Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers showed off their true talents in a talent show challenge! Kayla showed off her shiftiness by taking Kayla's diary and reading it, wow, that's messed up. After Latrell came through for the Killer Bass and made an amazing sculpture of me, gotta get that sent to my crib by the way, John got the boot after Kayla blamed him for stealing Leah's diary and giving it to her. Will the Killer Bass keep their winning streak? Will Kayla get her karma? Will another gorgeous sculpture of me be made? Find now, on Total! Drama! Island!
Theme song plays
Chris: Alright campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills, I'm not gonna lie to you, some of you may not come back alive
(Some of the campers gasp)
Chris: Just joking, all you have to do is spend a night in the woods, everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest, you just have to find it. Oh and watch out for bears, lost a couple of interns in pre-production. (Tosses Kayla and Latrell a map and compass) First team back for breakfast wins invincibility!
Nikki: Oh hell nah, did he just say there are bears in the forest?
Naomi: Probably just trying to psyche us out so it's harder to sleep
Gavin: Yeah, shouldn't be anything to worry about.
Samir: Camping! Let's go!
Confessional - Samir
Samir: I love camping!
Latrell: Looks like someone's gonna have fun with this challenge
Chris: Alright, your challenge starts... NOW! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
With the Screaming Gophers walking to the campsite
Leah: (Walks angrily)
Gavin: Hey Leah, can I walk with you?
Leah: Uhh, no
Gavin: Listen, if it's about that diary thing, you always have me to talk to
Leah: (Blushes) I'm good, thanks anyway Gavin (Walks a bit faster)
Aiden: I think it's best to leave her be
Naomi: Yeah, I don't think she wants to talk to anyone right now
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: How is he that dense?
With the Killer Bass
Sire: How much longer till we get there bro?
Latrell: Not too much longer, should be about 20 minutes at most
Amanda: Alright then
Mia: Hey Riley, I have to use the bathroom
Riley: Sure, let's go behind a tree
(The Killer Bass sans Riley and Mia walk off to the direction of the campsite)
About 30 seconds later
Mia: Thanks for that Riley
Riley: Anytime, now... wait, where'd the team go?
Mia: Uhh... I don't know but I think we were going to our right
Riley: Okay then (Walks forwards to the right)
With the Gophers who just reached their campsite
Kayla: Okay, it says we have to find our own food, someone go and forage for berries and someone else go fishing, that clear?
Naomi: Crystal (Rolls eyes) I'll go for the berries
Aiden: I'll go with you, don't want anyone getting lost
Kayla: Yeah, whatever, go ahead. Okay, who can fish?
Gavin: I can fish, I'm pretty good at it if I do say so myself
Kayla: Okay, can you take Gingerbread with you, her gloomy face reminds me of Ms. Moody
Leah and Naomi: Fuck you
Gavin: (Sighs) C'mon Leah, I think fishing will make you feel better
Leah: (Sighs) Okay, let's go Gavin (Walks away with Gavin)
With the Killer Bass sans Mia and Riley at their campsite
Amanda: Alright, let's go ahead and get what we need, Samir, Jaden and me will pitch the tent, Sire, Nemo, and Riley, you go fishing, Latrell, take the twins and find some berries, that okay?
Samir: Sure, fine by me
Latrell: Fine by me too, but if you for some reason haven't noticed yet, Thing 1's other half isn't here and neither is Riley
(Everyone sans Latrell had looked around to see that both Mia and Riley were missing)
Amanda: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING TILL NOW?!
Gia: What did you just call me?
Latrell: To answer the first one, I just took a headcount like a minute ago and noticed they were gone, second question, I said "Thing 1".
Sire: Shouldn't we look for them?
Latrell: Probably not, worst case scenario more of us get lost and that'd be way too risky if McLean was actually telling the truth about there being bears around here.
Amanda: I guess, they'll be able to find their own way back, if not, they'll make their way back to camp, it's fine.
With Mia and Riley
Riley: So... looks like we're lost
Mia: Yeah, we probably should've at least told our team where we were going, sorry
Riley: It's fine, besides, I've been wanting to have some girl time without Latrell and Amanda's constant arguing in our ears
Mia: Okay then, so... any guys on the island you find cute?
Riley: Well... I guess there's one
Mia: Ooh! Spill the beans!
Riley: (Blushes) Umm... I don't necessarily feel like talking about it, besides, I just think he's cute, I'm not sure if I feel that type of way about him
Mia: Okay, fair enough, so let's talk about what to do if we lose, I honestly think Latrell or Amanda should go if we lose
Riley: Why? They're both good at challenges
Mia: Those two will never not argue, at some point that's gonna be a hindrance to the team
Riley: I just don't know if I wanna vote out Latrell or Amanda, they're both my friends, besides, we could just try to get the two to get along
Mia: Maybe, but it feels like that'll be impossible
Riley: Maybe
Confessional - Riley
Riley: I just don't feel like voting out my friends, besides I umm... I'll get back to that later
With Aiden and Naomi getting some berries in the woods
Aiden: So Naomi, you think these berries are enough?
Naomi: Maybe just a few more, oh by the way Aiden I was meaning to ask you something
Aiden: Sure, what's up?
Naomi: Why did you wanna talk to me specifically back during that Awake-a-Thon thing?
Aiden: Well, you seemed pretty cool, so I wanted to get to know you better.
Naomi: You thought I seemed cool?
Aiden: Yeah, doesn't everyone?
Naomi: No, most people think of me as a "rude" or "snappy" when I honestly just don't like socializing like that
Aiden: Well, they don't know what they're missing out on, I think you're great
Naomi: (Slightly blushes) Uhh... thanks
Confessional - Naomi
Naomi: That's the first time someone's openly wanted to be my friend, well second after Nikki. Aiden's a cool guy, I think he might be... tolerable (Blushes a bit)
After the sun has set and we're with the Killer Bass
(A random out of sight wolf howls)
Gia: What was that?
Sire: Chill, it's probably just a wolf, we'll be fine
Gia: Sorry, I'm just worried about my sister is all
Latrell: Ya know this night reminds me of a scary story I heard once
Sire: Really? Tell it dude
Latrell: Are you sure? The story I'm thinking of is pretty fucked up
Amanda: (In a sarcastic and mocking voice) Ooh, we're so scared
Latrell: Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you.
At some time near the end of the story
Latrell: The girl had freaked out at the sight of the exposed bloody intestines, and at this point even the guy had just about shit himself, then they heard this tapping on the door, followed by a mound buzzing sound, and when they turned around... they saw the blade of the bloody chainsaw... people say, this killer is haunting these woods to this day, lurking, looking for his next victims... he could be just about anywhere really... maybe even right HERE! (Pulls out the chainsaw from the talent contest)
(Everyone sans Latrell screams with Amanda hiding behind Jaden, Gia behind Sire, and Nemo behind Samir)
Latrell: (Laughs like a psychopath)
Amanda: (Angrily walks up Latrell and kicks him right in his family jewels) YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Latrell: (Groans in pain) Worth it to see you screaming like a baby (Chuckles)
Jaden: (Cringes in pain) I don't know who to be more scared of
Samir: Nemo why in Stephen Harper's name are you hiding behind me? (Fun Fact: For those who don't know, Stephen Harper was the Prime Minister of Canada from 2006-2015)
Latrell: Be careful not to piss yourself Fish Boy, your natural scent is probably already attracting bears here, we don't need more stink for them to trace back to us
Back to the Gophers after everything they need has been gathered
Gavin: Man this fish is great
Leah: Yeah, you're a great cook Gavin
Gavin: (Blushes) Thanks, my grandpa taught me how to fish and cook fish for when I'm camping, guess it came in handy
Maria: It'd be awful if a bear smelled the fish and attacked us
Naomi: And... now you said that, it's gonna happen
After about 15 seconds of absolute silence
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(Cricket chirps)
Skylar: (Sighs of relief) Looks like we're okay
(A bear comes out of a random bush and roars)
(All of the Screaming Gophers scream in absolute fucking terror)
With most of the Killer Bass sleeping in their tent
Gia: (Walks out the tent and starts to walk off in the direction of the woods)
Latrell: (Walks out of the tent) Yo, what are you doing Wonder Twin?
Gia: I'm uhh... well...
Latrell: Going off to look for your other half despite the fact I said you might get lost and eaten?
Gia: Yeah...
Latrell: (Sighs) C'mon, let's find them fast and get back, I'd rather have enough time to get some sleep before we have to go back to the camp
Gia: Huh?
Latrell: Let's go already, I'm going to help you find your sister and Riley
Gia: Thanks, alright then, let's go (Walks off with Latrell into the woods)
Confessional - Gia
Gia: I... well... I didn't expect Latrell to ever do something like that ever, I guess he's not all bad
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: Look, before anyone at home thinks I'm being nice or anything like that, I just didn't want her to get lost, we've lost enough teammates as is and I don't feel like being responsible for someone dying by mauling of a bear
With the Screaming Gophers all sitting in a tree scared shitless of the bear
Leah: (Holding onto Gavin for dear life) We're going to die up here, we're going to die up here
Gavin: Relax we're gonna be fine, I hope
(The bear approaches the fish they were eating)
Kayla: Fuck off and find your own fish!
With Mia and Riley
Riley: (Groans) I'm so hungry
Mia: I wish we had some berries or something
Riley: I wonder how the others are doing right now
Mia: Hey look, some berries (Points to a berry bush)
Riley: Great! (The two then start to eat berries)
(A bear then comes out of a bush and roars at the two girls)
(Mia and Riley scream and run)
With Gia and Latrell
Gia: How long do you think it'll be till we find them
Latrell: I don't know but I'm actually getting kind of worried, it's pretty dark out and they've been gone a while
Gia: Let's do something to pass the time while we look for them
Latrell: What do you have in mind?
Gia: I'm not sure, I guess we could talk about something, I don't know
Latrell: Fine, so... why don't you talk as much compared to your sister?
Gia: I don't know, I just don't like talking as much
Latrell: Fair enough
Gia: Alright now answer me this, do you like Amanda?
Latrell: (Laughs) Are you serious?
Gia: Yeah, I mean you two argue like an old married couple, I wouldn't be too surprised if you had feelings for her
Latrell: (Chuckles) Trust me, she's not the girl I'm interested in
Gia: (Raises her eyebrow) "The"? So you do like someone at camp?
Latrell: (Realizes what he said and what it implied) I meant she's not the type of girl I'm into, that's all
Confessional - Gia
Gia: Yeah... that was a stone faced lie, Latrell likes someone and I think I know exactly who it is
Confessional - Latrell
Latrell: I don't like anyone at camp, I just misspoke is all
Gia: Hold on a sec (Sniffs the air)
Latrell: You good?
Gia: This scent is the body wash Mia uses
Latrell: I don't even wanna know how you can just detect that
Gia: C'mon follow me! (Runs in the direction she smelled Mia's body wash from
Latrell: Alright (Starts to follow her)
After about like 3 minutes of running
Gia: I see them!
Latrell: Why are they running?
Riley: Run! Bear!
Mia: Right behind us!
Latrell: Shit! (Turns around and runs the other way)
Gia: Oh crap! (Runs the other way)
With the Killer Bass back at their campsite
Amanda: (Wakes up) Ugh, I could barely sleep, wait, what's that noise?
(The screams of people get slightly louder)
Amanda: (Shakes Jaden's shoulder) Jaden, wake up, I hear something
Jaden: (Opens his eyes) Ugh, what? You hear something?
Amanda: Yeah, wait, where are Latrell and Gia?
Gia: Help! Bear!
Latrell: Wake your asses up and run!
Jaden: That answers your question at least
(Everyone sees Gia, Latrell, Mia, and Riley and the bear chasing them and they start screaming)
Confessional - Jaden
Jaden: Did not expect to wake up to a bear at the campsite, but I guess my dad does like to say "always expect the unexpected".
Now with the Killer Bass all sitting in a tree
Riley: This entire night's been a whole mess
Amanda: Why did you lead the bear back here?!
Latrell: Where else were we supposed to go? The Bermuda Triangle?
Sire: Can you two get along for like 5 minutes
Latrell: Fine, I do have an idea on how to get the bear away
Nemo: You are NOT sacrificing me to the bear
Latrell: Relax, I wasn't going to do that, 'sides, I don't think bears eat clownfish anyway.
Jaden: Relax, I've got this guys (Jumps down the tree)
Amanda: Jaden! What are you doing?!
Latrell: Dude, are you nuts?!
Jaden: (Runs and grabs a fish that was left near the campfire pit) Hey Big, Hairy, and Ugly, fetch! (Throws the fish in a direction away from the campsite)
(The bear chases it and leaves the campsite)
After about 30 seconds and the bear is out of sight and out of earshot
Jaden: Alright guys, it's safe now
Riley: (Jumps down the tree) Holy crap, that scared me
Nemo: Seriously I was scared shitless
Latrell: Jaden, that was fucking awesome dude! (High fives Jaden)
Jaden: Thanks, and I see you found Riley and Mia
Latrell: Yeah, anywho let's go to sleep, I'm tired as hell
Samir: Yeah, let's get some rest
In the morning at the campfire ceremony area where Chris is waiting
Chris: Both our teams are approaching!
(Then we see all of the remaining contestants racing to the campfire)
Chris: And the winners are...
(Someone steps onto the campfire pit)
Chris: The Screaming Gophers!
(All of the Gophers cheer at their victory)
Samir: Shit!
Chris: Killer Bass, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony tonight, as for the Screaming Gophers, you're going to be enjoying some time... at the Tuck Shop!
(Screaming Gophers cheer and run to the Tuck Shop)
At the Campfire Ceremony
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision, I can tell you're all tired, so I'll just throw the marshmallows to you
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Mia, you're out
Gia: What? Why? Why Mia?
Mia: It's okay sis, you've got this, you're smart, sweet, and amazing, me and the family will be rooting for you back home
Gia: Okay, wanna walk to the dock together?
Mia: (Nods)
At the Boat of Losers
Mia: I'll see you later sis
Gia: See you later Mia (Hugs Mia) I love you sis
Mia: I love you too, good luck
Riley: Bye Mia, see you later
Mia: Later Riley, and also, whoever you like on the island, I'd suggest going for it
Riley: I'll uhh... think about it
(Mia gets on the Boat of Losers and it drives off)
Chris: Wow, I didn't see that coming. Will Gia be able to survive in the game much longer? Will Aiden get Naomi to open up more? Will Latrell make another fish joke?
Latrell: (Out of the shot) Yes!
Chris: Find out the answers to these questions and more next time, on Total! Drama! Island!
Placements:
22nd - Theo (Killer Bass)
21st - Olympia (Killer Bass)
20th - Demetri (Screaming Gophers)
19th - John (Screaming Gophers)
18th - Mia (Killer Bass)
Votes: 4-3-2, Mia, Gia, and Latrell
Mia - Jaden, Latrell, Sire, and Samir
Gia - Riley, Amanda and Nemo
Nemo - Mia and Gia
Remaining Killer Bass:
Amanda
Gia
Jaden
Latrell
Nemo
Riley
Samir
Sire
Remaining Gophers:
Aiden
Gavin
Kayla
Leah
Maria
Naomi
Nikki
Ryan
Skylar
Rate and Review the Chapter if you have an opinion on it, the elimination was predictable so I decided to have some fun with the chapter. Happy Birthday to my friend who I will not name but I know they read the story so shout out to them