If you know the Dixie Chicks song, Goodbye Earl, then you've got the shape of the story. Except Lydia and Kitty aren't very good at the killing part. So this is more a comedy of attempted murder. P&P sequel. Happy endings guaranteed only for those who deserve them.

A Beauty & the Beast take on Pride & Prejudice, but with no magic. What if Mr. Bennet, in search of a gift for Elizabeth as he journeys with the Gardiners, is imprisoned by Mr. Darcy, the Derbyshire magistrate? Elizabeth journeys from Longbourn to plead for his freedom, and she finds a scarred man whose experience with fire turned him from prideful to beastly. Will they live HEA?

In many stories the Bennets had more and better connections than were generally known. What might happen if the connections were on the Gardiner side of the family? Lady Catherine de Bourgh is often referred to as a dragon. What if there was an even bigger dragon willing to take her on. Enter Mrs Bennet's Aunt Isabella, who surprises everyone with her connections.

La carta de Jane llega antes que Elizabeth y los Gardiner visiten Pemberley. El Sr. Bennet encuentra a Lydia y le paga 5.000 libras a Wickham para que se case con Lydia. Por problemas en las cosechas y malas inversiones el Sr. Bennet se endeuda, y Darcy (no reformado) compra la deuda de 2000 libras. Darcy promete perdonar la deuda a cambio que Elizabeth acepte ser su amante.

A MAJOR rewrite of a story I never did like...Summary inside. AU NON CANON GENERAL REGENCY (sorry it was too long when I added the bit about it being a major rewrite and general regency non canon bit) All characters either have a small appearance or are mentioned.

What would happen if two best friends fell in love with the same gentleman? What would happen if the gentleman chose one of them? AU. Elizabeth is Mr. Bennet's niece.

Married couple William and Elizabeth Darcy are new parents, coming up on their first Mother's Day with little Liam. Darcy with the best of intentions wants to make the day extra special for Lizzy and doesn't realize how hard Mother's Day is for Elizabeth, since her own mother died. A quick modern two-shot, set in the present in the USA.

Fitzwilliam Darcy doesn't hold back when telling Elizabeth Bennet about his ardent love for her. She loves him as well, but because of Lydia, the Bennets' reputation will be permanently damaged. Darcy and Elizabeth join forces to seek a favorable resolution. Take note that I will need to take most of this story down on May 29, 2024 (per Amazon rules) when I get ready to publish it.

P&P (and post-novel) through the eyes of Mary, Kitty, and Lydia. Behind the main scenes of Austen's novel: family drama, sibling rivalry, romance, heartbreak, self-discovery, cannon and original characters. Better summary inside. Post-novel chapters now being posted...

The last thing he expected to encounter during a walk to forget Miss Elizabeth Bennet was Miss Elizabeth Bennet herself, trying to escape an unwanted marriage. What else was Darcy left to do but to assist her?

George Darcy and Lady Anne are still alive and not happy with how haughty their son has become. They will have to take steps to reverse it, before its too late.

Formally titled - My Pride - Your Prejudice This is my retelling of the wonderful Pride and Prejudice story. Modern day (so keep in mind they are older in age). Main character Lizbet Raquel (Rocky) Benito. Life has always knocked her about – but when Charles Benally and Darcy William Yoon turn up, her world/her family/her Mother will never be the same.

In Ramsgate, Georgiana Darcy becomes confused over one of the four-syllable words in a letter from her brother and sets out to investigate. Her discovery is inauspicious.

*NEW* One Shots in my Soul Connections World of Steamy/ Hilarious moment(s) from their shared dreams together. They are a little extra that I thought was too fun, but too much for my story. Read Soul Connections first to get a better understanding. P & P. AU. Shared Steamy Dreams. Will be adding more as my Soul Connection story continues!

Mr. Darcy's father gives him an ultimatum: marry one of his friend's four daughters, or face disinheritance.

Mr. Bennet had been married twice in his lifetime. His first marriage was not of his own choosing, and it was an unhappy one. His second marriage brought him much happiness, and he was deeply devoted to his wife. When Mr. Bennet passed away, to Jane's surprise, he chose Elizabeth as the heiress of Longbourn. This is a story about deception,betrayal and love. Unedited story. E&D J&B

Lizzy is a bit quicker on her feet during her conversation with Col. F.

It is my take on how ODC might have navigated their way to happiness after being forced to marry due to rumours and gossip

Soulmate/ Soulmark variation. Regency. Alternate Universe. Soulmarks, Shared dreams, Humor and a little Spice. Spice will come later in the story. First person, Dual POV.

When Elizabeth and The Gardiners' tour of Pemberley goes awry, they become unexpected guests of the Darcys. Can this unforeseen stay lead to a serendipitous family of felicity? Or will their absence in family matters lead to the Bennetts' ruin?

William Darcy is a world famous rock star with his band Pemberley, also starring singer Charles Bingley and drum musician Richard Fitzwilliam. Elizabeth Bennet is a technician working on their tour. Her sister Jane and her friends Charlotte and Maria Lucas form the group The Meryton Assembly, are Pemberley's opening act. What could possibly go wrong ?

In which Mr. Bennet gets some visitors who have been reading JAFF. An absurdist one-shot.

Part of my "If Music Be" series of P and P (and related media) series of stories. A series of short, mostly (or possibly all) rated M scenes from Lizzie and Williams life in the Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe, inspired by Billy Joel's Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

Darcy battles his pride, his past, and his present, hoping to secure a happy future. A character study and love story. — All in Darcy's POV..

What if instead of walking away from Elizabeth after she rejected him, Darcy kissed her instead? Based off the 2005 movie. This is simply my adaptation of what could have happened instead. I don't own any of the characters, they all belong to the lovely Jane Austen.