Tubba Blubba's eyes were still glazed over as she looked down at the adventurers that had broken into her room, so they seemed more like shapeless blobs at the moment. Unfortunately, as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes, her vision cleared, honing in on the most prominent of the blobs; a red-and-blue one.
"You!" was all she said as she hopped out of her bed, her feet landing with the force of an earthquake. "You're the one Bowsa told me about!"
"Oh, actually, I just happened to be wearing his clothes today and…" Mario trialed off before shouting. "Run for it!"
"Hey! You get back here!" Tubba Blubba's voice bellowed behind the group as they all ran out into the hallways of the fort, Bombette carrying the key woman like a wooden plank under her right arm. "That's mine!"
"You better do what she says, you know," the blonde 'key' said teasingly as they ran. "Otherwise, you're all going to get it~"
"If you expect a Boo to be frightened, then you're wailing up the wrong tree." Bow took out a handkerchief and attempted to gag the woman as they ran. "Now, if you would please stop drawing attention to us…"
"Pfft! Get that dirty thing away from me!" Yakkey spat everywhere as she resisted the intrusion. "Heeeelp! Anyone! Please, save me! I'm being stolen!"
"Wha?!" A Clubba gasped as the snot bubble that was protruding from her nose suddenly popped. "What's going on!?"
"It's time to do your jobs, that's what's going on!" Yakkey shouted as Mario and his friends all ran by where the woman was sleeping. "So get up off your butt and do it!"
"Oh, crap! I guess this is the part where I, uh… chase them down?" She asked, confused.
"Yes!" came Yakkey's distant reply. "This is definitely that part!"
"Right, on my way!" The Clubbas all throughout the house scrambled for their clubs and maces, before trying frantically to figure out where exactly the intruders were. Thanks to Tubba's seismic footsteps, they didn't have to wonder very long.
"Okay, so which way is the exit again?" Koopie tried to remain calm as she spoke, but you didn't have to be a Boo to hear the fear in her voice. "We do know which way that is, right?"
"Of course! It's, uh, this way!" Bombette turned a corner, losing Tubba Blubba but leading them straight into the fort's massive kitchen. "Ooops."
"Idiot! Are you trying to get me eaten?" Bow squeezed her fan so hard it nearly snapped in half as she spat at Bombette.
"Hey, don't blame me! Just about every hallway in this place looks the same!" Bombette angrily shouted back.
"Well, if I were you, I'd just retrace your steps!" Yakkey interrupted chiperly. "So just head back to my Mistress's room and-'
"I thought I told you to be quiet." Bow succeeded in gagging Yakkey this time. "Alright, I'm going to phase through one of the walls and look around. If we're lucky, I could end up outside and I'll be able to spot the exit from there."
"Okay, that sounds like a good plan," Goommaria said with a nod. "But make it quick! I still hear that monster stomping around, and I don't want her to find us!"
"Oh don't be silly. I only get caught when I want to be." Bow floated over to a nearby wall and stuck her face through it. Shortly afterwards, there was a loud slurping noise, followed by the sound of Lady Bow screaming in shock. When she pulled herself back away from the wall, her face was hair was dripping and her eyeliner was running. "Don't you dare say a word."
"Mmmm, mmm mmm mmm!" Yakkey mumbled, a smile clear on her face even through her gag up until Bow slapped her with her fan.
"That still counts." Bow said curtly.
"Uh, girls, I think we better get moving again!" Bombette warned. "I don't want to be used as this woman's personal milk jug or something!"
"Hey, over here!" Goommaria shouted from a nearby door. "I think this is a catwalk overlooking the foyer this way!"
The group immediately ran through the doorway and saw themselves looking down at the exit from above, along with several of the hovering drones that they hid from earlier. None of them were really quite sure at what point they ended up all the way on the top floor of the fort, but that was the last thing on their minds at the moment.
"Okay, so we're close to the exit, but how exactly do we get to it?" asked Bombette.
"You don't," a voice bellowed. Turning around, the group saw Tubba Blubba herself standing in the doorway, just barely able to squeeze through in spite of how wide the passage was. "Because you're going to stop right now, and give me back what you stole!"
"Bark bark bark!" Chompy said as she ran forward, growling menacingly at the Clubba as she tried to shield her friends behind her.
"Awww, does the little mutt want to play?" Tubba asked as she approached the Chain Chomp. "Okay, how about start with some nice, healthy jumping jills."
Before Mario could even tell his friend to get back, Tubba lept into the air and came crashing back down on the the catwalk, causing massive cracks to appear in its wooden structure. Within seconds, the structure of the catwalk began to come part, and the whole group found themselves plummeting onto the catwalk immediately below that, which also broke apart and fell onto the ground floor.
"Oooooow…" Goommaria groaned as she pulled herself out of the splinters and pieces of broken wood. "That really smarts…"
"You're telling me," Bow agreed as she and Shaid both floated downwards. "I actually chipped a nail in all that. It'll take me weeks to get my manicure back up to it's normal high quality."
"You can always borrow one of my nails if you wish, my lady," Shaid instantly offered.
"Er… no thanks, I'm good." Bow shivered a little, clearly grossed out by the thought.
"Bwah!" Bombette gasped as she burst out from the rubble she was buried under. "I'm okay, and so is our new friend!"
"Oh, that's wonderful!" Koopie emerged from the safety of her shell. "So no one is badly hurt?"
"Is someone there?" A voice said next to Bombette. Turning, she saw one of the dones lying on the ground, her head smashed by a large hunk of wood. "I can hear, but I can't see. I may need new optical units."
"Is this what it's like to be dead?" another voice said from underneath a piece of rubble bigger than Tubba Blubba.
"Well, shit… should we feel bad for them or not?" asked Bombette.
"Umm… sorry about all this." Mario dusted himself off.
"It's okay." The crushed security drone replied. "I don't blame you."
"I wouldn't waste my pity on them." Tubba Blubba hopped down from the third floor and hit the ground so hard that she left a small crater. "Especially considering what I plan on doing to you~"
Just outside Tubba Blubba's fort, dawn was beginning to break over the horizon like a rotten egg on a skillet. Floating in front of the door to the fortress was a single Boo from Gusty Gulch, who took a deep breath as she stared at the massive wooden gate in front of her. At this point, she wasn't sure if it was it was harder to look at that fort, or the blinding sun behind her.
"Alright… no turning back now," she said before doing precisely that. "Is everyone ready?"
Several other tan Boos appeared out of nowhere in front of the door, all of them wearing the same look of fear and concern on their faces.
"Even if she didn't want us to risk getting eaten, we can't just let our Lady do this by herself! We have to go in and help her, right?" the Boo at the head of the group ask.
"Right," came the universal response, though it sounded less like a rallying cry and more of a light whisper.
"Good!" The head Boo turned back around towards the door. "On three, we are all going to charge in there and help our Lady complete her mission!"
"Wait, do we have some kind of plan, or what?" asked a Boo towards the back of the small crowd.
"No turning back now, remember?" The lead Boo braced herself as she began counting. "One… two…"
"Gangway!" Mario shouted as she and his friends suddenly burst through the front door of the fort. "Quick shut, the door!"
Bombette, Shaid, and Chompy quickly shut the door behind them as fast as they could, holding against it to keep whatever was on the other side from bursting through.
"Oh my word! What is going on?" the lead Boo gasped in confusion.
"Well, do you want the good news or the bad news first?" Koopie asked nervously, voice partly drowned out by the sound of pounding on the door behind her.
"Bad news, of course! That always puts a ghoul in my grave," the Boo replied.
"Well, the bad news is that Tubba Blubba knows we found the key to her weakness, and she's chasing after us as we speak." Koopie sweated profusely as she spoke.
"Oh… bad news is a whole lot more fun when it doesn't affect you." The Boo paused for a moment to try and absorb the information she had just been given. "But that means that you have the key to Tubba Blubba's weakness! Where is it?"
"Mmmm, mmmm!" Yakkey mumbled from under Bombett's arm, trying to spit out the gag in her mouth. "Pfft, let me go already! If you do, I might be able to convince my Mistress to eat you with some condiments instead of plain!"
"Oh, so she has one of those fancy magic lock systems," the Boo said, taking the the sight of the hostage in stride. "That makes sense. But where exactly does it go?"
"Ha! You stole me and you didn't even know her secret is hidden beneath the big windmill? I'm surprised you idiots can even dress yourselves in the morning!" Yakkey blinked a few times a she realized what she said. "Shoot! Why did I have to unlock my big mouth like that?"
"Okay, so we know where it is." Bombette struggled to speak as she focused all of her energy on keeping the door to the fort shut. "Tubba may be big, but she's clearly fast too, and it's a long way to the windmill! There's no way we'd make it in time!"
The tan Boos all looked at each other for a few moments before they all flew towards the door, holding it shut with all their might.
"What are you doing? You all need to get out of here!" Bow shouted angrily at her subjects. "You need to get out of here, or at least find someplace to turn invisible safely. Otherwise, you're sure to get eaten!"
"We don't mean any disrespect, my Lady… but we don't care about that!" one of the Boos replied. "You're more important than us, after all! Only you can find Tubba Blubba's secret before it's too late!"
"You idiots! The only reason I'm doing any of this is because I'm trying to protect you!" Bow stomped her foot down in the air angrily before floating down to the ground to stomp again so it could have more impact.
"Hehehe, I smell delicious ghosts~" Tubba Blubba's voice vibrated through the wooden door. "Come to mama, little ones! I can't wait to taste you!"
"There's no time to argue! Just go!" the head Boo said frantically. "We'll be fine, we promise!"
"But-" Bow began to say, but was interrupted as Shaid led her away by the hand.
"I'm sorry, my Lady, but there is no use just floating around," Shaid said as firmly as she could. "We need to keep going."
"I certainly have no problem leaving!" Bombette said as she left her post by the door. "Come on, you little key-hole! You're going to help us save the day!"
"H-hey, don't leave me behind!" Koopie said as she ran after her friends. "Ooof!"
Koopie let out a gasp as she tripped on a rock and fell onto the ground, her shell sliding along the ground so fast that Mario had to jump on top of it to get it to stop.
"Wow, this thing is well-waxed." Goommaria panted a little before looking over her shoulder back down the hill the fort rested upon. "Hmm… I think I have a way we can get a head start on Tubba Blubba."
"Wait… you're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you?" Koopie asked from the ground. "This is really dangerous!"
"Yeah, but it's fast!" Goommaria got behind the koopa shell and began to push, forcing Koopie to hide deep within its depths.
"Oh no…" Koopie's voice dripped with despair. "At least give me a chance to fasten my seatbelt!"
"Too late!" Bombette said as she hopped on top of the shell, followed by Mario, Goommaria, Chompy, Shaid, and then finally Bow. "Here we go!"
Most of the group screamed as the shell began to speed down the hill, but Bow and Shaid both remained silent. No matter how loud the people below them screamed, they couldn't drown out the sound of wood being smashed behind them, followed shortly by the sound of slurping, gumping, and cries.
"Ghh…" Bow bit her lip as she fought back tears.
"It's okay, my Lady." Shaid placed a comforting hand on her mistress's cheek. "We still have a chance to help-"
"Don't touch me!" Bow slapped Shaid's hand violently away. "I'm not in the mood for any sort of comfort right now."
"My Lady, such language is so unbecoming of you," Shaid said, sweating.
"Well, why shouldn't I be angry? After everything that's happened, after everything that keeps happening? A real Lady always cares for her subjects… even if it hurts." Bow somberly placed a hand over her heart.
"My Lady…" Shocked, that was all Shaid could muster in response.
"Uh, not to interrupt, but do any of you know how to steer this thing?" Koopie suddenly asked from below. "Because I'm just kinda going with the flow right now."
"What? I thought Koopas could control where their shells went?" Bombette shouted as Mario's head rested against her breasts.
"Not really," Koopie said as the group tossed and turned on top of her, barely managing to stay on top as the shell picked up speed down the hill. "I mean, some of us train ourselves to, but most of us usually just kinda aim and hope for the best. And right now, I'm really hoping we don't end up hitting those rocks ahead of us!"
"Well, this isn't good..." Mario said aloud as he thought of what to do. 'Wait… I think… something's coming to me!' He hopped off of his friend's shell and landed on top of it, stopping it in place, before he aimed carefully towards the windmill before kicking as hard as he could while a familiar feeling of precision passed over him as he caught the ride once more, barreling towards their destination with an unrelenting fervor.
"Wow, that was amazing, Mario!" Koopie cheered.
"Thanks… I don't really know how I did that, but something tells me that I've done it a lot of times before!" He replied with a smile.
"Yeah, great job! Now instead of crashing into the rocks, now we're going to crash into the windmill!" Bombette pointed out.
"Oh. Maybe I didn't think as far enough ahead as I should have," were the last words he said before they collided with the wooden door at the base of the towering structure.
They all coughed as dust and wood was sent everywhere, getting in their eyes and their clothes as they struggled to see.
"Geeze! Careful with all the dust next time!" Yakkey coughed hoursely as the rubble began to settle. "You'll ruin my speaking voice otherwise!"
"Don't worry - the sooner you unlock the door to Tubba Blubba's secret, the sooner we'll let you out of here." Mario said, trying to shoo away the dust in front of his mouth with his hand.
"Augh, do I really have to?" Yakkey whined like a petulant child.
"Well, the way I see it, there are two possibilities." Bow floated towards where the mystical key was being held by Bombette. "Either you let us into the chamber that leads to Tubba Blubba's secret, or we find out exactly how many slaps it takes for my fan to break. And I warn you, my fans are all of the highest quality."
"Fine." Yakkey let out a long sigh before heading towards the back of the windmill and waving her arms. Then she sang a short song, a short but pleasant affair with no words in its lyrics. A moment later, the ground in front of her lit up like a mirror in the sun and disappeared. "Alright, what you're looking for is down there, and I promise that this was the only door keeping it safe. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to try and find a new line of work… jerks."
"Oh please, you know you liked being handled by me~" Bombette teased as the key stormed out of the windmill. "So, what's down there exactly?"
"I'm not sure exactly." Mario peered down into the darkness below. "It's kinda hard to see, but I think I can hear a thumping of some kind."
"Thumping? Do you think someone might be digging?" Goommaria asked.
"No, it's more rhythmic than that." Mario jumped down into the hole and his friends soon followed, and what they saw left them speechless.
It was Tubba Blubba, only missing a whole lot of Blubba. She was also floating, a dark shade of red, and letting out a rhythmic pumping sound, almost like the beating of a heart, every few seconds.
"Hmm? Who are you?" The strange, red figure asked.
"Uh… hey there." Mario greeted awkwardly, unsure whether or not he should run. "My name is Mario."
"Mario!? You mean that dastardly plumber I need to defeat at all costs!?" The figure's face contorted in shock, showing ten times the emotion the normal Tubba Blubba ever showed. "That must mean that someone told you that the Tubba Blubba in the fort is actually just a shell, only invincible because her soul is locked away down here!"
"Actually, no one told us that part." Koopie pointed out. "All we knew is that her secret was down here."
"A likely story! Whoever it was also must have told you that, if you return me to my body, my title of 'invincible' will be just that, a title!" Tubba Bubba's soul said, pointing an accusing finger at Koopie. "I never should have trusted that key girl. I should have known she'd sing the first chance she got!"
The soul jumped/floated up and down a few times in anger and frustration.
"Gah, knowing that my perfect plan was ruined like this fills me with so much…" Tubba grumbled, trailing off.
"Determination?" Mario suggested.
"No - rage!" The soul shouted at the top of its lungs, shaking the room it was inside as it began to grow in size. "Now that you know my secret, I can't let any of you leave this place. You're going to stay here with me… forever!"
"I don't like the sound of that!" Koopie said, shaking her shell. "Mario, what do we do?"
"The only thing we can do! Fight!" Mario sprung into action, delivering a hammer blow directly to the giant woman's shin. She didn't seem to even register the blow and simply swung her arms down at him.
"Oh no! Mario!' Bombette looked on in shock as her friend was launched across the large cavern, landing on his back before rolling evenfurther away. "You're going to pay for that!"
Bombette's fuse burned quickly as she fired herself into battle, most of the rest of her friends following suit. They punched, kicked, whipped, and bit whatever they could, but none of their attacks seemed to do that much to the giant soul. They were damaging it, and they could see Tubba blubba wince in pain occasionally, but she seemed to find it more annoying than an actual hinderance.
"Come on, you little weirdos! Hold still!" Tubba's soul shouted as she charged herself with a red, hellish energy, filling the room with an ominous aura that filled our heroes with an unmistakable feeling of dread for what was to come. When she brought her fist down on the ground, it hit with such impact that the whole cavern shook and threatened to cave in. "Bahahah! I might not be invincible like my body is, but you still can't stop me!"
Mario and his friends all scrambled to avoid Tubba Blubba's attacks, her long limbs forcing them to duck and weave to avoid every attack. Two members of the party were conspicuously absent from all the running and screaming, however.
Bow and Shaid.
"Heheh, now I've got you cornered! I hope you believe in soul mates, Mario, because you're about to- huh?" Tubba Blubba suddenly stopped talking as she felt something tap her on the shoulder. "What was that?"
She turned around and saw no one there.
"Huh. Nevermind then." She turned to face Mario and his friends once more. "Like I was saying, I hope you believe in soul mates, because- dammit! Who's doing that!?"
Tubbba Blubba's soul turned around completely this time, her beating quickening in pace as she got angrier. Again, she saw nothing, but felt yet another tap on her back.
"Whoever's doing that, you can't scare me!" Even as Tubba insisted how tough she was, Mario could see her shrink in size slightly. "Nothing can scare me?"
"Are you sure about that?" a voice whispered next to Tubba Blubba's ear, so quiet that Mario and his friends could barely hear it. "Because it looks to me like you're just one, big coward."
The soul whipped her head around, trying desperately to find whoever was messing with her.
"I-I'm not the coward here! If you were brave, you'd show yourself right now!"
"Show myself? But Tubba… I've always been with you." The mysterious voice continued. "I've watched you while you sleep, while you shower, when you eat… you've tried to escape so many times, but I always keep finding you. You are my favorite toy, after all."
"I'm no one's toy!" Tubba Blubba's soul shrunk down even more as she began to wander around the room, her movements frantic and paranoid.
"Are you sure?" The voice asked before Tubba suddenly tripped, falling to the floor and making a loud squealing noise as she fell. "You sure squeak like a toy."
"Sh-shut up!" Was all Tubba Blubba could muster in response as she stood back up.
"Come on, toy, squeak for me more!" Laughter echoed throughout the chamber as Mario and his friends watched Tubba Blubba's soul squirm in front of them. Something was clearly poking or jabbing her, but no matter where she looked or swung her arms, she could never find the source.
"Stop it!" Tubba Blubba bawled, her soul now smaller than when they entered the chamber. "This isn't funny!"
"I beg to differ!" the voice said tauntingly. "Water works are always a grand time!"
"Why are you doing this!?" Tubba's soul begged, now only about a foot tall. "Why can't you just leave me alone!?"
"Oh, we'll never leave you alone, Tubba. Not as long as you live," the voice replied. "But, if you really want us to leave you alone, you could alway just… DIE!"
A massive, gnawing mouth suddenly appeared in front of Tubba Blubba, biting down in front of her with a sickening crunch. Tubba jumped back and screamed at the top of her nonexistent lungs, and by the time she landed back on the ground all that was left of her was a tiny, red heart.
"You big meanie!" the heart shouted defiantly, though it was so quiet and high-pitched that it was practically inaudible. "Do you want to give me a heart attack or something? You're going to pay for this!"
With that, the heart bounced its way over to a ladder leading up out of the chamber and made its way up it.
"Heh, works every time." Bow said as she and Shaid both appeared in the room.
"Whoa… I didn't know Boos could do that." Koopie shivered a little as she spoke.
"Make illusions, you mean? It's hard, but nothing an experienced hauntress can't handle." Bow said as she fanned herself, clearly very proud.
"That was very impressive, but how did you know that would work?" Mario asked curiously.
"Tubba's always been a weak little Pity Blitty, and since she's literally a big ball of emotion now, I figured scare tactics would work even better now." Bow suddenly slammed her fan shut. "Well? Don't just keep standing there! We need to go catch her soul before it gets away!"
"Right away, my Lady!" Shaid said obediently before flying up the ladder, the other members of the party following closely behind her.
"Gotta… get… somewhere safe…" Tubba Blubba's heart panted as it dashed outside, stopping as it felt the ground begin to shake under its feet. "Could it be… it is! Get over here, you big beautiful lug!"
Tubba Blubba's body thundered over to her soul and obediently opened her mouth, allowing the heart to hop on inside.
"Bwahaha! I bet you thought you got me there, didn't you?" The recently reassembled Tubba Blubba laughed as Mario and his friends ran outside the windmill, the sun rising behind her. "Let's see how well you do against my invincible body!"
"Oh bother… it appears that we are too late." Shaid observed, her voice slightly douer. "It looks like we'll have to resort to more physical means of defeating her then."
"Don't worry, that shouldn't be a problem," Bow said, unfurling her fan.
"Yeah, and we've got your back, right, girls?" Mario turned back towards the rest of his party.
"Heck yeah! We've got this!" Bombette said, giving Mario a triumphant thumbs-up, causing her breasts to jiggle a little.
"Bark bark!" Chompy barked, whipping her tail threateningly.
"I mean… we don't have any more hill to run down, so I guess we don't have a choice." Koopie pointed out.
"Not that we would run! We've had enough of that!" Goommaria added.
"Hahah! You think you have a chance! How cute!" Tubba Blubba bellowed before charging forward.
The group had to collectively dodge out of the way as the giant Clubba through herself at them, belly flopping onto the ground. This naturally kicked up a lot of dust into the air, blinding everyone in the fight - but Tubba Blubba didn't seem all that intent on aiming.
"Come here, you little bugs!" Tubba roared as she swing her arms and legs around, trying to hit whatever she could. "I'm going to squash you so hard that even Punies would call you short!"
"Sorry, but being flat definitely is not on my schedule~" Bombette ducked under one of Tubba Blubba's hands and exploded, channeling all of her energy into her fist and delivering a painful uppercut into the woman's hand.
"Ow! That hurt!" The Clubba gasped as she clutched her hand. "Wait… that hurt?"
"Ha! It looks like 'The Invincible Tubba Blubba' going to have to shorten her title a little!" Goommaria said, locking onto Tubba's left shin and ramming it with her head.
"Hey, quit it!" Tubba Blubba thrashed around as she began to feel blows come from all angels. Mario was hitting her arms with his hammer, Bombette was punching her hands whenever they reached out, Goommaria continued to tackle her shins, Chompy used her tail to whip her back, and Shaid and Bow both took turns slapping the Clubba's jiggly rear. Koopie, meanwhile, simply tried to punch whatever came into range, usually missing. "This isn't fair! You're all ganging up on me!"
"If you want us to stop, the solution is quite simple; release your captives." Shaid explained calmly between slaps.
"What?! No! I can never do that!" Tubba Blubba struggled to stand back up as anger welled within her. "I can never go back to the way things were!"
"I'm afraid you don't have much of a choice." Shaid kept up her slaps even as Tubba Blubba rose back up. "Even if you don't surrender, I'm sure we can find a big enough stomach pump somewhere to get them out. This would be so much easier for everyone if you just let them out, though."
"No! If I let them out, they'll… they'll…!" Tubba Blubba trailed off, seemingly unable to finish her sentence. Instead, she chose to go on another rampage, stomping around and trying to kick or punch whoever got too close to her.
"Aww, are you scared? Do you need your blankey to make you feel better?" Bow said mockingly as she kept up with Tubba. "Well, you're really going to need it if you don't give me my people back right now! If you don't, I promise you… every waking moment of your life from now on will be nothing but pure terror!"
Bow smiled and bared her fangs, trying to intimidate Tubba, but she didn't act afraid this time. Instead, almost as if something snapped deep down inside the Clubba, Tubba Blubba lunged toward the royal Boo with her mouth wide open, only for Mario to bring her down with a strong hammer to the foot.
This time when she went down, Mario's friends did not hesitate. They wailed on her as hard as they could, trying to force her to surrender, or at the very least incapacitate her so they could force the Boos out themselves. For five minutes the, struggle raged with a flurry of blows, slaps, and whips, before finally the massive Clubba just gave up trying to fight back.
"Enough… enough!" Tears were running down the massive woman's face as the fighting finally came to a stop. "You win… you can have them back."
Standing up, Tubba held her mouth open wide and waited for the first of the Boos to come out. At first there was only one, clearly scared and confused. She clearly wasn't sure if this was an actual chance to escape, or some kind of cruel joke Tubba was playing.
"Is… is this really happening?" The Boo dripped with spit as she got her first look at the outside world in what felt like months to her. "Am I really free?"
"Yes… you can go." Tubba said through her sobs.
"Really! Yipeee!" The Boo let out a triumphant cheer and flew off into the Forever Forest nearby. This triggered a flood of Boos to come flying out after her, all of them cheering and hollering as they celebrated their newfound freedom.
"Up up up!" Bow slapped Tubba Blubba's stomach shortly after the last Boo had left. "Harriet too."
Tubba Blubba opened her mouth one last time and let the actual last Boo slip out past her lips.
"Thank you, my Lady." Harriet said with a respectful bow. "I always knew you'd be victorious."
"There… you have what you want!" Tubba Blubba bumbled, wiping tears and snot from her face. Though she was definitely still chubby, letting all those Boos go made it look like she had lost at least a hundred pounds. "I promise I won't do it again, just… leave me alone!"
The tears came like a flood now as Tubba Blubba retreated up the hill she came. Her pathetic cries echoed throughout the hills as she ran away, but that was soon drowned out by the sound of laughter coming from next to Mario.
"Bwahahaha! Oh, that was absolutely hilarious!" Bow laughed maniacally. "Oh, I had missed that look of pure horror. Maybe this time we managed to finally break her!"
"This time?" Mario arched a suspicious eyebrow. "What do you mean 'this time'?"
"Why, this isn't the first time we've scared the panties off her, of course." Bow smiled as she replied. "We've been scaring her for a long time now."
"Wait, really?" Mario's eyes widened. "For how long?"
"Why, ever since she was a little girl, I believe," said Shaid. "Being so close to our home, she was always such a convenient target."
"Yes, we'd have fun with her for days, sometimes weeks on end! Such an adorable little coward!" Bow cackled even more. "Sometimes we'd scare her so much that she couldn't even sleep! Oh, and the delicious cookies that we'd take from her~"
"Wait, you girls seriously stole her cookies when she was a kid?" Koopie looked shocked as she spoke.
"Yeah - she'd bring them right up to her mouth, only for them to disappear out of her hand and into my mouth! In fact, that's actually how we first me!" Bow fanned herself as a wave of nostalgia overtook her. "Ah, such fond memories~"
"Uh… don't you think that maybe none of this would have happened if you girls didn't torment her so much as a kid?" Goommaria suggested.
"What? You saw what a monster she was! She deserved it!" Bow shot back.
"I mean, yeah, she's kinda awful now, but that doesn't justify what you did to her," said Koopie. "Maybe you should, I don't know… apologize?"
"Pfft, I would never lower myself to apologizing to a pathetic little girl like he-!" Bow began to say, only to be cut off by an abrupt slapping noise.
Everyone, including Bow, gasped in shock at what happened. Mario had actually taken one of his gloved hands and spanked Bow's soft behind though her expensive dress.
"Did you just… smack me!?" Bow asked in astonishment.
"I-I'm sorry." Mario stammered. "Wait, no I'm not! What you did to Tubba when she was a little girl was absolutely terrible!"
"But… I'm a Boo," Bow pointed out. "Scaring is what we do! Telling me to stop would be like telling a Bob-omb to stop exploding, or Koopa to stop wearing a shell!"
"But she was just a kid!" Mario retorted. "And absolutely no one deserves to be tormented so much! I know Tubba stole your friends away, and she tried to help Bowsa take over the kingdom, but you should at least stop tormenting her."
Bow turned her head down and glared at Mario.
"Are you telling me what to do? Me?" She laughed darkly as she spoke.
"Y-yes, I am!" Mario said, straightening his spine. "No more picking on Tubba Blubba unless it's provoked, alright? And tell that to your subjects too!'
Bow floated over to Mario and raised her hand as if to strike him with her fan - only for her to instead grab Mario and pull him into a deep kiss.
"Mmmm!?" Mario mumbled into her lips.
Bow just ignored his mumbles and just kept kissing him, like a woman possessed, for several minutes. Eventually, after having their tongues dance together, Bow seemed to realize what she was doing and abruptly pulled away.
"Ahem!" Bow cleared her throat and regained her composure as fast as she could. "I suppose I could tell my subjects to avoid Tubba Blubba's fort from now on… and maybe put in a decree about how long someone can scare someone without breaks."
"Wait, really? That was… shockingly reasonable of you." Mario said.
"She may hide it sometimes, but deep down, my little Bow has quite the masochistic streak." Shaid spoke up. "I should know - I've spanked her more than a few times over the years I've raised her, and I actually would have spanked her myself just now if Mario hadn't beaten me to it."
"Gah! Don't talk about that!" Bow shouted, flustered. "Geez, you're the absolute worst!"
"And you're going to apologize to Tubba for all the bullying, right?" Mario raised an eyebrow as he spoke.
"Yes, yes, let's go." Bow rolled her eyes but went back up towards Tubba Blubba's fort regardless, her new friends following closely behind her.
Up in the fort, Tubba had locked herself inside her room and was still crying her eyes out underneath her bedsheets. She was the last Clubba in the fortess, the rest leaving once they realized that, since their 'invincible' master had clearly been defeated, they probably weren't going to get their paychecks for this month. The drones, meanwhile, had left on a journey to discover if they themselves had souls like Tubba Blubba, as well as to find a mechanic to fix their injuries.
"Boo hoo hoo…" Tubba Blubba sobbed into her pillow, soaking it with her tears. "Why do they always have to be so mean to me? Can't I ever… catch a break!?"
"Alright, here we are," Bow said as she and her friends arrived outside Tubba Blubba's bedroom door. She moved to phase through the door but Mario stopped her with a hand on her shoulder.
"I think it would probably be best if you knocked this time," Mario suggested.
"Augh, if you insist." With a roll of her eyes, Bow knocked on the door in front of her and waited for a response.
"Huh? Who's there?" Tubba Blubba's voice replied. "Go away! I want to be alone!"
"It's me, Tubba, and I'm not here to scare you." Bow called out. "I just want to talk."
A minute passed and the door eventually creaked open just a crack, revealing a sliver of Tubba Blubba.
"Talk? What do you want to talk about? How pathetic I am?" The towering redhead held back sobs as she spoke. "Haven't you tortured me enough already? Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"Yeah, about that… I'm… I'm…" Bow had to take a deep breath before she continued. "I'm sorry for the way I've treated you all these years."
"Wha… what?" The door creaked open a little more.
"I was wrong to treat you like a toy to be abused and tossed away," Bow continued. "It was crass and boorish, and I should have stopped a long time ago. A true blue Boo knows when a joke has run its course, and I disgraced myself and my people by dragging it out for so long. If you never wanted to see me again, I'd understand, but please know that I deeply regret what I've done."
Her apology finished, Bow turned to walk away, only for Tubba to call out after her.
"Wait! Do you really mean it?" Tubba Blubba asked in shock. "Are you really sorry?"
"Of course I am! A Lady's word is as good as gold, I'll have you know! And a lady always realizes when she's wrong!" Bow fanned herself as she laughed haughtily.
"Actually, didn't you only come here because Mario showed you the error of your wa-" Shaid began to say, only to be shushed by her mistress.
"Ssssh! Quiet from the peanut gallery!" Bow shouted, trying to save face.
"..." There was a long pause as Tubba just stared at Bow through the crack in the door, before it was eventually broken by the soft sound of giggling. Tubba Blubba was laughing for the first time in what seemed like years.
"Wait a second… are you laughing at me?" Bow gasped, blushing.
"No, no, I'm not," Tubba insisted, wiping different tears from her eyes this time. "It's just, I've never seen you bashful before. I always thought you were the cool one."
"Of course I'm the cool one, you ingr-" Bow cut herself off as a realization suddenly dawned on her. "Wait, you think I'm... 'cool'?" she uttered as though it were the first time she had used the word in such a context.
"Well, I don't think it's cool that you scare me all the time, but the way you always keep your composure and confidence under pressure… I guess I always looked up to that." Tubba Blubba explained, the door cracking open a bit more.
"Oh… well, I am pretty great," Bow recovered with a smirk. "If you would like to learn even more about me, perhaps we could talk some other time?"
"Wait, what did I just ask? Stupid, stupid, stupid!" Bow scolded herself inside her head.
"H-huh… you want to hang out with… me?" Tubba Blubba was clearly flustered, and was blushing bright red.
'N-nothing like that!" Bow waved her hands defensively in front of her. "I was thinking that, maybe if we stop antagonizing each other all the time, the two of us could be… acquaintances?"
"I believe the word she is looking for is 'friend'" Shaid cut in, only to be shushed yet again.
"Huh… that doesn't sound too bad to me. Sure, why not?" Tubba opened her door all the way and extended her hand. "I hope we can get along from now on."
"Likewise," Bow replied. She attempted to shake the Clubba's hand but, when she realized the extent of their size differences, opted to shake her pinkie instead.
"Well, I'm glad that's over with." Bow said as they arrived back at Boo's mansion. "And it went surprisingly well, too."
"I'm so proud." Shaid said affectionately as she held her hands together. "My little Bow is has truly grown into a magnificent Lady."
"Grr! Can you stop treating me like a child for just one second!" Bow snapped, her face even more flush than Tubba Blubba's was. "You're alway so embarrassing!"
"So, uh… do we get the Star Spirit now, or what?" Bombette asked as all the creatures of the night went to sleep in the woods around them.
"Well, I suppose you've held up your end of the bargain." Bow said, lightly fanning herself. "We'll return to my room and release him at once. And, since you all clearly need my help to survive, I might as well come with you on the rest of your adventure."
"My Lady, you can't be serious!?" Shaid balked. "To be away from your estate for so long… and to put yourself in even more danger… it's irresponsible!"
"Well, I've made up my mind, Shaid!" Bow turned up her nose at her servant. "I am going to go with him and that's final!"
"Uh… aren't you going to ask us if you can go with us?" Goommaria asked.
"Of course not!" Bow shot back. "Why in the world would you ever say 'no'?"
"Well, they could take me instead." Shaid suggested. "I have the same powers that you do, and I'm just as capable - plus I would be willing to take care of their every need. And I do mean every need."
"Pfft, as if anyone would ever turn down the opportunity with a woman with my class, stature, and grace!" Bow said proudly. "Right, Mario?"
Mario was not so sure. Both had really good points, and he wished he could take both, but he knew deep down that their bickering would only get worse as time went on. But that left the question, which one should he take?
*Bad End 1*
"No - rage!" The soul shouted at the top of its lungs, shaking the room it was inside as it began to grow in size. "Now that you know my secret, I can't let any of you leave this place. You're going to stay here with me… forever!"
"Okay everyone, don't panic!" Mario advised. "All we have to do is come up with some kind of strategy, and I'm sure we can- oof!"
Tubba Blubba's soul wasted no time, striking the entire group with her arm and sending them colliding roughly with a nearby wall. Most of the group was knocked out instantly, but Mario and Koopie both remained conscious. The latter remained hidden her shell, terrified, while Mario was badly stunned.
"Mamma mia…" Mario groaned and rubbed his head before he felt one of Tubba Blubba's hands wrap around him. "What the? Hey, hands off!"
"What's the matter? I just want to have a little heart-to-heart~" Tubba giggled as she brought Mario up to her face. She tried to kiss Mario, but found her lips to be a bit too big for the job. "Hmm… maybe I should pick on someone my own size."
Concentrating, Tubba Blubba managed to reduce her gigantic form to down a much more manageable size, though she still towered a foot over Mario's head.
"There, much better~" She laughed as she began to remove Mario's clothes.
"Y-you're not going to eat me, are you?" Mario shook nervously as he felt his clothes torn up and tossed to the side.
'What? How would that make any sense? I'm a soul, so I don't even have a stomach!" Tubba Blubba pointed out before sliding her tongue up and down Mario the side of Mario's neck. "But, I do have all my emotions, unlike my stunted body. And right now, the emotion that I feel the strongest… is desire~"
The soul's color slowly changed from red to pink as Tubba reached down and began to stroke Mario's dick. Her fingers were chubby and somehow sweaty, and felt very odd against Mario's hardening cock.
"Even though I don't need any sustenance, you would be amazed at how boring it gets in here, with nothing to do but listen to the sound of the windmill and the occasional terrified Boo scream." Mario couldn't help but groan as Tubba's tongue hit him in all the right spots, making him feel a kind of pleasure he didn't even know was possible. "But, one thing I would often do was sit here and play with myself, imagining that someone was here with me to keep my company. And now, with you… I don't have to imagine~"
Tubba reached over to Mario's hand and brought it towards her pants. The clothing disappeared off her body to reveal the Clubba's waiting pussy, which she quickly forced Mario to touch. It felt even warmer than a real woman's pussy, and it was already very wet. The plumber tried to pull his hand away, but Tubba's soul flashed red and forced him back.
"That's it… stick a finger in~" Tubba said seductively, a hint of a threat in her voice as well. "We're going to be here together for a while, so we might as well get to know each other."
Afraid to disobey her, Mario slipped his middle finger into her waiting snatch and instantly felt it clamp down around him. Rainbow lights seemed to travel through the soul's form as he wiggled it around inside her, exploring her depths.
"That's a good boy~" Tubba Blubba cooed. "Now I can see why Bow loves having servants so much. I bet she has her Boos rub her up and down all the time!"
"Uh… you'd have to ask her about that." Mario chose his words very carefully as she kept fingering the woman in front of him, trying his best to keep her happy and not smashy. Her pussy seemed determined to smash Mario regardless, though, and milked his finger just like a dick. Mario shuddered just thinking about slipping his cock inside there. Would he even be able to last a minute against such a pleasurable onslaught? Half a minute? A second?
"You know, that's not the only part of me that needs attention~" Tubba took Mario's other hand and brought it up to her chest. Even though she wasn't really there in front of him, her bulbous breasts certainly felt real in his hands, and very plump. The shirt she was wearing dissolved in his hands, allowing him to touch and grope them directly.
"Heheh… I bet you want to run right now, don't you, little boy?" Tubba licked Mario's neck again as her nipples hardened in her hands. "You want to dash away up the ladder and back to safety, but you know you'll never make it. But that doesn't stop your instincts telling you to run from the predator that has you trapped, does it?"
Mario grunted as he shivered in fear and a shameful drop of precum dripped out the end of his cock.
"Huhu… Boos are right! People really are cutest when they have a look of terror on their faces~" Tubba's soul bent her neck a little and pulled Mario into a sloppy kiss, her oversized tongue dominating Mario's as it forced its way inside. Mario choked back ihs cries of fear and just kept playing with her. He seemed to be doing a good job as well, since the moans she made seemed strong enough to shake Mario's entire tody.
"Mmm… I can't take it anymore… are you ready to love every part of me?" The soul adjusted herself so that Mario was lying beneath her, and his cock was pointed straight up towards her pussy. "If you do well enough, I might have one of my guards bring you all food tonight~"
With one massive thrust downwards, Tubba speared herself onto Mario's thick spear. At first, her body flashed blue, then red, then yellow, before finally returning to an even brighter pink.
"Ooooh… so this is what soul mating is actually like! It's so much… stronger than real sex!" Tubba twisted her body around, getting used to the sensation of having Mario's prick inside her. "I like it! Losing my soul was the best thing to ever happen to me!"
Mario grunted, unable to do anything to resist. It felt like he had the weight of the world resting on his groin, and he was afraid that upsetting her even a little bit would result in her pounding him into the dirt in a much more gruesome sense.
So, he had no other choice than to let the woman on top of her bounce on his dick. Her snug pussy strangled his cock even more tightly than her finger, but he managed to surprise himself by how well he was holding on. Perhaps it was fear or just pure adrenaline, but either way, he found the seconds pass into minutes as the Mono raped him.
Tubba, meanwhile, hardly seemed to care if the plumber was enjoying himself at all. She just kept impaling herself on his rod to her heart's content, growing even pinker as her orgasm approached. Mario knew that she probably was not going to eat him at this point, but he still felt like a piece of meat with how roughly she was using his body and his dick. Eventually, he felt his own orgasm start to approach too, unable to to stop the growing avalanche.
"You know what my only regret about having removed my soul is, Mario?" Tubba asked, breasts resting against Mario's face as she leaned into whisper to him. "It's that you can't fatten me up with kids~"
She licked Mario's face again as her pussy clamped down hard a few times.
"But that doesn't mean we can't act like you are breeding me! So, I want you to shoot as hard as you can, as thick as you can as fertile as you can, and as far as you can into me! Go on! Imagine that you're knocking me up!" Tubba panted as her thrusts grew more erratic. "Make me feel so good, that I'll remember it for the rest of eternity!"
She grunted in pure bliss as she felt Mario finally begin to fill her up, her tight walls making sure to milk him for every drop she could get. At the same time, her orgasm rocked her non-existent body as well, which grew so bright that she became like a second, pink sun buried underneath the windmill.
By the time Mario had finished hosing the inside of her womb, he felt exhausted, almost like he was going to pass out. Tubba, meanwhile, seemed to be just as invigorated as ever.
"Ahh… I've missed doing that." After waiting just a few moments to enjoy the feeling of her afterglow before starting to thrust again.
"Wha? But… I just finished! I can't go again so soon!" Mario begged.
"Don't worry, I'll be sure to have my guards send us plenty of mushrooms after they take your friends away in cages~" Tubba said, giving Mario a few encouraging licks.
"Wha?" Mario grunted as he looked behind him, managing to look just in time to see a group of Clubbas carrying his friends out of the chamber.
"It's a shame that my secret had to get out, but now we can increase security even more! That way, no one can disturb us~" Mario tried to call out to his friends, but Tubba quickly silenced him with her powerful tongue. All he could do was mumble into her mouth in vain as her friends were dragged away, never to be seen by him again.
Mario spent the rest of his days giving Tubba Blubba spiritual satisfaction. Because she had no body that could tire, she was constantly forcing him to have sex, and thanks to the mushrooms brought from above she could make him go every hour of every day. It wasn't long before Mario felt like his own soul had left him, leaving only a husk that was good for nothing but fucking.
But Tubba didn't mind. As far as she was concerned, she had more than enough soul for both of them.
The End.
*Bad End #2*
"Hahah! You think you have a chance! How cute!" Tubba Blubba bellowed before charging forward.
In spite of how ready Mario and his friends thought they were, none of them managed to move out of the way when the Clubba flung herself through the air at them. One moment they saw a shadow move over them from above. Next, a thud, then darkness.
"Augh, where am I?" Mario asked, rubbing his sore head. He blinked a few times as he looked around. It seemed like he was back at his home, sitting at the table he and Luigi sat at every morning to eat breakfast. "I'm… back home? I didn't lose a chunk of my memory again, did I? Was the kingdom saved?"
Mario got up from his seat, only to pause and stare at his stool shortly afterwards.
"That's funny… I thought that thing was plastic, not wood." Mario went to his fridge to pour himself a drink, hoping that would clear his head, but found that the juice wouldn't come out of the jug inside. "Huh? Has this gone bad or something?"
He tried shaking it out to no avail, and eventually brought it up to his nose for a sniff.
"It just smells like more plastic." When Mario turned around, he saw Koopie sitting at his table in a bright, blue dress. "Koopie? What are you doing here?"
"Hello there, Mario! What a wonderful day we're having, wouldn't you agree?" she asked, sweating profusely.
"Uh, I guess." Mario shrugged. "So are you here for a visit or do you need something or…
"Silly Mario! Don't you remember that we're married?" Koopie laughed in a way that was supposed to sound casual but just sounded nervous. "And today's our anniversary!"
"Anniversary!? How long was I out?" Mario clutched his head. "Wait, we don't even have wedding rings… or are those not a thing here?"
"Come on Mario, you're not being very romantic right now..." Koopie walked over to Mario and placed her hands on his shoulders. He could feel them shaking. "Don't you want to do something like lay in bed or buy me some flowers, or…"
"Is something wrong, Koopie?" Mario raised an eyebrow as she pushed Kooie's hands away. "You don't seem well."
"Augh, this is boring!" A familiar, loud voice rang out from outside, shaking the whole house. "You two have absolutely no chemistry, I swear! Time to try a new ship!"
Before Mario could beven ask what was going on, the roof of his home was suddenly lifted up and Koopie was torn from the house by a giant hand.
"Whaa!" she gasped as she was taken.
"Koopie!" Mario called out, jumping after her but failing to reach her outstretched hand.
"Upupup! No more MarKo!" Tubba took Koopie out of the house and put her into some kind of cardboard box - though compared to Koopie, it was the size of a large building. It was at that point that Mario realized he wasn't actually at his scenic home anymore - he was back at Tubba Blubba's room, and he was in some kind of… doll house? "Now, it's time for some Mambo!"
"Hey, watch the bombshells!" Bombette struggled as she was picked up out of the box, but ultimately couldn't do anything to prevent being placed on the stool opposite Mario. She was wearing a bright red dress, covered in gaudy sequins. "If you expect me to play along with this little game, you've got another thing coming!"
Tubba merely glared before letting out a loud whistle. Shortly afterwards, several security drones descended from the ceiling, fingers sparking with painful electricity.
"Uh, on second thought… hello, Mario!" She nervously turned back towards him. "Can you believe it's our anniversary already? We should do something special, don't you think?"
"Are… are you playing some kind of weird game with us?" Mario asked the Clubba hovering above them.
"Hey! No breaking the fourth wall!" Tubba ordeerd. "Bow might have made fun of my fanfictions before, but now that she's out of the way AND I have my soul back, I can enjoy them all I want! Now… act romantic!"
"Uh…" Mario shivered, not wanting to upset the massive woman. "Bombette, what lovely… weather we're having?"
"Yes! Super lovely!" Bombette said, voice a little stilted. "If only we could go outside to enjoy it!" Tubba glared at her again. "But, since we can't go outside, why don't we… relax on the couch!"
"Lets!" Mario nervously shuffled to the couch nearby with Bombette and sat down with her. He tried to snuggle up next to her, but the fact that Tubba was watching him made him very nervous. Disappointed by the lack in chemistry, Tubba reached down and made them hold hands.
"Heheh… just like… old times?" Mario wasn't sure if that was a question or not.
"Yeah, just like old times." Bombette smiled weakly as she stared back at Mario.
"Good, good… now, kiss!" Tubba Blubba reached down and pressed their faces into each other, forcing the two 'love birds' to kiss. Neither of them were expecting this to happen, so their lips ended up painfully mashing up against each other. Mario had to be careful not to get Bombette's nose right in his eye, and Bombette chafed a little against his gruff moustache. "Oh come on! Show us a little more passion!"
Not wanting to be strangled to death by a single finger, Mario grabbed hold of Bombette's shoulders so he could better direct his kiss. He tried his best to recreate passion, slipping his tongue into the Bob-omb's mouth and making sure the kiss was wet and sloppy enough for Tubba to hear.
"Yeah, that's much better…" Tubba whispered to herself as one of her hands slipped into her panties. "Really show each other how much you love one another!"
Trying to be as authentic as possible, Mario reached over to Bombette and roughly grasped the woman's voluptuous breasts. Careful not to hurt her, Mario began to move his hand and play with them, straining Bombette's tight dress every time he pressed too hard. Meanwhile, Bombette reached over and rubbed Mario's length through his overalls, coaxing it to full-length. Soon, it was wanting to escape Mario's pants almost as much as Mario wanted to escape this freakish little house.
The kiss, meanwhile, only deepened between the two friends. Mario wished desperately that he could talk to Bombette, perhaps come up with some kind of plan to escape, but he had a feeling Tubba's massive ears would likely hear something like that. So, without any other options, he tried to communicate some kind of plan to her using nothing but the language of make-outs. His tongue pinned hers down in her mouth to try and tell her to stay calm, and his hands pulled her into his body to tell her to stay close. Moving a hand up and down her thighs, he tried to tell her that they were going to have to run, and a quick squeeze of her ass told her that they would have to try and make it to the backdoor.
Coincidentally, Bombette had a very similar idea, but a very different plan. Wrestling Mario's tongue, she tried to tell him that they were going to have to fight. Squeezing his shaft she indicated that he would have to go for Tubba's face, and playing with his balls was meant to show that she would go for his legs. Pressing her soft breasts against his chest showed that she would do most of the heavy lifting, and the moaning she let out signaled that they would have Tubba crying by the time they were done.
"Wow… now that's how you communicate passion!" Tubba complimented, fingers moving faster along her clit as she watched. "Such raw, unfettered love… you really want each other!"
Panting a little, Tubba reached down and tore off Bombette's off her body, leaving her naked as Mario kept pressing against her. Bombette blushed uncomfortably at this, but Mario kept going, both to keep up the illusion and to try and give her more instructions.
"Yes, good… play with her pussy now! You know she wants it!" Tubba mimicked what she wanted Mario to do with her own fingers, pistoning them in and out as she grew more and more wet.
Bombette closed her eyes and spread her legs, letting Mario have free access to her waiting snatch. Since the dress was the lynchpin of his previous plan, Mario had no choice but to continue playing along. Carefully, he reached down and began to play with her pussy. She moaned exaggeratedly as he slipped a finger inside, writhing around with each of his movements, but he could tell she wasn't very wet. Afraid that Tubba might notice too, Mario slid himself down Bombette's luscious body band until he was face to face with her sex.
Spreading her lips with his fingers, Mario delivered a long, wet lick to her exposed pussy, eliciting one of the few genuine moans Bombette had given their entire 'play session'. Mario followed this lick up quickly with another, and then another - he was sure that even if she didn't get wet herself, she was going to be dripping by the time he was done with her.
"Ooooh, skipping straight to the good parts!" Tubba reached up and groped one of her own breasts as she continued to fuck herself with her fingers. "Not that I'm complaining! Keep going!"
Inspired by what Tubba was doing, Mario reached up and grabbed ahold of Bombette's breasts.
"Wait… what are you… gyaaah!" Bombette let out a shrill, bunker-busting cry as Mario began to squeeze and tug at her tits, while at the same time not letting up with his tongue. "Oh fuck… going at both of those at once… that's… that's going too far!"
"Aw, come on, it's our anniversary," Mario said mockingly, trying his best to remain in character. "Don't you want to do something special?"
"I… I guess- gyaaaa!" Bombette's words devolved into incoherent moans as Mario kept going. Her love-tunnel seemed to be on fire as Mario slipped his tongue inside and moved it around, and her practically felt like it was going to bust with pleasure. Things only got worse for Bombette's cohrence as Mario found her clit and assaulted it, sending jolts of pleasure up Bombette's spine with every lick.
"Ooooh yes… I can already tell… this is going to be the best anniversary ever!" Bombette groaned, her own escape plan already forgotten.
"Agreed… this is already way better than the one with Goommaria when he was still passed out!" By now, Tubba had discarded all of her clothes, ensuring that her hands hand full access to her entire body.
Mario ignored what Tubba said and instead focused on making Bombette feel good, hoping that the sooner that she finished, the sooner he could finish 'playing' with Tubba Blubba. Gripping Bombette's tits even harder, he dove into her pussy with abandon. The two of them may have been playing pretend, but her moans were anything but fake as she laid back on the couch and let Mario ravage her. She didn't even care that it was an uncomfortable, plastic couch - all she cared about was how good Mario's talented tongue made her feel.
"Shit… I think I have a short fuse today… because I'm about to… about to…" Bombette wrapped her long legs around Mario's head and gripped the couch so hard that she left marks in the plastic. "Explode!"
The sound of a cannon shot let Mario know that Bombette had finally cum, though he could tell in several other ways as well. Her whole body shook and shivered, her breasts felt warmer as her chest heaved, and her pussy clamped down around his tongue like a vice. Her juices now coated his face as her body spasmed a few more times before finally going limp on the couch.
"Wow… that's the best foreplay I've ever seen!" Tubba complimented, the pace of her fingers growing even more furious. "I need to put something like that in my next fic."
"Foreplay? I think that might have been the main course." Mario pulled away from Bombette and wiped his mouth. "I don't think she can keep going after that."
'Buuuh… buhuh…" Bombette laughed incoherently, still recovering.
"What?! Seriously?!" Tubba seemed even more upset than when she caught Mario kidnapping Yakkey. "Don't Clampy Jampy me! You guys have to fuck now! If you leave it like this it'll be so anticlimactic! Literally!"
"Sorry, but it wouldn't be that romantic to do it with her like this," Mario pointed out.
"That's okay! I can help!" Tubba picked up Mario and Bombette and brought them to the bedroom of the toy house, dropping them on top of the replicas of Mario and Luigi's bunk beds. "You just lie down and I'll make sure your explosive little friend here does what she needs to!"
"What are you- ah!" Mario gasped as his clothes were torn off too, leaving him with only his shoes and his hat.
"Oh, good, you're already hard!" Tubba reached down with one of her fingers and moved Mario's cock so that it was pointing straight upwards. "That'll make this a lot easier!"
"What do you - oh no." Mario looked on in despair as Bombette was lifted up, had her legs spread, and her tight snatch impaled onto his rod. He could still feel aftershocks from her last orgasm rippling through her pussy as he parted her walls, diving deep inside her as Tubba forced Bombette downwards.
"There! Now you can continue!" Tubba said with a smile on her face as Bombette moaned and panted, not really sure what was happening. All she knew was that she felt good right now.
"Are you crazy? This is so wro-" Mario said, only to be cut off.
"My word, dear! That isn't very romantic of you to say about your wife!" Tubba Blubba said in a fake Bob-omb accent, shaking Bombette a little to simulate her speaking. "And here I thought we were going to have fun together!"
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Mario said, deadpan.
"Teehee, I'm not kidding you, silly!" Tubba began to move Bombette up and down, tongue lolling out of her mouth as the blonde felt her pussy being used. "After you cum inside me, you'll be kidding me!"
Part of Mario wanted to point out that he likely already impregnated Bombette a while ago, but he had a feeling she wouldn't let anything interrupt her fantasies like that. So, he just lay there and watched in erotic horror as Tubba began to move Bombette up and down like some kind of sex toy.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Bombette could do nothing but grunt every time her body was brought down against Mario's groin, a mini explosion of pleasure rocking her body whenever she felt Mario's cock bash up against her cervix. As far as she was concerned at the moment, that was the only thing in the world, her limbs, tongue, and breasts all flopped around uselessly as Tubba continued to fuck her onto Mario's shaft. That, however, was not enough for the Clubba controlling her.
"Ooooh, Mario! I haven't felt this good since our first time!" Tubba Blubba tried her best not to move her mouth as she spoke, but she clearly wasn't the best ventriloquist in the business. "You're making me feel so warm and fuzzy! I could keep fucking you for hours!"
"Uh… if that's what you really want, dear." Mario tried to stroke Bombette's sides romantically, but she clearly didn't register that at all.
"Oh yes, please touch me more!" Tubba/Bombette begged, increasing her pace even more. "Rub your hands all over me! Show me how much you've gotten to know this body over the years!"
In response, Mario rubbed his hands randomly around Bombette's body, partly because he knew he wasn't pleasing her, and partly because it was hard for him to concentrate on one spot. Bombette's mind may have been out, but her pussy was definitely still in action, milking him hard every time his dick pressed into her walls. Tubba Blubba was moving Bombette fast and powerfully too, allowing her to fuck Mario much harder than she would have been able to on her own. This combined with the lewd look on Bombette face - tongue hanging out, eyes glazed over, and drool dripping down her face - and her amazing bouncing breasts, Mario found himself reaching toward his climax much sooner than he would have liked.
"Fuck… fuck… oh fuck!" Tubba fake-moaned. "I'm sorry… I know I should be quiet for the sake of our eleven kids… but I just can't hold it in! I can't keep all this pleasure locked up inside me! I have to let it out!"
Tubba watched and waited for Mario to say something romantic back, but he simply laid there and let Bombette keep sliding up and down his shaft. Growing frustrated, Tubba reached down a spare finger and began moving Mario's lips.
"That's okay, dear, because our love can't be contained," Tubba said for Mario in a deep voice that was still several octaves higher than Mario's actual voice. "Just let it out for the world to hear! We have no reason to be ashamed!"
With that, Tubba stopped holding back and began absolutely slamming Bombette onto Mario's dick, so hard that Mario was afraid that his groin or the bunk bed were about to give. Soon, the wet slaps of Bombette's pussy against Mario's body drowned out even Tubba's fake moans, and he felt his balls finally reach their boiling point. With a hard twitch, Mario's cock finally unleashed itself inside Bombette's snatch, spraying shot after shot of his thick load into her eager snatch.
"Aaaaaaaah~" Bombette moaned genuinely as a warm feeling filled her abdomen. "So good~"
It took Tubba a few more thrusts to finally realize that Mario had finished, which meant that she kept up the same furious pace throughout his entire orgasm, ensuring that not a single drop of his cum was left in his sack by the time he was done.
"Oh! Uh… and then they both lived happily ever after, the end!" Tubba smiled before adding "Oh, and they fucked and had twelve more kids at least, and they beat up all the Boo bullies who made fun of me when I was a kid. The end of the end."
"Augh… finally… it's over…" Mario groaned as Bombette was finally lifted off him, leaving behind a small puddle of fluid on his groin.
"Over? What do you mean 'over'? We've only just started!" Clubba said as she went back to her box, putting in Bombette and fishing out Chompy. "We still have all the AUs, sequels, and AU-sequel-crossovers to do! And that's only what I have planned for today…"
"Mamma mia." Mario said as he was picked up.
The plumber would spend the rest of his life in a fantasy land of beautiful women and sexy outfits, though none of it was nearly as fun as it sounded. Instead it was exhausting and consisted of nothing but sex, awkward dating, and plastic. Occasionally Tubba would let Mario rest so she could talk to him about possible fanfiction ideas, but those always just left him wanting to go back to the endless raping.
Tubba did end up leaving the Boos she hadn't eaten yet alone, but that didn't do them much good as Bowsa and her goons soon took over. Mario never knew about that, though, as Tubba's drones always made sure to foil his escape attempts. In the end, he just had to learn to accept his new reality.
His life was just a game, and he had no more 1-ups.
The End.
*Bad End #3*
Bow smiled and bared her fangs, trying to intimidate Tubba, but she didn't act afraid this time. Instead, almost as if something snapped deep down inside the Clubba, Tubba Blubba lunged toward the royal Boo with her mouth wide open. The royal Boo flinched, expecting to be eaten as the Clubba landed on top of her, but instead of teeth, all she felt was… tongue?
"Whaaa!?" Bow gasped as the dust cleared, showing that Tubba Blubba had her massive tongue placed right on Bow's delicate panties. "Unhand me this once, you ruffian!"
"No… you might have beaten me, but I'm going to get my revenge one way or another!" Tubba then began to lick, dragging her long tongue roughly against Bow's groin. Her wails and moans all filled the air as she felt Tubba's taste buds rub cross her pussy through her clothes, each bump so large that she could feel each individual bud as they slid across her cave.
"Bow!" "My Lady!" Mario and Shaid both rushed towards Bow to try and rescue her, but they were soon stopped in their tracks.
"Don't you dare come closer! If you do, I'll swallow her!" Tubba widened her mouth to show how serious she was. "I'll do it, I swear!"
"And ruin my dress!?" Bow gasped in between pants. "Do you know how expensive this was?"
"Quiet! The only thing I want to hear from you… is moans!" Tubba resumed her licking, enlarging the wet spot that was already on Bow's black panties.
Tubba continued her jurious assault, licking Bow so roughly that her pantes came right off. Without anything left to protect her, the pleasure Bow felt was almost overwhelming. The tip of Tubba's tongue was so large that it stretched her lower lips as it forced its way into her snatch, and the sheer surface area of the tongue meant that it was impossible for the redhead to miss Bow's clit.
"Gyaaah! U-unhand me at once, you ruffan!" Bow struggled to get away, but Tubba held firm. There was simply no escape from her voracious tongue, nowhere to hide from the ecstasy that was making her wet against her will. "Or at the very least… slow down… this is no way to have sex!"
"You just expect me to do what you want? To roll over for you again?" As Tubba spoke, vibration traveled up from her throat and into Bow's body, shaking her and flooding her mind with even more pleasure.
"Fuck! Be careful!" Bow shook as a small orgasm ripped through her body. "You're going to break something if you keep licking me like that!"
"You mean, licking you like this?" Tubba punctuated her words with an especially long lick, sliding agasint Bow's lips so roughly she was afraid they might fall off.
"Yes… exactly like that…" Sweat was running down Bow's face as her struggles steadily weakend. "That's just... too... much..."
"Well then, I guess I have no choice~" Tubba pulled her head back before slamming her tongue back onto Bow's snatch. "I'm just going to have to lick you until you cry!"
"Mmmmmmm!" Bow had to cover her mouth with her own hand to stop herself from moaning any louder, but what little dignity she had was quickly fleeting. "If you think… that I am going to cum… from a lowly tongue like yours… your head must be even thicker… than it looks! Ah!"
"Really? Because it looks like to me that you're just a helpless little girl right now." Tubba twisted her tongue from side to side, causing Bow to twist her spine in reflex. She didn't want to admit it, but she was a complete slave to her pussy at that moment, pleasure overwhelming all control she had of her body.
"Little girl!?" Bow gasped, grimacing to try and hide her ecstacy. "I'm not a little girl… I'll have you know… I'm a lady!"
"Oh, well excuse me, my lady! My conduct has been absolutely horrid! Allow me to treat you how you deserve to be~" Tubba drew her tongue back before suddenly thrusting it forward again. Bow thrashed and gnashed her teeth, frothed drool seeping from her mouth as she felt Tubba's tongue make its way inside her. Her pupils dilated in horror as she looked down and saw her lower abdomen start to bulge, and she nearly passed out as she felt the Clubba lick her womb.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Bow breathed heavily as her eyes began to roll back a little, but she still held on to her last bits of sanity like she was hanging from a cliff. "Please, stop this!"
"Heheh… finally, after all these years… I finally got to see you scared!" Tubba gave one last, powerful thrust with her tongue and Bow was sent spiraling over the edge. She screamed louder than any of her scaring victims ever did, and her voice reached so high that it would have shattered the windows back at her mansion if they weren't already deliberately broken. Finally, after what felt like an eternity of endless orgasms, Bow went completely limp and floated in the air like a bath toy in water.
"Uhhh…" was all Bow could say. Her eyes were glazed over, her clothes were in tatters, and her normally well-kept green hair was a frizzled mess.
"Now then, you'll be coming with me back home. We've still got a lot of playing to do, after all~" Tubba picked Bow up and put her over her shoulder, though with the size difference, it was more like someone putting an especially-limp rag over their shoulder.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going!' Mario jumped out in front of the Clubba to block her path.
"You will unhand my Lady at once, or I promise you that you that you will learn a whole new meaning for the word 'spanking'." Shaid raised her hand menacingly, prepared to bring it down at any second.
"Oh no! It looks like I'm trapped! Whatever will I do?" Tubba said, feigning helplessness. "Oh, I know! Hey girls! You can all go now, but only if you go in the next ten seconds!"
"Ten seconds!?" a chorus of voices replied from within Tubba's blubber.
Tubba smiled and opened her mouth wide and, a second later, dozens of Boos came flying out in all directions.
"Whaaa!" Mario struggled to stand with all the women flying past him. "Hey, be careful!"
"Please, stop this very instant!" Shaid ordered as she was swept away in the crowd. "We must protect our Lady!"
"Heheh, too easy." Tubba laughed to herself smugly as she began heading back up the path to her fort. "Come on, let's go spend some quality time together, just like when we were kids… only this time, I won't be the one screaming every day."
Bow would spend the rest of her days trapped within Tubba Blubba's clutches, her captor's tongue forcing her to shout in orgasm day in and day out. Even though her subjects were all free, an increase in fort security made sure that she never saw any of them ever again.
Sometimes, late at night as Tubba played with her, she'd wonder what ever happened to them all - before being overcome by yet another world-shattering orgasm.
The End.
A/N: Heya, guys. I managed to finish this chapter relatively soon. I hope you guys like it, and make sure to put in those votes!