The tennis ball lightly clanged against the wall before bouncing back towards Peach's racquet. Summoning as much strength as he could, the young prince hit the ball back at the wall and lept to the side to hit it again as it veered off at an angle. Instead of his usual courtly clothes, Prince Peach was wearing his sleek tennis outfit, complete with white polo shirt and matching white shorts, which allowed him to move faster and more freely. He was about to hit the ball yet again when his backhand was interrupted by his growling stomach. This distraction caused the ball to glance off the side of his racquet, sending the ball flying through the glass of his balcony door with a sickening crash.

"Aww… that was my last ball, too…" he groaned to himself.

"Wow, you sure are exercising a lot for someone who's not eating well," a familiar voice cut in.

The prince would have gone to his balcony to open the doors, but the newly-made hole in it made that unnecessary, and the tiny star just flew in on her own.

"I know, Twink, but… I'm worried about what's happening to Mario… and my kingdom. Plus, the 'starving' part is not helping my mood either." Peach sighed and sat down at his bench, setting his racquet to the side. "Exercising helps me relieve stress."

"But… doesn't that just make you hungrier, and even more stressed?" Twink asked.

"... Yes." Peach's shoulders slunk in defeat. "Please tell me you at least gave Mario that information about Tubba Blubba."

"I'm sorry… I couldn't find him anywhere." Twink flew over to Peach and gently rubbed his cheek. "But don't feel bad! I'm sure he somehow beat her! I mean, he's Mario!"

"Yeah… I'm sure he did." Peach sat up a little.

"Of course! Who cares if this woman is supposedly invincible, and giant, and completely unstoppable." Peach's shoulders drooped again as Twink spoke. "Mario's dealt with worse!"

"..." Peach was silent, his fingers aching to pick up his racquet again… but he sighed instead. "Let's try and find out what happened ourselves."

"You mean, we're going back out there?" Peach had already hit the button that activated the secret exit before Twink had even finished speaking. "Okay, let's go! I promise we won't get caught this time!"

Restless, Prince Peach went through the secret corridor as fast as he could - too fast to hear the voices that were echoing from the room at the end of the hall.

"It can't be! No! No! No! Explain that again! Slowly!" Bowsa shouted so loudly it covered up the sound of the wall rotating behind her as she spoke.

"Er, I'm sorry, my Lady, but the reports seem to be correct." Kammy was much calmer than her queen as she spoke, but the old Koopa's face displayed a tiredness that few others could compete with. "The invincible, undefeatable, untouchable Tubba Blubba… has been defeated by Mario."

"No no no no!" Bowsa, clad in a dark black dress this time, stomped her foot so furiously that dust fell from the ceiling of the room. "That can't be right! Are you sure your sources just aren't wrong or something? Maybe one of our soldiers had a bit too much Modka and made a mistake."

"No, your Immenseness, Tubba really has been brought down, and her Star Spirit stolen." Kammy clearly didn't want to tell Bowsa any of this, but had to anyways.

"Oh, well, that's funny to hear, because you told me that she was invincible!" Bowsa snapped, fire spewing from her mouth. "How can you beat someone who's invincible? With cheatcodes? By being invincible times two!? Tell me, Kammy, how do you beat someone who's invincible!?"

"Calm down, your naughtiness! You know just as well as I that Tubba had a weakness, and Mario must have just exploited it!" Kammy said, trying to stop her boss before she went on a rampage.

"Going for the weak points like a coward… so predictable." Bowsa crossed her arms and huffed. "But… as long as I have the Star Rod, I'm completely invincible, right?"

"Yes, your highness. So long as you have that rod, no one can so much as touch you." Kammy replied. "I've made sure of that."

"Speaking of, how's the invasion of Toad Town coming along?" Bowsa asked, the wall behind her refusing to rotate no matter how many times Peach furiously pressed the secret button there.

"The Shy Gals from the Toy Box should be wreaking havoc as we speak, your grumpiness." Kammy said with glee in her eyes, too focused on their conversation to notice a panicking Peach only a few yards away.

"Good, at least there's something we can rely on around here." A plume of steam erupting from her nose in pride. "But just to be safe, let's try finding out Mario's weaknesses so it'll be even easier to take him down!"

"Did you not state earlier that exploiting weak points was what cowards di-" Kammy was silenced by the baleful glare aimed at her by her exalted liege. "My apologies, your majesty, I don't know what came over me. But how would we go about finding out what they are?"

"Hmhmhm, you just leave that to me. Isn't that right, Peach?!" She declares while swiftly turning towards the door leading out to the hallway, devoid of any Peachy occupants. "Dammit, my Peach-dar must be off today."

"!... Did you check the wall, your insightfulness?" Kamek asks as she just happens to notice the prince there, sweating bullets that rained down on the floor like a torrent of anxiety.

"Why would I look there, Kam-... well well well, look what we have here?" Bowsa asks once she discovered Peach as well.

"O-oh, you know, just stepping out. Is that a new dress you're wearing?" Peach asked in a desperate attempt to divert the conversation.

"Oh, do you like it?" Bowsa asked while turning around once. "I heard that black was in style recently, so I decided to slip something on for myself! I know it's not what I typically wear but I think it's really grown on me. What do you think?~" She asks, a light lilt surfacing in her diction.

"I... think it looks lovely! It would look even better if I could admire it from my room; it has better lighting." Peach said in an effort to get off scot free.

"Really?! That'd be great!... Is what you were expecting me to say, right?" Bowsa turned on him menacingly. "As much as I'd love to show off how much I can rock this dress, I think it would look better on your bedroom floor, wouldn't you agree, my little Peach?"

"I've told you once, and I'll tell you a million times more; I won't be your king and I won't have sex with you!" Peach said with vim in his eyes.

"Oh no, I was thinking of something much more… refreshing." Bowsa said before massaging Peach's shoulders.

"Like what?" Peach asked, unfazed by the conflicting feelings of the stress melting from his shoulders while wary of what Bowsa could have up her sleeve.

"I'm going to give you… your bath!" She said with an unsubtle gleam in her eyes.

"Your highness, I thought that you had a pla-" Kammy's question was cut off by a shush of flame from her queen.

"A… what?" Peach asked, taken aback by her declaration. "P-princes don't take baths, we just use lots of perfume instead!" Peach said in an attempt to throw her off.

"Huh, they do?... Well in that case, I'll just take your first time. I promise I'll be gentle, it'll be totally innocent."

"... Can I have food that isn't mushrooms or something spiked with mushrooms while we're at it?" Peach asked dejectedly, Twink still hiding behind his back.

"How cute, Peach, you know you don't have a choice~~" Bowsa said with a glint of pure victory in her eyes.

Seeing as she was deprived of the one thing that was most important to him, regardless of the circumstances, Peach could only say one thing. "Fine."

The Koopa Queen lead the reluctant Peach into the guest bathroom, where one of her Goomba servants had just finished up drawing a bubble bath.

"All ready, your evilness." The dark-skinned girl said with a bow. "I even managed to get that bubble soap you like. You know, the one with the little rubber ducky on the bottle that's sailing a steam boat and saying 'Let's get squacky cl-'"

"Hmmphmmph, yes, very good, soldier," Bowsa interrupted with a cough. "You're dismissed now, soldier."

"Are you sure? Shouldn't I stay to make sure that it's satisfactory for the both of you?" The Goomba woman glanced over at Peach for a moment before quickly looking back at Bowsa. "It would truly be no trouble, your magnificence."

The queen's sharp teeth clashed sharply against one another as she grit them.

"You know, it's funny… it kinda sounds like you're fishing for an excuse to see my fiance naked… but we both know that can't be the case, right?" Peach could feel the bathroom get even steamier as Bowsa spoke.

"Uh, right, your highness! Not that at all!" The Goomba saluted nervously, eyes staring terrified into the stomach of the woman who was towering over her. "I'll just be going then! Have a nice bath!"

The door slammed shut as the mushroom girl ran out of the room.

"Now then… would you like me to help you get undressed~" Bowsa politely offered her hand with a small curtsy, trying to sound cute, but still coming off as creepy anyways.

"No thank you. I can handle that myself." Peach was thankful he wasn't wearing his regular outfit, as that let him slip out of his clothes and into the bath rather quickly. Twink, who managed to sneak in with him, hid underneath the bathtub before she could be noticed.

Bowsa took her time, however, by slowly and sensually pulling her black dress down from her chest, sliding it past her smooth thighs, before finally flicking it off with her short turtle tail. Next came the black panties, which she took off one leg at a time, twirled around her finger, and then launched right onto Peach's face. She didn't seem to be wearing a bra that day, so she moved onto her high heels - and she made sure Prince Peach got a good look at her thighs and what lay beyond as she took them off. Her spikey shell on her back came off a second later, hitting the ground with an unceremonious thud.

The prince wasn't paying much attention, though, and was merely scrubbing himself so he could get an excuse to leave as soon as possible.

That scrubbing was interrupted when Queen Bowsa finally got in the tub, sending a wave of water towards Peach so big it picked him up off the floor of the tub.

"Aaah, that's the stuff~" Bowsa leaned back in the tub, her body catching Peach's on the way down so he landed right on her stomach. "It's not as hot as I usually have my baths, but it's still good."

"Don't remind me," Peach said, trying to hide the blush he was getting from touching Bowsa's abs. "The last time we took a bath together, I would have boiled to death if it wasn't for that boat you gave me."

"Er, yeah, sorry about that." Bowsa scratched her face embarrassedly with one of her claws. "But I've learned since then! See! I can take such good care of you when you let me."

Bowsa leaned forward and grabbed Peach by the shoulders, her face pressing against the side of his neck.

"Here… let me show you~"

The blond prince could feel her start to scrub his body, giving Peach the strong urge to flee. Instead, he just covered up the other he was feeling at the moment with his hands and tried his best to bare Bowsa's touch.

"Doesn't that feel good, my little prince?" Bowsa made sure to massage and loosen up Peach's body as she washed him, sending involuntary spikes of pleasure up his spine.

"It's, uh… okay." Peach clearly chose his words very carefully.

"Okay… that's only twelve degrees off from feeling amazing!" Bowsa silently cheered to herself.

Bowsa's rather aggressive scrubbing continued for a few minutes, growing ever more awkward for Peach the more intimate those scrubs became. Peach could practically feel Bowsa's smile behind him as she moved to 'wash' his dick, and he knew he had to speak up before she did.

"So, uh… what were you and that Koopa talking about before I walked in?" Peach said, pretending not to have heard the entire conversation.

"Oh, nothing, nothing," Bowsa said, throwing her own ignorance card into the pile. "On a totally unrelated note, I was thinking you could tell me a few things about our dear pal Mario…"

"M-Mario?" Peach asked while Bowsa's hands went up and down his sides. "What do you want to know about him?"

"Oh, nothing much, just a few little things I'm curious about. His likes and dislikes, that kind of thing." Bowsa wrapped her arms around Peach's stomach and held him close. "For example… what is Mario's worst fear?"

Peach's body froze up, but only for a moment.

"Mushrooms." Peach answered with conviction. "It's one of his deepest, darkest secrets… but he hates mushrooms because just looking at one makes him feel… inadequate."

"Wow! I… I had no idea." As she spoke, Peach could feel Bowsa lather up his back with her breasts. Her hard nipples poked into his skin, and he couldn't help but imagine what her soft tits would feel like around his cock. "Celebrities really are different people in their private lives… what about… anything he's allergic to?"

"Thunder rages," Peach answered just as fast. He didn't want to sound curt, but he was desperately trying not to think about how good Bowsa's body felt against his skin. "Don't tell him I said this, but thunder rages cause his moustache to get so itchy, he scratches it right off!"

"Wow, that sounds hilarious!" Bowsa laughed, sending even more water spilling out of the tub and threatening to drown the star below her. "I'm definitely going to have to put one in a trap for- er, I mean… tell me… out of all the minions that I have under my command, which one of them does he fear the most?"

"Uh... unarmed Goombas," Peach answered.

"Huh? That sounds… like the opposite of what he'd hate." As she spoke, Bowsa turned Peach around and laid his body backwards, allowing her breasts to wash his front this time. The prince had to desperately keep his dick away from touching those orbs, despite how much it clearly wanted that. Then, when she moved up to 'clean' his chest, Peach had to keep his cock away from her smooth thighs too.

"M-maybe, but… Mario has such a strong sense of honor, that there's no way he could actually bring himself to fight a girl that's so weak," Peach argued, trying not to flinch with his lips so close to his captor's. "He's practically a sitting duck against an opponent like that."

"Yes, yes, of course! Let his own do-goodertude be his downfall! Brilliant!" The queen hugged Peach in gratitude, forcing his prick right up against her navel before she abruptly pushed him away. "I mean, uh… it seems like you sure know a lot about Mario."

"Yeah… we're pretty close." Peach spoke softly, and closed his eyes to focus on visions of him instead of the fit Koopa squeezing against his body.

"Well, don't you worry, Peachy… by the time our honeymoon is over, you'll get to know me even better." Bowsa said, her grin turning into a glare.

To emphasize her point, she placed Peach right arm in between her breasts and began to rub them up and down.

"Just imagine… once you're married, you'll get to learn every one of my curves~" she said seductively as Peach shivered. "Imagine your arm as your dick between my breasts… imagine just how good it would feel, my slick tits massaging you until you spray your 'shampoo' all over them!" Bowsa said beforeas she dragged her tongue across the base of his arm to the tiplicked the tip… of his shoulder.

"F... For the last time, I'm not marrying you!" Peach snapped, breaking out of Bowsa's grip.

"Augh! And after I so generously bathed you! Guards!" Two Koopas wearing heavy metal armor burst into the bathroom at Bowsa's command. "Take the ungrateful prince back to his room! And no peeking at his princely area!"

"Wouldn't even think about it, ma'am," one of them said, already pulling Peach out and putting him in a towel. Underneath, his dick was hard and aching for release, but he was thankful that they didn't seem to notice.

"Although… if you ever want to bathe with me again, you don't need a wand to make that wish come true~" Bowsa winked at Peach and gave him one last 'friendly' grope on the rear.

"Just… take me back to my room already." Peach said with a sigh.

"Yes, ma'am! Er, sir! Yes sir ma'am!" the two Koopatrol replied before picking Peach up and carrying him off. Twink followed closely behind, sticking close to the ceiling until she was safely back in Peach's bedroom with the prince.

"Geeze… that Bowsa never seems to run out of dirty tricks." Peach rubbed his head while his dick throbbed underneath his towel. "And the worst part is, I think they might be working."

"Do you want to wish for some more relief?" Twink flew over to the prince, and just the sight of her tiny thighs was enough to cause his dick to twitch again.

"Yes please." Before the star kid could act, though, the door to Peach's room opened again.

"Oh, hey, Bowsa wanted you to have this." A guard walked in and placed a small box on Peach's desk while Twink hid under Peach's towel, clinging to his cock. "Enjoy, I guess."

"Huh? A present?" Twink wondered. "I wonder what it-"

"Guh, gaaaaah!" Peach interrupted his friend with a loud gasp, followed by him spraying the inside of his towel with cum. By the time he was finished, and Twink managed to pull herself out, she was completely coated in the stuff.

"Woah! You really had a hair trigger today!" Twink giggled as she rubbed his thick cum around herself.

"Sorry… she just really put me on edge." Peach walked over to the box, cum still dripping from his cock, and opened it up. "Huh, it's… chocolates."

"Do you think it's another mushroom favored trap?" Twink suggested, drying herself off.

"No, these are a factory brand… and the seal is unbroken. I don't think she could have put mushrooms in this?" Examining the box closely, Peach flipped it over and found a note sticking to the other side. "Huh? What's this?"

"Dear Peach," the note began. "Thank you for betraying that pesky plumber for me! Now that I know all his weaknesses, there's no way Mario will get another Star Spirit! Consider this your reward. Love, your future wife~ P.S. That's Bowsa."

"Wow, she really believed all that you said in there?" Twink said in amazement.

"I guess so. She never was the fastest Kart on the track." Peach tore the top of the box off and ate one of the chocolates. "Better eat these before she realizes I tricked her." Peach pauses for a moment. "Well, if she realizes I tricked her."

"Eat up, Peach! You've really earned it!" Twink cheered before a sad look crept onto her face. "Uh, can I have a little?"

"Sure!" He tossed her a whole ball of chocolate, almost as big as she was. "Eat up!"

"Oh wow, it's like it's the holidays all over again!"

The two sat there together in Peach's room, stuffing as much chocolate into their mouths as their cheeks could hold. Even though the fire in the fireplace was still out, the room felt warm and comforting. Still, Peach couldn't help but wonder about Mario below… and awaited him next.


*Bad End*

Bowsa's rather aggressive scrubbing continued for a few minutes, growing ever more awkward for Peach the more intimate those scrubs became. Eventually, her ministrations reached his dick, and she began scrubbing it as much as she could.

"H-hey, what are you doing?" Peach asked surprisedly, trying to leave her grip to no avail.

"What do you mean, Peach? All I'm doing is cleaning you." She starts stroking him off, brushing the glans as she did so.

"Y-... you're just giving me a handjob!" Peach pointed out, straining not to cum under her ministrations.

"Oh, I'm flattered, Peach, but I think you're simply letting your imagination get the best of you. Besides… you wouldn't want to dirty the bath water, right?" She not-so-subtly threatened before stroking faster, fondling his balls this time as well.

"I… I wouldn't do that if you weren't trying to get me to… to… ahhn!~" Peach's resistance broke, letting loose a stream of cum large enough to break through the surface of the water.

"Ahahaha! You came, and that means you totally gave consent~" Bowsa snapped her fingers, the Goomba from before carrying a mushroom as she entered the room. "And using that permission as far as I can take it~"

"Eat up, Peachy." The Goomba guard smirked as she picked the mushroom up off the platter, the head of it glistening with some kind of juice. "I gave this one some of my own special sauce~"

"Wh-what are yo-" Peach's thoughts become mush as the mushroom was shoved into his mouth his penis grows unfathomably hard from the Goomba's fluids, springing erect in the bathtub once more. The tang of her juices were so strong that he could somehow taste the last orgasm she had on his taste buds.

"That's more like it!" Bowsa said giddily before turning to the the Goomba. "Thank you for your service, you are dismissed," she said before chucking her out the door. "Now then, for your punishment!~ She said before making Peach sit on the side of the tub, crushing his dick between her breasts.

"Mmmm… agggh!" Peach moaned in pleasure as his little prince was attacked on all sides by soft pleasure. He closed his eyes to avoid looking at Bowsa, whose crimson hair glistened with moisture as the bubbles of the bathtub formed a translucent bra on her enormous breasts. He tried to get them shut as quickly as he could, but he couldn't before he got a good look at the tip of his own mushroom sticking out from the valley of her cleavage. Her mouth was so close, that he could feel the warmth of her waiting lips even with his eyes closed.

"Now then, tell me some of Mario's weaknesses… what is Mario's greatest fear?" She asked while squirting soap all over her cleavage as she worked him.

"Guh… ggghhhh…!" Peach struggled to respond with a lie, but couldn't find the words. It was too hard to think with his throbbing cock surrounded by such slick pleasure.

"Come on, now, if you tell me honestly, I'll make you feel even better!~" She demonstrated with a lick across his tip.

"S… sexual… assault!" Peach answered, though he realized that could accurately describe his own situation as well.

"Ha, that's it? Good thing I'm already sending lots of lonely girls after him." Bowsa shook her shoulders as she spoke, twisting the tunnel around Peach's cock and causing him to gasp. "They'll help him face his fear whether he wants to or not. Now… what about allergies?"

"He's… he's allergic… to peanut butter." Peach answered question he actually wasn't afraid to answer.

"Peanut butter? Never heard of it." Bowsa said replied. "But speaking of nut butter… I think it's about time you gave me some more of yours!"

"Please, Bowsa… don't… aaaah!" Peach could do nothing but lie there helplessly as Bowsa tripled the pace of her paizuri, practically slamming her tits into his groin with every downstroke. Peach was glad his eyes were still closed, as soap and water was spraying everywhere in Bowsa's furious assault. He didn't know if any of it got into Bowsa's eyes, but she clearly didn't care either way - she was going to make sure Peach enjoyed it regardless.

Despite Prince Peach's attempt to hold back the flood, he found himself unable to resist the slick crevasse of Bowsa's breasts and exploded into them. Thick globs of his sperm sprayed out and pooled onto her chest, leaving great spots of white just below her neck.

"Mmm, so warm and gooey… I can see now why all the girls keep telling me to get a pearl necklace." Bowsa jiggled her breasts a little, playing with the sperm that had gathered on top of them as Peach sunk down into the bath, exhausted but still hard.

"Now then, my little prince, I have one more question for you." Bowsa stood up slightly in the bath and adjusted herself so that her soft 'peach' lay directly over the prince's dick. "And if you answer it, then I'll give you my ultimate reward~"

"I... I'll never answer!" Peach gasped as he felt Bowsa's lower lips loosely kiss the tip of his dick.

"Don't worry, it's not a hard question~" Bowsa leaned forward so her face was right next to his, and her breasts pressed into the prince's chest. "Which one of my minions does Mario fear the most?"

Peach struggled, trying his best to steele his will. There was no way he could tell Bowsa something like that… especially when the 'reward' was so terrible! And yet, his body was still coursing with that Goomba's juices… his lust seemed like it would break out and tear the castle apart, it was so restless.

"T… Toad…" Peach stammered. "Toadies!"

"Ha! He's afraid of those girls who took care of me as kid? What a weirdo." Bowsa laughed. "But, if that's what it takes, I'm sure I can find a few around the kingdom to help me out."

"What… what have I done?" Peach asked himself.

"You just gave me my wedding gift~" Bowsa grabbed ahold of Peach's hips and thrust downward violently, spearing herself on his rod in one powerful thrust. "Oooooh yeah! This is even better than I imagined!"

"I… I betrayed Mario!" Peach partly grunted and partly cried his words, but they were all drowned out by the sound of splashing water and the ever-growing moans of the queen that was riding him.

"Fuck! So this is what it's like… to have sex with a human! Oooh, your dick is so much harder than those floppy dicks those Toads have!" Her walls clamped down hard around Peach's cock with every thrust down onto him, squeezing him even harder than her breasts did while somehow feeling even more delicate. "It's like… it wants to drill away right to my womb! I don't know if I should let it right in… or let it keep on drilling that hole! Ah!"

Despite his own urge to keep crying, Peach's sobs couldn't help but form into grunts and moans of pleasure as Bowsa continued to fuck him. The way her pussy massaged his length, the way her powerful body caressed his, the way her magnificent breasts swayed in front of his face… he wasn't even sure when he opened his eyes, but he couldn't look away.

"Oh!" Bowsa gasped as she felt Peach's hands on her hips. "You're getting into it, aren't you? Well, as long as you keep getting into me, you can get into it as much as you want! Pound me as hard as your little human body can!"

Peach's body tried, despite what his mind wanted, but he couldn't fuck her with one tenth as much of the power Bowsa could fuck him.

"You look so cute when you try~" Bowsa could feel Peach's cock suddenly throb deep inside her. "You're about to cum, aren't you? Well, go right ahead! My kids could use another sibling!"

The two monarchs cried out in ecstacy together as they both came, Peach's cum shooting directly up into Bowsa's waiting womb while while her juices showered Peach's groin and mixed into what little bathwater was left. They were now dirtier than they were before they got into the bath, but neither one cared.

"Aaaah… I can just imagine how beautiful our kid is going to be now~" Bowsa slowly pulled Peach out of her and picked him up out of the bath. "Since she'll have part of both of us, I think it's only fair that we name her after the both of us too. Something that combines both of our names. How about… Bowsette?"

"That… doesn't contain my name in it at all." Peach said as he was held groom-style.

"I knew you'd love it~"

The end.


A/N: Wait, wait, wait… it took me this short a time to finish this chapter (took about three days in total)? Seriously?... Well then again, the Interlude in the real game's pretty short; Peach gets caught immediately, answers some questions, gets sent to her room, then BOOM, Skolar's thanking Mario for saving him from Boos. It's part of the reason I did the bath scene, the other part is that Peach and Bowsa are absolutely precious together, in spite of how their relationship can never flourish beyond physical attraction and surface-level cog meshing. Plus I finally got to capitalize on the Bowsette meme… even though it's pretty much dormant by now. Oh well, she won't have her name changed due to how this fic started out, but Bowsa's keeping the dress.

But I digress; how will I make up how short this chapter was… Oh well, guess I'll start on the next chapter.

Oh, and here's an added Bad End for Tiny Tifa.