Integra: Hello KyuubiGoku, how was your mission in China?
KG: Eh, I'd say 99.9% done. Me, Naruto, Rikku, and Rachel are pretty much done. Sup hun.
Integra: I'm here to tell you that I'm having a gathering at the house.
KG: HOOKERS!?
Naruto: YAY!
Kushina and Yura: *AHEM*
Naruto: Ummm NOOOOOO!
Integra: No, they are a woman's only group.
KG: And like that you've lost me hun.
Integra: It's simple KG. I want you, Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi to be in the basement until Rikku, Kushina, Yura, Yuri, Rachel, Yuna and I are all done with our friends.
Naruto & KG: I get the distinct impression that you're embarrassed of us.
Integra: It's important and you don't need to come.
KG: It's MY HOUSE! I don't have to take this shit. I'm going to the park!
Integra: NO YOU WON'T!
KG: The grab the fool who dares to try and stop me. What's his name, Mr. I-don't exist in the world?
Integra: What do you want?
KG: Huh?
Integra: what do we have to give you to keep you down there for the evening?
KG: I'm gonna need the video game Ninja Gaiden 3 also a Playstation 4.
The Guys: *Ahem*
KG: Oh and a morning's worth of sex! Kushina and Yura for Naruto. Yugao and Rin for Kakashi. Yuna for Sasuke. You, Rachel, and Rikku for me.
Girls: really?
Guys: Damn straight.
KG: Now I have to do this. Get ready for it ya'll!
Naruto and Yura sat at the end of the boat with Sasuke and Yuna. The four were following Sasuke's lead towards Orochimaru to go and put an end to the snake sannin once and for all. To Naruto there was almost no greater joy other than his mother or his family. Naruto turned his head to see Yura sleeping soundly on his shoulder. She looked so cute while she was resting. He straightened her up slightly to give her a more comfortable position which made her give a slight moan before staying silent.
Naruto smiled at her and then moved towards Yuna and Sasuke who seemed to be talking. Or rather Yuna was doing more talking than Sasuke was. She would ask questions or say something while Sasuke would grunt, nod and on the rare occasion answer her. Naruto wasn't sure, but he could tell that Sasuke was happy despite the stoic expression on his face. It was probably the first time that Naruto was sure that Sasuke was more than willing to have a female companion around him. This made Naruto snicker as he wondered if Sasuke was just like him.
"Hehe until recently I didn't know that Sasuke knew how to smile. And just look at him, he just can't seem to get rid of her," Naruto thought to himself and unknown to him, Kyuubi was awake and glanced at the scene. It might have been that he was sort of a pervert himself, but the demon fox found it rather amusing that even the Uchiha faggot might have a thing for his family. Granted it wasn't to the extent like Naruto going for his mother, but it still seemed to be there. Kyuubi, however, didn't say anything and merely went back to sleep seeing that nothing had warranted his complete attention.
Seeing as they still had quite a ways to go, Naruto went into his backpack and took out a book on fuinjutsu. Like Yuri, he wanted to learn more about the things his clan did and in true he was thinking about that time-space ninjutsu of his. Before he left, he made a vow that he and Kushina would have it down in theory and practice by the next time they returned to Konoha which Naruto felt might be more soon than he expected.
"Hmmm I have to figure out a way to separate the chakra in my body through my hands. Center it down towards my lower abdomen and then make it join back together in the form of Honshou. Maybe something in this book will help," Naruto figured before opening it. He began his slow process of reading while trying to understand everything he could. He wanted to be like his father, be a genius that could make his own jutsu and put in the effort for it. This would actually be the first jutsu he made on his own after the Rasenshuriken.
With Kushina
Back in Uzushiogakure, Kushina was busy packing her bags along with Zabuza who was supposed to take her towards Kiri. Based on what Zabuza and Haku had told the Red Death about the current Mizukage then Kushina could fathom a guess of who it was. Hopefully she would be right and she would make her freakin cousin pay her back. Oh she just couldn't wait for it.
"Read Zabuza?" Kushina asked taking her backpack while Zabuza shook his head that he was ready. He quickly strapped his guillotine sword to his back while taking a bag in his hand. The Kiri swordsman then looked out to see Yuri doing some stretches while Fuka and Haku watched over her.
"Ready when you are I guess. You'd better know that I'm not very welcome over there so-," Zabuza strayed off from the hint he tried to give Kushina knowing that she had gotten it perfectly. She knew what he was talking about when she had seen his slashed Kiri headband. She merely smiled and patted his shoulder.
"I said that they wouldn't attack you and they won't. They can try, but I won't let them. Come on, we can take the spar boat that Wave was so kind to build for us," Kushina said while Zabuza nodded.
"Alright we're leaving," Kushina said and immediately people stopped what they were doing. Kakashi, Rin and Yugao turned to them while waving goodbye. Haku decided to bid her master a surrogate father a goodbye. Mikoto came from the house and turned to Zabuza.
"Watch her Zabuza. She might have aged, but she's just as reckless as her son," Mikoto said and Kushina's response was to snort then fold her arms at such a blatant...truthful statement.
"You have no need to worry," Zabuza said before he walked off with the others waving goodbye to him. The two swordsmen walked off from the village and into the trees with only the rustling of the bushes indicating their presence, but that in time stopped also and all traces of their presence vanished.
"It feels good to see Kushina-sama again," Rin said smiling while she placed her elbows on her lap. Kakashi gave an eyesmile before nodding his head while leaning back.
"I was shocked also, but yeah, it was good to see her again. If only we could see Minato-sensei again," Kakashi said while Rin arched an eyebrow in confusion. She had yet to even consider that at the moment, but know that it was brought to her attention she had decided to ask.
"Hey that's right. Kakashi, tell me. Why hasn't Naruto-san tried to revive his father? He revived me didn't he?" Rin asked and Kakashi nodded his head. He sighed and rubbed the back of his head.
"Yeah it was something that I asked Naruto also and he had given me the answer about two weeks ago. He said that while he can revive anyone if he's specific, he told me that Shin said he couldn't bring back those who have used to Shiki Fujin or have been sealed using it. That includes Minato-sensei," Kakashi said while Rin sighed. She lowered her head with a nod and looked out at the peaceful forest.
"Well you can't win them all I guess. At least Obito is also alive. We should go find him," Rin said while Kakashi nodded his head. He couldn't deny that seeing his friend who do the team a world of good. It was really something to think about.
"I agree, but we don't know where he is and it's not like people are going to know his name. I'm sure that they don't think anymore Uchiha could be alive. However I do think you're right," Kakashi said while Rin nodded. She stood to her feet and stretched.
"Then it's settled. We'll find Obito sooner or later. However, right now, I have some catching up to do as I'm not yet adjusted to this older body. Then I might have to get back to training and learning some new things," Rin said walking off while Kakashi watched her leave. He wondered if it could be a dream, but he doubted it and if it was then he never wanted to wake up. Kakashi had too much making up to do to want to wake up at the moment.
Back with Naruto and Sasuke
it didn't take that long before Naruto, Sasuke, Yuna and Yura reached the shoreline of Wave. Naturally the people were happy to see their recent contractors, but Naruto and Sasuke didn't have the time for a stop. Everyone disembarked from the ship while Naruto had his clones sail it back towards Uzushiogakure.
"So Sasuke, where are we going?" Naruto asked and Sasuke tapped his finger. He looked out into the village and closed his eyes. He scanned his memory for the contents of Orochimaru's liar design which wasn't hard. Living two years with the snake sannin then you knew to pay good attention to details. Sasuke opened his eyes and turned his head to a sharp left.
"We'll be moving towards a small dugout just past Otogakure. If I'm right then that's where Orochimaru is. Even though I might have said it in the past Naruto I did still listen to your warning about Orochimaru wanting my body. I also knew about the two year wait he was planning and he should be at his ropes end and wrapped in his stupid bandages again with Kabuto healing him," Sasuke said while Naruto nodded. However, Yuna grabbed Sasuke's shoulder which made him face her only for Sasuke to see genuine concern written on her face.
"Sasuke, what did Orochimaru need you for?" Yuna asked and Sasuke sighed.
"It's probably not just me, but I was just the only one at the time. The ass wanted me for my sharingan. Naturally I think he will want you for yours if he sees you," Sasuke said while Yuna growled. She wasn't growling at Sasuke's choices nor his way of saying that, but she was angry at the fact that her 'not so little' cousin was targeted by Orochimaru at a young age. Oh she'd rip that guy a new one when she saw him.
"Well then Sasuke-san please lead the way," Yura said putting a scroll into her pouch. She then took out a medium sized staff and twirled it around before putting it on her back.
"Whoa, don't go hitting me with that thing," Naruto said while Yura grinned.
"Then don't give me a reason to," she said while Naruto snorted. He merely folded his arms while Yuna and Sasuke looked on with mixed expressions before the four shot off into the trees. Sasuke took the lead with Yura and Yuna in the middle while Naruto held the rear.
"Sasuke, what are we going to do after we 'kill' the pedo?" Naruto asked and Sasuke gave a hidden smirk across his face. He stopped on a branch and turned around.
"Simple, we're going to go and get some people. In fact, Naruto we're about to get another family member for you," Sasuke said while Naruto widened his eyes. Another Uzumaki, and it was one that he didn't even know was still alive. Granted he didn't know that Yura and Yuri were alive, but that was beside the point at the moment.
"I see. What's their name?" Naruto asked and Sasuke turned around.
"Her name is Karin and she works for Orochimaru," Sasuke said while Naruto and Yura widened their eyes. They both stayed silent for a minute to merely take that in. It was hard to believe that any self-respecting Uzumaki would ever go with that skinless, dickless, possibly child-molesting, son of a bitch.
"Do worry Yura. We'll figure it out later," Naruto said while Yura nodded her head. She turned her head to see Naruto's smiling face and the sight calmed her down. She was rather tense about letting some Orochimaru follower be around her family, but she could try and ignore it. Family was family, no matter how dark it was in a way.
"I know Nii-sama. I just can't help worrying," Yura said while Naruto just smiled. He merely jumped up to her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Come on. Let's go get our family," he said and Yura smiled with a nod. Sasuke and Yuna snorted and the female Uchiha turned to her cousin making a gagging sound which made Sasuke snicker. He nodded before glaring at Naruto.
"Come on Naruto. We're leaving. With any luck we'll be there before nightfall," Sasuke said and Naruto nodded his head as everyone disappeared from view.
With Kushina and Zabuza
While Sasuke and Naruto were dealing in their own endeavors, Kushina and Zabuza had just landed at Kiri. It was actually a short trip considering how close Kirigakure was to Uzushiogakure on the map.
"Come on Zabuza. It's time to put your Mizukage in her place," Kushina said while Zabuza just settled for nodding. He didn't know just how much influence his superior's mother was going to have over the Mizukage, but she sure seemed confident, but then again maybe when your son is the summoner to one of the most powerful beings in the world then you tend to think so.
The mist settled in for Kushina and Zabuza as they walked further. It also didn't take long before three kunai hit the ground. Kushina stopped Zabuza and both watched as they were surrounded on all sides by Kiri shinobi.
"Zabuza Momochi, you are under arrest and are to be judged before Kiri's Mizukage. You and your partner are to surrender immediately," someone said coming forward. Zabuza grabbed the hilt of his sword and glared hard looking from left to right, but a gentle hand from Kushina stopped him from doing anything.
"Sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. Zabuza here is under Hinoken's protection of Konoha. We're watching him and we have asked him to escort us to Kiri. You won't be arresting anyone. I'm just here to talk with your Mizukage," Kushina said and immediately people tensed and tightened their weapons harder.
"What could Konoha have to say to Mizukage-sama?" a man with an eyepatch asked coming forward. Kushina narrowed her eyes glaring at the person.
"Plus I doubt you're in the position to demand...anything?" he said and it happened in a flash as everyone saw a blur of red hair cross the field. He turned his head to see a sword to his jugular. Kushina swiftly closed the distance and figured that the tough act had gone on long enough as she had better things to do that deal with this.
"W-What speed," someone said while the man waved his hand. People instantly dropped their weapons while Kushina grinned.
"Was that so hard?" she asked and the man growled before Kushina tightened her grip over her sword.
"Just send word to your Mizukage. The Red Death has come to see you," Kushina said letting the man go. He gasped for his life as he could feel that just one wrong move and his body and head would be two separate objects.
"And why should I?" he asked while Kushina chuckled and brushed her hair.
"Because in that one move I could've killed you all, but didn't," she said while Zabuza raised his eyebrows in surprise. The man gulped before he ordered everyone not to attack the envoy nor Zabuza. People did as they were commanded while he walked off.
"I shall go and inform Mizukage-sama. In the meantime you shall wait at the entrance to the village until she grants you admittance," he said and the mist cleared giving Zabuza and Kushina a good view of Kiri as a whole. Zabuza rejoined Kushina while she turned to him.
"Told you they wouldn't attack you," she said and he sweatdropped.
"Please, we just barely got away with that and are you sure that she's going to know who you are just from that?" Zabuza asked and Kushina grinned. She nodded her head with a sure smile. If it was her cousin then she would know the significance in that name.
"Oh she'll know and the reaction I get on her face will be one that I would want to take a picture of dattebane," Kushina answered and Zabuza could only hope that she was right.
Mizukage Mansion
Being the Mizukage of Kiri got you lot of things. It got you prestige, notoriety, power, and...free stuff. Yep, you got to get things for free so long as you were in good relations with your people. However there was something you couldn't get. One thing, just one thing. What was that? FREEDOM!
Mei Terumi, Kiri's Mizukage, snorted while placing her elbow on the table. Bullshit, it was all bullshit. Never ending, always rising paperwork. The end never justified the means when it came to this type of thing. Mei sighed and leaned her head gently on the table while brushing her auburn hair that covered one of her eyes. The war of Kiri had ended for her two years ago and she was doing well in managing the village, but she just wished that something exciting would happen.
"Oh who am I kidding? Nothing exciting ever happens here," Mei said while she blew another heavy sigh from her soft looking lips. That all seemed to change from one knock on the door. Mei leaned up from her desk and straightened her attire, but didn't seem to really care as she kept her elbow on the table and her head in her hand.
"Come in," she said rather sadly and the door opened up. Mei looked to see her secretary, Ao, come through the door.
"Mizukage-sama urgent news. It seems that Konoha is here," Ao said and Mei was initially surprised. She couldn't imagine what Konoha would be doing in this place of all places.
"Oh? And what could that woman want with me?" Mei asked as Ao knew she was referring to Tsunade. She was rather happy that now two women had the kage throne, but something about it left a bad taste in her mouth. She wasn't sure why, but it just seemed that way.
"Well umm Mizukage-sama. It seems that Konoha had an envoy to us. They were escorted by Zabuza," he told her and Mei immediately jumped at the mentioning of Zabuza's name. Seeing one of her old friends again might just put the woman in a good mood. Key word was might as she still realized Zabuza's reputation.
"Oh Zazu-kun is back huh?" Mei asked with a smile while Ao sweatdropped.
"Umm that's right Mizukage-sama, but he also had the envoy and she told us to tell you something. She said that 'The Red Death has come to see you'," Ao said and immediately the color drained from Mei's face. Ao noticed his leader drop to her seat in terror. She gulped and gulped one more time. That was only one person and she didn't have to guess who it might be.
"T-T-T-The what?" Mei stuttered while Ao repeated his words, much to Mei horror.
'The Red Death Mizukage-sama," he said not seeing the issue before Mei got up. She paced the floor multiple times while she bit her thumb.
"Okay, I can do this. So she's pissed. Yeah I might figure that. Ao, where is she now?" Mei asked and Ao pointed.
"Umm behind the door," he said and Mei widened her eyes before the door opened. Mei backed towards the glass window behind her while Kushina and Zabuza came inside.
"H-H-Hey Kushina. Long time...no see?" Mei asked while Kushina cracked her knuckles. She smiled and smiled while her hair moved up and down.
"Nice to see you Mei. Here, come give your cousin Kushina a BIG hug," Kushina said while Mei nervously laughed.
"C-Come on Kushina, that was so long ago. You're not that angry are you?" Mei asked while Kushina chuckled.
"Mad? Mad at what? What do I have to be mad at? The fact that you swindled me out of my money? The fact that you left home without a word? Or the simple fact that you always burnt the food that I cooked!" Kushina shouted while Mei gulped again.
"Someone save me!" Mei shouted in her mind.
Somewhere near Otogakure, one day later
Naruto, Sasuke, Yura and Yuna dropped to the ground with all of them lightly huffing. They had been trying to run all night, but tried to also take their breaks sparingly. Oto wasn't that far from Wave in the end and they were able to make up for a lack of time.
"Sasuke, where is it?" Naruto asked and the Uchiha pointed.
"Right there. See that?" Sasuke asked and sure enough Naruto saw a small dugout in the ground covered by the trees. Yuna and Yura glanced at each other before glaring at the hole.
"And he might be in there?" Yuna asked which got her a nod from Sasuke.
"Yura, Yuna in order for this to work I'm going to need you both to stay out here. Naruto and I will go inside. If we're lucky then we can get him while he's alone," Sasuke said and Naruto turned to him.
"And how do we do that?" Naruto asked while Sasuke stood to his feet. He turned to Naruto and drew his blade at the blonde's face. Yura and Yuna widened their eyes while Naruto glared hard at Sasuke.
"Guess," was all the Uchiha told him.
Inside the base
Orochimaru growled in pain as he could feel his weak body deteriorating. It was really becoming a fuckin pain and to top it all off, Sasuke Uchiha was gone form his grasp and he didn't know where the ungrateful boy went.
"Kabuto!" Orochimaru shouted and Kabuto appeared at his side.
"Yes Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto answered before offering Orochimaru his medication. The sannin looked at the tray of pills and water before slamming it out of his face. Kabuto gasped before turning back to Orochimaru.
"I'm sorry Orochimaru-sama. A body is being prepared for you right now," Kabuto said while Orochimaru hissed. He didn't want a body. He wanted the Sasuke's body. This was the day that he would get the sharingan from that revenge minded arrogant brat. All the time he had been training the brunette was for getting him that perfect body.
"Just get out Kabuto," Orochimaru said and Kabuto quickly left before he angered his master even further.
Kabuto walked the halls before bitting his thumb slightly.
"This isn't good. I have to find Sasuke-kun before Orochimaru-sama's body fades. He doesn't have much time left," Kabuto said to himself before he heard a snort.
"So, it seems that I was right. I knew you might be here," Kabuto quickly looked up only to see Sasuke grinning at him with Naruto passed out over his shoulder. The blonde groaned before Sasuke smirked.
"Too weak of a challenge dobe," Sasuke said while Kabuto narrowed his eyes.
"Leaving us wasn't a good thing to do Sasuke. Orochimaru-sama is very angry right now," Kabuto said while Sasuke snorted.
"Hn, he didn't mind me going off before and why should he mind now? I do what I want. Besides I only went back to...tie up some loose ends. Like this idiot," Sasuke said with Naruto on him. Kabuto glanced at the blonde before snorting.
"And why would Orochimaru-sama care about the Kyuubi jinchuuriki?" Kabuto asked while Sasuke shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey, the guy's obsessed with immortality. I figured that having regenerative chakra might make him a little happier. Was I wrong?" Sasuke asked and Kabuto widened his eyes. Truth be told, Kabuto was fascinated by Naruto's healing powers as well as the influence of the fox. He could make a breakthrough in the medical world if he had the Kyuubi jinchuuriki to study on.
"As you can see, he's much too...indisposed to do anything. Do with the dobe what you'd like to do," Sasuke said flinging Naruto to the ground.
"Ouch, dammit Sasuke, you didn't have to fuckin' drop me like last week's garbage," Naruto said in his thoughts while Kabuto looked at the unconscious ninja.
"This might just put you in Orochimaru's good favor. Now then, how about I just take him off your hands?" Kabuto asked while Sasuke rolled his eyes. He then shrugged his shoulders and snorted.
"Do whatever the hell you want. I don't really care," Sasuke said walking off towards Orochimaru's room to go and 'apologize' for his actions. Meanwhile Kabuto leaned Naruto against the wall and chuckled.
"Looks like you're not a match for Sasuke-kun after all. I said it before and I'll say it again, you have no ninja talent," Kabuto said and that was all before Naruto gave a hidden smirk.
"Do it kit. Teach that fucker that you don't mess with the greatest bijuu in the world's container and get away with it,"
"Yes sir," Naruto said before he jumped up in a burst of speed surprising the hell out of Kabuto before the blonde slammed his fist into Kabuto's stomach. However Naruto didn't stop there before he grabbed his sword and did a downward slash towards Kabuto only for his blade to be blocked.
"Boy I've met some stupid and gullible people before, but you just take the cake teme. It went exactly as Sasuke said it would," Naruto said while Kabuto growled.
"What are you talking about?" Kabuto asked while Naruto snickered. Kabuto didn't get his answer before Naruto slammed his foot sending the medic across the opposite hall. Kabuto growled and got to his feet, but strangely Naruto wasn't coming for him. He stood in the middle of the hall and chuckled.
"Are you coming after me loser?" Kabuto asked while Naruto shook his head. Leave it to the pedo's personal screw-toy to try and mess with him.
"Oh no it's just the opposite. I'm not coming at you. You're supposed to try and get past me to your master," Naruto answered and before long Kabuto widened his eyes. Orochimaru was in danger and Naruto was the one thing standing in his way. The blonde gave a confident grin and twirled his sword around.
"Now then let's start the game of 'Can Kabuto save his master in time'," Naruto said while Kabuto cursed the entire world to hell for this moment.
With Sasuke
The Uchiha continued to roam the familiar halls of the base before he came up to a door. Sasuke knew what he was getting himself into and was more than prepared for it if he needed to be. The Uchiha sighed before opening the doorway.
"I said leave me alone Kabuto," Orochimaru said before he noticed Sasuke staring at him with that same emotionless expression.
"You've looked better. Well actually no, no you haven't," Sasuke said to him while Orochimaru growled. He tried to stand to his feet, but Sasuke pinned him to the chair with his Raiton chakra coursing through his hand.
"Sasuke, you dare! After everything I did for you," Orochimaru said sounding like some devastated girlfriend to the Uchiha, which strangely put a very ugly taste in Sasuke's mouth before he disregarded it.
"What's it matter to you? You only trained me to use my body for your weird fetishes. Sorry, but I don't roll that way. Besides, you're going to tell me something. Where is Itachi? You know don't you?" Sasuke asked and Orochimaru chuckled painfully.
"You really are a fool. You think you can kill Itachi without me! I made you who you are and I will have your body Sasuke!" Orochimaru said before Sasuke allowed the curse mark to take over. He threw off the top of his Hinoken shirt and watched as his wings sprouted behind him. Sasuke's Raiton intensified, but he watched as Orochimaru disappeared and in his place was a rather large and white snake, but the only reason Sasuke could tell it was Orochimaru was because it...had his face. Very creepy in the Uchiha's eyes, but he ignored it. Or at least he tried to.
"Weirdo," Sasuke said while Orochimaru hissed at him.
"This is my true form Uchiha Sasuke. After all my experiments then now I have attained immortality. Your eyes, your body, your soul is mine!" Orochimaru hollered as he lunged for Sasuke. The Uchiha jumped into the air to dodge the strike to his being as he watched Orochimaru slither around like the damn snake he was.
"Hmph all I see is an abomination that needs to be exterminated. You think you're a match for me? Yeah right," Sasuke said before he stopped his Raiton chakra and took a hold of his sword. He was now a proud member of Hinoken, he had his mother back, he learned the true about his clan, even about Itachi. He had other Uchiha in his life. He wasn't alone anymore. And it was all because of Naruto.
"How about you just die already? Uchiha no Hanran: Raigakure no Zetsubo( Uchiha Rebellion: Despair of the Hidden Lightning)," Sasuke shouted and Orochimaru could only watch as lightning sprayed from Sasuke's sword in a spectacular show of fireworks before Orochimaru saw Sasuke disappear from his view.
"Disappear," Sasuke said and with a 'clink' of his sword back in its sheath, Orochimaru saw the world turn upside down as his head popped from his body with a single trace of lightning coming from it. The Uchiha turned and watched Orochimaru's body fall to the ground lifeless while Sasuke snorted.
"Weak," he said, but that thought quickly vanished as Orochimaru strapped himself around Sasuke's body. The Uchiha narrowed his eyes at his target while Orochimaru hissed. He opened his mouth wide to devour Sasuke like he planned, but he didn't get the chance to as Sasuke raised up his hand.
"Chidori Nagashi," Sasuke shouted as his entire body lit of up Raiton chakra. Orochimaru shrieked from the pain of being electrocuted while Sasuke's sharingan spun in a complete circular motion.
"I said disappear," Sasuke said while Orochimaru gasped. He could feel his life ending fast. He was weak, he needed a body, but he couldn't get one. Seeing only one way out, Orochimaru...begged.
"Sasuke, I can give you more power. You need me to kill Itachi. You are making a big mistake!" Orochimaru said while Sasuke closed his eyes.
"I don't see it that way. Now then, Uchiha no Hanran: Chidori no Mai( Uchiha Rebellion: Thousand Birds Dance)," Sasuke mumbled before he vanished from Orochimaru's grip. The snake sannin widened his eyes before he noticed Sasuke heading for the door.
"I have cut you more than 34 times. You're finished," Sasuke said and just like he said, pieces of Orochimaru began to hit the floor while he yelled. He cursed Sasuke, he cursed his heritage and he cursed his brother. Why he did these things Sasuke didn't know, but it was sort of amusing in a sense. Sasuke watched as Orochimaru dropped to the ground. Sasuke also didn't miss the small white snake that tried to run away before he stabbed it dead.
"Good riddance," he said before walking off.
With Naruto
Naruto scowled as he slammed Kabuto across the hall sending the medic nin skidding back. He placed his sword on his shoulder and looked at his wrist like he was looking at a watch.
"Running out of time teme," Naruto said while Kabuto scowled at him. It was only when Naruto glared back that he felt the full pressure of death on his face. Naruto narrowed his eyes and walked forward. Kabuto was frozen in place by the simple KI exuding from Naruto's body.
"W-What is this pressure? Why do I feel like I'm going to die here? H-He's just a brat, a no-good ninja. Why? Why? Why? WHY?!" Kabuto yelled out in his mind before he noticed Naruto's seal glow brightly. The blonde was angry and with good reason too.
"People who try to steal from Shin, they resurrect the dead and dishonor him. Tell me Kabuto, do you think death is a game? Where if you die you don't have to worry cause you can come back? Well it's not like that at all and I'll show it to you right now," Naruto raising his sword over his head. Kabuto gulped and realized that he was feeling a fear that not even Orochimaru could give him.
"Honshou: -," Naruto said and before he could get any further, Kabuto stabbed his leg with a kunai and managed to shunshin out of the area while Naruto closed his eyes.
"That was evil. That was too evil. You are a fuckin' demon! Great job kit," Kyuubi complimented and while Naruto wasn't sure whether to accept that or not, he just did out of sheer happiness that his friend was talking to him again.
"I try," Naruto said before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Naruto turned his head to see Sasuke looking at him. The Uchiha gave him a thumbs up and Naruto nodded his head. He then channeled his Honshou to his eyes and Sasuke watched as they became crystal clear while Naruto took to his realm of spirits. The blonde looked around and it saddened his heart to hear so many people wailing about being kept as Orochimaru's toys, but that was all before they turned around.
"Shikon-sama!" They all shouted in unison. Boys, girls, men, women, people of all ages were looking at Naruto and the blonde rubbed the back of his head. It was then that Naruto turned around to Sasuke and growled.
"Ahhh so many of the tortured. So this is where they are," Orochimaru said cackling while the other spirits growled. They were about to charge at the rogue soul of Orochimaru before they all noticed Naruto raise his hand for them to stop. Sasuke only saw Naruto raise his hand before he heard Naruto speak.
"Don't go near him. Rather I want you all to watch this," Naruto said and the spirits nodded to their master and stayed put. Orochimaru raised an eyebrow on why they stopped before he turned to see Naruto staring directly at him.
"My, well isn't this an amazing turn of events. And what does the little Kyuubi brat think he can do?" Orochimaru asked before Naruto touched his seal.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Naruto said and immediately Orochimaru had every right to be afraid as he widened his eyes only to see the true to death Shinigami in his face. He glared hard at the mortal before scowling.
"You!" the Shinigami said while Orochimaru widened his eyes. He then turned to Naruto and the realization hit him even more that time.
"Shin, here is my offering. Take it and be happy. Take him into the deepest parts of hell," Naruto said while the Shinigami turned to Naruto.
"That is something I cannot do," Shin said surprising Naruto, the spirits and Orochimaru.
"What? Why not? Sasuke killed him!" Naruto said angrily. The longer Orochimaru was around the angrier Naruto got about him. Orochimaru had a big ass smile on his which seemed to piss Naruto off to no end.
"Calm down Shikon. The reason why I can't drag him through the depths of hell like you would want is because this isn't all of his soul," Shinigami said while everyone else was confused.
"His soul is spread throughout too many people. I need at least seventy percent of him to fully expel him from the world. This right here is only a good forty-five," Shin said while Naruto cursed. Two steps forward and one step back. Damn it all to hell.
"Hmm so his chakra is spread into others as well. Through the curse mark?" Naruto asked and most of the spirits nodded their heads.
"Yes Shikon-sama. Orochimaru is very separated, but if you take away the people who have curse marks or remove them then you can take them," the spirits said to him while Orochimaru chuckled.
"And what makes you think you can remove it without killing the person?" Orochimaru asked and Naruto closed his eyes. He thought everything over. He sighed and racked his brain. Suddenly, he opened his eyes and smiled.
"We're going to need Itachi more than I thought," Naruto said to himself before Naruto grabbed the part of Orochimaru's soul.
"Now then, as for you. I will be taking you, or more precisely Shin will be taking you. I'll keep collecting parts of you until you get to seventy percent to where I can rip the rest of your soul from your damn body then you'll be gone. Damn I thought I could get the replacement for Yuna too," Naruto said to himself before Shin glanced at the Orochimaru soul and then folded his arms.
"No, this is just fine Shikon. The thing I didn't tell you about those people is this. Since they are specific people that I want gone from this world then their souls are worth more than the average person. So for me to take this amount of his soul then, he is worth the entire soul of someone else," The Shinigami said in a matter of fact tone. Naruto raised his eyebrows in fascination of such a thing. He didn't know it went like that.
"Oh? Then take him Shin. My payment," Naruto said and Shin immediately glared hard on Orochimaru. He stretched out his purple hands and grabbed Orochimaru's soul.
"No, you can't do this to me. DO you know who I am?" Orochimaru shouted out while the Shinigami's eyes glared hard.
"You are the bane of life. You wish for immortality and disrespect the laws of Death. I met you during the Chunin exams, but you have always been on my agenda of getting wen your soul was dead. You're mine and you won't be getting away," Shin said raising his arms into the air. Orochimaru let out a long scream before he was completely collected by Shin. Naruto watched the show impassively and so did Kyuubi. Neither had any sort of qualms about this at all. It was doing the entire world a service.
"Now then, Shikon. Meet with me tonight. It is time that you decided," Shin said and Naruto turned to him.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked and the Shinigami folded his arms with his stoic expression still present.
"I will tell you tonight, but now you must go now," The Shinigami said before he faded from Naruto's view.
Sasuke continued to watch Naruto for a little while before he noticed Naruto stop the concentration of Honshou into his eyes. Naruto glanced towards Sasuke and smiled.
"Let's go," he said and Sasuke merely nodded before Naruto glanced at his arm which was bleeding profusely.
"Sasuke, what happened to your arm?" Naruto asked and Sasuke looked at it before cursing underneath his breath.
"I got carried away with one of my sword techniques and I just cut myself. I'll take care of it when we get some rest. We'll then head towards three people. People who I know will help us find Itachi and upon his death, will be more than willing to leave this place, but we've got to move," Sasuke said and Naruto agreed before the two walked out.
With Kabuto
The man quickly appeared in a tree and huffed as he dropped to the ground. He put a hand on his chest to realize that his heart was beating at an incredible rate. He just couldn't stop it, the shaking of his hands, arms, and legs. He felt...powerless to stop Naruto, but the white aura that exuded from his body, it was like nothing that Kabuto had ever seen before. Such amazing presence, a power that commanded respect from everything around it. Kabuto could easily be sure that it was something other than the Kyuubi's chakra, or even Naruto's own chakra, but then what was it?
"Ah ah, now I have to go back to the lab and grab my notes about Orochimaru-sama. I still can't believe it, if Sasuke actually managed to kill Orochimaru-sama then...," Kabuto place a finger to his chin and decided to think. He was now in charge of the entire organization that had been under Orochimaru. He could now do a lot more experiments without having to worry about him. Hmm looks like I can get back to my cell research," Kabuto said with a wicked grin across his face before leaving the area.
With Tsunade and Jiraiya
Jiraiya stood in Tsunade's office, just dumbfounded by her words. When she had called him in to the Hokage Mansion and said it was urgent news concerning Naruto, he wondered if it had something to do with the blonde's seal and Kyuubi, but it turned out to be much more confusing.
"I'm sorry Hime, but can you run that by me again?" Jiraiya asked folding his arms. Something like this, it just didn't happen in the world. Tsunade grumbled and turned to Jiraiya with a serious expression on her face.
"Jiraiya, how many times do I have to tell you before you get it? Naruto. Has. A. contract. With. The. Shinigami," Tsunade told him while Jiraiya folded his arms.
"But why would the God of Death be interested in Naruto? Hell, how does anyone even meet the Shinigami?" Jiraiya asked and Tsunade folded her arms before siting back in her seat.
"Based on what Naruto told me, then it seems that the Shinigami found "interest" in him. It really did scare me when he told me that he was supposed to die before Kakashi actually got him to Konoha. Jiraiya, I promised Naruto that I wouldn't say anything, but as his sensei then I felt you had a right to know," Tsunade said while Jiraiya chuckled. Tsunade looked at him in confusion only to see Jiraiya with a longing look in his eyes.
"Sorry hime, but you talk of rights and all, it just makes me feel that as his sensei then Naruto had the "right" to know his parents. At his age I'm sure he was more than curious. I probably should've told him by that time," Jiraiya said while Tsunade sighed.
"You know why we couldn't," Tsunade answered before she heard Jiraiya chuckle.
"Then it would all make sense. Kushina being around, the Uchiha getting his mother back. Hiashi actually smiling. Yep, it all is making sense now," Jiraiya said and Tsunade resisted the urge to crack a smile before she nodded her head.
"And in the end the only real responsibility we had to him we didn't even do. It's no wonder he'd keep a secret from all of us," Tsunade said sort of depressing herself to which Jiraiya nodded, although it was rather reluctant to say the least.
"I know what you mean, but we'll just have to do better for him. And the first thing, is getting to not spreading this thing around. You said that only a select few of anbu, Hiashi, and the Hinoken team know about this?" Jiraiya asked while Tsunade closed her eyes. She rubbed the back of her head and nodded though Jiraiya could see that, she was anxious.
"They were, but I think we're recalling another Kyuubi incident. Yesterday a jonin asked me something. He said he heard that Naruto was holding a legendary contract and wanted to know if it was true," Tsunade said to which Jiraiya paled.
"What? It's spreading already?" Jiraiya asked while Tsunade nodded her head. She cursed and turned to Jiraiya.
"Yeah, Boar told me. He had interrogated two anbu in his division about it and they confessed to one telling his friend about it. I had them both executed for the act of spilling the secret, but I don't know how many people know. Hell, I don't even want to know if the civilians know. Hiashi isn't one to talk about things concerning other people. Not with the way he and Naruto have become friends. Sometimes I think Naruto would trust Hiashi's opinion more than anyone else's," Tsunade said while Jiraiya sighed.
"This is almost too much to handle for one day. What are we going to do if Naruto finds out? We're already on thin ice with his trust as it is," Jiraiya said while Tsunade nodded.
"I know and even more is that I have to send Shikamaru, Asuma, Izumo and Kotetsu on a mission soon. I don't have the time to deal with this shit," Tsunade said while Jiraiya agreed. It was weird, but they could feel it in their bodies. Something was about to happen and it would be bad.
With Sakura and her friends
All of the Sakura and the rest of the Rookie Twelve minus Naruto and Sasuke were sitting around near a small shop just catching up with each other.
"Really Neji? You got your father back? And Hinata got her mother back?" Ino asked looking as shocked as ever. Neji nodded and everyone could tell he was more than happy about such a thing. Tenten was very happy for Neji as was Lee and everyone else.
"Man, Neji's lucky. You know the village is talking about that whole Shinigami thing. Think we'll get that lucky?" Chouji asked while Shikamaru just rolled his eyes and shook his head.
"It's too troublesome to think about. I doubt that'll happen again," Shikamaru said which got him a groan from Ino and a laugh from Kiba.
"But also word is through the Kunoichi grapevine is that Naruto has a legendary contract," Ino said to which Kiba snorted.
"What could that loser possibly have? All he's got is the Toad Contract," kiba said which got him a smack across the head from Sakura.
"Keep in mind that the toads were used by Jiraiya-sama as well as Yondaime-sama. They are one of the three legendary contracts of Konoha," Sakura informed him to which Kiba snorted.
"Yeah whatever," Kiba said before Tenten spoke.
"Yeah, but if Naruto has the contract with the toads then knowing his connection to Jiraiya-sama isn't that much of a surprise. So why are people making such a big deal about it?" Tenten asked. No one seemed to have an answer for them before Ino turned to Sakura.
"Speaking of Naruto, does anyone know where he and Sasuke have been? I haven't seen them for weeks, hell maybe even a few months. What have they been up to?" Ino asked causing Sakura to hold her head down. She really wanted to know how Sasuke and Naruto were doing as well. She was more than happy that Sasuke was back where he belonged, but not seeing him, Naruto or her sensei just sort of depressed her. She still trained hard and she still managed to hold a very good position in the medical world as Tsunade's apprentice, but she just felt...secluded for some reason. Everyone seemed to notice that the mood in the air changed and Tenten wisely changed the subject.
"Well anyway, Hinata how is life with your mother now?" she asked while Hinata smiled.
"W-Well Otou-san is much happier now. He and Kaa-san are training Hanabi and I in more techniques. Hanabi-chan is smiling more and she talks with me a lot longer. Tou-san is kinder to the side branch of the family. Also Hizashi-sama has been named as the head of the Side Branch again. The Elders are simply amazed. Also, Tou-san is kinder to men. I'm no longer a failure in his eyes. I'm so happy, but when either Hanabi, Neji or I ask them how they came back they never tell us. They only say that it doesn't matter so long as they are there and I believe them," Hinata said to her friends. Everyone nodded their heads agreeing with.
"Still if it's so legendary a contract that people are talking about it then I can't wait to see it," Kiba said while Shino touched his glasses.
"I wonder if Naruto-san and his contract and this Shinigami thing are connected," Shino said before people stayed silent, but not for long.
"HAHAAHAH! Oh that's rich Shino. Who says he doesn't have a sense of humor? Like the Death god would be interested in someone like Naruto," Ino said before Lee arched an eyebrow.
"What's wrong with Naruto-kun? His youth is very bright!" Lee said while Ino snorted.
"Ummm okay? But I find that HIGHLY unlikely," Ino said while Shikamaru glanced at Shino. They both shared a common nod of agreement, but didn't say anything more than that.
"Oh well if it isn't you guys. What's the gathering for?" Kurenai asked coming out of the blue.
"Ahhh Kurenai-sensei. Shino was just telling a little joke. Did you hear about the rumor of Naruto having a legendary contract?" Kiba asked while Kurenai narrowed her eyes.
"Yeah I heard something about that. Still you mustn't always believe rumors. It's things like that that cause uncertainty. Now then, Shikamaru, you have to meet with Asuma, Izumo-san and Kotetsu-san soon. You have a mission," Kurenai told him while Shikamaru sighed.
"What a drag. Fine, fine I'll be going then," Shikamaru said walking off while Kurenai turned around.
"Now then, Kiba, Shino, Hinata I do believe that we are scheduled for a training session this afternoon," Kurenai said while Kiba sighed, Shino nodded and Hinata agreed all before seeing their sensei leave.
"Well that's that. I guess I'll be going then," Kiba said while walking off and everyone left as well.
Back in Kirigakure
Ao sweatdropped while he saw Mei sitting down with a large lump on her head. She still tried to look as dignified as possible, but that seemed to be impossible at the moment. Meanwhile Kushina was busy counting the large bag of yen in her hands while she gave a cheeky grin.
"Pleasure doing business with you dattebane," Kushina said chuckling while Mei snorted. Zabuza and Ao glanced at each other before shrugging their shoulders and sighing all the same.
"But seriously Kushina, it's good to see you. Last time I heard of you, you...died," Mei said while Kushina smiled. She stepped forward and hugged her cousin. An distant family member to Kushina had married one of the Terumi clans daughters making the Terumi Clan and Uzumaki clan relatives. It was somewhere during the Nidaime Uzukage's reign when it happened. Kushina and Mei had visited each other a lot until Mei had to be transferred to Kiri while Kushina had to go to Konoha. Both had tried to keep in touch, but the problems in Kiri made it rather difficult.
"I know what you mean Mei. It's really good to see you too. As you can see I'm as fit and healthy as the last day we saw each other," Kushina said smiling while Mei nodded her head.
"It's also good to see you Zabuza. Staying out of trouble?" Mei asked causing Zabuza to snort, but nod anyway.
"Ao, go grab our guests some tea. I want to catch up with Kushina," Mei said while Ao nodded his head before leaving the room.
"So Kushina, anything happen with you lately?" Mei asked and Kushina smiled.
"Well it's late that you would know, but I have a son. A sixteen-year old son," Kushina said while Mei widened her eyes.
"I have a cousin again? Oh what's his name?" Mei asked and Kushina smiled.
"Naruto Uzumaki, you didn't know? I had asked Sarutobi to introduce you to him when he was ten and hopefully you could be there for him as well," Kushina said while Mei arched an eyebrow over her head.
"Really? I wasn't informed or maybe it never got to Kiri, but had I known I would've gone in a heartbeat. Is he cute?" Mei asked rather intently to which Kushina noticed.
"Yep, the cutest he could be," Kushina said with a smile while Mei gave another smile of her own.
"Oh, I wouldn't mind seeing him for myself. So what brings you to Kiri?" Mei asked and Kushina pointed to Zabuza.
"He told me about you and I just knew I had to come and see you after so long. That's really the only reason I came," Kushina said while Mei smiled with a nod.
"I see. Well then allow me to have a chat with you after all this time," Mei said and Kushina agreed before sitting down.
With Sasuke and Naruto
Sasuke was currently in his room with Yuna while Yura and Naruto were in the other one. Yuna was currently patching up her cousin with some bandages while she smiled.
"Still as reckless as ever with the Uchiha kenjutsu Sasuke, but that's what I miss about you," Yuna said while Sasuke snorted. He continued to hold out his arm while Yuna sprayed it over with some disinfectant.
"I'll be fine, it's not like I'm dying," Sasuke said before he felt Yuna flinch. He widened his eyes before cursing underneath his breath.
"Umm sorry, I didn't mean it like that," Sasuke said while Yuna shook her head.
"No, it's fine. Being dead, it makes you look at the world differently. You know Sasuke, when I died the last thing I saw was you. Me wishing that I could see you one more time. To laugh and play with you one more time. I was...scared," Yuna said shivering over Sasuke's bandages. The Uchiha glanced at her before turning around.
"Hn," he answered while Yuna chuckled.
"I'm so happy. It's thanks to Shikon-sama that I can be here and that I can see you again. You don't know how much it means to me," Yuna said while Sasuke turned around.
"Are you going to cry?" he asked while she chuckled.
"Please, Uchihas don't cry. We just don't. N-Never," Yuna said before Sasuke turned around. He could see Yuna rubbing her eyes with a smile on her face. Her long brunette hair falling down her sides. She seemed so...tomboyish at times, but Sasuke sighed.
"What is it with this woman?" he wondered to himself before he noticed Yuna looking at him.
"Well let's get you bandaged up," she said suddenly, however that all seemed to end before Yuna widened her eyes. She could feel something soft on her lips. She looked up only to see Sasuke, her family, her cousin, kissing her full on the lips.
"S-S-Sasuke," Yuna said, but the male Uchiha didn't let her finish what she might've wanted to before he deepened it further. Yuna sighed before Sasuke pushed her to the bed.
"If you're scared, then I'll just make it so that you'll never die again," Sasuke told her and Yuna gasped out before Sasuke leaned up from her.
"Sasuke, you can't do that. We're family," Yuna said, but Sasuke snorted.
"I don't really care if we are. Why? Tell me why," Sasuke said while Yuna seemed confused.
"Why what?" she asked and Sasuke growled.
"Why you?! Ever since academy I never cared for girls. To me, they were just a damn pain in the ass with their 'Sasuke-kun' this or 'Sasuke-kun' that. I hated it all, but you. I let you do whatever the hell you want and I just don't care. Two days ago I let you drag me around the island like it was nothing to me when I could've been training. Why is it that I-," Sasuke trailed off leaving it to the imagination. Yuna looked at him and sighed. Maybe right now it was the first, the first time she had seen her cousin as a man, a potential...mate. Yuna then glanced at Sasuke's shirtless body and shuddered.
"Sasuke, I...you...we. I don't know. I couldn't do that to Mikoto-sama. Do you know what she would think of us if we did that?" Yuna asked while Sasuke closed his eyes.
"Hmph, you know what? Just forget it," Sasuke said getting up from the bed and walking to his side.
"No, Sasuke wait a minute. Please just listen," Yuna said and Sasuke paused. He folded his arms and turned around.
"What?" he asked clearly annoyed at some of this. The Uchiha was sixteen years old and so was Yuna, technically, ho could she worry about what his mother had to say?
"Sasuke, I...have never been desired before," Yuna said while Sasuke arched an eyebrow.
"And why not?" he asked while Yuna shrugged her shoulders.
"I'm not sure. I was just too focused on my career to care for a relationship and you always held a special place in my heart. No doubts about it Sasuke. I do care about you, but don't you care about how people will view you?" Yuna asked while Sasuke looked at her with a blank face.
"Yuna, I was a self-righteous, egotistical Uchiha who was obsessed with revenge enough to shun nearly everyone in my village and leave said village to go to an S-rank missing nin who was deemed insane just to get the power to kill my brother whom I now know the truth about. Yuna, if I was going to care about what people thought of me then I would've done it a LONG time ago," Sasuke said and Yuna looked at him blankly before laughing.
"Wow you say you used to be self-righteous, egotistical Uchiha. Whenever did you stop?" Yuna asked before Sasuke's eyebrow twitched.
"Excuse me?" he asked while Yuna shrugged her shoulders.
"I mean, that 'Hn' thing is just about as egotistical as it gets. Don't you think?" Yuna asked with a smile.
"Hn," was Sasuke's response before he got into his side of the bed, but he stopped when Yuna wrapped her arms around him.
"So you really feel that way? You don't care?" she asked and Sasuke shook his head.
"Never have, never really will," he said and Yuna smiled. She then chuckled and closed her eyes.
"Since when did you become a smooth talker?" she asked and Sasuke snorted.
"Never, I just did this now," he said before Yuna turned him around.
"Is that so? Well are you going to tell Shikon-sama?" Yuna asked and Sasuke immediately paused. He had no way of knowing how Naruto could react to such a thing. The guy was sometimes dense, but still.
"I think I'll wait," he said and Yuna closed her eyes.
"You know you're mean. You stole my first kiss just like that," Yuna said and Sasuke snorted.
"And I'm about to steal the second, third and fourth ones," he said and before Yuna could register that, Sasuke quickly pushed his lips back to hers making Yuna sigh in absolute bliss.
"Cheater," was also she said.
With Naruto
Oblivious to what was going on in Sasuke's room, Naruto and Yura were lip-locking as well.
"Nii-sama, we have to get up early tomorrow. We should go to bed," Yura said between breaths while Naruto parted from her. He grinned with a nod before giving her another quick kiss on the lips.
"Yeah, you're right. Knowing Sasuke and Yuna they are already sleeping," Naruto said and Yura nodded her head with a smile before she went to her bed and went to sleep. Naruto, however, got up and walked outside. He quickly summoned Shin to his side and decided to ask.
"Now what do you mean I have to choose?" Naruto asked and Shin folded his arms. He closed his eyes giving the both of them a moment's silence.
"It's simple. You are realizing your potential as my summoner a lot faster than I anticipated. Which is something that I truly find interesting mind you. At the beginning I said that I didn't mind it," Shin said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Mind what?" Naruto asked, but Shin seemed to evade that question opting to give Naruto more of an explanation to things. He knew that the blonde wouldn't be happy with this decision, but it had to be made and Shin preferred it to be done as soon as possible.
"Simple your Honshou has now destroyed nearly all of your chakra and replacing it. You realize that you are now using your Honshou a lot more than your chakra itself. It's because chakra is a less condensed and concentrated form of Honshou. You are still able to preform your shinobi skills, but you realize that they are stronger because Honshou is naturally the energy of Kami and the gods. Naturally your mother and all the people you've revived have this also. Your summons have it as well. Do you remember when you ask me that question?" Shin asked and Naruto shook his head.
"You asked me if I could make you my official summoner. Granted, you're my only summoner, but that's beside the point. You are already well-known in the Spirit Realm already. So it is time for you to choose," Shin said and Naruto nodded hesitantly.
"Umm alright?" Naruto asked while Shin sighed.
"It's simple. You must either choose the Toad Contract or the Shinigami Contract. You can't have both anymore," Shin said and Naruto widened his eyes.
"W-What?"
KG: Yep, had to go there. Also yep, rushed the Sasuke x Yuna thing, well not really because I still wanna go into Yuna's doubts as they move along. I was thinking that maybe that Orochimaru and Sasuke fight was too short, but when I saw it officially I thought it was rather short as well since Orochimaru was weak at the time. Sorry if it was too short.
Kushina & Yuna: Oh Naruto-kun, please stay in the basement.
Naruto: No way!
Kushina: Oh please, won't you stay? (drags him to the bedroom)
Naruto: No, no! KG, Sasuke, Kakashi-sensei, HELP! I won't be able to resist it! NOOOO!
(Door Closes)
Yuna: Sasuke get over here!
Sasuke: Ummm no?
Yuna: Sasuke, I've been dead for 15 years. I still haven't gotten any. If you think that kiss scene was enough then you've got another thing coming. Now get that shirt and those pants off and get in this bedroom.
Sasuke: (Gulp)
Rin & Yugao: Kakashi-kuuuun!
Kakashi: Ummm I have something else to do sooooo-
Yugao: GRAB THE MASK!
Rin: While we're at it, let's do Icha-Icha page 49.
Yugao: I like it.
Kakashi: B-But that page. I-It's...NO WAIT! I'M TOO YOUNG!
Rikku, Rachel and Integra: You're the only one left KG.
KG: Hey, I'm the author. You can't control me!
Rikku: Oh yeah?
KG: Ummm yeah.
Rachel: Hehehe, grab his legs!
KG: OHHH SHIT! NOT AGAIN!
(One week later)
KG: Ugh, body...hurts...badly.
Sasuke: …...
Naruto: Sasuke are you okay?
Kakashi: (Sniffling)
(Female Clatter upstairs)
Naruto: I feel like we got played. We're in here playing Resident Evil 6 and they're just talking upstairs. Hey wait, tell me why am I playing a woman again?
Kakashi: What's with Sasuke?
KG: Hmmm, oh I see the problem. Sasuke, show some emotion!
Sasuke: Never.
KG: I said show some emotion! (Slap)
Sasuke: Ouch! WTF!
KG: Show some emotion! (Double Slap)
Sasuke: You crazy ass fuck!
KG: (Slap) Show some damn emotion!
Sasuke: Okay, okay, just stop it.
KG: There ya go.
(Upstairs)
Woman 1: And that's how I control my man.
Woman 2: Oh you're so bad.
Integra: Oh this is so boring.
Rikku: Then why are we having it?
Yugao: Who knows. I miss my anbu life.
Rikku: Something interesting better happen soon or I'm gonna explode!
BOOM! (Window explodes)
Wesker: Hello ladies!
Kushina: Who the hell are you?
Wesker: You don't need to know. Now then, invade my zombies! INVADE!
Woman 3: AHHHH!
Integra: Oh shit. Everyone upstairs.
Zombies: RAAAAAH!
Rikku: That's not what I meant!
Woman 4: W-What are those things?
Integra: Relax, we have over one hundred trained guards. We have the situation under control.
Rachel: This isn't the Hellsing Mansion. This is KyuubiGoku's house Integra!
Integra:...As I was saying, let me just contact KyuubiGoku.
Wesker: He'll have to take a raincheck!
Kushina: Yeah right. (Kicks him) Get out dattebane.
Rachel: We'll hold him. Integra call for KG please!
Woman 4: Do we really need an arrogant man for this? I don't think so.
Woman 3: I don't think so also!
Woman 1: AHHH GET IT OFF ME! PLEASE HELP! (Dies)
Woman 4: Pick up the phone Integra! We need some men in here!
Integra: (Talks on phone) KG, get up here now! I'm locked in with the girls on the second floor of the hou-
KG: Okay see I'm gonna have ta' stop ya right there hun. See the boys and I are under direct orders from our girlfriends, who were total bitches by the way (Ahem), that we're not to leave this basement until all females excluding yourselves have left the building. We were even bribed with sex. Imagine that.
Integra: KyuubiGoku, you sadistic asshole. I'm gonna-
KG: You do that. We gotta go. Naruto just figured out how to suplex a zombie. BYE!
(Video game in the phone)
Integra: Fuck!
(Basement)
Naruto: Umm we are going to help them right?
KG: Hmm? Oh yeah we will. I'd rather not lose them. I do love them after all. But after this, I'm on twitter right now. Actually I'm creating an account right now.
Sasuke: What's your name?
KG: I'll be called TheLightFuckR.
Kakashi: Really?
KG: Yep. Because I'm an author. HAHAHAHA it's funny.
Naruto: right. Well we'd better go save them. Id rather not have zombie girlfriends.
KG: Good enough. Well see you later people. Stay Breezy, protect what's important to you, review and SEND ME MY DAMN CREAM SODA! Those who say what kind, then I say SEND IT ANYWAY! Bye bye.