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PruSwiss: Tanz mit Mir

Switzerland sighed, sitting in a bar and drinking beer. The only reason he was there was because he and Germany had a meeting and Prussia noticed the Swiss' presence, and he insisted that they go to the bar together.

"Hey Switzy!" Prussia said, sidling in the seat next to him. "I asked the barman to play us a song. Do you mind?"

"Of course I mind!" Switzerland snapped. "Why would you do that?"

Prussia smirked, before a song suddenly started playing. It… wasn't what the Swiss had expected. It wasn't a cheesy love song (or it didn't sound like one) that he had expected, or something a little heavier. Actually, he was sure he had heard this type of music when he had been to the British Isles a few times for meetings. It sounded like their folk music. So it was a surprise when the first lyrics came in German.

"Ach komm du schöne bring den Wein zu mir…"

Switzerland turned to Prussia with an arched eyebrow.

"What is this?" he asked.

"It's Faun," Prussia said. "They're awesome, don't you think? The song's Tanz mit Mir."

As though on cue, the singer switched and sang the part "Ich schenk dir ein nur wenn du tanzt mit mir…"

"Catchy," Switzerland said.

He listened to the lyrics for a while, and his eyes widened at the part of "Und später schöne teil das Bett mit mir…" He turned his attention to Prussia and narrowed his eyes seeing the Prussian's smirk.

"Well?" Prussia asked.

"Nein."

"Oh come on. Es soll nicht dein Schaden sein."

"You are ruining a good song."

"Oh come on."

"Die Sünde lockt und das Fleisch ist schwach so wird es immer sein. Die Nacht ist jung und der Teufel lacht komm wir schenken uns jetzt ein."

"You are pure evil," Switzerland said.

"I'm not evil. Just awesome."

"Did you try this song with anyone else?"

"Nein. Just you. Keine andre kusst."

"Yeah right."

"Bitte. Could you at least go on a proper date with me?"

"If it will stop you trying to sleep with me, alright!"

"Kesesese! Victory!"

"…You were never trying to get in my pants, were you?"

"Maybe another time. Getting you to agree to a date was more important. And the bar doesn't count."

Switzerland sighed. It would seem Prussia's military cunning was being put to use somewhere else. How fun.

Tanz mit Mir is probably the German song I've listened to the most. I like the neo-Celtic and neo-folk style, but I didn't know where to find more (I have exhausted Blackmore's Night) until my German lecturer played this in class as part of an assignment. Safe to say, I like him. I also used this song for an AMV I made for my friend as a means of satisfying her after I explained a few times that I'm not going to write her OTP because it's too popular for my tastes. And sorry, the AMV is not available on the internet. I'm still trying to decide whether or not I'll post my AMVs.