come on, I'm not that predictable," Naruto said with a flat look.

"No, but the ramen is that good, and she's incredibly kind and nice. Plus, she can fight if needed. If you didn't have a harem, she'd probably be your ideal girl" Tifa said.

"She's a fighter?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Oh yea, she's got a mean left hook," Ayame said with a nod.

"Yeah, she put the beagle boys through a wall for trying to dine and dash," Tifa said with a smile, remembering that day. It was a good day to watch them get the crap beaten out of them.

"One chef's special!" A female voice said, as a woman with short blonde hair came out of the kitchen and placed the bowl on the table in front of Naruto. She was a Chinese girl, who was 18-years old. She had green eyes, blonde hair and was wearing an orange wool cap. She wore green and orange shoes, brown shorts and a green and orange kimono.

"So, you're the new ramen chef," Naruto said, as he looked at the woman.

"Hi, I am MinMin," she answered with a bow.

Naruto smiled at her, as he could tell she was a nice person. "I'm Naruto, and I heard your ramen is the best," he said, eager to taste it.

"I prefer to let the food speak for itself. And it would be an honor to hear what a hero, such as you, thinks of my ramen" MinMin told him with a smile.

Naruto got his chopsticks ready, and fished out some ramen from his bowl and blew on it slightly, before he took a bite

Naruto paused as he swallowed the ramen, and soon he was eating his ramen with gusto.

Tifa smirked at this, and Ayame giggled behind her hand.

Naruto soon finished, and placed the bowl down and looked at MinMin. "Marry me" he said simply to her, as MinMin blushed at this.

"You know you're on a date with me right" Tifa said giggling, not actually mad as she expected this to happen.

"Hey. if I wanna pursue someone, that's my right" Naruto said with a huff, as the three women giggled.

"You are sweet, but we just met. But I'll tell you what, we can date since you are quite a cutie" MinMin said, as she smiled at Naruto.

"You've got a deal!" he told MinMin with a thumbs up and a smile.

She gave him a smile back, and headed back into the kitchen.

"You're lucky she likes you. Other guys who hit on her are on the wall of shame" Ayame said, pointing out a wall of indents, where MinMin put guys who hit on her through.

"Well, granny says I have the devil's luck," Naruto said, as MinMin came out with another bowl of ramen for him.

"You probably have more of an angel's luck, than a devil's" Tifa said with a smile.

Naruto chuckled at this, and continued to eat.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"Wow, you have quite an appetite!" Minmin said, as she looked at the 10 empty bowls that Naruto used with a look of surprise.

"Ah, that was delicious. I could honestly go for some more, but Tifa probably would cut me off" Naruto said, knowing he could have more bowls, but his date might not enjoy it.

"Not a problem. I actually use ingredients that are more healthy, so they only have a quarter of the calories." MinMin said with a smile.

"Now, I really want to marry you," Naruto said with a smile.

"As fun as this is to watch you flirt with our ramen chef. I think we should probably get going. We have an important place to be at." Tifa said.

"OK save a seat for me, ok MinMin?" Naruto asked, as he paid his bill.

"Sure thing. You're always welcome here cutie!" she told Naruto, as she gave him a wave.

Naruto and Tifa left the restaurant, and headed down the street.

"So I gotta ask, what has everyone been up to?" Naruto asked Tifa as they walked.

Tifa nodded at this question, as it was a very good question. "Well, a lot of us have different things going on now" Tifa started to say.

"Well, let's go down the list then. What have you been up to?" Naruto asked her.

"Not much really, just running my bar while waiting for you to wake up" Tifa said with a slight glare, at how long it took for him to wake up.

"Again, I'm sorry. Don't worry, I actually was doing some training in my mindscape while Kurama's chakra came back" Naruto told her, while putting his hands up.

"Well that's good..oh! We actually had a service for Kurama. Not long after you went into your coma" Tifa said, hoping to put Naruto at ease.

Naruto smiled a small smile in gratitude at Tifa. "Thanks for telling me," Naruto said to her.

"Yeah, the town actually put up a memorial statue for him near the forest area. Maleficent insisted that it be placed near her territory" Tifa explained

"How's she been adjusting to things?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Not bad actually. She actually teaches fellow magic users now" Tifa said.

"Like who?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Well, the guardians for one," Tifa said.

"Ah, the veil ones right?" Naruto asked, thinking of Will and her friends.

"Well duh. Not like Drax or Rocket have the patience to learn magic. And I'm sure most of it would fly over Peter's head" Tifa joked.

"Oh well thanks. That's gonna haunt my nightmares" Naruto said, chuckling.

"Oh yeah. Tinkerbell actually found her fellow fairies, and is their leader now" Tifa said with a grin.

"So, she's got a gang of fairies now to do her bidding?" Naruto joked.

"No no, they're more like a team that keeps the forest areas safe" Tifa said.

"So, she's not a hot head anymore?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

Tifa snorted at this. "No, she's still herself. She still throws down with Olivier on occasion" Tifa said with a grin.

Naruto mentally pictured the two blondes clashing and fighting. He shuddered at the collateral damage he pictured. "Holy crap" Naruto muttered to himself.

"Yea, especially since Tink learned how to throw a punch from Sakura," Tifa said.

"Oh, that's just perfect. Another woman who can bash my skull in" Naruto mumbled, as he rubbed his head slightly, feeling the phantom pains when Sakura did it.

"Nah. If anything, she will drag you off for a date cave girl style" Tifa said with a giggle.

Naruto immediately pictured Tinkerbell in a leopard print cave girl styled bikini and blushed.

"Anyway, moving on. Lightning Helen, Lulu and Shego are teachers now at the Avengers academy" Tifa said.

"Oh, so that did get started while I was out" Naruto said, remembering investing in said school before Hollow Bastion happened.

"Yup, almost immediately after you went to sleep and Konohamaru and his friends go there. Though, they are probably gonna be in detention for a year, for that stunt they pulled" Tifa said.

"I still don't know what they did," Naruto told her.

"They skipped school, stole a ship and went adventuring in other worlds" Tifa said.

"Huh. Well, I mean they did some good though right?" Naruto asked.

"Yea, but they still broke the rules. So Tsunade will probably still punish them, but not anything too bad since they actually got us new allies" Tifa said.

"Guess I'll have to ask Konohamaru about his adventures later," Naruto said.

"Would you believe he saved a world by playing basketball?" Tifa asked with a slight grin.

"I would not. Now I'm really going to have to ask him about his adventures" Naruto said with his own grin.

"Yeah, he and his team got into some trouble too. One had monsters made of computer data of all things" Tifa said.

"Oh yeah, I noticed Konohamaru was ordering around a big monster," Naruto commented.

"Yeah, I prefer them in the pocket variety," Tifa said with a smile.

"Huh?" Naruto asked, not sure what she meant.

"Oh! See, we had some new arrivals last year from a world where people lived with what they called Pokemon" Tifa said.

"What's next? A world where card games create real monsters?" Naruto commented with a laugh.

"They arrived 5 months ago,'' Tifa said, pointing out what looked like a puffball with green claws floating by. "By the way, since you're awake now the head of Kaiba corp, Seto Kaiba, wants to meet you in regards to learning the game. He said and I'm quoting this 'no way is someone that popular not learning duel monsters so I can crush them' so you may want to meet him soon" Tifa said.

"Sounds like he has an ego," Naruto said.

"Oh, he does trust me. But he at least helps with the town, heck he opened an arcade for the town on his own dime" Tifa said.

"Huh. Well I'll definitely meet the guy. Something tells me the council won't let me go immediately, since I just woke up" Naruto said.

"Nah, take a few days before you go off. Plus, you need to build a new team, since most of us from your old team are busy" Tifa said.

"Really? What about Mando, Stitch, Kida, Beast, and Garnet?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Mando leads the mandalorian fleet now, and he's married too" Tifa explained.

Naruto's eyes widened at this. "Ayame?" he asked.

"Who else?" Tifa sarcastically said.

Naruto nodded and smiled, glad that things worked out for them.

"Stitch and his cousins are busy with their jobs in town. Kida is back at her world, leading her people since her father died and Beast is living in his castle" Tifa said, listing each of them with her fingers.

"That all makes sense, except for Beast," Naruto said.

"He won't leave Belle alone. He thinks if he leaves her, the enemy will take her again" Tifa said with a shrug.

"Ah, OK. What about Garnet?" he asked.

Tifa sighed at this. "Well, that's complicated. Remember how her mom is a queen?" she asked.

"Yeah I remember," Naruto replied, wondering where this was going.

"Well, she showed up looking to take her away and she refused. So the council put her in witness protection" Tifa explained with a frown.

"So, where is she?" Naruto asked with his own frown.

"No idea, they wouldn't tell us anything" Tifa said, annoyed at being told nothing.

"They will tell me," Naruto said with a scowl.

"I bet" Tifa said with a chuckle.

As they walked, they saw what looked like three guys on the street corner. One had what looked like black hair in a bowl haircut. The second had brown hair on his sides and back who was wearing a sandwich board that said will wirk fur fud and bard, and the third was a chubbier one who had a bald head and was playing on a drum to get people's attention.

"Oh, these guys," Tifa said with a shake of her head.

"Know them?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Yeah, they are well known in town. That's Moe, Larry and Curly" Tifa said, pointing out each one.

"What are they known for?" Naruto asked.

"Being nuisances mainly. They mostly are just guys who work for people, but they are kinda dim witted, so they don't last long with a job" Tifa said.

Naruto quirked an eyebrow at this, and looked at the three of them.

"Come one, come all. Three working stiffs who work cheap!" Moe said, trying to get attention from anyone that walked past them.

"We will fix your fence, and shine your shoes," Larry said with a grin.

"We will raid your fridge, and drink your booze. Nyuk nyuk nyuk" Curly said with a smile.

Moe scowled at this. "Quit giving away the fine print!" he said, as he poked Curly in the eyes.

"Hey guys, we haven't gotten any work in days and my feet hurt" Larry said, as he held up his foot, showing that the bottom of his shoe was gone.

"Quit complaining porcupine, and go drum up some business!" Moe said, as he smacked Larry in the head.

Naruto chuckled at this, as he could tell these guys were knuckleheads, but well meaning knuckleheads.

"OK you three, I have a place where you may find some work" Tifa said, as she approached them.

"Oh, hey miss Tifa," Larry said in greetin.

Curly smiled, and barked at Tifa.

Moe scowled at this. "Mind your Ps and Qs" he said to Curly.

"Don't forget to dot the eyes," Curly said with a smile.

Moe nodded, and poked him in the eyes.

"Gentlemen," Tifa said with a sigh.

The three stooges looked behind them, looking for who Tifa was talking to.

"Gentlemen!" Tifa said more forcefully, rolling her eyes.

"Oh, she means us," Moe said, as they all looked at her.

"I heard that they are hiring at an orphanage. They need some maintenance guys, and they will let you stay there and feed you three meals a day" Tifa said, as she took out a slip of paper and wrote on it.

The three smiled at this, as Moe took the paper and ran off excitedly, with Curly whooping happily while Larry jumped in the air in joy.

Naruto smiled at Tifa at this. "That was nice of you," he said.

"Well, I can't just leave people without a place to go," Tifa said with a shrug.

"Why not give them jobs at your bar?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Because I want my bar standing, I'm not an angel" Tifa said, crossing her arms.

"Really? I figured you were one when we met" Naruto said with a cheeky grin, as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"That's so cheesy. Like something Ahsoka told me her old master would say" Tifa playfully said, as she rolled her eyes.

"You still like it," Naruto said with a smile, as he pulled Tifa close into a hug.

"True" Tifa said with her own smile, as she returned the hug.

"Now I wanted to ask, what's Logan up to these days?" Naruto asked.

Tifa paused at this. "Well. he got married and he helps at Xavier's school" she told him.

"Oh yea, I remember Rogue and Kitty mentioning that. Those poor students. Wait, married?" he asked in surprise.

"Yeah, he lives nearby if you wanna go say hello" Tifa said, as she ended the hug.

"Yeah, I definitely have to know who is brave enough to marry Logan" Naruto said, as Tifa led the way.

The two went over to a nearby log cabin. "Wow, he sure likes nature huh?" Naruto asked, seeing that there was a lake nearby.

"I think in his case, it's hunting mixed with a place to hide the bodies." Tifa joked.

Naruto saw a sign with Deadpool's image that said 'If you enter Wade, you will suffer'

"Relax, he will be glad to see ya" Tifa said, seeing Naruto hesitate.

"Actually, I was curious if there are more of these signs. They seem useful." Naruto said.

"Yeah, they are all over your farm thanks to Olivier" Tifa told him.

"Farm?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow.

"Oh yeah, we all moved in together and moved your house to a farm" Tifa said.

"Say what now?" Naruto asked in shock, not knowing that a bunch of the girls moved into his house.

"Well, the harem is official and we needed more room," Tifa said with a shrug.

"We can discuss this later. Let's go see Logan" Naruto said, as he approached the door and knocked.

There was no answer. "Is he not home?" Naruto asked, as he stepped back and looked around.

"Nah, he has signs for if he's out and puts them on the door," Tifa said, pointing to two signs on the porch saying 'out for work' and 'out for beer'.

"Well, there is no lock so let's go in. Hey Logan, guess who's awake!" Naruto said, as he entered the cabin

He saw that it was quite a modest cabin.

"Are you asleep buddy?" Naruto yelled, as he headed for the bedroom and entered.

He saw that Logan was in his bed along with another person.

Naruto's eyes widened in shock seeing it was Tsunade, and did what he thought of first.

He screamed like a girl.

"Bachan, nooooooo!" Naruto yelled out, as he covered his face.

"What the fuck?!" Logan shouted, when the scream made him and Tsunade jump.

"Looks like I owe Sasuke 20 gold. He had your reaction pegged" Tifa said with a giggle.

"Ahhhhhgghh!" Naruto yelled, as he closed his eyes and ran to sit down in the living room.

"Oh God you, him, together! I need a moment!" Naruto yelled, as he gained a straight face. "Ok, I'm good now" he said, as he slowly turned to look at Tsunade and Logan, who were still in the bed.

"Ba Chan, noooooo!" Naruto screamed, as he looked away again.

"Kid, will you calm the hell down!" Logan yelled out.

Naruto gained an angry look and got up. "I'm not ready to talk to you yet. young man!" he yelled, as he pointed at Logan.

"OK, this is just sad. Let's go" Tifa said, as she grabbed Naruto's wrist and led him to the door. "Sorry you two, I'll get you some beer and a new red wig as an apology" Tifa said to the two.

"Logan, bros don't do what- Oh God, I have a mental picture!" Naruto yelled out, and he cried and smacked his head, after what Tifa said registered.

Tsunade shook her head at this. "Well, I'm up now," she said.

"Yeah…..wanna fool around?" Logan asked with a smile.

"Yeah sure, I still want kids so get to work," Tsunade said, as she reached into a drawer and pulled out a red wig.

-0o0o0o0-

(With Naruto)

Tifa was dragging Naruto down the road, as he had a blank look on his face and his eye was twitching.

"Oh, will you grow up? It could've been way worse." Tifa said to her boyfriend.

"How?" Naruto asked her.

"You could have entered while Logan had her bent-" Tifa started.

"Point made!" Naruto yelled out.

"It also could've been way worse whiskers. If your mom was alive, Logan would've been after her too" Deadpool told him, as he rode a unicycle past him.

"Yeah, I don't need that image. Well, at least they are happy" Naruto said with a sigh.

"Plus, considering how much he loves redheads, he would totally have been banging your mom when you walked in" Wade cackled, as he pedaled past him.

Naruto summoned his Keyblade and threw it at Deadpool, which made him trip and fall through a store window. "It was worth it!" Deadpool shouted.

"Well, let's head home now" Tifa said, before her boyfriend murdered Deadpool.

"Yeah, I need something to distract me from the idea of bachan having kids with Logan," Naruto said with a shudder.

"And your mother, if she was alive! Hahaha!" Deadpool shouted from the store he had fallen through. Tifa quickly dragged Naruto away, before he could kill the insane mercenary.

-0o0o0o0-

(Naruto's house)

"Wow, you weren't kidding when you said a farm" Naruto said, as they walked towards his house, which was surrounded by an open field.

"Yeah, some of your shinobi comrades recommended this for your house instead, due to your sage status" Tifa explained.

"Thanks for that. This is better than I thought it would be" Naruto said, as he and Tifa went inside.

"Wow, this place is huge," Naruto said, as he looked around.

"Well, you do have a lot of girls that like you now, so it had to be big. Plus, shinobi seals helped as well" Tifa said with a smile.

"Why is there a pool room?" Naruto asked, seeing a door that had the word pool on it.

"Shego requested it. A lot of us agreed. Including me" Tifa explained.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Well, teasing you with us in a swimsuit sounds deliciously fun," Tifa said with a giggle.

Naruto blushed at the thought of several of the girls in sexy bikinis. He somehow felt Jiraiya was cursing him out from beyond the grave.

Naruto noticed that Tifa was swaying her ass at him, as she led him to a door that had his name on it.

"This is your room." Tifa said as she opened the door. The room opened, and revealed a massive bedroom that was very spartan, but had one very important piece of furniture. A very, very large bed. Big enough to fit at least 10 people.

"Why such a big bed?" Naruto asked her.

"Well, you do have a harem now, and you may want to have …..group activities" Tifa said with a small blush.

Naruto blushed like crazy, at what Tifa just implied.

"However, the group and I did come to an agreement." Tifa started to say.

"And that is?" Naruto asked curiously.

(Lemon start)

Tifa grabbed Naruto, and threw him to the bed. "I get first crack at you!" Tifa told him nervously but also excited, as she undid her suspenders. Naruto blushed even more intensely, at Tifa slowly starting to undress.

"Um T-Tifa, are you sure about this?" Naruto stuttered. He wasn't against this by any means, but this was new territory for him.

"I have waited three years for you Naruto, and I'm not waiting any longer now that I have you back" Tifa told him. While she was a little nervous, she was also excited to do this with the man she loved.

Naruto watched as Tifa took off the last of her clothes, revealing her large DD-cup breasts, fit slim body with nice curves, and a supple athletic round ass.

"W-wow," Naruto said breathlessly. He knew Tifa had an amazing body with clothes on, but seeing her fully nude was a spectacular sight. Like looking at fine art, or the face of a divine being. It was something magical.

Tifa looked at Naruto feeling a little pride that she had his full attention, which was obvious from the bump in his pants. "Wow yourself" Tifa said seeing the bulge, as while it was covered she could tell it was definitely big.

Naruto nodded, and took off his shirt quickly. Tifa licked her lips seeing Naruto's abs and muscular torso. As Naruto went to take off his pants, Tifa stopped him.

"I want to take those off myself" Tifa told him. She needed to do this before she chickened out, and figured if she did it herself, it would cement her commitment.

Naruto blushed and before he could say anything, Tifa had her hands gripping the hem of his pants.

In a burst of bravery, Tifa ripped his pants off of him, leaving him in his underwear.

"Hey! I need those!" Naruto exclaimed.

Tifa rubbed at Naruto's clothed crotch. "No, you don't" she said, as she heard Naruto groan from her touch. Tifa in another quick motion and to mess with him some more, ripped his underwear apart with her bare hands.

Tifa saw Naruto's now revealed cock, which was hard and pointing up.

"Woah" Tifa said, gulping as she saw the size of his member. 13 inches long, and 4 inches thick.

"Heh, glad I am big enough for you," Naruto said nervously.

"Big enough for me? This thing might be too big" Tifa said, but her mouth was drooling at the sight of it, showing she wasn't serious.

Tifa got onto the bed, and grabbed his cock and stroked it, making Naruto groan as she pumped his cock.

"K-keep doing that." Naruto groaned from the pleasure. Tifa nodded with a smirk.

"Sure thing baby. Just let Mama Tifa work her magic" she told him, as she licked at his cock slowly.

"H-holy shit!" Naruto groaned out, as her warm tongue made contact with his dick.

Tifa giggled at this, and opened her mouth and placed his cock in her mouth, and started to suck on the head.

"Fuck!" Naruto moaned, as he felt Tifa slightly tease him with her teeth nibbling softly at his cock head. "Stop being a tease, and get to work" he groaned.

"Yes sir!" Tifa mock saluted Naruto, as she went back to licking and sucking his cock with more vigor.

Naruto groaned, as he enjoyed Tifa sucking on him.

"Are you gonna cum soon baby?" Tifa teasingly asked, as she momentarily stopped blowing him.

"I think so. Please don't stop" Naruto groaned, feeling pain from her stopping.

Tifa smirked. "Let me know when you're about to cum. I wanna feel your cum on me" she told him, before going back to her blowjob.

Naruto threw his head back, and groaned some more as Tifa pumped her mouth on his cock.

Tifa mentally smirked, as she tasted his pre cum on her tongue. She then grabbed her breasts, and wrapped them around the shaft of his cock.

"C'mon baby. Cum for me! I wanna feel your hot seed on these puppies" Tifa said, as she started doubling her efforts for her titjob.

"Ah! Tifa!" Naruto yelled out, as he thrusted his hips forward and climaxed.

Tifa shuddered, as she felt his warm seed on her face and breasts.

"Woo" Naruto breathed out, as he finished his climax and looked at his handiwork. However, before he could say anything else, Tifa immediately made him raring to go for more, by licking his cum off her breasts in an effort to tease him.

"So, are you ready to become a man Na-ru-to?" Tifa asked teasingly, as she licked at her own nipples.

Naruto grabbed her instinctively, and threw her to the bed before he got on top of her and between her legs

"C'mon baby! Stuff me full of it!" Tifa begged, excited to have him finally fuck her. She had been waiting years for this moment, and now it was finally here.

Naruto loved hearing Tifa talk like this, and pulled her into a hard kiss as he thrusted into her wet pussy.

"Aaaaahhhhh" Tifa loudly moaned, as she felt his large dick fill her vagina in ways she never felt before.

Naruto stopped pushing into her, worried that he'd hurt her from rushing into this.

"Don't you dare stop! I want it now!" Tifa yelled out, as she pulled Naruto closer.

"Yes ma'am!" he said, loving Tifa's fierceness. He started to thrust into her after her demand.

Tifa wrapped her legs around Naruto's waist, holding him close as he stretched her out, the sounds of moans and yells filling the room

"Ah! Ah! Yes! Fuck me baby!" Tifa screamed out, loving him and his dick penetrating her.

"You feel so good!" Naruto panted, as he kept thrusting in and out of the sexy bartender.

"I would hope so! I work out every day!" Tifa yelled out.

"You have been training for this huh? Training for the day you become my woman?" Naruto groaned out to his girlfriend.

"Yes! Yes, I trained just for this! I wanted this for years! I trained with the other girls! We even had a deal on who gets to carry your first child!" she shouted in lust, with her tongue hanging out slightly.

Naruto's mind filled with the image of his girls making out practicing for him, and started to thrust even harder into Tifa, making the bed shake.

"Fuck yes!" Tifa shouted, as the hard thrusts hit her over and over again. Driving her crazy with pleasure.

Naruto felt her pussy clench on his cock, and shouted as he felt his balls clench and he finally came.

"Ahhhhhh!" Tifa screamed, as she arched her back and climaxed.

After a few moments of them riding out their orgasms, Naruto chuckled and kissed Tifa on the lips.

"No wonder Jiraiya hyped this up so much," he said, as he panted for breath after separating from Tifa's lips.

"That was amazing," Tifa said as Naruto held her close.

Naruto smiled, as he covered him and Tifa with a blanket.

"Yeah, that was awesome, Tifa," Naruto said to her.

"Remind me to make sure your room on your ship has a bed, and birth control pills stockpiled" Tifa said, as she and Naruto got comfortable under the covers, with her back against his chest.

"Plan on jumping my bones between worlds?" Naruto asked, chuckling into her neck.

"Me and the other girls. We waited long enough Naruto. Time to have some fun" Tifa told him.

Naruto groaned at this, liking that idea.

Tifa felt Naruto's cock poke her in the ass, and smirked before she looked at Naruto over her shoulder. "Wanna go again lover?" she asked him enticingly.

"Damn right!" Naruto answered, as he thrusted his cock into her pussy from behind.

Tifa giggled. "It's almost a shame I lost the bet for carrying your child first" she said through a moan, as she felt him reenter her tight twat and Naruto grabbed her breast with one hand, and her hip with the other, as the sounds of flesh meeting flesh filled the room.

"Well getting you pregnant or not, I'm still gonna own your holes from now on baby" he told Tifa possessively, as he licked at her neck in a primal way.

"Ah! So bestial! I love it! Take me you animal!" Tifa yelled, loving his actions.

"It's what you want looking so sexy, begging for me to just fuck you and breed you" Naruto growled, as he thrusted hard.

Tifa moaned, as she felt helpless as Naruto used her body throughout the night.

(Lemon end)

-0o0o0o0-

(?)

Inside a white room, were 13 thrones of various heights, but only 11 of them were filled.

"Where is Raxmaku?" a cloaked figure asked, sounding annoyed.

"He started acting weird, and dragged Larxene off somewhere" another cloaked figure said with a shrug,

"Ah! Yes! Fuck me proper you animal!" a female voice screamed out, making some of them jump in surprise.

"Yeah, take that dick you Bitch!" Raxmaku could be heard yelling.

"Well, he did say he would help her get a better attitude" a female cloaked figure said with a chuckle.

"This is a waste of time. Naruto is now awake, and we have another Keyblader out there to cause problems for us" a cloaked figure said with a growl.

"Relax, the more Keybladers there are, the more pawns we have to help us collect more hearts," Xemnas said, as he showed them images of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Aqua Konohamaru and several other Keybladers.

"Plus, if they get out of line, we can use some of those recruits you found in those sealed worlds," Kaxshuku said with a smile, as he made several images appear.

One was of Blackbeard, another one was of a green man with white hair along with a man in a black Gi and spiky black hair, another was Hisoka and there were several others.

"Yes, those sealed worlds had a lot of powerful fighters" Xemnas answered, knowing they'd be useful to their plans.

-0o0o0o0-

(Traverse Town: the next day)

Naruto and Tifa were sleeping in his bed, basking in the afterglow of their long night together. Naruto was the first one to start to wake up out of the two, and noticed their position. Tifa had slept cuddling next to Naruto, but also had his head pulled in between her cleavage while they slept.

Naruto smiled at this, and kissed Tifa on the forehead making her moan, and slowly started to wake up. "Morning Tifa!" Naruto happily greeted his lover next to him.

Tifa smiled at Naruto and yawned. "So, what's the plan for today?" she asked as she hugged Naruto.

"Some more 'fun' maybe?" Naruto said with a smile, while wiggling his eyebrows at Tifa.

"As fun as that is, I think you need to start recruiting for your new team," Tifa said with a giggle at Naruto.

"You're gonna join it, right?" Naruto asked.

"Hmmmm, I don't know. What's my incentive?" Tifa asked coyly.

Naruto smirked at this, and flipped her so he was on top of her, and pinned her to the bed.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

Naruto was outside his house, looking at his Farm since Tifa was getting ready to go and set up for the tryouts for his new team.

Naruto heard a crash and barking near the big barn near his house, and decided to go take a look.

When he got there, he saw Chance barking up at a tree, with Shadow and Sassy watching nearby.

"What is it boy?" Naruto asked him.

The three pets perked up at this, and ran over excitedly.

"Glad to see your back Naruto" Shadow said, as he sat down in front of Naruto.

"Yea, you slept longer than Sassy," Chance said, sounding happy.

"Watch it Chance" Sassy said threateningly.

Naruto chuckled, as he pet his pets, glad to see them. "So, what's the problem?" he asked.

"Oh, we caught this big mouse trying to take apples from your orchard," Shadow said.

"Yea, it's up in the tree" Chance said, as he ran over to the tree.

"Watch it Chance, that mouse isn't normal" Shadow said in warning.

"Yea, it's cheeks were sparkling," Sassy said.

Naruto quirked an eyebrow at this, and approached the tree as looked up and saw what looked like a yellow mouse. It was yellow, with black tipped ears, red dots on its cheeks and a lightning bolt shaped tail.

The creature looked at Naruto, and his cheeks sparked with electricity.

"Pikachuuuuuu!" it yelled, as it fired a bolt of electricity at Naruto.

Naruto quickly dodged it, and looked at the creature in surprise.

"The hell?!" He asked in shock. He had seen animals use elemental chakra before, but not like that.

"I think it's scared" Shadow said, as he sniffed at the charred grass where the lightning hit.

"Well, yeah. It's a giant rodent, so he's probably scared of Sassy" Chance said with a grin.

"Hey, you're the one chasing him, just because he was taking a few apples" Sassy said with a glare.

"Calm down you three. But maybe you're right about him being afraid," Naruto said.

Naruto put up his hands in a calming manner, and approached the tree.

The mouse's cheeks sparked at this, as if he was saying if Naruto approached, he would zap him.

"Hey, it's OK, little guy. I'm not gonna hurt you. You just wanted food right?" Naruto asked.

The mouse, still on guard, nodded at Naruto, untrusting of any of them.

"Well, sorry about that my friends here scared you. Tell you what, how about you come down, and I can give you some apples, or something else if you want" Naruto said with a friendly smile.

The mouse seemed to pause, but nodded. Figuring if they tried anything funny, he can electrify them. It jumped down in front of Naruto.

"Wow, you're a cute little guy aren't you?" Naruto said, as he got a better look at him.

"Chaaaa" the mouse said with a smile, as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

"Well, let's go in the house, and get you some fruit little guy," Naruto offered, as he gestured for the yellow mouse to follow him.

The mouse smiled at this, and followed after Naruto. Naruto led the way inside, and let the mouse, Shadow, Chance, and Sassy inside.

"Have you guys eaten yet?" Naruto asked his three pets.

"Miss Helen fed us this morning, but it is almost lunch time," Shadow said.

"OK, let's all get something," Naruto said, as they all entered the kitchen.

Moments later, Naruto had fed his three pets, and smiled seeing them eat.

He then turned to the fridge, and saw that the mouse was poking his head into his fridge.

"Hold on little guy, I can get you something," Naruto said with a chuckle.

Naruto approached, but the mouse pulled out of the fridge and showed that he had grabbed a bottle of ketchup, which he was eating happily.

"Ok then. Memo to me; stockpile on ketchup" Naruto said with a sweatdrop.

"OK Naruto, I'm read - is that a Pikachu?" Tifa asked, as she entered the kitchen.

"Maybe? You know more going on than I do" Naruto said, considering he hadn't even been awake for 48 hours since his coma.

"He's one of those Pokemon I was telling you about," Tifa said, as she leaned down to look at Pikachu.

"So you're a Pikachu?" Naruto asked.

"Pika!" he said with a nod and a smile.

"Oh, he's so adorable," Tifa said with a smile. "I'm gonna call you Sparky!" she said.

Pikachu smiled at this, as he ate more ketchup, but stopped and shook the bottle which was empty.

"Oh, you like Ketchup? Sure thing" Tifa said, as she opened a cabinet that revealed ketchup and mustard bottles in droves.

"Pika!" the mouse Pokemon yelled with wide eyes at all the ketchup.

"Why is there so much ketchup and mustard?" Naruto asked, genuinely curious.

"We buy things by the bulk, kinda like you with your instant ramen" Tifa said, as she took out a fresh bottle and gave it to Pikachu, who happily opened it before eating it.

"You know what, that's fair" Naruto conceded, knowing she was right.

"Anyways, we need to get going. I set up some tryouts for you to get some new recruits, and they should be here soon" Tifa said

"Did you get this idea from Deadpool?" he asked, as that seemed like an odd choice to recruit people.

"No, of course not. I got it from Weasel" Tifa said.

"And Weasel is?" Naruto asked, not recognizing the name

"Deadpool's best friend" Tifa said after a moment of silence.

"Yup, that sounds about right. Ok, let's get to this" Naruto said.

As they headed for the door, Pikachu ran after them and jumped onto Naruto's shoulder.

"What, you wanna come with me?" Naruto asked with a smile.

"Chu!" Pikachu said, as he gave a peace sign while smiling.

"Looks like you have a first recruit" Tifa said with a smile, as she pet Pikachu.

"Well you, me, Sparky, and anyone else we pick, will be a dangerous team for the heartless." Naruto smiled. Eager to get back out there and help people.

-0o0o0o0-

(Outside)

Naruto and Tifa were sitting at a table that was outside, while Pikachu sat on the table, looking at the files they had on the people coming to try and join his new team.

"Alright, let's see here," Naruto said, as he grabbed the first file.

Tifa looked over his shoulder and smiled at the picture she saw.

"I know her. She's Chun Li. She's a very strong fighter. Specializes in kicks" Tifa said, nodding in approval as she knew Chun Li was tough.

Naruto nodded at this. "Chun Li, step forward" he said to the crowd gathered nearby, waiting to be called over.

The woman stepped forward before the table, with a small smile on her face. "Hey Tifa, we miss you at the dojo," she said. She was a Chinese girl, who had her hair in two buns while covered with white silk brocades. She wore a blue qipao with golden accents, white combat boots, brown leggings, and spiked bracelets.

"Sorry about that. Been busy with the bar, and checking on this idiot here" Tifa said with a teasing grin at Naruto.

"Yes, everyone in town is happy he finally woke up. It's an honor to finally meet him" Chun Li said, as she nodded at Naruto in respect.

"She also told me when I showed your picture, how she wanted your head in between her legs," Tifa said with a mischievous grin.

Chun Li blushed at this but scowled. "I did not!" she yelled out.

"Hehehe. Sorry Chun, I couldn't resist" Tifa giggled at her face.

"Jeez, one night together, and you become a tease" Naruto grumbled. "Ok, so it says here, that you were a police officer in your old world?" he asked, as he looked at her file.

"Yes. I was also an interpol agent as well. Think of the international police force" Chun Li said.

"So, you're good at working with others. Good, good. How strong are you at martial arts?" Naruto asked, curious at how good she was at hand to hand.

"Well, I have a friend here with me that I spar with. We could show you how we can fight if you want" Chun Li said.

"Oh yea, I saw Cammy sent her resume in…. Ah here it is" Tifa said, handing it to Naruto who looked at it

"Cammy White, please step forward," Naruto said.

Cammy stepped forward next to Chun Li, who smiled at her. She was a British female, who had long blonde hair in two pigtails and blue eyes. She wore a red beret, a turtleneck, sleeveless, green thong leotard that had a triangle insignia on the right breast, red socks and black calf-high combat boots, and red gauntlets. Her legs were also decorated with marks of green camouflage paint.

Naruto subtly checked Cammy out, since her outfit was a green onesie that showed off her muscular lean body and her legs.

"Eyes up here Whiskers" Cammy said, pointing at her eyes.

"Oh sorry," Naruto said.

"It's fine, at least you don't leer. Plus, this outfit, while being good for movement, is also supposed to make men hesitate and make mistakes" Cammy explained.

"I feel like that's something Anko would say" Naruto muttered to himself.

"Anyway, Naruto wanted to see you two spar and see how good you two are," Tifa said to the two fighting women. The two women nodded, as they stepped back from the table and the crowd backed up.

"My money's on the thicc one!" Deadpool yelled from the crowd, getting laughs.

Chun Li scowled at this, as she had heard some men in town say this before, in reference to her thighs.

"Deadpool, get out of here!" Naruto shouted, as he had zero patience for the lunatic today.

"Oh lighten up. I wanna see who you pick for your future conquests! Also, my resume is in there!" Deadpool yelled out.

"Pikachu, zap him" Naruto said, as he found and ripped Deadpool's file in half.

"Pikachu!" he said cheerfully, nodding with a grin at getting to electrocute the mercenary. Deadpool was mercilessly zapped by lightning, until he was smoking and charred.

"Why Author Sama? I thought you enjoyed me as Pikachu in Pokemon: Detective Pikachu" Deadpool said with a groan.

"OK you two, let's see your skills" Naruto said to Chun Li and Cammy with a smile.

Chun Li and Cammy nodded, and started to spar.

Naruto watched them, and saw that these two indeed had a good amount of skill. Perhaps enough to give Lee, and maybe even Guy some trouble. Though, he believed those two would defeat the two girls in power, and with the gates if necessary. But still, an incredible amount of skill from these 2 women.

"OK you two, I have seen enough," Naruto said, as they stopped sparring, and headed back to Naruto.

"So, do we make the team?" Chun Li asked.

"Well, you both have good records of working with others. So yeah, I can see you two joining" Naruto said, as the two women smiled.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"OK Ahsoka Tano, step forward please," Naruto said. A familiar woman stepped forward. One Naruto had only interacted with in passing, but one thing that always stuck out to him was the orange skin.

Ahsoka smiled at Naruto, feeling that he was inspecting her, trying to get a read on her.

"So, you're a Jedi like Luke from what I heard," Naruto said.

"I was once a jedi, yes" Ahsoka said cryptically, in true jedi fashion.

"You wanna expand on that?" Naruto asked, hoping to get more information.

"Not publicly. But whether I join your team or not, I will explain" Ahsoka said, knowing Naruto needed to know as a Keyblader what happened years before. In case he came across something similar.

"Hmmm well, I can tell you're a good person and skilled," Naruto said with a smile.

"She's very wise too," Tifa said with her own smile.

"Indeed. Would you mind demonstrating your connection to the force, as well as some lightsaber forms? So I can get a feel for your power and style" Naruto asked her.

"Very well," Ahsoka said, as she took off her baggy robes, revealing her rather busty and curvy body.

"Don't leer, don't leer" Naruto thought to himself, cursing that her skin was orange.

Ahsoka smirked as if hearing his thoughts, before stealing her face as she did a quick lightsaber form with her two lightsabers, before holding up a hand. Suddenly the table, Naruto's chair, and Pikachu started to rise into the air and float.

"Sold. Now, put me down" Naruto said.

"Chaaa!" Pikachu yelled, as he waved his arms in panic.

"As you wish" Ahsoka said, as she set down the table, Pikachu and Naruto's chair.

Pikachu dropped into Ahsoka's arms, and she smiled at him and petted him before putting him down.

"We can discuss my information after the tryouts" Ahsoka said, as she knew he needed to get a team, before she revealed what had happened to the galaxy in the past.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"Okay, next is, oh you gotta be freaking kidding me. Dammit Deadpool!" Naruto said, looking at the next file, and seeing it was clearly Deadpool, but in a nurse's outfit.

"Who is Deadpool? I am Medpool" the terribly disguised merc said.

"Chun Li, Cammy, please escort him out," Naruto said with a sigh, as he rubbed his forehead.

"You can't do this, whiskers! I'll be back! I swear!" The deranged lunatic said, as he was escorted away.

Naruto ignored Deadpool, and looked at the next file. "Ok Greed, step forward" he said.

Greed stepped forward with a cocky smirk. He was a tall and muscular young adult with short, spiky, black hair that was kept slicked back, and he had a subtle widow's peak. Among his most noticeable features were his purple eyes with thin, cat-like pupils, and razor-sharp teeth. He was dressed in leather, sporting a short, black jacket with a fur collar, black leather pants, and shoes with upward tips, while beneath his jacket, he wore a skintight shirt. His shirt was a navy blue as his armor. Around each of his wrists, he wore four black leather wrist belts with metal clasps.

"Says here, you're something called a Homunculus?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, I was created by the old man, who you and the pint sized Keyblader wasted the other day. Good show by the way" Greed chuckled.

"I'm gonna guess that you weren't a fan of your father?" Tifa asked, wanting to be sure Greed wasn't after revenge.

"Oh please, I always had a rebellious streak, so it's not my business if he picks a fight and dies like a punk" Greed said with a shrug.

"Then, what do you want out of joining us? Granted it's great you don't want revenge, but what do you want then. Your name's Greed after all. You gotta want something" Naruto said in interest.

"Hehe. You're right about that. Money, power, women, I want the finest of fine things" Greed claimed.

"Bullshit….I think there is more to you," Naruto said.

"You think so, huh?" Greed asked challengingly.

"Yup. Plus, according to your file, you're loyal to your allies as long as they are loyal to you" Naruto said.

"Sounds good to me" Tifa said, liking that this recruit had loyalty.

"I agree. Welcome to the team Greed" Naruto said with a smile.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"OK, next is Bayonetta?" Naruto called out.

"Well, hello darling!" a British voice called out, as Naruto turned to it.

"Woah" Naruto said, seeing that she was taller than him, and she was looking at him with a look in her eyes, that both excited and scared him.

"You're in" Tifa said, as she took out her phone.

"Wait, why?" Naruto asked with a curious look.

Tifa showed Naruto a video on her phone of Bayonetta finishing off the Shukaku heartless, by summoning a giant demon.

"So...am I good enough?" Bayonetta asked, as she trailed her finger under his chin.

"Y-yea you're in" Naruto said, as he tried to not let Bayonetta get to him, which made her smile.

"Wonderful, and the rules on this harem?" Bayonetta asked the two.

"Everyone is equal, and no interfering during dates" Tifa said, like she had this rehearsed.

"How many times have you had to say that in the past 3 years?" Naruto asked her with a blush, both from Bayonetta's teasing, and Tifa having that almost rehearsed.

"Let's just say, you will be busy for a while," Tifa told him.

"Noted," Naruto said with a bigger blush.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"OK Nero, you're up," Naruto said.

Nero stepped forward, holding a large blade and they noticed his right arm was robotic.

"Oh yeah, I've heard of you. A Demon hunter right? Tifa asked.

"That's me. I'm a mercenary for hire" Nero said, stabbing his sword in the ground.

"So, you're like that chick my sensei is dating, from what Tifa told me?" Naruto asked him curiously.

"No, I'm better," Nero said with a confident smirk.

"Is that confidence, or arrogance?" Naruto questioned.

"He owes me half a million, so it's him being an overconfident fuck up" Nico said, as she approached.

"What are you doing here Nico?" Nero asked her.

"You owe me money, and I'm not gonna let you leave town without paying me" Nico said, as she pulled out a pistol.

"Woah, hold on miss! I'm sure we can figure something out" Naruto said, trying to keep the peace.

Nico looked at Naruto, and paused seeing him and smiled a little. "Hmmm maybe, how about I join too? I'm a good mechanic, and could help with your ship" she offered.

"Sure, I can see that" Tifa shrugged, having no issues with it.

"Good, you're both on the team. We leave soon, so go pack" Naruto said.

The two nodded, and ran off to do exactly that.

"Since when are you looking for a man?" Nero asked Nico with a raised eyebrow at her.

"Shut up bitch" Nico told him.

-0o0o0o0-

(Later)

"Ok, so next is Oh c'mon! How many of these do you have in here Wade!" Naruto yelled, as he saw a file with Deadpool in a captain's hat, and a moustache on his mask.

"I am not zis Deadpool. I am Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom, the magnificent bastard. Anyone who's played jade empire will get zat reference" Deadpool said in a terrible french accent.

"OK, anyone that nails this idiot in the head, and makes him leave, gets on the team instantly" Naruto said to the crowd.

A shadow then appeared under Deadpool, and a shadow claw grabbed him and ragdolled him onto the ground several times, before throwing him into a tree.

What looked like an imp came out of the shadow, and smiled mischievously at Naruto.

She looked like a small humanoid creature with a mask covering her head. She also had long yellow orange hair, with a barrette near the end of it, presumably to keep in place. Her body had alternating dark markings, which appear to be in a swirled shape, and her visible eye is yellow with an orange iris. Her face generally had more child-like proportions, with large eyes and a smaller nose and mouth.

"Was that good enough?" she asked with a confident smirk.

"Yup. You're in, no questions asked miss….?" Naruto and Tifa said in synchronization.

"Call me Midna. I'm from the Twilight realm" she said. This gained Naruto's interest, being he was a Keyblader of Twilight according to Mickey.

"Oh great, the short stack gets in, but not me?" Deadpool groaned out, as he got up.

"The fuck you call me asshole?!" Midna yelled, as she glared at Deadpool.

"You heard me Jailbait!" He told her

Midna growled at this, and summoned what looked like a wolf from under her. "You're dead, you freak!" she screamed, as she charged at Deadpool, while riding the wolf.

"I'm already dead half pint, as it's in my name!" Deadpool yelled, as he ran off.

"Great, a hot head" Tifa said, as they watched Midna chase Deadpool.

"Hey, Wade had it coming. He's been annoying all day" Naruto said with a sigh.

"Hey, are the tryouts over?" a male dog that seemed around Naruto's age asked, as he approached. He was wearing what looked like makeshift armor, that was more styled after a skater.

"Well, everyone left already, but I guess I could hear you out," Naruto said with a small smile.

The dog teen sighed in relief at this. "Thanks for the chance. The names Max Goof" he said

Tifa quirked an eyebrow at this. "Wait, Goofy is your dad isn't he?" she asked.

Max chuckled at this. "Yea, that's my dad,'' he said.

"From what I recall, he's a capable fighter, if he works with Mickey," Naruto said.

"Yup, and I'm just as good" Max said, as he pulled two shields off his back.

"Well, you seem capable," Tifa said with a grin.

"I say let him join kid. You need more men on this team" Greed said with a laugh.

Naruto nodded at this, and looked at Max. "Ok, you're in," he said.

"Great. So, when do we leave?" Max asked, as he put away his shields.

"As soon as I take care of some business in town, and talk to the council," Naruto said. Tifa and his new team nodded, as they all followed Naruto into town.

-0o0o0o0-

A cracked screen opens showing Tifa/Hinata as shards of glass drop down her feet before shattering completely.

kagami ni utsuru yokogao ni

kimi wo kasanete

My heart is breaking.

A shard of glass spins by first showing Tifa/Hinata's face before shifting between Naruto and Kurama, it shifts back to Hinata/Tifa before shattering, Hinata/Tifa runs her hand through her hair slowly with a serious expression in her eyes.

kagami ni utsuru yokogao ni

kimi wo kasanete

My heart is breaking.

surinuketeyuku kaze no you ni

tsukami kirenai

Why is it you?

She holds out her hands with a somber expression as if she's look towards someone to take it but slowly shakes her head.

todoku koto no nai yubisaki

hitori ni giri shimeteru

kawasu koto no nai kotoba wo

yozora no hoshi ni nagashi

Shards of glass litter the floor each one reflecting the images of Naruto and Kurama while Hinata/Tifa crawls along the floor picking up the shards.

mou furimukanai

Ah kanashimi sae setsunasa sae

kimi to umareta akashi

Ah tadayotteiru

kokoro no kiri no hate

I made up my mind.

She then looks to the sky and toss the shards away as they glimmer like stars as it shifts to a starry sky Hinata/Tifa stands off into the distance holding a long red scarf in one hand and running her hand through her hair in the other. Several screen shots are shown of her one look off at her hand, the other of her laying on the ground with her hair wildly flowing to her holding her chest as her chest as her heart shines brightly.

The fragments come together reflecting Naruto on the right and Kurama on the left Hinata/Tifa lays her hand against Naruto's reflection and leans in with a warm smile.

.

kagami ni utsuru yokogao ni

kimi wo kasanete

My heart is breaking.

surinuketeyuku kaze no you ni

tsukami kirenai

Why is it you?

todoku koto no nai yubisaki

hitori ni giri shimeteru

kawasu koto no nai kotoba wo

yozora no hoshi ni nagashi

mou furimukanai

Ah kanashimi sae setsunasa sae

kimi to umareta akashi

Ah tadayotteiru

kokoro no kiri no hate

I made up my mind.

hey everyone starting now we will he in the next ark of the story

oh and the three stooges had a movie made by 20th century fox so they count

any questions please feel free to message me

stay safe out there

The harem is: Hinata, Tifa(FF7), Lulu(FF10), Garnet(FF9), Peg(Goof Troop), Helen(Incredibles), Esmerelda(Hunchback of Notre Dame), Cindy(FF15), Tinkerbell(Peter Pan), Jessica(Roger Rabbit), Lightning(FF13), Shego(Kim possible), Mulan(really?), Ariel(Little Mermaid), Kida(Atlantis), Jasmine(Aladdin), Rogue and Kitty(X-Men Evolution), Penny(Proud family), Roxanne and Stacy(Goofy movie), Angela(Gargoyles), Irma(W.I.T.C.H.), Wanda Maximoff(Wolverine and the X-Men), Elsa and Anna(Frozen), Rapunzel(Tangled), Olivier(FMA Brotherhood), Kim Possible(really?) Fran (Final Fantasy 15), Mystique(X-Men), Hello Nurse(Anamaniacs), Samus Aran(Metroid), Carmelita Fox(Sly Cooper), Stripperella(Stan Lee), Ivy(Soul Calibur), Bayonetta(Bayonetta), Ahsoka Tano(Star Wars), Darth Talon(Star Wars), Juliet Starling(Lolipop Chainsaw), Maleficent(Sleeping Beauty), Blair(Soul eater), Chun Li(Street Fighter), Cammy(Street fighter), Morrigan(Darkstalkers), Ikumi Mito(Food Wars), MinMin(Arms), Squid Sisters(Splatoon), Prof Ivy(Pokemon), Nani(Lilo and Stitch), Black Widow(Marvel), She Hulk(Marvel), Lola Bunny(Looney toons), Susan Long(American Dragon Jake Long), Cass(Big Hero 6), Tawna(Crash Bandicoot), Jill Valentine(Resident Evil), Sheva Alomar(Resident Evil), Lara Croft(Tomb Raider), Mai Shiranui(Fatal Fury), Quiet(Metal Gear Solid), Christie(Dead or Alive), Kasumi(Dead or Alive), Tina(Dead or Alive), R Mika(Street Fighter), Ayane(Dead or Alive), Dr. Ann Possible(Kim Possible), Vados(DBS)