Over the next few months, Cartman went on a few more Adventures with the UAA, especially with K-10, Fighting against the other factions of Atheism, and his former "Allies", He quickly learned much more about how the Future worked and became a Hero among the United Atheist Alliance, and they provided him with every luxury they had in return for his good will.

But Cartman still had his eyes set on the Nintendo Wii, And continued to complain about not having one, every chance he got, But he didn't want to go to New New Hampshire, Not without facing the Monarchs again… So he made a Plan…

One Day, at the AAA encampment, The Leader of the Sea Otters, Blavius, stood on a Balcony, overlooking the rest of Otter Bay. As he stood there with his thoughts, An Otter Soldier came into the chambers.

"My Leader." He Proclaimed. "Our attack on the United Atheist Alliance's phobart plant was a success, and we captured the Time Child."

"Ah, Excellent!" Blavius declared. "Now I can have his guts on my-!"

"Ah yes." The Soldier interrupted. "There's just one thing…"

Blavius stopped dead in his revelry. "He… escaped…?"

"Uh, No sir, He…" The Soldier faltered in his words. "He… helped us."

"What?"

"He… suddenly helped us capture it." The Soldier explained. "We don't know why, But he said he'd only explain himself to you."

Blavious beedie eyes narrowed. "Where is he now?"

"In Custody, awaiting an audience."

"Bring him in."

Later, Cartman was marched into Blavius chambers, shirtless and in chains, A Contingent of Otter guards following his every step as he then stopped before the Otter leader.

"So…" Blavius observed. "Now we have at last… Time Child…"

"And this is the part where you smash my skull like a Clam on my tummy?" Cartman asked.

"Perhaps…" Blavius considered, Narrowing his eyes at Cartman "Or perhaps not after all, We shall see."

The two stared at each for a long time, neither one saying anything… Then, Blavius looked over to something and spoke.

"You uh… You wanna play chess?" He asked.

And before Cartman knew it, He and Blavius were sitting together at a Chess table, playing that very game as they continued their conversation.

"So." Blavius began. "My otters say you helped us in the Phobart plant, Why?"

"It wasn't exactly my first choice." Explained Cartman. "I was cut off from my patrol, You're Otters found me, I cut a desperate deal, Simple as that."

"But why did you request to speak with me?" Blavius asked. "After all, I did swear to kill you with my tummy."

"You did." Cartman said. "And since I'm stuck here in the future… no way home, and honestly, With very few friends on my side… I just thought I'd… consign myself to my fate."

This surprised Blavius even more. "Really? Well uh, Praise Science I guess, But why give up so soon?"

"Hmm, I don't really know." Cartman conceded. "I guess running around with the Descendants of guys I knew in the past… Just got drawn out and boring, And hasn't really gotten me any closer to what I want."

"And what is it that you want?"

Cartman made another move and looked Blavius in the eye's. "The Nintendo Wii."

Meanwhile,

At Religion Watch HQ, The Religion fighters gathered in the Main hall, all discussing amongst each other before Lord Nelson spoke.

"Alright everyone!" He said, motioning for Silence. "I'm sure by now we know our course."

"Yeah, Our course is a Fat, Psychotic, asshole!" Exclaimed Emily.

"Plus he totally left us with the UAU, while simultaneously destroying Dracksomore's dignity." Added Isabeella.

"Not really complaining about that last part." Jacob shrugged.

"Oh you better." Lord Nelson said. "God only knows what that kid will do next!"

"So what do you suggest?" Asked Manbear.

"First, We track him down and put him back in the Ice he was found in." Lord Nelson declared. "It will probably make the Atheist Factions shut up about the Great Question for a while."

"Is that really the best option?" Asked Matilda.

"Even If that would work, How are we supposed to find him?" Asked Megan.

"He only seems to care about that aracic gaming device, The Nintendo Wii." Deduced Bridgette. "If we spread the word that we have one, Maybe that will lure him to us and we can trap him!"

"Yes… It could work…" Nelson pondered.

"So it's settled?" Athena asked.

"It should be." Lord Nelson said, Turning to the Audience. "All those in favor?"

A Dozen hands were raised almost at once.

"Then it's settled." Lord Nelson said at last. "Let it be known far and wide that the Nintendo Wii rests with us, And if the Time Child wants it, He'll have to come for it."

Meanwhile,

As for the Time Child himself, He, Blavius and a group of Otters rode together through a long abandoned city, on Ostrich back, Vines and plant life were rampant all around, As the cavalcade made their trek to where they intended to go.

One of the Ostriches squealed out, to the surprise of one of the Lead Otter commanders. "Whoa, steady!" He salad, calming his mount down. "This way Otters!"

At his direction, The Otters veered to the left side of the path, With Cartman and Blavius at the lead.

"This is it, New New Hampshire." Blavius declared. "We have risked much to bring you here, Time Child."

Cartman just scoffed. "Can it, You otters may have evolved to the point where you can talk, But I don't need your lectures."

Blavius quickly whispered to his Lieutenant. "Don't let the Time Child out of your sight Commander, He could try to abandon us here!"

"We made a deal, Blavius." Cartman said, As if he had heard the conversation. "Remember, I give you what you wanted to hear, And I get what I want, So you got nothing to worry about."

As they continued to ride, The Osrchiches continued to make noises. "Something is spooking the Ostriches." Said the Commander.

"Of course, This is Monarch land after all." Cartman deduced. "There could be Jarvis Probes everywhere." He certainly didn't fancy the Monarchs catching him again.

"Here it is! We have arrived." The Commander said, as the Procession came to a stop, In front of them, Was a large abandoned building, with vines all over it.

"This is it, Time Child." Blavius proclaimed. "The New New Hampshire Museum of Technology, Abandoned long ago…"

"At long last…" Cartman breathed to himself.

"Let's get what you want, And get out of here!" Blavius insisted as the group dismounted.

Soon the Otters and Cartman entered the Museum and looked around, Old devices, gadgets and other ancient equipment that Cartman recognized from his past were all scattered around, condemned to the Elements, As the came to the Exhibit marked for the 2000's Era, Cartman stopped and saw something in the Corner of his eye, stopped.

"Over here!" He cried and quickly ran over to dispaled called "Games of our Ancestors" and there, In a glass case… As an Untouched Nintendo Wii…

"Yes! It's here! It's here!" He cried, as he looked at the treasured device in aw. "The Nintendo Wii… Finally!"

The Otters looked on in wonder.

"After 34 Adventures of Bullshit and Filler…" Cartman said, Nearly weeping. "I finally have it…"

He then smashed the casing open and collected his long awaited prize.

"Alright Time Child." Said Blavius. "We've gotten you what you want, Now return with us to Otter Bay!"

Cartman turned around confidently in response. "Sorry Blavius." He said smugly. "But I've just changed the deal." He pressed something on his neck and disappeared in a flash of Orange.

"No!" Blavius cried as he rushed forward to where Cartman once stood.

"It was a trick!" The Commander cried. "You were right!"

"SCIENCE DAMN YOU TIME CHILD!" Blavius roared.

To Be Continued.

Hello everyone, Bet you didn't expect to see this story on a Roll again, and at the start of Go God Go XII too, Finally, Now that South Park The Dark Time comes is over, I figured it was time to wrap up this one too.

Also, Work on the next Chapters of Mabels Adventure and Power Rangers and the Phantom Menace are also in the works, And maybe some other stories I could figure out.

In addition, I'm also going to be going to a ComicCon in Florida Tomorrow, So I will probably be preoccupied from writing for a while, But I'll see what I can do.

So yeah, Cartman finally got the Nintendo Wii, If you watched the Original Dulogy, You probably know where things go from here, As for the Religion Fighters, I have a few Ideas planned out for them going forward, Same with UAU, Once they find out their plan to capture Cartman is a dude now that he HAS the Nintendo Wii, And from there, Things will progress as they did in the Original Two parter.

So with that out of the way, Stay Tuned for now and have a very pleasant evening.