Sigina: YAHOOOO! I love the rush of this car! I love the wind in my very red hair!
Rikku: Oh yeah sure. Because there is nothing better than getting hit in the face with your hair. Why am I in the back seat!?
KG: You wanna drive?
Rikku: Well...yeah I do. We've been on the road for a good two hours by now. Come on!
KG: Alright fine. We'll take a stop. Will that please you?
Sigina: Yeah KyuubiGoku-kun, let her take the wheel, then we can...
Rikku: You are not doing it in the back of the car while I drive!
Sigina: Spoilsport.
KG: Well Sigina, it's not like we could anyway. You know I have work to do.
Rikku: Hmm well then why aren't you doing it?
KG: Well I thought I'd talk to my ladies first.
Sigina: Speaking of ladies, don't you think you should check in with that Rachel woman? It's been a good few weeks I'd say.
KG:...(sigh) yeah I suppose. Still kinda pissed off at her, but I suppose I can be forgiving if she will. (Picks up phone) Rachel-chan?
Kakashi: Rachel! We need more cups over here! We also need more beer!
Rachel: On it Naruto! We're all ready to rock the house! YEAH! What are you guys doing? It's a party!
Naruto: Umm, KG's on the phone.
Rachel: KyuubiGoku, hmph I know no one by that name. Must be a wrong number. Hang up!
Naruto: You heard her?
KG:...(Sigh) (Hangs up) Let's go.
Sigina: What happened?
KG: Let. Us. Go! Now then on to you people. Head down and read while I...simply not care about Rachel. Nope, not at all. Hmph. Damn broad. Now then, new format time!
Quote: "The great blessings of mankind are within us, and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and, like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it," by Seneca.
Back of the Uzumaki House
Naruto smiled as he watched Yuri sitting in her meditative pose. He had currently been instructing her with the Sanbi's chakra and having Yuri already take to chakra at her young age then she didn't have the horrible control that he had at a few times in his life. "That's good Yuri, just like that. Also remember, that the Sanbi is a being. You can't just take its chakra. You must come to terms with each other," Naruto told her and Yuri stayed silent while she allowed her chakra to rise. Naturally being an Uzumaki, Yuri had exceptional reserves and now then Sanbi would be adding to that as she got older.
"Naruto-nii, Sanbi says that it is really pissed that you sealed it in me. It also says that it looked through my memories. It wanted me to say this to Kyuubi. 'Your container is so funny. Ha ha ha. To throw morality right out of the window and do what he did'," Yuri said and Naruto twitched while Kyuubi gave a feral grin and nodded.
He raised a claw and scratched his head while he spoke, "Oh you don't know the half of it, you damn turtle. It's just getting interesting. Isn't that right...kit?" Kyuubi asked while Naruto grumbled under his breath about the Sanbi before he patted his legs.
Standing to his feet, the blonde helped Yuri up also while she dusted off her clothes. "We'll stop there for today Yuri-chan. No need to exert yourself. Also since Sanbi can apparently hear you, then tell it this. 'FUCK YOU!'," Naruto said with a grin while Yuri just blinked. She just shrugged her shoulder and inwardly smiled.
"You get all that Sanbi-chan?" Yuri asked and the large mass of chakra just smirked as its three tails just lazily thrashed around and it snorted. "Damn cheeky brat. I can see why he's Kyuubi's container. Well whatever, nothing I can do about this shit now. Tell him I said whatever and I'm cutting this connection girl. No offense, but I'd rather not talk if I don't have to," Sanbi said before going silent. Yuri snickered to herself and relayed the message to Naruto while the blonde just shook his head and guided Yuri back to the house which wasn't very far away.
Yuri sighed and came through the door while she saw Guren, Fuka, Yura and Kushina around the room just laying there. Yukimaru was currently reading something about genjutsu that Guren had instructed him to begin learning. It had to be this way since Yukimaru wasn't really a shinobi, but Guren didn't want all of Yukimaru's time with Orochimaru to go to waste so she had taken it upon herself to teach him. Not that anyone objected to that. "No one feel like doing anything?" Naruto asked and everyone just groaned. It was too hot to be training and it was too early that the shops weren't really open just yet. Nothing could be done.
"Not unless you have a Make-life-better-because-it's-too-fuckin'-hot no Jutsu," Fuka said and Naruto could see her fanning herself with a small festival fan. Naruto snickered at her comment while Yura got up and went over to Yuri.
She softly patted her sister's stomach and gently smiled. "Is everything okay with you Yuri? Nothing is happening is it?" Yura asked and Yuri shook her head. She had been feeling all but great recently. Normally when she was training she would be sort of tired after about two hours, but now she could go for four, or six, maybe seven hours by this time. It felt overwhelming.
"No Yura-neechan it's all good. I have Naruto-nii for that," Yuri said wrapping her arms around her Uzumaki brother while Naruto just rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. He then turned and he saw Kushina staring at him intently with a blank face and gave her a thumbs up. Kushina just sighed with a short nod and leaned back before everyone heard a knock on the door.
Grumbling to herself, Fuka got up and walked over to said door and opened it showing everyone, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Yuna in the doorway. Everyone sweatdropped however as they saw Sakura glaring daggers at Yuna for some reason. Naruto turned to Sasuke to see the Uchiha turn back to him. It surprised Naruto that Sasuke was able to keep his cold look while he mouth, 'Help me!' to the blonde. Naruto shook his head before Sakura broke her glare at Yuna and turned to Naruto.
"Hey Naruto, I tracked down Kakashi-sensei, and Sasuke-kun. We're going for a bite, wanna come?" Sakura asked and Naruto just stared at her blankly before a very heavy sigh came from his lips. He could say no. He could be the ass right now and waste Sakura's efforts of even trying to convince him to go, but he wasn't like that, well much. Yeah, his training with Shin had done quite a bit on his personality as well his outlook, but if what he was seeing was right then Sasuke was right in the crossfire of Yuna and Sakura. And who was he to not make fun of a comrade in need? And then help them.
"Alright fine. It's too hot to be staying in this house anyway. You guys have any plans?" Naruto asked to the rest of his family and it was at this that Kushina's eyes gleamed and she quickly hopped to her feet. She wrapped her arms around Yura and Yuri. "Oh just gonna do some shopping or so. See you later sochi," Kushina said sweetly, a little...too sweetly if Naruto had a hint. He turned around and nodded while he quickly wiped off the sweat from his face, put on a change of clothes and walked out of the door leaving the others in the room.
"Do we really have to go shopping?" Yura asked and Kushina nodded with her winning smile and dragged the two young Uzumaki out of the house and into the blazing sun.
"You know, we should do something too instead of lazing around the house," Guren said and Fuka arched her head over the arm of the couch. "Oh? And what would you suggest?" the red haired flirtatious Uzumaki and Guren smirked while she glanced toward Yukimaru. The young boy felt a sudden chill go down his spine and he looked over his book.
"U-Ummm what is it, G-Guren-san?" Yukimaru asked and Guren smiled while she stood to her feet. Fuka did the same and the two nodded to each other before they each grabbed Yukimaru's arms and hoisted him into the air.
"Yukimaru, it is time that you learned," Guren said as she they opened the back door and walked into the woods with a struggling Yukimaru in the distance.
With Team Seven
Having left the Namikaze House behind in the distance of the forest, Kakashi and Naruto snickered while Sakura growled at the new woman standing, in her opinion, too closely to Sasuke. Who was she? And why had Sakura never seen her before? The bitch, thinking she could muscle in on what was hers by right. She had loved Sasuke more this this bitch, who did she think she was.
"Okay, now long is your little fangirl going to stare at me?" Yuna whispered while Sasuke shuddered. He then growled and shook his head left and right. "She's not mine. Just ignore her. We're only doing this since Kakashi said that it would be nice to be together for once," Sasuke said while Yuna just sighed and folded her arms. She just shook her head and grumbled.
"Well I don't need to be here then. I'm going to the hot springs since they're open at this time. See you later, Sasuke," Yuna said before she kissed Sasuke's cheek. Sakura dropped her jaw to the ground and she noticed Yuna send a glare her way while Kakashi and Naruto glanced to each other. They grinned and watched Yuna shunshin from the streets just leaving them there.
"So...where are we going to eat?" Naruto asked while Sasuke shrugged his shoulders. Kakashi did the same before Sakura's hair shadowed her eyes and she firmly grabbed Sasuke's shoulder.
"Who is that Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked while Sasuke just glared impassively at her. He didn't know what this sudden mood change was. Okay, fine so he did know. He wasn't ignorant by a long shot. He knew what Sakura had meant when she had asked that. Obviously she was upset, but Sasuke really didn't feel like telling her. He was the one to choose who he gave his time to and that person just wasn't Sakura.
"She's my girlfriend. Does that answer your question?" Sasuke asked and Sakura's eyebrow twitched while she scoffed. She was better looking than that bitch...right? She had a lot going for her...right?
Sakura just let her arms fall to the ground while an uncomfortable silence came over the area. Kakashi and Naruto inched away from them both while Naruto took this opportunity to turn to Kakashi. "It's weird that you would agree to that Kakashi-sensei. I thought you'd like to stay with Rin-chan, wherever she is," Naruto said and Kakashi gave an eyesmile while Naruto wrapped his hand around his neck. "I mean I thought you two would be acting out a scene from Ero-sennin's books or something like that," Naruto finished and Kakashi looked at his book, then back at Naruto.
"Well Naruto, it's rather hard to just do that with Rin since she might have aged, but she hasn't done so mentally. I still think I'd be a pedophile. Don't you?" Kakashi asked while Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"How in the hell should I know? I did my part. I did what you wanted and now it's your turn to take that step. I'm not leading you anymore," Naruto said while Kakashi sighed with a nod. They both then turned to see Sasuke and Sakura walking up to them as the rest of Team Seven went on their way.
"So Naruto, where are your summons? I don't sense them around you," Kakashi said while Sakura raised an eyebrow. She had heard about Naruto having a legendary contract, but with the blonde never truly being in Konoha for like the past month or so then she hadn't seen him much to ask. It was when him and the rest of Hinoken had come for the funeral that people started to ask about Naruto's contract. It had also been when Kurenai had begged Naruto to do something about Asuma. He wondered why she had done so. It's not like Naruto had control over the dead. Yeah, right.
"Oh they are taking the day off also. Ya know, I let them roam. Yeah Baa-chan's probably going to get a headache," Naruto said and everyone wondered what he meant by that especially Kakashi. Sasuke just glared at Naruto while Sakura balled her fists. "Naruto, you had better not be causing trouble for Shishou. I'll pound you to the ground if you do," Sakura said and Sasuke shook his head while Naruto turned his head. It was then that Sakura flinched as she took a step back unconsciously from Naruto's dark, cold eyes. Oh he wanted her to try it. He really did. He wasn't about to take a hit from her again, not in his life. Never if he could help it.
"Don't try to threaten me Sakura. You could never hope to catch me," Naruto said and Sakura grinned as she tightened her gloves and threw a punch at Naruto's head. Sasuke and Kakashi shook their heads while it happened so fast. Naruto swirled his feet around the ground while he seemed to vanish in the air. Sakura widened her eyes before she felt the weight of her body shift and she was sent into the air. Kakashi and Sasuke sighed, but they were impressed that Sakura thought fast and landed on the ground with a look of surprise.
Naruto had to hide his own surprise as he wasn't completely expecting Sakura to come from that, but he figured that she had to learn something. Those two years ago, Sakura had told Naruto that she changed. And she really did. "Whoa, how did you do that Naruto? I didn't even see you move. That was amazing," Sakura complimented while Naruto smiled.
"I didn't lay on my ass for those two years Sakura. You should know that," Naruto said and Sakura nodded before she quickly picked herself up and dusted off her clothes.
"I'm glad about that. Well let's hurry up. We're late!" Sakura said and she ran off while Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi followed her towards their destination.
With Tayuya, Kimimaro, Dan, Pakura and Fujikaze
"Ugh, well what the fuck are we supposed to do? I'm so damn bored that this shit is bound to make me go insane!" Tayuya shouted while Dan and Pakura were lying in the field of trees. Fujikaze and Kimimaro could hear her prattle, but didn't do anything to stop it. No, they just tried to enjoy the sun as much as they could. Yes, they could feel the son. They had their bodies, but they were more or less not able to do a few things with them. They couldn't eat, drink, nor could they directly interact with anyone like speak to them without their summoner's approval.
"Tayuya-san, just relax. Allow the presence of nature to calm your troubled soul. Shikon-sama has given us this day off and I wouldn't like to waste it. Are you happy?" Fujikaze asked while Tayuya snorted. She leaned against a tree, but she did have to admit that the wind really felt good on her skin. It's not like she could do much of anything else except play her flute. Still she really wished that she wasn't dead.
"I do have to agree with Tayuya-san. I do think that maybe we could do something fun as well," Dan said with a smile while Tayuya grinned. It was then that her mind went into overdrive and she placed a finger to her chin. Everyone got a shiver down their spine. Something in her Uzumaki blood was spiking and there was one thing that they knew about the Uzumaki. They were hot-headed and they were...natural born pranksters. "T-Tayuya-san, what are you about to...," Dan stopped and Tayuya whispered into his ear. The former Konoha jonin widened his eyes while Tayuya started to tell the others her plan as well. Pakura snorted while Kimimaro remained impassive. Fujikaze sighed and Tayuya got to her feet.
"Well let's get going! I also know who can help us out," Tayuya said as she floated off. Dan eagerly followed her with a snicker while Fujikaze, Pakura and Kimimaro stayed together. The second female of the five summons just sighed and leaned up. She shrugged her shoulders and floated off leaving Kimimaro and Fujikaze.
"Well someone has to watch her for Shikon-dono," Fujikaze tried to convince himself and floated off with Kimimaro right behind him. It was probably going to be a bad day for Konoha in general.
Somewhere in Ame
Tobi coughed and took off his mask as he sat on a bed. He placed his right hand over his mouth and when he calmed down he noticed blood on said hand while he felt the left side of his body burning. The same place where Naruto had slammed him with a rasengan, but even Minato didn't have such lasting damage against him when they had faced. What made Naruto so strong? He could feel an invading energy in his body. It was making him sick. It was killing him. No, he couldn't die. There was too much stuff for him to do. If he died then his ambition would go up in smoke. He could have that.
Obito leaned and placed his left hand on the table next to him trying to steady his feet before he cursed. "Argh!" He shouted and fell to the ground. He coughed again before using his right hand and getting to his feet. What was this presence that was invading his body? It also felt like his body was...crumbling at the seams.
Tobi looked up and he noticed Konan and Nagato in the room. He quickly steeled his face and resisted the pain while he placed on his mask. He steadied himself and turned back to his two partners. "What is it?" He asked while Konan glanced towards her only friend. Nagato just folded his arms.
"Why are you so injured? It has been a week and a half since your proclaimed assault on the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. You look like you are about to crumble from sickness," Nagato said. Nothing could get past the eyes of a god. Not even the ever so obvious things. "Maybe the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki is too much for you," Pain asked before he had a glare casted at him.
"I will be fine. Just do your job. It's as simple as that. Understood?" Tobi asked before he walked out of the room. Whatever Naruto did to him, it was affecting his chakra, and badly. He had some research to go do.
Konohagakure, Council Room
Tsunade was never known to be a tolerant woman. While she had tolerated a lot, she still wasn't about to be walked over by people and that included the council. It was quite obvious that word had been spreading about Naruto and while no one would make a big deal about a contract and tons of people had them. Tsunade was just being so secretive about it. She kept saying that it was Naruto's contract and as a shinobi he wasn't obliged to explain anything to anyone. Especially since no one had carried to know that she had the Slugs at one point.
"Tsunade be that as it may. With the current presence of Akatsuki around we must know the full extent to Uzumaki's potential. He is after all the son of the Yondaime. You should just tell him to tell us. If it's not a big deal then he will not be so protective of it. Unless, you're hiding something from us Tsunade," Koharu said while Tsunade kept her face buried in her hands. The Shinobi council on the left and the Civilian council on the right. So many people wanted to know that it was kind of nerve-racking. Tsunade glanced towards Hiashi and the Hyuuga head kept his face impassive which told her all she needed on the subject.
Tell me Koharu, why are you so interest in Naruto now? As I recall, you and the rest of this council didn't give a damn about him in his early life. So now that he's actually contributing to this village then you take a personal interest. In case you have forgotten, but you are already overstepping your boundaries," Tsunade said while Koharu steeled her gaze, but she didn't have anything that she could say against such a claim since she knew that Tsunade was very much right. No one had been around Naruto to really demand anything from him, but all these things occurring and then there was Naruto's hesitant look during the funeral. How in the hell were the people supposed to calm down from this?
"Tsunade, you forget YOUR place. You are responsible for this village and all of its inhabitants. You cannot exclude information from us that might prove vital. It is your duty to put the people first and no just someone that you hold close. You are better than that," Koharu said before everyone blinked. Koharu in her sudden outrage had failed to notice that Tsunade was staring at her as well. "What are you all looking at? I'm talking here!" Koharu shouted while Tsume raised her hand to her head and pointed. Everyone else mimicked her while the anbu tilted their heads to the side. Above Koharu's head were three fireballs dancing around each other.
Soon the fireballs disappeared as music started to play. The lights went out and the civilian council jumped up fast. Everyone was in a panic while the anbu dropped to the ground. Tsunade narrowed her eyes and the Shinobi council quickly took action as music started to play. "What the hell is this?" Tsunade shouted before everyone heard three voices.
'You have all been tried and found guilty. You will pay with your souls. You will give yourselves to ussssss," They hissed and the civilian council gulped while the more experienced people narrowed their eyes. Five glowing white fireballs appeared in front of everyone. They danced around and they quickly came into view. "You have will pay with your souls. We will have our revenge!" They shouted as the wind picked up around everyone as they covered their eyes. The room was instantly flashed with a KI as a blinding light appeared above them. Everyone looked up and even Hiashi, with his byakugan active couldn't dispel what was happening as they noticed a large fireball over their heads. It was then that the fireball lit up the room and everyone noticed Dan walking up to them. Now yes, spirits couldn't directly communicate with people, but it was a little thing called premonition. He simply manifested his body in front of them.
"Koharuuuuu, you traitorrrrrr. You'd hide it from everyone wouldn't you?" Dan asked as he stepped forward. His KI launched through the room while the anbu took a step back. Tsunade eyed Dan and she saw a lot of amusement in his eyes and sighed. Damn him. However, Tsunade just couldn't hide her amusement also and wanted to play along. Sure she'd have paperwork, but this might be fun.
"Koharu, what is the meaning of this? What did you do!?" Tsunade shouted while people turned to her. Koharu took a step back and shook her head. "N-No, I didn't do anything. I swear it. I never did anything to Dan," she pleaded while Dan took out a kunai from his pouch. He chuckled and then he cackled while the lights flickered and the flute music intensified. A large array of bones sprung from the ground and Dan smiled.
"Don't you remember me Koharu-chan? Do you not remember the night we shared? You said...you loved me. Was that a lie?" Dan asked as he took his white kunai and walked towards her. Koharu gulped and felt her elderly bones buckle as she continued until she couldn't back away anymore.
"Koharu-san, what have you done!?" A council member asked. "Y-You had a thing with Dan Kato!? I've misjudged you. How old were you to do that?" Some people asked while Koharu shook her head.
"L-Lies, they are all lies!" she said and Dan stopped while he dropped his kunai to the ground.
He placed a hand over his head and turned to Tsunade. He walked up to her and fell to the ground. "Oh Tsunade-chan, I'm so sorry for what I've done. I have been so unfaithful. I know you can't forgive me so please. Let me correct my mistake. Let me be happy. Let me...drag my lover to hell," Dan said as he lunged at Koharu. She shivered as he wrapped his arms around her body. He smiled at her as best he could before he looked at the ground and grinned as seals appeared while Fujikaze and Tayuya flew into the room. They swirled around as spirits normally do while everyone looked on.
"Hokage-sama, what shall we do!?" An anbu asked while Tsunade saw Dan carrying Koharu through the portal. She shook her head while Homura gulped. Everyone was stiff before Tsume snarled. "Damn, we can't just stand here!" she shouted as she and Kuromaru lunged at Dan. She wanted to slash him apart before she noticed a skeletal creature come from the ground and block her.
"You. Shall. Not. Pass!" It said and Tsume widened her eyes. Tsunade turned to Hiashi and he looked at her with an 'Are you serious' look and Tsunade just smiled telling Hiashi all he needed to know.
"Shikaku, do something. Come up with a plan!" Inoichi shouted before another wave of fireballs came over them. Shikaku balled his fists as he didn't have a plan for something like this. Things were happening too fast. Also these couldn't exist, there were no such thing as spirits. Right?
Everyone dodged the attack and glanced towards Dan holding Koharu in his arms. "Now then Koharu-chan, let us descend into hell. Where we shall be one forever and ever. And Ever," Dan said while the light enveloped both his and her body.
"No, I don't want to go! Tsunade, help me. Gather the anbu, call someone! I'm not ready to go!" Koharu shouted while Tsunade sniffled and turned her head.
"It's all your fault. I never had his heart. I knew something fishy was going on. Damn you Koharu. Damn you. I hope you can be happy where you are going!" Tsunade replied harshly while Koharu screamed. Dan smiled and waved goodbye.
"Now then, come my love. With me...to...our...hell," Dan said and a light enveloped the room with only a scream staying in there. Everyone shielded their eyes from the light before it faded. Tsunade opened her eyes and everyone saw Koharu's body on the ground. She was staring wide-eyed at the ceiling while she shivered. No she wasn't going to have a heart attack, but boy was she pale. Everyone raced over to her and Tsunade placed her hands on her chest.
"Y-You all have to believe me. I didn't do anything of the sort!" Koharu said while people glanced at each other. They all started to murmur to themselves before they shook their heads and walked away. "No I really didn't!" She said and people just didn't pay her a glance.
"Koharu, I will deal with you later. For right now, just get out of my sight. I'm ending this meeting," Tsunade said and people just filed out. They paid one last glance to Koharu before filing out leaving Tsunade alone. Tsunade sighed and sat in a chair before she snickered. She didn't even have to turn around to see Dan, Pakura, Tayuya, Kimimaro and Fujikaze behind her.
Dan smirked as he placed his arms on the table. "So was that as much fun for you as it was for us?" he asked while Tsunade calmed her laugher. "Oh yes, that was very creative. I had actually thought that you had done that at first, but I'm glad it was a joke," Tsunade replied.
"It was my idea thank you very much," Tayuya said. She never liked that bitch anyway. Especially not the first time that she had seen her, which was...this time. Yep, that woman was the target from the start. Oh man that was fun for her.
"Well I will have to condone it this time simply because you have all helped me out quite a bit. I needed that little distraction as you guys are becoming quite popular along with Naruto," Tsunade said and everyone got serious at the hearing of their summoner.
"What of it?" Pakura asked and Tsunade cleared her throat before she replied, "Well frankly, it's not really a secret about you guys. People know he has a contract, just not what it holds. They have all been pestering the hell out of me about it and I was nearing he end of my rope on that one," Tsunade said with a sigh while everyone else glanced at each other.
"Well then why doesn't the shithe...*ahem* Shikon-sama do something about it? He's obviously not going to crack from this place. He told us what it was like. If you people couldn't break him then, then what makes you think he'll tell now?" Tayuya asked and Tsunade snickered.
"I really have no idea, but I know that if it comes down to it. Humans are really demons in disguise. Please protect Naruto, if I fail to do so," Tsunade said and the others smiled. "Hai Tsunade-san," They all said before they vanished out of sight. Tsunade then just smiled, stood to her feet and walked off. She would have to get ready by next week.
With Kushina, Yuri and Yura
The three female were currently trying on clothes with each other as they had bag after bag in front of them. Kushina had decided this just to find out more about her family. A little family bonding if you will. Simply wanting to know more about each other and without Naruto around. He was always around, but sometimes it was just best to get along with each other. "Yura-neechan, do you think Nii-san would like this?" Yuri asked while Yura blushed at the sight of a red sleeveless shirt with a buttoned design in the middle allowing for maximum to minimum cover of cleavage.
Feeling embarrassed about the issue Yura snorted. "Y-Yuri that is indecent. How can you think about such things?" Yura asked while Yuri smiled. Yep, that reaction had told her that this was another good choice. Also know Kushina's eyebrow twitched before she chuckled darkly.
"Yura-chan, Yuri-chan, please come over here for a second," Kushina said more as an order than anything else. Yuri and Yura flinched from her voice and walked over to her while Kushina grabbed them. She smiled brightly before it darkened. "You think I don't know what you're doing? You think you can steal sochi away from me?" Kushina asked while Yuri and Yura widened their eyes. They turned to her and gasped. His own mother? Not only them, but his own mother had this type of thing going on also?
"Y-You too?" Yuri asked and Kushina smiled. "Is there a problem?" she asked hoping that there wasn't one. Problems were meant to be...resolved. Yura and Yuri shook their heads and inched away from the elder Uzumaki while Yura bit her thumb.
"Che, Nii-sama I think I have a better body than Kushina-san. O-Or do you prefer mature women?" Yura wondered to herself as she looked at her breasts then at Kushina's and sighed dejectedly.
"Wow, now we have nothing to hide right? We all like Nii-san. I vote for sharing!" Yuri said raising her hand while Kushina and Yura stared at her. They then turned to each other and shook their heads left and right. "Why should we share?! We're Uzumaki! We don't share!" Kushina and Yura shouted at the same time while Yuri sweatdropped.
"Oh I don't know. I just think that's better than the alternative. Which is two of us being heartbroken," Yuri said while Yura glared at Kushina. Kushina glared at the two younger Uzumaki and it was a good staring match for a bit. "Well Nii-sama could also just leave us all and just go off with either Fuka-nee or Guren-nee. You know how they are," Yuri added and a small fire appeared behind Kushina and Yura. Never, no way in the seven bowels of hell. It wouldn't happen.
"I call first dibs dattebane," Kushina shouted while Yura and Yuri stood slack-jawed.
"Hey that's not fair dattebayen! I brought us all together so I should have first dibs!" Yuri argued and Yura felt a little left out before a tick mark appeared on her head and she cracked her knuckles.
"No I call first dibs. Besides, Nii-sama's first kiss was mine," Yura said proudly while Yuri growled. Kushina's eyes then beamed as she placed a hand on her hips.
"Oh no, his first kiss was mine Yura-chan. Actually his 'first' was with me also. So you have no firsts," Kushina said and Yura widened her eyes. Actually Naruto never told his mother about where his first kiss actually went as he all but suppressed that memory forever. It was never to be seen or brought up again.
Yura fumbled and pointed her long finger at Kushina who could say that she was finally proud of something that had to do with her son. Well, she was proud of a lot of things, but that was beside the point. "C-Cheater, we didn't even know Nii-sama that time. You can't hold us to that!" Yura shouted while Kushina shook her head.
"Nope, that how it goes. He's officially mine. I'm just...lending him to you when I'm not around," Kushina said as she swayed her way out of the store. Yura and Yuri glanced to each other and growled. They really weren't going to like this arrangement, but it was all that they could come up with.
With Team Seven
Sasuke and Naruto sat together along with Kakashi and Sakura as they waited for their food to arrive. It was obvious to everyone that Sakura was really happy with being able to be a team again, well at least for a little while anyway. "So what's it like out there? I've only been on minor missions, but you guys had to have been everywhere right?" Sakura asked with her elbows on the table.
"Hn, it's nothing major. Just the usual," Sasuke said more to himself than an answer to Sakura, but everyone heard it.
"Basically like Sasuke says it. Nothing too big. Did some missions, earned some money, fought Akatsuki, that stuff," Naruto said and Sakura widened her eyes while she turned to Sasuke and Kakashi who nodded in seriousness.
"Was it Itachi?" Sakura asked and she only saw Sasuke's hands ball in either anger or contempt. Either way, it showed that he wasn't happy, but he was so closer. Hopefully in this mission to Kumo, he could find some things out.
"No it wasn't Itachi. It was...," Kakashi paused as he thought it over. He turned to see Sasuke and Naruto glaring at him, but both could see that even he didn't want to believe what was coming out of his mouth. Nearly all of Team Minato had met. Kakashi had met Obito, but he didn't know that Rin was alive. Somehow, some way he would have to get Obito to see Rin, if at all. "Well we don't know who it was. He had some kind of mask and he was after Naruto apparently," Kakashi said while Sakura gasped.
"Well they didn't get him since he's here. So who saved him? What it you Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked and Sasuke shook his head. Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Then it was you Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked and Kakashi shook his head with a small frown as both he and Sasuke could feel Naruto's KI rising ever slowly. "Well then who saved him?" Sakura asked intrigued while Naruto mumbled.
"No one saved me. I saved myself," he said and Sakura leaned over the table.
"What did you say Naruto?" she asked and Naruto just stood up from his place and turned to Sakura, "I'm not hungry," he replied before he walked away and disappeared into the streets. Sasuke snorted and glared at the wall while Kakashi sighed. He knew why Naruto left. No one liked that word 'rescue'. For a shinobi it did mean help and it did mean that you might live, but it also meant that you weren't strong enough to be able to fight an enemy off. Sasuke almost never liked to be rescued, even when he knew the value of teammates. Naruto, just like him, had his pride and it just took a blow from Sakura's tact.
"Sakura, Naruto didn't need anyone saving him because he took him down by himself. He stayed alive on his own power. I thought you would also like to know that he did defeat one of the Akatsuki members. Of course that was due to the help of my own mother and Kakashi-san, but that's beside the point. This was a bad idea," Sasuke said as he got up and left. Kakashi then sighed and patted Sakura on the shoulder.
"Sakura, I'm not going to scold you nor am I going to be berate you for what you said. It's sort of like that, but you are still stuck in the past. You never stopped to consider that Naruto could fight them off on his own. He should've given you some hints when he fought me along with you. Naruto was trained by his mother and she's much stronger than me. She's probably on equal footing with Jiraiya-sama if not surpassing him in a few areas. Don't go selling Naruto short. More than likely, by now, and with what he holds, he's stronger than me," Kakashi said with an eyesmile while Sakura widened her own emerald colored eyes.
"Seriously? Naruto did it by himself?" Sakura asked and Kakashi chuckled while he stood to his feet.
"He wouldn't be under Hinoken if he couldn't do something like that. Don't worry, you didn't hurt him too bad, but you did still hurt him. Remember, it's because of him that Sasuke even came back," Kakashi said before leaving the place. Sakura just sighed and looked at the empty table. It was then that she realized what Naruto had been telling her. They might be back, but they would never be the same. Now she had seen it, only...she wanted them as a team. Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke, along with Kushina, Yugao, and Mikoto, were their own team. There wasn't a place for her there.
"Naruto, Sasuke. You've left me behind again," Sakura thought to herself before she sighed, stood up, and walked out.
Kumogakure, Unknown Room
"Talk! Who sent you!?" A blonde haired man shouted at an equally blonde haired woman with semi-dead eyes. She just stared at him and he stared right back at her. The Kumo shinobi narrowed his eyes before he heard steps descending the stairs behind him as he turned his head to see a very muscular, dark-skinned man right behind him wearing blonde dreads, gold bangle bracelets on each arm. He wore the Raikage's hat over his head while he came up to his subordinate.
"Has she spoken?" he asked and the man next to him quickly saluted his Raikage. Yep, the man in front of him was the Raikage of Kumo and proclaimed to be the fastest man in the world with the Yondaime Hokage's death.
"No A-sama. She hasn't said anything within the past two days," the blonde man next to him said and A nodded with a sigh of his voice. "Shall I continue?" he asked and A shook his head obviously not willing to waste resources on this.
"No Shi, that will be enough. I know this type. She's one of Danzo's men. You won't get anything out of here even if it means death. Besides, I know that there is a seal that would keep her from talking anyway. I know all about his methods," A said while Shi glared at the captive Komachi in front of him. She was still in her Anbu Root armor, but all of her weapons were confiscated and so was her mask. Just leaving her rather...cute face, but nothing else.
"So she's a Konoha dog then. I was lucky to knock her out before she took anything. Wait, does that mean that she's from Konoha? I knew their little meeting with us was bound to be this. How dare they!?" Shi said slamming the table before another man right behind A came and patted Shi on the shoulder.
"Calm down Shi. Didn't you know? Danzo's a missing nin from Konoha now. He's been so for a good five or six months now. You have nothing to hate from them. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Although it's a dull one," he said while Shi snorted and backed away.
"Whatever. I still don't trust them. Not when they destroyed our chance at an alliance when they killed our jonin for no reason at all. And now it's all bullshit because the body where were buried their little double is gone," Shi said while A sighed. Yeah, the Sandaime still hadn't told the truth to his death and now it had fallen to the Yondaime.
"Well forget it. Keep her here. Konoha is coming in a week and we will see that they are treated right. Shi, Darui, let's go," A said while Shi narrowed his eyes at Komachi before he noticed. He turned one more look and noticed at the edge of her chest...a swirl tattoo. He widened his eyes before he shook his head and walked off. Must've been his imagination.
"Shi, are you alright?" Darui asked patting his shoulder. Shi just started at him and nodded while he closed the door behind him. They came through a building and Shi walked off. He unfurled off a piece of his sleeve and noticed the same swirl mark that he saw on Komachi. It had been more than seven or eight months ago. Maybe it was six? He didn't care anymore. He just wanted to know what this meant and why he was being subjected to this.
"Yo Shi-san, what are you doing all the way out here?" Shi looked up from his wanderings to see four sights. A dark-skinned redhead girl, a dark-skinned white hair boy, a blonde light-skinned girl and a blonde light-skinned boy.
"Yo Karui, Omoi, Samui, Atsui. What are you guys doing?" Shi asked as he discreetly placed his bandage back over his shoulder which was something that Samui noticed but didn't comment on it.
"We just finished our training with Bee-sama and we're going back home. So Konoha is coming in a week right?" Karui asked and Shi nodded his head with a subtle look of contempt in his eyes that not any of them caught.
"That's right, but if we're lucky then they will leave without much trouble. Now then, I have to get going. See you guys later," Shi said while the others looked at each other.
"What's wrong with him?" Karui asked while Omoi shook his shoulders. Atsui just blinked and for once, decided to keep his mouth shut as where his sister's orders. Sometimes he was just too much hot to handle. "Well anyway, let's go going!" Karui shouted running off while Omoi sweatdropped. Samui sighed and rubbed her shoulders.
"Honestly, you two are too much for me," she said walking off behind Karui while Omoi and Atsui followed in step.
Hokage Gates, one week later
Tsunade growled as she tapped her foot impatiently. They were supposed to be there by now. No scratch that, she was supposed to be there in about ten minutes to greet the Raikage, but Naruto had just claimed that they could waste time and he had the sure fire way of getting them there. Now that she thought about it, Tsunade had no idea how Naruto was planning to do to get them there. Man how she wished she should've asked.
"Dammit, where is the brat!?" Tsunade asked while Kushina, Sasuke, Yuna, Yura, Yuri, Kakashi, Yugao and Mikoto gathered around. Everyone was simply waiting for their blonde teammate to come so they didn't do anything. "I swear, I'm gonna knock him a new one when I get my hands on him," Tsunade said while the others chuckled. It was fair of Tsunade to understand that Naruto could teleport them. They didn't tell her cause everyone wanted to see the utter look of pure shock on her face.
Instantly, Naruto landed to the ground and Tsunade was more than ready to flat out kill him, but he was their only means of transportation at the moment, not to mention it, but they had to hurry up. "Damn it brat, hurry up. Do whatever you need to and wow me already. I swear if we're not there within five minutes then I'm gonna create a new rank below genin and have you stuck there forever!" Tsunade shouted while Naruto nodded.
"Your wish is my command Baa-chan," Naruto said as he cracked his knuckles and held out his right hand. He felt the Honshou flow through his body while she shouted, "Jikūyugami no Jutsu," Naruto shouted and Tsunade watched in awe as the large purplish portal appeared in front of them. However, she didn't have the time to awe at it long before she was pushed through by Naruto while the others followed suit.
Border of Kumogakure
"She's late. Does she intend to make me wait all this time?" A asked with a few of his shinobi present. He growled while Mabui, his assistant, tried to calm him down by telling him that they would be here soon. He just sighed and nodded. "I swear, that if she's not here in ten seconds then...," A stopped as a large portal appeared in front of him. He widened his eyes and all his shinobi got ready for any kind of assault before they noticed Naruto pushing Tsunade out of the portal.
"There Baa-chan, is that fast enough?" Naruto asked while Tsunade felt her heart lighten. She then growled and bonked Naruto on the head.
"Don't fuckin' scare me like that brat!" she said while Naruto chuckled sheepishly. Right behind him came the others in their Hinoken attire along with Yura, Yuri and Yuna as the portal closed. "Sheesh," Tsunade said before she looked up to see A and the rest of his shinobi blinking away in confusion. Tsunade coughed and straightened her clothes.
"Sorry for any trouble Raikage-dono. I hope I am not late," Tsunade said before A snapped out of his stupor and just nodded. He turned his head to Kushina and the Red Death glared at him. He stared at her as well and the two seemed to be having their own fight for a little bit before they broke apart.
"You are not late Hokage-dono. Right on time actually. I would like for us to begin our discussion as soon as possible. My shinobi will see your guardians to their respective places," A said and Tsunade nodded with a slight bow as they all walked off. Most of the Kumo shinobi were still confused as to how in less than five minutes, Tsunade appeared right in front of them along with a Minato look-alike, but the thing that really scared them all was the Red Death in front of them. They had heard the reports that Kushina was making her debut back as a Kage-level shinobi in the new team Hinoken, but no one believed it until now. They had reports that she had died, so then what was this?
Everyone decided to ponder it later as a few shinobi showed Hinoken to their living quarters for the remainder of their stay in Kumo. It was mostly a decent hotel that they were staying at and not crowded at all.
"Here are your teams rooms. Feel free to walk around the village if you must," a shinobi said before closing the door leaving Naruto, Yura, Yuri and Kushina together. The three female Uzumaki glared at each other as they saw two beds and Naruto sighed.
"Janken you three," he said and with a wave he left them to their own devices. Yeah, they had talked with him about the certain things that week. It had been almost one of the most awkward conversations of Naruto's life.
Flashback, one week earlier
"Sochi, please come over here," Kushina said sweetly while Naruto came down the stairs. He noticed Yura and Yuri sitting on the couch along with Kushina and he felt his danger senses go off. Maybe it was Kyuubi, the spirits, or his instincts, but he really wanted to run right now. However, Naruto Uzumaki never ran away and if it was something that he had done then it would be his fault.
Naruto sat down to the patted seat next to Kushina between herself and Yura. Yuri then got up and smiled as she leaned in front of Naruto. "You are so wrong Nii-san. You can't love just one of us can you?" Yuri asked before she smothered his lips much to his surprise. He quickly glanced to his left and saw his mother's amused face before Yuri quickly disconnected.
"You really are selfish Nii-sama, but being yours then you more than make up for it," Yura said as it was her turn to take his lips for her own as she quickly kissed him with more passion that Yuri had tried to do. She swirled her tongue in his mouth while neither Naruto, nor Kyuubi, nor Sanbi, knew why he was this lucky. Yura backed away with a small blush before Kushina coughed getting Naruto's attention.
"We don't like it sochi. You really should only have one, but you're just so cute and handsome. I would never allow this with Minato, but your so special to me. We all love you. However, we are all you get. No more..got it?" Kushina asked with a glare while Naruto gulped. He nodded fervently while Kushina smiled. "Then we are all in agreement. Yuri did it, Yura did it, and I will do it. We'll seal it with a kiss," Kushina said as she quickly smothered her son's lips while Yura and Yuri kissed his two cheeks. Naruto couldn't help, but get a massive erection from this and it was something that the three noticed.
"Oh, Nii-san's excited at this," Yuri said while Yura smirked. Kushina chuckled and they glanced back to Naruto while Kushina shook her head. "Nope Nii-chan, none for you. Consider it punishment for toying with our maiden hearts dattebayen," Yuri said as they got up and left. Kyuubi was silent, Sanbi was silent, the spirits were silent and Naruto was silent. His hair covered his eyes and he heard one of the spirit snicker before he smirked and grabbed his sword.
"Anyone laugh and I will send you to Shin so fast you won't even blink. That means you too Kyuubi," Naruto said and Kyuubi, wisely, stayed silent as he wasn't ready to get himself killed just yet. However, he could feel for Naruto. No guy wanted to be left hanging like that, literally.
"I swear, I feel like I just made a stupid pact with three crazy women. No doubt they are going to live this up as much as possible," Naruto said to himself before he got a grin in his eyes. Alright, if they wanted to play, then he would play as well.
Flashback Over
Naruto left the hotel and appeared in the streets. He was sort of bored for the most part and he couldn't train like he wanted. This was another person's country and Kumo was already cautious of Konoha as it was. He didn't need to add to it. "Hey Naruto-san, where are you going?" Yugao asked leaving as well while Naruto looked at her before smiling.
Shrugging, he replied, "Oh I was just going to walk around. Wanna come with me? As I see it, you and I have never really been hanging out together. Let's have a start then," Naruto said and Yugao nodded with a gentle smile as she walked alongside Naruto. The two looked at the dozens of shops, stores and trades' places happening in front of them and Naruto turned to Yugao.
"Ne, Yugao-chan, how come you have never...asked me to revive your lover? That Hayate guy?" Naruto asked as he hoped that he didn't ruin the mood for her. Yugao stopped walking and contemplated Naruto's words. That's right, she knew of his powers and she could very well get her wish for it, but in some way she felt, she was...using Naruto for her own ends. That didn't feel right with her.
"Well I appreciate the sentiment Naruto-san, but I think that Hayate would just be happy with how he lived. Yes, I miss him quite a bit, but I think that it would be a little awkward with how I've grown and he hasn't. Sure two years isn't a lot, but I think it would be best for him. Is that alright?" Yugao asked and Naruto nodded.
"Yeah no problems here. Just wanted to ask. I mean I did it for myself, Sasuke, and Kakashi. Hmm only the women on this team don't want anyone revived huh?" Naruto asked and Yugao chuckled before she shrugged her shoulders.
The two continued to walk away before Naruto felt a pat on his shoulder. He turned and saw no one there before he, secretly, pushed Honshou into his eyes getting their silver color as he looked behind him again. He noticed three spirits frantically pointing towards a building and Naruto narrowed his eyes. They seemed to want him to hurry and Naruto wasn't sure why, but he wanted to go with them, but didn't dare. He couldn't jeopardize this. He would have to look at it later. For now, he just nodded and sent them away while he quickly deactivated his eyes.
Yugao saw the look in his eyes and looked back at the building that he had been staring at and glared at it as well before she stayed silent and continued in her observations.
The Hinoken pair continued to walk through the village before they came to a large temple. It seemed to be a rather far ways from the village itself and Naruto looked up the huge stairs to see the entrance. Naruto and Yugao turned to each other before both shrugged and started to walk up the stairs. "Ey yo ya fool. Where ya think you goin'? You gotta pay respect before ya go flowin' into da famous Bee-sama's house. Yeah!" a person said and Naruto looked up only to see someone hop over his head and land to the ground behind him.
"Who is this guy?" Naruto thought aloud. This guy had dark skin just like a majority of Kumo's shinobi. He had a muscular build and he was wearing oval glasses to cover his eyes as well as blonde hair. He also had a tattoo for 'iron' on it. Naruto could feel a bit of power from that seal and glared. He had Kumo's standard flak jacket of one-strap-over-one-shoulder style. Naruto could see seven swords on his back and figured that guy had exceptional kenjutsu.
"Oh you is hurtin' me ya fool. You gotta know who Bee-sama is. Here let him teach you before he beats you. Bakayaro! Konoyaro!" He said while Naruto and Yugao sweatdropped before Yugao leaned towards her partner.
"Naruto, this is Kirabi. He is the Guardian of Kumo. He is also, the jinchuuriki of the Hachibi," Yugao said while Naruto's eyes shifted. He grinned towards Kirabi and snickered. Looks like his stay in Kumo might just be fun after all.
"Oh the woman with the purple hair is right. You could see she is full of sight. Now pay your respects before ya fall before ma' might!" Bee said and Naruto snorted. He was more than ready to pay some kind of respect before three kunai stopped him. Yugao glared to the right and everyone noticed three people about Naruto's age facing off against them.
"Konoha, what are you doing here? This area is forbidden," Karui said while Naruto raised an eyebrow. He looked across the landscape of mountains and clouds while he shrugged.
"Well sorry about that. I didn't see the word 'Forbidden' on any stone entrance. Sorry for that," Naruto said and Karui growled while Samui and Omoi narrowed their eyes. They were all ready to move before they heard their sensei's voice.
"What are ya'll doin'? You treatin' the brother from Konoha bad with your foolin'. Stop it right now or you is gonna be booin' Bakayaro! Konoyaro!" Bee said glaring at his three apprentices while Karui wanted to retort, but a solid glare from Bee shut her down.
"What are you doing out here? Did you want the secrets to Bee-sama's strength so that you could try and take his bijuu? Then you would seal it into one of your own people and then you would wage war on us by destroying our village with the power of the Hachibi. Well we don't..," Omoi stopped his exaggeration as Karui pounded his head to the ground.
"Shut up! It's nothing like that. No one other than Raikage-sama is stronger than Bee-sensei," Karui said and Naruto's eyes just gleamed while Yugao sighed. "Oh man, he's got that crazy look in his eyes. He always wants to prove someone wrong. This can't be good," Yugao thought to herself.
"Be cool Karui, Omoi. It is like he told us. There is no forbidden word over this place so anyone could get lost here. Don't go making assumptions. Please forgive our disrespect," Samui pleaded with a bow before Naruto followed.
"No, we were wandering. Sorry about that dattebayo," Naruto said and Samui just gently accepted the answer as she leaned up. She then turned back to Kirabi and sighed.
"Bee-sensei, where were you about to go? We have practice," Samui said and Bee nodded although it was a bit with reluctance in his movements. He would've preferred to be writing at this time. He then glanced towards Naruto and noticed the sword strapped to his waist. His glasses slightly shined and he nodded to himself.
"Alright ya fools. Be ready for Bee has the opponent for ya. Ya'll will be fightin' da blonde fool. Yeah!" Bee said while everyone listening widened their eyes. Yugao shook her head while Naruto snickered.
"Him? What's so special about him? We'll mop the floor with him," Karui said and Naruto's eyes narrowed. He knew as a shinobi, being underestimated meant death, but something about him getting that feeling was insulting.
"Den there should be no problems. You up ma students against ya...Ummmm," Bee trailed while Naruto just walked forward.
"Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki. And yeah, I'll take them on. I'd like to put the redhead in her place dattebayo," Naruto said touching his sword eagerly while Karui fumed. "What. Was. THAT!?" Karui asked/shouted while she stomped her foot on the ground. She would so take care of this. Then she would fuckin' show him his place. Yeah, she would so do that.
"Are you sure you're cool with this? You can back out," Samui said and Naruto shook his head. "Nah, I needed a light workout anyway. Just try to be gentle with me. I bruise easily," Naruto shot back with a smile. Omoi grinned while Samui remained impassive, but show amusement, while Karui was just pissed off to the max. Oh she would so make this motherfucker pay.
Kumo Hotel
Kushina and Yura pouted as Yuri held up the victory sign with her fingers. The two took one bed and Yuri took the other with Naruto. She was quickly getting settled while there was a knock on the door. Kushina stood up and opened it as she saw Kakashi, Mikoto and Sasuke appear with Tsunade right behind Yuna. They filed in and closed the door.
"Where are Yugao and the brat?" Tsunade asked while Kushina shook her head. She really wasn't sure, but if this was urgent then Kushina could always use her Honshou to find her son. It seemed that her Honshou was capable of sensing far away Honshou traces over a good mile. It had been a useful quality in finding Naruto from time to time, but then again. He always came running to her when it was time to eat or simply have some fun. He was just like that. "Great, just when I need him to be present," Tsunade said to herself before shaking her head. She would have to think about him later.
"What is it? What happened at the meeting?" Sasuke asked with his arms folded while Tsunade sighed angrily. "Feh, you'd think that that stubborn ass would be more grateful for us to warn him of the threat of the Akatsuki especially since they had lost one of their jinchuuriki, but he claimed that our reasoning was quite unneeded as they had their own way of handling things. Makes me just want to punch his ass," Tsunade said before calming herself down.
"Well you didn't just leave it at that did you?" Mikoto asked while Tsunade just stared at her. She then shook her head and sat down while rubbing her temples.
"No I didn't, but I think that it might've been better if I did. In order to show how serious I was I...challenged him to a bet," Tsunade said and everyone glanced towards each other. "Great how much money did you lose?" Kushina asked with a roll of her eyes. Tsunade growled before standing back up.
"I didn't bet money. I bet, this alliance. Raikage accepted on the condition that Konoha wins. Our jinchuuriki vs theirs. Naruto against their Guardian, Kirabi," Tsunade said and Kushina just stared blankly.
"You're going to have my sochi fight not only the person who could try to fight Minato, but also be a better jinchuuriki than even him?" Kushina asked and Tsunade nodded dejectedly. Everyone glanced to each other and Kushina sighed as she leaned against her chair. "Oh this can't be good dattebane,"
Somewhere Hidden
"Kuso! Kuso! KUSO!" Tobi shouted as he drenched water over his left arm. He cursed at the top of his voice while Zetsu could only watch on. Obito placed his hand on the table and could still feel the burning. "Damn you Minato. You and your son are going to continue to be a damn headache," Tobi said to himself before he glared back to Zetsu.
"Take. It. Off!" He ordered and Zetsu widened his eyes. He looked at the slightly red hand and noticed a large array of veins going through it. They didn't know that Naruto's power came from Honshou and Honshou could be seeped into the body. However, no mortal could control that power and the burning would never stop. Like an Amaterasu, they couldn't be quenched except by the Shinigami or by Naruto. Either way, Tobi's body was screwed if he didn't stop this now.
"Yeah, but we think you can..," Zetsu dodged a cup to his face while the sweat poured from Tobi's face. His mask fell to the ground while he instinctively activated his Mangekyou Sharingan to just try and sustain his will.
"I said do it. Don't argue with me," Tobi said. He could never be hit by Naruto again. If he did then it would be over for him unless he did something now. Zetsu quickly approached the hand and looked over it. The plant man closed his eyes and nodded before the loud cry from Tobi echoed through the halls of the base. Make no mistake, he would get the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki back for this. He swore it. On that fallen arm of his.
KG: Yep done. I just really had the urge to scare someone with that ghost thing in the council room. I know Dan probably doesn't act like that but the guy needs to cut loose a little. I can honestly say nothing as I'll spoil it for you.
Rikku: Hey I've been driving for like...four hours. Can we take a break now?
KG: I guess. Yeah let's stop here.
Sigina: Umm where is here?
KG: No idea, but it's better than...know what no. Let's get out of here right now!
Rikku: W-What why? I thought I could take a break!
KG: You can! I'm driving. Fuck it, I'm not getting slaughtered!
Sigina: Huh? What are you talking about?
KG: You didn't see the moves Wrong Turns 1-5. Hell no am I staying here!
Sigina: It's just a movie!
Rikku: Umm guys.
KG: I don't care. I'm not dying and I'm not having you die in front of me.
Rikku: Guys?
Sigina: We can take care of ourselves!
Rikku: Guys!
KG: You are a human now Sigina. I'm not taking that chance!
Rikku: GUYS!
Both: WHAT!?
Rikku: Umm why is there a guy with a machete drenched in blood walking over to us?
KG: WHAT!? Oh hell no! RUN AWAY! (We drive off)
Man: Hmm I wonder what's wrong with those people? Sheesh, dear do you have anything that can get out these ketchup stains?
Woman: Sure dear, now come back to the Five-star hotel complete with tonight's free food and hot tub. Let them clean it for you.
Man: Alright hun. I'm glad we took that Wrong Turn. It's been fun.
Woman: I know it has.
KG: Oh you have got to be (censored) kidding me! Well you know what? I'm tired. See you later. Stay Breezy, protect what's important to you, review, and SEND ME CREAM SODA! That's right I said it! I DID SAY IT! YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE ORDER! Also you will follow my next order. You...will...RESPECT DA' CREAM! Got it!?