Stargate Atlantis Trading Grounds I: The Return To La Rochelle
Warnings: This is a alternate reality from mid season 3 to the early portion of season 7, that what if there was something more dark about the duo's hatred of Shyla. And more damaging in Hathor's case then ever thought possible now. As Daniel, is working as staying loyal to only Egeria and preparing to create a way to protect Earth. Via enhancing the agreement they made with Cronus and Lord Yu, before Osiris returns,
This story is going to match the dialog, in the flashback memories, of chapter 4, of the past meets the present series. As it also follows the complete mental breakdowns, of the human half of the team. And Robert Makepeace and Adam Johnson, so the story is going to follow the dialog to the letter exactly. Along with some new dialog that was not in the fast forwarded portion in the flashbacks.
With this chapter it's jumping over the mission to Ernest's research station, before returning to earth now, and ending up back on the base now. Said now looking exactly like the Enterprise D, in every way, shape or form. And just without the technical problems, as the tunneling between their base and White Rock Research Station. There is a set of jeffries tubes going horizontally that way, rather then vertically.
Basing this in real time, rather then the show, of 25 years ago, Antarctica was a neutral zone for research so military research was not allowed out there. And with it, as the chair is considered military technology, it was meant to be last resort. In case of another orbital attack, so the outpost is now trade and exploration here. Also with this chapter Daniel is telling the public, the SGA has reactivated now, and with it.
That he's working trade to bring in more improvement for the planet at large now, so a military attack to bring him back to the states, is attempted, is an international. In incidents and enough to get them convicted for kidnapping now, with his clearance. So from here, is he's dropping in on Ry'ac and Drey'auc and before the press conference. And just before his first stop in planets is to Gaea, home of the Nox.
As the mission was sanctioned, and he was transferred to Landry and the Atlantis team at the time. As Rodney McKay, Cam Mitchell, Vala Mal Doran, Hank Landry, Frank Simmons, Steven Caldwell, John Shepard. And Elizabeth Weir enter the picture here, the story will have Daniel and Teal'C joining their team. As the SGA is founded 5 years early, and moved into the outpost on earth….
Disclaimers: I don't own the shows, the story belongs to everything else belongs to the creators and the movie companies.
Chapter 24: The Heliopolis And The Birth Of The SGA V
"Ouch, I never expected to hear that from him, you were hoping things would go and return to the beginning, and instead, once he got this memory back. He's still thinking like he belongs to me right now, as my subordinate, that he never belonged in the SGC." Landry said sternly and Jack, Janet and Sam swallowed hard, realizing they did irreparable damage to the team. Said that was a team no more, and Daniel moved on, he belonged with the other civilians then.
"And to quote Dan, and I'm being as brutal as possible about this, with these idiots heads up in the clouds here, not understanding a thing. In where the commodities trade is, where trading is concerned and knowing Omac. Thor and Lya, they are going to agree with that right now." Daniel said and Jack swallowed hard. "Agreed, let me have it here, if we reset the clock, we do this all the time." Dixon said to him at that gently.
"Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness, always go for the throat, buy low, sell high, Fear: that's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. The Super Bowl, the World Series, hah, they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed, you make no friends in the pits and take no prisoners."
"One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley, you with me?" he said and Bert and Addams nodded, they put their hands on his and they pumped once. As Jack and Makepeace went pale, at the utter brutality to his knowledge of doing trade. "So shocked he knows more then you do, about commodities trade dealing?" Hammond asked them sternly to that.
"Just wait for the demo, the first was 221.5 septillion, we got 773.5 octillion, and that's just the beginning, that's why he was holding you that long. As not only to help you heal right now, as he said, he adopted you, but to protect his investments. Just like you protected our's, now if they're can't handle it, you and Teal'C now. You're leaving without them, now man up now, soldier." Addison said and Jack went white then.
"Two…, 221.5 septillion in seeds and farming supplies, and said new mines, and in return we get back 773.5 octillion in drugs and medical research?!" Sam shouted in fear and Hammond nodded sternly and Daniel nodded. "What the king ask on their behalf, that's the trio, and their counterparts right now exactly, Danny?" he asked and Daniel smiled then, as he looked at the trio with a stern smile, and they all paled then, realizing if necessary.
They were getting them back. "Attempt anything else, regarding me, and you're done, as Porthos and the girls get you back." he said and they all went white at that. "And to answer your question dad, they asked for gold, silver, jewels and bronze. All totaling to $400,000,000 each, while Lyonnaise is asking for the tetanus vaccine. For that same monetary value, I can field the quintet, once I get there." he said to him then.
"By the trio I mean coins, so we melt a few hundred bars and create them into coins." he said and they nodded smiling. "The jewels most prized are diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires now, same number as the trio, and I haven't a clue. In what Raoul needs, but I can find out when I get there right now, as for Andre. Nichole, Rodmilla, Pierre and Claude, that's the next catch here." he said and the sextet nodded gently.
"We can double that for this year and last year, if we had done it then, these idiots walked right into a trap, as you're the bait." Matheson said and Jack went white. "Too late they took the offer, via said mining arrangements, and this is further revenge. As I bonded to the king himself, but that explains the change in attitude here tight now. But they been trapped in those mines so long, I been keeping you updated here."
"Radio calls every 48 hours, while I'm busy with negotiations then." he said and Jack and Sam both paled, realizing their attempt never worked, they still knew. "Wait we can't trade with these people, they're dangerous!" he shouted in fear and Carson nodded. "Cub better explain that right now, and because if this about the president's orders for you. As they seem to be ignoring those orders here." he asked and Daniel nodded sternly then.
"Yeah he struck out with Shyla's grand duke, after not bothering to exercise common sense here right now, taking her with him right now. They see them as dangerous, because they never followed safety protocols, as you said. And time and time again, no drinking on duty, pay attention to the key sentence. I keep saying that, and they keep ignoring it, but the elixir now here, the one they drank, is the said threat now."
"It's the Genome Splicer one, and they drank it, the elixir is viagra x's1000, as they erase a fortnite, if that's how long the mission is, and your body is awake. To want to do it and not stop till it has enough to satisfy it." he said and Landry nodded. "They drank it, after 2 cups, and then had a fortnite in amnesia and not till, now. They ran the clock out, did they realize, they don't make it back now, they're not making it back at all."
"But this was a warning to let it go, but they chose on a whim right now, the kingdom leader, who I did a trade deal with already, in the form of his next in command. Said the Grand Duke himself, along with my engagement." he said and Landry nodded. "Yes and the pros of that mission, have left no scars on your wrists, so no. Not attempted suicide, this was attempted murder, pure and simple." he said to that news sternly.
"The elixir smells like this." he said, passing them a bottle, and Dixon opened it and swung it under his nose. "Whoa, those are some hefty spices, what do they put into this stuff exactly, if this explains the fortnite amnesia?" he said and he shook his head. "Aside from Red Lotus, in the greek world is a symbol of passion and love." he said and they nodded. "Makes sense, France is the most romantic country there is." Catherine said to that news.
"Yeah I know, but they use, as a pain thresh-hold test, poppy sap, which as you know…" he said and Hammond nodded. "Which is used to create Heroin now, so show them the true meaning of pain, resist and you suffer the worst narcotic withdrawal. That you ever had, return you're trapped for life, yeah nice warning system, just let it go, and we may leave it alone, but try anything else, we convert you fully here now."
"Yeah they should have taken the message right now, but they didn't, and now there is no cure, but the one she blamed your change of personality on." he said and she went pale, realizing that the only cure was the sarcophagus, and she didn't want the cure. And after what she did to him, if this was her punishment, for turning on him by that choice now. Then she didn't want it, as she realized their parents decided, after Ken, this was the punishment.
"She's been praying that, what Selmak told us regarding the sarcophagus was a lie, that it would fade in time, but no there is no chance of that. As the elixir's effects are permanent, I spent weeks studying what the technology can and can't do. And she doesn't want to admit that what she is knows is next to nothing here now. She can operate Goa'uld technology like the ribbon devices right now, and the healing device."
"But her knowledge is severely limited in the sarcophagus itself, I gained that that by studying it to a human perception. And with it, studying the effects of the drugs themselves now, so Shyla's country is good. And they never paid attention to that, before I destroyed the broken one, and I can go to Jacob. To get it replaced: Egeria's sarcophagus now, so there's the bonus now." he said and they nodded smiling in relief.
"Still convinced your change of personality is due to the technology, you were furious she hid Sha're's location from you. And then even worse, they nearly wreck your trade deal, one worth 900 octillion, their soldier like attitude. Is the reason they never bring anything back, so let's see how well we do right now. As we do the entire mandate right now, and start trading." Landry said sternly and she started shaking in fear at that.
"Well after you investigate what got stolen, from Lya, I want you to check the trio, and talk to Jacob, so if you can't report into me directly, I want you to com Jacob. So we can learn what got stolen, and get it back, I'm staying here for the duration. The program here at the SGC is hereby deactivated pending a psychological hearing. So the SGA reactivated, as you do the job honestly now." Addison and he nodded sternly.
"Yeah no more ending the mission early, because there is no military intel, no more cutting corners, to do the job, the harder the better. Just what do they put into this, because this is actually a danger, as it's not being used for rape." Landry said to him. "I'm not entirely sure, but 1) it smells of cinnamon, peppermint and frankincense and 2) it tastes like spiked apple cider, but trust me this is really good, if they had it now."
"That's more then one, they just converted themselves halfway here right now, it takes three more, in rapid succession to finish it. Only I just used this to set them up, by it binding to my cells, so mine is post elixir now. I'm a super soldier, and with this stuff, was the benefits of the sarcophagus now, in truth. That benefit here, if we walk into a hotzone, it goes airborne, this boost'll save my life." he said and he smiled then.
"With you, you needed this to make sure you stayed alive, and continue to control their attempts to discredit you. But them, they're not following mission safety parameters is the reason they're half human. Well as I said: perform reconnaissance, determine threats, and if possible, make peaceful contact. With the peoples of these worlds, and value the science and culture value." Addison said and they all paled at that.
"Recon of 30 miles, in every direction around the gate, determine the threat, that threat is this, if you don't pay attention to scents and safety rules. You said, repeatedly no drinking on duty, and pay attention to the key sentence. Anyone getting beyond flirtatious at the dinner table and offers you something to drink. Or eat now, saying the key sentence, which is actually code for 'you are mine, I want you.'."
"Said is a date rape waiting to happen, but look at me, then look at them." he said and they nodded. "Point taken, you said, we said, time and time again, no drinking on duty, and they don't even that's a problem. And it's because to them anthropology missions are dangerous right now, but warzones aren't." Hammond said sternly to this. "Yep, and with that, if they're going to disregard safety protocols they deserve this in truth."
"Want you, they want you, so said offered drink or food from that person, is drugged, and to be avoided at all cost, ask for something else. Just how stupid can you be, did you take the offered drink, they gave, once they start the under table flirtations. You're screwed here, because your body sees it's time to and wants to start mating what the hell is the matter with you idiots here." Landry said sternly and they all paled.
"Beautiful, I…, on the angel's projected path, my dear friend, are you..?" he started to say and then smiled. "Walter I want you to look up the Ancient planets, scattered in range of La Rochelle, which was on the Abydos Cartouche." he said and Walter nodded, and did that, and a second later 23 planets appeared, with the coordinates and he smiled. And then typed, country analysis, and the word France appeared in red, and they all paled in shock.
"That's her kingdom dad, General, these 23 are the courts and commoner planets, that's Shyla, right here." he said and he and the 10 nodded smiling then. "Walter back off a second, uh let's see here, Reims." he said and the designation number appeared. "Montpellier." he said, typing the name in, and the designation number appeared next, and then typed in the names of the planet, as he had memorized their coordinates then quickly.
"I never been to the 16 yet, but these 8 are the quintet, Shyla, Andre and Nichole and Colette, she's Nichole's lady in waiting, she's our age, Nichole is no older then you." he said, pointing out the planets marked in red, and they nodded smiling gently. "Then you better take the message here, if you're scared of them, best just back off. Before she snatches Neumann and his team next." Matheson said, and they swallowed hard at that
"My Dear friend, my original remark to you, when I came back, my radio was on, they were listening to the entire conversation. I mean it, nothing changes my feelings for you, I love you, I was ready to move on. But the quartet, determined to protect themselves, refused and was holding me hostage. Only now I'm retired from green department, I am truly blue now, so you get to me Teal'C and my friends now."
"But if we can't be together one way, I will stay your consort, I promise you that, I'll cone back as often as I can, after this next visit now, I swear to that, my love, only now that they destroyed my happiness, I'm retired from the green team. And permanently, the military leaders and the president, they reactivated my department. So truly blue, my words to you and your father are true, nothing changes my feelings."
"For you, going on a guess, if the heavens chose you as my future, it means I'm destined to become the first human angel and you were my first stop. As I finished what you set out to do, become the fifth race as the angels representative. But my ex peers are too young, too immature, your way was more civilized in truth. I can make a life with you, but unless it's an emergency, I'm not coming back to green base here."
"So if I never find her, I could start over, and restart my family name, I'm an orphan, though I love my adoptive family, I want to start my family again. Return to what I truly am good at, but my promise is being kept, they're sending me back. But I just laid into her and O'neill, but they just sidelined me, green uniform here. But my real color reactivated me for return to duty, so with you having a ring opener now."
"The established link is between both ring openers is going to connect immediately, but the green base is going into lockdown, for 4 months. I'll come back, and this time I mean it, but the green turned reds, and the reds, just hospitalized me. In said attempted, and the elixir just saved my life, thank you for your help, my love. I'll be back in 21 days, Daniel Jackson, Commander, SGA-1." he said, as he wrote his message.
For Shyla, and tied it into a roll, and sent it through to her then gently then. "The her being Sam now, you mean, I hear the real anger in your voice at her here. Lying to you about her location, the original location, the constant jabs, and Kenny. What more can be said, but that you had your fill of her?" Hammond said and she started shaking, hearing the absolute anger and hatred in his voice at her then and for what she just pulled that year.
"That's the reason exactly, they're not hearing from me after this, after her cruel remark on Sha're after this. But that's a sadistic case of irony, when or if Nirrti escapes custody or better, Cronus dies or is killed. So whichever comes first, but Cassie is a casualty or war, so they go back in there, they're not coming back out." he said and they all started shaking in fear, realizing he was condemning them for life after this.
"That's the worst punishment you can give." Matheson said gently to that. "After what they did to me, and killing her father, costing him one last chance to see me. The quartet are forbidden from coming there ever again, it's just blue teams now. So General, Dave's tinge of blue on the tv show, blue slacks, blue jacket and black t-shirt. We're doing this the right way, but the full soldiers keep getting slammed here now."
"But in truth, just how can that be my fault when they never take anthropology seriously." Daniel said and Hammond nodded. "Yes and these anthropology missions, on first contact, not military missions. If they want action and military missions, they can be turned into Mobile Infantry, your military intelligence, and first contact." Addison said sternly and they all paled then, now realizing that was their big mistake in not listening.
"And to say this now, in truth, you idiots, and don't give me that line of crap Colonel, the president authorized him to really give it his all. But it's because of soldiers like you, Makepeace and Hanson we're not getting enough done!" He said and he swallowed. 'Fair enough, I'm sending Evan Kovechek and his team, as we can pretend Daniel wasn't there, when he really was now.' Hammond thought sternly in response and they paled.
Before the gate got activated in response, and a message was thrown through it, and the guard grabbed it, and brought it to Daniel, and he read it and smiled gently then. "Alright General, here's what she said, 'Dear my love, yes you guessed correctly, before settling here, Father encountered an angel by the name of Morgan Le Fay. She said one day, a young man with a gift for languages, would come to us, that man dressed in a color."
"Of Green or Blue, would be the first of the earthborn Angels, since we moved off Earth, not long after Ra's minor was killed, but we are the angel's trap. For the bad gods, who you call the system lords, but we are what you call the 5th race now. You becoming like us, as we pretended to be a system lord mining colony. Was to protect my people, and you were, after you chose to become my betrothed now in truth."
"The chosen representative from your planet, as we, together, become the fifth race against them." he read out and the sextet all paled in shock. "Only now it seems we become the chosen punishment for reds, we were, not long before you arrived. Visited by a ambassador of the grouping you call the Tollan, alerting us you learned much. In testing you till you and father dropped the act, you proved the point of his lesson."
"But, unfortunately, now we become the trap, for officers like your ex team, with you telling me you just quit the Green soldiers. As a result of the Greens cruel treatment of you, that which they deserved their punishments now. And even more so, now that you told me you used it, but you're right, if she never wanted to catch it herself. And as you say here, she should have opted out, or not be drinking at all, in truth now.'."
"If you are briefing your new unit and friends, if Commander Martell is coming for a visit to reconcile now. Then alert him to stay clear of Satasha's village boundaries, they are off the north ridge we met at. And I thank you for the truth coming out, now that I know father arranged that, with the radio on, nothing's changed. Your remark, you wouldn't be coming back to me, if you didn't care, translation, you love me.'."
"You love me, you never stopped here now, I understand now, you were ready to move on with me now, so long as you stay involved with the green base. Then your loved ones are endanger, of the Red soldiers, if your old mate, my counterpart. There on earth is safe, then all the better, our relationship never changed at all. That, you still love me, and as a friend, but if more so, we get a chance now here finally."
"If you're coming back to me as you heal emotionally I can heal your heart, if you lost her again in truth. As for the status check as you say, the supplies you given us, have insured our kingdom has enough for 3 years. If this year is the next deposit of my country's supplies, then I know the agreement over the sarcophagus. And the drugs are met, and are continued business, despite the Green, turned Red's objection.'."
"As such in the year I took Father's place, everyone has never been happier, and we're created a better, stronger economy then the Reds ever expected. The mine is at the halfway, I know you're expecting things as the same, as during your trip here. To see Father and me, and you would be right, so though I created my own ways. 70% of Father's old rituals and customs remained, in honor of him, you know he loved you.'."
"But if they did that, as revenge for his holding them hostage, after they barely killed you, then they better stay clear of me. Especially that white headed tramp, after I read the diary entry, I never loathed anyone more. For that act of cruelty now, when the trap was meant for the trio, not for her. So remember the rules you created and pass them to your new team.'." he read and she went white, realizing the queen was pissed then.
"Morgan Le Fay, of the Arthur legends?" Cam asked and he smiled. "Looks like it, we just jumped off Old Testament and entered Catholicism now. Looks like the Ancient rules, regarding trade and enlightenment, which is another word for going to heaven. And gaining your wings as an angel, matched the Catholic church." he said and Hammond nodded with a bemused smile. "If that's not irony, nothing is." Parker said to that smiling.
"Oh boy, yeah nice work, people, as she's become her father in every sense of the word right now. Hence the 'do choose your words and actions wisely, ladies and gentlemen. Or they maybe your last', tone of voice there, but there's your remark on King Francis. And Queen Marie, makes sense, she's Queen Danielle, in every sense of the word, just 15 years older." Lou said and she and Jack swallowed hard at that remark.
"In traveling to my kingdom, our sports as you remember, are archery, horse back riding, tennis, soccer and bowling, so whoever your new command is. Now like these sports, you get to enjoy yourselves now, the banquets are 4 times a year. So your trip to come visit me, corresponds with the month long follow up interim now. With my courts, so you get to see Athos, Porthos, Aramis, Dar'tagnan and Aramis's twin now.'."
"The Festival pre is set for next month, and you can see that too, as we fix things between us and you and I, if you found her, we stay friends. If not you and I start over and we can fix things between us now, so your mandate now. Remember your mandate and if you're still suffering lingering pain from the broken bones. We just installed what you call a heated pool to take the edge off the pain now, my friend.'."
"With it being mid summer here, you know living here during the summer and spring, is there is a beach out back behind my palace, albeit the treeline. And you can see the city too that way, but 1 year trading between us, has resulted in the livestocks. Now quadrupling in size, we had enough food to last us 36 months, time for our deposits. If the drugs are to your liking, we can provide more, and we continue business now.'."
"As you said blue command, well under that, as you said civilian ran with military help, I decided only blue teams are allowed in my kingdom. You're my subjects, you got on my good side, the way you would Father's now. But there's two bits of advice I offer, that 1) everyone of my courts, barring Aramis and his brother Raoul. Are your parents age, to them you're mid adolescents in adult bodies, expect them to adopt."
"And 2), if anyone starts getting beyond flirtatious at the dinner table, and offer you anything, without said key sentence, and left unsaid too. Which you already brought the elixir home with you, we can adjust it to prevent it. What you call date rape, as your teams commit it to memory, sight, taste and smell. But I must warn you, alien spirits, as you call alcohol, are 10x stronger then your best name spirit right now."
"But our non alcoholic drinks give the slight dash of champagne, what you call a mimosa now, only instead of orange, it's grape flavored. What you call a non alcoholic cocktail, I provided 7 types of the said, all tasting of that. And of which you call soda pop, just without the carbonation to them, giving you a taste that which is iced soda.'." he read out, and they turned and saw 8 bottles with the named fruit contents then.
"If you have something that looks like this, I need to see it now!" Vala shouted and Landry charged up to the General's secret stash, and put it on the table, and she set it next to it. "Oh my god, they're virtually identical, alright nobody touch it, if they're identical to Jack Daniels. Or straight alcohol don't touch it period, no drinking on duty!" Haden shouted and the members going SGA all nodded, as they looked between them in fear, knowing it was going to be close.
As she quickly poured a bit of it into a cup, poured the Jack Daniels and then put the spare blindfold on herself, as Daniel swapped them around, and she picked one up. "This one is the earth human alcohol." she said, before picking up the other and swung it under her nose. "This is the elixir, don't touch it, as you can get a very strong sense of peppermint, frankincense. And cinnamon from this one, if said second plant is used for freshening up the room now here."
"But listen to me, your remarks on said love goddess, who is into endless intercourse, her name is Quetesh, she's the goa'uld goddess of sexual pleasure and entertainment." she said and Cam nodded. "She's the goddess of hookers and partying, eat, drink and be merry." he said to clarify and she nodded gently. "I'd say she's Dionysus and Aphrodite rolled into one." Anna said and she nodded. "Indeed and you would be correct, Hannah." Teal'C said and Hammond smiled then.
"You know, you haven't stopped using my real name, since we met." she said and he smiled gently. "Indeed, but big brother, with my knowledge combined with your's, it makes quite the deadly weapon." he said and she smiled in affection then. "Indeed." she said playfully and he smiled at her, and her parents chuckled at that. "There's the pretense here of the damn comic book tv show, this is what happens, that never go biting off more then you can chew here."
"But Amazing Stories and this episode combined into one, there is only one way to reverse it, but she just butchered the possibility to free themselves. Based on faulty information, there in which on the genuine Tok'ra have, and Selmak was the expert on the damn thing." Daniel said and they nodded. "So 9 or 10, in a working one is really 27 to 30, you need to use it 40 times to reverse it, in the working correctly ones?" Cam said to him and he nodded to him gently then.
As Daniel froze and lifted his head then, before smiling. "Nine Months." he said and Cam smiled. "You're a romantic comedy fan?" he asked and he nodded. "As Jeff's sister said to Julianne, if she has a baby, it means Hugh has to grow up, and time to settle down." he said and Sam froze in fear then. "That's what this is meant for, it's not meant to get you ensnared into endless intercourse, it's to stop running from commitment." he said and their parents smiled.
"You were close to letting Sha're go, and moving on, only no Sha're, and instead, you chose to get back together with Sarah." Mac said gently and he nodded. "Yeah and the reason is, though we tried for months, no go, it looks like Earth genetics are not compatible. With Abydonians, and Apophis's host was Abydonian." he said and they nodded. "But earthling to earthling are, and Sarah's your type." Matheson said smiling and he nodded gently then.
"Well I can start a family now, my baby boy, in two years, and he's a 3 year old me, by the time I return dad, if I get my mind revamped." he said and they smiled in delight then. "Little you as we remember you, but only we remember what you look and sounded like. At that age, but if he's you in everything that counts, the powers got thrown into him and his baby brother. As it runs in the male side, and the second born gains your name." Dillon said and he nodded then.
"And issues in the house, as Sarah and I decide to share an apartment, then not long, we arrange the second bedroom for a baby, in either color, before, if we have twins. Then the second bedroom, because her's next, but there it is, this elixir, is a way now. To stop running from commitment, and time to settle down, only after Jonas two years ago. She's scared to death of commitment, and is enjoying the job too much." he said and she swallowed hard then.
"When we, your parents want you to settle down, but you, you like your bachelor, or rette lifestyle, till whoever it is, wants to get serious, and time to settle down. They use this, we just prevent it's use from date rape, Aramis realized she been a bachelorette too long and decided. It was time to settle down, and she's scared to death of commitment, based on Jonas." Matheson said and Daniel nodded and she swallowed hard, realizing her body chose for her, in Aramis.
"Hookers or a harlot, and into endless partying, and there's the reason why after hours, most women that grew up without religion, end up at the bars clubbing. Before heading back for their apartment, knowing that doing it for real result could result in a pregnancy. And time to stop messing around and get married, which is why the lotus blossoms. Said are being used, but the effects, just resulted in reversing that now, she's trying to get them tied down now finally."
"So for women that don't want to settle down, any man that wants to get serious here, settle down and start a family here. And said girl, who is Hugh's character in reverse now, before he stopped running from this, can use this. And now said man or woman is trapped, as they don't have a choice in the matter." Catherine said and Hammond tried to keep from laughing. "Oh nice weapon, my lady, you just created the perfect way to stop screwing around and get serious."
"Alright orange, strawberry, grape, lemonade, apple cider, this one is definitely non alcoholic brandy, and the one next to it, matches it exactly." Warner said, after taking a shot off it, and they nodded in relief. "Wait a damn minute, why is she doing this for you, but she never did that for us?" Sam said shaking, realizing that's what it was used for and he crossed his arms. "It's because the man you lust after was their target now." Hammond said sternly and she paled.
"The brown one is the elixir, she must have removed the dangerous contents, so it's looking like brandy, but commit that to memory!" Daniel shouted and the 2 teams nodded sternly. "As I said, anyone our age, or a little older and younger, never say the key sentence as you say, and in start getting beyond at the table. And offer you something to drink, we also provide candy tasting of those ingredients in taste and smell."
"Decline immediately, as I provided a list of alternatives, in drinks and snacks, after dinner now.'." he read and he passed the second list to the teams and they read through the list of alternatives, smiled and nodded to the help she provided. "Thank you my dear lady, you been most helpful, well we get the warnings and good hospitality. They got arrested, okay mid huh, okay, we're cubs, Sirs, ladies." Bert said and Hammond chuckled.
"As such the diplomatic incident that is being left unsaid, upon arrival on my planet now, so Reds, or Green, turned Reds, I warn you now. That you better take heed of my warnings here now, my guards are a half musketeers. Pretending to be Jaffa the other half plant humanoids, that look like the plant on your media. Said would be the musical turned movie of said plant and instead of torture, they love to tickle people.'."
"So take heed, before they tickle you to death, after I arrested you for the cave in you caused right now, or the next time I see you, you're being fully converted. We did try to warn you off, and you never took the message, so this is your warning now. Leave it be, before your eternal damnation becomes us, Blue teams, I will have my servants. Ready to attend to you, just remember Daniel's advice, and take heed now people.'."
"If the admirals ordered no drinking, we have a nice substitute you'll enjoy, so remember Daniel's training advice if you're new to my kingdom. And Enjoy our hospitality, I will see you soon, Shyla Beaumont, Queen of La Rochelle.'." he read out and the teams joining him then nodded. "Thank you Majesty, we needed the advice and gentle warning, and take the message, you idiots." Landry said sternly to this news.
And with a stern look as they looked at the quartet sternly and they started shaking, realizing their mistake was never listening for that key sentence. Said left unsaid, and were drinking on duty, and Hammond had forbidden just that right now. "So horse back riding, raquetball, bowling, archery, soccer and golf hmm, nice choice, that appeals to our tastes. We're scientists rather than soldiers, and these sports are set to us, I play soccer."
"I also like to bowl." Dixon said smiling and he nodded smiling then. "There's the key Andy, we play games with them, attend business dinners. As for said remark, on the plants, she means Little Shop Of Horrors, they look like Audrey II. When in their natural form right now, and fully grown now, but they're harmless guys, in truth. They just love to tickle people, nothing makes them happier, then hearing their target laugh now."
"But just stay on the path, Shyla marked for you, and east of the forest, the Treeple's village are Northeast of the town right now, so stay clear. Before you get jumped here, and her sanctuary is marked by the cross of the Jesuits: this." he said and holding up his family cross and they all nodded in relief he said that. "They certainly took the act of religion to the max, that eternal damnation for this became her kingdom now."
"And attempted murder is enough to consider you're going to hell, only hell became a never ending cycle of sin, in the form of lust, in the sexual sense." Dixon said and Landry nodded in stern agreement then to that opinion. "Or worse Netu, which, if Martouf's information is correct, is the real version of the Game: Mars. Phobo and Deimos, Deimos it's hovering over hell itself, Sokar is Satan." Daniel said and he nodded sternly.
"Let me guess, if there are real demons, they look like the new one, that the operator turned into on the movie. In the science version of the game, said chromosome, and the narrator is you?" Dixon said and he nodded. "Reds or green turned reds, that matches the quartet and the NID perfectly." Warner said and Hammond nodded. "Indeed and I get the message, so if we're children trapped in our adult bodies when there."
"Then don't do anything to aggravate them or we're going to die laughing." Teal'C said with a bemused smile and the trio of teams coming with Daniel nodded. "Indeed, you never wanted to get slammed with anything, pay attention, no drinking on duty. Anyone getting beyond flirtatious at the table, pay close attention, damn it. Well their sins are greed, envy, anger and pride now, so there's the penalty." Addison said sternly to this.
"Serves them right though, they're not supposed to be drinking on duty anyway, dumb shit, where the hell is your brain. As these rules exist for a reason, you think you're above them?" Hammond said and they went white, realizing it came down to them drinking. "To you, they're dangerous, as a full soldier, but to you, things you see as said, we don't, as they're not dangerous, if you don't provoke them 1) and 2) here right now."
"Take precautions, but I said time and again, you're not supposed to be drinking on duty, but do you ever listen to that remark?" Daniel asked and they paled at that, realizing they never did and they all kept getting slammed for it right now as well. "You also provoked them, that 1) you beat the crap out of Porthos, just to escape 2). You caused that cave in, and nearly killed 350 people including me, and 3), her father had only weeks left."
"And he died of a broken heart, one you caused." he said and they started shaking violently. "They killed him out of a broken heart, out of kidnapping you, her especially, well Jerry did say the mission is not over yet. And it won't be, till you return to planet and finish the job, and her decision, killed him. So I agree with the queen's use of the word, tramp, well she is one, out of crazed jealousy." Carson said sternly to that remark.
And she went white, realizing it was her, she killed Pyrus, and he decided she deserved being half human now. "Whatever she and the lord decide as punishment, I will abide by, but you did this to yourselves, your words become your curse. To quote you now, I'm not saying don't debate this, claiming this debate is not over. But then you're right it's never over with you, you'd rather ignore morality for the sake of the brass ring."
"That why debate this when we're in the fortress of our ally's enemy and you already shot down one of our allies, we can, all I'm saying is, do it in private. We want to debate this, we can do it in private, without the enemy listening in. The job was to give them a fighting chance, not actually jump right in there and turn the tide. But you never do, and you don't see that's a problem, as in the end, you're the arrogant one."
"I'm trying to show I'm the leader of the team, making good, wholesome trade deals, and you're nitpicking my trades, when I have more experience here. But I find something I don't like, call it a dried well and move on, and opportunity strikes. When Yosuf and Jacob offer a trade deal, after we get the whatever worst now. Then the system lords enemy just showing up out of the blue." he said and Jack went white at that.
"Good point, call it dried well, if you hear something that rings all the alarm bells, and we get a secondary with Jake coming home for a visit." Hammond said gently realizing he just reversed their argument on Jack, and that put him then. And in hot water with the dogs of D.C., let alone him as their commander and Sam went white. In realizing to them, Daniel was right and Jack was wrong, as Daniel had more experience, after 9 months trading at the time.
"Indeed, Daniel knows more and you screwed up at the time, if you do that trade without the questions, as do that. And not only is Kinsey out for blood, as are we, after you got involved without our say so." Addison said sternly to that. "But everything you see as safe, we see as a threat, take Yosuf's next science project. You see dangerous, things we see as safe, are dangerous to you, but to quote Dan again right now."
"Always dangerous to you, after Kynthia, hmm, you took the cake, you could have said no, but you didn't. As same for the serum and the elixir, could have said no, but you didn't. Not my fault, if you paid attention in mythology class, you would never keep walking into things." he said smiling and he started shaking. "It's safe, so long as you never drink on duty, I enjoyed going there, good food, soak in the culture here."
"In the way Dan said, where's your sense of adventure here, hmm, too scared to really let your guard down?" he asked and he started going pale then. "So no, we just know how to have fun, enjoy ourselves, as long as we're careful, we can enjoy going there. Get good food, excellent entertainment and at the same time strike a deal here. But I suppose your idea of entertainment is a pontoon boat, fish from them, swim too."
"And from them and even bringing a barbecue along, so you can eat said fish off them, cruise the lake in comfort. Just blow off a night, to enjoy watching the stars, that's your idea of a vacation, go to the lake, up in Wisconsin, you love the great outdoors, yeah okay. Well that's where we differ, my family is more into going to a very nice concert, a night at the orpheum now as we see Wayne Newton, but before."
"Now, that we go out for a night on the town, if not that, we go to see Wrigley bros. Barnum and Bailey now. If I had children, the circus, if not that, we go to new exhibit at the museum. Go to the opera, see a musical, these types of things, enjoy a good ski boat, cruising the lake, as you go hang gliding, what's wrong with that?" Daniel said and Jack paled, realizing his idea of fun matched what Daniel Akyroyd as his character.
Then suggested to John Candy as his own and he was being seen, as he was a family man, was, he reflected, being the operative word. And of wanting to enjoy his last five years with his son, before he left for college. "But going to Wayne Newton or to go wish an old man you never met happy birthday, huh. Oh what's wrong here, not into the whole eat, drink and be merry here, see everything as a threat, you brought back the plague."
"I tried to warn you?" he asked, smirking and they and Sam paled at that, realizing to Daniel they were a bunch of hard asses then as a result. "If my parents were still alive, on our nights off, we go to the museum, go to soak up culture. Being what we are, book worms, anthropologists, you're like Beverly or just like John Candy. You have an un natural view of looking at the bad side of things, that's your problem here in truth."
"You wouldn't know a good time if it came up and bit you." he said and they paled, realizing he was just like Chevy Chase and Dan Akyroyd in opinions then as they were shaking. "Point taken Daniel, you made your point, and while though I love going camping, I like a chance to enjoy a good old fashioned. In festivals every now and again, but if I see this for myself, and took Andy and Frank there, then I'm seeing this right now."
"And from your point of view, they're not dangerous, you just need be on your guard. But then this is why we create rules in missions to protect us, but no drinking on duty, listen closely to words, and anyone starts getting beyond flirtatious, be careful." Landry said gently to him at that. "To quote Dan now, you know what your problem is here Colonels, you wouldn't know a good time, if it came down from the sky."
"Crash landed on you and started to wiggle here." he said sternly and the SGA smiled at the news. "Watch the expert in action, because these planets, they're 1/50th of the suppository system that the Ancients left in your head." he said and they went white then, in never seeing that coming then."Round it off, and place the french flag next to them, Graham!" Daniel shouted out and Graham nodded, as he reactivated the stargates.
"East quadrant, south of La Rochelle, and trace the line, from La Rochelle to Calais." he said and they nodded and they did it, as they saw the planets popping up. "Planetary names are La Rochelle, Calais, Montpellier, Paris, Toulouse, Gascony, Lyonnaise, Amiens. Orleans, Dunkirk, Rouen, Caen, La Havre, Dijon, Quimper, Nantes, Brest, Bordeaux, Versailles, Bayonne, Nice, Colmar, Tours, the last 6 are commoner planets now.
"And ruled by the Grand Duke, so though we got to the sextet, that's just anthropology studies, the 18 are our business partners now. Only the NID and anyone acting like them just ran afoul of Shyla's kingdom now, they're the fifth race." he said and they nodded, as they finished uploading it into it. "Shyla's kingdom is the 5th race, and, now if we acted more like them at the time here, the quartet would see we grew up."
"That's ironic right now, they see this as the SGC is too young, but the SGA, just right, because they thrive on violence and threat and force." Landry said and Hammond nodded and Sam swallowed hard, realizing Daniel was done with violence. And threat and force now, and being what the trio and Omac what them to be. "Actually Alex, it might be best to have the quartet moved to my hospital, I did it before right now, I can do it again now."
"You remember: it took Eric and his trio to subdue John, so I could put him under right now, with a skilled soldier, with level 5 training I can double that. And keep them in the maximum security side of the hospital, with the observation windows." Plummer's double said and he nodded. "The guys and I were in our 30's, but 42 years later, nothing ever changes here, so with that in mind, Dr. Frasier is deactivated starting now."
"One, 2) is I want these guys fully sedated, if they're refusing to take their meds, go to what the trio did to Linda, and make sure they swallow it. Just have her surrounded by the ones that did Linda, in terms of personality. The trio, is what you decided with John now, as you said, schizophrenia is degenerative here. As most days maybe symptom free, but over time, they're getting worse." he said and the doctor nodded.
"Done, after dealing with John and his condition getting worse, at the time, well as Jackson said, nothing worse then losing your mind. And knowing it's happening, only the problem with that was he had, for the last 2 years since Hathor. As I said to Alicia, what is more likely: your husband, or wife, a skilled soldier, with no knowledge. And how to resist alien mind control techniques, is still pretending he never did that."
"To his arm, and before Frasier says that I'm making him sound crazy, or he completely lost his grip on reality. Now the only way I can help these four is to show them the difference, between what is real, and what's in their minds." he said and they all paled at that remark. "Do it, James, but they're suffering paranoid schizophrenia, to the level of the Othello complex here, so maximum security, drugged and locked up."
"If not the thorazine, use the haloperidol, because that's what they used on Daniel, and it took weeks to recovery from that, so poetic justice." he said and he nodded sternly and the quartet paled. "That's fine son, I can reverse this tactic, on them, medicate them and let them rest now." he said sternly to this news. "So there we go, if Yosuf thinks this too, we got a way to mend some fences now in truth, as we do this right now."
"Well Lya is going to find that amusing, that the ones running afoul of Pyrus's kingdom, are the too young soldiers she insulted. So there it is, to the Earth is still very young, and not bothering to take training seriously. Treating this like an arms race, and the only one who is-is you and like the quartet. Pyrus adopted you as his own, and sees this as you actually learned something from him, the way she did."
"And you learned something from her and Omac right now, proving you're being a man grown now." Hammond said with a bemused smile then. "And before sending MALP's, you sent a live human being to field these planes. Me being that like MALP now right now, that she and I have a strong bond, they like me in truth here. So I got the knowledge and know how, in how to do this, without getting snatched in truth."
"But in order to get results done right, you have to get fully involved in their activities the festival demo is next month, I'm not missing it right now." he said and Parker smiled. "The Feast of Fools, Pyrus brought it with him!" Anna said then and he nodded. "There's your remark, attend functions, play sports with them and enjoy a nice. And laid back, schedule, till said timer, if there is one, quits." Dixon said smiling and he nodded then.