Back at the City of the UAA, Cartman appeared in the Command center in front of Nauto and several other Officials and Lieutenants, In a Large teleportation ring in the far center of the room, Nintendo Wii in hand.

"I've got it!" Cartman cheered as he stepped off the Telaporter. "I finally have the Wii!"

"Time Child!' Exclaimed Nauto, as he and several others rushed over to him. "You're alive!"

"We thought you had perished in the Phobart plant!" Said a white haired man.

"Yeah, Lucky for me the Otters thought I defected to them." Cartman sneered as he brushed through the crowd and made his way to the door, pausing to look back at the crowd.

"Do me a favor, Next time I'm in a recess Bio cave, Don't send me a Level 2 homing call." He said as he walked out into the Hall.

"TC Wait!" Nauto called as he and the others hurried after Cartman, asking a million questions as they walked.

"You gained the trust of the Otters?" He asked. "Were you wearing an information crystal?"

Cartman pulled said device out from his scarf and tossed it to Nauto. "Here."

"Science be praised." Said the White Haired Lieutenant. "This could end the war!"

"You've done a great thing for us TC." Nauto said proudly. "How can we repay you?"

Cartman veered right towards an Elevator and turned back to his audience. "Send a Maintenance guy to my room, I want this Nintendo Wii hooked up to my float screen as soon as Possible."

And he entered the Elevator.

Meanwhile,

At the Capital of the UAU, Lord Darcksomore sat on his Throne, his Head Acolytes and Lieutenants crowded together before him as they contemplated recent events.

"I didn't think he'd be this way." Dracksomore whined. "I thought he'd be all… Happy and Wide eyed, Like… Like normal well adjusted children, I certainly was…"

Enrica's eyes narrowed at this last statement.

"I must admit my Lord." Tuckerr commented. "I too did not expect this… He brings nothing but destruction and shock in his wake."

"Perhaps that could be used to our advantage in some form." Eyewave pipped up, As all heads turned to the Cybernetic Sea Otter. "The Boy's obsession with this "Nintendo Wii '' is a noticeable feature. If we could manipulate him with the promise of one, he could be a most Useful alley when needed to be.``

Dracksomore pondered this possibility. "Hmm, perhaps…"

"And just where are we supposed to find a Wii?" Asked Dreggor. "It's not like such archaic junk like that can just-"

"Lord Dracksomore!" Cried Nano, running into the room. "We've just received word of a Nintendo Wii!:

This caught everybody's attention and they hurried into another room with a Large screen. (The one in Lord Dracksomore's throne room had been damaged.) There they all saw what Nano was talking about.

On the screen was a small Japanese Car driving up to a neighborhood house. Two men got out and walked to the door, when the Family appeared, they pulled out a Wii Controller and said.

"Wii would like to play."

A full montage of the Family playing Wii games followed suit, Dracksomore watched this with great anticipation. "Where did you find this ad?"

"You won't believe this." Nano replied. "But the transmission originated from… Religion Watch HQ."

Dracksomore let out a Sinister Smile.

Meanwhile,

Cartman once more paced back and forth as the Maintenance man tried to figure out how to hook up the Wii to the Float screen.

"Come on… Come on…!" He murmured, he then stopped and asked. "Dude, what is taking so long? I wanna play!"

"Uh, What kind of output does this have?" Asked the Maintenance man, turning to face Cartman. "This is just some ancient super-VHS output or something, I can't connect this to your float screen."

"There's gotta be some way to hook it up!" Cartman insisted. "It's the fucking future!"

"It might be the future for you Kid, But I can't hook anything up to a float screen without at least a Laser 7 output." The Maintenance man replied.

Cartman couldn't believe it. "You gotta be shittin me!"

Cartman then began stamping his foot and knocking around everything in his room. "Science Damn it! I'M DONE! I CAN'T TAKE THE FUTURE ANYMORE!"

It was then that K-10 and Lorra-Va entered the room.

"TC, What's wrong?" Lorra-Va asked.

"I'll tell you what's wrong!" Cartman said angrily. "I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii, and If I don't get to play it real soon, I'm gonna bust a Nut!"

"Bark, Bark, Well we're all glad you're back." Said K-10. "I for one have certainly missed you."

"Suck my Balls K-10."

Meanwhile,

In a large conference room, Nauto gathered an assembly of the UAA together and made his announcement.

"Fellow Atheists." He announced. "The Time Child has returned with information about our sworn enemies, The Allied Atheist Alliance."

The Screen behind him flashed to show the very same Sea Otters.

"They have started digging for clams in sector J-12. If we mount an all out attack, We can wipe out their whole supply." Nauto explained.

"But… those are civilian Otters." A Member said.

"We cannot stand the Otters!" Nauto insisted. "Their Science is flawed, their answer to the great Question is different from ours."

"Yes But…" Another High Ranking Member faltered. "Sending out all our ships at the same time… Won't that leave us defenseless?"

"That's why we have to be super duper sure, Nobody finds out, We're doing it." Nauto said with finality.

To Be Continued.

And so ends another Chapter of Go God Go (Retelling.) Next time we see the Clash between the Religion Fighters and the Affiliated Atheist Union over the fate of Eric Cartman, Who has now had enough of the Future.

As for the other Atheist faction, Well you'll just have to see for next time, Won't you?

Until then, Stay Tuned for now everybody!