"Alright, let's-a-go!" Mario said optimistically as he and his new ghostly companions walked back out to the main foyer.
"Hey, look!" a voice suddenly called out from nowhere. "It looks like they passed all of Lady Bow's tests! And you know what that means!"
Suddenly dozens of Boos appeared out of nowhere in the mansion and began spinning around, dancing through the air as an old record player filled the mansion with spooky tunes.
"Wow, that's a lot of Boos," Mario observed as they made their way downstairs. "Are you seriously okay with having so many people living in your house like this? It must get pretty cramped."
"Actually, my mansion is actually rather spacious for Boo aboodes," Bow replied, floating slightly ahead of Mario. "Most Boos live inside small houses, or sheds. In fact, it's not uncommon to have several hundred Boos living in something as small as a cardboard box without even feeling claustrophobic."
"Wait, seriously?" Mario asked as she passed through the painting that led to the lower floors. "I guess I can see how that's possible since none of you actually take up any physical space, but why would they bother doing that?"
"Well, I'm not sure how humans do things, but us Boos form pretty close-knit families," Bow replied. "We may be stereotyped as being callous, but I assure you that we care a great deal for one another. Even though I am not related to any of these women by ectoplasm, I still consider them my kin, so giving them a roof over their heads is the least I can do."
"I guess that makes sense," Bombette said as her heels kicked up clouds of dirt. "It's not like they're going to mess up the place, after all! I mean look at all this dust!"
"Oh, so you noticed!" Shaid spoke up. "Why thank you! It is rather unseemly, isn't it?"
"Wait… you're… thanking me for saying your house is dirty?" Bombette asked in confusion.
"Of course! I do spend hours every day making this place unseemly, after all. We even use imported dust from the Dry Dry Desert," Shaid replied. "They say that filthiness is next godlessness, so we spare no expense."
"Then, uh… why was Bow's room so clean?" asked Koopie.
"Well, I'm afraid that Lady Bow insists on dirtying her room herself, but she hasn't been doing so properly as of-" Shaid began to say, only for her to be cut off by a furious Bow waving her arms.
"Hey, don't tell them that!" Bow ordered, her face blushing bright red. "I'll have you know that I was planning on giving it a good coating of dust right when we got back!"
"Of course, Lady Bow, of course," Shaid replied sincerely, though Bow still crossed her arms angrily like it was sarcasm. "Though, I would be more than willing to clean it for you if you were to order me to."
"Well, you won't be getting that order from me any time soon!" Bow grumpily shot back. "And remember, I give the orders, not you!"
"Of course, Lady Bow," Shaid replied, her face somewhat distraught.
"She doesn't seem to appreciate you that much," Goommaria whispered to Shaid.
"Oh, please do not think poorly of Mistress," the maid whispered back. "The Lady is just overly sensitive at times, and I know she's grateful and kind even if she doesn't seem like it."
"If you say so," Goommaria replied as they walked out the front door and left the partying phantasms behind.
"Good luck everyone," the Boo who ran the shop in the basement said shyly as she rose up out of the floor. "I'll keep an eye on the mansion while you're gone."
"Very good," Shaid replied, the only member of the group looking back at her. "I trust you'll treat any unexpected guest kindly."
"Oh, trust me! You don't have to worry about that!" the shopkeeper Boo replied, her face suddenly twisting into a look of pure, slutty pleasure. "I'll be sure to give them one hell of a good time!"
"Ehehe… excellent…" Shaid giggled, her tongue extending freakishly before she abruptly regained her professional demeanor and she caught up with her mistress.
As the group moved east towards a gate in the fence that surrounded the overgrown yard of the mansion, Chompy followed curiously behind Bow, eyes fixated on her rear. When Mario first saw this, he thought her fascination might have been sexual, but the look on her face was more confused than aroused.
Eventually, right before they reached the gate, Chompy's curiosity got the better of her and her face collided directly with Bow's soft rear.
"Eep!" Bow squealed as she hopped/floated forward. "Hey, watch where you're going!"
"Bark bark…" Chompy said innocently, pretending like that was an accident. Bow didn't seem to fall for it, however, and took out a fan and smacked the Chain Chomp across the face with it. Chompy immediately grasped at her nose and began to whimper and whine.
"Looks like curiosity killed the Chomp," Bombette joked quietly.
"Well then, let me put that curiosity down to sleep once and for all! Boos can't pass through flesh and blood, so don't touch me again without my permission!"
"Ow!" Mario and his friends all grunted in tandem as Bow gave them all a 'reminder' across the face with her fan.
"Alright, alright, we get it," Mario said, rubbing his cheek. It stung, but it wasn't red - almost as if she knew how to slap hard enough to hurt but not to bruise. Mario had a feeling that she was very well-practiced in that art.
"Good," Bow said as she turned back around. "Now then, if you wouldn't mind opening the gate for our guests, Shaid."
"Of course, my Lady," Shaid replied before reaching for her chest. Mario expected her to pull out a key from in between her sizable breasts but, instead, her hand passed through her chest and she removed a key right from the center of her body. She did not act as if this was a big deal and quickly unlocked the gate before putting the key back where she got it. "Right this way to Gusty Gulch."
The maid diligently held the gate open for the group as the stepped onto the path that led east away from the mansion.
"And no need to worry; Forever Forest's curse won't affect us here," Shaid assured them, following after them.
"Phew, that's a relief!" Koopie sighed as she walked. "That place made me rattle in my shell like a maraca!"
"Hohoho…" both Shaid and Bow laughed together at the thought.
"Er, I mean… my apologies that you had to go through that," Shaid quickly added.
"Rrrrrright," Goommaria replied. "So, uh… Bow, was it? Have you ever done anything like this before?"
"What do you mean?" Bow asked in reply as the ground underneath them gradually grew less grassy, and the layers of trees around them thinned.
"I mean, have you ever been on an adventure before? Or, like, ever been in a real fight?" Goommaria clarified.
"No, but I doubt that will be much of problem," Bow replied. "It's not like I plan on fighting someone who's invincible anyways. If all goes well, my fighting prowess won't even be an issue."
"You can't just hope that's not going to happen, you know," Goommaria countered. "The world isn't like a doll's house or something; there aren't any second chances."
"Your patronizing advice has been noted and ignored," Bow replied, words dripping with enough venom to kill a cobra. "I'll have you know that I can take care of myself!"
"I think you're being a little harsh on her, Goommaria," Koopie spoke up, trying to calm the mood. "I mean, you didn't have any experience before going on this quest, and neither did Mario technically."
"Yeah, me neither," said Bombette. "But still… how often have you left that house?"
"Well… not often, to be honest," Bow admitted. "But that doesn't mean I'm weak!"
"No, of course not, my Lady!" Shaid interjected. "But if you ever feel tired, or cold, or just feeling a little homesick, we can head back at any time. In fact, you're looking a bit pale right now, miss. Why don't we go back for a break and-"
"Alright, that is it!" Bow growled as she stopped in her non-existent tracks and turned around. "I'll prove to you all that I have what it takes to keep up! You, Mario! Fight me!"
"Wait, what? Like, right now?" Mario bumbled, taken off-guard.
"Yes, right now!" Bow replied. "People regard you as one of the toughest fighters in the Mushroom Kingdom, and by far the strongest man. If I can take you, then I can surely best anyone who comes our way."
"L-lady Bow, please reconsider!" Shaid gasped desperately, sweat visibly running down her forehead. "There is no need to put yourself in anymore reckless danger than you already are!"
"I'm. Fine!" Bow insisted before turning back to Mario. "Well? Are we going to do this or not?"
"Well, if you insist…" Mario said before slowly raising his hammer up into the air. Before he could even think about bringing it back down, however, Bow swiftly slapped the plumber across the face and sent him off-balance. "Ow! Hey, what was that for?"
"We're fighting, remember?" Bow asked before quickly slapping him again. "This is how I fight."
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Mario grunted with each successive slap. "But I wasn't-ow! I wasn't ready!"
"Our enemies won't give you the chance to get ready, or catch your breath," Bow pointed out as her slaps mercilessly continued until Mario fell to the ground. "And neither will I!"
"Alright, alright, I think that's enough!" Goommaria said as she stepped in front of Bow. "You've made your point."
"Hmmph!" was Bow's only reply before she continued on down the path.
"Are you okay, Mario?" Koopie asked as she helped Mario up. "You're not bruised are you? Or bleeding?"
"No, I'm fine," Mario insisted. "Just… remind me never to challenge that girl to a tennis match."
"Heh, making jokes right after you got the shit beaten out of you? Maybe you're even worse off than I thought," Bombette joked as Chompy whimpered and snuggled up against Mario's leg.
"While I do, of course, congratulate you on your victory, I do feel the need to point out that was rather childish, and may have damaged your reputation with your new partners somewhat," Shaid told Bow as the group started moving again. "They may have seen your actions as a bit… childish."
"I'll stop acting childish when you stop treating me like a child!" Bow shot back, causing Shaid to sigh and shake her head.
"Hey, uh, I'm starting to think that you and I kinda got off on the wrong foot here," Mario spoke up, rubbing his cheeks as he caught up with the airy heiris
"Well, it is kinda hard to get off on the right foot when the left foot kidnapped someone," Goommaria pointed out.
"Er, yeah, but she's still trying to do the right thing like us, and that's all that matters… for the most part," Mario countered. "So we should at least try and get along while we're working together, right?
"I suppose you're right…" she replied with an exasperated sigh. "Just… promise you'll treat me as an equal, okay?"
"Don't worry, that won't be a problem!" Mario said with a smile, offering a hand for her to shake. "I mean, just as long as the random slaps stop."
"…Very well then," Bow said after a long pause before she tepidly shook Mario's hand. It was clear that she was much more experienced at slapping than shaking. "I'm… sorry for hitting you so hard earlier. Would you… like a kiss to make it feel better?"
"Oh! That, uh, won't be necessary," Mario said, his cheeks now red for a different reason.
"Please, I insist! Take it as a gesture of goodwill!" Bow said before snapping her fingers. "Shaid! Kiss Mario's cheeks for me."
"Right away, my Lady," the maid politely replied before flying over and kissing Mario on both his cheeks, her busty chest pressing up against his chest in the process. "I hope that was satisfactory."
"Uh… yeah, sure," Mario replied awkwardly - less because he was embarrassed and more because he was baffled.
"Hey, I think we're almost out of the forest," Goommaria pointed out as they walked out into a large, open area. Instead of leaves and grass, the only thing covering the brown ground was a few dry shrubs and the occasional dead tree. The dry ground seemed to go on for miles, stretching over rolling hill after rolling hill, before finally coming to a stop at one massive hill with a white, stone fortress overlooking it all. Nearby, a large windmill made of grey stones slowly turned its blades as the titular gusts of the gulch blue passed them.
"So… this is Gusty Gulch, eh?" Bombette said as she observed the dull landscape around her. "It's very, uh… rustic!"
"Oh, you don't worry about being polite," Bow replied. "Personally, I think this place is dreadful too; especially during the day, when everything so bright. Apparently, this place used to be the shroombasket of the Mushroom Kingdom before the river dried up. That made the land very cheap - well, cheap by my standards - so, we bought it all up. Now, my subjects grow what little food we Boos need to stop from becoming real ghosts here."
"Well, I think it's actually quite nice here!" said Koopie. "I mean, yeah, the air makes my skin feel a little dry, but at least it's peaceful, and I don't have to worry about anything sneaking up on me, unlike in the forest."
"Boos can turn invisible, remember?" said Goommaria.
"Oh yeah… shoot," Koopie said as she began shaking in her shell again. "I forgot about- hack! Hack hack hack!"
The Koopa's worries were suddenly cut off as she was rattled by a violent cough, so powerful that she had to stop to catch her breath.
"You okay, girl?" Bombette asked worriedly, patting her friend on her back.
"Yeah, it's just… all this dust is already getting to me," she replied. "This is like Dry Dry Desert all over again… though, at least it's not as hot here."
"Don't worry, you'll get used to the dust," Bow said as she reached into her pocket and took out a handkerchief. "Here, you can use this if you want."
"Why thank-" Koopie began to say before she realized that the cloth she was given was completely covered in dust. "On second thought, I'll just use my sleeve."
"Oh, right…" Bow said in realization as she took the rag back. "I don't breathe, so I haven't bothered to use that thing in a long time. I could have Shaid go and fetch you a new one if you want."
"No no, I'm fine, really!" the Koopa insisted. "I- hack! - I don't want to be a bother!"
"If you insist," Bow said as the group began walking towards the next hill on the path, leaving the windmill behind them.
"So… you said your subjects are being attacked by Tubba Blubba, right? Do you have any idea why she's doing it? Or is she just being a weird jerk?" asked Goommaria.
"Does it matter?" Bow asked back. "She's attacking my people - that's the only relevant thing to me."
"Well, we'll need as much info as we can get if we're going to find out the secret to Tubba's invincibility," Goommaria explained. "Maybe if we knew what she was doing all this for, we could figure out what her secret is."
"Well, it's certainly not a fighting over space," Bombette commented, gesturing to the endless rolling hills. "I mean, just look at it all!"
"Oh, it looks like a lot of space, but trust me, it still doesn't feel like it's enough most of the time," Bow complained. "Even before Tubba Blubba started eating us, we've had to deal with trespassers constantly."
"Trespassers?" asked Mario. "Who would want to trespass all the way out here?"
"Whacka-do!" a familiar voice happily exclaimed as a blue-haired woman suddenly popped out of the ground nearby. "This looks like a wonderful place to dig my new home! No one to try and steal my lumps for miles! Whacka-hoooo!"
"Huh, that's a new one," Bow mused over soft sound of something humming in the distance. "Usually it's one of those annoying Hyper-"
"Whoo-hooo!" two rancorous voices shouted in unison as two roaring dirtbikes suddenly came flying over a nearby hill. Riding the bikes were two women who looked somewhat like Goommaria, but their skin and caps were green instead of brown. They were both wearing purple, skin-tight jumpsuits that each already had a good layer of dust coating them. Both of them were wearing purple helmets as well, though one of them also had a spike on the top so Mario guessed that it wasn't actually that safe.
"Whack-oooow!" Whacka groaned in pain as the two bikes landed on top of her, smooshing her into the ground. "Not again!"
"Yahoo! I love shredding this place up!" one of the green Goombas cheered as they both rode around the hills, kicking up dirt and leaving massive tire marks in their wake.
"You're telling me!" her spikey friend replied, trying to write her name in the ground and failing. "These hills are like… nature's ramps!"
"Grrr… Hyper Goombas…" Bow growled as her non-Boo companions all coughed at the dust clouds. "No matter how many times we kick them out, they keep coming back!"
"Hey, did you see that last trick?" the unspiked Hyper Goomba cheered as she finished bouncing around on one wheel. "Now that's what I call extreeeeeeme!"
"Yeah - hack! - extremely messy!" Mario coughed as he swatted away the dust with his hand.
"And it is extremely disrespectful to Lady Bow," Shaid added. "You are trespassing on her private land."
"Yeah, so what?" the one with the spiked helmet asked as she drove up close, giving Mario a good look at her lithe, fit body. "It's not like you Boos are using it all! We're just putting it to extreme use!"
"It doesn't matter if we're not using it because it's not yours!" Bow pointed out, her face growing red with frustration. "Plus, do you have any idea how hard for my subjects to even talk to each other with all that engine noise?"
"What's that?" asked the unspiked Hyper Goomba, revving her engine. "I can't hear you over the sound of all the fun I'm having! Woo-hoo!"
"Augh, we don't have time for this nonsense!" Bow groaned.
"Don't worry, we're used to dealing with rowdy Mono like this," assured Goommaria. "We'll take care of this!"
With that, Goommaria, Mario, Chompy, and Koopie all launched themselves at the biking Goombas. It took a few tries, but they eventually managed to dismount them and press them to the ground, though they both kept struggling regardless.
"Uh, guys, I don't think that's a very good idea," Bombette spoke up, watching from a distance.
"Yeah? Why not?" Mario asked as the girl he was trying to pin suddenly began to glow. "Uh oh…"
"Whoo-ha-ha!" the Hyper Goombas both exclaimed as they both burst free of their confines and began bouncing all around the dusty hills. Their bodies continued to glow a strange light as they did so, and they managed to jump so high that they put Mario's abilities to shame.
"That's what I was afraid was going to happen," said Bombette. "Now you've just got them riled up."
"Ah! Don't stomp me!" Koopie said in a panic as she hid inside her shell. "How do we stop them?"
"Well, calming them down isn't really an option anymore…" Bombette explained as the Goombas continued jumping around, their small breasts jiggling in their suits with every leap. "We could try overloading them instead, but I'm not sure how."
"Overload? I like that idea!" one of the extra-Hyper Goombas exclaimed. "It sounds so extreme!"
"Isn't that, like, when you pump your pussy full of so many loads, you start to bulge a little?" asked the other, speaking so fast it was as if she only said one word. "I had a cousin do that once! She said it was great!"
"Well, things that make me hyper are sugar and caffeine," Mario said, ignoring the green Goombas entirely. "Do we have any of that?"
"Of course," Shaid replied as she took out a silver tray covered in cookies seemingly out of nowhere. "I always keep a platter of sugar cookies in case Lady Bow should want one. Why, when she was younger, she was so voracious that she'd put even Tubba Blubba to shame. I remember this one time-"
The maid was swiftly interrupted as Bow - her face's color now approaching maroon - grabbed a cookie and slapped it into Shaid's mouth.
"Uh, enough talking! More feeding!" Bow said hastily before grabbing two more cookies and swiftly slamming them into the Hyper Goombas' mouths.
"Mmmm! That stuff was goooood!" one of the Hyper Goombas said as she licked her lips.
"Yeah! So sweet! So so sweet!" the other said as she began bouncing even faster than before. "Sweet sweet sweet sweetsweetsweetsweetsweetswe-"
The green Goomba's incoherent muttering was abruptly cut off as a strange, almost electric noise filled radiated from their bodies and bright light suddenly burst from their bodies. When Mario and his friends could see properly again, they saw the two Goombas lying on their backs in the dirt, both unconscious and no longer glowing.
"Heh, just as I thought," Bombette said as she walked nudged the spiky one with her foot. "They look just like I do after I explode too many times in one day."
"Well, they do use the same magical energy as a power source as Bob-Ombs, so that makes sense," Goommaria commented. "Though, theirs is obviously less well-contained and controlled."
"Hehe, another reason to be happy for these babies!" Bombette said as she proudly stuck out her chest, causing her massive breasts to wiggle under her clothes. At the same time, Bow looked on with a longing look on her face as she unconsciously pawed at her own chest.
"I noticed that you're a bit uncomfortable, my Lady," Shaid suddenly spoke up. "Perhaps a padded bra would help you feel better. I could go get you one at once, if you so wish."
"Gyaaah!" Bow screamed in a panic, waving her arms around. "I, uh… hey, look!"
The noble Boo abruptly shoved herself past Bombette and pointed two Goombas on the ground.
"We should really figure out what to do with these two, shouldn't we?" Bow asked hastily as Bombette rubbed her sore shoulder. "I mean, we can't just leave them here - otherwise they might cause trouble again when they wake up."
"Well… aside from shoulder checking them into submission… the best thing I can think of is tying them up until we get back," said Bombette.
"I think I might have forgotten to take extra rope with us this time," Koopie said sadly as he rummaged around her shell. "We could just leave them inside Forever Forest. There's so much extra space in there, they could ride around all they want and never bother anybody."
"Yeah, but they'd also probably never get out again since they probably don't know their way around," argued Goommaria. "And even if they did, I doubt they'd be able to pay attention long enough to spot the clues to let them out."
"Good point…" Mario agreed, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "Well, why don't we just hide their motorbikes then and hope they'll be kept busy trying to find them?"
"Yes… that would be a good idea," said Bow. "It's just a shame that we won't be around to see the terrified looks on these their faces when they realize their precious bikes are gone."
"Bark bark!" Chompy suddenly barked before bounding over to an open patch of ground and starting to dig.
"Master Mario… would you please explain what on earth your companion is doing right now." Shaid requested as a small mound of dirt built up on the side of the Gusty Gulch road.
"Your guess is as good as mine," Mario replied.
"Well, if she wanted a grave so badly, she could have just asked for one," said Bow. "Our decorative graveyard is very extensive - though, I always assumed that people with bodies buried themselves after they died."
"Bark bark bark!" Chompy suddenly barked as she leaped out of the hole and dumped the motorbikes inside with her strong, iron tail.
"Oh! Well, that works, I suppose that counts as 'hiding'!" Mario said as the Chain Chompy quickly returned the dirt to the hole. "Good job, Chompy!"
"Bark bark!" Chompy said with a smile as she proudly wagged her tail.
"Well, now that that pointless distraction has finally been taken care of, shall we continue onwards to Gusty Gulch?" asked Bow. "We need to get there before Tubba Blubba attacks again. Otherwise, I could lose another subject."
"Yeah, that's probably a good idea," said Goommaria as they all continued down the main path. It didn't take them long to reach the main town, which consisted of small brown houses, none of which were more than a story high. All around the town were Boo women similar to the ones who lived in the mansion, but their clothes was less elaborate and expensive-looking, and their skin was olive brown instead of skin white. They were a little hard to make out in the dark, since they blended in well with their houses, but their shiny fangs helped Mario to spot them.
"Hmm… are they a different species of Boo or something?" Mario asked as they walked into town, his voice drowning out the quiet whispers of the residents. "Like those Hyper Goombas were?"
"No, they just have darker skin," Goommaria replied.
"They're so lucky…" Bow said jealously under her breath. "They don't have to worry as much about getting sunburns. I can't so much as float into sunlight without getting a rash."
"Hey, wait a second…" one of the Gusty Gulch Boos said as she spotted the group. "Is that…? It is! Lady Bow!"
Within the span of only a few seconds, all fifty Boos in town were gathered around Mario and his friends, furiously asking questions.
"What are you doing here? Isn't it dangerous, Lady Bow?" asked one.
"Did you find a way to defeat Tubba Blubba? Or did you find someplace else for us to live?" asked another.
"I bet she's here to raise our morale," said another towards the back. "Maybe… a benefit concert of some kind? I can see it now… the fabulous idol Bow, lifting our ghostly spirits so we don't lose hope!"
"Calm down, calm down - though, you may feel free to continue praising me in your minds," Bow said as she addressed the crowd. "Unfortunately, I still have not discovered a way to defeat the monstrous Tubba Blubba yet, but I have done the next best thing."
She grabbed Mario's signature red cap and flew above the crowd so everyone could see it. Mario himself couldn't see it from where he was, but he assumed that Boos were better at seeing in the dark than he was.
"I have with me the legendary hero, Mario, and his friends," Bow announced proudly. "And together, we are going to sneak into Tubba Bubba's fortress, discover her weakness, and put an end to her bullying once and for all!"
"Did you hear that? Lady Bow is going to save us!" one of the Gusty Gulch Boos said to one another. "We won't have to be scared anymore!"
"Ah, she's such a wonderful duchess!" said another. "Let's all hear it for Lady Bow! Hip hip booray! Hip hip booray!"
The crowd continued to cheer as Bow pretended not to soak up all the praise.
"Oh please, you're being too kind!" Bow said as hid her face behind her fan, pretending to be embarrassed. "I'm just doing what my duty compels me to."
Mario was directly below her, however, and could see her sparkling smile in the dark - she was smiling wider than Mario had ever seen anyone smile.
"Well, at least her selfishness is causing her to do good things…" Mario thought to himself silently.
"You know, as good as I'm sure this made everyone feel, I don't think announcing our plan like this was a very good idea," whispered Bombette.
"Don't worry; I have a feeling there aren't many turncoats among this crowd," Goommaria whispered back.
"Hey, hold on a second," Koopie suddenly cut in over the cheering. "Is the ground… shaking?"
Mario looked down and noticed that the dirt was indeed shaking, and that Chompy was looking at it worriedly. None of the Boos seemed to notice it, however, as they were too busy cheering - plus, none of their feet touched the ground, so they couldn't feel the shaking either.
"Uh, Bow, I think something's coming," Mario said as he tugged on the noblewoman's dress.
"Not now," Bow replied, pushing his hand away. "Unless it's even more adoring subjects or fanmail, I am not interested."
"I think this might be a bit bigger than fanmail!" Mario insisted, tugging harder just as something massive began to lumber over the next hill.
"Oh no! It's her!" Bow said in a panic, lowering her fan. "Everyone, hide! Now!"
Most of the brown Boos heard Bow's warning and turned invisible before flying away in random directions. Mario started looking for a place to hide himself, but Bow suddenly tackled him before he could.
"Wait, what are you doing?" Mario asked as he struggled against Bow's grip. "We need to get out of here!"
"I know!" Bow replied, refusing to let go of his wrists. "Just hold still and trust me!"
She then pulled Mario into a deep hug and the whole world began to glow blue for some reason. Mario looked around saw that the Boos that he just saw turn invisible were now entirely visible, and that Goommaria, Chompy, Bombette, and Koopie all had Boos hugging them similarly to him.
Mario was about to ask what was going on when he finally got a good look at the figure that was stomping its way into town. She was well over two-and-a-half stories tall and had long, orange hair tied back in a ponytail that rested on her pale, white skin on her back. Her dark, red eyes contrasted sharply against her soft, blue nightgown that only barely covered up the massive scar on her chest. Although it was dark, Mario could somehow see better with Bow hugging him, and he saw that the woman was probably the most voluptuous and curvy he had ever seen. Her breasts definitely weren't the only thing that jiggled as she walked. She also had a purple, spiky shell on her back, but she was so large that it was practically the size of a handbag compared to the rest of her. If she ever did wear it properly, she had definitely outgrown it by now.
Mario was terrified for a moment that she might spot him, but as the massive woman's eyes searched around the town, she didn't seem to find anything of interest. That was, until she spotted a lone Boo still cheering in the center of the street.
"Hip hip booray! Hip hip booray! Hip hip boo-hey! Where did everybody go?" the Boo asked, confused, as she looked around. Eventually, she turned around entirely and looked up just in time to see the massive woman now standing over her. "Oh. Uh, hi there… Tubba Blubba…"
The Boo floated there for a moment, a look of pure terror on her face, before trying to fly away as fast as she could. She didn't make it very far before one of Tubba Blubba's massive hands closed in around her body.
"No no no!" the Boo screamed in a panic as she struggled to escape the locked fist. "Someone, get me out of this! I don't want to be someone's creme broole!"
Mario moved to try and save the ghostly woman, but Bow's tight grip kept him right where he was.
"Stay still!" Bow whispered to him. "If we stay quiet, we might get lucky and she won't notice us."
"But… that girl…" Mario whispered back as the trapped Boo was raised towards Tubba Blubba's mouth. "We can't just give up the ghost like this!"
"There's nothing we can do!" Bow replied. "I've seen dozens of my subjects try exactly what you plan on doing… but it always ended the same way."
Mario grimaced but stayed put as the screaming Boo was brought up to Tubba Blubba's mouth and slipped inside. Her screams didn't stop, however, and Mario could actually hear them get lower in Tubba Blubba's body as the Boo slipped into her fat stomach.
"Mmm… such a good midnight snack. A little tangy, but still good." Tubba Blubba said with a satisfied look on her face as she rubbed her belly. "Back to bed then."
With that, she stomped back over the hill she came from and began walking back up towards her castle in the distance.
"Are you okay, Lady Bow?" a concerned Boo asked as she appeared as they all dropped their invisibility once they were sure Tubba Blubba wasn't coming back.
"I am, but… I'm afraid Harriet is no longer with us,"
"Oh no! Not Harriet!" one of the Boos exclaimed, tears running down her cheeks. "She was such a good Boo! So dark and depressing… why did it have to be her?!"
"You knew that woman's name?" Goommaria asked quietly, her voice masked by the sound of boo hoos.
"Of course. I know all of my subjects' names," Bow replied before addressing her people once more. "Don't worry, everyone! We may have lost another soul sister tonight, but that will not happen again! Not only will we finally defeat her, but we will free every last woman and girl trapped inside her gluttonous gullet! This, I guarantee you!"
"Please, Lady Bow! Please make this stop!" one of the local Boos began to beg as she dropped to the ground and got on her knees. "We can't take this anymore! You have to save us!"
The rest of the remaining Boos joined in as well, each sounding more desperate than the last.
"Please… calm down!" Bow said, starting to sweat. "I told you I'd take care of it!"
"Huh… I guess she really does care for them…" Mario said quietly as Bow tried her best to calm her subjects down.
"I will admit, raising her was not easy, but I like to think that I managed to instill some goodness in her," Shaid replied.
"Okay - now just try your best to remain hidden, and we'll take care of the rest, okay?" Bow said after she managed to calm the town down. "Don't put yourselves at any unnecessary risk, okay?"
"Okay, Lady Bow… but only if you promise to stay safe too!" a Boo with a red bandanna on her head replied.
"Of course I will!" Bow replied, fanning herself again as she did her best to put on an air of confidence. "Who do you think you're talking to, after all? I am the one and only Lady Bow!"
"Yeah! You rule, Lady Bow!" said one of them cheered. "You go kick Tubba's big, fat butt for us, you got it?"
"Please - is there really any doubt that I will?" Bow asked in reply. "Come, Mario - let's not keep my subjects waiting."
Mario nodded and followed behind her - and he could tell this long night was about to get even longer.
*Bad End 1*
"Uh, enough talking! More feeding!" Bow said hastily before grabbing two more cookies and swiftly slamming them into the Hyper Goombas' mouths. But, much to her surprise, the Goombas both spat the cookies right back out.
"Sorry, but we already ate before we left!" the one with the spiky helmet explained
"Yeah!" her friend confirmed. "Everyone knows you should eat before you go dirtbiking! Otherwise, you might cramp your style!"
"That's not how that wo-aaaah!" Mario said as one of the extra-Hyper Goombas picked him up off the ground and carried him off.
"Hey, you get back here with him!" Goommaria shouted as they chased the manic mushrooms back towards the windmill.
"No way!" the spikeless one replied. "We've got ourselves a boy now, and we're going to use him in the most extreme way possible!"
The two then used their excess energy to jump over a dozen feet into the air and onto the blades of the windmill, taking Mario along for the ride with them.
"What the? What in the world to you plan on doing to him up there?" Bombette asked in confusion.
"Isn't it obvious?" the spiked one asked as she began to tear off her jumpsuit. "We're going to have extreme sex! And what better place to have extreme sex than spinning up in the air on a giant 'X'?"
"That… might be the single dumbest idea I've ever heard," said Goommaria.
"Do you mean dumbest… or do you mean awesomest!?" the spikeless Hyper Goomba asked as she tossed her purple panties into the air and they were carried away by the wind.
"No, I'm pretty sure I mean dumbest," Goommaria replied just as one of the girls began to frantically lap at Mario's cock. "So… any ideas for how we get them down?"
"Let me try!" Koopie said as she ran over to the windmill and tried to jump up towards the blades, only to be held down by the weight of her shell. "Darn it… it's no use."
"Don't worry, Koopie," Mario called out from above, his cock now hard and twitching as he felt the Hyper Goomba's tongue slide up and down is shaft. "I know you-mmm!"
"Less talking, more sucking!" the spikeless Goomba ordered as she shoved her small tits into Mario's face, cutting him off. "I want to see how many 'tricks' you can do before we come down!"
"Mmm, mmm!" Mario moaned helplessly into the girl's green tit, unable to run away in fear that he would hurt himself in the fall.
"Let me try to get him," Bow said before trying to fly up to the threesome. However, just as she was about to reach them, an especially strong gust of wind blew past the windmill blades and sent the green Boo flying. "Wha!"
"Hey, looks like she's hang gliding," the spiked Goomba while lapping at Mario's dick. "You go, girl!"
"Grr, I can't reach him!" Bow complained, floating back to the ground.
"Why not?" Bombette asked as the spiked Hyper Goomba grabbed Mario's cock and began forcing it down her tight, warm throat. "Can't you just pass through the wind?"
"I'm afraid that wind is yet another exception," Shaid admitted. "And some very cruel scientists have learned how to exploit that weakness over the years. Such a tragedy…"
"Guys!" Mario gasped as the spikeless Goomba finally removed her tits from his mouth. "Could you hurry this up? I'm really not liking being up so hi-mmm!"
This time he was silenced by the spikeless Goomba shoving her cunt right into his face, grinding her clit against the bottom of his nose as the back of his head was forced against the windmill blade. He tried to push her away, but her hips were just too strong, and he soon felt her dripping folds forced right between his lips.
"Here! Maybe a little drink will make you feel better!" the unspiked Goomba groaned over the sound of the blowing wind and the blowing Hyper Goomba. "I know that's what it does to me!"
Mario tried once again to force the short woman off his face, but every single one of his movements seemed to send a jolt through her clit, encouraging her to hold on even tighter. If he could open his eyes without being blinded by the girl's hyper glow, he would have seen a look of pure pleasure on her face as her hands gripped the blade of the windmill even tighter.
"Bark bark bark!" Chompy barked worriedly before whipping her tail at one of the blades to get the spinning to stop, only for her to be lifted up into the air as well. As she whimpered helplessly in the air, she was really starting to wish that mail woman was still around to save her.
"Alright, I think this cock is lubed up enough!" the spiked Goomba as she removed Mario from her mouth and shifted her position so his dick was lined up with her entrance. "Now, we can really get this thing started!"
Mario's friend's could only watch in horror was the Hyper Goomba sunk Mario's throbbing cock into her. By now, he had swallowed enough of the other Goomba's juices that he was no longer putting up fight, but the one on his shaft could feel that at least one part of him was still twitching.
"Aaaah! I've never taken anything… with such an extreme size before!" the spiked Goomba moaned while her walls pressed tightly against her captive's twitching dick. "But… I'm not gonna let that… stop me from enjoying it!"
She then began to start thrusting herself up and down, passing Mario's shaft through her moist lower lips over and over again as she tried her best to hang on to the windmill blade. To her, his dick felt like a half pipe soaring through the air on top of a majestic eagle, and she was clearly losing her ability to concentrate on holding on as she kept on riding it. Mario, meanwhile, could do nothing but grunt as her walls milked his shaft over and over again, squeezing hard near the base when she thrusted down, and teasing the head when she thrusted up.
"Ah, yes!" the one on Mario's face screamed as she risked using a hand to attack her own tits. "This is so much more fun than riding a bike! What do you think, dude?"
"Mmm, mmm!" Mario moaned into the woman's pussy, causing her body to shake a little as he vibrated her clit.
"Oh, right!" she apologized before moving her cunt away from his mouth, leaving a trail of juices behind as she moved. "So, what do you think?"
"I think… I'm terrified," Mario replied, his mind so dazed with lust and so focused on the pleasure emanating from his dick that he could barely speak. "I want… to come down?"
"Terrifying? Ha!" the unspiked Goomba replied before resealing Mario's mouth with her cunt. "I don't know the meaning of the word!"
"She really doesn't," Shaid commented from below as they Hyper Goombas continued raping Mario with all their might. "Anything that a normal person would find scary, those two seem to find 'thrilling'."
"Ugh, they are just the absolute worst!" Bow said in frustration as she snapped her fan in half. "If they're going to trespass on my land, they could at the very least act terrified, or at least a little spooked! There's no fun in trying to scare someone who likes being scared!"
"I… I think I'm starting to get close…" the spiked Goomba groaned as her pussy began to pulse around Mario's cock.
"Me too!" her friend replied, pleasure running up her spine like jolts of electricity. "I'll tell you what, guy… if you can give us both… the most extreme orgasms of our life… then we'll let you down from the windmill. How does that deal sound?"
Mario nodded his head enthusiastically before letting his lust overcome him. He quickly began thrusting as hard as he could into the spiked Goomba's shallow vagina, ramming up against her cervix over and over again. He also made sure that the other Goomba didn't feel left out by shoving his tongue as deep as it could go inside her tight cunt.
"Yes, yes!" the spiked Goomba groaned as she bucked her hips. "Almost… there… yes!"
Both she and Mario ended up finishing at the exact same time, the Goomba's juices spraying everywhere as Mario's balls filled up her cunt so full that excess sperm gushed out of her lower lips and dripped onto the orange ground below. The spikeless Goomba finished shortly thereafter, shaking like a leaf as extreme ecstasy coursed through her body.
"Most extreme… day… I ever had!" the Goomba on Mario's face said blissfully.
"Yes, yes, you had your fun," Bow said below, tapping her foot on nothing. "Now get down from there before one of you get hurt… and so we can hurt you for kidnapping our friend!"
"Yeah, sure, we'll be down in just a-" the spiked Hyper Goomba began to say before she suddenly lost her grip on the windmill blade. "Wha-oh!"
She quickly tried to grab onto something to help prevent her fall, but ended up grabbing onto Mario and took him and her friend down with her.
"Whaaaaah!" they all screamed in unison as their naked bodies hurdled towards the ground.
Did Mario and the Hyper Goombas survive the fall? If they were injured, how badly? Those answers, and more, in the next extreme chapter!
The end...
End of Chapter Preview: Mario's friends managed to catch him, but they didn't bother trying to help the Hyper Goombas and they broke their glowing legs. They didn't seem to mind, however, and wore their casts like badges of honor. They even got Mario to sign them out of pity.
The end (again).
*Bad End 2*
"There's nothing we can do!" Bow replied. "I've seen dozens of my subjects try exactly what you plan on doing… but it always ended the same way."
"No… there's no way I'm just going to let her get eaten like this!" Mario shouted just before jumping out into the open, leaving his invisible cohort behind as he charged into the metaphorical dragon's den.
"Hey, you put that woman down!" Mario ordered at the top of his lungs, causing Tubba Blubba to stop just as she brought the Boo to her lips.
"Hmm?" she mumbled, looking down past her plump belly to see who was yelling. "And who are you supposed to be? I've never seen a ghost that looked like you."
"That's because I'm a Mario, and I'm here to stop your reign of tubby terror!" he said before raising his hammer and bringing it down onto the giant woman's right shin. "Yeaaaa-oof!"
When the hammer collided with Tubba Blubba's shin, all it did was bounce off harmlessly, even though it was powerful enough to send Mario flying back. The massive redhead didn't even so much as flinch at the hit.
"All right… you're tough, I admit… but still, I'm not giving up!" Mario said before standing back up and unleashing a furious barrage of hammer blows to the tune of Through the Podoboos and Lava Bubbles.
The most that this did, however, was send some vibrations up her body that shook her massive breasts.
"A… Mario, huh?" Tubba Blubba asked as she scratched her face with her free hand. "I've never tasted one of those before."
"Wait… what?" Mario asked in confusion just before she picked him up by the back of his overalls. "Wait, no! Put me down this instant?"
"Or what? You'll hit me again?" Tubba asked with a smug smirk on her face. "In case you haven't heard, I'm invincible."
"Grr…" Mario growled before tossing his hammer into Tubba's right eye. Even that didn't cause a reaction. "I'll show you! You may be tough, but I have the power of friendship! Come on, girls, show her who's boss! Girls… anyone?"
Gust Gulch seemed just as empty and gloomy as before.
"Oh, come on, you cowards!" Mario shouted at a group of people that may or may not have still been there.
"Well, as much as I appreciate you coming to my rescue, this really wasn't that well-thought-out," the Boo, who was wearing a short, brown dress, commented from Tubba Blubba's other hand.
"Yeah, I guess not…" Mario admitted as he stopped struggling. "So, uh… can I get a do-over on this fight or something? Like, can I come back some other time when I'm more prepared and-"
"Nope," was Tubba Blubba's blunt reply. "I have a new snack now, and I'm going to savor every second of your flavor…"
"Oh no… please, no!" Mario begged as Tubba lifted him above her head and opened her mouth. "Don't do this! Waaaaaaah!"
A moment later, Mario found himself inside the woman's wet, warm, and very spacious mouth - though her massive tongue that was prodding his body seemed determined not to let him enjoy a second of it.
"Augh, get off me!" Mario grunted as he pushed the man-sized tongue back, only for it to retaliate by pushing him towards her gullet. "No, wait, nevermind! Being tasted is way better than being swallowed!"
The tongue seemed pleased by Mario's submission and quickly wrapped him up inside itself. To Mario's amazement, the appendage was more than able enough to take off his clothes without ripping them before spitting them back outside. Mario then found his naked body completely at the mercy of Tubba's tongue as it lathered and tasted every inch of him.
"Whoa, be careful with that thing!" Mario said with shiver as he felt her massive taste buds slide over his cock. "That feels… so weird!"
The tongue didn't seem to care, however, and kept on playing with his body. While it slid all over him, it seemed to take a special interest on his groin - rubbing it up and down and forcing it to become hard, He supposed that this was just like all the other blowjobs he had in a sense, except the tongue was a lot bigger, but it still creeped him out.
His cock didn't seem to care, however, as all it seemed to focus on was how good her tongue felt. Because it was so big, it was able to lather and lick every single inch of it at once. Mario's head knew he should be fearing for his life, but his groin wanted to thrust back against the tongue's soft, wet ridges so he could feel even better.
"You're… you're toying with me, aren't you?" Mario grunted as he laid on his back and the tip of Tubba's tongue played with his shaft. "Playing with your food… after you've eaten it? Now that's… cruel…"
Mario was almost certain that no one could hear him, but he would never admit even to himself out loud how good her tongue felt. Every lick she gave him wanted to make him moan out of sheer pleasure. But still, he kept his hand clamped firmly over his mouth so he wouldn't make a sound as her tongue kept sliding up and down his cock.
"Dammit… why did I have to end up a canoli?" Mario asked himself as his body continued to bathe in her moist pleasure. "And why… does it have to feel so… aaaah!"
Mario couldn't hold back anymore and began to groan in pleasure, his cock pulsing against Tubba Blubba's fat tongue as he let the sensation of it overwhelm his mind. She seemed to be able to sense his mental defenses were starting to break down as well, and her tongue began to play more coyly with him; instead of going straight for his dick, it began to gently caress his thighs, only occasionally brushing up against his dick gently. Mario couldn't help but feel a bit ashamed with himself when he found himself trying to thrust his dick towards it, desperate to feel more stimulation.
"No… I… I have to control myself!" Mario muttered to himself as he pulled his hips away. "I need to find a way out before-mmm!"
Mario found himself abruptly cut off as Tubba Blubba opened up her mouth and threw something else inside - the Boo woman Mario had tried to save.
"Gyaaah!" she screamed as she landed right on top of him. "Oh… it's you. Hey there, guy."
"It's… Mario," Mario replied, trying to ignore how his cock was squeezed between her thighs. "I wish I could say it was nice to see you again."
"Yeah, me too…" the Boo replied, her thighs rubbing nervously together and inadvertently stroking his shaft. "I'm Harriet, by the way."
"Harriet?" asked Mario, trying to make some friendly conversation even as Tubba Blubba's tongue forced his face into her breasts. "No spooky pun?"
"Well, my parents never really saw the point to that kind of thing, and neither do I," Harriet replied, struggling to keep her dress on. "I mean… it's cute once, but after that it just gets old… though, I guess my name won't really mean much after this."
"Yeah… sorry again for the failed rescue," Mario apologized with a blush.
"Don't worry - I'm just flattered someone tried to save me at all," she replied. "In fact… I think I might still end up giving you a reward…"
This time, she let Tubba Blubba's tongue slip off her dress and underwear, leaving her as drenched and naked as Mario was. Given how dark the inside of Tubba Blubba's mouth was, however, he didn't realize that until he felt her bare form pressed up against him.
"Wait… what are you doing?" Mario asked as he felt his face press up against her bare tits and his dick now slid against her puffy lower lips. "Is this… really the time for that?"
"Well, this could be my last chance to have sex, so I'd say so!" Harriet said with surprising casualness. "Come on, I know you want to too!"
"Well… I will admit, my appetite for sex hasn't been spoiled just yet…" Mario grunted, the tip of his shaft almost pressing into Harriet's cunt. "But we really should be trying to escape!"
"Eh… what's the point?" Harriet asked, sounding somewhat glum. "Tubba Blubba's invincible, so it's not like we can escape - and even if we did, we're both going to die eventually anyways."
"That's, uh… kind of a dreary way to look at it," Mario said, the only the constant overstimulation he was feeling stopping his dick from drooping.
"Maybe, but it's the truth," Harriet said as she began to lower herself down, her soft walls sucking his dick even harder than Tubba's tongue did. "But who said you can't be morbid and fun at the same time?"
Harriet began thrusting before Mario would respond, her ghostly form moving up and down on top of him while her cunt squeezed his shaft. Mario tried at first to pull out, but Tubba Blubba's tongue seemed to have other ideas, and instead pushed his hips straight back into Harriet's.
"Ah… do you feel that?" Harriet moaned as she gripped her own tits, her snug pussy twitching around his length. "She's getting a good taste for us… she could swallow at any second...:"
"Doesn't that make you… scared?" Mario asked, his hips thrusting without him.
"No… we Boos are actually hard to scare," Harriet said, before leaning over Mario's face and licking with her own extra-long tongue. It wasn't as big as Tubba Blubba's of course, but it was small and agile enough to actually French kiss him with. "But you… you're very scared…"
"N-no… I don't know what you're talking about," Mario insisted after his tongue was done dancing with hers. "I'm not afraid… if you aren't."
"Ahahah… even if I can't see your face right now, I can smell it… I can taste it!" Harriet said before giving Mario one extra-long lick, her whole body shaking as Mario bottomed out inside her at the same time. "You're scared of dying… of me… that you're enjoying this…"
"H-hey! There's no way I'd enjoyed being licked by… a giant tongue!" Mario replied even as his shaft bulged inside the Boo.
"Heheh… which? Mine, or Tubba's?" Harriet asked mockingly as she ground her hips from side to side. "Don't worry, if your tongue feels tied, I'm sure your dick will answer for you~"
"Dammit… stop… enjoying this so much!" Mario grunted, his balls beginning to boil as the tongue he was lying on licked at them from below.
"Only when you stop enjoying it!" Harriet stopped back. "Or until Tubba Blubba swallows us - whichever happens first!"
"I… I mean it!" Mario replied, the veins of his dick bulging with adrenaline as his fear spiraled out of control. "I… I don't think I can take this tension anymore!"
"That's okay… you want to know what I do when my tension builds up too much?" Harriet asked, her tongue lapping his chest now. "I… scream!"
She then threw her head back and wailed in orgasm just in time for Mario's to rock him as well. He could do nothing but scream as well while his balls pumped the Boo full of his seed. He filled her up so much that his cum dripped out from her squeezing cunt and onto Tubba Blubba's tongue - at which point, the whole mouth seemed to go into upheaval.
"Wait… what's going on?!" Mario shouted as his dick was forced out of Harriet's cunt. "Is she finally going to swallow us?"
"I don't know!" Harriet replied. "But either way… I suggest you hang onto to something!"
A few seconds later and they were both spat screaming out of Tubba Blubba's mouth and into the woman's massive hands.
"Mmm… what was that taste?" Tubba Blubba asked curiously.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Mario asked before he noticed the specks of white on Tubba Blubba's tongue. "Oh? You mean my sperm? Well, I kinda made that when I was, uh… having fun with Harriet inside your mouth."
"Hmmm…" Tubba Blubba mumbled before slipping Harriet back into her mouth feet first.
"No, wait!" Harriet shouted as Tubba Blubba's tongue snaked up between her legs and licked Mario's seed right out from between her dripping cunt. "I changed my mind, I am scared! Nooooo-"
"Mmmm, tastes so good!" Tubba Blubba said happily as she swallowed the Boo down. "Your sperm is the best condiment I've ever had!"
"Uh… thanks… I guess," Mario replied.
"Can you make more?" she asked as she brought him up to her face.
"Yeah, of course I can," Mario hastily replied. "Why?"
"Heheh… you are going to make my meals so much better from now on," Tubba Blubba said before stomping back to her castle. From then on, whenever Tubba Blubba caught a Boo to eat, she made sure to have Mario fill the Boo up with 'cream' first. Over the course of the rest of his life, Mario really learned to appreciate what the Boos saw in dreariness as he filled up girl after girl that he'd never see again.
Until, one day, Tubba finally decided to reunite him with those ghosts, and consumed him as well. He would spend the remainder of his life being milked by the Boos that Tubba Blubba consumed, the last remnant of pleasure he could experience.
The End
A/N Hey guys, it's me. I finished a chapter (finally). I'm glad you guys get to see it now. I got Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions a while back and beat it just a couple days ago. Was better than I expected, though I felt a bit sad when I finished. Maybe I was hoping for a boss rush or Bros Move mini-game, I dunno. But all in all, it was pretty fun.
Speaking of Superstar Saga (smoothest transition ever), there was a guest by the name of ABeanishShinjin who wanted me to do a crossover between it and Dragon Ball Super , and there's two things I have to say. One, I won't be able to do it because of the stories I'm currently making, and I think you would be the best person to make it. And two, if anyone wants to make a request for anything, don't do it as a guest. Because then I have to point it out whenever I update (which could take between weeks and months), and it'd be much easier to communicate it in a PM.
Anyways, I'll see you in Under Tail.