Mushroom Story

by F14M3RZ

In a world where males are a commodity and everyone is a gijinka, join Mario on this monster girl quest as he saves Prince Peach from Queen Bowsa in this retelling of Paper Mario 64. Adopted from the OG theirself, Mushroomstoryperson, and inspired by the mind of ShadowKnux372.

23. Chapter 22: Dry Dry Ruins

The door to the palace rumbled as it closed behind them, blocking out the sun and leaving them with nothing but darkness and the smell of sand.

"Welp… it's dark in here." Goommaria observed after a few moments.

"Bar bark!" Chompy agreed.

"I don't suppose any of you have a flashlight, do you?" asked Mario.

"Tengo nada." Goommaria replied.

"Um… I'm empty-shelled too." added Koopie.

"Wait, hold on a second… I think I've got something." Bombette said as she took off her backpack and placed what sounded like a bundle of sticks onto the ground.

"What are you doing?" Mario asked curiously as he heard the sound of wood rubbing against wood.

"I brought some sticks with me in case we ever needed to start a fire, and I'm pretty sure now's as good as time as any." Bombette replied. "Now just give me a moment and… viola!"

A second later and light began to fill the room, revealing that Bombette was lying on the floor with a stick between her exposed breasts and a small fire underneath her chest.

"What in the world did you do?" Koopie asked in surprise.

"Well, you know that trick where you rub your hands together with a stick between them to start a fire? Well, I did that, but with something I have a bit more… experience rubbing together."

"Wow… lighting fires with a titfuck…" Goommaria said she shook her head. "Now I've seen everything."

"Crap, it's starting to go out!" Bombette suddenly cut in. "Quick, someone get something to use as a torch!"

"Uh, would these torches on the wall work?" Koopie asked hurriedly.

"Yes, yes, just hurry!" Bombette replied.

Koopie quickly rushed back with the long stick in hand and dipped it into the flames, eventually managing to light it.

"Alright, there we go…" the Koopa said as she carefully stood back up and lit the rest of the torches on the wall. "One for you, and one for you, and one for you, and one for you!" she said as she passed them out to all her friends.

"Ruff ruff!" Chompy barked happily with a torch sticking out of her mouth.

"Alright then, now we can start exploring this place prop-" Mario began to say before being interrupted by the sound of a microphone's feedback filling the entrance hall.

"Is this thing on?" they all heard a voice say. "It is? Oh, uh… bleaag, blooooaaaagh! I'm the huge and scary Tutankoopa! Remorseless queen of the desert! Who dares set foot in this, my palace of the sands? Speak and be known!"

"My name's Mario, and these are my friends!" Mario replied confidently. "We're here to set the Star Spirit free and send you packing back to the Koopa Troop!"

"Heck yeah!" Goommaria cheered. "We don't care how big and scare you are, we're an unstoppable team! So you might as well make things easier for yourself and give up now!"

The group then waited for a minute or two for a response, but nothing seemed to happen. Eventually, they heard the voice say "What do you mean it doesn't receive audio when it's in speaker mode...? Uh, sorry about that! I didn't understand what you said because of, uh, my massive brain! But it matters not, because anyone who dares defile the sacred palace of the Pharaoh is sure to meet their dooooom! Leave now, or disaster shall fall upon you!"

They then heard the speakers finally turn off.

"Yeah, I think we'll take our chances." Bombette replied. "Let's go."

They then began exploring deeper into the halls of the dark palace, where they found the windows all bricked up and the hallways completely desolate except for a few unlit torches on the wall and the ever-present sand on the floor. Eventually, they passed into a larger hallway lined with stone sarcophagi on the left side, and strange pictures along the right. Mario glanced closely at them as they passed, and noticed that it looked like one, massive orgy consisting mostly of single women being pleased by large groups of men.

"Say, do you guys know what's up with these pictures on the wall?" Mario asked. "Is this, like, how people got their porn before magazines and VHS was invented?"

"Actually, I think they painted these to help record their history." Goommaria replied. "Now, I'm not an archaeologist, but I'd guess by these hieroglyphics that these are from a time where harems were still legal, and that these women are likely nobles or royalty."

"Woah, wait a minute." Mario said as he stopped in his tracks. "You mean to tell me that you guys had harems of men here?"

The girls of the group looked at each other in confusion for a few moments before Koopie replied "Uh… yeah. What other kind of harms are there?"

"I'm sorry, it's just that… I kinda expected things to be the other way around, what with the sex ratio and everything…" Mario said, still in shock.

"Actually, it's precisely because of that ratio that the harem system was formed." Goommaria replied. "A girl would marry, by force if necessary, lots of men, and then she'd sell their bodies and semen to all the millions of women who didn't have husbands. By doing that, they basically guaranteed that they'd never have to work a day in their lives."

"But, naturally, the fact that a few girls owned all the men and kept the best dick for themselves didn't exactly sit well with most women, so there was a lot of civil unrest as a result." added Bombette, not noticing that the coffins behind them were slowly starting to open.. "As such, there hasn't been a country where polygamy is legal for over fifty years."

"So you're saying that men marrying multiple women just… isn't a thing here?" asked Mario.

"Basically." Goommaria answered. "In fact, it's essentially unheard of."

"Huh…" Mario grunted as his friends turned to leave. "Hey, hold on a second. Squeeks are Mono, right?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?" Goommaria asked.

"Well, it looks like in these pictures that some of these men have mouse ears." Mario replied.

"Wait, what?" Goommaria gasped as she walked back towards Mario. "That can't be… maybe it's a girl using a strap-on?"

Before Mario could reply, he was interrupted by the sound of sarcophagus lids slamming to the ground behind them. Turning around, they saw what looked like Pokeys standing inside the coffins, only their skin was green instead of yellow, and their bodies were draped in loose white rags.

"Hey guysssss… watcha doing in a place like thisssss?" one hissed as they began walking towards the group.

"We were just leaving!" Mario replied as he and his friends broke into a run towards the other end of the hall.

"Aw, leaving so ssssssoon? We had a door prize prepared and evvvverything." another Pokey Mummy said as she held out a spiky green badge.

"Thanks, but no thanks!" Goommaria shouted behind her. "We'd like to remain free, if you don't mind!"

"But with this, you can touch our spikesssss rissk freeeeeeee! Honessst!" the Pokey Mummy holding the badge replied.

"Pretty sure there's even less risk if we don't touch them at all!" Mario counted as they reached the end of the hallway and came across a large stone door blocking their path. "Quick, get it open before they reach us!"

The group tried their best to push the door open, but found that it only budged a few inches.

"Hold on a sec, guys." Bombette said as she pushed the others away from the door. "I've got this."

"Such sssssspoil sportsssssss…" the Pokey Mummy with the badge said as she put it away. "Well then… if you don't want protection… then we will just have to do thisssss without it."

Bombette, meanwhile, prepared to blast the door open with a powerful punch as her fuse made its way up her back. But, right before she was about to land her punch, her ponytail suddenly stopped and she collapsed to the ground with a pained "Ah!" Looking at Bombette's back, they saw several green needles embedded into her shoulders.

"Bombette!" Goommaria called out as she picked up her dazed friend by the shoulders. "You guys keep opening the door, I've got her!"

Mario and Koopie both grunted as they forced the door the rest of the way open, Chompy dropping her torch to so she could join in as well.

"Go go go!" Mario shouted as they forced the door open enough to squeeze through, and Goommaria to drag Bombette through. Mario and the others quickly followed behind, shutting the door behind them and placing some broken bricks in front of it to help keep it shut.

"Awwww… they got away..." one of the Pokey Mummies groaned on the other side of the door. "Soooooo… You girls want to go out for drinksssss?"

"Are you alright?" Mario asked concernedly. "Do you think you can stand?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." Bombette said as she stood bup. "Just give me a second and- wha, whoa!"

A second later and Bombette fell right back onto her breasts.

"Ow…" she groaned in pain.

"I think maybe you should rest here for a little while, Bombette." suggested Mario.

"Yeah, you're starting to sweat a little." Koopie said as she knelt down and pulled a bottle of tonic out of her shell. "You guys scout around a little. I'll keep Bombette company until you get back."

"Aw, you're too kind, Koopie!" Bombette smiled as she took a sip of the tonic. "Bleh! Never mind, I take that back! You're not kind at all!"

"Sorry!" Koopie hastily apologized. "I know the medicine doesn't taste good, but you have to drink it if you don't want to stay sick."

"The heavy cost of being healthy…" Bombette laughed grimly as she started sipping again.

"Now then, let's try and get our bearings here." Mario said as he raised his torch and took a good look at the room around him. There, he saw that it was filled with several staircases that led to unknown destinations and, at the far of of the room, he found a massive stone door flanked by three large Chain Chomp statues - one on each side, and one in front of them. As he got closer to them, Mario noticed that there were strange symbols underneath the statues with small dials underneath them. But, right before he could turn the dial, he heard the temple's speakers turn back on and he stopped in his tracks.

"Fool!" he heard someone shout in the distance. "Oh, wait, hold on."

He was then greeted by the sound of a chair scooting forward.

"Fool!" the voice restarted. "You have ignored my warning, haven't you? You fool! You will fall to my legions and become a mummy of the sands, just like all those who oppose the great, mighty, and large Tutankoopa!"

They then heard the speakers click as they turned back off.

"Well, anyways, I'm going to hazard a guess that she's behind this door." Mario said, ignoring Tutankoopa once again.

"And I'm going to hazard that you're right." Goommaria agreed. "Any ideas on how to get inside?"

"It looks like we can change the symbols underneath the statues with these dials." Mario pointed out. "So maybe we can get in if we input the right combination?"

"Maybe… but where are we going to get the code?" asked Goommaria.

"Well, we do have the rest of the palace to explore." Mario replied. "Why don't we start there?"

"Bark bark!" Chompy agreed as they began walking up a set of stairs to the right of the stone door.

At the top of the stairs, they found a large room with a high ceiling, but was still mostly filled with sand. Peering over the dirt, they did see the heads of a few Chain Chomp statues in the distance, but they also knew that it would be a waste of time trying to dig them out.

"Well, this isn't very helpful." Goommaria observed.

"Let's try somewhere else." Mario said as they turned around and went back down the stairs.

This time they went downstairs to the area directly below the previous room, where they found themselves in a slightly cramped hallway they had to duck to fully get through.

"Bark bark!" Chompy suddenly barked halfway through.

"Huh? Is something wrong, Chompy?" Goommaria asked.

"Bark bark bark!" she replied as she squeezed past her friends and ran on ahead.

They eventually found her at the far end of the hallway, in a room filled with mops, brooms, dust pans, two mattresses, and a wooden chest, which Chompy seemed to be wagging her tail in front of.

"What do we have here?" Mario asked as he looked around the room.

"It's the servant's quarters, I think." Goommaria replied.

"Man, I'd hate to be the one who has to sweep this place." Mario said, recalling all the sand he saw earlier. "So what's in the chest that's got Chompy all riled up?"

"Only one way to find out." Goommaria replied as she helped Mario open the chest. "It's… a hammer?"

"Yeah, and a pretty sturdy one at that." Mario said as he pulled the hefty, steel-headed tool out of the box and compared it to his old wooden one. "I guess I won't need this old thing anymore."

He then leaned down to put his old hammer into the chest, only to suddenly hear something rustle above him.

"Uh… did you guys hear something?" asked Mario.

"Look out!" Goommaria shouted as she abruptly tackled Mario and something heavy fell right where they used to be standing.

Mario had the wind knocked out of him, but he quickly collected himself and picked his torch back up from the ground. This revealed two short, pale women with white hair wearing black maid outfits and small blue shells on their backs.

"Oh, sorry about that…" one of the maids apologized as she stood up and wiped off her skirt. "We didn't mean to scare you. We were just finishing up working on the ceiling is all."

"Uh... The ceiling?" asked Mario. "What were you girls doing up there? Oh, and, uh… what are you, if you don't mind me asking."

"We're Buzzy Beetles, and we were up there because Tutty told us to." the other explained. "Oops… we're not supposed to call her that."

"Yeah, it's been leaking sand a lot, so she ordered us to try and fix it." added the first Beetle. "I like to think that we did a pretty good job."

Mario glanced up and saw a hole in the ceiling lazily patched up with wood.

"Now we can finally move on to cleaning all the other rooms too." the first Buzzy Beetle continued. "Say… you guys aren't intruders, are you? Tutty-er, the Pharaoh wouldn't like that…"

"No, of course not!" Mario answered, thinking fast. "We're… here to give you a break for doing such a good job!"

"That doesn't sound right." the other one replied. "She never compliments us, or gives us breaks."

"Well… there's a first time for everything, right?" said Goommaria.

In response, the maids both took out small brooms from their shells and assumed a fighting stance.

"Sorry, but if we mess up again, she'll take away our brooms, and I'd hate to clean everything with our tongues." the one on the right explained. "Don't worry, we promise not to wipe the floor with you too hard."

Mario took a step back and glanced up at the ceiling again before using his spare hand to toss his new hammer up at the hole above the Beetles. The girls all gasped as the patch-job became undone and the room flooded with sand. When the dust finally cleared, Mario saw that the Buzzy Beetles were now buried up to their chests in a pile of sand, with his hammer resting on one of their heads.

"Hey… we're stuck!" one of them grunted as she struggled under the weight. "That wasn't very nice, you know!"

"Sorry!" Mario said as he picked the hammer back up. "Look at it this way: at least now you've got some more time to yourselves!"

"No… we're not giving up yet!" the other countered as she kept struggling. "Just you wait, mister! In a few hours we'll be free, and then you'll be sorry!"

"Oh, okay… see you in a few hours then!" Mario said as he and his friends left the room.

"Nice thinking with the sand, Mario." Goommaria complimented in the hallway. "We really dodged a Betty there."

"Really? I think we probably could have taken them." Mario replied.

"I'm not so sure about that. Buzzy Beetles are slow, and they might not look like much, but they're just about impossible to hurt without something like a Bob-omb" Goommaria explained. "Chances are, they would have won by attrition alone if we actually started fighting."

"If you say so." Mario said as they emerged back in the main hall. There, they found Bombette standing once again with the support of Koopie's shoulder.

"Hey, Bombette, how's it going?" Mario asked as they approached.

"Great! I only threw up two times!" she replied.

"Yes, and I'm very proud of you for that." Koopie said as she patted the Bob-omb on the head. "I think enough of the toxins have been purged from her system for her to rejoin the team, but I'm still going to keep a close eye on her."

"Hey, I don't mind!" Bombette interjected as she hugged Koopie closer to her. "Being close to your eyes is rather nice~"

"S-so, Mario, did you find the combination to the door yet?" Koopie blushed as she looked away from Bombette.

"No, but I think we're getting close." he replied. "Follow me."

Mario led the group back up the stairs they went up the first time and found that the sand level there had gone down quite drastically, to the point where they could actually make out the complete Chain Chomp statues in the distance.

Mario smiled, and was about to take a step down into the room when Goommaria suddenly stopped him with her arm.

"Wait!" she whispered. "This time, we check the ceiling."

The two then raised their torches upward and saw a group of four women hanging from the ceiling. They had red hair that pointed to the ground like spikes, long purple capes that draped their bodies in defiance of gravity, and long fangs sticking from their mouths.

"Aw, darn it!" one of them groaned with a slight Transylvanian accent. "And after we set up this ambush and everything!"

"I bet those Buzzy Beetles were the ones who spoiled it for us!" said another. "They're always stealing our gimmicks! They're lucky biting them hurts so much, or we would give them such a draining...!"

"Easy now!" Mario said as he raised his free hand. "We don't want any trouble!"

"Yeah? Well, trouble's exactly what you've got!" a third said as the group flew down from their perches and began hovering above Mario, showing off their tight pink corsets and purple stockings in the process. It also demonstrated that their capes also acted as wings as well. "If you really think you can bust in here and kick us out of such a good gig, then you must be even battier than we are!"

"Ah!" Goommaria gasped as she ducked her head down a little to avoid one of the bat girls' swooping feet. "Careful, Mario! These are Swoopers, and they have a taste for blood! So don't let them get near your necks!"

The Swoopers, meanwhile, did what they were best at, diving down at the group, driving them further into the room, and forcing them apart from each other. Bombette soon got tired of this and stood up from Koopie's shoulders to swing her firsts impotently at the girls flying above her.

"Back off!" she shouted, still a little bit tired. "I might be a little sick, but that doesn't mean I can't still explode if you make me mad!"

"Ha, look at her go!" the Swooper above her laughed mockingly. "Her punches are missing so much, you'd swear she was blind as a bat!"

Bombette and Chompy both growled in tandem at that and kept on trying to jump up and hit the Swoopers.

"Hey, take it easy!" Koopie called out to Bombette. "You're still not completely we-"

The blonde Koopa was cut of as a Swooper suddenly landed behind her and grabbed her by the hands.

"My my, what an adorable little turtleneck you've got here…" the Swooper said as she sniffed Koopie's neck up and own. "It's so cute that I could eat it right up~"

"Eeep!" Koopie squealed as she felt a tongue on her neck as she retreated completely into her shell.

Nearby, Mario and Goommaria were both busy fending off the other two Swoopers with their torches before they saw Koopie cowering on ground.

"Aw, come back out, honey! There's nothing to be too scared of." the Swooper hovering above her said mockingly as she taped the shell with her feet. "You should always consider donating to your local blood bank."

"Hey, you get away from her!" Mario shouted as she tried to save Koopie, only to be blocked by another Swooper.

"Sorry there, pal, but there's nothing you can do for her now!" the bat girl mocked. "She's as good as turtle soup!"

"She's right, you know!" the one above Koopie agreed. "So you might as well make things easier for yourself and just-"

The Swooper was interrupted by the feeling of a hand on her left leg, followed by the sound of hissing. Looking down, she saw a certain blonde bombshell grasping at her ankle, fuse lit.

"Aaaaaagh!" Bombette screamed as she tossed the Swooper into the one that had been tormenting her. The boom that followed was barely loud enough to drown out the bats' screams as they collided with each other, and their momentum was so great that they kept going and knocked into a third Swooper as well. They then hit the ground with a loud 'thud' and collapsed into a large heap on the floor. They tried to stand back up, but they were too sore and entangled in each other's capes to succeed.

"Uh oh!" the last Swooper gasped as she stared at her fallen friends. "Uh, I think it's about time I flew the coop!"

Mario saw her trying to escape and reacted fast, grabbing onto her leg and slamming her right down on top of the other Swoopers.

"Hey… that wasn't a bat pun." Goommaria pointed out as Koopie got to work tying them up with ropes from she had from her shell.

"Well, you try coming up with good jokes under pressure, smarty pants!" the fallen Swooper replied angrily.

"Well, you'd be surprised at how good I am at mental acrobatics." Goommaria joked with a smirk as the Swooper grumbled angrily.

"That should do it!" Koopie said as she finished tying the knot on the rope. "Thanks for saving me, by the way!"

"Aw, it was nothing!" Bombette blushed as she turned away. "It was the least I could do after you nursed me back to health."

"Well, maybe… but still, I want you to know that I really appreciate it!" Koopie insisted.

"Heh… you're welcome, Koopie." Bombette giggled back. At the same time, Mario couldn't help but notice that Goommaria was blushing even brighter than Bombette was, but he decided not to bring it up since that would probably just make her feel even more awkward.

Instead, he walked over to the newly-unearthed Chain Chomp statues and looked at their bases. There, he noticed several colorful idols in the spaces underneath them. First, there was a jade pyramid, then an amethyst star, and then finally a sapphire moon.

"I think I just found the combination to the throne room." announced Mario.

"Oh, really? That's great!" Koopie replied, clapping her hands. "Do you think you're ready for one more fight, Bombette?"

"Heh, I'm always ready!" Bombette said as she flexed her arms. "Bring'em on!"

The group then went back to the entry hall and used the dials on the statues to make sure they matched their counterparts in the other room. Mario then pressed a button on the base of the center statue and the doors unlocked with a piercing click. They then began to slowly slide open, revealing a massive, pitch black room on the other side. Together, Mario and his friends slowly made their way into the room, only for the doors to suddenly slam behind them. The force of the doors closing created a gust of wind so powerful that their torches went out instantly, leaving them all completely in the dark.

"Darn…"Goommaria swore. "You don't happen to have anymore sticks on you, do you, Bombette?"

Before Bombette could respond, the room suddenly filled with the sound with a long, loud laugh.

"Bleah heh heh heh…" the voice chortled, seemingly coming from nowhere and everywhere at once… or, at least, that's what the speaker wanted them to think.

Suddenly, the room was lit once again as torches on the wall burst into flame. Looking up, Mario and his friends saw a tall Koopa woman standing in front of a stone throne. She was wearing immaculate grey robes, and a golden headdress with a Chain Chomp adorning the top of it.

"You!" she shouted, pointing down at the group of intruders. "You ignored all my very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you?!"

"Wait, we were supposed to be scared?" Goommaria asked honestly.

"Silence!" Tutankoopa shouted furiously. "I will not allow any pestering in my luxurious court!"

"Luxurious? There's dirt and sand everywhere, and none of the hieroglyphics or any of the foundations of the room have been refurbished for who knows how long!" Mario pointed out.

"I know it doesn't look like much now, but just wait and see!" Tutankoopa pouted. "This room will be the seat of my new empire, and it'll be filled to the brim with gold! I know they've got some somewhere in Dry Dry Outpost, and I plan on taking it!"

"Sounds to me like you're no better than those bandits outside." Bombette retorted. "And you call yourself a Queen…"

"You should know better than to speak to a ruler like that." Tutankoopa said with a grim look on her face. "You should be bowing to me right now! Queen Bowsa said so!... Er, I mean, I say so!"

"Bark bark!" Chompy barked angrily in reply.

"Yeah! You might act all high and mighty, but you're really the one beneath us!" Koopie agreed.

"That's what you think…" Tutankoopa said as she reached into her robes.

Then, without warning, she pulled out something that looked like a yellow lightning bolt and tossed it down towards the group. But, instead of doing anything spectacular like they all expected, it just fell limply to the floor and was followed only by an awkward silence.

"Wh… what was that?" Mario eventually asked.

"I think it was thunder rage." Goommaria replied. "Only it didn't cover the room in lightning like it was supposed to."

"Darn it!" Tutankoopa grumbled furiously. "Thing must have been defective!"

"You did remember to prime it, right?" asked Bombette.

"Prime it? The shop owner didn't say anything about priming it!" Tutankookpa shouted back ask Koopie stashed the lightning bolt in her shell. "Grr, I would so go get a refund if I didn't steal that thunder…"

"Huh, I guess your talents won't be needed after all, Bombette." Mario said as he took a step forward. "This should be over quickly."

"Wait! You didn't honestly think that was the only trick up my sleeve, did you?" Tutankoopa asked as she took out a small, red button. "I had them sew extra pockets in this thing for a reason!"

She then pressed the button and a large metal gate beneath her perch started to open up. The sound of growling soon followed, causing Mario to take a few steps back towards his friends. Four large Chain Chomps, each dressed similarly to Chompy, but at least twice her size, bounded into the room and surrounded the group, growling and snarling the whole way.

"Bark bark bark!" Chompy barked pleadingly as she and her friends huddled together.

"Wait a second… you know these girls, don't you, Chompy?" Mario asked in realization.

Chompy whined affirmatively in response and kept trying to get her sistren to back off, causing them to hesitate for a moment. Then, they all suddenly recoiled in pain, whining and wincing as if their heads were about to explode. Chompy was affected by this as well, though Mario couldn't tell why it was happening at all until he glanced up and saw Tutankoopa blowing into a dog whistle.

"Dinner time, my puppies!" she said as she finally stopped blowing. "Do your Pharoah proud!"

The Chain Chomps were then back to their angry selves and started closing their circle around the group again.

"We've got to get that whistle…" Mario thought to himself before shouting "Quick, girls! Shortest to tallest!"

Goommaria nodded in understand and stepped in front of Mario while Koopie and Bombette confusedly got in front of her. Mario then hopped from Goommaria, to Koopie, to Bombette before he jumped all the way up above Tutankoopa and activated his Power Jump badge right above her head.

"What the- oof!" was all she had time to say before Mario knocked Tutankoopa off the stool she was standing on, and she was revealed to be a lot shorter than she appeared. The whistle she had in her hand hit the ground as well before rolling off the side of the nearby ledge and plummeting to the ground below.

"No, my whistle!" Tutankoopa shouted as she dove off the platform and picked the whistle up off the floor. "Ah ha! I've got it!"

"Bark!" Chompy barked as she snatched the whistle from the Pharaoh's hand and ran off.

"Hey! Get back here you little… mutt…" Tutankoopa growled angrily until she noted all the Chain Chomps now standing around her. "Oh, uh… hello there, girls… did… did I ever tell you guys how much I love Chain Chomps?"

There was a moment of silence before they heard Koopie say "Get her!'

The Chain Chomps immediately started barking together in a pack and chased Tutankoopa around the room.

"Aaaaaaaah!" She screamed at the top of her lungs as she barely stayed one step ahead of the pack. "Someone, help! Help!"

Eventually she was chased straight out of the room by the largest of the Chain Chomps, yelling her head off the whole way. The other three moved to follow, but they were stopped by one of Chompy's barks. Turning back around, they launched themselves at the smaller Chain Chomp and licked her thankfully on the face while they heard what sounded like a stone door being smashed open in the distance. Chompy whined happily and licked back, playing with the girls like she had known them her whole life.

"Oh, I think i finally get it! These girls are your sisters, aren't they?" Koopie hypothesized. "You brought us back here to save them!"

"Bark bark!" Chompy replied affirmatively before returning back to the licking party.

"Huh, then I guess that makes Chompy the runt of the litter." Bombette said as she observed their large size difference. "Still, thanks to you, they're all unchained now! Figuratively speaking, of course."

"So, is everything good down there?" Mario called down from his perch inquisitively.

"Yeah, todo bien!" Goommaria replied.

"Good! I'm going to go check out 'Tutty's' bedroom to see if I can find the Star Spirit." Mario announced.

"Okay! We'll be here if you need us!" Koopie called back.

Mario nodded and headed back towards Tutankoopa's throne, where a large wooden door was waiting for him. Opening it up, he found a room with a small bed with purple-silk covers, a wardrobe filled with spare robes, and a desk covered in Egyptian-looking relics and what looked to be a microphone to a PA system.

"Well, Moustafa did say we could take whatever we wanted from here…" Mario said to himself as he pocketed one of the relics. He then opened the drawer to the desk and found a playing card with the face of a smiling woman on it. She had long red hair and an impressive bust, and she was wearing pink lipstick with a matching pink bow, and a puffy red dress. Mario smiled at this and picked up the card, tearing it in half without a moment's hesitation. The card pieces disappeared just like last time and, a second later, the woman on the card materialized in front of him.

"Thank you, Mario." she said in a warm, motherly voice. "It feels so good to finally be free again. My name is Mamar, and it is so nice to meet you in person~"

"Yeah, same here… the silhouette didn't do you justice!" Mario replied.

"You're too kind!" she laughed playfully. "You've already rescued Eldstar, haven't you?"

Mario nodded in response.

"You've done well so far, Mario." Mamar praised. "You still have a long road ahead of you, but I just know you can save Prince Peach! In the meantime, allow me to use what little power I have left to leave you with a little parting gift~"

She then placed her hands around Mario's face and leaned in for a kiss. Mario closed his eyes as their lips met and he felt the whole world start to drift away.

---

When Mario opened his eyes again, he found himself back in the desert behind two familiar Dryites with Prince Peach in front of them, alongside several blue-capped Toad women wielding swords and shields. Prince Peach himself was wearing an elegant, pink military uniform decorated with golden buttons, a long white cape, and an officer's sword at his side. Mario barely noticed any of that, though, since he was still lost in Peach's deep blue eyes. At the moment, those eyes were locked in an angry glare, as if they were trying to drill a hole right through the Dryites' caps.

"Oh, uh, hey Prince… how's it going?" asked the Dryite on Mario's right. "Lovely night out, isn't it?"

"Yes, it was." Prince Peach replied. "Which is why I chose tonight to inspect this unit - little did I know I would come across a scene as dastardly as this one."

"We, uh, have no clue what you're talking about." the other Dryite claimed. "We were just having a little fun is all."

"It sounds to me like you were trying to sexually assault these two men." Prince Peach countered.

"Oh, that? We were just… roleplaying is all!" the first Dryite deflected. "It was completely consensual! Isn't that right, guy?"

"Don't touch me." Mario replied as he hit the woman's hand off his shoulder.

"Eheh… such a good roleplayer!" the Dryite laughed nervously. "Staying in character right until the very end!"

Peach simply stared at the two in silence before eventually saying "Leave now, and don't ever come back."

"Aw, come on Peachy!" the other Dryite whined. "Aren't you being just a little bit harsh? Girls will be girls, after all."

"I mean it." the Prince replied. "You and your friends over there are no longer welcome in my mother's army. By the authority invested in me as Regent of Dry Dry Desert, you are hereby dishonorably discharged from the Mushroom Kingdom Army!"

One of the Dryites opened her mouth to argue desperately when, suddenly, she caught herself. Instead, she threw her spear to the ground and said "Fine! I didn't like taking orders from a boy anyways! Let's go, girls!"

The Dryites who assaulted Mario and his brother then stormed off into the night, leaving Mario alone with Luigi, Peach, and the royal guards.

"Are you alright, sirs?" Peach asked worriedly. "I certainly hope that those ruffians didn't do any long-lasting harm."

"No, uh… I think we'll be just fine." Mario said, shaking his head. "Who are you, exactly?"

"Oh dear me!" gasped Peach. "Forgive me for forgetting my manners! My name is Prince Peach Toadstool, son of Queen Chanterelle Toadstool. May I ask who you two are?"

"Oh! Uh, I'm Mario, and this is my brother, Luigi." Mario replied. "We just arrived here a few hours ago."

"Arrived?" asked Prince Peach. "Arrived from where?"

"From New York." he replied. "Though, I have a feeling you don't know what that is."

"Wait… you're from the human world!?" Peach gasped in shock before grabbing Mario by the hand excitedly. "So am I! I came here when I was just a babe, however, so I don't remember any of it. Would… would you mind telling me what it was like?"

"Uh, sure… I guess I could do that." Mario said with a blush.

"Hey, what about me?" Luigi cut in. "How am I supposed to pass the time? I've got no home, no job, nowhere to go…"

"I do suppose that will be an issue." Peach admitted. "Tell me, what did you and your brother do before you came here?"

"We were both plumbers." Mario explained. "We were actually right in the middle of the job when we were sucked here. You… you guys do have plumbing here, right?"

"Don't worry, we do." the Prince replied. "My tour of duty out here is actually going to be ending relatively soon. Perhaps I could persuade my mother to give you two a position in the castle?"

"Yeah... I'd like that." Mario said as the world went white one more.

---

Mario opened his eyes again just as the Star Spirit finished her kiss, feeling oddly refreshed as she pulled away.

"Thanks for that, Mamar." Mario said graciously.

"You've very welcome, sweetie~" Mamar replied with a wink. "I wish I could stay longer, but I need to return to Star Haven to replenish my powers. We are growing stronger every day, thanks to you, Mario. I promise, we will be there for you when the time comes to defeat Bowsa."

"Thanks! And don't worry, we'll rescue the rest of the Star Spirits before you even know it!" Mario assured her.

"I do not doubt it, Mario." Mamar said before putting something in Mario's hands and flying out of the room. "Good luck on the rest of your journey!"

Mario waved back and soon realized that she had actually left him a pair of her pink panties right in his hands.

"Of course... " Mario said to himself as he headed back outside, where he was greeted by his cheering friends.

"Good job, Mario! You did it!" Goommaria shouted. "Two down, five to go!"

"Please, you girls aren't giving yourselves enough credit." Mario said a she continued walking forward. "You guys did just as mu-"

Mario was cut off as he accidentally tripped on a loose brick and tumbled forward onto the ground. He covered his face to protect it, but he didn't meet the painful end to his fall that he was so fully expecting. Instead, he removed his hands and found that he landed on a pile of grinning Chain Chomps.

"Bark bark bark!" one of them said as they all wagged their tails and started licking Mario's face all at once.

"Aw... I think they want to say 'thank you'!" Koopie cooed as Mario struggled to keep white hair out of his eyes.

"That's super sweet of you girls, but really, it's not necessary!" Mario said over the licking.

"Bark bark!" Chompy suddenly barked, getting her sisters' attention. They then all pulled away from Mario and lined up in front of a nearby wall, where they raised all their tails at once and showed off their glistening pussies underneath their white robes.

"You sure about that Mario?" asked Bombette. "Looks to me like this is a 'thank you' you don't want to skip."

"Well, if you insist…" Mario said with a cough to hide his enthusiasm. "I'll make sure all Chomps go to heaven."

He then undid his overalls and took out his already-hard dick, which he slid easily into the dripping cunt of the first Chain Chomp at the end of the line. The Chain Chomp let out a long, content whine in response before wrapping her tail around Mario's waist and forcing his body to pound in and out of her.

"Woah!" Mario gasped as he struggled to comprehend the sensations running through his cock. "Getting right into it, huh?"

"Well, they were locked up in that dark cage without any men for who knows how long!" Goommaria pointed out as she stripped off her own clothes. "You'll have to forgive them if they're a little over-eager as a result."

"Ruff, ruff!" the girl beneath Mario mumbled into the ground as she pulled Mario into her cunt even harder, her snatch throbbing wildly around his length with every thrust.

The Chain Chomp next to her, meanwhile, whined a little in disappointment before crawling her way onto her sister's back. There, she latched her lips onto Mario's and shoved her long tongue down his throat while her hands rested on her sister's jiggling ass cheeks. Mario moaned into the girl's mouth and enjoyed the sensation of her soft tongue, placing his hands onto her back and drawing her deeper and deeper into the kiss. Eventually, she placed her hands onto Mario's shoulders and pushed him back onto the floor, her large chest resting on top of his and her groin still on her sister's rear.

The Chain Chomp riding Mario's dick whined a little in disappointment at the slowed pace, but she kept on thrusting anyways. Her powerful downward strokes swallowed Mario's entire length into her depths with every thrust while her upward strokes stimulated her sister's soaking snatch, driving them both mad with pleasure in the process. Chompy and her last remaining sister decided that they might as well make due with Mario's arms and quickly pinned them both down to the ground. They then pressed their clits against his skin and began rubbing wildly while their tongues hung lewdly out of their mouths.

"Well, Mario looks like he has his hands full at the moment… literally." Goommaria pointed out as she walked over too Koopie. "So, what do you say we take care of each other in the meantime?"

"Yeah! Let's!" a naked Bombette cut in before Koopie could respond.

"O-okay…" Koopie said nervously as the two girls eyed her expectantly. "Just give me a moment to get my shell off…"

Mario, meanwhile, was struggling to comprehend all the sensations running through his body, and his nose was practically suffocated by the smell of sex in the air. He tried his best to please all the girls at once, but he ultimately just ended up writhing on the floor - not that their pussies didn't still appreciate the effort, and the girls all moaned lovingly in response.

The one riding Mario's crotch in particular was getting very hot, whining as her hips began to tremble and shake.

"Arf arf arf, arooooo!" she howled as her snatch suddenly spasmed on orgasm, sending Mario over the edge too. After a few more thrusts and a healthy dosage of sperm into her womb, the Chain Chomp finally stopped moving and just let herself rest with her soft snatch twitching around Mario's length. Mario could tell by the blissful look on her face that she was completely dogged out.

"Wow, she came so fast!" Koopie said as she finished taking off her shell. "These girls really must be desperate!"

"Maybe, but I'm not about to start throwing any stones." Mario said as he finally broke his kiss. "Can you toss me a mushroom or something?"

"Here you go!" Koopie said as she grabbed one from her shell and tossed it towards Mario.

"Thanks!" Mario said as he took a bite. He barely got through two chews before the girl he was making out with before stood up and pressed her pussy into Mario's mouth and started to grind. He could feel her hard clit press against his lips and he gave it a curious lick, sending a shock right up the Chain Chomp's spine. The Chain Chomp on Mario's right arm was equally impatient and shoved her sister off Mario's dick so she could impale herself before he was even hard again. She then whined wildly as she felt his cock harden and lengthen inside her, pushing her walls apart until the tip was just a centimeter away from her cervix.

"B-bark!" she moaned as she began thrusting herself up and down, her velvet box squeezing even harder than the girl before her. Chompy, meanwhile, was content to keep rubbing her snatch along Mario's arm, which allowed Mario to use his right arm to grasp onto the rear of the Chain Chomp riding him and slam her even harder down onto his dick.

"Arooo!" the Chain Chomp howled a little in appreciation, clearly enjoying every extra centimeter of his cock that she could force inside her. The girl pressing her cunt into Mario's face simply kept panting heavily as she enjoyed the feeling of Mario's tongue exploring her folds.

Back on the other side of the room, Koopie found both her arms trapped between two very different sets of breasts - Goommaria's petite pair on her left, and Bombette's gelatinous mountains on her right.

"Aw, come on! I want to eat her out first!" Bombette whined as she tugged on Koopie's arm.

"You already got extra time with her today! I should get to go first!" argued Goommaria, tugging the turtle's other arm.

"Geeze… I don't want to be any trouble!" Koopie said nervously. "Uh, how about Goommaria eats me out while I lick Bombette? That way, we can all be involved!"

"Okay… that sounds fair." Bombette said, backing off.

"Yeah, I guess so…" Goommaria agreed as Koopie laid down onto her back.

Bombete followed the Koopa's lead and knelt down above Koopie's mouth, putting her dripping pink pussy right in front of Koopie's face. At the same time, Goommaria lied down onto her stomach and dug her face in between Koopie's thighs. The Goomba didn't hold back as her tongue assaulted Koopie's cunt. Her tongue swirled expertly around the clit while her fingers pumped in and out of her partner's snatch at a furious pace. Koopie couldn't help but moan and gasp at the attention Goommaria was giving her and, as a result, her own efforts to eat out Bombette stalled out.

"Hey! Quit hogging all the attention!" Bombette complained.

In response, Goommaria simply stuck her juice-covered tongue out at Bombette and before going right back to licking.

Mario, meanwhile, was making the most of his newly-freed arm by switching it over to the rear of the Chomp riding his face, groping it as he made sure to shove his tongue as deep inside her as he could.

"Bark… bark…" the Chain Chomp on Mario's face panted as her tongue lolled out even further from her mouth and body twitched every time he licked her clit.

"Bark bark bark!" Chompy replied with a smile, keeping her pace steady along Mario's arm.

"I'm going to assume that was a compliment." Mario thought to himself as he temporarily switched focus to trusting into the girl on his crotch. He could feel the girl's entire body shake as his dick thrust ever closer to her womb, and he could hear her chain tail wag in happiness.

The massive woman pressing her cunt into Mario's mouth was wagging her tail as well, her ebony body growing hotter and hotter with each passing second. Mario quickly saw this as an opportunity and took the Chomp's large clit into his mouth, sucking on it as hard as he could. She howled wildly at this and wrapped her legs reflexively around his head, as if trying to shove his entire head into her sopping muff. Mario didn't mind this at all, however, and just kept on licking and sucking regardless.

Mario could tell by her wild pants that the girl above him was getting very close to finishing, and he guessed accurately that the one spasming around his cock was getting close too. So, he decided that he might as well send them both over the edge at once and redoubled his efforts, much to their enjoyment.

Mario's other friends, meanwhile, had finally started to get into a steady rhythm of eating each other out, with Koopie and Goommaria both licking their respective partners in time with each other. Having no one to lick herself, Bombette took the opportunity to play with her own tits as well, stretching and kneading them in her hands and even attempting to suckle on her own teat at one point.

"Did I ever get the chance to tell you how good you are at this?" Bombette complimented Koopie as she kept playing with her breasts. "I mean, you're practically a natural with that tongue of yours!"

"Really?" Goommaria asked, taking a moment to stop licking Koopie. "Is that why you're focusing so much on your tits?"

"Hey, two orgasms are better than one, you know!" Bombette shot back.

"Girls, girls!" Koopie interrupted. "Please stop fighting! I know you're both jealous of each other, but you shouldn't be! I love you both equally!"

"Augh… double friendzoned…" Bombette groaned as Goommaria grumbled at the same time.

"Now, kiss and makeup!" Koopie said as she rolled out of the way of the two girls.

The two reluctantly scooted over to each other and started to hug, their bare tits and their lips pressing up against each other at the same time. Bombette had to lean down quite a bit to reach the Goomba below her, but eventually they both got comfortable and melted into each other's mouths.

"There! Isn't that better?" Koopie asked sweetly as the two finally parted their kiss.

"Yeah, I guess so…" Goommaria said as her fingers reached into Bombette's pussy. "I'm sorry if I was kind of a jerk…"

"Yeah, me too." Bombette replied as she fingered Goommaria back.

They then both smiled and, with their free arms, pulled each other in for another hug.

"That doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying~" Bombette whispered into Goommaria's ear.

"Ditto." Goommaria whispered back.

Their whispers were suddenly drowned out by the sound of howling on the other side of the room, and they turned just in time to see two of the three Chain Chomps Mario was fucking start to shake in orgasm. Mario had to try his best not to suffocate and please the girl on his face at the same time, as her legs made it so he was firmly lip-locked with her squirting cunt the entire time she came. The other one, meanwhile, gave one final thrust downwards onto Mario's dick before they both came as well, Mario's seed filling her womb to the brim as the Chain Chomp howled in time with her sister. Eventually, they both collapsed and fell off of Mario in exhaustion, which allowed Mario the chance to finally sit up again.

"Bark bark!" Chompy said happily as she jumped right onto Mario's still-hard dick and began thrusting herself up and down.

"Oh! Clever girl!" Koopie observed as Mario and Chompy started fucking. "She went last so she could have Mario all to herself!"

"Heh, I guess sometimes it pays to be the runt!" giggled Bombette.

"Well, she's not a runt to me!" Mario said as she pet Chompy's silver hair. "To me, she's a partner!"

"Bark bark!" Chompy replied as she kept bouncing up and down.

Mario smiled at this and sat back, allowing himself to simply enjoy the sensation of her tight cunt squeezing around his dick. As he sat there, he turned and noticed that the two Chain Chomps he came inside were crawling towards each other, their mouth's honing in on one another's cunt. Once they were close enough, they eagerly shoved their tongues into each other's snatches and licking Mario's seed out of their folds.

"Look, Mario! It's a dog-eat-out-dog world!" Goommaria joked as she was still knuckle-deep inside Bombette.

"Heh, I guess you're right!" Mario agreed as he started to pick up his pace inside Chompy. "Then I guess we should give them something more to eat then!"

Chompy barked happily in agreement and met his thrusts perfectly.

---

"I… I think I finally lost her…" Tutankoopa panted as she stopped to take a rest next to the road leading to Dry Dry Outpost. "Ungrateful bitches! You just can't find good slaves these days."

"Um, excuse me." she heard a voice suddenly say.

Looking back up, Tutankoopa was greeted by the sight of Wendy, wearing her usual pink bow, fuchsia dress, and extravagant jewelry, lounging atop a golden palanquin being carried by two Koopas in heavy metal armor.

"You're standing in my way!" Wendy condescended from her perch.

"No, excuse me!" Tutankoopa replied pompously as she straightened her spine. "You're the one standing in my way, and I demand an apology!"

"An apology?" Wendy asked in shock. "Just who do you think you are!?"

"I am the great and mighty Tutankoopa, ruler of these sands, and I demand that you bow down before me!" Tutankoopa shouted as loud as her exhausted lungs would allow her. She also tried to make herself seem as large as possible, though that didn't really work out so well since her head didn't even reach the bottom of the palanquin.

"Ha! Yeah, right! I'm the only sand queen around here!" Wendy laughed in reply as she gestured to all her jewelry. "Check it! I've already got this gold swag and everything!"

"S-so do I!" Tutankoopa stuttered in reply. "In fact, I've got mountains of gold! I just don't… own it yet."

"Pfft! However big your gold pile is, I know my mom can get me a bigger one!" scoffed Wendy. "Besides, you're just an old hag - there's no way you'd wear that gold well."

"Old!?" Tutankoopa gasped angrily. "I'll have you know I'm as young as the day I was born! Besides, everything would've been fine if it wasn't for Mario and his goonies!"

"Please, if I ever met Mario, and I have, I'd have him eating out the palm of my hand the moment we made eye contact!"

"I suppose that explains why he's still around and jumping, if all he has to do is fight a shrimp like you!" Tutankoopa shouted angrily.

"At least I've still got room to grow, shortstack!" Wendy barked back.

"Spoiled brat!"

"Delusional hag!"

"Wig-wearing reprobate!"

"Disgusting… wait, do you hear… barking?" Wendy asked as she stopped her cascade of insults for a moment.

"Oh no! Not again!" Tutankoopa gasped as a Chain Chomp burst out of the sands and started chasing her once again. "Aaaaaaaaah!"

---

Bad End #1

"Well, it looks like in these pictures that some of these men have mouse ears." Mario replied.

"Wait, what?" Goommaria gasped as she walked back towards Mario. "That can't be… maybe it's a girl using a strap-on?"

Before anyone could respond to this theory, however, Mario and his friends all felt bands of cloth suddenly wrap around their mouths and start pulling them backwards.

"Mmmm!" Bombete groaned as the Pokey Mummy's got to work tying up her and her friends.

"Mmmm!" Mario called out as he tried to reach for Bombette but was stopped as even more cloths wrapped around his arms and bound them behind his back.

"There there… there's no need to fusssss." the green-skinned girl behind Mario cooed as she tightened his bonds.

"Yessss… you're not in any daaaanger…" another said as she placed a spiky green badge onto Mario's chest. "Just sit baaaaack… and relaxssss…"

"But my friends!" Mario said as she managed to spit out his gag for a moment.

"Don't worry… we won't be leaving themmmmmm out~" the Pokey Mummy behind him replied.

Mario could do nothing but watch in horror as his friends' clothes were torn off just enough to give the Pokey Mummies free access to all their pussies. The cactus girls wasted absolutely no time diving their tongues into the helpless girls' snatches, eager to make them all as wet as possible.

"You ssssee, we've been locked in those hot coffins for a whiiiiile… looooonger than you can even imagine… so, we're more than a little thirsssssty."

The sound of Mario's friends moaning through their gags began to fill the room as the Pokey Mummies lapped up as much of the girls' juices as they could.

"You knowwwww… we considered just givvvvving you this spike shield badge and letting you defeat Tutankoopa… but you were all just ssssssso sssssuculent… we couldn't resist!" the one behind him explained.

Mario was about to tell her that he'd still much prefer that option, but he was firmly regagged before he could speak. The Pokey Mummies then quickly got to work undoing his overalls and sliding it down until they finally exposed his dick.

"Oh my... Sssssuch a good looking cock!" the one behind Mario marveled.

"Yessssss… it looks so good that my mouth's sssstarting to waaaater." said the one kneeling down in front of Mario "And that'sss sssaying sssomething."

She then proved her claim by bringing her mouth down to the tip of Mario's dick and swirling her tongue around the tip, soaking it with her spit. As soon as Mario let out his first drop of precum, he felt the Pokey Mummy's tongue practically shove itself down his urethra as she tried desperately to get as much as she could. Mario couldn't help but moan at the sudden intrusion, which caused the cactus girl to back off for a moment.

"Oh? Did I make you feel a little… uncomfortabllllle?" she asked mockingly.

Mario nodded his head 'yes' in reply.

"Well then… perhaps thissss will help." the Pokey Mummy said as she stood back up.

She then made her way over to Koopie's abandoned shell and reached into it, digging around until she eventually found a few bottles of water. She quickly started drinking them both and shifted the water into her breasts, causing them to expand all the way to DD size. She then poured the rest of the water onto the outside of her tits and knelt back down, wrapping her now-impressive bust around his length.

Mario's expected the needles on her green body to immediately pierce his dick but, surprisingly, he didn't feel any pain. In fact, if he didn't know any better, he'd say that the needles weren't there at all. The titjob still felt very odd, however - it was like his prick was squished between two warm water balloons that were moving up and down.

"Yessss… I can tell that you like thaaaaat." the Pokey Mummy said before kissing the tip of his dick through her tits and rubbing her tongue around it again.

"Don't worryyyyyy, there's plenty more where that came frommmmm~" the one behind Mario assured him.

"Say… you guys really make excelennnnnt water fountains!" the girl standing behind Goommaria said as she took mouth off the Goomba's pussy for a few moments. "I just want to sit around… and drink you allll day!"

"Thaaaaaat can be arranged." replied the one who was forcing her tongue down Bombette's snatch. "How does that sound? You being tied up alllll day with your pussy expoooosed for us to drink from at aaaanny moment?"

Bombette shuddered and moaned at the thought, her cunt spasming a little at the thought of being abused every hour of every day like that. The others had very similar reactions, their pussies all squeezing as tight as they could out of reflex.

"I think they like that ideaaaaa…" another one said as she twisted one of her thornless fingers around Koopie's squeezing snatch.

"Well then… we'll be sure to install you girls as soooon as possibllllllle… but not the boy." the one behind Mario said as she tightened his bonds even more.

"Yesssss… him, we will keep all to ourselllllves…" the titfucking Mario said as she squeezed her breasts together extra hard. "We can go to him whenever we want a biiiiig healthy dose of milllllk."

Mario grunted as the Pokey Mummy latched her mouth back onto the tip of his prick and, a few seconds later, he felt himself start to spray down her throat. The Pokey Mummy eagerly sucked down every drop of sperm he put out, causing her breasts to expand even larger around his dick and send his pleasure to even greater heights.

"My myyyyy… and here I thought he wouldn't be able to produce enough to shaaaaare…" the Pokey Mummy said with a smile as she popped her mouth back off. "I guesss I was sorely mistakeeeen."

She then finally backed off and allowed the girl who had been sucking on Goommaria to take her place sucking his still-throbbing cock, causing him to groan in pleasure and frustration.

"Don't worrrry, my pet… you might hate us noooooow… but you'll be calling us all 'mummy' by the end!" the girl beneath Mario assured him before shoving his prick the rest of the way down her throat.

Mario then spent most of the rest of his life the same way he would spend his death - locked in a coffin. The main difference between his life and his death was that his life was filled with an endless parade of Pokey Mummy coffinmates, each more beautiful, lustful, and thirsty than the last. They would rock his coffins for hours, and soon he lost track of time completely. Days became the same as weeks, the same as years, until his life became just an endless sea of juices and sand.

The End.

---

Bad End #2

"It looks like we can change the symbols underneath the statues with these dials." Mario pointed out. "So maybe we can get in if we input the right combination?"

"Maybe… but where are we going to get the code?" asked Goommaria.

"Well, I don't want to risk wandering around, or waiting for more Pokeys to jump out at us from the shadows." Mario replied. "How about we just try to guess it?"

"Well, it's worth a shot." Goommaria said as she adjusted the dials until the symbols beneath the statues were all moons. "Test numero uno."

She then pressed a button at the base of the central statue and waited for something to happen. After a few seconds, the statues started to rumble for a little bit before suddenly growing quiet again.

"Do you think it worked?" Koopie asked, confused.

Before anyone could try and respond, the faces on the Chain Chomp statues suddenly twisted into vicious snarls as they leaped down from their perches, moving as if they were completely alive.

"Run for it!" Goommaria shouted as loud as she could as she broke into a sprint.

The group quickly dispersed to try and get away, but they were unable to make it very far. One pounced onto Bombette's back and easily pinned her to the ground while her tail wrapped around Koopie. Another Stone Chomp did the same thing with Goommaria and Chompy, and the third pinned down Mario alone and began tearing off his clothes with her sharp teeth.

"W-what are these things!?" Mario shouted, terrified.

"S-some kind of defense mechanism, I think!" Goommaria replied as her clothes were torn off as well. "They're… they're trying to occupy us… until… proper security comes… oh wow, that tongue is long!"

"B-but what if 'proper security' never comes?" Koopie asked as the Chomp binding her shoved its tail up into her shell and started fucking her violently with it.

"Then- ah! Then… I think we both know what's going to happen…" Goommaria replied as she tried in vain to crawl away from the Stone Chomp's powerful mouth.

Mario then felt his Stone Chomp's surprisingly soft breasts press against his legs as she pinned him to the ground and forced his cock into her mouth. Mario tried his best to force her lips back off, but she was simply too strong and just kept sucking his rock-hard dick like it was the tastiest thing in the world. He kept trying for another minute or so before his arms finally gave out and he just sat back, allowing her lips to smack against his groin with every powerful bob of her head.

"Damn… they're ravenous!" Mario groaned as he tried to withstand the oral assault. "It feels like… she's trying to suck my balls out through my dick!"

"Y-you're telling me!" Bombette replied from the other side of the room. "This one won't leave my tits alone! It's driving me crazy!"

All Chompy could do was whine as her Stone Chomp's chain thrusted in and out of her snatch, practically pounding her pussy to a pulp in the process.

"Y-you said it, girl!" agreed Koopie. "I've never had sex like this before! It's like… they're trying to fuck us to death!"

Mario could feel his orgasm start to build and tried one last time to pull the Stone Chomp's ravenous mouth off his prick. This time he put in all his energy, and slowly managed to drive her lips all the way up from the base to the very tip. The Stone Chomp was nothing if not determined, however, and refused to remove her mouth from the head so she could keep swirling her tongue around it. Eventually, Mario's arms gave out once again and her face slammed back onto Mario's crotch, which forced his dick all the way back down her throat. Mario came instantly at this and filled her eager throat to the brim with his seed.

"No, wait, stop! I'm- aaaaah!" Koopie begged as she came at the same town, showering her rapist's chain and the inside of her shell with her juices.

"Dammmit… I can't believe I'm going to get a titgasm from a rock… I thought I was over this after I got my first vibrator!" Bombette swore before screaming in orgasm as well.

"Arf… arf arf, awooooo!" Chompy whined sadly as her cunt began to twitch too.

"There there, girl… it'll be alright, I promise…" Koopie assured her friend even as the chain kept ravaging her pussy.

"I sure hope so… because I don't think I can take much more of this!" Goommaria moaned, her captor not letting up in the slightest.

Mario tried his best to stand back up again, but was quickly pushed back onto the ground by his Stone Chomp's heavy paws, so he could do nothing but lie there and watch as she mounted his length. As soon as his dick was inside her, The Stone Chompy began to thrust with the force of three women riding him at once, causing him to groan from the sheer pressure of the cunt wrapping around his length. He tried once again to fight back, but found his arms quickly bound by the girl's chain, and he found himself helpless once more.

"Oh shit!" Mario heard Goommaria moaned nearby. "I… I think that was my third orgasm! At this rate… I'm going to pass out!"

"Me too…" Bombette said over the sound of the Stone Chomp lapping at her tits. "I can't even imagine the kind of dreams I'll have if I fall asleep like this!"

"I wish I was dreaming… because that way… I'd just be able to wake up! Guaaaah!" Goommaria screamed as she came yet again.

By this point, Mario was far past the point of fighting back and just let the Stone Chomp keep ravaging him. Her massive stone bust heaved in front of his face with every thrust, nearly smacking his face on several occasions, but she seemed to be far too focused on fucking him to even care. In fact, she didn't even care as Mario came once again, filling her tight cunt with his second load. She just kept on thrusting, never satisfied, and always wanting more.

"Damn, Koopie… it feels like my head is about to melt…" Bombette groaned to no response. "Koopie?"

She turned her head a little and saw Koopie with her eyes glazed over, unable to think or speak properly as she came on her Stone Chomp's tail over and over chain in a chain reaction of orgasms.

"Koopie, snap out of- aaaaagh!" Bombette moaned before being interrupted by another orgasm of her own.

"Bark… bark bark!" Chompy barked pleadingly before pleasure overtook her mind as well she could barely even whimper anymore.

A few hours of rigorous fucking later and the group was finally discovered by Tutankoopa, though they were barely conscious enough to notice. The Pharaoh was quite amused with what she saw and decided to let the Stone Chomps keep the intruders as pets as a reward for doing their jobs so well. The group then spent the rest of their lives in an endless cycle of sex, never allowed to stop fucking their cold owners even while they slept.

The End.

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Bad End #3

"Uh… did you guys hear something?" asked Mario.

A second later and Mario felt something hard and heavy fall onto his head, which caused him to crash onto the ground with a severe headache.

"Ooops… sorry." he heard someone apologize nearby.

"Oh no! Mario! You're going to pay for that, Beetles!" he heard Goommaria shout before he passed out to the sound of struggling.

When he finally woke up again, he found himself still in the servant's quarters, but with his friends nowhere to be seen. Instead, there were just two Buzzy Beetle maids, busy stripping him of his clothes

"Ugh… what happened?" Mario groaned.

"Oh! So you're awake!" one of the Beetles said in surprise. "I sure hope you're nicer than your friends."

"My friends?" Mario asked as one of the girls started stroking his dick.

"Yeah, they were very rowdy." the Beetle on his right replied. "They spent hours trying to beat us up before they finally passed out, and then we had to spend the rest of the day cleaning up the mess they made!"

"Hours?" he asked in confusion. "How long have I been out?"

"I don't think that matters anymore." the girl stroking his cock replied. "After all, Tutty gave us a month long vacation for helping to defeat you, and we get to keep you in our quarters from now on! Those lost hours will seem like seconds compared to the time we'll spend together!"

Mario tried to struggle and push the women away from him, but found that his arms and legs were both firmly bound with rope.

"Wait, please! Y-you don't have to do this!" Mario pleaded desperately.

"Of course we don't, you silly boy!" the Buzzy Beetle stroking Mario's dick giggled as she took her hands off and removed her panties. "We want to! After all, you're bound to build up a lot of stress when you work as long and hard as we do, and we need a way to release that stress somehow."

She then moved herself over Mario's length and slowly impaled herself onto Mario's length.

"Aaaaah…" she sighed contently as she felt her walls pushed apart. "That's good. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you've got a really nice dick, mister!"

"Uh, thanks, I guess." Mario replied awkwardly. "Aren't you going to start thrusting or something?"

"Yeah… eventually…" she replied softly. "I just want to enjoy the feeling of you for now, though."

"Wow… that's new." Mario admitted. "The Mono I've been with so far have usually been all about 'Faster, faster!' every time I've been with them."

"Well, we Beetles aren't like most other Mono." she replied. "We like taking our time with things… some say we're a little lazy or slow… but I like to think we just… enjoy life to the fullest."

She then moved her hips without warning and rubbed her clit against Mario's groin, causing him to gasp a little in surprise.

"See what I mean?" she giggled playfully. "I bet that one little thrust felt way better than five minutes with any of your old friends!"

"Yeah!" her friend agreed. "The fact that neither of you are moving keeps your cock on edge, constantly expecting- no, aching for stimulation! The anticipation of it drives your little balls mad until, finally…"

The Beetle on Mario's cock suddenly moved again, causing him to gasp as his dick throbbed inside her.

"Heeheehee!" the Buzzy Beetle couldn't help but giggle. "Oh man, you should have felt how much his dick just twitched inside me! I think he might have even squirted a little!"

"Oh, then maybe you should go even slower, then!" her friend suggested. "He clearly can't handle anything faster!"

"Good idea!" the first Beetle agreed as her pussy clamped down around Mario's dick one more time, but otherwise didn't move. "Plus, this way we can keep him guessing about when I'll move next… and he'll just have to sit here in the meantime, begging for a chance to cum!"

"Augh… I never knew someone could be so cruel… by not doing anything." groaned Mario.

"Oh? Didn't you say earlier that you didn't want to have sex with us?" the Beetle on Mario's crotch asked teasingly.

"I still… it's just that, if you're going to rape me, you might as well make it more interesting, right?" Mario asked with a blush.

"Wow, you're getting sillier by the second!" the maid replied. "Don't worry, you've got all the time in the world to get used to this!"

Mario had to wait half an hour before the Buzzy Beetle finally moved again. By that point, he was so on edge that he came instantly, filling her pussy with what felt like a gallon of his thick sperm.

"My my, cumming after only five thrusts? Looks like we've got a premature ejaculator on our hands!" she teased.

"Premature? I lasted almost forty minutes!" Mario countered.

"That's still way too soon for us!" her friend replied. "But don't worry, we promise to teach you everything you need to know about having sex with us! Even if it takes the rest of your life!"

Mario tried to retort, but was stopped by the woman shoving a piece of mushroom into his mouth and forcing him to swallow it. His dick immediately started to swell back up to full strength, swelling to the point where it stopped his cum from leaking from her womb.

"And now for round two!" the woman on his groin happily announced. "This time, I want you to last twice as long!"

Mario groaned in annoyance at the thought and tried to at least thrust into the Beetle this time, but her friend held him down to make sure that didn't happen. In the end, all he could do was wait…

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It wasn't until a week later that Mario finally got used to their pace - a small thrust every five minutes, and an orgasm every six hours, though to him it always felt like it was way longer. Eventually, their vacation ended, and the Buzzy Beetles had to go back to work, but they made sure to spend every night with his dick inside one of their cunts. Sometimes they didn't move the entire night and simply slept enjoying the feeling of his hard cock throbbing inside them. Mario didn't find those nights very restful at all, though, as he stayed up all night wishing he could thrust through his bonds and wondering how the world was changing outside.

The End.

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Bad End #4

"S-so, Mario, did you find the combination to the door yet?" Koopie blushed as she looked away from Bombette.

"No, but I think we're getting close." he replied. "Follow me."

Mario led the group back up the stairs they went up the first time and found that the sand level there had gone down quite drastically, to the point where they could actually make out the complete Chain Chomp statues in the distance.

"Looks like it worked, girls!" Mario smiled as he started walking into the room. "Now, let's get that combination…"

Mario was interrupted by the sound of something swooping from above before he suddenly found himself pinned to the floor.

"Ah! What's going on?" he gasped as he struggled to stand back up.

"Bleheheheh… they never bother to look up…" he heard someone laugh before he suddenly felt a painful sting on his neck. He tried once again to shake off whatever had landed on his back, but he started to feel very sleepy for some reason. Eventually his urge to sleep overwhelmed him, and he decided that he might as well take a little nap…

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When Mario fell asleep, he was feeling very lightheaded. When he woke up, his head felt far too heavy for some reason, and the whole world was completely upside down too.

"Wait a minute…" Mario mumbled to himself as he realized that he was naked and hanging from the ceiling of the statue room by a metal chain. "Wah! Help! Someone get me down from here!"

A minute later, a group of flying women with purple capes flew into the room with wide smiles on their fanged faces.

"Welcome back to the land of the living, red!" their leader greeted mockingly "Have a nice nap?

"Let me down from here, or else-" Mario began to say before the Swooper interrupted him with "Or else what, little man? You'll yell at us some more? I don't think so~ Besides, I don't think you really want to be let down here, do you?"

Mario stared down at the ground far below him and shook a little.

"That's what I thought." the Swooper concluded. "Now, do you know what time it is?"

"Uh… time for you get a-" Mario began to say before being silenced by a slap.

"That was rhetorical, smartass!" the Swooper snarled. "Right now, it's almost nighttime, but me and my girls still aren't used to sleeping at night yet, which is annoying since her 'majesty' Tutankoopa insists that we guard her during the day - and that's where you come in."

"Uh… I don't follow." Mario replied after trying and failing to put the pieces together in his head.

"That's fine, you don't need to understand to do your job."she replied as she started stroking Mario's dick. "You just need to stay still, and stay hard."

Once Mario was at his full length, the Swooper flew a little bit higher so she could stick it inside her mouth. Mario considered complaining, but he suddenly felt the Swooper's sharp fangs brush over his member and decided not to. Instead, he just stared at the Swooper's groin and noticed her slowly start to grow wetter and wetter through her panties.

"Yes, there we go… looks like you're ready." the Swooper said as she finally backed off. "But, just in case…"

Mario gasped as he suddenly felt a small mushroom was shoved into his mouth and was forced to swallow.

"Now that's the stuff!" the Swooper said as she watched his dick grow even harder. "Batter up!"

She then flipped upside down and hooked her feet onto the ceiling, allowing her to wrap her purple cape around Mario and pull him close into her chest. She then bat her eyelashes playfully as she raised her cunt onto Mario's dick, causing him to groan as he felt his length engulfed by her warmth.

"So… what does this have to do with staying awake during the day?" Mario asked, grunting as the Swooper began to thrust.

"Easy! You're going to help us with our sleep cycle by fucking us until we pass out… every night!" the Swooper answered while she picked up speed.

"A-are you serious?" Mario gasped in shock, stuttering in both fear and arousal.

"Deadly~" she replied as she licked him on the cheek. "With you exhausting our bodies every night, we'll adjust to being awake during the day in no time!"

"Not that we plan on letting you go afterwards, of course." one of the other Swoopers laughed.

"Yeah! One taste of your blood, and I knew we had to keep you forever!" the one fucking Mario said as her cunt clamped down even harder. "In fact, you might say that it was love at first bite!"

The other girls instantly broke out into laughter, which confused Mario since the joke wasn't that great.

"Don't worry, though - as long as you behave, we promise not to teethe on you too much." the girl riding him said teasingly as she rammed her hips into Mario's as hard as she could.

"Can't… can't you think of a better way to tire yourselves out?" Mario grunted as his body swayed from the force of her fucking.

"Yes... but none more fun!" she replied, her juices now dripping down his stomach towards his chest.

"I guess you girls are pretty… hot-blooded then…" Mario joked before the Swooper he was fucking suddenly smacked him in the face. "Ow!"

"Sorry, but we don't like jokers." the Swooper replied as she resumed her thrusts. "So just sit back quietly and let your alphabat have her go with you… unless you want to be battered."

"Okay, now you're just being hypocritical!" Mario pointed out before being silenced by a powerful kiss. Mario was unable to do anything other than groan as the vampire girl kept on riding his cock, and it felt very weird to have his blood rushing to two different parts of his body at once. The room practically seemed to spin, and he couldn't tell if it was from being upside down for so long or just because he was lacking oxygen from kissing for so long. Suddenly, the Swooper's eyes began to widen and she broke the kiss, allowing him to breathe freely once more.

"Oh, you're about to finish up, aren't you? Well, don't hold back on my watch!" the redhead ordered as she thrust her hips up even harder. "I plan on sucking you dry after all!"

Mario simply couldn't hold himself back any longer and began to spray inside her tight cunt, shooting his semen down into her as her body writhed around him.

"Yes… good little blood bag!" she moaned as she orgasmed as well. "You know what the best part about this position is? Gravity draws all your sperm right into my womb! I'm not going to spill a single drop from my pussy, so there's no way you're not knocking me up right now! In a few months' time, this place will be filled with my adorable little blood-suckers!"

"Good for you…" Mario groaned as his dick finally calmed down a little but refused to go soft. "Can I come down now? My head's really starting to feel funny."

"No can do!" the bat girl replied as she took a few steps away from Mario on the ceiling and another Swooper took her place. "You don't rest until we do, and that means putting every single one of us to bed! Besides, I'm not even tired yet! But don't worry, I promise to keep my pussy nice and warm for you until I go in for seconds!"

"Wow... you girls really are going to suck me dry!" Mario grunted before he was smacked again. "Hey, you can't hate on me for that one! You guys used it first!"

"Exactly!" the new Swooper riding him replied. "If you're going to come up with bad jokes, you might as well make them original! So how about we put that tongue of yours to use doing something much better?"

She then forced Mario into another violent kiss, using her fangs to let him know that she could bite his lip off at any moment. Afraid for his life and his mouth, Mario just gave in and let the bat woman keep dominating his mouth and body.

The Swoopers did eventually manage to use Mario to adjust to their new sleep cycle and, ironically, Mario ended up being the one living like a bat as a result. While he was allowed to sleep on the ground during the day, the Swoopers made sure to keep him wide awake during the evening and at night until his sleep cycle had been completely reversed. The Swoopers often didn't let him rest during the day either, though, often sneaking back to their room so they could go a few more rounds with their precious pet. Mario tried a few more times to try and resist and asked what happened to his friends, but they made sure to 'train' that disobedience right out of him, until he didn't even dare say anything to upset them.

Not that doing what they said caused them to let up any - if anything, giving up just encouraged them. They drained Mario every day of everything he had - his blood, his cum, and his emotions, every day for years until, finally, there was nothing of the man they once knew left.

The End.

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Bad End #5

"Yeah! You might act all high and mighty, but you're really the one beneath us!" Koopie agreed.

"That's what you think…" Tutankoopa said as she reached into her robes.

Then, without warning, she pulled out something that looked like a yellow lightning bolt and tossed it down towards the group. Once it was over their heads, the bolt flashed yellow and lit up the whole room as it sprayed bolts of electricity in every direction. Mario and his friends all screamed in pain as their bodies were paralyzed and they were all left helpless on the ground.

"Wow… that actually worked!" Tutnakoopa said to herself. "Er, I mean, of course it did! And now, it's time for me to claim my prize!"

She then carefully stepped down from the stool she was standing on and jumped down to the ground, where she began to take Mario's clothes off. Mario looked at her as if to say "What in the world are you doing?" but his paralyzation made sure he stayed silent.

"Oh please, don't look at me that way!" Tutankoopa replied as she removed her white panties. "You should be honored to have someone like me rape you! You're helping me start a dynasty, after all! Boys everywhere would spend their life's savings to be in a position like this!"

Tutankoopa then knelt down over Mario's dick and began trying to slip it inside her, though she just ended up brushing it past her pussy lips over and over again.

"Eheh… hold on a second…" Tutankoopa laughed nervously. "It's been a few years since I've done this."

After a few more seconds of trying, she finally managed to impale herself halfway onto his prick, causing her to let out a content sigh.

"Yes! There we go!" she moaned as she started to move herself up and down.

Mario could tell even in his paralyzed state that her vagina was very shallow, however, so she could only take so much of his cock inside her, and she had to be very careful not to hit up against her cervix too hard.

"Mmmm, yes… sex feels so much better when you don't have to pay for it!" Tutankoopa said as she slowly picked up her pace.

Mario simply groaned at this, unable to even object to the girl sliding up and down his dick.

"I know, it must be hard to believe that someone as big and powerful as me doesn't have boys throw themselves at me, but alas, I was once just a lowly commoner, a street trat minus the rat." she explained as her tiny pussy gently milked his cock. "But then, Queen Bowsa showed me a way to change things, to make things better for myself! All I had to do was betray my friends and my city, and declare myself Queen! Genius!"

"That doesn't sound like a very healthy way to cope with your problems." Mario wanted to say, but he stayed silent since he couldn't speak.

"Once I have my very own kingdom, I'll be able to do whatever I want!" Tutankoopa said, not even caring if his dick rammed the entrance to her womb anymore. "I'll be able to hire my own set of personal concubines, so my pussy will never be empty! No, I'll hire a new one every day, so my cunt will never have to taste the same dick twice!"

By now, she was thrusting her hips as fast as she could and he felt his dick come to an almost painful stop inside her with every thrust.

"No! I'll undo the anti-polygamy laws, and marry all the men in Dry Dry Desert!" she continued. "Then all the women will have to pay me when they want to have sex! That will show them!"

The Koopa suddenly let out a short squeak as she accidentally slammed her hips a bit too hard down and punched Mario's dick right through her cervix and into her womb.

"Ah! Trespassing on royal property, are you?" she asked mockingly as she wriggled her hips from side to side. "Don't worry… I'll pardon you this once."

She began thrusting once more, though this time the strokes were much shorter since she didn't want his dick popping back out.

"After all, I plan on making you my star whore!" she announced proudly. "It's only natural since you're my first official conquest as Pharaoh!"

Mario didn't reply, but she could feel his dick throb deep inside her.

"Yes! You like that idea, don't you, you little slut?" Tutankoopa asked as she rubbed his chest. "The idea of girls spending top dollar just for a moment with my favorite concubine, showering me with gold so you can shower them with your semen! I can see it now!"

Tutankoopa tried to take the opportunity to pick up her pace again, but found herself running out of energy, so she slowed down instead.

"I kinda wish you were already trained, though." she panted as she came to a stop and reached to finger her clit a little. "A Queen like me shouldn't be expected to thrust all by herself."

Tutankoopa took a minute to catch her breath before she started thrusting again, her pussy squeezing twice as hard as before in an attempt to make up for lost time.

"I suppose it doesn't matter, though, since I'll have plenty of time to train you!" she said confidently over the sound of their soft hips slamming together. "We will have sex in every spot in this palace, and force all of my subjects to watch! In fact, I'll even charge them for the privilege!"

She rubbed her small, Koopa breasts at the thought and felt her body heat up more and more.

"What do you think of the idea of fucking on a bed made out of gold?" she asked curiously, only seconds away from her orgasm. "That wouldn't be too uncomfortable, would it? Maybe if I put another bed on top of the gold…"

"Well, I'm sure it'd be more comfortable than the bed you'll find in prison." Bombette's voice interrupted as Tutankoopa found herself abruptly torn off Mario's dick. "But I'm sure you'll find that out soon enough."

"Wait, what!?" Tutankoopa gasped as she saw all of Mario's friends were standing on their feet again. "Put me down this instant! I was right about to finish!"

She tried impotently to struggle out of Bombette's grip, but the Bob-Omb remained safe by simply holding her by the collar at arm's distance.

"Dammit! H-how are you even moving?" Tutankoopa swore, stuttering with rage.

"Maybe if you read the instructions on that Thunder Rage a little better, you'd know the paralysis is only temporary." Goommaria explained. "Seriously, though - you defeated us and you didn't even bother bringing some minions to tie us up? What kind of villain are you?

"I'll show you!" Tutankoopa retorted as she kept trying to attack Bombette.

Bombette simply rolled her eyes, sat down, and hiked up Tutankoopa's robes, exposing her rear to the violent palm of Bombette's hand.

"Ah!" Tutankoopa screamed in pain as the first spank landed. "L-let me go! I'm royalty! I will not stand for- ah!"

"Settle down, you little brat!" as she kept slapping the Koopa's ass over and over again, causing her to cry out with every hit. "You just raped one of my best friends! You're lucky that this is all I'm doing to you."

"But… it hurts!" she whined, finally starting to settle down.

"Yeah, well, so does getting hit by lightning." Bombette replied, not slowing her hand down in the slightest. "In fact, why don't I show you exactly how much it hurt?"

"Ah!" Tutankoopa cried out after a particularly hard smack and Bombette felt her lap suddenly get wet.

"Wow, did you seriously just cum from that?" Bombette asked incredulously.

"I… I told you I was close!" Tutankoopa replied as she tried to hide her blush.

"Well then, if you're enjoying it so much, I guess I should stop holding back then~" Bombette said as she lit her fuse and pulled her hand back.

"Aaaaah!" Mario heard Tutankoopa cry out at the top of her lungs.

"Are you alright, Mario?" Koopie asked as she helped Mario stand back up.

"Yeah, nothing injured besides my pride." he replied while he watched Tutankoopa's asscheeks start to grow red. "Now, let's go free that Star Spirit, shall we?"

Mario then completed the rest of his journey to save Prince Peach almost completely the same.

The End.

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Bad End #6

"Wow, we did it, Mario! We defeated Tutankoopa!" Goommaria cheered as she noticed the Pharoah's abandoned whistle on the ground. "It's kinda strange, though… usually whistles teleport people in the Mushroom Kingdom, and yet this one didn't do anything but make noise."

"Really?" Mario asked curiously as he picked the whistle up. "Let me try."

Mario blew into the whistle experimentally and, a second later, he disappeared completely from sight.

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When Mario reappeared again, he found himself completely different and completely disoriented. He blinked his eyes rapidly until the room finally stopped spinning around him quickly tried to get his bearings.

There, he saw a young man standing alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it was only today that he would be given a name! What will be the name of this young man?

"Um... Zoosmell Pooplord?" Mario asked, confused at the narration playing in his head, saying the first thing that came to mind.

'Try Again.'

"*sigh* I'm getting the feeling that this is going to be a loooong adventure." said Mario in consternation. And so he would spend the next 3 or so years getting invested in the people he met along the way, only to have them either torn asunder from the mortal coil, or end up with someone he never suspected they ever would. He found complacency in the lessons he learned along the way, as well as the love he found in... well, that's a story we have no business in seeing.

The End.

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A/U I've got to tell you, the writing process for this… it was a bit difficult to get it to its final product, but I think it was all worth it in the end. Chain Chomps are a lot of fun writing, I have to admit. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter.