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Chapter 9
(Razer POV)
Instead of playing his video games, Razer is training on the roof tops of the HQ with his katana striking down some logs from palm trees he decided to collect from a nearby reserve. And damm, the Katana is really sharp.
With one Log standing still, Razer lifts up his sword and makes one big swing. Feels like he cut nothing, yet half of the upper log falls down. He looks at his katana with a beaming grin. "Thank whoever gave this awesome piece of metal to me! Shame the bugger did not mention his or her name on the card."
"A shy little shit that's what," a brandon rogers voice speaks making Razer whip his head to see a guilty looking Blitz by the door of the roof top entrance.
"When did you get here? And why are you here?" Razer asks with a sus brow.
Blitz making a nervous chuckle and says, "Well I came here to apologize for triggering you into a psycho like that the other day during this forging."
At first Razer did not know what he is talking about until he remembers he sparred with him during the forging yesterday. Until he lost his cool.
"OH yeah that! Right?" Razer responds sounding a bit guilty scratching the back of his head. "It usually happens when some fucker pegs something personal into my nerve or just me getting pissed. It is like I have this berserk button inside of me."
"That is one way to put it," Blitz states as he walks up the Cambion teen. "You acted like Mills when she gets really pissed at a sight of an ex-boyfriend."
"WAIT! She does that too?" Razer perks up.
With a nod Blitz continues, "From my understanding I think its a Wrath ring thing. Never seen Mox do it but maybe that it because his old man is from the Greed ring. But never mind that! I came here to say how sorry I was for…pegging your nerve. Especially about ugh you know who?"
"Oh yeah! About the things you said about my old lady," Razer frowns, remembering why he lost his cool. At the same time concerned why he of all foks is apologizing. Did he not try to take him to this hell the other night?
Blitz get anxious, scared not wanting to trigger Razer again. "Yeah that. Your supposed human father told me that you have some kind of mommy issues?'
"Yeah," Razer replies bluntly. "And I am not really comfortable talking that old had of mine right now. Makes me really angry."
Razer growls at the end gritting his teeth. It makes Blitz begin to sweet as if a ticking time bomb is about to blow.
"Of course of course! And again, I am really sorry about that. I really did not know about that!"
Razer gets into thinking. As much as he did not like the piece of red trash making insults based on his mother, He really could not blame the guy for not knowing. He will forgive this once as his expression softens up. Especially at the sight of Blitz's puppy eyes. "Alright, Ill forgive this time but mark my words."
Razer points with the tip of his sword making a jab right at the Imp's face between his eyes.
"Fuck my head with that again I will turn you into a salami sandwich!" He threatens the imp in front. Still on guard by the fact he indeed remembers Blitz saying he wanted to drag him to hell. Probably trying to make him lower his guard by claiming to be sorry.
"I-I yes I understand" Blitz says sounding a little scared with the tip of the katana near his face.
"Good!" Razer gleefully barks lowering his weapon. "Now were cool."
With a sigh of relief, Blitz asks Razer taking a really good look at his sword, "Well then, that sword you have looks really sick. A true killing material if I say so myself."
"I know right!?" Razer responds gleefully as but he and Blitz look at the sword with beaming eyes.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" a voice shrieks. Razer and Blitz turn their heads to see Moxxie emerging from the door. He looks surprised at the sight of Razer's new katana.
"It was delivered to me by some stalker at my door step. And why are you acting like you saw some chick with big tits in the shower?" Razer asks with a devis chuckle making Blitz laugh. "Moxxie right?"
Moxxie walks up to Razer and tip toes at the sword for a closer look. Razer thinks it is a little weird by the way the little guys is staring at his early birthday gift. Does he know who gave it?
Regardless, Moxxie finally breaks the silence, "It looks like the one-"
"BOYS!" a tomboish voice calls out. The three boys turn their gazes back to the entrance to see an excited Milie running up.
"Mr. Throttle is calling us for a very important job! Includes you too sugar," Millie points to Razer.
Blitz rushes up to Millie and asks, "Whats the job? Killing some horny teenagers around the streets?" He follows it with a grin and draws his gun.
Razer however, makes a realization face. "Oh shit! I almost forgot!"
"Forgot what?" Moxxie asks.
"Remember what I told you guys last night?"
All three imps get into thought until Blitz picks up first getting nervous.
"Oh yeah! Something about this chick wanting to eat your dick…Barbie right?"
Razer gives Blitz a raised brow. Suspicious that Blitz would get nervous at the mention of Barbie. Does he know who she is? Regardless, the mission is probably that. His dad probably wants them to join up with him as their first mission. He lets it go for now. He wiggles his head and shouts, "Yeah…yeah, but what are waiting for? Lets not keep my pa waiting!"
Razer rushes back into the building.
(Blitz POV)
As he watches the brat run back in, Blitz decides it is the best time to come with a plan with his employees. The three imps all huddle up like a bunch of stooges.
"Alright fuck twits here is the plan!" Blitz whispers but Moxxie speaks.
"Actually, how about we just knock him out when we are alone and take him back to hell with us! I mean, we are spending way too much time here!"
"I know that mox! But-"
"But what?"
"its…." Blitz studders. Eversince the kid mentioned his sister's name, He thought it could be another chance to see her even though she made it clear she does not want to see him again back at that camp. From what he has learned, Barbie managed to rebuild her little drug cartel and wants that horny teen to be her new boytoy after offing the other one name Jims? Johnny? Jimmy? Does not fucking matter. What matters is the mission might be another chance to at least see how she is doing. Or convince her what happened at the fire was an accident due to his jealousy. He did manage to rebuild his friendship with Fiz after all.
"Does it have to do with your sister?" Millie finally speaks.
"Yes that!" Blitz perks
"So that is what is about! Did she not warn you not to find her?" Moxxie says looking concerned for his boss.
"I KNOW that Mox, which is why the plan is we go through this task the big human wants us to do, maybe have a little chance with her if not we just go with the flow until we are alone with that little half human shit and drag him with us understand?" Blitz explains.
"Ok but I really have a bad feeling about this," Moxxie states sounding worried.
Milies picks it up and gives her hubby a reassuring nuzzle, "Don't worry much about it hun, we just follow through and this plan will go in a snap!"
"Yeah Mox, just don't be a bitch and fuck it up!" Blitz adds in with a grin making Moxxie growl.
(later that night, Razor POV)
An orange van cruse down the barren streets by the beach side escorted by four muscle cars with the metal scamp orange.
In the van, Razer is on the wheel with a grin, happy that he gets to drive at least. Behind are the three imps sitting behind along with two random biker gangster giving them nervous stares. Blitz takes notice and grins devilishly at one of them.
"You like what you see hot stuff?" the mention flirts with a hint of mockery.
"Ewe no! I am straight dude!" one of the gangsters spikes up looking disturbed.
"So you are a homosexual?" the other one asks looking just as disturbed.
Blitz frowns and barks angrily, "Its pansexual for you information!"
"Dah fuq does that mean?"
"You like screw around with pans or something?"
Blitz makes a face palm with a growl at the remarks. "It means I fuq anyone regardless of gender".
"So you're Bisexual then," Razor buts in with a teasing grin.
"OH HELL NO!" Blitz angrily barks at Razor who in turn laughs still focusing on the wheel. Eventually the others, including Milie and Moxxie begin to laugh along too.
"Gah! Surrounded by a bunch of prudes," Blitz grumbles with his arms crossed.
Razer only laughs a bit more keeping his hands on the steering wheel. Suddenly Moxxie whispers something into Milies's invisible ear before getting up to walk up to the empty passenger seat.
"Can I help you little dude?" Razer asks keeping his eyes on the road following the escort car.
"I am wondering if I could speak with you about something."
"Does it involve how you got turned on by my sword this morning?" Razer teases making Blitz laugh who heard it nearby.
Moxxie growls a bit in annoyance before replying, "NONONONO…well beside your sword, you look really familiar."
"You telling me you are my bastard kid or something? Sorry to break it but I am way too young to be your pa even though regrettably I am still a virgin."
"IM BEING SERIOUS!" Moxxie angrily barks. "I mean you look like someone that I know."
Before Razer has a chance to answer, he sees the escorts are stopping so he has to as well. As much as he wants to answer Moxxie's question, he has a job to do. A job that involves dealing with that crazy chick. "Sorry little dude, but duty calls."
"But-"
"Maybe after this joint, I tell you when we go to FuddiFuckers!" Razer states with a hungry grin giving his sharp teeth a quick lick.
"FuddiFuckers? What is that?" Blitz asks in.
One of the gangsters perks up and answers, "Dude! That burger place is da bomb!"
"Yeah man, those two boys, Bezle and Bub sure know how to make them Fuddi burgers," the other gangster follows back.
"Which is why we need to fork up our assess and finish this job before that Barbie chick eats up my V card like a burger! HAHAHA" Razer humors before jumping out of the van alongside the two gangsters.
The three imps however are a bit dumbfounded. Blitz leans down between the M and Ms and whispers, "Those two names sound kind of familiar."
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The convoy of Metal scamps have stopped by what looks like an abandoned factory in the middle of a dock hanging at the edge of town. All the gang members, Including Razer who is taking charge and the three imps following close behind with their weapons drawn. As they enter the courtyard of the Factory, Blitz starts to look really nervous.
Blitz rushes up next to Razer and whispers, "If you don't mind me asking kid, how long have you been dealing with her?"
Razer snorts and replies, "Enough time for her to get wet over me out of nowhere."
Razer pushes the double metal doors to reveal a field of drug plants being tended by lots of workers in the middle of the abandoned factory alongside gas tanks, medical tents, accountants, and armed guards. One of the drug workers, walks up to Razer's group and asks, "You guys the metal scamps?"
Razer nods for his gang behind him without noticing Blitz looking at the drug facility with widened eyes in amazement mutter how 'she' managed to rebound her drug cartel by a lot after the death of her old boy toy.
The worker escorts Razer and the gang across the drug field all the way to a pair of stairs allowing them to climb up all the way to the boss's office. The worker knocks and says, "Hey boss! The scamps are here as requested."
"Let Them in!" a female voice shouts making the worker escort open the door and gestures the gang in.
Razer, the imps, and the rest of the gang enter what looks like a normal office inside a trailer cart with some windows and functioning fan on the ceiling. Consists of only a big desk with a computer, pairs of filing cabinets, a throw dart target hanging on a wall with a picture of a familiar imp, and many more.
Of course, the head lady herself, Barbie in the appearance of a tanned woman with burgundy hair with two pigtails. She wears a red/white stripped dress and a long black trench coat designed for a fashionable girl boss matching her long black boots. Behind her are two of her armed guards holding ak-47s in case of trouble.
With her red eyes, she guides them to Razer at the front of the gang walking in. At the said sight of Razer, Barbie's expression turns lustful and gets off her chair.
Makes Razer do an annoyed eye roll as she walks up to him seductively.
"So happy you've come back for me my little Wazy," Barbie flirts slowly throwing her arms around Razer's shoulders.
Razer growls in annoyance and gently pushes her off, "Cut the crap lady, you know I am here because of my dad told me to be here for the job."
Despite being pushed, Barbies keeps her flirtatious look on Razer like she is gazing upon her favorite eye candy with her hands to her hips, "Whatever you say cutie, I know you will come crawling to me soon enough when you turn 18 soon."
"Only in your miserable dreams you old skank! If i had the chance i would call the coppers on you for attempted pedophilia!" Razer barks angrily which only seems to turn on Barbie more by the way she flusters with a smile.
With a disappointing sigh Barbies says, "Oooook, but your right. I did call the metal scamps for a very important delivery that could win big for the both of us!
"Big in what way?" Razer demands with a raised brow.
"The type that could save your gang from deep shit according to my informants. It would break my heart to hear my future hubby lost his jo-" Barbie pauses at the sight of a nervous Blitz behind Razor in between Moxxie and Milie.
Blitz makes a gulp along with a grin as he lifts up his hand to wiggle his fingers high. Barbie darts her shocked frowning eyes back and forth to Razer and Blitz before questioning with a tone knowing who he is, "Who the fuck is this?"
Razer gets confused turning his body back and forth to the nervous Blitz and the slowly turning mad Barbie. He repeats the rhythm until he stops at Blitz and says, "You guys know each other?"
All eyes of the gang turn to Blitz who now looks like he is shitting his pants by the amount of sweat and replies, 'Its kinda a funny story."
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, lets see how it will turn out next time in 'The Impish cambion'.
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