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Polandcest: A Simple Game of Chess

Feliks had his arms crossed as his counterpart set the pieces up between the two of them.

"You can stop your pouting," Felic said, chuckling. "It's just a game of chess."

"Like, why do you even want to play chess?" Feliks asked.

"Would you rather we fight again?"

Feliks huffed, before uncrossing his arms.

"Like, you didn't answer me," Feliks said.

"Maybe I wanted to look at myself. Of course, it would have been better if you didn't wear that stupid skirt or that ugly pink shirt."

"You hate it," Feliks pointed out.

Felic snorted, knowing that the other had worn those clothes deliberately. When Felic had arrived that morning, telling his counterpart that he wanted to play chess with him, the blond was still in pyjamas.

Felic tucked a lock of his black hair behind his ear as the last piece was set.

"White begins," Felic said.

Feliks glared, before moving the first pawn.

They continued the game for a while, and fiery emeralds and icy sapphires would take turns staring at the other as they tried to counter the other's every move.

"You suck at this game," Felic announced, taking one of the other's rooks.

Feliks huffed, before he made a move to take one of the other's knights.

"Like, check," Feliks said.

"Not bad," Felic said, "but not good enough." Bishop takes rook. "Why do you say 'like' so often anyway?"

"Habit," Feliks said, looking at the pieces. "First time I went to America's place, it started to stick. I didn't even realise it until, like, years later."

"And you got used to saying it," Felic said, nodding in understanding.

"Like, what's with your name? I mean, it's not Polish."

"No one gave me a human name, and I didn't want to share a name with a human. When I heard what your name is, I chose to have that one. Check."

"Like, why mine?"

"Because when you're not being annoying, you're actually fascinating. Check again."

Feliks blushed at the compliment, but there was one thing he couldn't understand.

"Like then, why do you always try to hurt me?"

"Maybe it's because I don't want anyone else to have you. You're mine. Checkmate."

This was just something that popped up in my head. I was asked for Poland and 2PPoland, but the version that I use in Game of Mirrors. This, of course, has nothing to do with Game of Mirrors, other than the chess, which has a lot of symbolic meanings in Game of Mirrors. I kept wondering whether or not I should add selfcest. I guess the only one at this point that wouldn't be a crack pairing is Red Velvet Pancakes, and maybe Veggie Burgers.

And I think I'll write something for Canada and 2PItaly soon, or 2PCanIta. For some reason, I just like that idea.

Also, if anyone wants to request one of my OCs and/or 2Ps from Game of Mirrors, I won't object. As it is, I think a friend of mine wants to see Egypt/South Africa. Really, I just described the relationship and history between the 2Ps and she started to ship it.