'Your mum was acting well out of order in that episode we just watched!' Misty said.

'Just like Vicky Pollard,' Ash giggled. 'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, this whole thing just happened that I don't even know nothing about!'

'That reminds me of another episode,' Misty said. She put another tape in the VHS player.

2008 - 'It wasn't me, it was my ghost'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Our next guest found out that her boyfriend is cheating on her. Please welcome Fantina to the show,' Jerry said.

'Bonjour Jerry,' Fantina said.

'Bonjour madame,' Jerry responded. 'Why are you here?'

'I suspect that my boyfriend, the sexy Elite Four member Aaron, is cheating one me avec une putain!' Fantina shouted.

'Why do you suspect that he is sleeping with a whore?' Jerry asked

'Last week, he was on the phone and had the speaker on. I eavesdropped on his conversation, in which he told that femme that she is hot. And it sounded like he was masturbating!'

'How long are you and Aaron together?'

'For deux years.'

'Two years? That's a serious relationship. What will you do if your suspicions are true and he is indeed hooking up with her?'

'Then I'm gonna beat the fuck out of that skank!'

'Shouldn't you direct your anger towards your boyfriend, instead of towards the other woman?' Jerry asked. 'Aaron is supposed to be faithful.'

'That may be, but I just hate that bitch!'

'Do you know that other woman?'

'Oui oui. Elle est my friend Vicky Pollard, who you might know from Little Britain, which is very famous in Sinnoh and France. She became my friend when she travelled through Sinnoh with her Blissey. I taught her how to make delicieux Poffins for her Pokemon.'

'Your friend? Well, let's bring her out,' Jerry said. 'Here is Vicky Pollard!'

A blonde-haired woman wearing a pink tracksuit entered the studio and gave Fantina a smug look and started rambling. 'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but...'

'Vicky, did you sleep with Aaron?' Fantina asked.

'I so can't believe you just said that! That is well out of order!'

Fantina pushed Vicky on the ground. 'Tell me, you slut! Did you have sex with Aaron?'

Vicky got up and slapped Fantina in the face. 'Accusing me of sleeping with your man? Don't go giving me evils! You are well gonna get beaten for this! And no, I didn't sleep with him. It wasn't me. It was my ghost!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Yeah! I didn't cheat! I just used my imagination. That's all! I slept with Vicky's ghost! The ghost of Vicky is so sexy!' Aaron lied.

'Are you fucking serious?' Fantina asked.

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but,' Vicky rambled. 'This whole thing just happened that I don't even know nothing about!'

'Did you sleep with Aaron or not, you fucking slut?' Fantina yelled.

'Yes, I did sleep with him. I took a ride on his disco stick. I fucked him twice, but I'm moving on now. His pussy eating game is rubbish!'

Fantina could not believe what she was hearing. How could her friend do this to her? Blinded by rage, she pushed Vicky on the ground and kicked her in the pussy.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

After letting the two women beat the crap out of each other for a minute, Jerry's Chikorita finally intervened. The Pokemon used his Vine Whip to move Vicky away from Fantina.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

Jerry walked up towards Vicky. 'You and Fantina are friends. So why did you sleep with her boyfriend?'

'Because he's sexy,' Vicky said.

'But this is your friend's boyfriend. Couldn't you find a guy who wasn't dating your friend?' Jerry asked.

As usual, Vicky started rambling. 'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, I don't care about their relationship. When I meet a hot guy, I will do him. Don't listen to Fantina, because she has one tit bigger than the other.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Vicky always acts like that!' the purple-haired Gym Leader from Sinnoh said. 'When someone asks her a question, she always starts rambling about unrelated subjects.'

'Like your tits? Your one tit that is bigger than the other?' Jerry asked.

'Yes! Anyways, I am no longer Vicky's friend. We're through!'

'Vicky, don't you feel any remorse about what you did to Fantina?'

'No. Why should I feel remorse? Fantina is rubbish. Fantina is the French equivalent of American hilbilly redneck trailer trash!'

Then, Jerry invited another person in the studio. 'Here is Aaron, Fantina's boyfriend who cheated on her with Vicky.'

A green-haired man entered the studio. Before he could greet Jerry, Fantina smacked him on the head.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed. Since Jerry Springer did not allow men to be violent towards women, Aaron could not retaliate and had to wait until Chikorita used his Vine Whip to put a stop to Fantina's onslaught of punches.

Then, Jerry walked towards the Elite Four member from Sinnoh. 'Aaron, you and Fantina are together for two years. Why did you cheat on her?'

'It just happened!' Aaron answered.

'Seriously? That's your excuse?' Fantina snapped.

'She came on to me!' Aaron stuttered.

'So what?' Jerry asked. 'Just because a woman comes on to you, doesn't mean that you have to shag her.'

'Yes, it does!' the cheater said. 'I'm a dude. You can't expect a dude to say no when a woman wants to fuck!'

'When you are in a relationship and another woman comes on to you, you should say no!' Jerry said.

'Aaron, we are through! I don't want to be with a dirty, filthy cheater!' Fantina snapped. 'Fuck you!'

'Yeah, Aaron is a dirty cheater. You have to be a dirty, filthy cheater to be on our show. Clean cheaters can't be on this show,' Jerry joked. 'You can't be clean. You have to be dirty if you want to be here.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

Jerry had a question for Fantina. 'I have another name here. Shauntal. Who is Shauntal?'

'An Elite Four member from Unova and a friend of mine,' Fantina said.

'Why do you think I am mentioning her name?' Jerry asked.

Fantina ignored the talk show host and walked up to Aaron. 'I have something to confess to you. I have been hooking up with Shauntal for over a year now.'

'What? You dumped me for sleeping with Vicky twice, but you have been cheating on me for a year? You hypocrite!' Aaron snapped.

'Excuzez moi,' Fantina said. 'Shauntal est très sexy! I have always been staring at her breasts. When she came out as bisexual last year, I just couldn't resist the urge to sleep with her. Je suis la première femme who had lesbian sex with Shauntal!'

'Here is Shauntal!' Jerry said. A purple-haired woman wearing glasses entered the studio, ran towards Fantina and kissed the Gym Leader passionately.

'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!' the audience chanted.

'I'm not a lesbian!' Shauntal countered. 'I am bisexual.'

'Wow, this is hot!' Aaron said. 'You didn't have to do this behind my back. Why didn't you just ask me to join you two?'

'I wanted to experiment with another woman, one on one. Just because I'm bi, doesn't mean that I want to have threesomes,' Shauntal explained.

'I would like to have a threesome,' Fantina said. 'With two other women. But I don't want to have a threesome with another man. And especially not with Aaron.'

'Why not?' Aaron asked.

'When having sex with Shauntal, I realised that I am not bisexual, like I always thought I was. Shauntal may be attracted to men, but I am not. I am a lesbian,' Fantina said.

'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!' the audience shouted.

'The audience loves you,' Jerry said.

'That's très bien!' Fantina said.

Shauntal got down on her knees. The Elite Four member from Unova held a ring in her hands. 'Fantina, I love you. I want to be with you. Not as your affair partner, but as your wife. Now that gay marriage finally became legal in both Sinnoh and Unova, will you marry me?'

'Oui! Oui!' Fantina screamed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Fuck you, you dirty lezzers!' Aaron shouted.

'Fuck off, you homophobe!' Fantina snapped.

Then, Aaron tried his luck with Vicky. 'You wanna hook up again?'

'Oh my god, I so can't believe you just said that! That is well out of order!' Vicky answered. 'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but...'

'So do you wanna have sex with me again or not?'

'No, I don't,' Vicky answered. 'It was fun, but your pussy eating game is rubbish! I can find better guys than you. Guys who know how to eat pussy!'

'Shauntal est parfait when it comes to eating pussy,' Fantina said.

Suddenly, the sound of a ringing doorbell was heard in the studio. 'The doorbell! I'll get it,' Jerry said. Then, he saw a long-haired man enter the studio. 'It's Reverend Shnorr!'

The reverend, who often entered the studio when couples wanted to get married, was there to marry Shauntal and Fantina. Unlike Jerry, the show's staff knew that Shauntal was going to propose to Fantina, so the reverend was prepared to marry the lesbian lovers.

'Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to marry these two lovely women in holy matrimony. Fantina, do you take Fantina as your lawfully wedded wife?'

'I do.'

'Shauntal, do you take Fantina as your lawfully wedded wife?'

'I do.'

'You are now wife and wife. You may kiss the bride. Or, well, the brides may kiss each other.'

When the two women were French kissing for a few minutes, the audience went crazy. 'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!'

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'Cheating is never okay. If you want to sleep with somebody else, you should be honest with your loved ones. As painful as it is that Fantina cheated on Aaron for about a year, Aaron has no right to complain, since he was cheating on Fantina as well. What he did was even worse, since he slept with Fantina's friend. Well, former friend now, but Fantina and Vicky were still friends back then. Anyways, we love lesbians. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'