Lori was at the Front door of a spooky mansion. Coming up to the door she feels so many eyes on her. She rings the doorbell. A small White haired girl in a maids uniform answers the door.
"hello madam. Do you have business with any of the residents here." Said the maid
"I am looking for Lincoln and Lucy." Said Lori
"what business do you have with my parents?" Said the maid
"oh you are one of the kids." Said Lori that explains the white hair
"Yes I am Luxury." Said the maid
" where are your brothers and sisters." Said Lori
"I only have sisters. 13 of them at last Count. Now what is your Business here." Said Luxury narrowing her eyes.
Lori does distinctly remember getting 13 birth announcements from them she never looked carefully at them. Some of the sisters used to jokingly said they would go for their mother's record. But Lucy and Lincoln did.
"If you are from the Government. We are up on our taxes we have 15 residence. And everyone is homeschooled and is testing well. If you are not from the government we are not interested in what you're selling. Be it god or vacuum cleaners." Said luxury starting to shut the door Lori stop it.
"I need to see my brother and sister. Lincoln and Lucy Loud your parents. I am Lori they're older sister" Said Lori
"I will ring them." Said luxury letting her in the mud room. Lori eavesdropped on the maid.
"yes a blonde haired woman. She claims to be named Lori… yes very good." Said luxury
She hangs up an old phone. And comes to get Lori.
"yes come right through to the parlor. Tea Will be ready soon." Said The maid
after a little bit Lucy and Lincoln come down wrapped in each other's arms.
"so what brings you to our abode eldest sister." Said Lucy
" what's up with your daughter?" Said Lori
"well Luxury really likes being a maid. Ever since she read a book about it. She just started doing work one day. And well now we started to pay her, she is very good." Said Lincoln
"Very talented. She knows what to polish and what not to polish and what to dust and what not to dust. She also knows exactly which cobwebs I like to keep. And she is very good at laundry and cooking." Said Lucy
Luxury came back and started to pour the tea. A sleepy looking girl in a pj comes into the parlor room.
"What brings you from the land of morpheus Loth?" Said Lucy
"I heard the oldest of your siblings are here. So I thought I should come down and compare notes." Said Loth
"So your the oldest? And your name is Loth." Said Lori just kind of repeating things.
"yes I am? Lupa is one year younger." Said Loth
"Um what notes do you need to compare how to control your siblings?" Said Lori
"Oh my sisters are very good kids. I love them dearly. But they ask me questions sometimes though. So what do you say to how do you keep your skin so soft?" Said Loth
"oh lotion?" Said Lori
"I wouldn't have thought of that. Thank you. I don't use lotions that is more Lilith stuff. I will send them to Lilith. I'm sure I will have more questions but I need to sleep on it." Said Loth going back upstairs
"Tea" Said luxury handing Lori a cup. Liy comes in.
"hi normal Aunt. I am the most normal in this House I am Liy" Said Liy
"oh hello Liy." Said Lori
"I have normal questions. Is it normal for your normal store bought conditioner not to eliminate split ends. And is it normal that frozen pizzas make you want to die. And is it normal that store-bought vegetables have no flavor." Said Liy
"So 13th kids." Said Lori
"Yes I beat mothers record. Averages out to Two a year. My oldest and my youngest are only six years apart." Said Lucy said in a prideful mono tone
Lori looks at Lincoln. He seemed prideful as well.
"what? " The white haired man Said to his eldest sisters look.
"oh just you and Lucy. I don't want to say it in front of the children." Said Lori
"Oh is it about what we made here. Our family?" Said Lucy
"Um" Said Lori gesturing at the children
"They will only eavesdrop." Said Lucy
"Why did you have so many kids so quickly?" Asked Lori
"It's because Lincoln was very fertile and so was I" Said Lucy
"yes that is true obviously. But I don't think it's the whole truth." Said Lori
Lincoln and Lucy look at each other.
"I think you made a new Version of our family. Because Lincoln was lonely and you can't lose Lincoln." Said Lori
"Maybe we did make a new better Version of the family. But you didn't come to criticize us. No you came here for money." Said Lucy
"we Heard the Mercado hasn't been doing well. You had to stop golfing and use that money to support the Business. Especially since the greens fee went up. And now you're losing your legal cases." said Lincoln
" how do you know about this? Is it all of this because of you?" Said Lori
"Oh no The only thing we did was get rid of the fairway University discount. It did make it more profitable" Said Lucy
"we have a detective checking in on you every once in a while." Said Lincoln
"yes we are petty. we are sill very mad about you said so long ago. You are our eldest sister. Why do you look upon us with such revulsion. Can't you see we love each other." Said Lucy
"you really hurt me and Lucy." Said Lincoln
" i'm sorry but what you are doing is wrong. But I need your help can I please have 70,000 dollars" Said Lori
"do you want to make a Faustian deal with us for it." Said Lucy
" isn't that some sort of Devil's deal." Said Lori
"Ok we can give you the money. But in exchange we will give you two options. Be blackball from the golf course for life. And we accept quarter ownership of the Mercado. Or Bring your children here to meet their cousins. We will come see you if we are in town. Do normal family things. But you have to fully except our incestuous relationship. We will even give you a free a pass to the Club." Said Lucy
"I will have to ask Bobby." said Lori
" come back anytime." Said Lincoln
"Luxury show my sister to the door." Said Lucy
"Wait they know your brother and sister?" Said Lori just realizing they haven't been keeping it much of a secret
Luxury grabbed her hand. "come along come along."
"You know their brother and sister." Said Lori
"Yes we all do." Said Luxury
"We also know it is not normal. also I would like an answer to those questions I asked." Said Liy
Luxury opened the door and Lori left.