Chapter Ten:
Down with The CEO
"The former YouTube CEO?!" Mario and Meggy exclaimed, "Susan?! Su'zan W... Suzanna Wojikowi?! Susan Wakawaka?! Wowiewowiewowa?! Woji... Wojikow...?! Suzan Wuju!?"
"Yes! It is I, the YouTube CEO!" The dreaded former YouTube CEO declared, "The one you call Susan with a hard-to-correctly pronounce last name, even though it's pronounced... well, I don't think it's important... I live up here on the roof now! Ever since I stepped down as the CEO, let's just say that life has been hard. No one wants to hire an old dinosaur like me."
"Because you suck!" Mario cried, "And with you no longer in charge of YouTube, I get to say the N word..."
"No, Mario. I don't think we need to hear you say 'Nintendo' right now." Meggy told him.
YouTube's former CEO and the once-wielder of the YouTube Remote pressed on, "Since then, I live up here above the elevator shaft now, and I've been secretly demonetizing people's videos as revenge!"
She brought out a computer, which had YouTube on it, and the dinosaur showed a demonetized SMG4 video. But it wasn't any video, it was the one where Mario reacted to orphan memes until Batman showed up at the end. Mario was outraged in a heartbeat, he wanted to be happy she wasn't in charge, but she was still causing trouble.
Now, he hated her even more, after all the lives she'd harmed as YouTube CEO. And, it was because of her, Mario's friend Greg the Alien had died. Rage welled within the fat Italian, and he wanted her dead.
"So it was YOU who's been demonetizing SMG4's videos!" Meggy yelled.
"Yes, it was I!" The former YouTube CEO declared as she put aside the computer, "I'm the new villain in town, regardless if I was already giving you trouble some few years back. And now..."
"MARIO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!"
The rage-fueled fat Italian ran up to the despised dinosaur, and socked her hard across the jaw. The CEO staggered and stumbled, groaning in agony, and a bit of blood dripped out of her mouth. Mario went all-in, and his fist slammed into the former YouTube executive's face, drawing a stream of blood out of her nostrils.
"THIS IS FOR THE DEMONETIZING! AND THIS IS FOR GREG!" Mario screamed as he kicked and punched the bipedal raptor, "AND THIS IS FOR SENDING MARIO TO THE CANCELLED DIMENSION, YOU EVIL BITCH! MARIO'S HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP, AND YOU DESERVE THIS!"
He stomped on the Ex-YouTube CEO's foot, crushing one of her toes, and the 'witch' called Susan screamed, then Mario gripped her arm, and twisted it until a bone snapped. He delivered another punch to the jaw, picked up the dinosaur, and slammed her headfirst into the roof before pushing the walking reptile to the edge.
Kick, kick, slam! Mario drew a gun. Click, BLAM!
The gunshot echoed across the roof, and the city block. The former CEO of YouTube looked down at the hole in her chest, then she fell over the edge, plummeting into the streets below to certain doom. Mario backed away, and a shocked Meggy looked down to watch the hated one called Susan fall.
"I'm sure she will be fine." The former Inkling remarked sarcastically, she headed back to the elevator controls, "Now let's unjam this and get our friends out of there."
Down below, the former YouTube CEO lay on the ground, and struggled to her knees as blood dripped from her gunshot wound. The raptor-headed former executive felt weak and dizzy, and could barely stand after having her foot crushed and her arm broken. She rubbed her head with the one uninjured arm she had, then she turned around.
Tall demonic creatures with demonetization symbols stood close by. They'd likely been looking around for people to nab and bring to the realm of demonetization and suffering, and the ex-CEO of the greatest entertainment platform in the world looked like a prime target.
"Hi, how are ya?" One of the demons asked.
After being shot, Susan the ex-CEO already feared what the afterlife would have in store for her, and encountering Demonetization Demons was a clear indication of what was coming. She let out a weak scream as the creatures grabbed her, and dragged the former head of YouTube through the nearby portal to where her kind was kept...
