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DenEst: Dragon

Norway's eye twitched. Really, of all the things that could happen, why did he turn Denmark into a dragon? And out of all the possibilities that could have happened, why did Denmark have to like it?

"Oh yeah!" Denmark shouted. "I'm a dragon! This is awesome!"

"Please tell me that you can break it," Sweden said.

"I can," Norway said. "If Denmark would just stay still."

And out of all the times it could have happened, why did it have to be during a Nordic camping trip?

"Denmark!" Finland shouted, using his hands as a megaphone. "Norway says he can reverse the spell! Just hold still!"

"No way!" Denmark shouted back. "I'm a dragon! I'm staying like this!"

And the other four watched as Denmark flew away. Iceland, Norway and Sweden sighed simultaneously, while Finland just watched in concern.

"Do you think he'll be okay?" Finland asked.

"It's not him I'm worried about," Norway said. "It's whoever he runs into."

"Do you think he'd cause damage?" Finland asked.

"It's Denmark," Sweden and Iceland said simultaneously.

"Yeah… True."

…

Denmark let out a triumphant cry. After two weeks, he finally found a castle that he could haunt. There was a courtyard big enough for him to fly into, and several of the walls had been broken around the doorways, and the hallways were large enough for him to crawl through.

He wasn't that big a dragon, but a dragon nonetheless.

But after spending a few hours at the castle, he felt as though something was missing. There was a crucial element that he had neglected.

His eyes lit up when he realised what it was. A princess! He was the terrifying dragon. And he had the castle. But he didn't have the princess. The damsel in distress. The person that would make this role complete.

As long as there wasn't a knight in shining armour, there should be no problem.

Luckily for Denmark, he already had the princess in mind. Now he just needed to get him.

…

"So, you're saying that Denmark's been turned into a dragon?" Estonia asked.

"That's right," Finland said. "We've been looking everywhere for him, but we couldn't find him."

"Well, I haven't seen him. I think I would remember seeing a dragon."

At that moment, the windows outside darkened. The two friends exchanged a nervous look.

"Hey Estonia, could you come outside for a moment?" Denmark's voice asked.

"Please tell me he's been fixed," Estonia muttered.

"I don't think so," Finland said.

"Estonia~" Denmark called out again.

"I wonder what he wants?" Estonia asked, going to the front door.

Finland followed behind, and Estonia opened the door to reveal a dragon with familiar blue eyes. The dragon seemed to beam as soon as he saw the Estonian.

"Yes?" Estonia asked nervously. "What do you want?"

"I need you to be the princess in the tower," Denmark said.

Finland and Estonia just stared at Denmark blankly.

"Come again?" Estonia asked.

"I already have the castle," Denmark said. "I just need a princess to guard. Pleeaase?"

"Denmark," Finland said. "Norway said that he can break the spell."

"But… I'm a dragon. Come on, Estonia. Just for one week. Please, please, please?"

"Why do you even want me?" Estonia asked. "Wouldn't you rather want a girl?"

"Why wouldn't I want you? You're the perfect princess."

Estonia's face turned bright red, but he wasn't sure if it was from anger or embarrassment.

"And what will you do if I don't want to?" Estonia asked.

"Then I'll just do what dragons normally do," Denmark said, reaching out what used to be a hand and grabbing Estonia. The Baltic let out a startled cry as he was lifted into the air.

"Put me down!" Estonia yelled in a panic.

"Denmark!" Finland shouted. "We can fix this! You don't have to do this!"

Denmark paid him no mind, and instead took flight, claws wrapped around Estonia. Finland sighed.

"Norway's not going to be happy about this," he muttered.

…

Estonia sat in the tower, bored out of his mind. At least this place was still properly furnished, if a bit dusty. And unfortunately, there was a wardrobe with dresses, and Denmark had forced him to put on one of the dresses.

Well, not exactly forced, per se, but more like nagged him until he was forced to submit and do as Denmark asked.

Denmark's eye became visible in the window, and Estonia sighed.

"Why do you want me to be the 'princess' again?" Estonia asked.

"Why not?" Denmark asked. "You make a good damsel in distress. And you're totally rocking that dress."

Estonia blushed, folding his arms across his chest. The dress came with a bodice.

"Wouldn't you rather have Norway, or an actual girl?" Estonia asked.

"Huh? Why would I want Norway?" Denmark asked. "He's like my brother. Would be weird having him as my princess."

"But… I thought you liked him?"

"As a brother," Denmark said.

"Then… Who do you like?"

"Isn't it obvious, princess?"

Estonia didn't think that it was possible to blush as darkly as he was at that moment.

"O-oh, u-um…"

"So, will you continue being my princess?" Denmark asked.

"I'll… think about it," Estonia said.

Though he was hoping that the other Nordics found them and undid the spell. He didn't know how long he could tolerate playing 'princess'.

The prompt is: 'Person A is cursed to be a dragon, but instead of being upset by it, they're like "hell yeah I'm a dragon" and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince Person B to be a princess in the tower "just for like a week" and everyone is like "we can break the f*** curse" and Person A is like "but I'm a dragon".'

The moment I saw this prompt, I knew that it had to be a member of the Awesome Trio. The three of them fit the role perfectly.