opening by neostardustdragon101
(Play BLOOM by necry talkie)
A calendar appears reading out the year 2003 the pages flip by showing the images of Scudworth stealing from the graves of historical figures, several tanks containing the baby clones as they slowly began to grow.
Nan da ka kyabi no nioi ga shiteru gareeji de
Matomo janai yume bakari miteta
Mou sukoshi nemutteitai na
They show Naruto, Joan, Abe, Gandhi, Jfk, and Cleo throughout all the crazy adventures they had together, Naruto and Gandhi chasing after a rampaging Geshi, Naruto standing victorious over Scangrade, JFK sinking a basket, Cleo bathing in milk, Joan desperately reaching out to Abe.
Jari ga karakara datta michibata ni aru
Ni, san korogaru gomi ga mieteru
Are ga ima wa utsukushiku mieta sore dake sa
When they come to the day of the prom the look of hurt of Abe's face, the absolute horror etched on Naruto's seeing JFK and Joan in bed together while Cleo has a look of anger as everyone is frozen over as the calendar counties to flip through it's pages day by day, year by year.
Within the basement of clone high, the door begins to shake and burst at the seams as if something is trying to get out. The door bursts open as Naruto and his friends are freed and ready for the new world.
Dou demo ii hanashi datta
Maa… hinekureteru ne tte dake sa
Naruto drags Abe along as he and Gandhi skateboard through the hall of Clone High fiving clones new and old Frida lands beside them as they shred down the stairs.
The skate past Confucius as he is streaming on his phone while Harriet giggles at his antics
Seisan mo shinai mama tada
Wagamama na furi wo shite
Joan smiles as she walks with JFK's arm around her waist as Abe looks on from a distance heartbroken as Naruto pinches the bridge of his nose shaking his head.
The world suddenly becomes dark Naruto looks behind him to see Solana drawing graffiti on the walls when the two of them look at each other the original Naruto Uzumaki stands with Hinata Hyuga smiling at each other before the image shattered to show Solana gripping Naruto's throat glaring at him as she choked him while the whiskered blonde had hearts in his eyes and had a love struck smile on his face.
Ano koro bokura tte jouzu ni hanashi dekiteita ka na
Scudworth watches the scene with pride while Mr. B rolls his eyes. They soon look up to see Candid standing behind them with the new shadow board glaring down at them.
Mebuku you na kimi no kamiiro ga nan darou to
Naruto jumps in his car as his friends follow suit, he kicks Jfk out the car laughing but stops when he sees the glare Joan gives him and pulls him back in.
The drive through town seeing things old and new.
Yuugure ni nareba hi ni somatte iku, akaneiro da na
Naruto and Solana look at each other, naruto's smile making her glare slowly fade as they lean in and their hands grasping each other causing them to float up in the air a massive orange and purple DNA strand forming behind them.
Kienai kokoro ga aru naraba
Naruto sits on the steps of Clone high, Abe standing beside him rubbing his neck, Solana behind him arm around his neck smirking, Frida side by side with Cleo nervously smiling, Confucius showing off his shoes as Harriet tugs his ear, Jfk with his arms around Joan as Gandhi slides in just as the camera goes off with Scudworth and Mr. B popping up in the background
Sabi no tsuichimatta yongen no furetto sa
Biggu mafu de gomakaseru kai?
( hidden base)
the same woman who had fought Naruto in a mech at prom was walking through a hallway and making her way towards a table where a new board of shadowy figures was sitting waiting for her
"welcome agent Candide" Sampson one of the board said greeting the woman
Candide nodded at this as a lizard crawled onto her shoulder. "You wished to see me?" she asked as she pet her lizard on the head
"indeed we are aware that you were involved with the clone high project 20 something years ago" one of the board said as he pushed a file towards Candide
"just near the end before they were all frozen I'm afraid" Candide said as she opened the file and looked at it seeing a picture of the school and of Scudworth in his office screaming madly in his office
"we are aware that you were able to fight the clone of the great Sage and were able to beat him before he was frozen along with the others" one of the board said as a giant TV behind them started showing footage of the fight between Naruto and the mech
"Indeed I was, why bring this up?" Candide said as she narrowed her eyes slightly at this
we are having Scudworth unfreeze the clones so we can guide them into being future world leaders" one of the board members said as the TV switched to a image of the frozen Clones
"and this includes the clone of the Sage" Candide said with a sigh as she turned a page on the file she was given which showed pictures of Naruto causing chaos at the school
"while he's a bit unhinged his battle skills while unconventional would be a valuable asset if guided in the right way" one of the board said
"and we wish to assign you to work with Scudworth and try to make sure this operation goes smoothly" another of the board said
"I won't let you down" Candide said as she closed the file and nodded at this before she left the room
(Naruto's house)
meanwhile at Naruto's house it was morning and Mr B was getting breakfast ready while Scudworth was sitting at the table looking over the morning paper
"ah isn't it wonderful Mr B? after a night with the hair dryer I got all the clones unfrozen and we can finally get back to work on our plan" Scudworth said with a smile as he read the paper
"shouldn't you wake Naruto up he will be late for school Wesley" Mr B said as he placed plates of food on the table
"you do it I know better then to wake that brat it took me 20 years for the last wound to my head from his guitar to heal" Scudworth said with a wince
Mr B sighed at this as he approached the door to Naruto's room which had a sign on it that said "enter under penalty of death, if you can read this you quack you're already dead!"
Mr B opened the door and looked inside seeing that Naruto was asleep in his bed groaning as if he was having a bad dream
"Naruto wake up it's time for school" Mr B said as he shook the teen Clone lightly
"i said your banned from my room you quack!- oh it's you Mr B" Naruto yelled as he shot to his feet his guitar in his hands before he saw that it was the robot butler who had woke him up
"Indeed, you having a bad dream?" Mr B asked curiously as Naruto sat down on his bed
"kinda it was weird I had this weird dream that I was dragged into this multiverse adventure with other versions of myself" Naruto said with a sigh as he rubbed the top of his head before he got up and approached his closet to get dressed
"Is that good or bad?" mr B asked curiously as he raised his eyebrow curiously
"well I kept annoying them with insults, so that was fun but by the end I was kinda seeing them as brothers, it was horrible!" Naruto said with a snicker before he shuddered and shook his head
"hey brat! you're gonna be late for school! get the lead out!" Scudworth yelled as he poked his head into Naruto's room
before Naruto kicked him him in the nose sending him flying into the wall
"ah nothing like a beat down to get the old blood pumping" Naruto said with a grin as he did some stretches as he walked over to the door now in his regular clothes
"have a good day at school Naruto" Mr B said as he handed Naruto a bagged lunch
"thanks Mr B later you quack!" Naruto said with a smile as he took the lunch before he yelled at Scudworth who was still groaning on the ground before he left the house
"damn brat why did we unfreeze him again?" Scudworth asked as he stood up and rubbed his nose
"cause you missed him even if he makes you crazy, well more crazy" Mr B said as he heldup a robot arm
"I never admitted to that!" Mr B yelled as he crossed his arms in a huff causing Mr B to sigh
(With Naruto)
Naruto parked his vespa in the parking lot of the High school just as students started to arrive for today's classes
Naruto sighed as he took off his helmet and looked around a bit at the students "huh we get some new transfer students or something?" he mused to himself as he noticed a lot of new faces among the students before he shrugged and got off his vespa
as he approached the school he noticed Abe talking to Joan with a dopey love struck look on his face before they were interrupted by JFK
"Joan of ark! I want to ask you to be my girlfriend!" JFK said with a smile as he looked at Joan
"huh? really? but your popular, uh can i get back to you later?" Joan said with a look of surprise on her face at JFKs proposal
"uh…..not used to that but sure hey an alien ship! Come back alien ship!" JFK was saying before he spotted a drone flying by which he provided to chase with a smile
"you're not actually gonna date that idiot are you? I mean sure you decided to get your V card punched by that moron but come on sis you can't be that desperate" Naruto said as he approached
"I don't know, I mean maybe? it's my decision isn't it?" Joan asked as she looked at Naruto who was looking at JFK and loading shotgun ammo into his guitar
"huh? oh! yea heh of course it is your decision!" Naruto said with a forced smile at Joan
"…….let's get to class come on Abe" Joan said as she sighed at the blondes antics before she pushed Naruto towards the school before she turned back to look at Abe who was looking at her with a look of sadness at the fact that JFK had asked her to be his boyfriend
"huh? oh sure I'm coming!" Abe yelled as he ran after them
"not in public I hope" Naruto said with a snicker before Joan slapped him in the back of the head as they went inside the school
"Attention students! This is principal Scudworth! all students will assemble for a mandatory meeting in the assembly hall!" Scudworths voice yelled over the PA system
"great not even first period and the quack is already starting with his crap" Naruto said with a sigh as they started walking towards the auditorium
"give him a chance it's probably something important" Abe said as they all found their seats
"I doubt it, probably something stupid knowing the quack" Naruto said with a sigh as he sat down
soon Scudworth was at the podium with a projection screen behind him
"OK everyone, a few quick announcements. Today's lunch is pizza boats, Latin club will meet in the library, and for anyone who thinks it's 2003 you're wrong. you have actually been frozen for 20 some odd years, the students you don't recognize were cloned a few years after you were frozen, so you're all roughly the same age." Scudworth said with a smile as he showed a image of a time Graph that showed that they were indeed frozen in 2003
this caused the students in the auditorium to start to clamer In surprise
"We missed the last 20 years?" Joan asked surprised at this revelation
"Still want to give him the benefit of the doubt?" Naruto asked as he groaned at this reveal before he winced as Joan slugged him in the shoulder
"Oh my God, does that mean I'm 36? cause I look amazing for 36" Cleo said with a smile at this
"nice to know 20 years later your priorities still suck donkey dick- oi! what the hell you quack?!" Naruto was saying before all of the students arms were bound to their seats and their eyes were forced open
"to catch you all up on what has been happening in culture the last two decades I prepared a very fun, clockwork orange style re-education" Scudworth said with a smile at the students
"I do not consent, you quack!" Naruto yelled as he tried to get loose from his seat but it was all in vain
"One, two, three, four! Poke bowls, Fyre Fest, Kim Kardasian was a West, Gaga wore a meat dress, Most meat is now meatless, Janet Jackson nipple slip, Rap rock is no longer hip, Marvel movies, Taylor Swift, Bill Cosby, Google it! Viral trends, K-pop bands, Lost finale, upset fans," Scudworth sang as images on the projection screen accompanied his song
(6 Hours Later)
"Snap, Meta, Insta posts, Pics of avocado toast! Pockets made through NFTs, Only reboots on TV, Keto diet, Beyoncé, Billionaires went to space, Everyone is filled with hate, Now you're all caught up to date!" Scudworth sang as he sweated and panted tired before he finally finished and slumped over panting for breath
"I uh have no questions" JFK said with a smile as everyone was released from their bindings
"Hey, can you sing that again? I got distracted somewhere around Breaking Bad and angry birds!" Naruto yelled out with a smile on his face
"you go to hell and you die! Any other questions?" Scudworth yelled at Naruto before he looked at the other students
"uh yeah I have a question" Joan said as she stood up and raised her hand
"great question, here to not answer it is the most popular clone and the hottest girl in the school….."Scudworth said with a smile
"finally!" Cleo said as she stood up to go down to the podium
"Cleopatra! Please move out of the way so everyone can see Frida Kahlo, your class president." Scudworth said as he pointed at the door
"What?!" Cleo said in surprise as what looked like a teen girl with a unibrow wearing very colorful clothes skateboarded down the stairs while giving peace signs to the cheering students who knew her
"she's popular?!" Cleo asked surprised at seeing this reaction
"wow peaked at 36 so sad" Naruto said with a snicker at this reaction as Frieda approached the podium
"Welcome frozen clones. we know it must be crazy waking up after 20 years, hell I can't function when my smartwatch switches to daylight savings" Frieda said with a smile at everyone
this got laughs from the non frozen Clones and looks of confusion from the frozen Clones
"No one understands what you're saying!" Cleo said with a frustrated look on her face
"obviously a smart watch it most likely a more high tech watch keep up grandma" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
"Don't you have to be a dick somewhere else?" Cleo asked as her eyebrow twitched in irritation
"not until 4" Naruto said with a shrug getting laughs from some of the clones
"anyway the rest if us are gonna help you all shake off those cobwebs by hosting yall in our first ever clone high unity week." Frieda said with a smile at the crowd getting cheers from the crowd of students
"and to give us the details of my sister from another petri dish Harriet Turman!" Frieda said as she held out her arm as a dark skinned teen with pink hair cartwheeled onto the stage getting cheers from the crowd
"thank you and welcome to the future there will be tons of unity events thus week so you better sign up, I'm very serious I will know if you didn't I'll find you I swear" Harriet said happily before her tone changed to more firm as she looked at everyone
"yea that's not off putting" Naruto said as he raised a eyebrow at this
"anyway were passing around the sign up sheet now, peace" Frieda said as she dropped the microphone
"high school sucked the first time around and it's definitely gonna suck now that I have been frozen for 20 years" Joan said with a annoyed look on her face
"I don't know maybe it will be fine living in the future, hey look they have pencils attached to string now!" Abe said as he took the sign up sheet that was passed to him
"……you sure the quack didn't drop you while you were frozen bud?" Naruto asked ashe rose a eyebrow
"let's just get this over with" Joan said with a sigh as they all started to leave the auditorium
(later)
everyone was now outside the school in the track as they all got ready to do the first unity week activity which involved frozen Clones switching shoes with a non frozen clone and walking a mile together
"OK everyone pair up and let's get this started!" a teen boy with blue hair said as he held up his phone and recorded today's events this was Confucius
everyone paired off and started to trade shoes with each other leaving Naruto alone
"hey I think we ran out of students here" Naruto said as he looked at Frieda
"ah don't worry I know someone who hasn't paired off yet whiskers hey Solana!" Frieda said to Naruto before she yelled over to someone in the crowd of students
from the crowd of students came a teen girl who rollerbladed towards them she had fair skin short black hair styled in pixie cut with blue highlights, and dark green eyes, her outfit was a mix of punk and goth and consisted of a gray fishnet top with a sleeveless black vest, black shirt with blue flames at the bottom, torn stockings and black boots
as the girl approached them Naruto's eyes widened as the world seems to slow down for him as he watched this girl approach and as she approached he started to smile in a dopey way and gain hearts in his eyes
"hey bro you ok?" Joan asked as she saw this happen
Naruto opened his mouth but instead of words he started to babble like a idiot his smile getting bigger as Solana approached them
Joan raised a eyebrow at this before she looked at Solana and then Naruto before her eyes widened in realization before she smiled evilly "oh I have waited so long for this day" she said
"What's up Freida?" Solana asked as she stopped In front of her and Harriet
"we have a spare frozen clone that needs a partner for the walk a mile in someone else's shoes event" Frieda said as she gestured to Naruto who still had his dopey smile and hearts in his eyes
"…….if he ok?" Solana asked Joan as she raised a eyebrow at this
"Most people who know him would say it depends on the time and day, hey bro! snap out of it!" Joan said with as she grabbed Naruto's shoulder and shook him a bit to snap him out of it
"what?! what is it?!" Naruto yelled In a panic as he shook his head and came back to his senses
"hey I heard you need a partner for this event blondie, your ok with roller blades right?" Solana asked as she sat down on a bench and started to take off her roller blades
"oh sure! there's nothing I can't handle" Naruto said with a smile as he took off his shoes and switched with her before he put on her roller blades and as he stood up his legs started to wobble frantically
"you ok there blondie?" Solana asked with a raised eyebrow as Naruto started to try and follow after the others with her close behind
"sure! I can handle this easy! oi! out of my way Sunday driver! It's only Monday!" Naruto said before he yelled at some students as he started to roll past them out of control before he crashed into a picnic table set up nearby. I'm ok!" he yelled as he held up his hand in a thumbs up
"oh this is glorious" Joan said with a smile at her brother making a fool out of himself in front of a girl he obviously liked
"what's with Naruto? he's usually more coordinated then this" Abe said as he raised a eyebrow at this getting a sigh from Joan at her best friends cluelessness
(later)
it was now lunchtime and everyone was in line getting there food
"oi! Where's the ramen in this cafeteria?" Naruto asked as he looked at all the available meals and saw that there was no ramen
"oh they don't serve that here" Harriet said as she paid for her food
"WHAT?!?!" Naruto yelled as his eyes widened in surprise
"Yea apparently Scudworth banned that from the school 20 years ago to celebrate a problem student being removed from the school" Frieda said as she led some students to a section of the cafeteria that was for the popular crowd
"you're dead, you third rate hack!" Naruto yelled to the sky dramatically
"oi! I'm second rate at the very least! - oh god!" Scudworth yelled as he poked his head into the cafeteria…….before Naruto tackled him like a linebacker and started to beat him up
"wow Joan your brother is uh interesting" Harriet said as Joan sat with her and Frieda along with JFK
"Yeah…" Joan said with an eye roll
"so what's the deal with him? was he dropped while in his test tube or something?" Solana asked as she approached there table and sat with then
"nah he was raised by Scudworth" Joan said as she shook her head
"ah nuff said" Solana said as she nodded at this as Naruto continued to beat up Scudworth
"suffer for your crimes you quack!"!Naruto yelled as he shook the mad principal by his neck
"Someone please make him some ramen!" Scudworth yelled out as he tried in vain to get him to let go of his neck
as this was happening Mr B rolled into the cafeteria wearing a chefs hat and carrying a big pot of ramen which caused Naruto to stop what he was doing and start to sniff the air before he let go of Scudworth and ran over to Mr B who had put the pot on a table which Naruto started to eat from with gusto
"Sir, don't go into the light!" Mr B said as he went over to Scudworth who was now laying on the ground
Solana chuckled at this "well at least he makes Scudworth miserable" she said as she ate her hamburger
"not a fan of old Scudworth eh?" JFK asked curiously
"not really that idiot and me have some history that I don't want to get into" Solana said as she scowled a bit
(later)
It was after school and Naruto was making his way to his locker and paused as he saw Cleo next to her own locker looking miserable.
"Hey patient zero how's adjusting to modern times going? have they found a cure for that rash yet? at least I hope it's a a rash" Naruto asked with a chuckle as he approached his locker
"fuck off Uzumaki I'm not in the mood for your bullshit" Cleo growled as she closed her looker and looked at the blonde clone
"oh what's the matter? you at least trade insults with me a little bit so it must be bad" Naruto said as he looked through his locker
"Have you been paying attention? or have you been too busy being a pathetic simp for that freak with the rollerblades?" Cleo asked as she looked at Naruto unaware that Solana was rolling towards them after getting her bag out of her locker
"You got something to say to me, Barbie doll?" Solana asked as she raised a eyebrow at Cleo
Naruto snorted at this before he went silent as cleo glared at him before she looked at Solana
"my problem is that everything is so different now, Joan is considered cool along with people like Frieda and Harriet" Cleo said with a scowl
"yea it took 20 years for people with merit to be considered cool ain't it great?" Naruto asked with a grin at this
"don't you have a ramen truck to go hijack or something?" Cleo asked as she looked at Naruto with a annoyed look
"There's a Ramen truck, where?!" Naruto yelled excitedly
"that's not a thing blondie" Solana said with a sigh
"ah hell normally I would prank miss congeniality here for messing with me but I need to go catch up with Abe as I haven't heard from him in a bit" Naruto said as he looked
"there's a reason for that whiskers he got himself canceled for running his mouth" Solana said with a sigh
"eh? what's that?" Naruto asked curiously
"it pretty much means becoming a social outcast for doing or saying something really offensive" Solana said deciding to summarize it for the blonde
"How the hell did that happen? It's only been a day! plus he's just been unfrozen isn't there a grace period for fucks sake?!" Naruto asked as he narrowed his eyes at this
"yea I figured it would be you who got canceled first" Cleo said with a scoff
Naruto scowled at this but before he could say anything….
"Hey bitch why don't you crawl back into the vodka bottle you crawled out of?" Solana asked as she glared at Cleo a bit which caused the veins on the sides of her eyes to slightly budge
Cleo scoffed at this before she walked away from the two teens
Naruto's eyes widened at this before he smiled as he looked at Solana with hearts in his eyes again
"Anyway blondie your preaching to the choir when it comes to your buddy I was telling Frieda and Harriet that not all the frozen Clones would be able to handle adjusting to modern times as easily as Joan" Solana said as she looked at Naruto as he composed himself
"Well thanks for that at least you know where Abe is now?" Naruto asked curiously
"Last I saw him he was hanging out at the old docks" Solana said as she swatted off towards the door leading outside
"The thinking docks! of course! man I am off today, I wonder why that is." Naruto said as he snapped his fingers in realization before he ran off passing by the female clone
"Must have stuff on your mind." Solana said with a shrug
(Thinking docks)
Naruto approached the docks and saw Abe sitting on the edge of the docks
"Hey buddy, how have you been? woah has the water level always been this bad?" Naruto asked as he approached Abe and noticed there was no water in the lake
"climate change, at least that's what Confucius" said Abe said with a frown
"That's real? remind me to apologize to all gore Naruto said with a chuckle as he sat next to Abe
this didn't get a response from Abe who still looked miserable
"ah let me guess your upset about Joan moving up socially?" Naruto asked as he looked at his friend
Abe nodded at this and said nothing
"ah…..well then" Naruto said before he slapped Abe in the back of the head
"gah! the heck bro?!" Abe yelled as he held the back of his head in pain
"Abe for fuck sake stop acting like your in the wrong. YOUR NOT! You were clueless about Joan liking you...SO WHAT!? you were clueless about practically everything, not just girls I mean you thought Cleo was cuckolding you once." Naruto ranted at Abe who's eyes widened at this being thrown in his face
Abe lowered his head as his friend then placed a hand on his shoulder. "Look man you messed but seriously why do you even given a fuck you got me and Gahndi with ya three Amigops for life and we can just do are own thing." Naruto said with a smile at his friend
"Yeah...your right. Hey where is Gandhi anyway? I haven't seen him at all since we got unfrozen." Abe said as he looked at Naruto
Naruto's eyes widened hearing this before his eyes narrowed
(Scudworth's office)
Scudworth was sitting in his office doing some paperwork humming when suddenly the office door bursts open revealing a pissed off Naruto.
"hey! that's expensive you -gah!" Scudworth was yelling before Naruto lifted Scudworth out of his chair holding him by his collar.
"Where. Is. He!?" Naruto demanded
"Uh...who?" Scudworth asked nervously, causing Naruto to frantically shake him like a rag doll
"I can do this all day you quack don't think I have lost my touch after 20 years" Naruto growled as he grabbed his guitar and raised it ready to bash his adopted fathers head in
"I give! I give! here take it!" Scudworth yelled In a panic as he held up the key to the freezer
"thanks quack and tell the SpongeBob looking chick upstairs that if she crosses me by doing something to Gandhi she will get worse then you" Naruto said as he took the key and walked out of the office before slamming the door closed behind him cracking the frame
"ah it's likes nothing has changed" Mr B said happily as he dusted the office
"don't remind me" Scudworth said with a scowl as he rubbed his neck
(the next day in the cafeteria)
it was the next day and Joan was making her way to her table in the popular section where Frieda, Harriet, Solana and JFK were waiting for her
"Ur eh Hey Joanie! saved you a seat", JFK said with a smile as he waved at Joan
"Thanks JFK, have any of you guys seen my bro?" Joan asked as she sat next to JFK
"nope it's been pretty quiet too" Harriet said with a smile of relief
"I think Solana said he was looking for Abe yesterday after he found out what happened yesterday" Frieda said as she shrugged her shoulders
Joan chuckled nervously at this as she knew Naruto would most likely do something drastic when he found out about Abe being canceled
"What's got you nervous?" Solana asked curiously seeing Joan's reaction
"well my bro is kinda loyal to his friends almost to a insane degree and I'm not sure how he will react to what happened with Abe" Joan said as she looked around for any sign of Naruto
"relax Joanne I'm sure he won't do anything to over the top" JFK said as he patted Joan on the shoulder to comfort her
before Joan could respond to this however…..
SMASH!!!
Naruto kicked his way into the cafeteria getting silence from the cafeteria
"Oh don't mind me I'm just here to get my lunch for me and my bros, seeing as we're the kind of school who likes to shun people rather than try and help them learn, by the way how's that unity week going?" Naruto asked as he gave everyone a glare before stopping as he looked at Joan's table
Solana snorted at this which got looks from the others at her table "what? He's right, you say we're doing a unity week but you cancel Lincoln just because it's easier than putting in the effort with him?" she asked raising an eyebrow at this
look Abe was given a chance and he- Frieda was saying before she was cut off
"Guys were created TWENTY YEARS AGO, of course we aren't gonna know what's offensive to say nowadays. I mean come on who gives a fuck about any of that just cause times changed doesn't me we gotta change with it instantly, And I've brought a good friend to remind you of that. GANDHI!" Naruto shouted as an explosion erupted from behind him jumping out from the smoke was Gandhi
"SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Ghandi screamed causing all the clone's eyes to light up and scream out in joy and cheer
"GHANDI!?" Joan and JFK shouted in surprise
"Gandhi!?" Cloe exclaimed from her table
"Gandhi?! his clone father was exposed as-" Harriet was shouting before she was cut off
"Oh shut up! my bro is his own man" Naruto yelled as Ghandi landed next to him and Abe.
"What about dudes? Sorry for being late to the party but I've heard about what's been going on here at Clone High and I've got Something I think we all need to hear." Ghandi said picking up the other students listened
"LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!" Gandhi shouted as he took out a torch and pitchfork
"YEEEAAAAAH!" The older clones shouted getting up from their seats
"Riot!" Genghis said throwing a table over at the food stand shattering the glass
"FUCK 2023! FUCK 2023!" the older clones chanted as a riot started
"I am an animal!" Naruto yelled as he took out his guitar and smashed it against a wall making a hole
this git looks of shock from Harriet and Frieda
"...yeah like I said my brother is loyal and if you cross him well you get this" Joan said with a sigh
"heh I heard of loyalty but damn" Solana said with a chuckle at this as the riot continued outside
(Scudworth's office)
"Scudworth!" Candide yelled as she entered the principal's office with one of her lizards on her shoulder
"what is it woman? I'm very busy right now!" Scudworth said as he attempted to flick a paper football towards Mr B who was holding up his claws as the goal posts
"why the hell did you let the clone of the great Sage unfreeze Gandhi? Candide demanded as she approached Scudworth's desk and slammed her hand on the desk stopping the principal from playing his game
"cause i have raised that boy since I cloned him, and I know when I can't win a battle with him and separating the three amigops? ha!" Scudworth said before he laughed loudly
"three amigops?" Candide asked raising an eyebrow at this
"Naruto misspelled amigos back when they met and it stuck" Scudworth said simply
"ah one of my favorite childhood memories Wesley" Mr B said with a smile
"well him and his buddies have started a riot and I'm sure even a moron like you can control him if you-" Candide was saying before she was cut off
"are you kidding?! the only fight I ever won with him was to make him clean his room!" Scudworth yelled out
"I bribed him with ramen to do that Wesley" Mr B stated matter of factly
"Damn it! I knew that fight was won too easily!" Scudworth yelled as he slammed his fists on his desk
Candides eyebrow twitched in irritation at this as she tried to think up a plan to get control of Naruto
(with Naruto)
later on with Naruto Abe and Gandhi it was after the riot hand ended and the three friends were now hanging out at the park
"whooo!!! nothing like a riot to celebrate getting off ice!" Gandhi said as he lifted his arms in the air with a smile
"it makes a effective point too- GAH!" Naruto was saying with a smile before he was hit in the back on the head with his own guitar by Joan who had a look of irritation on her face
"hey Joan! how you been bi-yatch?!" Gandhi asked with a smile
"your next you idiot!" Joan yelled as she raised Naruto's guitar ready to hit Gandhi who yelled in fear as he hid behind Abe
"Joan come on this is unnecessary" Abe said as he tired to keep Joan from hitting Gandhi
"like hell it's not! you idiots pretty much ruined unity week with this stunt! now the modern clones think us frozen Clones are all nuts!" Joan yelled as she glared at Abe
"we started riots for winning a track meet, was the there any doubt? " Naruto asked as he rubbed the back of his head before….
SMASH!
Joan smashed his head with his guitar leaving him on the ground with his guitar embedded in his head
"I was hoping with you finally getting a crush you would be able to grow up and handle things with more maturity but obviously I was wrong!" Joan said as she walked away from Naruto Abe and Gandhi
"ah jeez we really messed up didn't we?" Abe asked as he didn't want both groups of clones to hate each other
"wait…..you have a crush?!" Gandhi yelled as he looked at the downed Naruto
"I'm walking on sunshine" Naruto sang deliriously as starts flew around his head before Abe grabbed his guitar and pulled it out of his head
"pull yourself together bud we need to figure out a way to fix this" Abe said as Naruto got to his feet
"OK ok hmmmmm wait that unity luncheon is tomorrow right?" Naruto asked as he looked at Abe
"Yeah, why?" Abe said as he nodded confirming this
Naruto smiled at this as he took his guitar back from Abe "well we have always wanted to start a band together right?" he asked with a smile
"whooooo! I'm on drums!" Gandhi yelled as he held his arms in the air
"as long as the song we play actually gets everyone to get along I'm in" Abe said as he nodded at Naruto
"OK let's go practice, thankfully the quacks Ban on me performing ran out while I was frozen" Naruto said with a smile as they all left the park
"yea yea so what's this about you having a crush? How hot is she? Is she nuts like you?" Gandhi asked as he ran to catch up with Naruto
"I can't hear you!" Naruto yelled as he put his fingers in his ears and started to sing loudly so he couldn't hear his friend
(the next day)
it was the next day and everyone was at the unity Luncheon
but sadly thanks to Naruto's rant and starting a riot the clones from 2003 and the clones from 2023 were all staying separate from each other practically ignoring each other
"This is horrible!" Harriet yelled with a frown as she looked at they two separate groups ether ignoring each other or giving each other the stink eye
"yea while your bro had a good reason for being mad this really isn't helping" Solana said with a sigh at Joan who had been helping them set up along with JFK to try and show cooperation
"I already told him he and the others are idiots" thanks Joan said with a scowl
"Ur eh hitting him with his own guitar was telling him?" JFK asked curiously
Joan chuckled sheepishly at this while Frieda and Harriet looked at her curiously while Solana burst out laughing at this
As this was happening Fireda noticed Naruto Abe and Ghandi getting set up on a stage nearby "uh Joan your brother is doing something again" she said as she pointed at the trio
"oh god how can this get any worse?" Joan said with a groan as Naruto approached the microphone
:testing testing, ok everyone me and my boys here are here to play a song to try bring us all together" Naruto said into the microphone for everyone to hear
"And what's with this sudden change? Cleo asked curiously from the 2003 side
"blow to the head" Naruto said as he looked at Joan with a apologetic look
Joan sighed at this and nodded seeing that Naruto was actually trying
"we are blood orgy! we're here to rock your socks off!" Gandhi yelled as he held up his drum sticks
"ignore him folks we are still working on a name" Abe said into his microphone before he gave Gandhi a killing gesture under his neck
"Okay 1! 2! 3! 4! Let's Fucking Go!" Naruto said as his fingers strum hard and fast along his guitar while Ghandi bangs away at his drums and Abe followed on his own guitar all the while the clones of 2003 and 2023 started to gather around the stage drawn to the sound of the music.
Naruto jumped into the air as a massive explosion erupted behind him as he landed on his knees wildly strumming his guitar.
Ghandi hit and banged on his drums at a steady base, being sure to keep up with the rhythm of Naruto's guitar.
"Come on Abe! Put some more force in it!" George Washington Carver shouted
Abe sped up his strums looking over at his friends giving him a smile nodding. Abe looked around when he noticed Joan in the crowd. And suddenly he felt a surge rush through him. The president clone got up to the left side and began to fiercely run his fingers along his guitar making the others smirk.
Naruto and Abe pushed back to back bobbing their heads with Naruto raising his fist in the air.
Ghandi twirled his sticks sticking out his tongue wildly like a snake before he rapidly began banging away again and again lights shooting off from the stage lying in all directions catching everyone's attention.
Naruto slid along the stage throwing up his hand with clones following along. Naruto looked over at Solana giving her a wink but the tomboy clone just rolled her eyes but lightly smirked.
"I feel fine!" Naruto Abe and Gandhi yelled as they finished their song getting cheers from the students who all started to interact and enjoy the luncheon
"not bad you three" Frieda said with a smile at the three clones as they got off the stage and approached them
"Does this mean Abe gets another chance?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow as Abes head perked up in hope at another chance
"Well normally no, but seeing as he's actually trying and you and Solana made a good point about some clones needing more time to adjust, so why don't we just pretend the last week of mistakes didn't happen?" Frieda asked Abe asked as she held out a fist to Naruto
"works for me" Naruto said with a grin as he made his own fist and bumped it against Friedas
"oh god look at that!" Ghandi yelled as he pointed at Joan and JFK who were making out for all to see
Abe started to cry at this before he slumped his shoulders
"wow sis is handsy" Naruto said with a wince as he patted Abe on the shoulder in sympathy
"you're a couple of sluts!" Ghandi yelled loudly at JFK and Joan getting some laughs from the other students
"not bad blondie, I didn't think you could actually play that thing" Solana said with a small smile as Naruto approached her
"Are you impressed enough to go on a date with me?" Naruto asked with a smile
"wow you don't waste time do you blondie?" Solana asked with a chuckle
"What's this? Uzumaki actually likes a girl?" JFK asked as he and Joan separated
this got silence as Solanas smile disappeared and Frieda and Harriet looked up In surprise hearing this
"Wait,... what?" Solana asked with a slight edge in her tone as the side of her eyes started to bulge violently as she glared at Naruto
"what? My name is Naruto Uzumaki- GAH!" Naruto was saying before Solana jabbed a fist into his gut making him hunch over in pain before he was sent flying into the stage which was destroyed as he crashed through it
"What the hell Solana?!" Joan yelled in surprise as Sue approached the teen girl but was grabbed by Frieda and Harriet
"Joan trust me you don't want to be in her way" Harriet said as she shook her head
"yea this isn't good" Fireda said with a sigh as Solana stomped towards the downed Naruto who was groaning as he got up
"ugh that hurt a lot, what the hell was that?" Naruto groaned as he held his stomach before Solana grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him to his feet
"listen closely you idiot, stay the fuck away from me" Solana growled at Naruto before she dropped him in a heap on the ground before she walked away from Naruto everyone getting out of her way
"W-wow" Naruto said with a smile as he watched her leave
(later that night with Naruto)
Bro are you sure you want to do this? Gandhi asked as he Naruto and Abe snuck around in a backyard in the middle of the night
yea I don't think it's a good idea to piss Solana off Abe said with a frown
"Shut up, you idiot!" Naruto shouted, a light turned on showing a silhouette comes to the window
"A vision of beauty approaches." Naruto uttered looking up at the balcony
"Oh shit! She spotted us. You have the floor, Naruto." Abe said as he looked at Naruto
"You're such a chicken. Whaddaya think she'll do, bite you?" Naruto said annoyed by his friend cowardice
"no but don't you think we should-" Abe was saying before he was cut off
"Get out there!" Naruto shouted, putting Abe center stage.
Naruto strings his bass guitar in front of the window while Abe starts playing his guitar and Gandhi begins to drum.
"Hit me! Have mercy! Sweet Solana don't give me gas! Right on! Oh baby! Uh huh Solana you are so rad! Oh baby! Stop me! Uh huh!" Naruto sang just as the figure threw open the window revealing...
"You guys rock!" Frida exclaimed her with her done in a large bun
"Frida?" Naruto asked slack jawed at this
"Oh, hello, Frida." Abe said mortified
"Nice head there, bucko!" Ghandi shouted with a smile
"Can I join your band? I play a mean keyboard." Frida smirked shocking the trio
"Uuuuh do you have experience?" Naruto asked as Abe fainted while Ghandi smiled
(later that night with Solana)
Solana made her way to the bathroom stopping back at the sink, she let out a sigh after the text she just got from Frieda
"Man, that guys a bigger goof than I thought he'd be, what a pain." Solana said, running her hand through her hair setting down a tube of red hair dye.
She reached to her eyes plucking out the green contact lenses revealing her pure white eyes that resembled the moon.
As Solana looked at the mirror she could only glare at her reflection with contempt. This was the reason she changed her hair, this was why she wore contacts, it was the only way to be herself and not this woman. Not...
Hinata Hyuga.
ending by Neostardustdragin101
(play star overhead by the pillows)
Toui hi no chirabatta yume wa
Hoshi ni natte zujou ni atta
Clouds move over clone high and sitting on the side of the roof Solana listened to music on her phone while looking off in an aimless direction kicking her feet back and forth.
As she sat her mind wandered away thinking back to her cloned mother Hinata Hyuga, the woman's long hair flows in the wind stretching out her hand as a strand of DNA leaks outwards from her palm.
Nakushita to utsumuite ita yo
Nagai aida zutto
The DNA leaks into a tube containing a small baby Solana growing inside.
Baby Solana crawls around the ground looking in all directions as she passes by wandering her surroundings. Slowly she starts to grow into a child walking through the streets passing by Confucius sitting on the porch on his phone.
Shounen no aragatta hibi wa
Kizu o otte buzama datta
She slowly grows into a preteen sitting in front of a mirror of herself, she stares sadly at her reflection as it shifts to Hinata Hyuga, her look of sadness turns into anger causing her to smash her fist shattering the glass. The glass shards freeze in mid arm, spinning round and round shifting from Hinata to Solana each shard slowly shattering one by one before the final fell showing Solana closing her eyes as a tear leaked from her cheek.
Na no ni ima omoidasu tabi
Itoushiku omou fushigi-sa
Solana strutted down the sidewalk her hair in pixie cut, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and a purple shirt , Harriet and Frida pass her by waving but the tomboy clone continued on her path
Toki wa sugite yuku ima mo
Datou ni tada susunderu
The preteen soon runs forward running the subway, the beach, the playground, clone high, band room, soon a fully grown Solana runs through the front door of clone high, Confucius, Harriet, Frida greet her as she pass by she sees Topher standing in the way and kicks him in the back of the head with a grin.
Kimi wa donna kao shiteta kke
Maboroshi no you
Solana walks through the halls of clone high passing by Naruto the two clones turn to each other the world is swept up in wave of rose petals, the original Naruto and Hinata smiled hugging each other with warm loving smiles.
The cherry blossoms blow back again revealing Solana shaking Naruto by his throat while he had hearts in his eyes as Abe, Joan and the others struggled to pull them apart
Kimi to mita sora to big bang Arekurutte kirei datta Shashin ni wa nokosenai bamen bokura ikiteru ima wo ikiteru sa
Naruto and Solana stood back to back looking up at the night sky slowly turning to each other, ocean blue looking into moon white their faces slowly inch towards each other bit by bit closer together only for face to turn red and streaming making her punch Naruto across the face sending him flying into the wall.
ooh ooh ooh
Naruto rubbed the back of his head looking up at Solana turning her head away hiding her blush, she held out her hand causing the boy to smile as she helped him up. Naruto leaned and grasped Solana's hand making her blush as Naruto pulled her along towards their friends, Scudworth and Mr.B