KG: Yo, we're back with this story after one long ass week. (Sigh) Feels good to type again. Oh and by the way, Naruto, I have some bad news.
Naruto: What is it?
KG: Umm our financial advisor is coming today. Something about this movie.
Yura: We have a financial advisor?
KG: Yep and well, she's kind of hard to deal with.
Naruto: How bad can she be?
(Phone rings)
Rachel: Karma for you.
KG: (Gulp) Hello?
?: You know I'm coming over there right?
KG: Seriously?
?: That's right. Do you know that they are trying to cancel our budget?
KG: WHAT! Wait...that's important right? We need that right? Walter, we need that right?
Walter: Oh absolutely sir.
KG: Thank ya Walter.
Walter: Of course sir.
KG: Well please hold. I have to do this and when you come we will go over some things.
?: Very well. I shall be there by the time you are done.
With Naruto
The enraged blonde watched as Pakura, Dan, Yuna and Fujikaze dashed off towards Konoha to go and find his target. Naruto could still see the walking lumps of flesh around the village and no matter what, it pissed him off.
"Shikon no Mai," Naruto shouted swinging his sword around his body, and his teammates watched as Kimimaro Kaguya came out from his sword. The bone user bowed to Naruto before feeling the massive Honshou exuding from Naruto's body.
"Kimimaro, I have told everyone else their mission. You are to find me Furido and eliminate these souls. Give them back to Shin where they belong," Naruto said and Kimimaro bowed his head lower. Sasuke widened his eyes to seeing Kimimaro obey Naruto like the blonde was Kami itself. He couldn't help, but shudder at it.
"Hai Shikon-sama," Kimimaro said before dashing off to go and assist Naruto's village in its endeavor.
"Naruto, what are you?" Sakura asked making the blonde turn around. It was then that Sasuke, Sai, Yamato and Sakura saw the beautiful silver pupils that Naruto held while his clothes still bursted in the white fire.
"If you have the time to worry about me then you should be containing Sora in case he tries something else. Sasuke, let's go and assist the village," Naruto said and Sasuke felt like he could only nod and go along with Naruto without a word.
The Uzumaki and Uchiha heirs dashed off for the village leaving Team Yamato in the plains.
With Kakashi and Yugao
"What have you done?" Yugao asked looking back at the village while Furido cackled in laughter. He wasn't about to die. He had to survive, to be this Konoha's leader and bring it to complete glory.
"Simple, I've given your village a very bad wake-up call," he said while Kakashi turned around. He sheathed his sword and sighed.
"The only thing you've done is anger a summoner," Kakashi said to him. There was no point in fighting Furido anymore. He would now be dealt with by Naruto personally. Kakashi knew about Naruto's oath to Shin since the blonde had told him once before.
"What are you talking about?" Furido asked, but Kakashi didn't give him an answer and merely settled for turning to Yugao.
"Yugao, let's go back to the village. We have to go and assist," Kakashi said and while Yugao wasn't one to leave an opponent right in front of her face, she nonetheless relented and the two Hinoken members left Furido where he was.
With Kushina
The mother of Naruto was racing across the rooftops and had only recently met up with Mikoto and Fuka. The two Uzumaki women and single Uchiha female suddenly dropped down into the streets.
"What's happened here?" Mikoto asked taking her sword into her hands. Fuka took out a kunai and held a position behind Kushina and Mikoto.
"It seems that Furido has run out of options. I don't know what's going to happen, but it can't be good," Fuka replied, however it didn't take long for them both to see Kushina holding her sword at her back. She glared at all the corpses in front of her and closed her eyes.
"Kenjutsu: Kamigami Teikoku Chitsujo( Sword Technique: Imperial Order of God)," Kushina said softly and in a flash of speed that only Mikoto could follow the Red Death dashed through the hundreds of zombies lined up in front of her and with a single slash took them all out making them drop to the ground. Fuka widened her eyes while Mikoto whistled.
"Come on. We can't stay here. If this is anything like the Edo Tensei then if we take out the user the jutsu will dispel," Kushina instructed. Both Fuka and Mikoto nodded to her orders and we ready to go while taking care of any obstacles in their way.
Somewhere else
Neji and Hizashi stood back to back against each other while Hinako and Hiashi remained side by side. It felt sort of weird to be able to rely on your dead partner, but rather it was also refreshing in a sense.
"Kaiten," Neji and Hizashi shouted together as they blasted away zombies with the Hyuuga's absolute defense. Hiashi and Hinako slammed their palms into two opposing people sending them through the crowds.
"Anyone know what's going on?" Hinako asked and everyone shook their heads. Hiashi narrowed his eyes as he wondered if this might have something to do with Naruto, but he knew better than to suspect without some kind of proof plus he was simply sure that Naruto wasn't like this.
"Establish a block and deal with the opponent swiftly," Hiashi ordered and a chorus of "hai" came from everyone around him while they all continued to attack.
Neji saw one zombie come for him and was about to strike it down before there was a clean slash across its body sending it to the ground. He raised his eyebrow only to see a person in a kimono with his sword in his hand.
"Who are you?" Neji asked suspiciously and Fujikaze narrowed his eyes. He seemed to be looking around for Furido as were Naruto's orders, but he didn't see anything and so he dashed off back to his duties.
"Neji, what is the problem?" Hizashi asked and Neji turned his head.
"I'm not sure, but I think I saw the Hero of the Land of Iron," Neji said and Hizashi would've seemed surprised to now that the person who actually taught Mifune was around. A sword master of that caliber in Konoha would surely be surprising.
With Yuna and Dan
The two summons of Naruto stopped to look at the village. Both had their mission objectives and wouldn't sway from it. Yuna closed her eyes while Dan took up a defensive pose around her.
"What are you doing?" he asked and Yuna smiled.
"I'm going to find Furido for Shikon-sama of course," she said and before Dan could ask her, Yuna flashed her two tomoe sharingan and could see the chakra poured into all the corpses. Seems that Furido had left a bit of his chakra and Yuna was able to pinpoint it exactly. She could see the remnants of Furido's lasting chakra and saw a large bundle of it right to the far left almost leaving the village.
"Gotcha," Yuna said with a smile before seeing Dan kick a zombie down. He turned around to see Yuna give him a thumbs up. Dan grinned with a nod and closed his eyes. Interesting enough, when two spirits are willing and available then they are able to trade information over long distances. It seemed that it had to be a learned ability or it wouldn't hold that much value and so, Dan contacted Pakura.
"Pakura, get to Shikon-sama. We have located Furido. He is to the far right on his way out of the village," Dan said and Pakura not far off from Naruto stopped to listen to the message. She could see people scattering in fear and the like while answering.
"Very well. I'll get it to Shikon-sama. Meanwhile, we will deal with this," Pakura said to him before she did a swift turn and ran for Naruto while Dan released his Honshou from the technique.
"Is she informed?" Yuna asked and Dan nodded his head while she smiled.
"Good, now we only have to take out these guys until Shikon-sama does his job," Yuna said and Dan easily agreed to that as they ran off.
With Pakura and Kimimaro
The two kekkai genkai users were currently back in front of Naruto relaying the information from Yuna to him. Naruto glared hard and turned his head to the east. He could very well growl, but refrained himself from the act. Instead, Naruto smiled. He turned to Pakura and Kimimaro.
"Thank you. Please continue to help the village. I'll be going," he said and the two shinobi bowed their heads.
"Hai Shikon-sama," they said before vanishing again. As he watched them leave, Naruto's smile faded and came to a neutral glare.
"So what do you want us to do Naruto?" Sasuke asked and the blonde turned to him. He closed his eyes and took out his sword.
"We're going after him Sasuke. However, I want you to be my back-up. I'll take care of Furido myself," Naruto answered and ran for Furido's location along with Sasuke.
With Naruto and Sasuke
The two quickly rushed from the village and into the trees towards Furido. Both took large leaps across the night filled plains. Neither wanted to stop or rest, but if Sasuke had to say something then it was that he was having a little trouble keeping up with Naruto and his speed. Sasuke wasn't one to admit lots of things, but he had to admit that Naruto definitely surpassed him in speed. That much was sure.
Meanwhile, Naruto was busy thinking about what he would have to do with Furido. Maybe turn the guy over to Shin. That just seemed like the way to go for it. He couldn't let him get away. Not after disrespecting Shin the way he did.
So Naruto and Sasuke disappeared into the night while the rest of Hinoken dealt with the invasion.
With Kushina
Kushina felt Naruto's chakra getting further and further from the village. It was going in the same direction that Kakashi and Yugao had gone and those two only entered the village a little while ago. Either that's where Furido was or something else had caught her son's interest which was certainly normal in itself.
"Mikoto, Fuka, can you both deal with things here? I'm going to go after Naruto and Sasuke," Kushina said making the two nod before they saw Kushina burst off after Naruto. She was the fastest out of all of them after all.
"Is she always in a hurry?" Fuka asked kicking someone from her face while Mikoto jumped into the air. She made a downward slash making the ground crumble from her explosive chakra before shaking her head.
"Only in times of distress I'd suppose," Mikoto answered making Fuka sigh as she brushed her hair only for it to be grabbed by someone behind her. The redhead Uzumaki growled and Mikoto watched as her KI flared.
"Don't. Touch. My. HAIR!" Fuka shouted and Mikoto could only sweatdrop as Fuka rampaged through every single last corpse that was in her path. Mikoto sighed and rubbed the back of her head.
"I guess all Uzumaki are hotheaded. It must be genetics," she thought before doing the rest of her job.
With Naruto and Sasuke
Furido could feel Naruto and Sasuke just a few minutes from reaching him. He wondered how they could be so fast, but that wasn't what was worrying him. No, he felt like he was trying to run from his death. He felt the immense glare of the Death God on his body, it was like it was counting down his final hours.
Furido jumped down to the plains of a few miles from Konoha and, just as he thought, it didn't take long for Naruto and Sasuke to do the same.
"So, more of Konoha's trash has caught up to me?" Furido asked before he took a look at Naruto's eyes. The blonde said nothing and merely advanced on Furido. He took out his sword and it was then that he spoke.
"Do you know what you have done?" Naruto asked making his sword flare in Honshou while he continued to walk.
"What I've done? I have shown this pathetic village the true way towards peace. To bring about war and make ourselves the strongest. Don't you think so?" Furido asked taking out a kunai, but he could only gasp when he saw Naruto disappeared. The blonde reappeared behind Furido making the older man widen his eyes.
"People who resurrect the dead and steal from Shin, won't be tolerated. You're soul is mine," Naruto said and Furido felt a slight shiver go down his spine when he heard that. He had no idea what Naruto meant by that, but he wasn't about to find out.
"Is that right? And who is this Shin? I might tell him that I can do as I want," Furido said before he blocked Naruto's sword to his throat.
"Then you can die," Naruto said before he jumped into the air. Furido watched the blonde bring his sword over his body and tried to slash at him again, but Furido dodged it and backflipped away from Naruto, but he was met with a kick from a kage bunshin that sent him into the air.
"What, when did he make a clone?" Furido asked aloud while Naruto grinned. He and his clone quickly moved through the long grassy plains before the clouds covered the moon restricting Furido's vision. He watched the mop of blonde hair vanish in the grass. He widened his eyes only slightly before doing a handsign.
"Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu," Furido shouted out and Sasuke watched as he unleashed the fire making it ravage the fields with Naruto inside. The fired roared through the plains while Furido smiled.
"Kneel brat," he said simply only to see a large burst of white fire emerge from the Furido's jutsu. Sasuke and Furido widened their eyes to see Naruto in the dead center of the blaze while holding his sword back.
"Uzu no Fukushū: Kaze no Teikoku( Whirlpool Revenge: Imperial Wind Field)," Naruto shouted and Sasuke watched as a swirl of wind shot Naruto into the air. The blonde roared at Furido as he sent a kick for the man. It easily connected to Furido's stomach making him crash through the fields and into a tree. He lightly cursed while Naruto decided to keep going.
"Uzu no Fukushū: Dai Uzumaki Ikari," Naruto yelled sending five water shots from his sword towards Furido. The man rolled to the side across the ground from the shots before Naruto came crashing down making the field explode. He quickly moved his eyes towards the spot where Furido was and it didn't take long for him to smile while Furido raised an eyebrow, but he wasn't about to let such a chance fall through his fingers.
"Fuuton: Kaze no Yaiba," Furido shouted sending five wind swords towards Naruto. The blonde closed his eyes and parried all the shots only now seeing Furido's hand for the tiger seal.
"Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu," he shouted sending another raging fire at Naruto. Sasuke widened his eyes and was about to interfere until he saw Naruto's smile. Sasuke only saw Naruto raised his sword over his head. He stopped his feet from moving while Furido cackled.
"Yes, die! Die! Die! Die! Die!" he shouted again and again. Naruto had to die along with the village. The blonde only sighed and shook his head. He swung his sword down fast towards the fire making both Furido and Sasuke watched as the fire died down into nothingness. Furido widened his eyes in fear while Sasuke felt like he just woke up from a dream.
"Everything dies at some point. I just sped up the process and like everything else. You will die also," Naruto said sheathing his sword. Furido growled, but that soon faded. He gasped and looked down only to see a sharp object through his stomach. Furido turned his head to see Naruto's clone glaring at him dangerously. It didn't dispel in the fire, only it hid until it could strike.
"Y-You tricked me," Furido said and Naruto turned to see his clone take his sword from his stomach while watching Furido drop to the ground. He coughed up the blood from his mouth while Naruto's clone dispelled.
"I'll get you brat. I'll make you pay for everything. Konoha can't survive without me. I'll make sure of it. You got it!" Furido yelled, but Naruto merely silenced him with his sword. Both Sasuke and Naruto watched as Furido's body fell to the ground lifeless. However, Naruto wasn't finished. He saw the soul come out of Furido's body and float into the air.
"You disrespected Shin, you threatened my village and you tried to kill Baa-chan. I want to condemn you, but it's not my place. No, it's his. Shin will take care of you. Rest in peace...not," Naruto said slashing his sword forward to Furido's shouting soul making it vanishing from the world, forever. Naruto closed his eyes and sheathed his sword before turning back to Sasuke who patted him on the shoulder. The Uchiha nodded his head and Naruto did the same.
This was the scene that Kushina arrived to seeing Furido's body over Naruto's shoulder with his seals not glowing anymore and Kushina's seals stopped as well.
"Sochi are you alright?" Kushina asked and Naruto smiled with a nod followed by a thumbs up. Kushina turned to Sasuke and the Uchiha nodded as well. The redhead Uzumaki sighed in relief before giving a nod of her own.
With the others
Kakashi, Yugao, Mikoto and Fuka were all still taking care of the zombies around the village. They all hoped that Naruto would hurry and do his job because it was becoming quite a pain.
"Kakashi-senpai, I don't think we can consider this a minor issue animo-," before Yugao finished everyone watched as the zombies groaned before vanishing into dust of the earth. They all blinked and Fuka sighed with a smile.
"It seems that he took care of it just in time. Though if he hadn't I guess I could've used one more jutsu," Fuka said while Kakashi turned to her.
"And why didn't you use it before?" he asked and the female smiled.
"Because this village would've been reduced to ash if I did," Fuka said and Kakashi could tell she wasn't lying as could Yugao and Mikoto. They were all too happy that Naruto had finished the job in time.
"Ugh, are we done now?" Yugao asked with a huff. She was a little winded from her fight with Furido as well as dealing with this. Kakashi smiled and covered his sharingan with his scarf showing that he was tired as well. Mikoto merely smiled and rested as well before they saw the entire village was free of the zombie plague as well.
"You know, you guys can come out of hiding now," Mikoto said allowing Fujikaze, Pakura, Dan, Yuna and Kimimaro to show their faces to the four people. Yuna smiled with a wave to Mikoto.
"Looks like you found us Mikoto-sama," Yuna said while Kakashi and Yugao took some slight interest, but that interest increased when they saw the Heros of Suna and Land of Iron coming at them. Pakura folded her arms while Fujikaze leaned on a building. Kimimaro remained silent while Dan went to greet Kakashi. Dan had worked with Kakashi's father in the past and he knew more than anything about the sword strapped to Kakashi's waist.
"You really are the spitting image of your father," Dan said and Kakashi made an eyesmile with a shrug of his shoulders.
"I knew I remembered you. I missed you Yuna," Mikoto said and Yuna gave a cheeky smile while she rubbed the back of her head. It felt good to see the Matriarch of the Uchiha clan again after so long. She only wished that she would've met her when they were spirits, but that seemed to be impossible.
"Yes Mikoto-sama. I missed you also," Yuna said smiling like normal, that was until Naruto, Sasuke and Kushina dropped to the ground. All of Naruto's summons forgot their relaxed attitude and bowed.
"Are you alright Shikon-sama?" they asked and Naruto could see Kakashi, Yugao and Mikoto snickering at him. The blonde sighed as Kushina and Sasuke nudged his shoulder. Everyone seemed to be laughing until they took a look at Furido's body.
"Naruto, you did it?" Yugao asked and the blonde nodded his head.
"Yes, he's gone and he won't be coming back. I think we should go and inform Baa-chan immediately. The village looks like it's going to have a little cleaning up to do," Naruto said to them and everyone else agreed.
"That's true. Fuka, you may go back to our house. Sochi and I will be there soon," Kushina said and Fuka nodded stretching her back along with her arms before walking off.
"Hey, who are you anyway?" Sasuke asked pointing at Yuna. The female Uchiha looked to Sasuke and smiled as she patted his head and ruffled his hair.
"Me little cousin? I'm glad you're trying to remember me," Yuna said and Sasuke raised an eyebrow while Mikoto snickered. Sasuke was beginning to get annoyed with this person in front of him before Yuna chuckled.
"Yuna Uchiha, at your service. Don't you remember? I'm the one who forced Itachi to teach you for two hours before doing his anbu duties," Yuna said and Sasuke widened his eyes. He scanned his remembered a female in her teens lecturing Itachi about duties to his little brother.
"That was you!" Sasuke shouted and Yuna smiled while wrapping her arms around Sasuke's neck.
"Cousin you've gotten so big. Hehehe, so tell me. Do you have a girlfriend?" Yuna asked and Sasuke snorted.
"No," he answered while Yuna pouted. The female Uchiha smiled while pushing her soft fingers on Sasuke's cheek.
"Oh that's not good Sasuke. What about Itachi? Has he done anything?" Yuna asked and she immediately noticed Sasuke and Mikoto lightly frown. Yuna scratched her cheek in response.
"Umm did I say something wrong?" Yuna asked trying not to be disrespectful. It was then that Kakashi and Naruto whispered in her ears about Itachi and the truth behind everything since Mikoto had told them as well. It was the only time that Yugao might have been disappointed in herself for doubting one of her captain's and his integrity.
"Oh I see. I had died before that time so I wasn't aware of it. So we planned to overthrow Konoha. So Itachi protected the village from us. That is hard to swallow," Yuna said and everyone else nodded their heads to her words before Naruto closed his eyes.
"Kyuubi, you know what I want," Naruto said and the fox demon groaned. He was about to pull all the fire off his face for what Naruto wanted. He grumbled and grumbled while Naruto waited.
"Do whatever the hell you want. Just don't blame me for anything later," Kyuubi said and Naruto nodded his head.
"Fujikaze, Dan, Kimimaro, Pakura come on," Naruto said and the four spirits bowed their heads before vanishing into Naruto's sword. Yuna sighed and was ready to leave as well, but Naruto stopped her.
"You weren't my partner for long, but I think you are a great person. I can keep you as summon, but you don't deserve to be kept in my sword," Naruto said before he struck his sword through a surprised Yuna. Sasuke and Mikoto were about to say something before the light appeared all around Yuna as Naruto withdrew his sword. He smiled and Yuna gasped. She quickly felt her body and all her limbs, then she moved her hand to her chest, her heart was beating. Yuna smiled and turned to Naruto.
"Thank you Shikon-sama. I'm eternally gratefully. I don't deserve this," Yuna said and Naruto shook his head before patting her shoulder.
"Don't sweat it. I just like to make people happy," Naruto said and Yuna felt tears go down her face before jumping into Sasuke.
"I'm fully alive Sasuke! Can you believe it?" Yuna asked out loud while Mikoto smiled. She turned to Naruto and mouthed 'thank you' to him. The blonde waved it off while Kakashi and Yugao smiled.
"Can't breathe!" Sasuke cried out while Yuna scratched her cheek lightly leaving others to chuckle.
"Come on Kyuubi. You know this was right," Naruto said and the fox demon snorted a response, but he could deal with it. It was truth that Kyuubi hated the Uchihas with a passion, but something about second chances and that fluffy shit was rubbing off on him from Naruto.
"I'm going back to sleep. Don't wake me up!" Kyuubi said before cutting the connection. Naruto snickered and sighed. Yeah, it would be a while before Kyuubi spoke to him again. He then picked up Furido's body and smiled.
"Well let's go," Naruto said and everyone nodded as they walked off while civilians were being ordered back into their homes.
Unknown location
Danzo sighed as he sipped some tea. He was waiting on the state of affairs dealing with Konoha. He knew about Furido and his little plan and knew from the get-go that it would fail, but that seemed to serve the purpose of getting Tsunade off his trail for the moment. That would help further the rest of his plans.
"Danzo-sama, I have news. It is as you expected. Furido-san's plan has fallen and he was killed by Naruto Uzumaki," a Root anbu said and Danzo didn't seem the least bit surprised by it all. Maybe except for the fact that the Kyuubi jinchuuriki ended him. He half expected Kushina to do it or something like that, but that didn't take priority at the moment.
"It's to be expected. Has any contact been made with Akatsuki?" Danzo asked and the Root anbu shook his head.
"No sir, we are still searching, but we will find them for you," he said before leaving while Danzo closed his eyes letting it all pass over him, the silent peace that is.
One week later
The Hinoken Team along with Yuna and Fuka were all in the Hokage's office. Tsunade had sighed when she figured out that Naruto had brought back another Uchiha. She told him about what she, Kakashi and him talk about that week ago and Naruto told her that he wasn't fully planning on having Yuna stay around since he would've wanted her to be in Uzushiogakure as well along with Fuka. Technically, Uzushiogakure was Konoha's territory since they were the previous allies to Konoha.
"And what makes you think that I will allow this?" Tsunade asked and Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"Yuna might be alive, but she is still one of my summons because of the mark on her. She's not a Konoha shinobi, but a summon of mine. I don't think summons hold allegiance, but to their summoners," Naruto said and Tsunade cursed under her breath that that was a point. Yuna lightly snickered and so did Fuka.
"Don't worry Tsunade-sama. I trust Yuna. She is one talented Uchiha," Mikoto said and Tsunade nodded her head. She sighed lightly and rubbed her temples. Since last week, everyone had been trying to get on with their semi-normal lives which wasn't that hard. Tsunade had paid Hinoken for the A turned S-rank mission that they had and added it to their accounts.
"So what are you going to do now?" Tsunade asked and everyone glanced at each other.
"We're going to rest for a bit before doing some more business. Is that how we work?" Mikoto asked and Tsunade snorted.
"Yeah sure. Oh Sasuke, you are off probation. You may go where you like," Tsunade said and the Uchiha grinned with a nod while Yuna wondered what that meant. She wondered if Sasuke did something that she didn't know about. Yuna glanced at Sasuke and the Uchiha could tell that she wanted an explanation, but why he wasn't sure.
"Very well then. Hinoken, you are dismissed. Oh and Naruto, once you go back to Uzushiogakure, you are allowed to revive Rin Nohara," Tsunade said looking out the window. She didn't have to turn around to see Kakashi's face in pure happiness than he had shown in a long time. Naruto smiled with a nod of his head before everyone filed out of the room.
"So, Uzushiogakure I can't wait to see it," Yuna said while everyone sweatdropped, mainly Sasuke.
"That's nice, but would you mind letting go of my arm now?" he asked and Yuna chuckled.
"Nah little cousin. We just got together. Don't push me away like that," Yuna said and Sasuke snorted.
"Whatever," he muttered while Yuna nodded her head to his words.
"So can we go now?" Naruto asked and Kushina nodded her head.
"Yes we can, but I'd still like us to plan our next activity," Kushina said and everyone stopped walking in the streets to face each other.
"If I can ask for this," Sasuke started and Naruto finished.
"You want us to start looking for Itachi, is that right?" Naruto asked and Sasuke nodded his head fast to Naruto's words. Mikoto and Yuna stiffened, but quickly grew very seriously. Kushina and the others could feel the intensity in the air from them, but Sasuke paused.
"There is that, but I also must do something," Sasuke said and everyone glanced at him.
"There are a few people that I would like to take. I have nothing against this team, but I know them from Orochimaru personally," Sasuke said and Kakashi glared. Yugao wasn't so hot on the idea and in truth, neither was Naruto along with Kushina.
"Sasuke, you know how people feel about Orochimaru and what he does," Mikoto said and Sasuke nodded his head. Of course he knew. He spent two whole years with the guy. He probably knew more than they did at the moment.
"Yes I know, but if I'm right and he hasn't changed how he does things then I know where he is right now and if I'm right then I could even take him out," Sasuke said and if that surprised anyone then it would have to EVERYONE!
"Sasuke are you sure?" Yuna asked and Sasuke nodded quickly with a fierce look of determination in his eyes.
"Very well Sasuke, but Naruto goes with you. It's not a matter of trust, rather it's a matter of worry. I just feel better if you have someone with you," Mikoto said with a smile. Sasuke narrowed his eyes lightly, but relented and nodded.
"I'll be going with you little cou- ummm...Sasuke. Need to watch out for you now," Yuna said and Sasuke rolled his eyes while Naruto snickered.
"So Yuna-chan's got a think for Sasuke," Naruto said and the two Uchiha blushed furiously.
"S-Shikon-sama, it's not like that,"
"Shut up dobe,"
The two Uchiha huffed before the noticed the close proximity and both parted before trying to regain control of themselves before embarrassing each other even more. The rest of the team chuckled while Naruto winked at Kushina making her blush as well even if it was a light one.
"Alright well that's enough of that. Come on, everyone we will have to get going if we want to make good time," Kushina said and everyone else agreed before vanishing in their respective shunshins.
Three Days Later, Uzushiogakure
"Three days is long enough! Where are they?" she wondered while Yuri came inside with a towel over her head. She had just washed her face from the sweat while Haku was busy walking around the house in some normal female attire.
"Come on Yura-neechan I'm sure Nii-chan will be home soon. I miss him too," Yuri said and Yura smiled with a nod of her head. She softly patted Yuri's head and smiled. In truth, the two Uzumaki females were missing their 'brother'. He was always so energetic in what he did. It wouldn't be much of a lie if they said that they didn't have some kind of attraction to him. Especially Yura after the way Naruto just came and helped her and her sister. She'd rather not think about what would have happened if he didn't come along.
It was then that Zabuza, Haku, Yura and Yuri heard the door open before they heard a shout.
"We're home people!" Naruto shouted while Yura and Yuri smiled. Haku waved and Zabuza snorted. Kakashi and Yugao came inside and sighed in relief before hitting the couch next to Zabuza. Kushina and Mikoto smiled and walked towards their rooms. Naruto was instantly surrounded by Yura and Yuri as Fuka, Sasuke and Yuna came through the door.
"Nii-chan, you're back," Yuri said wrapping her arms around Naruto's neck while snugging against his neck. The blonde chuckled before eyeing Yura.
"Sorry for being late," he said and Yura smiled.
"You should be Nii-sama. Mou, learn some punctuality," Yura said and Naruto nodded his head that he would before turning Yura and Yuri to the door.
"Yura-chan, Yuri-chan, meet another family member. This is Fuka Uzumaki, or Fuka-chan," Naruto said and the two teens turned their heads to see Fuka gently smiling at them. Yura glanced over Fuka while Yuri smiled.
"She's so pretty Nii-chan," Yuri said and Fuka knelt down before patting Yuri on the head.
"Well aren't you sweet? I guess compliments run in the family," Fuka said and Yuri nodded her head while Fuka stood up and shook hands with Yura. The four Uzumaki were then joined by the fifth who came back from her room.
"Well Fuka, would you like to get settled?" Kushina asked and Fuka smiled with a nod as she decided to go and look around the village for a little while.
"Zabuza, Haku-chan, we noticed the place. It looked amazing. Did they take the money?" Naruto asked and Haku nodded her head while Zabuza answered.
"Yeah gaki, they took it. All the features that were added to the village are explained in that scroll over there. I went over it with the others so you should go over it as well," Zabuza said while reading a book. Naruto nodded his head before Yuna dragged Sasuke off to look over the Uzumaki village.
"Sochi, you really weren't kidding. Wave really does do good work now," Kushina said and Naruto agreed with her on that.
"Now then, I think it's time that we started our conversation when Sasuke and Yuna-san come back," Mikoto said and everyone else agreed with her on that while Zabuza narrowed his eyes. Haku, Yura and Yuri seemed surprised, but they seemed to know also.
With Sasuke and Yuna
Yuna looked around the entire village in sheer amazement. She had known that the Uzumaki were Konoha's allies, but she never knew that the village was so spectacular. It was really something to be praised about. Meanwhile Sasuke just aimlessly let Yuna drag him around for some odd reason. He wasn't used to this type of thing, but it didn't seem so bad. At least Yuna wasn't talking about how fuckin great he was. She just seemed to enjoy her newly gained life.
"Come on Sasuke. Let's go this way," Yuna said and Sasuke grumbled, but relented and allowed himself to be Yuna's drag toy for the remainder of the time. He wondered how he could forget some like her. Someone who could even lecture Itachi. Oh, Sasuke wished he could remember that.
Konoha, Council Room
Tsunade was currently inside the council room listening to people yell about how ecstatic they were. They wanted to say it sooner, but how could they? The council was happy. Even if Danzo was gone, they still had a revived Mikoto along with Uchiha Sasuke. The mother and son of the prestigious Uchiha clan were back. Especially the mother and it was that little fact that had the whole village in a buzz before they even realized it. It really made Tsunade wonder just how much people were paying attention to what happened in her village, but then again she could expect that.
"I hope my lover comes back. I miss her so much!" a civilian said with a smile of glee. Others could share in his sympathies of having their loved ones. Oh if only they knew just how to do it though.
"I know what you mean. I hope it happens also, but why aren't Kushina-sama or Mikoto-sama here. They are the heads right?" someone asked. Tsunade sighed and chose to intervene.
"I have them out. Doing their jobs. That's all you need to know," Tsunade said and Koharu turned to her.
"Tsunade, be reasonable. Had we known that Naruto-san was the son of the Yondaime-,"
"Exactly. Had you known if he was the son of those two. It's obvious that you need status to change your minds. Well I say shut up and let me do with my shinobi what I will," Tsunade said and Koharu shut her mouth while Homura took a calculative look.
"However just imagine. I bet if we're lucky then the Shinigami might 'forget' again and the Yondaime might even be revived," someone said. Tsunade and Hiashi narrowed their eyes at such things. It was as Naruto and they had feared. Word was starting to get around, but then again they all knew it and no one knew it besides a handful of people. A very moderate handful of people.
"I think that's asking for a bit much. As you know all the Hokages are within the stomach of the Shinigami. Hashirama-sama, Tobirama-sama, Sarutobi-sama, and Namikaze-sama. They are all there. Never to be revived for anything," Shikaku said lazily while most people deflated.
"Tsunade, do you know anything about why they are even here?" Homura asked making all eyes turn to the Godaime Hokage. Tsunade merely closed her eyes and folded her arms. She looked out of the corner of her eyes to see Hiashi glancing at her as well. They both had the understanding in their heads. After letting Sora go his way to travel the world then there was much to talk about for them. Hiashi had apologized to his Hokage for keeping such a secret, but Tsunade let him off since she had done the same for Naruto, but warned Hiashi to never keep one from her again to which he obediently agreed.
"No I don't. Your guess is a good as mine," Tsunade lied. She sure as hell didn't want this getting around more than it already was and because she wouldn't even want to think of such consequences to Naruto. Neither did Hiashi, it had seemed that somewhere down the line Naruto and Hiashi became really good friends. Over the week, Hiashi had invited Naruto and the rest of Hinoken over to his house for a little get together. Not really Hiashi-like, but things change. Hiashi was still rather stoic, but never as much as he used to be.
"I'm sure there is an explanation for this, but we won't get it here by just wanting it," Hiashi said intervening. Tsunade silently thanked him for his part in the act while Tsume sighed.
"What's it matter? If your person comes back then they come back. Don't act greedy," Tsume said mainly talking to the civilians. Some of them cowered from her voice while others snorted thinking that they deserved some type of happiness.
"Brat, you'd better hope this doesn't get around or else you're going to have to beat them off with a stick," Tsunade said to herself before closing her eyes and sighing.
In Ame
Pain and Konan were gathered along with Tobi at the tallest building. Both looked at Tobi a little skeptically.
"And what makes you think that Uchiha Sasuke will listen to you?" Pain asked and Tobi grinned behind his mask. He looked down at the village before closing his eye.
"Because he is easily influenced by his revenge. I must admit that I was surprised when he returned to Konoha, but when he learns the truth then he will be the dog that I need," Tobi said making Pain and Konan glance at each other. They then turned back to him.
"And you want us to have Itachi fight him? You know he won't do that on his own. In fact we here him talking about it a lot," Konan said and Tobi merely smiled.
"Just let him do as he pleases for now. Tsuki no Me will be a success if I can just get to Sasuke in that time," Tobi said and the two Akatsuki members merely walked off. Tobi, however, didn't know just how much Fate was planning to interfere with him and his plans.
Back in Uzushiogakure
Yuna and Sasuke had returned from their little 'excursion' and everyone was sitting on the ground in a circular formation. They pushed the furniture out of the way and made themselves comfortable.
"So what are we talking about?" Haku asked and Kushina turned to Naruto and then Kakashi.
"Kakashi, Naruto, you both know that Tsunade has given you the permission to revive someone. I have no problems with that at all. I just want to say that. Now then, Sasuke and Naruto will be going to find Orochimaru...along with Yura. Yuna is naturally one of Naruto's summons so she has to go as well," Kushina said. Sasuke and Naruto widened their eyes while Yura did the same. She wondered where that came from while Kushina smiled.
"I think it's time that she actually got out of the village and started some real work experience. Yuri is still a little grounded so I would still like Haku-san and Fuka-san to train her," Kushina said to them. Haku nodded her head and Fuka shrugged her shoulders, not really caring. Something about this peace seemed right to her so she didn't mind taking off her shinobi shoes and taking a break from all the action.
"No problems," Haku and Fuka said at the same time.
"Zabuza, I would like it if you escorted me to Kiri. Don't worry, they won't do anything to you. Not once your Mizukage learns who I am," Kushina said and for an instant everyone could see the dark smile across Kushina's face not really wanting to know what she had planned.
"And what about us?" Kakashi asked pointing to Yugao, Mikoto and himself. Kushina turned a little more silent and went into a thinking pose. She stayed silent for a little bit before smiling.
"You're all back-up dattebane," she said and the three deflated which made Zabuza chuckle underneath his bandages.
"Is that it for everyone?" Kushina asked and everyone agreed not really having anything more to talk about until Yuri raised her hand.
"Yeah, I want to learn some fuinjutsu. Do we have any books on that? It'll be fun to use my heritage's techniques," she said and Kushina smiled along with Naruto.
"Of course Yuri-chan. There are plenty of scrolls around here on the art. However some of them are dangerous so if you're going to perform them then do so carefully," Naruto said. He wondered if maybe he was underestimating Yuri since she was only a year younger than Yura. Yeah it seemed that Yuri's birthday was a week ago and no one knew it until the last minute. Naruto had promised Yuri and Yura that tomorrow they would do something that the two wanted to do besides training and they both agreed to it easily.
"Alright then, everyone is dismissed," Kushina said and everyone got to their feet with Naruto motioning for Kakashi to follow him outside. The one eyed copy ninja looked down from his Icha-Icha book and stood to his feet knowing what Naruto was going to do. He had waited for it for a long time. He could hardly wait anymore. He had so many things to say to her.
Outside
Naruto and Kakashi stood in an open area and the former turned to the latter. Kakashi showed he was paying attention as he put his book away into his pouch allowing Naruto to see that he was more than grateful for this chance.
"Are you ready Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked and Kakashi nodded his head fast while he waited with bated breath. Naruto took off the wrist guards that covered his seal and let them drop to the ground. He sighed and Kakashi continued to look at the intricate seals across his body. Naruto bit his thumb and traced it over the summoning seal.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Naruto shouted. Kakashi winced at the intruding light into his eyes. Naruto was sort of used to it so he didn't care much. Soon the light faded from their eyes while Kakashi rubbed the back of his head.
"I'm still getting used to that," he said and Naruto snickered before they turned to the Shinigami behind the blonde with his usual glare. He stared at Kakashi making the jonin gulp lightly, but then turned to Naruto.
"Shin, I would like to revive Rin Nohara. If you don't mind it at all," Naruto said with an unusual amount of politeness that both Kakashi and Shin noticed.
"Is that so? Very well. Do you remember our contract?" Shin asked and Naruto nodded. He had the perfect soul in mind. He could give Orochimaru's grubby little soul to Shin and hope that it did him well.
"Yes Shin. I remember. Also Shin, is there any chance that you can...alter something?" Naruto asked and Shin raised an eyebrow. Kakashi did the same. Even Kyuubi was rightfully confused, but continued to listen as well.
"Like what?" he asked and Naruto scratched his cheek.
"Umm their age?" Naruto asked and Kakashi stuttered. He tried to hide the small blush across his face as he resisted the urge to go and facepalm himself right there even if he had a smile across his face.
"Why would you ask for such a thing?" Shin asked and Naruto shrugged his shoulders making the stoic death god sigh underneath his breath.
"I'll see what I can do, but first I will collect her soul," Shin said as his beads lit up and his arms glowed. Naruto and Kakashi watched the act going down and Kakashi patted Naruto on the shoulder.
"Naruto, I can never thank you enough for this," Kakashi said and the blonde Hinoken member smiled.
"Nothing to it dattebayo," Naruto said and the light faded as Shin folded his arms. Naruto and Kakashi looked to see a short brown haired girl. She had large, bright, brown eyes as well. She also had two purple rectangular markings on each of her cheeks. She wore a long-sleeved black top, a high waist, light purple apron skirt under which she wore shorts. She also wore a blue Konoha forehead protector, sandals, and stockings that stopped at her thighs. She was just like how Kakashi had last seen her, but he also noticed that as she walked forward she started to get taller. Her hair stayed short, but somehow her clothes kept attached to her body the whole time. She soon passed Naruto's own age and stopped directly at the age of 28.
"Adjustments have been made. Rin Nohara is revived to your liking. I expect the substitute in a week's time," Shin said and Naruto nodded as he watched Shin fade into nothingness. Naruto then turned to see Kakashi staring at Rin. A much, much older and much more beautiful Rin than he remembered. Rin opened her eyes and stared at her old teammate. She stared at him a little longer before blinking again.
"K-Kakashi, is that you? How did I get so tall? Why am I alive?" Rin asked, but she could only gasp as Kakashi grabbed her into a hug. Rin widened her eyes while Kakashi sniffled.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry," Kakashi repeated. Rin merely smiled and closed her eyes. She brought Kakashi into another hug while Naruto smiled. He merely whistled and walked off somewhere deciding to leave the two alone. He some things to do anyway.
Sooner or later, Kakashi let go of Rin and told her everything. He told her about her revival as part of Kakashi's selfish wish to Naruto which made her surprised that she didn't notice her own sensei's son. Kakashi spared no little detail at all for Rin. She was even surprised when Kakashi said Obito was alive.
"I see, so all that happened and I got this body so that I didn't stand out too much," Rin said and Kakashi nodded his head before Rin smiled.
"Aw come on Kakashi. You haven't seen me for how long and you can't even smile?" Rin asked and Kakashi chuckled.
"I wish I could Rin. I thought about this encounter so many times. You and I know what I did to you. You didn't deserve that," Kakashi said to her and Rin touched her body a bit knowing where she got hit by Kakashi.
"Kakashi, please forget it. I don't want this meeting to be filled with grief and sadness," Rin said and Kakashi nodded his head before Rin took off her headband letting a bit of her hair fall down. Kakashi merely watched the act before he stood to his feet. He then help Rin to her own feet and guided her back to their base to talk some more. They had a lot of catching up to do.
Next day
"Y-Yura-chan, Yuri-chan would you both wait up!" Naruto called out to the two sisters who were smiling.
"Nii-chan is too slow," Yuri said while Naruto sighed. They all walked along the beach and laid down. Naruto closed his eyes and smiled while Yura did the same.
"Sun's good isn't it?" Naruto asked and Yura nodded her head while closing her eyes. Yuri smiled and leaned on Naruto's stomach making the blonde's eyebrow twitch.
"Yuri, have you no shame?" Yura asked while Yuri stuck her tongue at her sister. Yura gawked, but Naruto chuckled. He guided her head down and Yura rested on his chest. The older sister blushed lightly, but sighed and closed her eyes. All three Uzumaki slept peacefully across the beach, well almost everyone.
"Nii-sama, are you really going to fight him?" Yura asked and Naruto nodded. He knew she was talking about Orochimaru in that sense, but he had to. Nothing good comes from having him around.
"That's right Yura. Are you worried?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"Yes I am," Yura said and Naruto turned to her.
"You think I can stand to see my family die? I don't want that," Yura said and Naruto closed his eyes. He wondered if she forgot that he couldn't die, but then again he could still have his body stolen by Orochimaru so would that be two people fighting for control of it or something like that?
"Don't worry Yura. I won't die. I'm gonna protect you, Yuri, and everyone," Naruto said and Yura traced a finger over Naruto's mostly intricate sealed chest. She smiled and turned to Naruto.
"Nii-sama please. Not just for Yuri, but for me. Please be careful," Yura said and Naruto leaned up. He turned to Yura and she looked at him with her soulful eyes. Naruto's smile faded.
"I promise Yura. You and Yuri mean everything to me," Naruto said to her and Yura nodded. She didn't know why, but this was an impulse. She quickly pushed her head up and then pushed her lips to Naruto's in a soft kiss. The blonde widened his eyes to this act while Yura closed her eyes. She didn't know what came over her at all, but she just had to do it. Screw morals and whoever made them.
Yura parted from Naruto and the blonde gasped. Yura blushed lightly while Naruto gulped.
"Y-Yura-chan," Naruto said and Yura turned her face away from him before Naruto grabbed it. He shocked Yura as he took another kiss from her. Yura widened her eyes before sighing.
"Nii-sama, can you like me as well? As much as Kushina-san?" Yura asked and Naruto widened his eyes. Yura could tell she surprised him, but she didn't make any attempt to break the kiss she held with him.
"Yes, I knew. It wasn't very hard to figure out. I had seen multiple times the way you two looked at each other. At first I thought it was weird, but I see know. I...love you Nii-sama," Yura said and Naruto smiled.
"Yura-chan," Naruto said as the two continued to have their little session. It only stopped when Yuri yawned. They both broke and parted. Yura glanced at Naruto and Naruto glanced at Yura. The two smiled and chuckled before Naruto kissed Yuri on the cheek.
"Happy belated birthday Yuri-chan," Naruto said and Yuri squirmed.
"Onii-chan, Onee-chan," Yuri said in her sleep and the two smiled before glancing at Yuri a little more before resting their bodies.
Konoha, nighttime, Anbu headquarters
It could be seen that anbu teams were all fighting and having their time staying in top shape. They had to train intensively. They were the anbu after all. After Hinoken, they were Tsunade's most personal guard if she wanted.
It seemed that some had a long day after working and were slightly exhausted to say the least.
"Did you know, the council is not as stupid as they think," one anbu said and the other snorted.
"What? That whole reviving thing? Please, I might have been skeptical about Mikoto-sama, but even I can see that's not doing anything," the other said and one anbu snickered while looking left and right.
"Seriously, I saw it myself. The huge KI, the summon. Dude, Naruto Uzumaki has a contract with the Shinigami," he said and the other anbu widened his eyes.
"You're fuckin' me!" he said and the partner next to him nodded his head.
"I'm not lying man. I saw it myself. Apparently Hinoken knew about it as well," he said and the anbu gasped out before his friend placed a finger to his mask's lips.
"But this is downright secrecy. You can't tell anyone. It's a SS-rank secret. You got it?" he asked and the anbu nodded his head.
"This is the biggest thing in the world. Oh man," the other said before they heard a yell.
"What are you two doing?! Get back to work!" Boar shouted and the two anbu saluted him before rushing off to complete the rest of their training regimen.
Next Day
Sasuke, Naruto, and Yura were all packed up and ready to go. Yuna decided to take the easy route and stayed with the other summons in Naruto's sword for convenience. They were waving goodbye to everyone at the island.
"Yura-nee come back safely," Yuri shouted and Yura waved to her. This was her first official mission as an Uzumaki rather than some paid mercenary. Sasuke snorted and Naruto smiled as their boat took off.
"Alright Sasuke, where are we going?" Naruto asked and Sasuke closed his eyes.
"We're going to one of the bastard's hideouts. It's actually not far from Wave. Although you need to know, that recently before I met you that Orochimaru had told me something," Sasuke said to them making Naruto and Yura glance at each other. They turned back to Sasuke and asked for him to continue.
"He said he was closing to finding it, the Sanbi," Sasuke said and Naruto widened his eyes. Yura did the same while Naruto cursed underneath his breath.
"I see. So that pedo is going after Sanbi. What's that fool doing? I swear he needs to act more responsible," Kyuubi said officially opening his mouth after Naruto knows how long.
"Yay, you're talking to me again," Naruto said in mock happiness while Kyuubi rolled his eyes.
"Brat, trust me. I still don't like it, but it's whatever. Now then, you'd better make sure that he doesn't take Sanbi. If I still know Sanbi then he's bound to be a little cranky with being in a host for who knows how long. I just know that you'd better find him after deal with Orochimaru. He might be an ass, but he's still my brother," Kyuubi said and Naruto glanced towards the ocean before nodding his head.
"Got it. Don't worry Kyuubi. I'll try and protect them all," Naruto said and Kyuubi nodded his head to Naruto's words before cutting the line of communication.
"Sasuke, after we take care of Orochimaru I think we're going to have to take a detour," Naruto said and Sasuke glanced at him. Yura did the same and both could see the seriousness in Naruto's eyes.
"Very well. We'll do that then. But we'd better go for now," Sasuke said and Naruto agreed with him as did Yura.
KG: And done. Yeah I know. Go on, bash me. Hate me. But you know what, look at the end of the summary and tell me what you see. Beyond the NaruKushi part. If you saw it then you knew what it meant.
(Knock knock)
Naruto: Oh company!
KG: Oh boy!
(Opens door)
Naruto: Hello. Oh my...god!
?: Hello. Now then where is he?
KG: (Gulp) H-Hey, Integra babe!
Integra: Let's just get this over with.
Rachel: Who is this?
KG: My financial advisor and...other girlfriend.
Rachel: WHAT!
Integra: Look I didn't come here on a social visit. Now then-
Alucard: HEY PEOPLE WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY! ( Comes through the wall)
Naruto: HOLY ****.
Yura: What the hell!
Yuri: Pretty!
KG: The hell is wrong with you?!
Integra: That's enough Alucard. Now then KyuubiGoku. You have a problem. Such as this list of complaints.
KG: Complaints? What the hell did I do?
Integra: Property damage.
KG: Oh come on it was a mall brawl scene. And no one really got hurt. So the dude got his arm dislocated. MAN UP!
Integra: Noise complaints.
KG: (Plays music loudly) Sorry hun I can't hear you!
Integra: Killing over a dozen people.
KG: Oh come on, we as the U.S. do it everyday and we think it's a good thing!
Integra: Then there is you and Jiraiya and all of the sexual harassment.
KG: …...I'm not apologizing.
Alucard: I like this guy.
Integra: Alucard, shut up!
KG: Damn hun.
Rachel: (Hmph).
Integra: Ugh, listen. Just do your damn mission.
KG: Aww, can't Alucard.
Integra: Ah ah ah, I want no sass.
KG: Yes MOM!
Walter: Oh KyuubiGoku sir, you also have a letter.
KG: Letter?
Walter: Yes. From Enrico Maxwell of the Iscariot Organization.
KG: (Glares) Enrico Maxwell. THAT BIG, DISGUSTING, ASS-WIPING, HYPOCRITICAL, LYING, PIECE OF-
(Few Days Later)
KG: Yo Maxwell. How you doin?
Enrico: Better than you're failing movie.
KG: Yeah so sorry that I don't take the money from my followers and use it on senseless crap.
Enrico: But you also don't seem to have the time to make a commitment to not one, but two women.
KG: They don't mind do they?
Rachel: Got over it.
Integra: Meh.
Alucard & Naruto: Honestly, if the Catholics are going to be having dick fighting competitions with the authors then they must be desperate for some attention. Seriously you must have some boy tied up in your Vatican jet. Which is paid for by what? Ahh the brainwashed people who which to have salvation. The only wrong way!
Enrico: ANDERSON!
(Anderson appears)
Anderson: Serve the lord with fear and rejoice with trembling-
KG: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Anderson: Cast the son lest he be angry and ya vanish from the way. When his wrath is kindled but a little. Iscariot doesn't shirk when a heathen presents itself.
KG: Let's go bitch!
(We stare at each other)
Anderson: Ahh a bloody heathen.
KG: And a catholic sociopath!
Both of us: DIE!
Alucard: Dance fools. Dance!
Integra: Why am I going out with him again?
Rachel: I ask myself that everyday and he answers it fully.
Integra: I didn't need to know that.
Naruto: Oh I was just handed a note. "That's all people. Hope you liked the chapter. I'm trying to kick Anderson's ass right here. See you later. Stay breezy, protect what's important to you, review and SEND ME MY DAMN CREAM SODA. Those of you who say what kind, then I say SEND IT ANYWAY DAMMIT!"
Naruto: I guess that's it.
KG: You done goofed bitch!
Anderson: How the blood soaked protestant hell do you serve the knife?
KG: Fuck you that's how.
Anderson: You know what, fuck this. To hell with you, ya bloody heathen. (Vanishes)
KG:...Why do I always fight the weirdos?