'Vicky Pollard is fucking crazy!' Misty laughed.

'I know someone who is even crazier,' Ash said, while he put a videotape in the VHS player. 'There is this Gym Leader I battled in Sinnoh who was on the show as well. Let's have a look.'

2016 - 'My father is dating my ex'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Our next guest says that his father did a lot of crazy shit. Please welcome Roark to the show,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry,' Roark said.

'So why are you here?'

'Well Jerry, before I tell you the story, don't you ever call that cunt my father!' Roark protested. 'He is my sperm donor. Not my father. He does not deserve to be referred to as my father.'

'Why? What happened?' Jerry asked.

'I had a relatively normal youth until my mother died. Since her death, Byron, my sperm donor just keeps hooking up with and entering short relationships with much younger women. Including my first girlfriend, back when I was seventeen.'

'Your girlfriend? Your father, I mean, sperm donor, slept with your first girlfriend? How did that come about?'

'One day, I got home from the Pokemon Trainers School and caught Gardenia and Dad, I mean, my sperm donor Byron, making out on the couch. They actually dated for two years. My ex-girlfriend became my stepmother!'

'That is awful! Back then, did you ever suspect that your father would do such a thing?'

'I had no idea! Anyways, I forgave him, but he did it again. In my twenties, I had two other girlfriends, Candice and Cynthia. My sperm donor fucked both of them and actually dated Cynthia for a year. Since I lived with Cynthia and couldn't afford our apartment all by myself, I had to move back home and move in with the arsehole. I was forced to call Cynthia Mother. I was forced to obey the woman who betrayed me. Every time she bossed me around and told me what to do, my sperm donor joked about how I was such a good stepmomma's boy for obeying her. That was so humiliating.'

'That must be awful! So how are things now?'

'After living with my sperm donor and Cynthia for a year, I found a job. I became the Gym Leader in Oreburgh City and managed to escape the paternal home in Canalave City. Shortly after that, Cynthia left my dad because she caught him sleeping with some other woman, which was pretty funny. Cynthia tried to get back together with me, but I turned her down.'

'And how is your love life going now?'

'Not good, Jerry. Not good. Despite being too scared to date again for years, I even had another girlfriend. Lorelei, a hot woman who is in Kanto's Elite Four. At first, we had a great relationship, but of course my sperm donor just had to ruin things.' Roark explained.

'Did he sleep with Lorelei?' Jerry asked.

'Yes. Three months ago, I proposed to Lorelei. We got engaged! We decided to throw a big party to announce our engagement. My sperm donor showed up, even though I didn't invite him. Some of my other family members must have informed him about the party. Anyways, when I was taking a shit on the toilet, I heard Lorelei's moaning. I got off the loo and saw that he and Lorelei were having sex in the hallways of my house! When they were finished, Lorelei left the house and went to his hotel room. The next day, Lorelei broke up with me by text. She said that she loved me, but that Byron was manlier and hotter than I am, so she decided to live with him. That was two months ago. I haven't heard from her ever since.'

'Wow! This story is crazy, even for this show's standards,' Jerry said.

'Yeah, it sucks... Like, of course I am heartbroken that four women were willing to cheat on me with my father and leave me for him. However, as much as they hurt me, the pain they caused me doesn't even come close to what my father did to me. He was supposed to care about me. He was supposed to love me as a son. But all I am to him is a wingman. Someone who meets young women who he can seduce. He is a terrible person and a terrible father. Which is why I am here to kick his arse!'

'Well, you couldn't have found a better place for that than this show,' Jerry said.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'And I want to confront Lorelei! I want to know why she did this to me!' Roark said.

'Well, that's perfect, because Lorelei is here. She has been watching backstage. Please welcome Lorelei!'

Then, Lorelei entered the stage. The red-haired woman's glasses were fogged. Her breasts and belly were a bit bigger than usual. While the audience booed her, the teary-eyed woman walked towards her ex-fiancé.

'You bitch! Why the fuck did you fuck my father?' Roark snapped. 'I mean, I don't consider him my father anymore, but still...'

'I'm so sorry! It's just... It just happened! I was drunk!' Lorelei cried. 'But come on, he is just so sexy! Sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist such a hot man! He's got such a nice beard, a manly face, a sexy sixpack... He's just my ultimate sexual fantasy!'

'That's all fine and dandy, but you said you loved me! You don't cheat on someone you love! You just don't do that!' Roark screamed.

'Yeah, Lorelei. Why did you cheat?' Jerry asked. 'I get that you felt the temptation to have sex with him, but didn't you ever think that maybe, just maybe, sleeping with your fiancé's father wasn't such a great idea?'

'I know it was wrong, but he's just so hot!' the Elite Four member protested. 'Byron is the sexiest man I ever met.'

'That may be, but you made a commitment to Roark. Don't you think that you should've resisted the temptation?'

'Sure, but it's too late for that now. Byron and I are living together since that hot night. And I have something to tell Roark.'

'What is it?' Roark asked.

'I'm pregnant,' Lorelei said, while showing Roark a positive pregnancy test. 'I did the test last week and did another one yesterday to be sure. Byron and I are so happy!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Do you know who the father is?' Jerry asked.

'Byron is the father. I mean, Roark had a vasectomy. And besides, he and I haven't had sex for a while around the time I got knocked up. After Roark's proposal and before the party, I had to be in Kanto to battle some challengers. So Byron must be the father.'

'You fucking whore!' Roark screamed. 'I hate you!'

'Let's bring out Roark's father Byron!' Jerry said.

Byron entered the television studio and embraced Lorelei. He lifted up her shirt and planted a kiss on her belly. Then, he looked at the audience. 'Yeah, that's MY BABY! This old man has still got it! I bet that when the young men are in the audience are fifty, they won't be able to get a hot girlfriend who is twenty years younger than they are. But I did it! I, the great Byron, impregnated the sexy Lorelei!'

Roark was filled with rage and tried to get his sperm donor away from the woman he used to love. He kicked the Canalave City Gym Leaders in the balls. Byron tried to get up, but immediately got punched in the face by his furious son.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

When Byron got up, he managed to punch his angry son a few times before Jerry's Chikorita broke up the fight. The small Pokemon used his Vine Whip to move Roark away from Lorelei and Byron.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience screamed.

'Chikori!' Chikorita squealed happily.

'Hello Byron.' Jerry said.

'Hi, how are you doing, Jerry?' Byron asked.

'Fine. How about you? Your son told me all about how you seduced several of his girlfriends, including his fiancé Lorelei, who is now pregnant with your child.'

'Oh my gosh, Jerry! I'm so happy that I'm gonna be a father again!' Byron squealed. 'When Lorelei showed me the positive pregnancy test, I was overjoyed! I'm gonna be a father!'

'Well, you are not a father at this moment. Sure, you used to be my father. But not anymore!' Roark screamed. 'But after the horrible things you did to me, you don't deserve to be my father. You are not a father. You are nothing more than a fucking sperm donor!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Jerry walked up to Byron. 'Why did you seduce all of your son's girlfriends? I get that you find them attractive. But as a father, don't you think that maybe, just maybe, your son's girlfriends are off-limits?'

'I don't see the problem,' Byron said. 'Gardenia and I found each other attractive. Candice and I felt a spark. Cynthia and I hit it off. And Lorelei is the hottest woman I ever met. Just look at her huge tits!'

'That may be, but you really hurt your son.'

'Yeah! Why did you never take a second to think about how I felt when you slept with my girlfriends?' Roark cried.

'I don't care! If there is a spark between a hot woman and me, why shouldn't I try to date her?'

'Because they were your son's girlfriends!' Jerry yelled.

'That's a him problem. Not a me problem,' Byron laughed. 'If my son would have been a real man, those women wouldn't have left him for me. It's his own fault for being such a sissy! I'm much more of a man than he will ever be! And besides, seducing his girlfriends makes me feel manly! Seducing a woman who is in a relationship makes me feel superior to other man. I don't care if that taken woman is some stranger's girlfriend or my son's girlfriend.'

'Isn't that a terrible attitude to have as a parent?' Jerry asked. 'I don't sense any sympathy towards your son.'

'I don't care!' Byron said. 'In fact, I have something to tell him.'

'What is it?' Roark asked.

'Lorelei and I are getting married! You are welcome to attend the wedding if you want to!'

'What the fuck?' Roark cried.

'My baby bump will look so cute in a wedding dress!' Lorelei squealed.

While Lorelei and Byron made out, Roark sat in a chair in a corner of the stage. Tears were streaming down his face. He knew that his father was a ruthless womaniser who prioritised his flings over his son, but this just kept getting worse and worse.

Jerry walked up to Roark. 'Is there something you would like to say to your father?'

'Yes, there is,' Roark said. 'You were supposed to love me. You were supposed to be a father to me. But instead, you just keep ruining my life! Fuck you! I am not coming to that wedding! You know what? You can have Lorelei. It's fine. You can have her! That marriage is destined to fail. It's only a matter of time before you cheat on her. Or before she cheats on you. Anyways, I never want to see you again!'

'But I need you! When the baby is born, Lorelei and I might need a free babysitter,' Byron demanded. 'I mean, this child will be your half-sibling. Taking care of the baby will be your duty as a brother. And as my son. You can't say no to family!'

'FUCK YOU!' Roark snapped. 'I am NEVER going to babysit for you, you cunt!'

Another fight was inevitable. Filled with rage, the son got up and kicked his father in the balls. When the older man was on the ground, the young man gave his father another well-aimed kick in the nuts. Byron got up and punched his son in the face.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

After Chikorita prevented another bloodbath by breaking up the fight and moving Roark away from his father, Jerry had an emotional question for Byron. 'Why are you so cruel? Don't you love your son? I really don't sense any love here. You don't even feel any remorse about how much you hurt him!'

'Oh, I don't love him anymore. When I started dating Gardenia, his high school girlfriend, he didn't support our relationship and kept bringing up how mean I was for seducing his first girlfriend. I felt like as a son, he should have been happy for me and should have embraced my relationship with Gardenia,' Byron explained.

'Are you fucking serious?' Roark screamed. 'How the fuck could you ever expect me to be okay with that?'

'That was in the past! I was hoping that at some point, you would get over it and accept that Gardenia and I were dating. When it was clear that you couldn't support your father's happiness, I stopped loving you as a son.'

'Fuck you!'

'Fuck you!'

'Well, this show is not over yet. We have one more person who I want to bring out on this stage. I have a name here, Lisia. Who is Lisia?' Jerry asked.

'That's my new girlfriend,' Roark said. 'Two weeks after Lorelei left me, I met her at the Arctic Monkeys concert in Hearthome City. We danced and hugged and had so much fun! After the show, she took me to her hotel room. The next day, we talked a lot and realised that we actually got along really well. She was very empathetic and kind to me. A great listening ear. And amazing in bed. She is even hotter than Lorelei! After three weeks of dating, we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Of course three weeks isn't a lot, but we really love each other.'

'Well, I hope she won't leave you for your father,' Jerry joked.

'Fortunately for me, Lisia is not into macho men like Byron. Lisia is bi and actually doesn't like a macho gender expression. Her favourite people to date are non-macho men. Men like me!' Roark explained.

Then, Jerry introduced Lisia, who entered the stage. The blue-haired woman ran towards Roark and started making out with him. The Oreburgh Gym Leader's hands were on the chubby woman's soft belly, but moved lower and went into her shorts, causing her to moan loudly.

'Roark is so sexy! He and I have so much FUN!' Lisia squealed.

'Hi Lisia,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry! Being Roark's girlfriend is FUN!'

'You have been watching backstage. What do you think about all this drama?' Jerry asked.

'Byron is NOT FUN! He is fucking crazy. If Roark wants to go no contact with him, I totally understand that.'

Byron decided to step in. 'Why don't you go no contact with my son? You can come home with me!'

Lisia decided to decline her father-in-law's offer. 'Sorry, but you're not really my type. And besides, you are a meanie. I fucking hate you for what you did to your son!'

'What the fuck? This is the first time a woman rejected me! The first time of my life!' Byron had no idea how this was possible. How could a woman reject him? 'Lisia, I am much more masculine than my son! Why don't you choose me over him?'

'Because Roark is such a sweetie! I love him!'

'But I am way manlier than he will ever be!'

'That doesn't matter! I don't like macho men!' Lisia said. 'And even if I did, I wouldn't date a fucking cunt who keeps seducing his son's girlfriends!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Meanwhile, Lorelei's face was covered in tears. She walked up to Byron. 'What the fuck are you doing? We are supposed to get married, you arsehole! How could you hit on another woman?'

'Well, she's hot!' Byron said in defence of his actions. 'You can't expect me to just not hit on a sexy lady like Lisia! And besides, now that you're pregnant, our sex life won't be as good as I imagined when I seduced you. Don't blame me for trying to hook up with Lisia!'

The Elite Four member decided to punch her fiancé in the face. Fortunately for her, men were not allowed to hit women on the Jerry Springer show, so Byron was not allowed to defend himself.

Jerry walked up to Lorelei. 'As bad as I feel for any woman whose partner betrays her, you don't really have the right to complain.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'What do you mean?'

'Well, look at what you did to Roark! Isn't that the same as what Byron is doing to you now?' Jerry asked.

'Lorelei, you should have known that my sperm donor cannot be trusted,' Roark giggled.

As much as Lorelei wanted to punch Jerry and Roark in the face, she knew that they were right. What right did she have to call someone else out on how awful her partner was for hitting on Lisia? After all, she cheated on Roark and left him for Byron. She knew that she was getting a taste of her own medicine.

'Fuck fuck fuck!' Byron screamed. 'This is the first time one of my son's girlfriends turned me down! How is this possible?'

'Byron, why are you doing this?' Jerry asked. 'Have you ever thought about why you feel the need to keep hitting on every woman your son is dating?'

'Because they're hot! It's that simple. My son has a good taste in women. I will seduce any woman I find attractive, whether they are single, dating my son or whatever!'

'That may be, but it looks like Lorelei is not happy with you. After all, you tried to seduce another woman while she, your fiancé, is pregnant with your child,' Jerry protested.

'I don't care! I'm going home with Lorelei. I'm sure she can forgive me for hitting on Lisia!' Byron snapped. 'After all, I didn't actually sleep with Lisia, so I didn't cheat.'

'That may be, but you wanted to cheat on me. If Lisia would have wanted you, you would've shagged her,' Lorelei said. 'If this is how you act when I'm carrying your child and when we just got engaged, I no longer want to marry you. Our relationship is over!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Byron was seething with rage. 'What? No woman leaves the amazing Byron like that!'

'Well, I'm leaving you. We are through!'

Byron got up from his chair and was about to punch Lorelei in the face. Fortunately, Chikorita intervened just in time and moved Byron away from Lorelei.

'Byron, don't you ever try to do that again! Violence against women is strictly forbidden on our show. You get one warning. If you try or even threaten to hit her again, you will be removed from our studio,' Jerry said sternly.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Oh yeah? We'll see about that!' Byron screamed. The macho man stormed towards Lorelei again, only to be stopped by Chikorita's Vine Whip. Then, three Officers Jenny entered the studio and grabbed Byron. The violent man tried to break free, but was quickly overpowered by the three cops. The police officers escorted the violent man to a police car outside the studio.

'It looks like Byron is going to spend the night in jail,' Jerry said.

Then, Lorelei looked at Roark and went down on her knee. 'Now that Byron is out of the picture, I would love to get back together with you and raise that baby together. I love you! Will you marry me?'

'Hell no!' Roark snapped. 'You fucked my dad at our engagement party and left me for him. Do you really think that I will take you back? And do you seriously think that I would ever raise my horrible father's child?'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'It was worth a try,' Lorelei said.

'Fuck off. I'm happy with Lisia now. I love her! She is so kind and sexy!' Roark said. 'And unlike you and my other exes, Lisia doesn't want to fuck my father.'

'Come on! Give me another chance!' Lorelei begged.

Roark ignored his ex and hugged Lisia. Then, he started rubbing her soft belly again, much to her pleasure. But not only that. After petting her stomach for a while, his hands moved upwards and went under the braless woman's top. It was only a matter of time before her nipples got so hard that they poked through her white top.

'Oh! Oh! Roark!'

'I love you, Lisia!'

'I love you too, Roark!' Lisia squealed.

'Well, if we were to ask who Roark wants to be with, this public display of affection is a pretty clear answer to that question!' Jerry said.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'What we have seen today must be one of the craziest stories we ever had on this show. I mean, in most circumstances, blood is thicker than water. Sure, some parents and children may hurt each other, but they eventually sort out their differences and try their best to get along. However, sometimes, there are situations that are just so toxic that going no contact with a family member is your only option. When a father cannot stop seducing his son's girlfriends and does not even feel any remorse, there is no point in trying to have a father-son relationship. Sometimes, distance is the only solution to a dispute between two people. Yes, even if they happen to be a parent and their child. Cutting Byron out of his life is the only way for Roark to avoid getting hurt over and over again. Hopefully, he and Lisia can find happiness together. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'