It's another day in the Marvel Universe and Gwen is on her computer playing Wob (world of Battlecraft) with her friends and Mega Tony
Right guys said Gwen these guys gave us trouble in the past I'll use my shout and Mega Tony would use his sword uh Cecil can you give us a number crunch real quick
Give me a moment said Ceci I'm coming up with a 40 to 50 percent chance of survival that's a lot better than we usually do
alright chums let's do this KAAAMALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN shouted Kamala
oh my god she just ran in said Cecil
stick to the plan chums said terrible eye
god damn it Kamala this is why Bruno left said Gwen but then her phone rang
Uh Gwen can I have a moment with you please said Teddy
Yeah bro what up said Gwen did you get powers
my apartment blew up by a green guy on a glider said Teddy
green goblin hey you want to stay at my apartment I have a fold-out bed said Gwen happily
yea that's good let me get some of my stuff that survived said Teddy
Yeah take your time I'll be setting up a welcome party said Gwen
yeah that is good said Teddy
LATER
alright your new home is right behind this door said Ted as he opened the door he saw a big banner that said WELCOME TEDDY there was some food Gwen held streamers while dancing
welcome Teddy let jeff take care of your bags and I'll give you a tour of Casa de Poole said Gwen as she handed teddys bags to Jeff the Land Shark
oh okay said Teddy
this is the living room ain't it beautiful said Gwen the living room has a couch and a TV playing the news report
wow it looks uh great said Teddy
this is my room said Gwen her room is covered in posters of her favorite heroes a lot of long boxes (under her bed of course) a framed copy of the variant cover she originated from and a bookshelf full of trade paperbacks and statues
I can tell said Teddy knowing his sister
and this is the bathroom said Gwen the bathroom is normal nothing special
uh thanks for the tour it's really good said Teddy
thank you Teddy It been a long time since we lived in the same place not since the day before we went here said Gwen
yeah hey remember when you were afraid of Micheal Jackson said Teddy
Yeah I was young hey remember when we went to see Spiderman 3 so cringy said Gwen
they spent the entire night remembering stuff from before the Marvel Universe like favorite shows birthdays Christmas and their parents
hey remember wait we spent the whole day remembering the time like we're in a family guy episode said Teddy
Yeah but sadly our home was retconned said Gwen
wait retconned why? said Teddy
this said Gwen handing Teddy a copy of Gwenpool Strikes Back Issue 5
I'll wait for tomorrow night sis said Teddy
night Teddy said Gwen before falling asleep
oh little Teddy so naive you'll end up like my world said a voice
TO BE CONTINUE