Meet The Angels
At Kevin Patrick's secret headquarters in Nashville, he brought Sheamus and his assignment, Drew McIntyre, in for a special purpose. Kevin had been in charge of Drew's protection ever since he came back to WWE by way of NTX a few years prior. Sheamus had always helped out when he could with security and when Drew got himself in bonehead situations. But the moment Drew punched his ticket to the Wrestlemania by winning the Royal Rumble, they all knew that extra measures had to be taken. Sheamus couldn't watch over his best friend by himself. They needed help. They needed a team. And Kevin had a brilliant idea.
Drew and Sheamus listened to Kevin's pitch for how the team should move forward. Sheamus was impressed, "That's a bleeding good idea, Kev! Three girls disguised as Drew fans watching his back. It's pretty brilliant!" Drew smirked, "And I get ta hang out with hot girls all day? Sign me up!" Kevin rolled his eyes, "Don't get any ideas, McIntyre! These girls are your security, not your personal playmates." He flinched, "Jesus Christ! Did ya have ta use that term?" Kevin winced, "Ah! Sorry, mate." Sheamus wondered, "So each girl comes with her own unique set of skills. I like it! Are they here yet?" Kevin looked at his watch, "They all should be arriving at any time."
Meet Lady Christina
Just like clockwork, the first lady walked in, and by god, she was a lady! Her petite frame was clad in a slinky black dress with matching Christian Loboutin heels. A diamond bracelet on her wrist and a matching necklace adorned her neck. Her brown hair was up in an elegant up-do and atop her head sat a crystal headband tiara.
She looked like Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast At Tiffany's", and Kevin sat up straighter and smiled even cheesier than normal, which was noticed by both Drew & Sheamus. He rose to greet her, "My personal favorite! Lady Christina, welcome to the team!" She sat in the chair in front of them, crossing her legs with her hands in her lap, "Kevin, it is so good to see you again! Is it even possible? You look more adorable than the last time I saw you."
He blushed, "Oh please stop, my lovely lady!" Drew made the gagging motion with his finger in his mouth, "Yes, please stop. He's already too full of shite for his own good." Sheamus laughed, "Looks who's talking, wanker!" Kevin waved his hands, "Alright, enough! Lady Christina, please explain your set of skills to the fellas here."
Her normal elegant speech gave way as she got down to business, "Well, my background as a psychiatrist gives me the upper hand when it comes to verbal sparring. I can get inside your head and you won't even realize it until it's too late. I use my sweetness to get what I want, including valuable info. These skills come in real handy when it comes to interrogations. I'm also a tactical expert. My creative planning skills leave the enemy no time to adjust to my attacks. And I know at least 30 ways to break someone's hands. They can't use a computer and a phone to call for backup if they can't use those, can they?" She smiled her sweet smile directly at Kevin, who blushed again.
Drew nodded, "Sounds great. Welcome ta the team! Try not ta pump Kevin's ego up too much." Sheamus agreed, "I'll get you access ta the computer files for strategy sessions." Kevin said, "Come have a seat here behind us and you can meet your teammates…if those two ever decide ta show up! These, two…", as he tapped his fingers on the table.
Meet Christine (aka Phoenix)
As if she had been listening and waiting for her queue, the door slammed open and in walked a true force of nature. With her chestnut hair and blue-green eyes, she looked like she meant business. Wearing a black leather jacket, black tank top, ripped blue jeans and black Dr. Marten boots, she turned the chair around and sat facing the back straddled.
With her hand that contained various rings with different types of jewels, she waved at him, "Hi there Kev, you adorable rat bastard!", she said with a smirk. Sheamus' eyes were as big as saucers and his mouth gaped open, "Bad ass!", is all he could say. Drew chuckled. He knew his best friend well enough to know he was more than intrigued by this new arrival, "Down boy!", he said with a gleam in his eye.
Kevin, looking perturbed, said, "Ah yes! Thanks fer gracing us with yer presence. Lads, meet Christine, code name Phoenix. I have a feeling she will be our problem child." Christine cocked her head, "Isn't McInfart here be the problem child? He's the one getting into ridiculous situations." Drew narrowed his eyes, "What did ya bloody call me?" Sheamus couldn't contain his laughter. She said, "Oh, are you hard of hearing too, doofus?" Drew was ready to blow his top, "Now wait a damn minute!"
Kevin tried to diffuse the situation, "OK! Cool it! Tact is not her strong suit. Tell us way they call you Phoenix." She smirked, "Because I rise from the damn ashes every time. Comes in handy when you're a pyro and explosives expert." Sheamus kinda laughed, but then said, "Really?" She smirked, "Yes, Stephen. I can put out flames. But only when I want to, baby." She winked at him. Sheamus was full on obsessed with her already.
She continued, "I'm also a techie. I can figure out how any mechanism works. This makes me a weapons expert as well. I know exactly the right tool for the job every time. Oh, and I'm a blazing smart ass & one hell of a joke teller. If I bust your chops, it means I like you. So McInfart, you're in luck!", she said with a sarcastic smile. Drew pouted, "Are we sure she's on my team?" Sheamus, smitten and wide eyed, "She's damn sure on my team, fella!"
She blew a kiss to him and winked at Drew. Kevin rolled his eyes, "OK Christine. Thank you. Come have a seat over here and meet one of your partners, Lady Christina." She stuck out her hand and said, "Love the tiara, Lady. I know a jeweler that can make a custom necklace to match it." Lady's interest was piqued, "Ooh yes, girl! Here's my number. Text me that info!"
Kevin tapped his fingers, "Well one more. If she's at a damn concert, this could take a while!" Christine smiled, "I bet I know who you're talking about! McInfart here is gonna love her!" Drew threw up his hands, "Will you stop calling me that? And what is she talking about, Kevin?" He shrugged, "You'll just have ta wait and see." Christina said, "C'mon girl! Tell me who it is!" She smiled, "Just wait, my Lady. Drew's world is about to get rocked."
Meet Cherry
Several minutes later, the door opened and Drew's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. She was…red! She had crimson red hair and full, pouty red lips. She wore a low-cut red strappy top with a red satin push-up bra underneath, a red and black tartan miniskirt and red cowgirl boots with black designs. She strutted into the room with her hips swaying like she owned the place. Sheamus couldn't suppress a laugh as he looked at his best friend, "You may wanna shut yer mouth or you'll catch a fly, fella."
She turned the chair around and sat down swinging her feet on the desk, crossing her legs. She looked at the three men in front of her, resting her eyes on the black haired and blue-eyed handsome mountain of a man to her left. She smiled a sweet smile and said, "Howdy y'all." Christine giggled and told Lady, "Told ya!" Christina smirked and nodded.
Kevin gave Drew the stink eye and said, "OK gents. Here is the final piece of the puzzle. Meet Cherry." She looked right into Drew's eyes, "That's my name. But don't let it fool you.", and winked at him. Drew's interest was definitely piqued! He looked her up and down and thought, "Oh I will most definitely will find out how sweet that Cherry tastes!"
Sheamus asked, "Is that accent real?" She nodded, "Yes. I'm from North Carolina. But I can disguise my voice. In fact, I'm kind of a master of disguise. Comes in handy when you're a PI. I've been freelancing on security detail for a couple of years. Oh, hey Christine! What's up, Sis?" Christine gave Cherry the heart hand sign, "Yeah girl! We've done jobs together before." Cherry giggled, "Looks like we're kicking ass together again! Oh, and you? Love the tiara!" Christina gushed, "Yeah, I like her!"
Drew cleared his throat and licked his lips, "What is your specialty? I mean, besides flirting with me?" He winked at her. She laughed, "Oh my! We will get along like aces, Galloway. Surveillance. I can sneak into any situation or room, no matter how well it's guarded. And don't flatter yourself, Smirky McBlueEyes. I flirt with everyone. I know almost everyone who is anyone in this city and high up contacts in all major cities on the country. If I can't slink in, I seduce my way in."
He cocked his eyebrow, "So, you use your feminine wiles to get what you want." She put her tongue to the left corner of her mouth and she considered his statement, "You bet your muscular, well-sculped ass I do. It's no different than when you pec pop or wink or give one of your looks to make your female fans scream. Let's just call it using my…assets. Speaking of that, my eyes are up here.", she said with a smile. He had just been thinking he wanted to take her nipples in his mouth as she caught his eyes drifting.
She said, "Oh and there's one other thing. Kevin, may I borrow one of you guys over by the door?", referring to the temporary security guards he hired until the team could assemble. Kevin waved his hand and one of the big men came over as she stood up face to face with him. At only 5'4", she shouldn't intimidate anyone. Sheamus was worried, "Kev, yer not gonna let her get creamed, are ya?" Drew was ready to stand up and protect her.
She looked at the guard with her hands up in defensive stance, "Come at me." The guy looked confused, "Excuse me? She said, "You heard me, come at me." He looked at Kevin, "I can't hit a… She screamed, "Hey! Are you a pussy or something?! Come at me, shit for brains!" He lunged at her, but before he knew it, he was on the ground with a thrust kick to the chest. He got back up, ready to make her pay. But she met him with a spin kick to the face, followed by a low leg sweep. She straddled his chest in a split. She looked up at Christine and said, "Just like the George Strait job, right? Sorry about that, hun. Put some ice in it & you'll be fine." She patted the guy on the head.
Drew couldn't believe his eyes, "Holy shit! That lucky motherfucker! I want her to straddle my chest like that, then slide up and sit on my face. This girl is incredible!", he thought to himself. She walked by him, rubbed his shoulders with her long red nails and crooned, "I think I'm more than qualified to guard that sexy ass body of yours, Galloway.", blowing him a kiss and walking over to Christina and Christine, fist bumping the latter, "Girl, you know how to make an impression, and I think McInfart is in love!"
What's In A Name?
After conferring with Drew and Sheamus, Kevin said, "OK ladies. The operation is a go! Do you have a name for our team?" Christina looked at them and said, "Drew's Angels. Our name is Drew's Angels." Sheamus shook his head, "Dare I ask where you got that name? Other than inflating this Muppet's ego?" Christine said, "It's simple. Three girls come together with an annoying but adorable leader keeping a doofus safe. Just like the TV show."
Drew rolled his eyes, "Yer gonna get on my nerves. I can already tell." Cherry looked right in his eyes, "That's not the only reason we gave us that name." Drew wanted to get lost in her green eyes really bad, but kept it professional, "Aye? What's the other?" She smiled at him, "Your mom. Angela." Drew was touched by this gesture. He smiled that beautiful, dimpled smile back at her, and silently mouthed, "Thank you." Kevin looked at the people surrounding him, smiling bigger at Lady, and said, "Guys, I think this is the beginning of a great team."