When Mario first opened his eyes again, he thought for a second that he might have gone blind, it was so dark. Eventually, though, he realized that the blackness staring back at him was just the dark skin of Chompy's sisters lying on top of him. It was actually quite warm and comfy underneath their snoring, muscled bodies, and Mario considered just letting sleeping Chomps lie. He knew that he couldn't let himself be stuck there all day, though, so he carefully pulled himself out from underneath the pile and stood back up.
Once free, he quickly found his other friends lying in a very similar pile nearby. Goommaria was happily tucked underneath Koopie's soft breasts while Bombette and Chompy both laid on top of them with relaxed looks plastered on their cum-covered faces. Mario smiled at this sight and took the opportunity to slip on a pair of clean clothes and start preparing breakfast in the form of some salad and spicy soup.
As soon as the soup began to boil and the smell of it began to waft towards the Chain Chomp's snoozing snozzes, their eyes all burst open and they quickly began to crowd around Mario as he stirred the pot.
"Calm down, calm down!" Mario laughed as Chompy's sisters all barked excitedly. "You'll all get some!"
"Waa! What's going on!" Koopie suddenly gasped as all the commotion woke her up. "Are we under attack?"
"I hope not - I was having a really good dream about a kingdom made entirely out of pillows…" Goommaria yawned as her face kept pressing into Koopie's breasts.
"No no, everythings fine!" Mario assured them. "But your food might get cold if you don't hurry up though!"
"You said the same thing about your dick last night, but that didn't stop us then!" Bombette yawned as she stood up.
"Heh, I guess you got me there" Mario said as he handed out all the food.
Chompy and her sisters all eagerly began lapping away at their bowls with their tongues while the others ate their food with the more traditional spoons and forks.
"So, I guess we're going to be hiking back to the train station once we're done with this, huh?" Koopie asked in between sips of her soup, promoting Mario to nod simply in response.
"Ay ay ay…" Goommaria said, exasperated. "I always knew from my books that adventuring involved a lot of walking, but I had no idea it meant this much walking. My feet already feel like they'd walk out on me if they weren't too tired to."
"Well, what were you expecting we'd have to do?" asked Bombette. "Bowsa's trying to keep the Star Spirits hidden, after all, and it's not like one's just gonna escape and try to find us on their own."
"I know, but that doesn't make my toes feel any better…" Goommaria whined in reply.
"Ha! lightweight!", Bombette laughed as she crossed her high heel-clad feet before taking a large sip of her spicy soup. As soon as the broth hit her tongue, however, Bombette's eyes suddenly shot wide open and she began rapidly fanning at her mouth with her hands. "Hot hot hot hot hot!" she panted desperately as a flame appeared at the end of her ponytail and slowly made its way up to her head. The fire eventually reached Bombett's skull and was quickly followed by a loud 'boom' as the energy stored in her breasts suddenly surged and caused her hits to burst out of her bra and the front of her dress.
"Augh…" Bombette mumbled to herself, completely dazed.
"Heh, lightweight." Goommaria said under her breath before taking a long sip of her soup without even flinching.
Chompy, meanwhile, quickly finished her soup and took a few bites of her leafy greens before barking once and pushing her plate over to Mario with her nose.
"Huh?" Mario said when he saw this. "Oh, don't worry, I'll clean that up for you in a minute."
Mario tried his best to keep on eating, but that just caused Chompy to whine sadly at his feet.
"Uh, is there something wrong, Chompy?" asked Mario.
"Oh, I think I know what's going on!" Goommaria spoke up. "It's kinda tradition for Chain Chomps to share their table scraps with boys they like, and vice-versa!"
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked back affirmatively as she nodded her head as all her sisters pushed over their salads as well.
"Oh... you're too kind…" Mario said awkwardly before handing them his mostly-empty soup bowl.
The Chain Chomps all eagerly launched themselves at the bowl as soon as it touched the ground, attacking every drop of leftover soup with their long tongues in what looked like the weirdest kiss Mario had ever seen. Eventually, Mario just shrugged this off and took a few bites of his new salad in front of him before throwing all of his trash away into a plastic bag. The others soon followed suit and finished getting ready to leave.
"So, are your sisters going to be joining us on our journey, girl?" Mario asked Chompy as he put on his backpack.
Chompy turned back to the other Chain Chomps, who all looked at each other meaningfully.
"Bark bark!" one of Chompy's sisters eventually replied.
"Bark!" Chompy barked back with a nod before turning back to Mario.
"Okay then… uh, what did that mean?" asked Mario.
"I think these girls actually consider this place to be their home now in a weird way…" Goommaira tried to explain as most of the Chain Chomps moved back further into the temple.
"Well, I must admit, that's pretty cool in a desolate sort of way." Mario admired. "I just hope they'll be able to survive alone out here."
"Well, they are Chain Chomps - they're pretty tough." Goommaria replied. "Plus, I'm sure they can find their way back to dry Dry Outpost if they need to, right, Chompy?"
"Bark bark!" the Chain Chomp replied.
"Well, if she says so... " Mario said, trailing off. "Wait, what about those girls we captured earlier? What's going to happen to them?"
"Who?" Bombette asked before letting out a short gasp. "Oh, right, the Swoopers and the Buzzy Beetles! I almost forgot about them!"
"You girls promise to turn them into the authorities in Dry Dry Outpost as soon as you can, right?" Mario called out to the Chain Chomps as they left the room.
"Bark bark!" one of them called back affirmatively.
"Alright then, let's go!" Mario announced before leading his friends outside, where they were greeted by the hot morning sun and an endless ocean of sand in front of them.
"Uh… do any of you know how we're going to get back?" Mario asked nervously.
"Oh, I know!" Koopie replied before reaching into her shell and pulling out a compass and a map. "We can use this to get back to the road!"
"That's not going to be much help - this place isn't on any maps, remember?" Goommaria pointed out.
"Oh, right… my bad." Koopie said shyly as she put the map down.
"Anyone else have any bright ideas?" asked Bombette.
"Well, I'm pretty sure we went north after we left town, and the road runs east to west." Goommaria observed as she glanced at the map. "So, if we keep going south, we should hit the road back to the train station eventually."
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked in agreement, as if she already knew this.
"Alright then, let's get going…" Bombette sighed as they began their march. "I hope you remembered to refill those water bottles, Koopie, because I have a feeling we're going to be needing them…"
A while later and the group was still trudging their way miserably through the sands. Even the normally-energetic Bombette had slowed down to a crawl as they followed the needle on their compass southward.
"Are we there yet?" Mario asked tiredly from the back of the pack.
"No, not yet…" Koopie replied. "I'm sorry… do you need another drink?"
"No, I'm good…" Mario answered. "I think if I sweat anymore, I'm going to drown."
"Ugh... I think I'm going to burst another bra if it gets any hotter…" Bombette complained. "So, what are we going to do when we get back to Toad Town? We don't know where the next Star Spirit is yet, you know."
"Well… if we don't run into Twink again, we'll just have to ask Merluvlee if she can predict where we're going to go next." Mario replied as he wiped his forehead with his hat.
"Well, I guess that's a good a plan as any." Bombette said before her head suddenly perked up. "Hey, I think I see something! Is that a… tent?"
"Yeah… I think it is!" Koopie replied, peering over the nearest sand dune. "It's Kolorado's tent!"
The group quickly ran over to the makeshift camp and found Kolorado and her researchers examining some ancient-looking tablets.
"Why hello there, old chaps!" Kolorado greeted when she saw them Koopie and her friend approach. "To what do I owe the visit?"
"We found the ruins, professor!" Koopie panted as she screeched to a halt. "We found dry Dry Ruins!"
"My word! You have!?" Kolorado gasped. "Do you have any proof!?"
"We sure do!" Mario said as he handed the professor the relic he stole from Tutankoopa's room.
"By Joan… it's the real McKaren!" Kolorado exclaimed. "But I don't understand… where in the world were those ruins hiding?"
"Underneath the sands, Professor." Goommaria explained. "But don't worry, that's not the case anymore - just head north of here, and you should be able to find it just fine! They are going to be a little more populated than you were probably expecting, though."
"Oh, so that's why the ruins have eluded our searches for so long! We were looking in the wrong place this entire time!" Kolorado said in realization. "Say, those ruins wouldn't happen to be the source of all that shaking that occurred yesterday, would they?"
"They were, actually." Mario replied. "I'm not surprised that you felt it all the way out here - it caused quite the earth-er, sandquake."
"Well then, I suppose I should offer you my congratulations then!" Kolorado said as she extended a grateful hand. "You truly saved us quite a bit of trouble."
"It's no problem!" Mario smiled as she shook Kolorado's hand. "Helping people is what we do, after all!"
"Ah, spoken like a true adventurer!" Kolorado said with a nostalgic look in her eye. "You're even braver and more chivalrous than my mother was!"
The old Koopa then picked up a nearby shovel and turned to address her colleagues.
"Let's head out, girls!" Kolorado shouted to her fellow archeologists. "Those artifacts aren't going to bring themselves to museums!"
The crew let out a collective Koopa cheer before they all ran into the desert, leaving behind a massive cloud of dust as they ran.
"Good luck girls!" Bombette shouted as she waved goodbye. "They're going to get completely steamed out there…"
"Well, I wouldn't feel too sorry for them considering we still have a whole mountain to climb before we make it back to the train station." Goommaria countered.
"Augh, good point…" Bombette groaned as her shoulders slumped as Mt. Rugged loomed overhead. "Let's go…"
Together, they began making their way back up the slopes of the mountain until they came across a familiar wooden bridge - though, by that point they were so distracted by their aching bodies that they didn't even realize they had walked onto it, let alone recognize it.
"Hey… can someone pass me another water bottle?" Mario panted about halfway across the long bridge.
"Sure." Goommaria panted back before tossing him a canteen. Instead of it landing cleanly in his hand like she intended it to, however, it slipped out from in between his fingers and dropped into the abyss below.
"Oh, darn it!" Mario swore as he watched the canteen fall for a few seconds. "Wow… that's a long way down."
"It is?" asked Koopie as she finally looked down. "Oh my! It really is! I completely forgot about this part…"
"Don't worry about t!" Goommaria said as comfortingly as she could. "Just… keep your eyes on the sky!"
"The sky?" Mario asked in confusion.
"Yeah, the sky!" Goommaria replied. "It looks like it's the same distance away no matter how high up you are, so if we keep our eyes on it… huh? What's that?"
Mario looked up to where the Goomba girl was pointing and saw the Buzzard woman they met a few days ago flying over to them from a nearby mesa.
"Hey, hold up a sec!" she said as she hovered above the bridge. "You look pretty familiar."
"Uh… yeah, that's right! It's-a me again!" Mario replied, thinking quickly. "Luigi, Mario's brother who totally isn't on an adventure right now."
"Really now…" the Buzzard woman said as she landed onto the bridge and took out her wanted poster once again. "I must say, the family resemblance between you two fellers is quite strong! You two could practically be twins."
"Uh, we are! Identical in fact!" Mario made up on the spot.
"Really? Is that why you're dressed like him too?" she asked curiously.
"Well… don't you know that identical twins have the exact same jeans?" Mario asked, motioning towards his overalls. "It's actually pretty common knowledge, miss…?"
"Buzzar," she replied as she began flapping her wings again. "Well, since that Mario feller still hasn't shown up yet, I'll just have to turn you in for the bounty then! After all, it's not like Bowsa will be able to tell identical twins apart."
"Whoa there, there's no need to do anything hasty…" Mario said as he took a step backwards on the bridge. He tried to take another step back after that, but found that Koopie's shivering legs standing in the way.
"Sorry, pard, it ain't nothin' personal." Buzzar said as she took off from the bridge. "A girl's gotta eat, and Queen Tortoise has put quite a tasty sum of gold on that rump of yours."
"H-hey… don't touch him!" Koopi said, suddenly speaking up.
"Or what?" Buzzar asked mockingly. "In case you haven't noticed, I ain't the one who has to worry about fallin' right now, so I suggest yall give up all polite-like and we-"
Buzzar never finished her sentence as Koopie took the opportunity to reach into her shell, pull out her thunder rage, press the button on top, and toss it into the air as hard as she could. A second later and the little lightning bolt let out a jolt of electricity into Buzzar's body, paralyzing her and sending her careening into the chasm below them.
Koopie and her friends all quickly looked over the side of the bridge and watched her hit the ground, all of them flinching a little as soon as they heard the 'thud'.
"Damn… I can't believe I got whupped by Luigi.. And his stupid friends…" a voice moaned up from the bottom of the canyon.
"Wow, good thinking, Koopie!" Mario said, turning back to the blonde Koopa.
"Thanks!" she replied with a bashful smile. "But, uh… can we hurry up and get to the other side now please?"
"Oh, right!" Mario said as he started walking again. "Let's try and get back to the station before noon!"
"Ugh… okay." Goommaria moaned in agreement. "I'm sorry, feet… just try to hang in there a bit longer without falling off, okay?"
"Did I say noon?" Mario said a while later. "I meant one… maybe two…"
"At this rate, I'd be happy just to make it there at all." Goommaria moaned. "
"Come on, guys, don't be like that!" Koopie said encouragingly. "At least we're heading downhill now, and we don't have anymore chasms to cross."
"Heh, funny how the only scenario where going downhill is a good thing is when you're literally going down a hill." Bombette joked, though no one laughed. "Ugh, you guys try making jokes when you're this tired."
"No thanks… I'm good." Goommaria replied.
"Whaaaack-hoo!" a voice suddenly called out through the dry mountain air. "What a lovely day out today!"
"Huh? What was that?" Mario asked curiously.
"I don't know, but I think it came from the other side of that hill." Goommaria said as they all moved to investigate the noise.
Walking around the hill, they discovered a woman sticking halfway out of a hole in the ground with long blue hair and a blue shirt.
"Yessireebob, in all my years living here in Mt. Rugged, I have never seen such an amazing day to be a Whacka named Whacka!" the girl said to herself. "The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing… I'm positively certain that there is nothing that could possibly ruin this day! Especially not any ambushes!"
"Hey, girly, hold still for us, okay?" one of two green-clad bandits holding bats said as they emerged from the shadows.
"Oh, hello there, stranger!" Whacka greeted. "Are you here to enjoy the great outdoors as well? Perhaps with some nice baseball?"
"Yeah, but we didn't bring any balls." the other bandit replied as she beat her bat against her palm. "Mind if we use yours?"
"Wait, but I don't have any balls - doubly so since I'm not male." Whacka pointed out.
"You will by the time we're done with you…" said the first bandit.
"Oh no! You're after my lady lumps, aren't you!? Not my lovely lady lumps!" Whacka gasped as she put up her hands and began cowering. "I always knew I'd meet my demise through sports-related injuries, but I always thought it would be from soccer!"
"Heheh, guess you thought wrong!" the bandit on the right laughed behind her mask as she raised her bat. Before she could bring it back down, though, she was stopped by a hammer collided directly with her chest. "Ow! What the heck?"
"Sorry, I thought you girls wanted some lumps." Mario said as he held his hammer defensively. "I'm more than ready to give you some if you want to stick around."
"Fuck you!" the bandit Mario hit said before moving her mask to the side so she could spit on the ground. "Everyone wants to buy Whacka Bumps, and someone else would have just come by to take them if we didn't!"
"Well, not today, they're not." Mario countered as his friends gathered around beside him. "So just make like a weed and tumble off, okay?"
"Grrr… you'll pay for this." the other bandit growled before she and her cohort slinked off into the hills.
"Phew, that was a close one." Koopie sighed in relief. "Are you okay, Whacka?"
"Yes, my lumps are still safe and sound." Whacka said as she squeezed her medium-sized breasts together. "Still, I'm shocked that someone would actually try to do that to me. I mean, yeah, my sisters all had their bumps stolen, as well as my mother's, my cousins', my aunts', my friends', my neighbors'... but I never once imagined it would happen to me! And especially not on a day as beautiful as this one!"
"Well, it sounds to me like this place might not be all that safe for Whackas after all." Goommaria argued. "Maybe you should get some home security, or try living somewhere else?"
"Well, I suppose I can try moving, but that might be difficult since I can tunnel underground and build my home almost anywhere."
"Uh… how is that difficult?" asked Bombette.
"Because I'll have to come up with a name for my new home, of course!" Whacka replied. "That isn't easy, you know! For example, this hole I'm living in now is called the Whacka-Hole'. Do you have any idea how long it took me to come up with that name?"
"Five minutes?" Goommaria guessed.
"Exactly!" Whacka replied with a nod.
"Well, it's either that or spend more time hiding indoors." Mario pointed out.
"And miss out on all this amazing fresh air!?" Whacka gasped. "That would be whack, and not in a good way! I guess I have no choice then… thanks again, weird red guy! I'll see you around! Whacka-doo!"
With that, Whacka popped back down into the ground and left Mario and his friends alone.
"Well, that was… something." Mario said awkwardly. "Were those women really going to steal Whacka's breasts?"
"Yeah - they actually pop off and grow back, and taste a lot like mochi." Goommaria explained. "They're super nutritious, but they only ever give them willingly to their own children."
"Huh… well, that image is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day." Mario said as he put away his hammer. "Let's see if some more foot pain can help me forget about this."
"Ugh… be careful what you wish for." Goommaria moaned as she followed behind him.
"Here are you tickets!" a Toad woman with orange spots, brown hair, and a blue uniform said as she handed a pair of train tickets to a Goomba and her Toad Husband through her ticket booth window.
"Thank you, miss!" the Goomba woman said brightly as she took the tickets and walked off to the nearby train platform.
"Enjoy your trip!" the Toad saleswoman called out as they left. "Next!"
Her call was promptly met by a loud thudding noise.
"Uh… next?" she called out again, confused.
This was met by another loud thud, at which point she leaned out her booth window and saw Mario and his friends all lying on the ground in front of her, panting and knocking weekly on the bottom of the booth.
"F...five tickets to Toad Town, please…" Goommaria asked, exhausted.
"Oh! Alright then!" the ticket seller said before handing over the tickets for a small bag of coins. "You guys find out the hard way why they call it 'Mount Rugged'?"
"And… why they call dry Dry Desert 'dry'." Bombette replied, resting on her tits.
"Ouch!" the vendor said sympathetically. "Well, this train is no Excess Express, but you'll at the very least be able to get a rest!"
"That's good enough for us." Mario said as he and his friends all picked themselves up and pulled themselves into their cabin, where they immediately collapsed into a pile.
"It's finally over… thank goodness…" Koopie sighed from the top of the pile.
"Yeah… I'm so tired right now, I don't think I can even bring myself to have another round of train sex." said Goommaria.
"Me neither…" agreed Bombette.
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked defiantly as she shuffled her head next to Mario's groin and began nuzzling his dick through his overalls.
"Alright… but only licking, okay?" Mario conceded. "I don't have enough energy for anything else."
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked in agreement before helping Mario out of his overalls.
"Ah… at least part of me isn't sore…" Mario sighed happily as he felt the Chain-Chomp begin to slobber all over his shaft.
"Really? That's hard to believe…" laughed Bombette. "I guess I didn't fuck you hard enough last night!"
"Well, that's the magic of mushrooms on humans, I guess." Goommaria said as she dragged herself off the pile and into a seat. "I'll join in once I get feeling in my toes again."
"Bark bark!" Chompy replied just before shoving Mario's dick all the way to the back of ther throat.
When the train finally pulled into Toad Town a few hours later, Bombette was lazily riding herself on Mario's shaft while her friends all sat with dripping pussies next to her. Her feet were currently planted on the sides of Mario's seat to help her keep moving, but even then her thrusts were so weak that they didn't even cause her tits to jiggle. But at the very least, they were enough to give her a weak orgasm as the train screeched to a halt.
"Ah… worth it…" Bombette sighed as she moved her panties back into place to stop the sperm from dripping out.
She and the others followed Mario outside to Toad Town, where a Toad guard eyed them all suspiciously until Mario gave her a thumbs-up.
"By the way, I think we're going to need to buy some more supplies." Koopie said as they walked. "That last trip really emptied out my shell."
"Oh, okay then, we can go shopping before we go see Merlee." Mario announced. "What do we need?"
"Well, food, for starters." Koopie replied. "Some more survival equipment would be nice too, and I'm pretty sure we could all use a trip to the laundromat."
Goommaria lifted up her arm and sniffed under her armpit at that, which ended up causing her to recoil in disgust.
"Yeesh, good point!" Goommaria grimaced. "Let's go see what we can find."
The group began making their way towards the commercial district of the town but soon came to a stop as they were distracted by what sounded like a music box. Turning to the source of the noise, they soon spotted a pudgy woman with white skin, white hair, pink pig ears, and a curly pig tail wearing a white cooking apron, a fluffy pink blouse, and a short yellow skirt pushing a large blue cart. The sound of the musical cart immediately caught the attention of some nearby children, and they either ran over as fast as they could or began dragging their reluctant parents towards it.
"Huh, is that an ice cream cart or something?" asked Mario.
"Ice cream?" asked Goommaria. "No, it's a mushroom cart."
"Mushrooms?" Mario asked in confusion as the pig woman began handing out mushrooms of all shapes and sizes.
"Yeah. That woman's an Oink, so that means that her nose is really good at finding rare and tasty mushrooms out in the wild - plus, they're great cooks." Goommaria explained.
"Well, I guess that explains the extra pounds." Mario observed before the laughter of children was suddenly interrupted by a loud shout.
"Hey, you!" an angry-looking Toad woman with greenish blonde hair, a green dress, and greet spots on her cap snarled as she approached the cart. "Get the heck out of our town!"
"Excusez moi?" the oink said with a confused Frenchish accent. "Did I do somezing wrong?"
"Yeah, you did!" the Toad woman angrily responded. "I saw you selling your 'goods' around here yesterday, and I just know you're only selling around here to try and seduce my husband!"
"I assure tu, I 'ave no idea what tu are talking-" the Oink began to say before being cut off by a punch to the stomach.
The kids all immediately began to scurry away from the cart, frightened as the Oink fell to the ground.
"Don't play dumb!" the Toad Woman continued to yell. "I know all the tricks Mono play to try and steal away husbands, and I'm not about to let you try and take away mine!"
"Hey, you leave her alone!" Mario said as he ran up to them.
"Mario? You want me to stop?" the Toad woman asked in confusion. "But it's your job to beat up man-stealing Mono like her!"
"Well, all I see here is a bully pick on on a girl who can't defend herself." Mario said over the sound of Chompy's growling. "Now go home before we have to get the guards involved."
"Grr… ugly bitch…" the Toad growled before storming off.
"Are you alright, Miss…?" Mario asked as she turned back to the Oink and extended a hand to her.
"Truffles." she replied as she took Mario's hand. "Zanks for ze 'elp."
"Does this kind of thing happen a lot?" asked Mario.
"Oui, but tu get used to it." Truffles said with a smile.
"What? That's terrible!" Mario gasped at the revelation.
"Well, unfortunately, lots of Mono have to deal with this kind of treatment in places with a high Bi populations, and for Oinks it's even worse." Goommaria cut in.
"Really? Why's that?" asked Mario.
"Because the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, duh," said Bombette. "They're just about the only group of Mono in the kingdom that never has to visit Toad Houses."
"But… I swear I was not trying to steal anyone's man. I was just trying to make a living." Truffles insisted sadly.
"Don't worry, we believe you!" Mario assured her. "You don't happen to still be open, are you? We were actually looking to buy some food ourselves."
"But of course!" Truffles replied, opening her cart. "Gourmet food waits for no woman! What would you like?"
"Well, what do you have?" asked Koopie.
"All sorts of wonderful foods to choose from!" Truffles replied as she showed off her collection. "From ze magical champimiel, to ze rare super champi! Feel free to 'ave a look!"
"Oh wow, is that a life shroom?" Bombette asked as eh picked up a pink mushroom from the cart. "I haven't seen one of these since I got one for having my first period! You really are good at hunting these down!"
Truffles couldn't help but giggle at this.
"Oui oui, but I warn vous, they are quite expensive!" she informed them.
"Don't worry, we, uh… came into a little extra cash, so that won't be an issue." said Goommaria. "Oh, and don't worry, Mario, we'll be sure to buy some food for you too when we get the chance to."
After browsing her wares for a few minutes, the girls selected all of the mushrooms that they wanted and handed Truffles the coins that they owed her.
"Merci á tous beaucoup!" she said as she pocketed the money. "Unfortunately, I don't zink I will be selling around 'ere again anytime soon… I think it is about time I moved onto muddier pastures."
"Oh… I understand." Mario said somberly. "I'm sure you can find friendlier neighborhoods in this town to sell in. But, before you go… how about I help make your last memories here a bit happier?"
"Eh? What do tu 'ave in mind?" asked Truffles.
"Well, I'm pretty sure that's that bully's house right there." Mario replied, pointing to a nearby green house. "What do you say we show her just how beautiful you really are?"
"M-mario!" Koopie stammered, blushing brightly. "You're not honestly going to do what I think you're going to do, are you?"
"Don't worry, I'll be fine!" Mario told her with a casual wave of his hand. "You guys just go on and finish our shopoing for us, okay?"
"If you say so." Goommaria replied. "Just try not to do anything too reckless, okay?"
"Pfft, as if anyone would ever call the cops on Mario." Bombette scoffed. "Plus, this girl totally deserves it. You two have fun!"
"Don't worry, we will!" Mario replied before taking Truffle's hand and leading her over to a bench in front of the Toad woman's green house.
"Do tu zink she's watching?" Truffles asked nervously.
"Yeah, she hasn't taken her eyes off you since she walked back inside." Mario said, subtly motioning towards a shadow behind a pair of curtains in one of the windows.
"Wow… c'est trés louche." Truffles shivered.
"Try not to focus on that, okay?" Mario said as she took hold of Truffle's chin and pointed her face towards his. "For now, let's just try and focus on us…"
Mario could see Truffle's lip tremble a little bit before she closed her eyes and slowly moved her lips forward to meet his. Mario could taste some mushrooms on her mouth as their lips melted together and Mario wrapped his arms around her soft body. Mario could hear a few surprised and jealous gasps around them as he pulled her closer to his body, but no one spoke up or tried to stop them. Mario suspected that the sight of women making out lustfully with men in public wasn't too uncommon so, while it made a few people a bit uncomfortable, no one was really paying it much mind. That was, except for the woman in the green house.
Mario couldn't see the Toad Woman directly with his eyes shut and his face occupied with Truffles, but he knew that she was still watching by the how he could feel her trying to glare holes through the back of his head. Mario wasn't discouraged at all, though, and proceeded to pull Truffle's hefty body onto his lap.
The Oink woman gasped a little at this, but refused to break the kiss. Instead, she opened her lips a bit wider to allow Mario's tongue to snake its way inside her mouth while her heavy rear rested atop Mario's groin. Mario made sure to grip onto Truffle's ass tightly as he shoved his tongue deep into her mouth and enjoyed the taste of leftover honey resting on the tops of her molars.
"Mmm, mmmph!" Truffles moaned into Mario's mouth as her heavy breasts pressed into Mario's chest. Meanwhile, the mushroom residue in her mouth was starting to have a very noticeable effect on Mario's dick, as she could feel it press hard against her panties underneath her skirt. Growing excited, Truffles began to grind herself back and forth along it, causing it to press up through the layers of clothing towards her eager cunt waiting on the other side.
Mario couldn't help but groan at this, and wrapped his arms around Truffle's squishy body to pull her even deeper into the kiss. As their spit continued to swap, Mario peeked open his eye and glanced back over towards the green house. There, he could just barely make out the Toad woman clutching a broom handle so hard that it snapped in two. Mario smiled at this and decided to see exactly how much he could get away with. With that, he began sliding his hands up the back of Truffles skirt and played with her thick ass cheeks through her panties.
"Careful, s'il vous plaît." Truffles whispered, breaking the kiss "We do not want to get in too much trouble."
"Don't worry…" Mario whispered back as he kept his hands moving. "As far as anyone around us is concerned, we're just a couple having some fun on a public bench… but she… she'll know exactly what we're doing… and what she's missing out on."
As Mario said this, Mario snuck a finger into Truffle's ass and began twirling it around.
"Ah! Très bien! Do not stop, please!" Truffles moaned as she dug her nails into Mario's shoulder.
"Don't worry, I wasn't planning to~" Mario laughed softly before he returned to kissing her.
He could feel her ground grind into his dick even harder now, the wet lips of her pussy already forming a wet spot on her panties. The kiss was growing wetter by the moment too, with the two swapping spit as fast as they could as they rubbed up against each other. Soon, both their chins and their cheeks were completely covered in slobber, but they didn't seem to care - if anything, they were trying to be as messy as possible so the Toad woman would bet the mssage.
Eventually, Truffles broke the kiss again and said "It is a shame tu are wearing zese restrictive overalls… if tu were not… I would already have tu inside me."
"Well, I think that might be one step too far in this situation." Mario replied. "But that doesn't mean I still can't make you happy!"
Mario then moved aside the Oink's panties with his other hand and pressed a finger directly into her pussy, causing her body to shudder and nearly fall off his lap. She managed to stay on by wrapping her pudgy arms around Mario's chest and holding on as tightly as she could. Her grip only grew tighter as he began to move his juice-covered finger in and out of her opening, which brought on a moan that she was only barely able to hold back.
Seeing that she was about to squeal like a pig, Mario silenced her with another forceful kiss. Truffle's eyes widened a little at this before they began to glaze over and her body finally lost all its tension. This allowed Mario to keep playing with her lower holes while her body completely relaxed into his groin. His hips thrusted up reflexively at that, but his cock only met the fabric of his underwear. This caused his dick to twitch a little in frustration and let out a small bit of precum on the inside of his clothes, but he didn't let that slow him down as he kept furiously moving his fingers and tongue.
Suddenly, Mario felt Truffle's entire body stiffen up again before slowly relaxing once more.
"Did you finish?" Mario asked sweetly as he pulled his lips away.
"Oui, my little porkchop… zat was magnifique!" Truffles replied before slowly standing up off Mario's lap. "Do tu think she saw all zat?"
Before Mario could reply, he heard what sounded like a very expensive piece of china being broken inside the green house.
"Yeah, I think she did." he finally answered. "I should probably go catch up with my friends now, though."
"And I should probably to minding my cart. But, before we part ways…" Truffles said before quietly slipping off her panties and placing them into Mario's hand. "'ere. Tu 'ave more zan earned zese!"
"Thank you!" Mario said as Truffles walked back to her cart. "And if anyone ever gives you trouble again, just give me a call, and I'll back you up, okay?"
"Merci! Tu just made my day… no, my whole week." Truffles replied. "I 'ope we meet again soon!"
"I'm sure we will!" Mario called out as he waved goodbye.
With that, Mario went off in search of his friends, though he made sure to tip off a guard about the Toad woman in the green house first just in case she decided to do something… nasty. Eventually, Mario was able to spot them through the glass doors of a laundromat and decided to check there.
Walking in, he was greeted by the sight of Goommaria reading a magazine in her white underwear next to some bags filled with all the items she bought before coming in. Nearby, Bombette was doing some stretches in her matching pink panties and pink bra. Next to her, Koopie was busily scrubbing the inside of her Koopa shell and Chompy was just sitting out in the open, completely naked.
"Bark bark!" Chompy greeted when she spotted Mario, wagging her tail happily.
"Oh, hey, Mario!" Goommair said, looking up from her magazine. "How'd it go with Truffles?""
"Well, we didn't get caught, so that was good." Mario replied. "Uh… may I ask why you're all dressed like this?"
"Well, all our clothes were dirty, so they're in the washing machines." Goommaria explained with a shrug.
"Well, that makes sense, I guess. " Mario conceded before stripping down to his underwear and stuffing his dirty laundry into some washing machines.
"So, I'm guessing you two didn't go all the way out there?" Goommaria said, observing the bulge in Mario's underwear as he put some coins into the machines.
"Unfortunately not." Mario replied as he turned the machines on. "We still had a lot of fun, though!"
"Not enough fun, by the looks of it!" Bombette joked. "That missile of yours looks like it's about to burst right out of your boxers!"
"Yeah… it's not the most comfortable thing in the world." Mario said with a blush.
"Well, maybe I can help you with that, mi amigo." Goommaria said, standing up and taking Mario by the hand.
"Wait, what?" asked Mario. "You mean right here?"
"Of course!" Goommaria replied as she led him over to a lone washing machine in the back that was flanked by large red curtains. "That's what 'Dirty Cleaners' are for!"
"Dirty Cleaners?" Mario asked, raising an eyebrow as Goommaria seated him on top of the washing machine.
"Yeah! People who don't own a washing machine still deserve washing machine sex, don't they?" Bombette said before Goommaria shuts the curtains behind her. "Have fun, you two!"
The dark-skinned Goomba wasted no time in tossing off her and Mario's underwear into the machine before taking out a coin and sliding it into the machine.
"Now… hold still and I'll take care of the rest." Goommaria said as the machine began to hum.
She then lined up Mario's hard cock with her mouth and shoved it all the way to the back of ther throat, which by itself was not that unfamiliar a sensation. However, the shaking of the machine made every little movement of her mouth feel ten times more intense - when she focused on just the tip, it felt like her tongue was licking him ten times as fast, and when she pressed it to the back it felt like her entire throat was swirling around his dick. Mario could see her quietly slip some fingers into her cunt as she continued bobbing her head up and down his vibrating prick, clearly enjoying it just as much as she did.
"Do… do people here do this often?" Mario gasped as her tongue continued to run over his dick.
"Oh yeah, all the time!" Goommaria replied, popping his dick out of her mouth and starting to stroke. "Nothing wrong with having some good, dirty fun, is there?"
"Well, I guess not… but this feels like it's somehow even more public than what I did with Truffles earlier." Mario pointed out.
"No, this is completely different!" Goommaria insisted, licking the tip of his shaft a few more times. "This time, we have a curtain."
She then stood up and moved herself over Mario's dick, her pussy already so wet that he could feel it dripping down onto him.
"But if you really want this to stay private… then just try not to make me moan too loud." Goommaria said before she began to lower herself down.
But, right before his dick made contact with her lower lips, she was interrupted by a sudden scream from outside the curtains.
"Waah!" a familiar voice cried out. "Uh-oh, watch out! I, I can't control myself! Wha-"
The next thing Mario knew, a naked and oddly-wingless Parakarry flew in past the curtains, knocked Goommaria away, and impaled her pussy right onto Mario's hard shaft.
"Gaaaah!" the goggle-wearing Koopa gasped at the sensation. "Oh… hey, Mario! How's it going?"
"Parakarry?" Mario grunted as his mind was overwhelmed by the feeling of the Koopa cunt currently constraining his ock. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, I'm here to do my laundry, of course!" Parakarry replied casually.
"N-no, what are you doing here… on my dick?" Mario muttered as his shaft kept vibrating inside her.
"Oh, that?" Parakarry asked. "Well, I walked in and started to take off my shell and clothes for a good cleaning, and then I saw some detergent spilled all over the ground and I thought 'Huh, someone might slip on that if it gets wet'. So, I got some water to try and clean it up and, well… I slipped."
The entire time Parakarry spoke, the washing machine kept on humming beneath them, moving Mario's cock ever so slightly around inside the Koopa's incredibly tight cunt.
"So, uh.. Sorry for accidentally raping you… again…" Parakarry apologized, embarrassed.
"Wait, this has happened before?" Bombette asked in confusion just before Chompy finally noticed that Parakarry was there.
"Bark bark bark!" Chompy called out before running over to greet the Parakoopa.
"Oh no, it's her again!" Parakarry said in panic.
She quickly tried to take herself off Mario's dick and run away but, every time she tried to push herself off with her legs, she ended up falling back down. She kept on trying in vain to lift herself off, though, accidentally fucking herself on Mario's dick while Chompy watched curiously from below.
"Shoot… why isn't this working?" Parakarry panted as she gave up and let her clit rest against Mario's groin. "I should be flying away by now!"
"Uh… I think these might have fallen off." Koopie said as she poked her head out of her shell and pointed to some detached wings on the floor nearby.
"Darn it… now I'll have to wait an hour for them to grow back." Parakarry whined before placing her hands onto Mario's chest to get some better leverage. "Let me try again."
"Wait!" Mario interrupted, grabbing Parakarry's hand. "I think this might actually be a good opportunity for the two of you."
"W-what do you mean?" Parakarry moaned as her body continued to move around on Mario's groin.
"You really have been unfair to Chompy, you know." Mario replied. "I mean, we were a little scared of her too when we first met her, but she's proved invaluable on our adventures so far."
"B-but… the barking!" Parakarry said back.
"Oh please, barking isn't going to hurt anyone!" Bombette said, walking over.
"But… what if her bite is worse than her bark?" Parakarry asked, her body shivering involuntarily and accidentally rubbing her clit even harder against Mario.
"Oh, don't worry, she's not going to bite you." Goommaria said as she stood up from the spot she was knocked to. "Here, let me show you."
The Goomba then grabbed hold of Parakarry's hips and forcefully turned her around, causing a whirlwind of sensations to shoot through Mario's cock in the process.
Once the Parakoopa was facing away from Mario and towards Chompy, Goommaria smiled and said "Alright, girl! Eat up!"
"Bark bark!" Chompy replied before sliding her long tongue out from between her sharp teeth and using it to assault Parakarry's pussy.
"Nooooooaaa…" Parakarry said in a scream that quickly turned into a moan. "This… this actually isn't too bad…"
"Of course it's not!" Mario grunted behind her. "Her tongue is just as good as anyone else's - in fact, it might be even better!"
As he said this, Mario tried is best not to finish too quickly from the combined sensation of Parakarry's constantly pulsing cunt on his upper shaft and Chompys tongue lapping at the base.
"Well… I have to say, it's pretty impressive… but, I'm still not sure if I can trust her…" Parakarry moaned.
"Well, you trust me, don't you?" Mario asked as he began thrusting again and Chompy kept working her magic with her tongue.
"Y-yeah…" Parakarry answered over the hum of the washing machine.
"Well, I trust Chompy, so that means, by extension, you trust her too, right?" Mario asked as his hips kept up a steady pace.
"Well… I don't see any reason not to rust you…" Parkarry replied as she felt Mario's dick stretch her folds out even more. "Maybe I should give Chain Chomps… another chance."
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked happily happily at this before latching her mouth right onto Parakarry's clit and sucking as hard as she could.
"Aaaaah!" Parkarry moaned as her snatch violently convulsed, which sent Mario over the edge as well. She could almost feel every shot of his semen enter her womb as his vibrating dick unleashed its pent-up load.
"Yeah… if I knew that Chompy's mouth could do that… I would have begged her to 'bite' me a long time ago…" Parakarry sighed as she slowly came down from her orgasmic high.
Mario kissed Parakarry on the cheek and said "I'm glad you two finally see eye to eye." Before he could say anything else, however, he heard the bell above the front door suddenly ring as it opened.
"Oh crap!" Goommaria swore as she hastily reclosed the curtains. "Phew… that was close!"
"Tell me about it…" Mario sighed before turning back to Parakarry. "So… do you have anything to say to your new friend here?"
"Oh, right! Sorry for treating you like I did…" Parakarry apologized, her eyes showing she was sincere even if they were hidden behind her goggles.
"Bark!" Chompy replied simply with a wag of her tail before giving Parakarry's pussy one last lick, which gave her a good taste of both the Parakarry's and Mario's juices as the plumber's cock slowly deflated.
"Very good!" Mario said with a nod. "So… how's the search for the other missing letters going?"
"Well… I managed to find a few of them…" Parakarry replied as her blush suddenly reawakened. "It turns out that a bunch of them weren't actually lost, what really happened was that I accidentally got the name mixed up with the city on a few of them, so I accidentally mailed a whole bunch of extra letters to a girl named 'Toad Town, who was actually a Cheep-Cheep, believe it or not.
"That… doesn't even begin to make sense." said Goommaria.
"Hey, that's exactly what Ms. Town said!" Parakarry smiled. "After I finally got them delivered to the right people, I went back to the post office to try and help out. There, I tried to help this Pianta man tape up a package, but I accidentally fell over during the process and he ended up getting taped instead. He didn't seem to mind for some reason, though. In fact, he seemed to really enjoy it, and he asked if I could tape him up again later."
"I'd take him up on that offer, if I were you." Bombette said through the curtains.
"Well, I could, but I'm not allowed to use packing materials outside of work." Parakarry replied. "Anyways, after that I tried to mail a letter myself, but the postmaster said I needed a stamp first. So, I put on a stamp, but she still wouldn't let me send it. So, I put the stamp on the envelope instead and she finally let me mail it."
"Uh… where did you put the stamp the first time?" Mario asked, confused.
"On myself, of course!" Parakarry replied casually.
"Wow… her head's so in the clouds, she's practically eating out a Lakitu." Mario heard Bombette mutter nearby.
"And after that, I heard you guys were over at the laundromat, so I decided to use that as a chance to deliver some mail to you personally, as well as get some laundry out of the way." Parakarry continued, apparently not hearing Bombette.
"Wait, you have mail for us?" asked Mario.
"Oh, did I forget to mention that?" Parakarry asked in response, to which Mario and his friends all nodded. "Oh… well, you've got mail!"
The Parakoopa then stood back up and walked out through the curtains, giving Mario a good look at the tiny feathers appearing on the back of her shoulders in the process. Once outside, Parakarry causally made her way back to her blue Mario's semen continued dripping out of her pussy. An orange-spotted Toad woman saw this and blushed, but decided not to say anything and just kept folding her clothes.
"Come on, I know it's in here somewhere..." Parakarry grunted as she stuck a hand into her shell and rummaged around inside. "Aha! Here you are!"
She then walked back to the Dirty Cleaner and handed Mario a postcard with a picture of Luigi reclining in a hospital bed sipping out of a martini glass as he was surrounded by pairs of bombshell breasts.
"Hey, bro!" Mario said, reading off the other side of the card. "I'm recovering pretty well back here at the fortress. I hope your adventure is going well, but please, feel free to take your time. Love, Luigi."
"Well, I guess I don't have to feel sorry for him anymore." Mario added as he put the card way. "Thanks for the postcard, Parakarry."
"No prob-ow!" Parakarry winced as she tried to salute but accidentally hit herself in the face too hard. "No problem, Mario! It's my duty to deliver the mail faithfully, after all! And thank you for helping to prove me wrong about Chain Chomps!"
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked happily at that.
"Anytime, Parakarry!" Mario said just before the washing machines he and his friends were using all beeped as they came to a stop.
"Oh, it looks like the wash cycle's finally over!" Koopie said as she got back out of her shells and began stuffing the damp clothes into a series of driers. "We should be done in just a few minutes."
"Alright then!" Mario replied before turning back to Parakarry. "Looks like we'll be parting ways again."
"That's fine!" Parakarry smiled. "Good luck on saving the kingdom, and be sure to stop by the post office to say 'hi' sometime! Who knows - I might even have some more letters and postcards for you to read when you visit!"
"Sure, I don't see why we can't stop to say 'hello' every once in awhile." Goommaria said as she waited for some dry underwear.
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked in agreement.
"Excellent! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have my own clothes to take care of." Parakarry said before shoving an entire pile of laundry into one of the washing machines and turning it on.
"Wait… did you not separate your colors from your whites just now?" asked Koopie.
"Wait, you mean you're supposed to?" asked Parakarry.
"Ahh… it feels so good to be in fresh clothes and a clean shell again!" Koopie said dreamily as she and her friends walked out of the laundromat. "It feels like it's practically been forever!"
"Yeah, and it's only been a few days!" said Bombette.
"Bark bark!" added Chompy.
"So, should we finally head over to Merlee's?" asked Goommaria.
"Yeah, it's starting to get dark, so we don't have much more time to waste." Mario said before they all started making there way to the witch's house. Their trip was interrupted partway there, however, as they heard a loud scream off the side of the road.
"Aaaah! Help, someone, save me!" a feminine voice yelled into the evening light.
Mario and his friends quickly lept into action and found a Toad guard with blue spots on her cap cowering and point her spear at… nothing. The only thing Mario could see in the area besides her was her guard post and some empty woods.
"Uh… can we help you?" Mario asked awkwardly.
"Y-yes!" the guard gasped in reply. "There was a ghost right here! It came out of the forest! You s-s-s-saw it, right?"
"Uh… no?" said Mario.
"B-b-but you must have!" the Toad said before letting out another frightened gasp. ""M-Mario! Look out!"
Mario and his friends wiped themselves around as quickly as they could and saw… nothing.
"N-no, the other way!" the guard insisted, to which they all turned and saw yet more nothing.
"Uh, are you playing a joke on us or something?" asked Goommaria. "Because if so, it isn't very funny."
"No no, I swear I'm telling the truth!" the Toad said pleadingly. "There it goes now! Back into Forever Forest!"
Mario turned around and once again spotted nothing but some dark trees and the sun slowly setting behind them.
"Right, and I'm the queen of Sarasaland." Bombette said sarcastically.
"You have to believe me!" the Toad woman cried out as she fell to her knees. "She's been sneaking around my sentry station all day, hovering just outside my field of view! It's driving me nuts!"
"Ssssh, there there." Koopie said, placing a comforting hand on the Toad's shoulder. "Would it make you feel any better if we looked around the woods to see if anything's there?"
"Yes… it would." the guard sniffled as she clutched her spear like a blanket.
"I guess we can spare a few minutes to go and check." Mario said before leading his partners into the shady understory.
"So, you think there's really something out here?" Goommaria asked as they walked.
"Not at all, but we can at least try to give her some peace of mind." Mario said as the canopy above them slowly blotted out what little sun there was left. Eventually, things started to get pretty hard to see in there, but even then there was no missing the woman with long silver hair, translucent white skin, and wearing a maid outfit floating in front of the entrance to the main trail.
"Pardon me, sir." the ghostly woman greeted politely. "Would you happen to be Mario?"
"Uh, yes, I am." Mario replied. "Who's asking?"
"Shaid the maid, at your service." the strange woman answered with a curtsy. "How do you do, sir?"
"Uh, mostly confused." Mario said back. "I had no idea that ghosts were real."
"Well, actually, she's a Boo, and while they have the same physical properties as ghosts, they're not technically dead." Goommaria cut in.
"Indeed." Shaid confirmed.
"Oh, so that wasn't you tormenting that poor guard out there?" asked Mario, pointing a thumb behind him.
"No, that was me." Said answered, not even batting an eye. "Forgive me, but I found waiting for you to be rather dull, so I decided to entertain myself in the meantime."
"You were waiting for me?" Mario asked. "What for?"
"To give you this." Shaid said as handed him a fancy, embroidered envelope.
Mario opened the envelope and was instantly showered by a surprising shot of confetti to the face, causing him to gasp and jump backwards a little. Once the confetti cleared, Mario opened the envelope up further and found a letter waiting for him inside.
"To Mario." he read out loud. "You and your partners are hereby cordially invited to Boo Manor to discuss important news regarding the Star Spirits. Refusing is not an option. Sincerely, Lady Bow."
"My Master and I will be waiting for you at the far end of Forever Forest." Said said as she slowly began to fade away into nothingness. "We look forward to your arrival."
"Hmm… this all seems kinda suspicious if you ask me, Mario." Goommaria said once they were alone.
"I know, but I have a feeling that they won't stop bothering that guard unless we go. " Mario replied. "Besides, a lead is a lead, so we might as well go. It's not that far a walk to the other side of the forest though, is it?"
"Well… yes and no…" Goommaria replied as they walked onto the main trail ."It's complicated."
"Oh no, where is he?" Twink said, exasperated, as she flew around in the sky above Toad Town. "That Oink said she saw him somewhere around here! I just hope I can warn him before it's too late…"
Bad End
"Sorry, pard, it ain't nothin' personal." Buzzar said as she took off from the bridge. "A girl's gotta eat, and Queen Tortoise has put quite a tasty sum of gold on that rump of yours."
Mario took another nervous step backwards before saying panickedly "Everyone, run for it!"
The group tried their best to do so, but they just ended up tripping over themselves in the process. Buzzar wasted no time in swooping down and grasping Mario's arms in her talons and carrying him off into the air.
"Waaaah!" Mario shouted in the air as Buzzar's wings flapped above him. "Please, put me down!"
"Careful what you wish for, pard!" Buzzar replied mockingly as Mario looked down into the canyon below and started seizing up. "Don't worry," Buzzar laughed, "I ain't letting go until you're safe and sound…"
Eventually she reached a large nest resting atop an isolated mesa in the middle of the canyon and dropped Mario into it.
"Now then, Mr. Luigi…. Before I turn you over to Bowsa sayin' yer Mario, how about the two of us have some fun together all sexy-like?"
"N-no way!" Mario replied, terrified. "I'm not going to listen to you!"
"Ha! You think you've got a choice in this, pard?" Buzzar laughed as she stepped closer to him. "Where you gonna 'scape to?"
"I… uh…" Mario said, trailing of as he stared into the abyss beneath the mesa behind him.
"Face it, pard!" Buzzar ordered. "This place might not look like much, but it is my castle, and what I say goes or else!"
"Y-you wouldn't!" Mario gasped, turning back with a terrified look on his face.
"Try me." Buzzar said before lifting one of her long legs and using it to push Mario down onto his back. "I know yer family is known for jumpin', but not even you could survive a jump like that."
Mario let out a long bead of sweat as he continued glancing into the canyon behind his head.
"Okay, okay!" Mario relented with Buzzar's talons still on his chest. "I'll… do whatever you want!"
"That's more like it!" Buzzar said as she finally backed off. "Now… let's get down to business."
With that, she pointed down towards her dirty jeans with the tips of one of her wings.
"Take'em off." she ordered.
Mario reluctantly did as he was told and began pulling the pants down her muscled legs, revealin, the white panteis that were hidden undeneath.
"Them too, pard!" she added. "Can't have any fun if the barn door's still closed, now can we?"
He didn't say anything and simply pulled the panties off as well, revealing Buzzar's slightly-moist pussy with a small tuft of white feathers resting above it. Mario didn't even bother to wait for his next order before bringing his face forward and giving her cunt a few strong licks.
"There we go!" Buzzar moaned as she felt Mario play with her clit. "Finally gettin' the respect I deserve!"
She then placed a wing on the back of Mario's head and used it to force him to lick her deeper and more forcefully. Mario mumbled a little at this, but didn't bother resisting, lest he take another, more tragic flight back to the ground.
"That's it… don't be afraid to go deep, now!" Buzzar groaned. "My little bird's nest has been needin' a good dustin', and I can tell that yer just the boy to give it!"
Mario mumbled a bit more into her vagina and grabbed onto Buzzar's hips to help shove his tongue as deep as it could go.
"What, can't go any deeper?" Buzzar taunted once she realized his tongue had stopped. "No wonder they call you the second-banana bro! But, I guess Buzzards can't be choosers!"
She then began forcing her weight down onto Mario's face, and he struggled to keep himself upright. This struggling ended up rubbing his nose into Buzzar's clit in the process, though, which only excited her even more.
"Ah, very good!" Buzzar moaned as Mario kept mumbling and gasping into her pussy. "Keep on squawkin'! It's great!"
As Buzzar grew more aroused, she increased the force of her body on Mario's face until she forced him back onto his back with his head hanging over the side of the nest. Mario did his best not to look down and focused all his attention on Buzzar's dripping cunt to make her cum as quickly as possible.
"Yes, yes… almost there… aaaaah!" Buzzar screamed as she came.
As her pussy convulsed wildly around Mario's tongue, she thrust her hips downward one last time and caused the part of the nest Mario's back was resting on to break and fall off. This was almost followed by Mario as well, but he ended up getting saved at the last second by Buzzar's powerfully-clenched thighs and flapping wings. He would have felt relieved by this if it wasn't for the fact that her sputtering snatch was now practically suffocating him.
"Aaaah… that wasn't half bad…" Buzzar sighed as she flew Mario back onto solid(ish) ground and began taking off his clothes. "Now, let's see what you've got hidden under the hood there, boy."
It took a bit of awkward fumbling, but she was eventually able to take off his clothes and reveal his hardening dick.
"Now ain't that a beaut!" she said once she finally saw it. "You might be second banana, but your dick sure ain't!"
"You know… you should probably still let me go…" Mario panted as Buzzar began to lick his cock with her powerful tongue. "After all… I could just tell Bowsa I'm not my brother… and your whole plan would be ruined."
"What, you think I'm dumb or something'? I figured that out a long time ago!" she said as she licked her way up and down his shaft. "All I have to do is tape yer stupid mouth shut, and then hightail it out of there before she notices! It's the perfect crime! And besides… you don't want to know what girls like me do to rats."
She then placed her wings onto Mario's stomach and forced his entire shaft down her throat, going down on him like a vulture on a corpse. She held absolutely nothing back as she thrust her head up and down and gobbled his dick up over and over again. Her thrusts were so powerful that they were actually pushing Mario backwards a little back towards the broken part of the nest.
Mario noticed this and tried to slow himself down by planting his hands down onto the nest, but Buzzar's hungry throat was simply too powerful to be stopped. Inch by inch, he was forced back to the edge as her mouth clamped down even harder and he felt her tongue taste every inch of his dick. He was just about to fall off the edge again when Buzzar finally, mercifully stopped.
"There we are!" she said as she popped her mouth off his cock. "I hope you're ready, my little carrion, because I ain't gonna hold back!"
Buzzar quickly stood up and thrust herself back downwards, impaling herself on Mario's dick as hard as she could. While the firm cavern of her tight cunt did feel rather good, Mario still couldn't help but worry about the nearly-bottomless pit behind him, and she could see that on his face.
"Don't worry… I'm pretty sure I can catch you if you fall… probably." Buzzar laughed evil as she started thrusting up and down, causing her tits to start bouncing as well.
"You know… no matter how many times I fuck boys like you up here, this view ain't never gonna stop impressin' me." she said as she looked out over the nest and groped at one of her breasts with a wing.
"Y-you've… done this before?" Mario gasped beneath her.
"Of course I have, you idiot! Why else would I live on top of a rock in the middle of nowhere?" Buzzar snapped before leaning down and teasingly licking the sweat off Mario's face. "All I have to do is wait here for some dehydrated boy to come wanderin' out of the desert, or some exhausted man to come walkin' up the mountain, and I just swoop down and pick'em up, no fight!"
She then rubbed his face forcefully against his breasts as her powerful hips kept slamming down onto Mario's groin.
"The only downside is that they're usually pretty dern dry by the time I reach them." she continued. "Like this one Toad boy I met the other day who squirted like an empty pen even after fuckin' him for eight hours! But you… yer still sweatin' plenty, which means… I might finally get some eggs out of this, instead of just good fun!"
She punctuated with a few extra hard thrusts, as if trying to force his cock directly into her burning womb.
"I'm… not sure if I would call this fun… 'good'..." Mario grunted, picking his words carefully since he knew that she could still drop him like a bad egg if she wanted to.
"Oh trust me, it is." Buzzar replied as her pussy continued milking his throbbing prick. "You should really try catchin' some boys o' yer own - oh wait, you can't! 'Cause you ain't much of the flyin' type, are ya?"
"N-no, definitely not!" Mario said nervously.
"Yeah, I thought not!" Buzzar laughed as she took the time to grind her hips from side to side. ""That's a bit of a shame, though, 'cause I'm gonna have to fly you all the way to Bowsa's Castle!"
"Wait, what?!" gasped Mario.
"Don't you know? She's all into flyin' now too with her fancy new castle." Buzzar explained as she clamped her legs down around Mario and began flapping her wings. "So I'm hopin' you can keep me entertained until I reach her place, or else I might get bored and have an… accident."
Panicking, Mario began thrusting frantically and reached his hands up to grip Buzzar's breasts.
"Oh my! So now you want to play along, pard?" Buzzar asked mockingly. "Let's hope you can keep that energy the whole way there!"
The Buzzard woman then began flying forward through the canyon, and Mario could faintly hear his friends calling out to him somewhere below. Mario tried not to focus on that, however, and instead just stared past Buzzar's head into the sky as he kept thrusting desperately into her tight pussy. He continued his thrusting even after he finally came and he felt his sperm trickle out around his dick onto the some very confused passersby down below. He knew he couldn't slow down, though, since he knew Buzzar could still very well make good on her earlier threat.
Eventually, though, Bowsa's castle finally began to appear through the clouds.
"Looks like we're almost there pard!" Buzzar said through the thin sky air. "Shame that I have to give you up - none of the other boys ever lasted this long! You could have made a great carry-on carrion!"
"Uh… that's still an option, you now…"Mario panted with his arms still wrapped around her body and his head pressed into her chest.
She thought about that for a moment as she slowly landed down onto the top of the castle.
"Hmm… nah, I'm think' I like the gold idea a lot more!" she replied. "Now get ready for some duct tape, pard!"
Buzzar did indeed get the gold she sought but, much to her surprise, she never got any complaints from Bowsa about being tricked with 'Luigi'. Buzzar often laughed to herself about this as she continued raping ment from her gold-plated bird's nest - she could barely even believe that Bowsa was even dumber than she looked.
The end.
Bad End 1.5
"Uh… that's still an option, you now…" Mario panted with his arms still wrapped around her body and his head pressed into her chest.
Suddenly, Buzzar stopped just before she touched down onto the castle and thought to herself for a long minute.
"Eh, you know what? You've convinced me!" she eventually said.
"R-really?" Mario gasped as he finally relaxed his hips a little.
"Yep!" Buzzar smiled. "But that means we're flyin' back now!"
"What!?" Mario shouted as his body retensed. "No, wait, I changed my mind!"
"Too late!" Buzzar said as she began gliding back towards Mt. Rugged. "You better get yerself hard again, because I ain't stoppin' 'til you give me some chicks!"
"I'm back, darlin'!" Buzzar announced as she landed back onto her nest. "How're the eggs doin'?"
"They're fine…" Mario replied tiredly, surrounded by six child-sized eggs. "Did you bring back the food and water?"
"Yer darn tootin' I did! My friend Whacka from the Endangered Species Club got me some mighty fine deals with those Mole fellers!" Buzzar said before dropping the bags she'd been carrying in her talons into the nest. "Help yerself!"
"Thank you…" Mario said as he quickly dug out a water bottle.
"Welp, looks like yer shift is over now." Buzzar said as she spread her wings wide and blanketed her eggs. "Congrats! You've got the next twelve hours to yerself!"
"Yeah… twelve whole hours to go nowhere…" Mario said dejectedly to himself as he glanced back over the edge of the nest.
"That ain't my problem!" Mario's wife/captor of eight months answered curtly. "Though, if yer lookin' for somethin' to do… I'd be more than willing to oblige~"
"And I'm guessing that something is you?" asked Mario, who already knew where this was going. "You sure you want me to do that? I mean, we already have so many eggs…"
"Hardly, darlin'." Buzzar said as she turned around and shook her jean-clad rear at him. "Don't you wanna give Connie, Dory, Bessie, Sarah, Valerie, and Tori even more sisters?"
"That depends - will I actually get to name one of them myself?" asked Mario.
"Yeah - when Oinks fly!" Buzzar replied. "Now get over here so we can start makin' 'em!"
"Of course, 'dear'." Mario said as he began taking off his torn, battered clothes again.
Mario did indeed give Buzzar more girls for her to take care of - quite a few, in fact, all of which he was left to care for. Every last one of them turned out to be just as demanding and cruel as their mother, pushing their father to the limits of his care while Mario wondered to himself what he did to deserve ending up in such a Buzzar scenario. It only got worse as the nest got more crowded and the chicks started laying eggs of their own. There eventually ended up being so many of them that the canyon was practically bathed in a sea of feathers - but, at the very least, no one called Buzzars 'endangered' ever again.
The End.
A/N: So yeah, that's a thing I just made. I hope you enjoyed it in between releases of Under Tail… Can't really think of anything else to say, so I think I'll cut it off here.