If you know the Dixie Chicks song, Goodbye Earl, then you've got the shape of the story. Except Lydia and Kitty aren't very good at the killing part. So this is more a comedy of attempted murder. P&P sequel. Happy endings guaranteed only for those who deserve them.

In Ramsgate, Georgiana Darcy becomes confused over one of the four-syllable words in a letter from her brother and sets out to investigate. Her discovery is inauspicious.

Mr. Bennet had been married twice in his lifetime. His first marriage was not of his own choosing, and it was an unhappy one. His second marriage brought him much happiness, and he was deeply devoted to his wife. When Mr. Bennet passed away, to Jane's surprise, he chose Elizabeth as the heiress of Longbourn. This is a story about deception,betrayal and love. Unedited story. E&D J&B

A Beauty & the Beast take on Pride & Prejudice, but with no magic. What if Mr. Bennet, in search of a gift for Elizabeth as he journeys with the Gardiners, is imprisoned by Mr. Darcy, the Derbyshire magistrate? Elizabeth journeys from Longbourn to plead for his freedom, and she finds a scarred man whose experience with fire turned him from prideful to beastly. Will they live HEA?

A MAJOR rewrite of a story I never did like...Summary inside. AU NON CANON GENERAL REGENCY (sorry it was too long when I added the bit about it being a major rewrite and general regency non canon bit) All characters either have a small appearance or are mentioned.

When Elizabeth and The Gardiners' tour of Pemberley goes awry, they become unexpected guests of the Darcys. Can this unforeseen stay lead to a serendipitous family of felicity? Or will their absence in family matters lead to the Bennetts' ruin?

It is my take on how ODC might have navigated their way to happiness after being forced to marry due to rumours and gossip

William Darcy is a world famous rock star with his band Pemberley, also starring singer Charles Bingley and drum musician Richard Fitzwilliam. Elizabeth Bennet is a technician working on their tour. Her sister Jane and her friends Charlotte and Maria Lucas form the group The Meryton Assembly, are Pemberley's opening act. What could possibly go wrong ?

Fitzwilliam Darcy doesn't hold back when telling Elizabeth Bennet about his ardent love for her. She loves him as well, but because of Lydia, the Bennets' reputation will be permanently damaged. Darcy and Elizabeth join forces to seek a favorable resolution.

In which Mr. Bennet gets some visitors who have been reading JAFF. An absurdist one-shot.

George Darcy and Lady Anne are still alive and not happy with how haughty their son has become. They will have to take steps to reverse it, before its too late.

The last thing he expected to encounter during a walk to forget Miss Elizabeth Bennet was Miss Elizabeth Bennet herself, trying to escape an unwanted marriage. What else was Darcy left to do but to assist her?

P&P (and post-novel) through the eyes of Mary, Kitty, and Lydia. Behind the main scenes of Austen's novel: family drama, sibling rivalry, romance, heartbreak, self-discovery, cannon and original characters. Better summary inside. Post-novel chapters now being posted...

Part of my "If Music Be" series of P and P (and related media) series of stories. A series of short, mostly (or possibly all) rated M scenes from Lizzie and Williams life in the Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe, inspired by Billy Joel's Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

Soulmate/ Soulmark variation. Regency. Alternate Universe. Soulmarks, Shared dreams, Humor and a little angst. Spice will come later in the story. First person, Dual POV.

Darcy battles his pride, his past, and his present, hoping to secure a happy future. A character study and love story. — All in Darcy's POV..

What if instead of walking away from Elizabeth after she rejected him, Darcy kissed her instead? Based off the 2005 movie. This is simply my adaptation of what could have happened instead. I don't own any of the characters, they all belong to the lovely Jane Austen.

Companion piece to *Master of Pemberley*. Fascinated with the besottedness of Darcy and his so-called unsuitable bride, the by now widowed Hartwell wonders if - who knows? perhaps? - such overwhelming happiness could be attainable for him, too. The question is: how to go about finding a suitable lady for that?

AU NON-Canon GENERAL REGENCY... FACTS CHANGED when it comes the Bingleys and Bennets. Caroline Bingley, tired of living an act and allowing Louisa to live vicariously through her. Visits her father's graves and then drops the act, creating a major change in her life.

A modern re-telling of Pride and Prejudice with twists. Lizzy meets an important Darcy related person before she meets Will Darcy and things go off from there. HEA for the couple. Although, some other things are up for grabs.

Elizabeth and Darcy, a wedding, a wedding night, a honeymoon period, and a splash of drama... What could be better? There WILL be plot, but I'm just having some fun with it first!

Oh, to be a fly on the wall. Well, why not? Come join me as we listen in on some private conversations.

After the Bennets are ruined and left without a father, Mr. Darcy turns up with a proposition for Elizabeth. As disguise is his abhorrence, he decides to explain exactly what he has in mind and wants her to agree to. Contains a darker, sensual and desperate Darcy. This story is rated "M" for frank discussions of sex, past prostitution (Lydia), abuse and marital sex. HEA for ODC.

Elizabeth has accepted Darcy's proposal. The only thing left to do before announcing it to their families and society is to get her father's blessing. But when unknown circumstances and trials prevent Mr Darcy making it to Longbourn what will the consequences be? THIS IS AN EXPLICIT VARIATION - D&E ENTER INTO A MISTRESS / PATRON CONTRACT AND ARE DIFFERENT THAN IN CANNON.

In which canon scenes get disrupted by straight talking. A collection of drabbles and oneshots that diverge from the canon at various points when things were left unsaid.